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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret? I do? Sweet?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 3: When I met one of my best friends many years ago,

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Speaker 3: she was married and I'm a hairdresser, and long story short,

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Speaker 3: her husband and I started trading services for her hair.

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Speaker 2: H what kind of services? Really?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? He was an amazing tattoo artist.

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Speaker 2: I went to straight to services services, so he would

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Speaker 2: give you tattoos and you would do her hair.

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Speaker 4: Correct.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well he turned out to be the world's biggest loser, narcissist,

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Speaker 3: all of that which.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know at the time. But in the process

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Speaker 4: I got some amazing tattoo work done. So now when

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Speaker 4: people ask me who's done my tattoos, I tell him

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Speaker 4: he's no longer with us. I don't say that, I

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Speaker 4: just say he's no longer with.

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Speaker 2: Way to protect your karma is a good way of

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Speaker 2: putting it. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, take care?

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Speaker 2: Bye? Hey, what's up? This is the ju will show a

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Speaker 2: dirty little secret? You have one?

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Speaker 1: I do have a dirty little secret, Yay, what is it?

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Speaker 1: It's that I hit my neighbor's car, which they do

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Speaker 1: know about, but they don't know, the secret part is

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Speaker 1: that it was on purpose. You hit your neighbor's car

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Speaker 1: on purpose, like with another car, like a whoop pat

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Speaker 1: on the booty kind of had Oh, it.

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Speaker 2: Was a decent strike, I would.

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Speaker 1: Say, Okay, why Okay, So the why is the important part. Well,

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Speaker 1: my neighbors were having a visitor, one of their brothers,

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Speaker 1: and I saw them outside and he was a very

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Speaker 1: very attractive person, and so I was just kind of,

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Speaker 1: you know, looking up guests.

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Speaker 2: It was he was very attractive. And that day my friend.

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Speaker 1: Sent me a screenshot of my ex and his new partner,

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Speaker 1: and it kind of put me in a in a

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Speaker 1: position and in a mental headspace where I wasn't quite

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Speaker 1: thinking correctly. Okay, And so I got home and I

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Speaker 1: was really upset about my ex moving on, and then

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Speaker 1: I thought about the neighbor's guests, and I really wanted

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Speaker 1: to meet him. So I hit his car.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I thought this was like some revenge thing, But

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Speaker 3: this is like you just wanted his attention.

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Speaker 1: I did, Yeah, And so I hit his car on

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Speaker 1: purpose and to get his contact information.

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Speaker 2: You didn't want you should just ask for Can I

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Speaker 2: borrow some milk and sugar? Wow?

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Speaker 1: You know what that would have been the same approach,

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Speaker 1: but like I said, I was not in my right

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Speaker 1: mind at that point. But anyway, it were irked and

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Speaker 1: so now I'm having dinner over there.

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Speaker 2: Hey, all right, worked out for you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah it did, but they don't know it was on purpose.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully I don't listen to this.

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Speaker 2: There's a way. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?