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Speaker 1: I faked what hospital the baby was being born at,

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Speaker 1: so my entitled mother would show up at the wrong one.

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Speaker 1: She freaked out and was detained by security. Okop, this

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Speaker 1: is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm Josh Fry and

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Speaker 1: we tell the funniest stories on the internet. And John,

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Speaker 1: have you ever done like ancestry dot com or twenty

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Speaker 1: three and me or anything like that?

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Speaker 2: I really wish I did, because, as we both well know,

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Speaker 2: white people are mutts and I have no real idea

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Speaker 2: what I am.

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Speaker 1: I recently found out what I was. My mom did

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Speaker 1: twenty three and me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh that's right, because it'll work if anyone in

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Speaker 2: your close family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, right right. My mom like looked it up.

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Speaker 1: And the only thing that I really remember is I

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Speaker 1: am a little bit Irish, a little bit German, and

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Speaker 1: I am one percent to Nigerian rocket.

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Speaker 2: It no hate or shame on you, but that is

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Speaker 2: the first thing that you see on like Twitter is

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Speaker 2: white people being like, yo, I'm one percent this African. Good,

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Speaker 2: let's go.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I definitely fall into that category. But I appreciate

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Speaker 1: my mom for a you know, tell me it's.

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Speaker 2: Really good about it's interesting to know.

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Speaker 1: But I have a story about moms that are not

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Speaker 1: good and are way more entitled and don't care about

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Speaker 1: any kind of ancestry. Oh goodness, I faked what hospital

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Speaker 1: the baby was being born at so my entitled mother

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Speaker 1: would show up at the wrong one. She freaked out

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Speaker 1: and was detained by security.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a child, but I typically imagine that's

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Speaker 2: not how childbirth goes.

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Speaker 1: It's not how it should go, John, It's not how

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Speaker 1: it should go. So my sister went into the hospital

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Speaker 1: to be induced and had her baby. So I'm officially

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Speaker 1: and uncle now, Sophie. Hey, yo, let's go a pee

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Speaker 1: to a wonderful little baby boy. But here's how things

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Speaker 1: went down. My sister went in on Saturday to be induced,

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Speaker 1: and like so many of you, guessed, entitled mother went

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Speaker 1: rushing to the hospital the moment she found out. I

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Speaker 1: first got word from the neighbor who lives across the

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Speaker 1: street from entitled mother that she came rushing out and

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Speaker 1: got in her car to drive off like a man. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she's not afraid enough of our restraining orders against her.

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Speaker 1: Restraining orders.

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Speaker 2: When do you have a restraining order against your mom?

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Speaker 1: That's when you really know you have a helicopter parent,

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Speaker 1: but it didn't matter. The hospital she went running to

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Speaker 1: wasn't the one we were at. Instead, we went to

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Speaker 1: one fifty miles away and said online that the birth

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Speaker 1: was going to be at a local hospital. On the

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Speaker 1: chance that entitled mother was still ghosting our social media's

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Speaker 1: we stated the wrong hospital on purpose to throw her

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Speaker 1: off the scent. From what I found out, she went

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Speaker 1: to the maternity ward of our local hospital and made

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Speaker 1: a huge scene of telling them to let her in

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Speaker 1: until they convinced her we weren't there, and then she

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Speaker 1: was properly escorted out by security.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine a woman just yelling, my where's my daughter?

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Speaker 2: And they're just like, maybe, ma'am, this person isn't he.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.

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Speaker 1: My sister was in labor for twenty seven hours, yo out.

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Speaker 1: I got no sleep. I, with the help of my girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: coordinated almost everything right down to the hotel. We stayed

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Speaker 1: out for a couple of days, and we only just

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Speaker 1: got home this morning. During the birth, I waited around

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Speaker 1: the hospital like a guard dog in case entitled mother

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Speaker 1: somehow figured out where we were. I packed a taser

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Speaker 1: man's about to tase his mom.

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Speaker 2: Tas your own mother.

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Speaker 1: I packed a taser while patrolling the parking lot, but

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Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to carry it inside. Thankfully we had

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Speaker 1: guards on high alert in advance. After explaining this situation

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Speaker 1: to hospital staff, I brought my old game Boy Advance

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Speaker 1: and It's charge coord with me to play Metroid Fusion

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Speaker 1: and Mario Kart while sitting around in the waiting room.

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Speaker 2: Very nice.

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Speaker 1: I still love playing on that old game boy. Which OPI.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you have to do to get through this entitled

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Speaker 1: mother ruining, you do what you gotta do, hopefully without

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Speaker 1: tasing anybody. As soon as we were home this morning,

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Speaker 1: we told the whole story to family on social media,

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Speaker 1: putting mom on blast. There's no way entitled mother wasn't watching,

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Speaker 1: so she likely knows the gender of the baby by now,

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Speaker 1: since she would have willingly ilated the restraining orders both

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Speaker 1: my sister and I have against her by going to

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Speaker 1: the hospital she thought we were at. My lawyer has

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Speaker 1: already sent her a seasoned assist letter for it, so

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Speaker 1: she'll know that we know what she tried to do.

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Speaker 1: We're all of the belief that entitled mother was holding

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Speaker 1: out hope that my sister would have a baby girl.

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Speaker 1: But my sister and future brother in law held off

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Speaker 1: telling any of us the gender of the baby before

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Speaker 1: it was born. I don't really blame them for not

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Speaker 1: saying not with entitled mother watching. If they said it

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Speaker 1: was a boy sooner, entitled mother probably wouldn't have believed it.

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Speaker 1: But now with the baby photos up for all the

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Speaker 1: family to see, there's no way entitled mother will deny

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Speaker 1: it now regardless. I'm going to keep my taser close.

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Speaker 2: Stop. That's not that ending note of the story. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't know what your mother did to you,

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Speaker 2: but do you really have to taser?

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Speaker 1: Got a taser? She's gotten too close? Restraining order fifty

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Speaker 1: feet away? Man, Yeah, we need to comb through crack.

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Speaker 1: Craigle Tom's discography on which is his name is Kraigle Tom.

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Speaker 1: He has got some stories.

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Speaker 2: He's got some stories on there. I stories for sure

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Speaker 2: need to know why he has a restraining owner and

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Speaker 2: to taser.

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Speaker 1: Please release your memoir right now. But you know what

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