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Speaker 1: Are you annoying? It's the Jewel Show? I know I

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Speaker 1: A new survey asked people to rank the most annoying

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Speaker 1: or uncomfortable types of PDA that people do. And if

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Speaker 1: Public displays of affection text in right now four one

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Speaker 1: h six one. What kind of public displays of affection

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Speaker 1: drive you crazy? Because people do get really angry when

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Speaker 1: they see people out, like really mad when they're in

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Speaker 1: I think you know what you're right. I think public

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Speaker 1: displays of affection used to annoy me so much I'd

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, grows, why are they hug why are

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Speaker 1: if you didn't know that, And now I'm like the

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Speaker 1: most annoying dude with PDA ever. But the top answers

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Speaker 1: of PDA. A peck on the lips apparently annoys a

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Speaker 1: That's definitely a person that doesn't love love. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: that they've been hot done by going over survey that

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Speaker 1: asks people to rank the most annoying or uncomfortable types

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Speaker 1: of PDA. Proposing in public. You don't like that? No,

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Speaker 1: Everyone always gets their cameras out and they always go,

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Speaker 1: There you go, you like it using pet names in

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Speaker 1: front of other people, like honey or pooky. Who cares

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Speaker 1: about this stuff? Like that's what we call our significant others, right, Babe? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Babe's okay. If you get more in depth though, into

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Speaker 1: But Honey's not honey? No, Honey's all right too. But

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Speaker 1: I think it's too far. Pooky, that's just that's just weird.

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Speaker 1: A new survey, I ask people the most annoying or

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Speaker 1: That I do all the time now and I love it.

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Speaker 1: the Jebil Show on demand? It's another Jebil phone frame mornings? Hello? Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Hannah? Yes, it is hey Hannah. It's Alexis

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Speaker 1: over at Salon. How are you doing? Okay? How are you? Hey? Good?

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Speaker 1: I know you have an appointment a little later this afternoon,

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Speaker 1: does amazing work. His name is Alario. And seriously, girl,

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Speaker 1: like you're gonna want to go with a Lario over

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Speaker 1: Yes it's Ilario. Okay, No, actually I'm okay with just rescheduling.

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Speaker 1: I think I just ratherly okay, no, yes, no, no, Ilario,

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Speaker 1: cut my hair. Ilario, Elario come from Europe. It guests

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Speaker 1: stylist Ilario treated with disrespect from Hannah. Ilario will not

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Speaker 1: allow disrespect. Eladio. I don't mean to disrespect you. I'm

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Speaker 1: where you. Excuse me, Ilario, Ilario have question? You call

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Speaker 1: you call Ilario stylist. I would. I would reach down

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Speaker 1: shut up. You shut your little white hat lips. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think of her enough. I don't care who you are.

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Speaker 1: I am not getting my hair cut with you today. Elario,

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Speaker 1: create arts with your hair, whether you like or not. Hello,

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Speaker 1: oh hang up, Ilario. Hello, Papa Elario back, Ilario, call

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Speaker 1: you bunny. You don't keep it out of it that

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Speaker 1: easy this number. Elario, call you back, because once you

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Speaker 1: have scheduled with Illario, you never get out. I never

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Speaker 1: scheduled with you. I scheduled with Stephanie and she's out

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Speaker 1: artists like Ilario. Stephanie is a great stylist and she

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Speaker 1: doesn't threaten violence. So I am not going to you.

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Speaker 1: I don't care who the Ilario on the way to

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Speaker 1: your house. Ilaria create art, Ilario shiv side of heat,

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Speaker 1: purple accent. You're gonna shave my head? Paw purple thought

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Speaker 1: just want Stephanie to cut my hair, and I am.

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Speaker 1: I want to get my hair cut with Stephanie, and

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Speaker 1: I will wait for her to come back because what

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Speaker 1: will never step putting that hair Salon Stefanie is bad,

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Speaker 1: Ilaria tell you is a prank, So you wait for

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Speaker 1: a while. Yes, what what Ilaria want to do to

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Speaker 1: Is art's prank. It's frank. What are you talking about now? No,

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Speaker 1: I said prank, because this is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you. Yeah, my god,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your stylist, Stephanie, set you up. Stephanie. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I am going to kill her. I am going. She

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Speaker 1: I wanted me to mess with you, so I think

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Speaker 1: you're still lying. You can do what. I've been looking

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Speaker 1: forward to this haircut for months and she knows that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks.

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Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties, the Jewbil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.

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Speaker 1: Is it cheating if you've got a sugar daddy, Yeah, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I think it's still is. I think it still qualifies

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Speaker 1: as cheating. I wasn't sure if the money changed anything.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, Scott is on the phone today and

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Speaker 1: that's the problem that he's having he thinks that his

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Speaker 1: might have met a dude with some cash. Yeah, Alex

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Speaker 1: She was like typing some on our computer and she

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Speaker 1: heard dude a lot of cash. Hell whatever, Hey, what's up, Scott?

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Speaker 1: another pond. I've been having that feeling. Yeah, okay, what

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Speaker 1: is she doing that makes you think that she's cheating

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Speaker 1: on you? Well, she's been coming around with a bunch

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Speaker 1: of new, nice, expensive stuff, and she got new air pods,

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Speaker 1: new Italian sunglasses that I don't know where they came from.

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Speaker 1: She lost her job with COVID, and I've been paying

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Speaker 1: for you know, I stepped up a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So you don't have extra money like she. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: have like a I don't know, a secret bank account.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you've kind of jumped to the worst conclusion. It's

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Speaker 1: like we're just so broke other than these brand new,

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you ask her about where she's getting these? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said it was a late birthday gift from her girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah. The only person that I've ever bought

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Speaker 1: had earned those air pis. I didn't know that. Okay, Anyway, Basically,

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying is you don't buy AirPods or someone

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Speaker 1: friends usually don't buy friends air pods. Yeah. I am

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Speaker 1: sad that you guys are agreeing with me. That's a

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Speaker 1: good Yeah, sorry about that, but that's fine. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show. You're who

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Speaker 1: from what? Jewil from the Jewel Show. It's a radio

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Speaker 1: But thank you for waiting. Um, what's your dirty little secret? Uh?

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Speaker 1: No worries of so I uh, okay, I'm not gonna

417
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Speaker 1: be too I'm gonna be a little vague about it

418
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 1: because I kind of have to be. But I used

419
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: to live next to, uh a big sports person okay,

420
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 1: a local celebrity, A local okay, a local sports celebrity. Yeah,

421
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: he threw around a football. That's the most I guess

422
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 1: that he threw around football. Okay, okay, like when, like

423
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: what time currently throwing it around or threw it around

424
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: back in the seventies or um, yeah, he currently throws

425
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: it around. He currently okay, all right, off, sporting celebrity

426
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: who throws a football around? Yeah, all right, sure, I'll

427
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: give you that, okay. And so you know, it's it's cool.

428
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: It was a it was a cool thing. And uh,

429
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: if I saw him like hanging out in the yard,

430
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: you know, I got and I do yard work, you know,

431
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: just like there were you whistling as well. Don't mind me.

432
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I wasn't like stalking him or anything, but

433
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: like I went to the same restaurant if he happened

434
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Speaker 1: to go there. And you know how they have to

435
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: do events like locally, m whenever I saw somewhere that

436
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: was promoting him being there, like like him making an

437
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Speaker 1: appearance there, and then I try to go to as

438
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: many of those as I could. Okay, So you basically

439
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 1: were falling this dude around everywhere. Well yeah, but like

440
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: they're advertising, They're like, he's gonna be here, So I'm like, oh,

441
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 1: that's my neighbor. I'll go okay, and did you guys ever?

442
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: Are you guys friends? No? Well, I mean I hope

443
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: maybe that could be a possibility, but it's dude. I mean,

444
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: like he overreacted super hard and he literally filed a

445
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: restraining order. Secret was that you are just talking your Yeah,

446
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: you're a neighboring. I didn't know you actually had hers

447
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: training order filed against you from them. I think it

448
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: might have been more serious than you were making it out. Yeah, No,

449
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: I mean I just think, I mean maybe when you

450
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Speaker 1: get a celebrity, you like just start giving like super

451
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: overly cautious or something like. Because I didn't even I

452
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 1: never had like a conversation with him like I would have.

453
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 1: I would have happily gone to dinner, always at the

454
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: same plate eating anyway he would I mean like I

455
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: would say hi to him and he would say Hi back,

456
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: but he like wouldn't engage in any kind of conversation. Yeah,

457
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: because he thought you are stalking him. I'm really harmless,

458
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: you guys. I have promptly Okay, okay, but it's really funny.

459
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: We're at court and I'm with my lawyer and he's

460
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: with his and his lawyer is talking to the judge

461
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 1: and he's listing off all the places I had shown

462
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Speaker 1: up to. I thought in a moment, I was like, Okay,

463
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 1: maybe maybe I crossed some kind of luck. Maybe all right,

464
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: once you get a restraining order fouled against you, usually

465
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Speaker 1: they well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

466
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: Hopefully that restraining order will end soon and you can

467
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Speaker 1: be hanging out with your buddy again, good old neighbor,

468
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: old pal. Thank you, guys, I appreciate it. Ye have

469
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 1: a good day. What's your Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel

470
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Speaker 1: Show on Demand and welcome to the I n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, June seventh, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

473
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Speaker 1: and is that your brain and your pants? Are you

474
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Speaker 1: just happy to see me? Talk about that story in

475
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Speaker 1: just a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm

476
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and Carol Baskin told a number of a

477
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Speaker 1: list celebrities off because of something they did to a

478
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Speaker 1: tiger this week. Oh I'm English, Evan, and those superheroes

479
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: are cool. Please remember that they are not real. We'll

480
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: hear about those stories in just a second before our

481
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Speaker 1: lead story of the day on the iron Ndadian News.

482
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: The reports the news for men who spend too much

483
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: time thinking about the opposite sex. They're often accused of

484
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: thinking with the wrong hand. Yeah, and I think, honestly

485
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Speaker 1: knowing being a man, because I've been one entire life.

486
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: While I was a boy and then grew into a boy,

487
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: and then eventually I feel like him mostly a man

488
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: now almost there. But for most of your life that

489
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: is actually how you think until you get to a

490
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: certain point un you're like over thirty, and then you're like, oh, okay,

491
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: there's other ways to do things, like I don't need

492
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: to let this little guy run my life. Ironically, a

493
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: new study reveals that when it comes to the human brain,

494
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: the only other organ in the body that it shares

495
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: the most in common with are actually the cohon iss really,

496
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Speaker 1: and if you don't know what that means, that's Spanish

497
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Speaker 1: the guy's eggs. Thank you. I was wondering. I was,

498
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: honestly when I when I got my new story for

499
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Speaker 1: the day, I was like somebody's going to fill in

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Speaker 1: the blank for me. There I put berries. Eggs is good, ye,

501
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: you got one? Heaven? Uh? The vegetables, oreos, the oreos.

502
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: Anything is better than vegetables. Yeah, the mangoes, the melons, No,

503
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 1: those are those are women's Yeah? No, fruit of vegetables. Okay,

504
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm for some reason can only think of food ice cream, chios,

505
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: ice cream scoops, ice cream scoops. There we go, There

506
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Speaker 1: we go. That was the story. I just want to

507
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Speaker 1: see what kind of creative terms we could come up with,

508
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,479
Speaker 1: so we didn't say the real thing on the radio.

509
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Speaker 1: All right, this is the I n N, the Idiot

510
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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, report

511
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: the news. And for our next story of the day,

512
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Speaker 1: let's send it on already, Alex Free I shoos on

513
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: location in Florida. Why Florida isn't that where Carol Baskins?

514
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: Wherever a bunch of celebrities were a birthday bosh this week?

515
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: Probably because Carol Baskin, Uh, Carol Baskin, I feel like

516
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: I sound that weird. UM is urging authorities to investigate

517
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: a celebrities birthday party this week? Because um, well, let

518
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: me first tell you who was there, like Diddy in

519
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: Two Chains and Ti and ray J and Gucci, Maon

520
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: and more. But we selling Carol Baskin was also there

521
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: hanging out with them. She was trying to save a

522
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: white tiger at the part. She wasn't there. Yeah, I

523
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: would love to see Two Chains and Carol Baskin hanging out. Well,

524
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: they were. They had a white white tiger there for

525
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: this party to take pictures with and think it's cool?

526
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: Why not? And it wasn't a baby one, so it's like,

527
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: not cool, right, it's not a baby one, then don't

528
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: do it cute. But she says that the tiger looked

529
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: stressed because of the noise and chaos, and it was

530
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: pacing back and forth in the small little cage and

531
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: breathing out of his mouth. Oh I hate that, And

532
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: so it was. She says. It was both signs of

533
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: not being comfortable in the small cage and she's just

534
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: trying to get all the tigers she just got. Okay,

535
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: first of all, real quick, I did a story a

536
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: couple weeks ago about how she was outside of the

537
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: dude who bought Joe Exotics, Jeff jefflo the one who

538
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: bought Joe Exotic Sue who took over all of the tigers.

539
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: I meant to do a fall up on it for

540
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: the ironn don't scratch that. I'm gonna do it tomorrow.

541
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Speaker 1: I feel like you guys didn't hear that. Okay, oh yeah,

542
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: that's all I have though? Do you think the tiger

543
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: was just pacing back and forth because it was like

544
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: two chains Terrible Rapper? I just would love to eat

545
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: him thinking about more like, I hate two chains. I

546
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: can't stand by the way I like to change Terrible Rapper.

547
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: I don't think it's cool. I don't really know anything

548
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Speaker 1: about him. Then, and the idiot who's network. Poor idiots

549
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. They report the news. And

550
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: for our next story, let's send it on over to English. Evan,

551
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: who's standing on Superman's cape right now, I'm in Brazil

552
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: where a Brazilian Superman impersonator try to stop a bus

553
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Speaker 1: with his hand. So can you say that one more

554
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: time just so they can sink in? Yeah, okay, So

555
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: a Brazilian Superman impersonator try to stop a bus with

556
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Speaker 1: his hand. Run over. Well, you don't have to be

557
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: a genius to know what happens next. Yes, he was

558
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: hit by the bus. Wow. What kind of drugs was

559
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: he on? Probably something very strong I imagine math. Do

560
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: you think he actually started to believe that he is Superman?

561
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: I mean yes because of the point. Yeah, we don't

562
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: know that for sure, but it sounds like he might

563
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: be on something. It's just in on the I n N,

564
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

565
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: You heard it from English Evan first, meth will make

566
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: you feel like Superman. That doesn't mean do it You

567
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: about to lose a job? Lady, Well he's dead. Yeah,

568
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: he lost it. He lost a job. I think he's okay.

569
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Speaker 1: That means the I n N is done for the day.

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Speaker 1: One lose yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job.

571
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: You're about to lose yoke job because you impersonated Superman

572
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: and try to stop a bus with your hand. That

573
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: was the I n N, The idiot News Network, where

574
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

575
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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow for another hard hitting report from the

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Speaker 1: I n N. Any day gets news news The Jubil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame Mornings that's

578
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Speaker 1: one ease. Hello, Hi, this is Pedro calling from Insurance.

579
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Speaker 1: I was looking for Matt, yes them, Hey Matt, how

580
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: are you. I know I haven't dealt with you yet,

581
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: but I'm calling with some updates on the car renewal

582
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: program you recently started with US. Okay, what is that?

583
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: The recent car renewal program claim that you started with us? Yeah, well,

584
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: I was in a I was in a car accident.

585
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: I filed a car accident claim. Yeah, yes, Well, you

586
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: know what, I don't like that word at all, So

587
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: I like to yeah, it's a you know, it's a

588
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: bad word. You'll find that. I'm a pretty positive guy

589
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: and I was looking at the bright side of things,

590
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: so I don't like to call it that. I like

591
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: to say, you've enlisted in our car renewal program, so

592
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna spruce up some of those parts of your

593
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: car that are needing some sprucing up. That's what it is. Okay, Well,

594
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: I've got some news for you either way based on that. So,

595
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: I know you filed a claim with US, and guests,

596
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,959
Speaker 1: what what I have some really good news and some

597
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: really really good news. So I'll start with the really

598
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: good news. First, you get to take ownership of everything,

599
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: and that's good because taking ownership is great. Take owner.

600
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: What are you talking about taking ownership of everything? That

601
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: the accident wasn't my fault. Okay, well, due to some

602
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: due to some of the things in your policy, you're

603
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: gonna be responsible for your car sprucing up and the

604
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: other spruce up on the other driver's car. This is

605
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: you're telling me that I'm gonna have to pay for

606
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: the damages to my car and the damage to their

607
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: cause their fault. Right, Well, think about that, though, you're

608
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: doing something nice for someone else, and that always makes

609
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: you feel good. Look, I'm not choosing to do something

610
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: nice this. They hit me with their car. I'm the

611
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: one who's the victim here in the accident. I'm not

612
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: gonna choose not choosing to be nice to help spruce

613
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: up their vehicle. I was in the accident. It's their fault.

614
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: They need to pay for it, and you guys need

615
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: to pay for it. You know what I like about you, Matt,

616
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: is you've got some a lot of passion behind your words.

617
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: I like that. That's not that's not passion. This is

618
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: anger and frustration, and I can't believe you would call

619
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: me up and try to talk me all nicely, like

620
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: I mom helping people and I'm doing the right thing,

621
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Speaker 1: you know, when and when i'm I'm the one who

622
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: got hit. Well, where you hurt? No, I wasn't hurt.

623
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Speaker 1: We'll see there you go. There's another positive. You were

624
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: hit and nobody was hurting, nobody on your side or

625
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 1: the other side. There were no injuries. Everybody's feeling great,

626
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: everybody's good. No, not everybody's great. Not everybody's good. Look, man,

627
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: I get the positivity, but this is not good. I'm

628
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: not paying money to spruce up somebody else's tar because

629
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: they hit me. Well, okay, Well, I can obviously tell

630
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: your upset. Is there anything I can do to get

631
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: you so that you're loving this experience working with us? No,

632
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're liking it right now, and I

633
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: don't want you to be liking it. I want you

634
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: to love it. I just think I'm liking this. I'm

635
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: liking it. Well, yeah, in my world, people around me

636
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: around the office calling positive Pedro. In my world either

637
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: like it or you love it. So I can tell

638
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: that you're liking this right now, and I want you

639
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: to love it. What can I do. I don't like it.

640
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: I don't love it. I hate it? Oh go boy? Okay, No,

641
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: that's not the words we're going with here. Do you

642
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: like it? Or do you love it? And I can

643
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: tell you like it? Okay, fine, I get it if

644
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: like means hate. I like you guys so much. I'm

645
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: gonna get on the phone with my lawyer and I'm

646
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: gonna shoe your and I also like you so much.

647
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna track you down and beat your Okay,

648
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: what's happening? All right? Well, I gotta tell you I

649
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: like that, I don't love it. So I'm gonna ask

650
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 1: you what again? What can I do to get you

651
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: to love this experience? You can go yourself, that's what

652
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: you can do. Do you love that? Yes? I do?

653
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: Because this is actually a prank phone call, and I'm

654
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: not I don't work for your insurance company at all.

655
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: What Yeah, what's up, Matt? This is actually Jewel from

656
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

657
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: your friend John set you up. Oh my god. He

658
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: said that you were in a car accident recently and

659
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god. Well,

660
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: now that you've been phone prank. I gotta ask you,

661
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: do you like it? Or do you love it? I

662
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: love it. I'm telling you wake up every morning with

663
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: Jubil phone pranks. We day mornings on the twenties, the

664
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: Jebil Show on demand, the new Hits one six point

665
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: one First Date follow Up. Every once in a while

666
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 1: we get an email in for a first date follow

667
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: up and I read the description of the date and

668
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, that sounds horrible. Why but most people

669
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: would probably like it. I just have not a very

670
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: outdoorsy guy. Yea. And Vanessa, who's on the phone for

671
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: a first date follow up today, said she went on

672
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: a fishing date, fishing with a guy named Ricky. Yeah,

673
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: you're not a fishing type of guy, Jewel, I am

674
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: not a fishing type of guy. I'm a catching type

675
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: of guy. It super annoys me. Anytime I've been fishing

676
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: and I catch a fish and they're like, we're for book. No, Yea,

677
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: I sat here for seventeen hours. No, I'm gonna take

678
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: that home. I don't care if it's a little minnow

679
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: take it home. But Vanessa is on the phone and

680
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: she went fishing with Ricky. That sounds like a TV show.

681
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: What's up, Vanessa? How are you hi? I'm okay? How

682
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: are you? Not too bad? So you're not getting the

683
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: call back? Before we get into fishing with Ricky, how

684
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: long has it been since you talked to Ricky? It's

685
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: been a week and a half. We can half. It's

686
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 1: like long. That's long after the first day, it is long. Yeah.

687
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: I feel like I got ghosted here. I don't know. Yeah,

688
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: something has he responded at all since your date? No?

689
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean I just wrote like I had a good time,

690
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 1: and he wrote thanks or like something, you know, inconsequential,

691
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,959
Speaker 1: and then I just never heard back. Sometimes. Okay, you're

692
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: definitely being ghosted. Okay, well okay, so then have you

693
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: reached out to him after that? Yeah? I texted him

694
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: like three times and literally like nothing thing at all.

695
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: All right, Maybe he's fishing and does that reception, you know,

696
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: because fishing can take a long time. And he said fishing,

697
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 1: so he might be somewhere with no reception for months,

698
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 1: waiting on that perfect catch. It's very hopeful. I doubt

699
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: that's it. Oh yeah, well okay, so where did you

700
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: guys meet? We met at our kids baseball game. Actually, okay,

701
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: that's yeah. We were just talking during the game for

702
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: like a while, watching our kids play, and he like

703
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: asked me about growing up and I mentioned that, you know,

704
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: I used to go fishing with my dad every year

705
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: before he passed away, and that I really miss it.

706
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, I thought he was so sweet, Like I

707
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: really liked him, like the fact that he took me

708
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: fishing based off of that conversation, you know, and he

709
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: set up like a whole cute, romantic picnic. That is cool.

710
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: How was the actual date though? I thought it was great.

711
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: That's why I'm so confused, Like, I really liked him.

712
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: He was really sweet, and I just like I can't

713
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: figure out what happened? Did he catch anything else on

714
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: the trip? But so it's you But no, we did

715
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: not have a lot of luck with our fishing life. Yeah,

716
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't like you because you're not a good angler.

717
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: Terrible that's a fishing term. But I don't really know

718
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: what it means. Why do you think he's not calling

719
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: you back? Then? Honestly, I have no idea. I can't

720
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: figure out what happened. How'd you guys in things? Uh?

721
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: He drove me home and you know, we gave like

722
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: a cute, like peck on the cheek, you know, first date,

723
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: and then that was it. I thought, I don't know,

724
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: I thought it went great, it was very pleasant. Okay, okay,

725
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: real quick. What if he has like a wife or

726
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: a girlfriend or something like you guys met at kids?

727
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: Are you guys this kid's baseball game? Oh yeah, so

728
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: what if he's a player? Well, I mean he did

729
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: mention his X, but because he said X, so I

730
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: mean I don't know. I don't think he's dating anyone

731
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: else right now that I know about it, I know

732
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: on the first date as well, that means he's thinking

733
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: about her. Oh my god, No, they're probably talking about it.

734
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: We're talking about their exes because they have ye kids

735
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: pretty standard, right, pretty pretty easy to get in conversations

736
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: if you're spending time talking about X on a date

737
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: and you don't have kids, bad thing if you have kids.

738
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: Kind of makes sense. Okay, yeah, I mean it's the

739
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: it's the it's your kid's parent, right, So it's like

740
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: they come up in conversation, right, right, totally. Okay, Well,

741
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: we will play a song and then come back and

742
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: call him and see if we can find out why

743
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back then. Okay, okay, thank you, yea,

744
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do right after this. You're fishing with Ricky.

745
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: My name's Ricky fish Sticks. Sorry, I'm weird. Last name

746
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: for a guy that fishes, and this name's Ricky, but

747
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: my name's Ricky fish Dicks. This is my co host. Oh,

748
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: my name is Alex Freshy Frish fish sticks. My name

749
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 1: is English having fresh sticks. And we're all the fish

750
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: stick family and we're out here fishing. It's fishing with

751
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: the fish sticks, fishing with Ricky. Fishing with the fish sticks.

752
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: That's better than fish with Ricky. Um. Vanessa is on

753
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: the phone and she isn't getting a call back from

754
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: a duc. She went on a day with his name's

755
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: Ricky and they went fishing. That's why the whole fishing

756
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: with Ricky thing. But now I think we should start

757
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: a new show called Fishing with the fish Sticks. And

758
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: Vanessa met Ricky during their kids baseball game. They bonded.

759
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: She brought up the fact that she used to go

760
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: fishing with her dad and she really misses doing that.

761
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: So Ricky, being the nice guy that he is, planned

762
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: a little fishing date because that's what Ricky's always doing. Fishing. Vanessa.

763
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: Does Ricky do anything but watch his kids baseball game

764
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: and fish? Um? I mean he has a job. They

765
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: went fishing, Vanessa said that had a great time. Um,

766
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: and she doesn't know why he's ghosts at her. But

767
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 1: he's not calling her back and she has no idea why.

768
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: So we're about to get him on the phone and

769
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out. You're ready, Yeah,

770
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,959
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. We're about to call Fishing Ricky.

771
00:41:50,000 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I've never met a celebrity before. Hello, this

772
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: is Ricky Fishing Ricky. I don't know if I'm fishing Ricky,

773
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: but my name's Ricky. What what? Who is this? This

774
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the Jewel Show. This is Alex fresh

775
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. This is English Evan from the

776
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: jew And we were excited to meet you Fishing Ricky. Oh,

777
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: good to meet you too. I guess have you ever

778
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: heard the show before? Yes? Yes, I have awesome. Well,

779
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: this is this is the first time I've heard of

780
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 1: fishing with Ricky, So I'm really not sure what you're

781
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: talking about. Well, I'll tell you what we're talking about.

782
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: We're talking about the date that you had with Vanessa. So, okay,

783
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: so she mailed you guys or something. Yes, she did,

784
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: she emailed us. She's alt us how you guys went fishing,

785
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: said she had a great time. Also said that she's

786
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: tried to get a hold of you since your date

787
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: and you have not responded to anything. So it's like fishing, Ricky.

788
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: Why well, I mean I was kind of hoping to

789
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: talk maybe catch up with her at in private at

790
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 1: the next game, but you know, over the radio is fine.

791
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: Talk about the little league games. She said that you

792
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: guys met, Yeah, I met your kids baseball game. So yeah, yeah,

793
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: our voice lay played a little league and we often

794
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: just sit in the bleachers and and catch up and

795
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: talk while we're watching our kids play. Well, okay, so

796
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: you were going to actually talk to her though you

797
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: had planned on talking to her, did you know we

798
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: were good? I was just gonna have a conversation about it.

799
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: But I mean, what's the reason that you're not calling

800
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: her back? Well, like, so me and my ex wife, Um,

801
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: we are really good at co parenting. UM, while we

802
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: split up, relatively amicable. Um at the end of the day. Um,

803
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: you know my son didn't ask for that, you know,

804
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 1: So the two of us try to go a long life,

805
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: just living separately but still being friendly and communicating. Okay,

806
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: so what happened. Why aren't you calling her back? Because

807
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: a few times while we were while we were out,

808
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: my wife, my ex wife, had my son, and I

809
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 1: got a couple of text messages from my ex wife

810
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: just updating me about what they were doing. And you know,

811
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 1: my son did something annoying and she just your son's

812
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: in trouble, and I took this away from him, took

813
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: his skateboard or something silly like that, and it just

814
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: kind of went back and forth. But then all of

815
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: a sudden, like right after that, she started making like

816
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: jokes about my baby's mama and stuff, and like it

817
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: felt like she was she was suddenly intimidated. So Vanessa,

818
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: who you went on the date with, I'm getting confused

819
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: because you're talking about the ex wife. No, I'm not confused,

820
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: but now I got it. Now I got it. Vanessa

821
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: was making comments about your ex wife, and you thought

822
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: that maybe she was intimidated by her correct So then

823
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: you decided to go. So though for that reason, I'm

824
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: not going to text her back, just for the self

825
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: fact that I'm too busy for that kind of nonsense,

826
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: that kind of animosity, Like she didn't even take the

827
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: time to ask me these questions about my son and

828
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: my relationship with my wife. She's just gotten to being

829
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: gotten to being too much and just threatened by it.

830
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: And I just don't need that right now. I don't

831
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 1: love nobody. Fish and Ricky doesn't need that, Essa. Fish

832
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: and Ricky ain't got time for that. Fish and Ricky

833
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: ain't got time for Vanessa being like jealous of your

834
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: ex wife and your guys's relationship for co parenting. It

835
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: seemed more than jealousy. It seemed actually like she was

836
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: threatened by if she was threatened because she didn't tell

837
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: us that when we talked to her, and she's on

838
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: the phone listening right now and wants to talk to you. Yeah,

839
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: oh well, yeah, I'm here. That's funny. Sorry, Vanessa, how

840
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: are you well? Yeah, I mean I don't think I

841
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: was really acting that way, but you know, if you

842
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: don't want to go out again, I guess that's your loss.

843
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: You called her my baby mama, and after she texted

844
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: me like, no, it wasn't even her touch, it was

845
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: my buddy's text, and you thought it was hers and

846
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: you said, do I need to cut a bit? I

847
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: was joking. No, come on, I mean obviously I'm not

848
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: going to actually hurt anyone. Like, can you see how

849
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: that kind of sounds like a jealous comment or just comments,

850
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: especially on the first time. I guess, I mean, like,

851
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe we just don't have the same

852
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: sense of humor, right right, So are you typically like

853
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: a jealous person in a relationship? Like to be honest,

854
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: I could no, No, not at all, Okay, not at all.

855
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: You just think that relationships with x's are just always bad.

856
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: I just thought it would be funny because she kept

857
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: texting all the time. So I was like, hey, do

858
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: I need to you know, do something about this, Like

859
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: it's like a joke. It wouldn't be that bad. I

860
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 1: only made like one comment, Max one. Wait a minute,

861
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: so you just said that you felt like I was

862
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: talking to her the entire time, but you only made

863
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 1: one comment. Come on now, yeah, retext you said something

864
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: like four times said do I have cut a bit?

865
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: You rolled your eyes and got all huffy at one

866
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: point when one message came through, like, well, look like

867
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: she's texting you the whole time. I'm on a day

868
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: with you. I put my phone away because I'm a

869
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: polite person. You should not have been texting your ex

870
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: unless it was an emergency with your son, right, Yeah, well,

871
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: at the end of the day about anything about my

872
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: son coming through from my ex. She knew where I was.

873
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: She knew what I was doing because I told her everything.

874
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: I told her what I was doing. She only texted

875
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: me because she needed to give me the information. No,

876
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: she was only texting you because she knew that you

877
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: were out with another girl. That's why she was texting you.

878
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: Come on, Vanessa, Vanessa, I've told you this already. She's remarried,

879
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: doesn't care, she's and he's like loaded as well. So

880
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: that's what's just mind boggling to me. Oh and now

881
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: you're thinking about her whenever you bring her up, you

882
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: talk about how much money her new man makes, so

883
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: obviously it's makes you feel a little insecure. It's all

884
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: you think about. I guess she wants to be with

885
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: him now and not with you. Fishing, Ricky, would you

886
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: like to go on another date with Vanessa? We will

887
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: pay for it. That's a perfect time to us. I'd

888
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: rather throw myself head first into a woodchippering. God, that

889
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: would kind of been yike the Jewel Show on demand.

890
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: Being a mom is hard. It's a jewel show. And

891
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: I know that because a mother of six, I can

892
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,919
Speaker 1: tell you it's difficult to six one it's the Jewel Show.

893
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: But now, being a mom is a difficult job. And

894
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: the other day Alex, who has two children's, yeah, did

895
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 1: something that made her go, am I a bad mom?

896
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 1: For that? It wasn't the first time. We'll also take

897
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: your hashtag bad mom stories right now eight at eight

898
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one text in four

899
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: one oh six one. Okay, Badlex? What did you do

900
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: that made you a hashtag bad mom? So for anyone

901
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: listening who doesn't have kids, I mean, you were a

902
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: kid once. You know how disrespectful to other people's things

903
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: you are? Yes, they're disrespectful to your things. So here's

904
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: an example. If you have carpeting your house, they're like,

905
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna spill this paint all over the carpet.

906
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: Or why is there a hole in the wall. I

907
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: don't know because I found a hammer. Fun. And another

908
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: thing they're disrespectful of is the backseat of the car.

909
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 1: They destroy the backseat of the car. I don't even

910
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: know how they do it. Lain it gets so messy

911
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: it looks like a dirty friar. So anyways, I was

912
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: cleaning out the car the other day and I discover

913
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: something that when I saw it, I was actually pretty

914
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: pissed and felt really disrespected. Yeah, at first I thought

915
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 1: that it had to be from my eight year old son, Jack's,

916
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: but he told me that no, my fifteen year old

917
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: daughter did it. My fifteen year old daughter stuck her

918
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: chewed gum on the inside door handle of my car,

919
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: not in a wrapper, doesn't even I just have to

920
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: give Yes, there was some gum, chewed gum in the

921
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: door handle, so like not even in a wrapper. No, no, oh,

922
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: but this isn't the first time that it's happened that

923
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: there's been chewed gum stuck in the handle at the door.

924
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: What you're in a car, you could you could just

925
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: throw it out the window, right, there's a button for that.

926
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: You could just sit but you don't even spit it out.

927
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 1: You take the like it was fifteen year olds or lazy. Oh.

928
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do anything clean the room. It

929
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: tricks me out because I'm I'm thinking instead of just

930
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: rolling on the window and spitting your gum out. You

931
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: take more steps your hand. You to put your hand

932
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: in your mouth, grab it, roll it up so it

933
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: wasn't sticking on your fingers, and then stick it to

934
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: the door. You took more steps to ruin the car

935
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: door handle with your gum than just spitting it out.

936
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: Why all of a sudden do you show initiative and

937
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: motivation in that moment? So I went to ask Bell.

938
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: I was like, did you put your gums in the

939
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: side door? And she literally like looked at me like, oh, oh, well,

940
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: you've got to be kidding me. Okay, But that's that's

941
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: only what I did. That's only why I'm a bad mom,

942
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: k not because I discovered her in my car door handle.

943
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: So fast forward a few weeks and I find some

944
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: sweaty meat. Oh yep, there were leftovers in the backseat

945
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: of the car and it smelled terrible kidding. So here's

946
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: my hashtag bad mom moment. What did I do with

947
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: this food? What did you do? I marched my booty

948
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: upstairs with this food in my hand, and I put

949
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: it under her bed. Oh you did that's awesome? Left

950
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: on her bed, It's cool. To make our car smell

951
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: like that because you won't pick up her food. Do

952
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna see how she feels when

953
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: I put this food under her bed and now she's

954
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: wondering why her bedrooms? And I'm like, I'm such a

955
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: bad mom. I wonder how long it's gonna take for

956
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: her to realize. So, Jenna, you're a bad mom. Well,

957
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: it depends on what you define is bad. You know

958
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: all my definition because I actually didn't have a very

959
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: great childhood, so it couldn't be much worse than what

960
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: I Okay, Jenna, why are you a bad mom? Um?

961
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: So I've been recently single for the past year and

962
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay. And I have a young six year

963
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: old daughter, okay, Um, she has a bedtime of eight o'clock. Yeah, okay.

964
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: And I don't typically bring many guys over and I

965
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: don't really want her to meet them yet so when

966
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: I do have So you're not one of those like

967
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: that introduces the kids to someone you date on the

968
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: first date, Dad, Yeah, No, I usually waited about like

969
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: six months. If it's something serious, then I'll introduce her,

970
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: but not right off the bat right Yeah. Yeah, okay,

971
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: So she has a bedtime of eight o'clock. Yes, so

972
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 1: when I do have a guy over, I set the

973
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: clock in her room so she goes to bed earlier,

974
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: oh lighter about the time, so that you can bring

975
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: a dude. Does it work? It does work. So she

976
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: knows her bed time is eight, and so she has

977
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: what like o' clock in her room. Yeah, yeah, okay,

978
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: so then check it so she knows when to start

979
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: getting ready for bed and start doing her nightly routine. Okay,

980
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: that's pretty genius. Ye, it's gonna be funny when she

981
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: eventually puts it together though, what you're doing or will

982
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 1: she she sent back your house, it's always going to

983
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: be an hour later than today. Yeah, all the time.

984
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: Well that doesn't make me a bad mom. No, no, no,

985
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea. I think you'd be

986
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: a bad mom if you were introducing them to the

987
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: guy you're looking out for your kids. Yeah, if you

988
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: didn't care about the bed time and her being in

989
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: bed so that you could bring a guy over. That

990
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: would make you. If you're like, hey, Chad's going to

991
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: stop buying about an hour. Mom is gonna be busy.

992
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: If you hear me saying, oh god, just means we're praying. Yeah, yeah,

993
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: that would be bad. Also, she's getting more sleep. Yeah,

994
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: you're a great mom. Oh, thank you, thank you. The

995
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little secret person on

996
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: the phone for a dirty little secret has been very

997
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: busy these past couple of years. It's time for your

998
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Remember text in four one six one.

999
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can literally

1000
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 1: tell us anything because you'll be anonymous. We never ask

1001
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 1: anybody what their name is. That's why everybody gets a

1002
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: fake nickname when they call into the show and on

1003
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: the phone. Right now, the judge in the Britney Spears

1004
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: case John even though the name. But what's up, judge?

1005
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: How are you good? Good? You're very busy. Oh I

1006
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: thought you were a female too, I mean deep deep

1007
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: voice or that or the other thing. Actually just wrote

1008
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: down clear throat. I did that because I want that

1009
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,760
Speaker 1: to be a name too well, because Jupi is always

1010
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 1: clearing his throat. Damn, it is your dirty little secret,

1011
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: so I mean it could be appropriate something with your throat?

1012
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: Is your secret about your throat? I hope? So no, No,

1013
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: it's it's actually about my dog. What about your dog?

1014
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: Your dog's throat. No, it's not. It's not about his throat.

1015
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: At the other end, I mean, I hope you're disguising

1016
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: my voice because if any of my friends here this,

1017
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be So there's a lot of people who

1018
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: have similar voices. So you're good. People always think that

1019
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: people can tell by the time of their voice. They

1020
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: really can't. Unless you're actually Britney Spruce's judge, then you're good. Yeah.

1021
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: So what about your dog? Yeah? So, um, I got

1022
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: this puppy um two years ago, and for the life

1023
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: of me, I could not get him, uh trained, like

1024
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: potty trained, and he would go in the house all

1025
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: the time, and uh so it was it was, it was.

1026
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: It was very late one night and I had this,

1027
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: uh crazy idea to take him out into the backyard

1028
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: and uh show him, show him how to do it.

1029
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 1: You're leading by example bull with your dog about potty training.

1030
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. It didn't work, it worked, okay? Good Which

1031
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 1: example though? Which example? One? Number one? One number two?

1032
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: Does that matter? Yes? It does, hopefully it's both. Yeah,

1033
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: you don't want him do it either in the house. Well,

1034
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: here's where the secret comes in. I mean, you know,

1035
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: doing number one is you know, uh is something, but

1036
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: it was actually one. It turned it to one end

1037
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: two and uh yeah, I have to like literally, oh

1038
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Speaker 1: my god, maybe two months or something. He finally got it.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you've had to probably do it

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Speaker 1: a bunch of times because the Dognes said, like learn

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Speaker 1: by doing things a lot, conditioning one. So you spent

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Speaker 1: months going, all right, let's go out to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you where to use it. You can use

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Speaker 1: it like a human. Do you have neighbors? I do,

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Speaker 1: but thankfully the fence on bolts eyes, like you know,

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Speaker 1: they can't see it so right, because that would be awkward.

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Speaker 1: I think the trick is just taking your dog out

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Speaker 1: like every twenty minutes. That's what my husband, Jewel told

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Speaker 1: me when we got our new dog, is like, you

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Speaker 1: have to take the dog out every twenty minutes when

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Speaker 1: you're party training it. Yeah, you're just supposed to keep

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Speaker 1: taking it out, which is really annoying. But that'll like

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Speaker 1: at least you catch them, right, because if they start

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Speaker 1: going in the house and they think they can go

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Speaker 1: in the house or I guess you could do what

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Speaker 1: you did and just go show your dog where to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom every single time you have to go,

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Speaker 1: and hopefully they'll get it a few months later, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: Now there's actually a part B to this. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be kidding me. But wait, there's more. Yeah, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: it is actually really embarrassing. Part is that, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: if if, if I'll come home from going out or

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Speaker 1: something and I'm like, I don't know, half in the

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Speaker 1: bag or pully in the bag, I'll even you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll even go out just you know, just for you know,

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Speaker 1: just for all time's sake. Where about? Okay, So that

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Speaker 1: was gonna lead me to my asked question for you,

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Speaker 1: and which is really just an interesting question if you

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Speaker 1: think about it. Yeah, did you train the dog to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom outside? Or did the dog train

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Speaker 1: you go to the bathroom outside? Start hitting? That is

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Speaker 1: a deep question, that that is, That is deep. I

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Speaker 1: didn't expect this. Let me see. I guess he must

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Speaker 1: have trained you because you're still doing it. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand? All right,

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on social media. At

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Speaker 1: I met Jewel Fresh, I met that dres I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, and we never like to break

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Speaker 1: the news to you, so we'll let the Kardashes do

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Speaker 1: it for us. And I just want you guys know,

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Speaker 1: like how much we really appreciate you, guys, each and

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Speaker 1: every one of you. We're spending time away from your

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Speaker 1: families to be with our crazy family. Thank you. We'll

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Speaker 1: see you later. It's a jewel show.