1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer. Yes, Nicky Grazer, here's Nikki here. I 2 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. I'm 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer in St. Louis with Andrew Colin. Noah is 4 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: in Arizona, and um we are headed to Texas this weekend. 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: Wow wow wow wow. You know how I do down there? 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: They're here there and narrow uh. And then we are 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: in Florida and all right, we know how he does 8 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: down there? Dude, what about New Orleans? Know? What do 9 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: some knowledge? You go down to sound effective knowledge? You 10 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 1: go down now, you get your good crawfit down and speak. 11 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,279 Speaker 1: Everyone want to go down to plant quarter? You want 12 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: to go down your whole set in that accent, just 13 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: do that the whole time. Yeah, that almost sounds it's 14 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 1: the same voice you use when there's up foul ball 15 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: that goes flying. Oh no, no, no, no, no, to 16 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: come now, one day it will come. One time I 17 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: saw a foul ball go so high it actually came 18 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: and it was coming at me and everybody. It was 19 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: such a high, like certain foul balls you don't try. 20 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: It sounds like the beginning of like the movie Big Fish. 21 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: One time I saw a foul ball goes so high. 22 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: I know you've seen big Fish, but I think it's 23 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: like a tall Tale movie. I love that you haven't seen. 24 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: I have not seen. I remember seeing ads from big 25 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 1: Fish and being like that looks magical, and people always 26 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: be on Reddit. I love that last name cricket Um 27 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: Credup is so hot. Oh my god, I told you 28 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: I saw him in the Hamptons in real life. He 29 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: walked past my car. He looked like an old like. 30 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: He looked like I'm like a ghost kind of yeah, 31 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: like the woman that the guy in thin Net. He 32 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: looked more like just crid. So anyways, this fly ball 33 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: went so high in the air that everyone like scattered 34 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: because it was that high, except for one person went 35 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 1: like this like you know when you like something's coming 36 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: at you, so you just duck, you know, so you 37 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: think you'll be fine, but I know, yeah, you just 38 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: don't know where's gonna that's me catching any ball that 39 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: comes at me. Go into the top of the head, 40 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: top of the head. The one person dead he got credit? 41 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:30,519 Speaker 1: Did he did he die? The boy didn't get right away. 42 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever seen like it was 43 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,359 Speaker 1: like it was like a cartoon or like a big bomb. 44 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I think yeah, you got he definitely. Um, 45 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm excited for Texas. Excited um for Nashville 46 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: as well. Yes, Rhyman Theater. They got the original seats 47 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: in there. Actually, I don't know if you just tell 48 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: people that, what do you mean they're like made out 49 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: of the old wood that they did when the church. 50 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: You think people would like some germ freaks might be like, no, 51 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 1: I'm not going there if you give the original seats 52 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 1: uncomfortable splinters. Okay, yeah I gave. Um. I usually do 53 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: a little talk before live shows about social anxiety and 54 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: like if you have to pee, just go pee and 55 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 1: all that stuff. Um, And I usually do it before 56 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: I bring you up, no after yeah, before before you 57 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: come out, Yes, before I bring you up. It's kind 58 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: of like a little thing I come out before I 59 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: go out. Um, but you weren't there this past weekend, 60 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: so I wasn't able to like do my little speech, 61 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: so I just did it at the top of the show. 62 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: And God does that set the stage for a like 63 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: everyone just chills out. There's so much anxiety about going 64 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: to show, Like that's that's not something I struggle with. 65 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: But people have a big struggle with And it's one 66 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: thing hearing it from the horses, not calling your horse, 67 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: but that sounds like a horse cat from the horse's mouth, 68 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: the horse's mouth. Did you say horse or whore? He 69 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: said horse. Let the listeners decide. Um, I'd rather be 70 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: called a horror than a horse. I think I used that, 71 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: joked one of the roast. I was like, oh, you 72 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: know what they do with for girls, Like, I know 73 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,359 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna get tonight. You're gonna call me a 74 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:20,679 Speaker 1: horse horse face but to a horse face or something 75 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: like that. Um. Yeah. But so drawing Carmichael where I 76 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: think we talked a little bit. We haven't talked about 77 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 1: his special yet on here, but fantastic. I'm not going 78 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: to you shouldn't. I haven't seen it yet. You know, 79 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: he comes out, he does come out of the closet 80 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: as a white man. Oh yeah, it's kind of crazy. 81 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: Well he should be canceled because that isn't impressive. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 82 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Uh. He has some of the funniest 83 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: ten minutes on coming, like about being like from a 84 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: place that isn't cool with people coming out like his 85 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 1: family and how he it's so ingrained in him to 86 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: not be acceptable except towards gay people, where he was 87 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: like roasting himself for being gay. Like even when he's 88 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: with his partner, he's like making out with the dude 89 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: and he's like pause, like like he's blowing the guy. 90 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: He's like no, homo like like like it's whole, like 91 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 1: like everything in his d whatever. So but at the 92 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: beginning of his thing, he comes out and his whole, 93 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 1: his whole first three minutes is how like, look, we're 94 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: just friends for this to be great, let's just act 95 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: as family. Like he gave a disclaimer kind of like 96 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 1: what you did, and and it really does you feel it. 97 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,559 Speaker 1: You feel a difference in the room. It doesn't feel 98 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: as much as like I'm talking at you, as like 99 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: we're like all together in the room. Yeah, And it's 100 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: just like you just want people to become The only 101 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 1: way a show is good is if people are comfortable 102 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: like that you know what you're doing, that they're not 103 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: going to be called out or embarrassed. That if because 104 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: you are, that's it kind of gave me. It was 105 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: like what no, that I think okay, So, like as 106 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 1: a patron of calm many shows and not a comedian. 107 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: I think it lets the audience relax in a way 108 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 1: because for the people who are there, who are your 109 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: comedy fans, not necessarily the podcast um uh listeners, you're 110 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,599 Speaker 1: known and loved for your roast jokes. So they think 111 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,359 Speaker 1: that if they get up to the bathroom where if 112 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: they have to walk out or something, it kind of 113 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: puts a target on them and they might end up 114 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: being roasted. I guess like in their mind, that's the 115 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: story that they tell themselves. So I think it does 116 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: put them at ease because it's like, no, you can 117 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:38,679 Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I'm cool with it. I hate 118 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: like they would just happen. You're exactly right. It would 119 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,720 Speaker 1: happen after Meet and Greece when people be like, I 120 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: do go the bathroom so bad and I'm like, why 121 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: didn't you go? And they're like I just didn't want 122 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: to enter up the show, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. 123 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: I need to let people know I will not say 124 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,720 Speaker 1: a damn thing. If you go to the bathroom. You 125 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: could literally yell fire and run out and I'd be like, 126 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 1: everyone's stay calm, ignore that woman, Like I just don't 127 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 1: I'm never I do not go into the audience unless 128 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: it's absolutely necessary and someone's like really causing a disturbance. 129 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: I just would never do that to someone so hard, Yeah, 130 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: because then the second side gets into the bathroom and 131 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 1: it goes, where are you going to? You know, because 132 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: I say, if you go to the bathroom as a woman, 133 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be like, look at this lady going 134 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: to Jake Ship. Like that's what a lot of comics do. 135 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: It's so annoying. And so people like really have bladder 136 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 1: disorders because of comedy shows where they're just so scared 137 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: of being called out. I mean I used to have 138 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: that kind of anxiety too, of just like I just 139 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: don't want to be seen. I don't want to be 140 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: picked on. I don't and you're watching someone do something 141 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: if you have a little bit of stage right, that 142 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 1: seems so it almost just like watching when I watch 143 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 1: a circus act or like I won't go see circulate. 144 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: Like I was just in Vegas and I had a 145 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: night off and I was looking up tickets to Love 146 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 1: the Battle Show and I won't go see it because 147 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: I don't like seeing people do things that if I 148 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 1: did it, I would die. Oh so like people on stage. Yeah, 149 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: And the thing is I'm a professional, so maybe you 150 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: could watch me and be like, oh my god, I 151 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: could never do that. That makes me so scared. It 152 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: doesn't change the fact that they know I'm a professional 153 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: unless I'm just like making them so sure that nothing's 154 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: going to happen like that. But search so they cannot 155 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: do that for me. There's no way because I'm like, 156 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: but you could slip, like there's something that could happen, 157 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: So I can take that because I was considered my 158 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 1: act like they're watching like circus in terms of like, 159 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 1: I can't even enjoy this because it's so that is 160 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: such my nightmare if I'm scared of heights, because so 161 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: many people's nightmare is doing exactly what we do and 162 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: talking into a microphone with nothing else to help you. 163 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 1: But isn't that that's the words that are coming out 164 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,079 Speaker 1: of your mouth? But the thrill of circus? What did 165 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 1: I call circus circus? Um? It's a chocolate sauce. You 166 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: don't know if they're gonna fall and die, right, So 167 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 1: the idea of you going anyone like I'm just saying, 168 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 1: that's what like stand up for, especially with people that 169 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: they don't know is good or not. They want to 170 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,079 Speaker 1: see maybe they will fail, like people like to fail. 171 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm offended by everything you just said, mostly because you 172 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 1: said they don't know if they is good or not. Yeah, 173 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: I failed that sentence. But how fun was that? What 174 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:19,960 Speaker 1: if I told you what was going to be bad? 175 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 1: You know what I would say to people who enjoy 176 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,959 Speaker 1: watching stand up because they like watching people bomb or 177 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 1: they want to see someone like uncomfortable. You are sick person. 178 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 1: You truly you have a problem. I mean even people 179 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,199 Speaker 1: who like to go to UM. I hate air shows. 180 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,760 Speaker 1: I hate diving board things. I hate things that are 181 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 1: like you're you're risking your life so much like drag 182 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 1: racing or any kind of I have a story in 183 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: the news about this. By the way, my Formula one. 184 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: My boyfriends so into Formula one and I just got 185 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 1: kind of an offer to do a shoot adjacent to 186 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,320 Speaker 1: a Formula one thing, and he's like, maybe we could 187 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 1: go to the right, like see if maybe the we 188 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: could because it's like shooting around like with the theme 189 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,960 Speaker 1: of it as Formula one and it's happening like a 190 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,079 Speaker 1: race weekend and I haven't said yes to it yet. 191 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: But I'm I sent it to him being like, would 192 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,959 Speaker 1: you want to come to this with me? Because he's 193 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: huge into Formula one and I'm terrified to go to 194 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 1: a Formula one thing. I don't like fast, loud things, 195 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,000 Speaker 1: and I don't like things that the margin of error 196 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: is so small that they could careen into the crowd 197 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: and I probably will get really good seats and die. Yeah, 198 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 1: you're sure, you know, I just don't. I don't like 199 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: that stuff, and it's just I don't understand people who do. 200 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 1: I don't. It makes me feel really und not close 201 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:38,719 Speaker 1: to my fellow man because I just don't get why 202 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 1: anywhere are you gonna go? Yeah? Because I love him 203 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,520 Speaker 1: and it means if we get to you know, I'm 204 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:46,959 Speaker 1: still waiting to hear back, but if we do get tickets, 205 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,320 Speaker 1: I'll go because I know it means so much to him, 206 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: and it would be like me going He's not gonna 207 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 1: die potentially die at Taylor Swift concert. What is the 208 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: last game that you experience where someone could die? Like, 209 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,680 Speaker 1: have you actually been in the stands for something like that? 210 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,520 Speaker 1: My parents used to go bring me to air shows 211 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,599 Speaker 1: as a kid, or like um circuses where the motorcycles 212 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,319 Speaker 1: are in that cage and I would have a panic. 213 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I I can't even think about it, 214 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: like I just I hate it so much. I hate 215 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:20,320 Speaker 1: things that are very fast in tandem next to each other, 216 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,680 Speaker 1: where if you literally go like this with the steering wheel, 217 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: it's it's it's a humong Even horse races where like 218 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,719 Speaker 1: a horse just kind of trips boom. Bike races tour 219 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,680 Speaker 1: to France when they're also close. There's That's my phobia, 220 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,439 Speaker 1: is things going fast close to each other. One thing 221 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: going fast on its own in a desert somewhere. Fine, 222 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, but together, fast speed skating, 223 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: anything like that. No, no, no, I don't like it. 224 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think how you could conquer this fear. 225 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: I don't want to. She's going to face it with 226 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,360 Speaker 1: her boyfriend, and that's how you're gonna. I really have 227 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 1: to get into this, because we're going to be a 228 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,840 Speaker 1: Formula one family. Like he wants to get into Formula 229 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 1: he loves. He's trying to. I'm trying to get into it. 230 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna try to get for it. You 231 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,880 Speaker 1: could buy a car. I'm gonna let me have my 232 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: own car. You should and you should have a baby 233 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,959 Speaker 1: Formula one. It's gonna be the Starbucks car. It should 234 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:18,680 Speaker 1: be Formula I'm four. It's just so funny, like a 235 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:22,320 Speaker 1: little baby car. No, dude, it's it's uh no, but 236 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,160 Speaker 1: you could get into I'm sure in St. Louis if 237 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: you did a Google, Um, you know where do Rednecks 238 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 1: hang out? There's like, uh, Formula one is not Rednecks. No, no, no, 239 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:36,680 Speaker 1: no no, but the pre pre pre yea. Yeah, that 240 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: kind of ship where you get like Grand Prix. Yeah, 241 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 1: you get like trucks, that fucking monster truck like he 242 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,079 Speaker 1: brought his my boyfriend brought his nephews to this, like 243 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,800 Speaker 1: you know that like this Sunday Sutnday, Suturday, everyone's drawn. 244 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: Like do you know those weird ads where the guy 245 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: stocks like this and then a ghost what. I hated 246 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 1: those ads as a kid. I would even during like 247 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,439 Speaker 1: when I was watching to stay by the bell and 248 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,080 Speaker 1: they would like advertise those those trucks just going like 249 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,079 Speaker 1: boom and like falling in the arena and all this 250 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: dirt digger. I hate thunders. What if it's something you like, 251 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,200 Speaker 1: it's wrong with people that they like to see people 252 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 1: almost die. If you what's wrong with me that I 253 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: love molestation documentaries and sex documentaries because they're slow. But 254 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,560 Speaker 1: you know what the thing is, they're slow, they groom slowly. Yeah, 255 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: there's no jump scares and a pedophile doc there aren't. 256 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 1: You never see a molester in a formula one one 257 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: only one person can sit in it. It's kind of true, though, 258 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I like you, you don't mind 259 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 1: a white van that's real slow. Because I really have 260 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: to think about why I like pedophile documentaries. I really 261 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: have to. I'm fascinated by pedophiles. I'm fascinated by people 262 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: like I want to hear all about the stories. I don't. 263 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 1: I'm never like listening to the stories, being like I 264 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,200 Speaker 1: know that this doesn't it's or scratch some it's for 265 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,839 Speaker 1: me that is like a it's not a leisurable thing. 266 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 1: It's definitely that same thing of like discussed, like that 267 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 1: morbid curiosity. But the thing is, I put a thing 268 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: out on my Instagram story the other night about like, 269 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: if you have a sex crime documentary, please send it 270 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: to me, Like I can't get enough of this stuff. 271 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 1: And I had a bunch of people right to me, 272 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,440 Speaker 1: being like, I like this stuff too, and I'm ashamed 273 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 1: that I like it because I go, I like this 274 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: over murder docs and I'm let listen, a lot of 275 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 1: murder docks have sex crimes associated with them too. But 276 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 1: I like talks about pedophiles and how they work. I 277 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 1: like learning how these things. What I think it is 278 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: blink like like, um, like, what I'm gonna do? Is 279 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: I am too passionate about this. I need my knowledge. 280 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 1: I have so much more knowledge than most people have 281 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 1: about pedophiles because parents that have kids are like, no, no, 282 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I don't want to hear about it. 283 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 1: Oh that's so gross. And it's like, why do you 284 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: want I don't even have you should want to hear 285 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 1: about this, Like why are people know it's scared? Think 286 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,480 Speaker 1: I get it because you think of your kids and 287 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,000 Speaker 1: you go, it's not gonna happen to my kids. I 288 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 1: protect them. No, I think it's you don't know. I 289 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: think it's the opposite. I think it's it's like the 290 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: other day when you send me that joke and have 291 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: a rapists in it and changing it to murder actually 292 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 1: makes it more palatable. Even though murders some would argue 293 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,760 Speaker 1: worse than rape. Some would argue murder, which is a 294 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 1: fine documentary to talk about that women can go. I 295 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 1: love murder docs and no one goes, you're a murderer. 296 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: But when I say, like, pedophile docs are like you're 297 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 1: because more people get molested and murdered, like or like 298 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: it happens, like it way more. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 299 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 1: So that's why I think it feels more awkward to 300 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,200 Speaker 1: be like, I'm really into this thing that actually happens. 301 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: Know that. The problem is the thing is people don't 302 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: know what happens a lot. Everyone's in denial of it. 303 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 1: If you knew the stats, which I'm not gonna, you know, 304 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: go into, but if you knew the stats, it is 305 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: so alarming how much more it happens. And the problem 306 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 1: is people don't talk about it because it involves sex 307 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,640 Speaker 1: and it's the worst thing ever. It's children and sex, 308 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 1: and you don't combine the things, and we don't talk 309 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 1: about it. And the thing is parents need to know 310 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: because parents think that they don't. Should we start a 311 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 1: morbid documentary podcast about its phile? Honestly, I need to 312 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: educate the public about this and it's the only way 313 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: to defeat these guys. Because Chris and I, my boyfriend, 314 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,600 Speaker 1: I were just talking last night we go because I 315 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 1: was telling him all the stuff I learned from the 316 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 1: Jimmy Seville documentary that I watched on Netflix about the 317 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,800 Speaker 1: Mr Rogers of Great Britain who ended up being like 318 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 1: a prolific pedophile like the Bill Cosby this guy you 319 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: would have I know, That's what I'm saying. So I 320 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 1: don't understand the UK has taste and entertainers at all 321 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,440 Speaker 1: after watching this guy that There's nothing charming about this guy, 322 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: nothing funny. He was not even good. I don't get it. 323 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 1: Someone tried to explain it. I wrote to Robin my 324 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: hair and make up a friend and I go, what 325 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: what was it about this He's not charming, He's just 326 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 1: a creep. And yet they when he died it was 327 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 1: like a member of the royal family died. In fact, 328 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 1: he was knighted, which is a big deal. The royal 329 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,600 Speaker 1: families are creat Yes, anything, God forbid you say that 330 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: Brits don't. All right, let's take a break and come 331 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: back with more show. We'll talk about freaking Harry Harry 332 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,360 Speaker 1: and we're back. Um, so what about Harry. I don't 333 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 1: want to get into it. I just got a phone 334 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 1: call in between the break that said shut the funk 335 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,800 Speaker 1: up or else or else, and then a little laser 336 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 1: uh dot put was on your forehead. It's yeah, but 337 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm cool now. I love the Royal family. Good people, 338 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: real good people, strong character. No, but Chris and I 339 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,200 Speaker 1: were on the phone last night talking at length about 340 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 1: what do we do? What do we do to stop 341 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 1: these people? Because there what's what do you do? And 342 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,479 Speaker 1: I said, it's about education. It's about making kids. Okay 343 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,639 Speaker 1: with saying I don't like being around my uncle, he 344 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,720 Speaker 1: gives me a weird vibe. Because the thing is, it 345 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: starts with a just a touch that just feels a 346 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,440 Speaker 1: little too long. It starts with a creepiness that you 347 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,959 Speaker 1: feel long before the molester even does anything. Kids can 348 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:13,440 Speaker 1: feel it right away, and you need they need. Don't 349 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,560 Speaker 1: let your don't make your kids hug people they don't 350 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: want to hug, no matter what you think. Don't ever 351 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 1: force your kids to do anything or be alone with 352 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 1: someone if they don't want to. UM. And also it's 353 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 1: about educating kids about like, if you ever feel weird, 354 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 1: around an adult. Let me know. It's literally a vibe. 355 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,159 Speaker 1: Kids get a vibe right away. And if there is 356 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:40,439 Speaker 1: a person in you of child molestations happen, the perpetrator 357 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:45,879 Speaker 1: is someone that the family knows and trust, so you 358 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,680 Speaker 1: always think it's going to be a stranger. The word 359 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,359 Speaker 1: there is trust. The family already trust this person. So 360 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: whoever you think in your life you trust the person 361 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,840 Speaker 1: that would molest your kids, you would not expect it. 362 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: So that needs to be sunken in. Is that you 363 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 1: goes back to the book we were reading that we 364 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:06,840 Speaker 1: got besties to read um talking to strangers. We don't 365 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,440 Speaker 1: know people like we think we do. And the people 366 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: we do know we think we know so well, but 367 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,120 Speaker 1: really people are strangers to us. And these people always 368 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: start with they do They never just go right to molesting. 369 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 1: It starts with they are so slow, Like you said, 370 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: maybe that's why I like it. There's always there's a 371 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 1: beginning and and and because Christmas like so do we 372 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,639 Speaker 1: just we just have to let them molest? And then 373 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,399 Speaker 1: the kids tell us And then I go, no, no, no, 374 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,359 Speaker 1: it doesn't need to get to that. It needs to 375 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 1: get to mom. I don't like that guy. Mom, I 376 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,240 Speaker 1: feel that guy's a weirdough just being able to say 377 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 1: that about an adult. Arlo doesn't like to hug me 378 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,240 Speaker 1: sometimes he's just not in the mood. And my sister 379 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,879 Speaker 1: will go, you hug your in it, and I go no, no, no, no, 380 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 1: he doesn't. He doesn't have to do anything he doesn't 381 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 1: want to do ever physically with an adult, even though 382 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:01,639 Speaker 1: I know I'm not. Yeah, I go no, no, no, 383 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: I don't want it. I'm creeped out by that kid. Yeah, 384 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,320 Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm into. This reverse the pedophilia, 385 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: like no one's talking about that is that the kids 386 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,600 Speaker 1: are coming at uncles that are molested by their nephews. 387 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: They're good friends before. Well, it's just if I were 388 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,119 Speaker 1: an adult, I would never make my child, even if 389 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: it was their grandmother, hugged their grandmother, because it sets 390 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 1: a precedent that you do things you don't want to 391 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: do physically human touch wise with another adult. And it's 392 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 1: that's a precedent that when something inappropriate happens with someone 393 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,119 Speaker 1: that isn't Grandma who we know and trust, maybe I 394 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 1: should say quiet about it and just do it and 395 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 1: suck it up. And no, you gotta just sucks because like, 396 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,120 Speaker 1: one of my best childhood memories and it sounds it's 397 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,840 Speaker 1: being forced to go down in your uncle my second favorite. 398 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 1: So funny if you're like seriously though, one of my 399 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 1: favorite memories was being groomed. And this is gonna sound 400 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,879 Speaker 1: like that. I'm coming out again. So I know my 401 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,439 Speaker 1: grandpa would give me backrubs when I was a kid. 402 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,440 Speaker 1: Didn't make you uncomfortable, not at all. I'm fine, I 403 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 1: know that, But I'm saying that's what's so sad about 404 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,680 Speaker 1: this is that there's something weird about that. If you 405 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,159 Speaker 1: felt uncomfortable, it would be weird. It was my favorite thing. Well, 406 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,160 Speaker 1: that's not that that was I'm not saying that I think. 407 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,119 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. It's I'm just saying that, like 408 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,400 Speaker 1: people could through this, what we we're trying to mine 409 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: is about listening to the children. It's not about looking 410 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,119 Speaker 1: with your own eyes. It's about knowing when your kid 411 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,040 Speaker 1: is uncomfortable and letting them say something. You if I 412 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 1: saw my little boy getting rubbs backrubs from his grandpa, 413 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,400 Speaker 1: let's say it's the dad of my husband. So it's 414 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,280 Speaker 1: not a dad that I've been around as a little kid. 415 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,119 Speaker 1: So I know he's safe. My dad he could rub 416 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 1: kids back and I would be like, oh, that's fine, 417 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,440 Speaker 1: that's what you think. Well, I know he'sn't a little girls, 418 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:54,680 Speaker 1: not a little boy. So um, I uh, I would 419 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 1: if you read the kid, it's not about you being 420 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,440 Speaker 1: an adult reading adults, because adults will trick you do. 421 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 1: Not rely on that spidy sense about adults. Look at 422 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 1: your kid because kids know and kids tell the truth, 423 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,399 Speaker 1: and they always know. I've heard so many stories about 424 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: mosticians and the kids are the kids know what's what's 425 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 1: happening is not good, and they just feel so scared 426 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: to tell an adult. And you need to let your 427 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,640 Speaker 1: kids know. These people are gonna say that you're gonna 428 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,880 Speaker 1: We're gonna they're gonna murder mommy and daddy if you tell, 429 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,680 Speaker 1: they're gonna say and they're all lies. So if someone 430 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 1: says the stuff, you need to tell them what what 431 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,720 Speaker 1: they're gonna hear so they get ahead of it. Let's 432 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: get to the news. That's my little Uh. This this helps. 433 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,920 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not arguing it. This helps. I hope 434 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:43,639 Speaker 1: Grandpa is cool. Oh man, it's Wednesday, folks, you know 435 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaker 1: what that means. It is Wednesday. I hope you're having 436 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 1: all the swells out there. We're coming to Texas, Austin, Dallas, Houstons. 437 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 1: I mean that's all San Antonio. We're not going to 438 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,800 Speaker 1: We're not going there. You're not going to play. No. Yeah, 439 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,679 Speaker 1: can you name another Texas down Umbilene. What are your 440 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: thoughts on Austin? Um? Um Texas? Yes, um, sorry, ham 441 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:25,359 Speaker 1: trap private private. Um, it's I uh, Austin the city. 442 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 1: I um My thoughts are I don't It's kind of 443 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,120 Speaker 1: like a Bourbon Street type thing. I like, don't drink. 444 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,480 Speaker 1: But I also I think it's just um. I always 445 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,360 Speaker 1: described you know how they always say there's a garbage 446 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,680 Speaker 1: patch in this in in the ocean. That's the size 447 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,639 Speaker 1: of Texas. I a would say that Austin is like 448 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,280 Speaker 1: that garbage patches, like reusable tote bags of the garbage patch. 449 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's like this part of the 450 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 1: garbage pats it's like liberal, you know, they're like they're 451 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: they're a little It's like St. Louis and Missouri, you 452 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's different than what you 453 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,000 Speaker 1: think of the rest of the state. As it's two 454 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,159 Speaker 1: hyped up though I always feel like people high up Austin. Like, 455 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,800 Speaker 1: once I get to Austin, my life will be good. 456 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,680 Speaker 1: Like it's like one of those kind of places. I 457 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,920 Speaker 1: feel like it's top five wherever you go. Okay, where 458 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 1: would you imagine? Food trucks, That's what I meant, food trucks, music, 459 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,920 Speaker 1: Honky tonks. Wait, that's Nashville ship. It's the same. I know. 460 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: I've always had good show. I think of Tobo Chico. 461 00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,160 Speaker 1: That's the first place I had too, Chico. Oh yeah, 462 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,240 Speaker 1: so I'll have a bucket of those backstage. I'm excited. 463 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 1: Two shows. Yeah, so we're gonna be there. Paramount fear alright, 464 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,680 Speaker 1: news story, Noah. If you feel alone and afraid, warm 465 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: up your hands because the study suggests that physical warmth 466 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 1: has the same lasting effect as the presence of a 467 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:42,520 Speaker 1: social support provider, and physical warmth inhibits fear learning and response. 468 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 1: My grandpa's hands. So warm up your hands and then 469 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:54,119 Speaker 1: touch yourself or just like warm yourself. Remember he did you? Remember? 470 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 1: I never saw it. They say that warmth has the 471 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 1: same um effect as like a social support. So that's why, 472 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,200 Speaker 1: like we always gravitates to like something warm if we're 473 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,880 Speaker 1: sick or if we're afraid of something. Yeah, and it's 474 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,680 Speaker 1: like almost like you know, it's the way we describe 475 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: people who we want to be around. They're warm, she's cold. 476 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 1: This is not even a temperature thing that makes sense, 477 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,520 Speaker 1: you know. Girls often asked, like a lot of guys 478 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 1: put their hands in their own pants because our balls 479 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 1: are so warm and it warms up our head. I 480 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,720 Speaker 1: always put my hands in mind it's coming to get 481 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,399 Speaker 1: inside your own flames. Well, I just do it between 482 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,479 Speaker 1: my lighte or just go like this. You don't need 483 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: to do your balls. You can just do it between 484 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 1: your thighs. That's where our balls are that I forgot 485 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 1: that those dangle down. But this all makes sense. So 486 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 1: many guys will watch. Even when you're with your brother, 487 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: with your brother, with your brother, with your brothers, you 488 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,600 Speaker 1: will all just look over and there'll be six guys 489 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,920 Speaker 1: on accouch with their hands on their own dick. It's weird. 490 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,320 Speaker 1: And if there's something comforting about I mean, I like 491 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:03,440 Speaker 1: holding dicks, like when I like I'm falling. Yeah, it's 492 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: like it's like one of those slurpies. I don't know, 493 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: it just feels like it almost feels like I'm holding 494 00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: their hand but it's not as like sometimes when I'm 495 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,840 Speaker 1: holding like my boyfriend's hand in bed, like I feel 496 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,639 Speaker 1: like he's probably just waiting until he can like let 497 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 1: go of it. But as penis, like, I feel like 498 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 1: I can just hold that for forever. It's not gonna 499 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,920 Speaker 1: it just doesn't. It feels so it just feels like 500 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: like like just I'm holding onto something. I don't do 501 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,159 Speaker 1: it all the time, but I like the feeling of it. 502 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 1: You got him buy the balls, No, I like that. 503 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,200 Speaker 1: But as a guy, I just think, like, you know, 504 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 1: there's when you're flexed, you don't want people down there. 505 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,040 Speaker 1: It's not yeah, but there's a different kind of flaccid. 506 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,200 Speaker 1: We've talked about this before, but like a true flaccid 507 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,200 Speaker 1: almost in your body penis. You don't want your girlfriend 508 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:57,120 Speaker 1: using as a supporting hand point. You just don't. It's 509 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 1: just not comfortable. As a guy, you wanted you still 510 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,879 Speaker 1: wanted to be presentable. Man, I love the a c 511 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,440 Speaker 1: in my room so much. I sleep so cold, sixty 512 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 1: degrees sixty. I wake up in the morning and is 513 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,000 Speaker 1: so fucking cold. I love it so much. I'm just 514 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 1: like if I, if I, if I would have taken 515 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 1: your room I would be in hell because you don't 516 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,440 Speaker 1: get they did, just you cannot keep it as cold 517 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 1: as I would want it to be. It's just so awesome. 518 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,199 Speaker 1: I never want to move from this part. But it's 519 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 1: the coldest room I've ever been able to get anywhere. 520 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,720 Speaker 1: It's actually annoying because I live in the one bedroom 521 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,400 Speaker 1: and whatever. No one cares about this, but the living room. 522 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,360 Speaker 1: For some reason, how it's set up and same here too, 523 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: it just feels more open and the air feels colder 524 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 1: outside the bed. Maybe because you like a warm bedroom. Yeah, 525 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,560 Speaker 1: I like a sixty nine. Now it's so hot. Yeah. 526 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,600 Speaker 1: And are you wearing like long pants and like bundled 527 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,160 Speaker 1: up you know? Oh yeah, you're waiting to pooing? Yeah, 528 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,280 Speaker 1: all right, let's go to the next story. All right, 529 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:08,560 Speaker 1: next story. I have to show you something air show. Okay, 530 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 1: no Sebastian student or now. I don't think this happened recently, 531 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 1: but I just saw this in my feed. Recently. A 532 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,920 Speaker 1: German pro surfer rode a wave said to be over 533 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,840 Speaker 1: a hundred feet tall at Nazari, Portugal, which is the 534 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,560 Speaker 1: world's biggest wave of the season. And I wanted to 535 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,880 Speaker 1: show this to you. You do well. I know I've 536 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: seen documentaries on it. You know, I'm a surfer. Oh 537 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,240 Speaker 1: my god, I mean it looks insane. It looks like 538 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 1: you're looking at you can't even tell the way the 539 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 1: wave takes up the whole screen, so you don't even 540 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 1: see the top of the wave. It looks like the sky, 541 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Speaker 1: and from where I'm seeing it just looks like a 542 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: jet flying across the sky leaving Camp Trails. Wave is 543 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: so huge. Um did he die? No, he survived and 544 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: he set a world record. Dude, my dad's cousin is 545 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: one of the first people to ever do giants. Giants. Yeah, 546 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,080 Speaker 1: he started because he did it. First of all, there's 547 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,000 Speaker 1: great white sharks out there. It's a fucking like mile 548 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: pop paddle wave. I understand that, but they're dead. They're 549 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: dead if they there's jet skis there, there's like I'm 550 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,840 Speaker 1: my uncle, my dad's cousin, Mark Runnecker. If you look 551 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 1: him up, Mark Ronnicker, he is up one of the 552 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,040 Speaker 1: first big wave surfers ever. Mark fuh is a famous 553 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,320 Speaker 1: guy that died. He was really good friends with Mark. 554 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,239 Speaker 1: But um, yeah, my my dad's cousin isn't like all 555 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 1: these books. He was interviewed on sixty Minutes by Ed 556 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 1: Bradley about surfing giants, like he's in documentaries and stuff 557 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 1: like that, but it's it's a wild The reason why 558 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 1: this is crazying. I just don't get why you would 559 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,000 Speaker 1: do that. The reason why this area is crazy. It's 560 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 1: so close to shore that you can see how big 561 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 1: waves are. Mavericks is like a mile Like I didn't 562 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,800 Speaker 1: know that Mavericks is like out out. So that's why 563 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: your uncle is such a badass, because he had to 564 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:10,080 Speaker 1: paddle out a leash. They they he was really again, 565 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: I remember when they started using jet skis to pull 566 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 1: them out. He was that ship. That's plus ship. Yeah, 567 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,160 Speaker 1: he used to paddle out. Yeah. I thought this was 568 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 1: interesting though, because um in an interview they asked him 569 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 1: how do you prepare mentally to take on some of 570 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 1: the biggest and most dangerous waves in the world, and 571 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,480 Speaker 1: he said, for me, the mental preparation and readiness comes 572 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 1: through physical preparation. The team has to be the right team. 573 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,440 Speaker 1: People must be on the same page, and you have 574 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 1: to be able to trust your jet ski drivers and 575 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: safety team or you just put your hands on your 576 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: own balls. Solo could be a team effort. Is that 577 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 1: what you're saying was, well, yeah, so it's it's interesting 578 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: that he has to have like the right team around him. 579 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,200 Speaker 1: And I was thinking of what you were saying when 580 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,840 Speaker 1: you're on tour and how important it is for you 581 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,280 Speaker 1: to have like your friends and setting up the right 582 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 1: kind of yes vibe so that you go into these 583 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,480 Speaker 1: things feeling as good as possible. Well, my dad always 584 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: quotes this, uh will Lenda guy. He used to be 585 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 1: a tight rope walker back in the days and he 586 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 1: would do these you know. Yeah, there's like a Lenda 587 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: family and the father died plummeted to his death doing 588 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: one of these ty wrote walks, and his wife said 589 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 1: that the only time she has ever heard him say like, 590 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,520 Speaker 1: I'm nervous about this one was the one he died on, 591 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,760 Speaker 1: and she had never seen him have any kind of 592 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,320 Speaker 1: nerves or second guessing before that. Not to say that 593 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 1: like that's what did it, but or that maybe he knew. 594 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,560 Speaker 1: But you know, it's just a lesson about just believe 595 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,280 Speaker 1: in yourself kind of thing and have this like unshakable confidence. 596 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 1: But I don't understand doing something that it goes back to, 597 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:51,520 Speaker 1: I mean, that's a very slow death defining thing. Well, Chris, no, 598 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 1: it's not as fast you've fallen in your Yeah, he 599 00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,040 Speaker 1: fall very fast. But Chris, when we were watching and 600 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 1: that's if you guys seen sixteen Peaks whatever, sixteen new 601 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:16,160 Speaker 1: one by Johnny Hughes, a mountaineering teenager and stereotypes amazing character. Um, 602 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 1: what do you mean? Have you ever seen that movie candles? 603 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 1: Fourteen peeks? Oh? Yeah, well fourteen Peaks. Did you see it? Yes? 604 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,760 Speaker 1: The beliefs guy, I saw some of it. I was 605 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 1: in and out. I was watching it with Chris and 606 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,480 Speaker 1: there's a part that's like K two you know, people 607 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 1: who attempt K two one and four mountaineers who attempted die. 608 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,280 Speaker 1: And Chris was going like the whole movie is like God, 609 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 1: I would love to do this ship. And I'm just 610 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: like kind of biting my tongue, being like, okay, please 611 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,040 Speaker 1: stop saying that, because I love you and I don't want. 612 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,080 Speaker 1: But like there's and then when they said that thing, 613 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,160 Speaker 1: I go, would you do that one? Would you do 614 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,760 Speaker 1: that one? And he's like yeah, and I go one 615 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,680 Speaker 1: and four die? You would do that one? If one 616 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,040 Speaker 1: and four those are the odds? He was like, I 617 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: was that mad I was like, what are you talking about? 618 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,200 Speaker 1: Why would you ever do something where one in four 619 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,320 Speaker 1: people die from doing it? That is just so stupid 620 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 1: to me. It makes me you ever even climb the mountain? 621 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like to go from that to like, well, 622 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,160 Speaker 1: like he he would work up to that, he's not 623 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 1: gonna go do that tomorrow after it hips the Castlewood. 624 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,240 Speaker 1: I mean this is he just says that it would 625 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 1: be something he'd want to do in his lifetime. That 626 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: it made me so mad that you're not allowed to 627 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,520 Speaker 1: if you if I And he goes, but if I 628 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,000 Speaker 1: died doing it, like I would die doing what I 629 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 1: love And I go, I go, but you care so 630 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: much about being there for others in your life, like 631 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 1: he goes, I don't care if I die that way, 632 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 1: that would be the greatest way to go out. And 633 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, but what about me? Like I care, Like 634 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,320 Speaker 1: isn't there something to living for others? And I gotta 635 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 1: I would love to interview the guy that dies on 636 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,800 Speaker 1: K two and it's like pretty stoked about how you're 637 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 1: dying right now, and they'll be like, like freezing to death, 638 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 1: Like it's not a cool way to die you either. 639 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,080 Speaker 1: I think it's suicidal, to be honest with you, I 640 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 1: think it's just people that like to do that stuff 641 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: are suicidal. Have you ever seen that Alex home in 642 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 1: a different way than most people climbs No, no, no leash, 643 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,839 Speaker 1: no fucking wire not just I don't get it. Why 644 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,759 Speaker 1: would you? Can you try to help me understand, like 645 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: really quickly, why someone would want to do something where 646 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,000 Speaker 1: guaranteed one and four die? Would you do that? I 647 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 1: understand skydiving, You're asking the wrong person. You should ask 648 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,400 Speaker 1: someone who would be inclined to do it. You know 649 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,920 Speaker 1: what you're kind of death are? You know? Obviously does 650 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:31,120 Speaker 1: like kind of like ice climbing ship? Probably? Yeah? But 651 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,399 Speaker 1: does that make you mad when you're like, I'm gonna 652 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,680 Speaker 1: marry you, motherfucker. You better not be climbing fourteen ers. 653 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,279 Speaker 1: Next time you get in a fight, just send him 654 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:45,160 Speaker 1: a plane ticket. I just get anxiety because I keep 655 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,800 Speaker 1: thinking like I have to be there and I have 656 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,840 Speaker 1: to do like also do it, and then he just 657 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,520 Speaker 1: reassures me like, no, this is something I'll do with 658 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:56,320 Speaker 1: my friends. I don't know why it bugs me, because 659 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,720 Speaker 1: first of all, I want my boyfriend to be alive, 660 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,120 Speaker 1: and especially if I'm look towards having a life with 661 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,400 Speaker 1: this person growing old. I mean, that's the goal, and 662 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 1: you're jeopardizing that goal because you want to like take 663 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,239 Speaker 1: a picture on a fucking mountain and like sit on 664 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,080 Speaker 1: the mountain, breathe in the air. Like I think his argument. 665 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,640 Speaker 1: I think his argument would be, or these people's arguments 666 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,680 Speaker 1: that go, well, if I can accomplish this, I'll feel 667 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 1: so good about myself. I'll be a better husband. Do 668 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,520 Speaker 1: you I know? But I'm not saying that. I want 669 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,880 Speaker 1: to be honestly, if if he wouldn't give up that, 670 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,000 Speaker 1: if he that was his goal, I'd say, then you 671 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: need to be with someone. I just think you gotta 672 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 1: started a smaller mountain started. Why are we going one 673 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,960 Speaker 1: out of four? I've been suicidal before, and people go, 674 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,440 Speaker 1: how could you be suicidal? And I'm like, because I'm 675 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,960 Speaker 1: depressed and I hate life. But if you're someone who 676 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,920 Speaker 1: likes life, why would you do something where there's chance 677 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,080 Speaker 1: you're going to die? Because on the other side of 678 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,920 Speaker 1: it is glory that you get to be like I 679 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,160 Speaker 1: survived this thing. Why would you take that risk if 680 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,520 Speaker 1: you didn't enjoy life? Really? Because I don't think you 681 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,160 Speaker 1: can enjoy life without doing it. I guess I just don't. 682 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,680 Speaker 1: I wish again. It just makes me like I don't 683 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,360 Speaker 1: like that I can't understand it, and I think I 684 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,120 Speaker 1: just need to. I need to understand it. I mean, 685 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 1: I can't relate it to anything in my life where 686 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:09,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, there's nothing. Dragon wings at six Flags, Okay, 687 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,480 Speaker 1: how many of people have died? Zero? But it was 688 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:18,759 Speaker 1: so scary? What about chicken wings at Hooters? Okay, we 689 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:25,080 Speaker 1: gotta take it, freak, let's do Why do I care? 690 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:30,479 Speaker 1: Why do I care? Okay? Kim Kardashian comments on Pete 691 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,280 Speaker 1: Davidson's b D E while talking about their first kiss. 692 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god. She said it was a stage kiss, 693 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,400 Speaker 1: but it was still a little zing. It wasn't anything 694 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,640 Speaker 1: like super crazy. I was like, wow, I really haven't 695 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,960 Speaker 1: kissed anyone else in ten years, so maybe I'm just 696 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,960 Speaker 1: being stupid. It's just nothing. And then a few days 697 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,800 Speaker 1: later I was like, hmm, there is some b D action. 698 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,840 Speaker 1: But the reason why I brought the story up is 699 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,839 Speaker 1: because I wanted to know if you guys remember your 700 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,400 Speaker 1: first kisses. And for Nikki, I guess this would be 701 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,919 Speaker 1: the seventh first kiss with Chris oh, like the first 702 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,640 Speaker 1: kisses with a person that you're with. Yeah, yeah, no, no, 703 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,200 Speaker 1: with your partners. Real quick, I just want to say 704 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,319 Speaker 1: that I loved their first kiss because it was when 705 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,440 Speaker 1: they were playing the Aladdin sketch. We've all seen like 706 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,719 Speaker 1: the still image of it. He for like their anniversary, 707 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,800 Speaker 1: her birthday or something got her the rug and the 708 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,440 Speaker 1: Genie lamp in the costumes from their first kiss, and 709 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,720 Speaker 1: I thought that was, like, I think that's just so sweet, 710 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: like someone remembering like that first kiss. Time. Um, you 711 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,440 Speaker 1: know what this tells me? What it tells me. Not 712 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,040 Speaker 1: many people will have access to Kim Kardashian, you know 713 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:43,319 Speaker 1: what I mean? Like that's all this is access, Pete Davidson, Well, 714 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,680 Speaker 1: Brenna slid into your d M s and she wouldn't 715 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,000 Speaker 1: have known about it had she not listen to you 716 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,080 Speaker 1: on a podcast, Like everything is chance. I get, I 717 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,319 Speaker 1: get all that, but I'm just saying that, like, oh, 718 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,520 Speaker 1: you know, like I haven't kissed anyone in ten years. 719 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,640 Speaker 1: How many guys are even in the circle that can 720 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: kiss Kim Kardashian. You have to get it ridden into 721 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 1: a sketch. It's absolutely she left her husband for one 722 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,040 Speaker 1: for the first guy. She guess she didn't leave. I know, 723 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,040 Speaker 1: but my point, I guess. And my first kiss with 724 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:17,319 Speaker 1: with Brenna was actually fantastic. Do where were you first day? 725 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,400 Speaker 1: And um where was it? The car? It was her 726 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,080 Speaker 1: getting into her car. We oh my god, we might 727 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,880 Speaker 1: have kissed before we I think we packed before that, 728 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,200 Speaker 1: but then it was the kids, before the car and 729 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,840 Speaker 1: before getting packed, before your first like, why would you 730 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,200 Speaker 1: peck because it always comes at the end of the day, 731 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,680 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I know it came in 732 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,400 Speaker 1: the middle of the date. I think I'm almost positive. 733 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,839 Speaker 1: But yeah, we definitely grabbed each other's asses during the date, 734 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,200 Speaker 1: which was so hot to just get that out of 735 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,080 Speaker 1: just like doing it as a bit ust. It was. 736 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,399 Speaker 1: It was bit ish. It wasn't like fucking we can't 737 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,080 Speaker 1: even stop ourselves from our romance. But I don't know. 738 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,520 Speaker 1: She was wearing a little dress and her ass was 739 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,640 Speaker 1: fucking looking great, and but she must have done something 740 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,360 Speaker 1: that led you to go, Okay, I can touch this 741 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,399 Speaker 1: person's ass. You don't just do that. Yeah, that's true. 742 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,600 Speaker 1: I don't. I can't remember. I guarantee you I know 743 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,520 Speaker 1: what it was. It was probably like you said, something 744 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,040 Speaker 1: about like butt and then you're like, I got pretty 745 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,040 Speaker 1: good when she goes, oh really, and then you're like, yeah, 746 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,160 Speaker 1: you can feel it if you want, and then she 747 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,719 Speaker 1: probably didn't you go, you go, I want to feel 748 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,880 Speaker 1: yours and then she probably was like, go for it, 749 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,400 Speaker 1: and then stuck out her button. Then you felt it. 750 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,640 Speaker 1: I think that's exactly what happened. I mean, I'm not 751 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,719 Speaker 1: joking you. I know, I know that's what happened. I 752 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,680 Speaker 1: know how you work. I know I would like artiness works. Yeah, 753 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,560 Speaker 1: like that's the only way that could happen before a kiss. Yeah, 754 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,239 Speaker 1: that's a good point. Yeah, is you going? You you 755 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,880 Speaker 1: conduct it if you want to feel it. And then 756 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,879 Speaker 1: you flexed and she was like okay, and then yeah, 757 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,000 Speaker 1: and then you made it and she goes you can 758 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: if you want, and you go, oh my god, and 759 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 1: she bent over and you're like, this girl's cool, and 760 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 1: then you did it. Yeah. I think that's exactly what happened. Yeah. 761 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:55,439 Speaker 1: Do you remember you? Yeah? Yeah, my first yeah, first kiss. 762 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,080 Speaker 1: Oh is the best kiss of my life. The first 763 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,920 Speaker 1: first one was U was the first time that I 764 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,680 Speaker 1: um said, you know, I'm not going to be the 765 00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,040 Speaker 1: first one to do it. I'm gonna wait. I would 766 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: have kissed. I would if I was sixth Avenue. It 767 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,040 Speaker 1: was um the comedy, you know. We had hung out 768 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,279 Speaker 1: a little bit, but one night, one day before then, 769 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,560 Speaker 1: and I would have probably my old ways would have 770 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,400 Speaker 1: been like can we just make out like I always 771 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,080 Speaker 1: did that bit, you know, and then it would break 772 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,400 Speaker 1: the tension and we would kiss, and then the guy 773 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 1: would eventually not like me because I took control of 774 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,040 Speaker 1: the situation. Even though he was like, that's awesome that 775 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,120 Speaker 1: you said that, it would never work out in the end. 776 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,239 Speaker 1: So this time I was like, I'm not going to 777 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,239 Speaker 1: make the first move. I'm changing my ways. And we 778 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 1: hung out and he didn't make a move, and I 779 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,160 Speaker 1: was just like so sad, and then um, I had 780 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,200 Speaker 1: given up on him. And then I was doing a 781 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,120 Speaker 1: set one night and I was just like, you know what, 782 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,480 Speaker 1: I'm going to throw out one more chance, and I 783 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,520 Speaker 1: was like going to the convert at eleven o'clock on 784 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,120 Speaker 1: a school night. We both worked on Nikki's Air Live 785 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,719 Speaker 1: and it was the next day and he lived in 786 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,440 Speaker 1: Queens in green Point and Brooklyn, and so I was 787 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 1: like I was in the city and I was like, hey, 788 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,840 Speaker 1: any chance you're in the city and he was like 789 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,480 Speaker 1: it was ten thirty and he was like, or maybe 790 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,399 Speaker 1: it was like nine thirty ango. He said no, um 791 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,960 Speaker 1: why and I said, oh, well, I have a set 792 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,600 Speaker 1: at the Cellar tonight at eleven and I'm headed there now. 793 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,000 Speaker 1: And I thought, if you were in the city, it 794 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,640 Speaker 1: would be cool if you dropped by, and he was like, 795 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 1: I'll be there, and I was like, oh my god. 796 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,360 Speaker 1: I remember going running out of my room to Onion 797 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,520 Speaker 1: being like he's coming. Oh my god, this is happening. 798 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,120 Speaker 1: And I was just like he's like, this guy is 799 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,080 Speaker 1: putting an effort. He's gonna come to the city on 800 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,279 Speaker 1: a school night to hang out with me late at night. 801 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,240 Speaker 1: I'm going. I was just like so excited, like suddenly 802 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,759 Speaker 1: this thing. I had had a crush on him for 803 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,560 Speaker 1: like two months at that point. Every day see him 804 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,960 Speaker 1: at work, just like falling on the floor like I 805 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,800 Speaker 1: love it. And I was so excited. And then he 806 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,680 Speaker 1: shows up and we are just like at this table, 807 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,440 Speaker 1: like awkwardly, like just sipping Seltzers, and I go down 808 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:48,880 Speaker 1: and do my set and I'm like, please don't come 809 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,360 Speaker 1: down and watch me, because I knew that that was 810 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,880 Speaker 1: just like not gonna give me. I was just just 811 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,360 Speaker 1: too nervous. And then I came back upstairs and he 812 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,320 Speaker 1: was like made best friends with the table next to 813 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,879 Speaker 1: us of this like table like fun ladies, like middle 814 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,680 Speaker 1: aged ladies that were out, and he was they were 815 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,320 Speaker 1: just like we love him. And I was just like, 816 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,520 Speaker 1: oh my god, like he's sitting with these ladies. And 817 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,960 Speaker 1: then he comes back to my table. Already. Lang comes 818 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,160 Speaker 1: in and I had just done his like show, and 819 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,880 Speaker 1: he was like, hey, Nikki and like came come up 820 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,560 Speaker 1: and gave me a hug. And Chris is a huge 821 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 1: dirty work fan, huge, and so he was like I 822 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,600 Speaker 1: cannot believe already, Lang, your friend's dirty l So it 823 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,480 Speaker 1: was like kind of like a good and then and 824 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,640 Speaker 1: then it was just so late. It was like two am. 825 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,680 Speaker 1: The place starts almost like closing, and I guess the 826 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,240 Speaker 1: point where we're just like okay, and so we're walking 827 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,040 Speaker 1: out and I'm just like I don't know what to do, 828 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,000 Speaker 1: Like I know that I want to kiss this guy, 829 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,360 Speaker 1: and like it's he's he's hung out long enough, I 830 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:46,319 Speaker 1: know he likes me, he knows I like, and it's 831 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,040 Speaker 1: it's I'm terrible at flirting, so I'm sure that was 832 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,200 Speaker 1: giving him nothing. But then we walk, you know, we 833 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,759 Speaker 1: walked down with double We take a left on you know, 834 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,640 Speaker 1: we take a left whatever, it doesn't matter. We take 835 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,279 Speaker 1: a left on fourth Street, third Street, and then we 836 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:03,120 Speaker 1: get to sixth. We get down to sixth Avenue and 837 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,120 Speaker 1: sixth Avenues goes uptown and I was going to grab 838 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,719 Speaker 1: a cab to go uptown and it was also the 839 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:16,719 Speaker 1: train entrance for him. Now, Billy Joel, okay, did you 840 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,560 Speaker 1: go on a bridge over trable water or now? And 841 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,200 Speaker 1: then uh So I'm just like waiting and I'm like, 842 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,440 Speaker 1: NICKI do not fucking say anything because I wanted to 843 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,960 Speaker 1: break the tensions so bad because we're just kind of 844 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,279 Speaker 1: like on the corner like okay, well, and I just 845 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,120 Speaker 1: like kind of like I'm looking down, I like look 846 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,879 Speaker 1: up at him, and he just goes get over here, 847 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,840 Speaker 1: and he just like grabbed my wrist and just like 848 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,759 Speaker 1: pulled me over and we just like made out and 849 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,560 Speaker 1: it was it was the best and I was just 850 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,960 Speaker 1: so glad, like great, we kissed, it's over, like end 851 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,840 Speaker 1: of the night, like I could just go home. Success. 852 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,000 Speaker 1: And he was like, do you want to come over? 853 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:55,240 Speaker 1: And I was like, no, tomorrow, and I was like taxi. 854 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,240 Speaker 1: He said he could not believe how fast it happened 855 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,440 Speaker 1: between like kissing me, going no, yeah right, TAXI pulls up, 856 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,040 Speaker 1: I get inside it and I waved goodbye, and I'm like, yeah, 857 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,440 Speaker 1: I got it, you know, and that was it. I 858 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,600 Speaker 1: like that you didn't let him go home. No, I 859 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,359 Speaker 1: would never have, as I was like, I was such 860 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 1: a I'm such a prude. I would have never done that. Initially, 861 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,319 Speaker 1: I was very like I just wanted to kiss him, 862 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,040 Speaker 1: and I was so glad that I still liked him 863 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,480 Speaker 1: after we kissed, because that for me, it always as 864 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,879 Speaker 1: soon as I knew a guy liked me, I would 865 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,480 Speaker 1: always not like them anymore. Um. But I was still 866 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,560 Speaker 1: very like, just like so into it. I was so excited, 867 00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,920 Speaker 1: and I was like scared of like penis, Like I 868 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,200 Speaker 1: still was like, oh, I don't know what that's gonna be, 869 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,080 Speaker 1: and I don't know if I'm good at stuff and 870 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,880 Speaker 1: you know, all that fraught stuff. So let's get a 871 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,880 Speaker 1: final thought. Do you think you meet it's probably a 872 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,120 Speaker 1: good like uh, a good venue to meet someone at, 873 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,080 Speaker 1: like the seller, like it gives you a sense of value, 874 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,479 Speaker 1: right because it's something you do, you're gonna you're gonna 875 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,239 Speaker 1: look cooler at like that stuff for a man. For me, 876 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,840 Speaker 1: I didn't do it as I just was like, this 877 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,360 Speaker 1: is a place I'm where I It was just a 878 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,600 Speaker 1: place to go, and it was a thing that I 879 00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,640 Speaker 1: could make it seem like if he didn't like me 880 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,879 Speaker 1: at least, it's just I'm inviting a friend to come 881 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,040 Speaker 1: to this thing. It wasn't me being like, look how 882 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,120 Speaker 1: cool I am at all, because first of all that 883 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:20,560 Speaker 1: the women don't do that. Men think that way. Women. 884 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,600 Speaker 1: It doesn't work for us to be like, look how 885 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,279 Speaker 1: much value I have? We don't. We just know we 886 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,920 Speaker 1: may try that in the beginning. We see you do it, 887 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,360 Speaker 1: and we know it works on us, so we go, 888 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:35,880 Speaker 1: maybe it'll work for me in a way with already 889 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,320 Speaker 1: being there like it didn't. That didn't affect him liking me. 890 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,680 Speaker 1: It was like cool moment I was like, oh maybe 891 00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,400 Speaker 1: I have some class. It didn't. He doesn't give a 892 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,520 Speaker 1: funk like that. That was just where he was like, 893 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,200 Speaker 1: oh that's cool, but it wasn't didn't make him want 894 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,000 Speaker 1: he's kind of in that world. Yeah, he kind of 895 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,440 Speaker 1: in that world. Anyway. He agreed more sexually attracted to me, 896 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,279 Speaker 1: whereas women definitely get more sexually attracted to someone who 897 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,520 Speaker 1: seems to have like famous from What was it like though, 898 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,719 Speaker 1: being on stage and performing in front of him? Was 899 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,640 Speaker 1: that like the first time you did in front of 900 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,799 Speaker 1: him down he didn't go downstairs to watch me, so, um, 901 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,520 Speaker 1: I actually had him not watched me for like it 902 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,880 Speaker 1: was like six months he never saw me do stand up. 903 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,800 Speaker 1: I forget the first time he saw me, but I 904 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,600 Speaker 1: was really nervous and um, and now it's my favorite 905 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,600 Speaker 1: thing to perform when he's watching, because um, I just 906 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:29,120 Speaker 1: know like he is he's he's not, it's a it's 907 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,560 Speaker 1: another thing again of like I don't think it gives 908 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,000 Speaker 1: He's not more like corny for me. Afterwards, he's just 909 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,280 Speaker 1: like I can't believe how good he's just like proud 910 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: of me, like almost the way like a family member 911 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,879 Speaker 1: or a friend would be of like you're so good, 912 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 1: Like he's just a fan in that way. But it's 913 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,799 Speaker 1: not like, um, it doesn't contribute to our romantic relationship. 914 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,239 Speaker 1: How does the field perform in front of Brenna when 915 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:58,080 Speaker 1: the crowd is tired before they really get in? Did 916 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,520 Speaker 1: they when they're light laugh. We talked about that, right, Yeah, 917 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,440 Speaker 1: they were quiet crowd, That's what she said to me. 918 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,120 Speaker 1: They were quiet. Oh my god, Chris is seeing me 919 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,399 Speaker 1: bomb so much? But this is the thing. And I thought, God, 920 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 1: I would admit that I I didn't bomb, but it 921 00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,080 Speaker 1: felt kind of like a bomb. Especially I didn't feel 922 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 1: like they were quiet audience until I heard her. Yeah, 923 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,200 Speaker 1: And it was just it was funny. I I really 924 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,960 Speaker 1: did enjoy it, but it was circumstantial. Yeah, how does 925 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,919 Speaker 1: it feel performing it? I like it like I could. 926 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,719 Speaker 1: It was funny on one of the jokes, it's like 927 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,800 Speaker 1: a delayed kind of laugh. You know, it's a thinker. 928 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:40,120 Speaker 1: Which one is your delayed laugh joke? I want to know. 929 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,800 Speaker 1: I just want to know. It's the end of the 930 00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:48,799 Speaker 1: dog Walker story. How does tell me? But I made 931 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,320 Speaker 1: more money that joke? Okay, yeah, yeah, I got it. 932 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 1: So it usually takes a second. It took this crowd. 933 00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,799 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. It's so weird when I'm not saying 934 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,560 Speaker 1: I must no comedi, I'm not Dmitri Martin up here. 935 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,120 Speaker 1: No one ever would would think that. I mean everyone 936 00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,000 Speaker 1: probably think, no, I know what you're saying. Though it 937 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,719 Speaker 1: took I'm not kidding long enough where I almost just 938 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,800 Speaker 1: I almost started going almost good night. No, it was 939 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,520 Speaker 1: my closer. Oh my god, so I almost get went 940 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,600 Speaker 1: all right and just ended on the and I gave it, 941 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:26,359 Speaker 1: and I heard Brenda laughing in between the She would 942 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,520 Speaker 1: have probably been on this. There's something you did that 943 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,280 Speaker 1: night that Because St. Louis is not a dumb audience, 944 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,080 Speaker 1: they tend to get stuff like I've performed with them 945 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,319 Speaker 1: enough and I know where some audiences are a little 946 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,120 Speaker 1: bit slow to like just you know, jokes that are 947 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,160 Speaker 1: a little bit more under the radar, and you gotta 948 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,279 Speaker 1: gotta listen like Kevin Neil and his stuff for it, 949 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,600 Speaker 1: like you got to be listening to get it. St. 950 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,080 Speaker 1: Louis isn't like that. I'm thinking you must have done 951 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,879 Speaker 1: something that made it a little bit more. It needed more, 952 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,359 Speaker 1: they needed more time with it. But Brendon knows the joke, 953 00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,799 Speaker 1: so her laughing allowed me to pause just long enough 954 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,879 Speaker 1: for a hit. Yes, and it hit hard, really hard, 955 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,480 Speaker 1: because they're proud of themselves once they get it, the 956 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,440 Speaker 1: more work they put into it, it's a thing of like, 957 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,719 Speaker 1: oh wait, we can say it's like the edge thing. 958 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,799 Speaker 1: You don't you guys can't handle this. And then when 959 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,879 Speaker 1: they when they work for and go, no, we can, 960 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,080 Speaker 1: they put in work and so they're gonna like it 961 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,440 Speaker 1: all the more. And when an audience feels proud of 962 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,799 Speaker 1: themselves for getting something that's like they feel smart, they 963 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,400 Speaker 1: laugh so much harder. That's why you always when you 964 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,920 Speaker 1: do a joke where it's very niche and only like 965 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,239 Speaker 1: three people will get the reference, people laugh super Those 966 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,160 Speaker 1: three people laugh super hard because they want you to 967 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,879 Speaker 1: know I got it, I'm smart. I do the same 968 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,200 Speaker 1: thing I've I've done that too, you comedians where I'm like, 969 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,279 Speaker 1: I need them to know that I got that because 970 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,880 Speaker 1: I'm on the same wavelength and I'm smart. Mark Marrit like, 971 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,600 Speaker 1: I know a word you chose Gary Goldman, Yes, yes, 972 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,200 Speaker 1: but I know that Gary is not impressed by like 973 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,279 Speaker 1: pseudo intellectuals, so I would never try to even I 974 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,400 Speaker 1: know he's so smart that he knows I'm dumb, so 975 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,400 Speaker 1: I wouldn't even try to convince him that I get it. 976 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,759 Speaker 1: If that Yeah, it's like your word choice, man, you 977 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,719 Speaker 1: could have win with a different word. Oh my god, 978 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,600 Speaker 1: I know, man, Yeah, I know, but anyhow, Yeah, I 979 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,160 Speaker 1: saw Dmitri Martin perform at the West Pond Beatim probably 980 00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,360 Speaker 1: fifteen years ago. My favorites of all time. But like 981 00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,600 Speaker 1: I would say, the crowd didn't seem like the smartest crowd. 982 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,920 Speaker 1: I would say of the crowd would laugh just so 983 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,480 Speaker 1: they didn't No one knew they were dumb, like I 984 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,279 Speaker 1: honestly could. Like I remember looking at tables, going, you 985 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,560 Speaker 1: didn't really get that, You're just looking around, and then 986 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,239 Speaker 1: laughing because I'm trying to think of one of his 987 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:41,640 Speaker 1: jokes and I can't recall any of them. But so good, Okay, 988 00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:45,080 Speaker 1: that's arched over today. We have another so tomorrow that 989 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,120 Speaker 1: we're about to record. I can't wait for it. Um, 990 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:52,320 Speaker 1: we'll see you then, don't be n that's why we 991 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:52,839 Speaker 1: haven't tried