WEBVTT - #130: A Day Without Heat 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:07.600 I'm going to make mistakes. Human who's that Human League? 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:10.440 That is a Human League? That was an awful song 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:12.320 back then, and it's not much better than Was that 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:15.080 their only hit? No, don't you want me? Was there 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:18.000 a big hit that was them? Of course? No, No, 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:20.520 that wasn't them? Are you kidding me? Don't you want me? 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.479 As a Human League? No? Then you're wrong. Human is 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:27.080 Mr Mr. Yes, you're wrong. Don't you want me? That's 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:31.320 that's Human League? But Human is Mr Mr. Not Human League. 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:35.000 You are wrong, my friend. No I'm not. You're wrong. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:42.560 You're saying the song Human is by Human League? Sure? No, No, 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:49.200 I'm staring out at the computer, my man, I don't 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:52.199 believe you. Okay, coming to the luge, I don't look 0:00:52.240 --> 0:01:00.680 it up right here? Human by the Human League save 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:08.000 the same people that did this song. Wasn't that was 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:12.280 Curry A. Lason? No? Mr and Mrs Broken Wings Broken Wings? Right? Yeah, 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.720 but I also thought they did Human Really the same 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:21.679 band that Trap that that disappoints Man's Bay and Broken Wings? 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:28.160 This is this is? Mr Mr? What is this? I 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.240 don't have this trap? I should get this song. I 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:35.840 don't have this one great song, dude. The song. It's 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:44.640 not great. It's all came Mr Mr. Yeah, this one. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.720 This was a bigger hit than Cry like this. Those 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:49.840 are the two. Mr Mr. Song is a guilty pleasure song. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:53.360 Guilty Pleasure? Are we starting now? Oh? I thought this 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.320 was the podcast? Why would I want to be talking 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.080 about Human League? I don't even know who that group? 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.000 Don't you want to talk about I have no idea, 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.840 it doesn't late. I have no freaking clue you're talking about. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.480 It appeals to who I mean. That's the way you 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.000 want to start a podcast, you just as you want 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.200 to say, we're not going to start the podcast over 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:13.840 the top, over the top, start with the opener. Elvis 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:27.000 Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg Joe 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:33.399 Episode one thirty. I think I wish I'd be out 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.240 of here by now? Or is it episode one thirty one? 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.680 Who knows? We don't have an outline today? Greta's freeball 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.000 in it? Uh? You know what, I've been so busy, Honestly, 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.360 there's so much going on with the Elvis Durran Morgan 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:45.400 show that I just don't have the time to be honest. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.600 And I apologize, and I know my role to come 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.280 up with the outline. But this is where I would say, 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.000 scary ball Freak, you guys are more than welcome to 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.200 fill out an outline as well, right because we're not busy, No, 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.720 we got nothing to do. Nothing on our plans basically 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.200 what we all days watch you work. Yeah, it would 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.720 just be nice to know that I wasn't alone and 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:09.200 then I could have some help. This is, by the way, 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.280 I am here with you now on iTunes. It is 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:15.520 episode one thirty episode That's what I thought, episode one thirty. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.000 I had that back of my head. You know, you 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.920 know what happens guys, You you know the all the 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:20.640 all fair heads. You may have friends like this that 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.800 are really miserable and they want to bring others down. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.760 Bald Freak is that guy, because he's living without any 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.880 heat in his apartment, so he's so upset at the world. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.560 What happened to you? Ye, he's like, he's let's you 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.200 know what scared? You have any music for this? Can 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.480 we go through the characteristics of the bald freak? You 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.440 know he's load at the man? Is this where we're 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:44.200 going with this podcast? Is what happens when I did 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:45.960 all I did all I did was. I mean, we 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:49.240 didn't even introduce ourselves. We did nothing. We didn't do 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.440 the call to action you know called action. Yeah, they 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.120 called the action. You have to email us at the 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.760 All Fair Show at gmail dot com. We got some 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.000 great email over the weekend. Also, you can get in 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.280 touch with us on Instagram and Twitter at the fair Show. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.640 We have an off fair Show Facebook page. At the 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:05.800 Fair Show, we have all that fun stuff. This is 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:07.800 a podcast. It might be new to some people because 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.440 we're now on iTunes and Google Play. You know, we 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:14.440 you know, we're going wide, guys. I mean this is huge. Yeah, 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:15.840 you know, I don't know what we have to offer 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.920 these people, but at least it's at least more people 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.440 are hearing this drible than ever before. I'm not even kidding, 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.480 well you laugh. Let me take this opportunity to introduce myself. 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:30.000 My name is Ronnie. Thank you very much. Let's move on. Okay, 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:33.480 and I'm scary and that's Greg I'm over here now, which, 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:38.040 by the way, you stole from Andrew Dice. Not okay. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.560 We've been talking about this for a while now. Greg 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:44.400 t likes to borrow thoughts and ideas and catchphrases from 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.520 other facets of life and then anything and then conveniently 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:52.120 forget that he stole them from those places. I'm not 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.400 what are my plays? Right? What am I stealing? Nothing? 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:56.400 We know when you stole? You know what you stole. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.839 You stole his line. And that is not only that's 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.160 not just like a random line. That his routine. It's 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:05.400 always been my line. That is Andrew dyces Clay. That's 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:09.920 his quintessential signature, right right right, I feel you exploding already, 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.599 getting ready to explode. Why do you want to explode? Why? 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.160 Over the overall over here now? Because I was too 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.320 smart to think about it, And you're like, well, now 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.720 he says it all the time. Why does that bothering you? 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.120 Bother because come up with your own ship. I am. 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.880 I'm over here now, that's my such. You know what, 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:29.599 You've lived long enough off of everybody else's bones. Everybody 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:33.240 everybody writes right stuff for you's like just you just 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.880 prop them up in the corner. Can you give the 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.360 music for this place? If you're gonna be angry, give 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.400 us some with drums. Dum dum dum dum dum dum, 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:44.360 dumb dumb dumb, ever angry dumb dumb dumb dum dum 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.280 dum dum dum dumb dumb dum dum dum dum dum 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:50.840 dum dum dum dum dum dummy. He's angry. I'm angry. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:57.080 I'm just being Realist's angry. So angry um um um 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:01.360 um dum dudu. Come on vamping for you, Star Jones, 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:07.200 come on, go angry. He's angry. Look out stears angry today? 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:09.440 What did you do? This is just in a random 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:13.240 trump sell I like this, I like this. This is 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.200 are these are these outtakes from your demo tapes from 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:20.159 your basement. Guess come on, this is not this is 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.359 not very good. Angry. Hey look lest hey, you know 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:23.640 what I heard? You know I still over the weekend 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.200 on YouTube? Have you guys noticed this? This really cool 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:29.240 thing on YouTube? So they interview like these eight and 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:32.320 nine year old boys and girls and they play like 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:34.960 their dad's music, like old school, like like a C 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:39.279 d C. Nirvana, you know, Pearl Jam, all kinds off 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.400 like that, and they asked them their thoughts on that music. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:46.120 Have you guys seen it? All? Freak? You gotta check 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.360 it out. It's really cool. If you go to YouTube here. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:49.680 I'll go to YouTube right now and see I can 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:52.520 pull them up or you gotta check it out. It's 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.640 really amazing. These kids. They listen to a C d 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.240 C music and then they analyze it. It is so cool. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.400 Why am I hearing timpanies now? I don't know what 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.559 he's doing. Is he just playing a record of drum sound? 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:08.080 And this is Indian drums? It says, I don't know. See, 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:09.880 this is what happens when we don't have an right. 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:15.200 This is wrong, Captain Wax. Here's a here's a YouTube 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.160 clip of a ten year old boy playing drops on 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:25.320 his washing machine. Listen to this, right they do Metallica Walfrey, 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:30.600 check it out. It's called kids react. Kids react, Kids react, 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.440 kids react, Yeah, and they have kids react to Metallica, 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:37.680 kids react to Nirvana, kids react to a C d C. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:39.960 So what they do is they put these headphones on 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.640 these kids and then they play music down the line, 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.720 like all the hits that you know, and they have 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.000 to interpret it what they're thinking about. And these kids 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:49.240 know how to play instance. No, no, no, not at all. No, 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:51.760 they're just little kids, are innocent little kids, and they 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.360 play the Metallica and they go what are your thoughts 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.640 on Metallica? And they start playing. They don't even know 0:07:56.640 --> 0:08:00.200 how metallica. They're like eight and nine years old. It's 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.960 so cute, it's so funny. Really, yeah, they do a 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:06.000 c D some about how about kitten reacts to cucumber? 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.560 Oh my god, there's thousands of videos out there the 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.480 way cats respond to a cucumber. Like a cat will 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.240 be facing in one direction, do you put a cucumber 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.600 behind it? And then the cat turns around and when 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.120 he sees the cucumber, he jumps back at thousand feet 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.640 And by the way, there's thousands and thousands of these 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.559 of these videos out there. I have, Yeah, ever Google, 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.800 it's all out on iTunes. Now, kids, you have a Google. 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:33.200 What is it? Baby's first pickle? Oh my god, babies 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:37.240 first something or other where where babies taste like something 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.839 sour for the first time. I haven't seen that. I've 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.400 heard about those driving seen that though on YouTube, These 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.960 first pickle. No, I'm gonna check that. A film that 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:49.160 bald Freak was watching over the weekend. You know today 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:53.680 today is a national pickle debt. It really yes? Where 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.680 all right, well, we should have had pickles. We should 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.880 have had some sour pickle. You're the executive producer of 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.240 the off air show who said that? Who dictated me? 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.959 The executive producer? Not me? I certainly didn't you the 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.920 one who created this. I guess you dictated yourself exactly. Well, 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.880 listen if there's anything to talk about. Yeah, did you 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:11.800 always drop us an email at the first show at 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.640 gmail dot pickles at gmail dot com. I feel like 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:16.520 bald Freak is slipping in his old agent. I mean 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.400 we we had a little bit of a little bit 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.880 of a spat earlier before this starting. Yeah, he he 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:26.480 really thought that the song human was by a group 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:29.160 called Mr Mr and not gonna bring this up the 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:30.840 Human League. Well, I don't know. It was kind of 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.560 at the top of this podcast, or was it? Did 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.880 we cut that part out? What's on your mind today? 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.240 What's going on? I have no heat in my apartment? 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.640 Why do you have no heating your apart? That last weekend, 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.000 Easter weekend, right before I was to leave to go 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.360 to my sister's out in Long Island for the weekend 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.600 with the dog, had everything all packed up ready to go. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.120 I said, you know, I'm a little early for my train. 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:54.600 Let me go down to the basement, right, get some 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.840 paper talents to pick up Button's pooh out in the backyard. 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.199 That and I opened up the door and it's a 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:04.240 waterfall in my in my basement wall. So you know, 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:07.160 it was a bad scenario that kind of turned out okay. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.400 That the management company they they actually picked up the 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.840 phone when I called him on Saturday morning. They brought 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.640 a plumber over. So I figured, I have the pipe 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.160 will be fixed by the time I get back from 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.719 the long weekend. What are you playing? Said? There was 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:28.880 a waterfall of talk about the waterfall. I hate this song. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:33.480 I love this song. Oh my tlo classic head sheering, 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:36.559 banging my head? Why are you banging my head? My 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:40.880 tailc my head. I thought it was a sheer ta. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:48.360 You can't even wrap my head around waterfall. I don't 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.040 know if I can continue to narrate a story waterfalls 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:54.959 behind just draw the car. The waterfalls be a car, 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.040 be a ship about waterfalls. Has nothing to do with 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:00.719 TLC waterfall. He said it was a water fall. That's 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:08.320 all he needs. He just needs one word, alright. So 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.400 I come back from the weekend and I text the 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.000 management company, is the pipe fixed? Yes? The pipe is fixed, 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:17.360 but they conveniently do not tell me that they've turned 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:21.120 the furnace off in my apartment. So it's cold now, 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.520 I mean it's it's April. It ain't seventy five and 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:26.240 sunny out. And I know this is the first world problem, 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.760 but this is also I looked it up. It's against 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.360 the law. You can't be denying me heat, yo. So 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.800 who are you gonna complain to? I complained to them, 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.520 I said, because they want to shop around. You know, 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.200 the summers coming, the guy mate wants. It's probably a 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.560 big nut to replace the furnace. Great, t you're a contractor, right, 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.880 you know, you're right, you can't do that. But if 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.880 you are living in an apartment where there is a 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.920 central heat and a central air conditioning, like down in 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.600 like what is it is? It's called a no ABC 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.599 village down in that area of the city. You know, 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.920 let's see what I'm talking about, ABC like down in 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.719 that area talking about Alpha alphabet city. That's it. I'm 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:06.240 ABC village. Oh my god, I forgot it. Give me 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:10.160 some vie. Listen. Don't please don't please don't listen, Oh 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:17.680 my god, please don't please. If you want to the ship. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:30.840 I can't even ABC. So I had a friend, please 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:34.280 turn it off? Oh my god. I had a friend 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.640 that lived in alphabet city, down and out in the city, 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.680 in the down in that area, and he had central 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:43.360 air and central heating. So so what they did was 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.880 they have to take into consideration everybody lives in the buildings, 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:49.880 so unfortunately they he cannot control his own heat. So 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.520 sometimes it was really hot, like so if it was 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:55.680 a hot day, let's in April, the heat was not scheduled. No, 0:12:55.800 --> 0:13:01.240 please do not hot? Oh my god. No. I want 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:03.200 to know. Is it's a lot of money to replace 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:07.719 a furnace in an apartment building out? Yes, I would imagine, right, 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:11.280 so the landlord now has to make a decision. But 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:14.240 I'm freezing my buns off, Like this isn't something that 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.000 you should be shopping around for if you have a 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:17.760 tenant who's paying a lot of money in rent, is 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.880 my argument. So I feel like I should be duly compensated. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:22.160 I don't want to pay rent on the days I 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.800 don't have heat. How do you think about that? What 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.640 do you think about that? Get some lawyers? How about that? 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.520 Is anybody a lawyer? Fairhead Attorneys said you're right, we 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.480 definitely Why don't we call our friend smaller isn't well? 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.200 I am going to call him off the office. I'm 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.680 not gonna call him. He's ahead lawyer, lawyer, really, But 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.040 then I also recognize, you know we're going to Mexico 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.520 at the end of the week. This is the first 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:45.720 world problem. I can just put three layers on and 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.760 tough it out until it is seventy degree sunny out right, 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.200 and then you're not gonna eat heat at all. But 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.600 it's stressing me out because I feel like, again, this 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.960 is you can't deny me heat if I lived in 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:56.679 the ghetto. You couldn't deny me heat if I do. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.559 No matter how much rent I pay, You're not supposed 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.199 to deny me heat. You're the temperature is supposed to 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.760 be a certain certain degree the staff. So I'm all 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:08.640 riled up. Can't you hear in my voice? I'm riled up. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:11.920 And I got a lady coming over tonight and I 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:16.200 gotta bring space heater so she's not uncomfortable. That's well, freak. 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:18.000 I will tell you this. I think you're onto something. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.040 This is why you've been divorced seven times. This has 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:22.680 nothing to do with me. I think you should actually 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.760 short change them for the amount that you think that 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:28.120 the heat is worth. Let's say you you feel like 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:31.360 you've been like a five dollars, maybe a hundred tops. 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:33.360 I think you short change them a hundred dollars and 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:34.840 rents say, look, this is for the heat that you 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.440 didn't supply. Well, the idea is that like they were 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.160 supposed to come either yesterday or today to to look 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:42.000 at the furnace and then make a decision on what 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:43.560 he was gonna do. So now I get to the 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:46.760 other guy can come till Thursday, So Monday too. It's 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:48.480 gonna be fifty three in New York City tomorrow it's 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.440 gonna be you're living in a junkyard, and you're like, 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:53.880 I'm living in the junk that old TV show way 0:14:53.920 --> 0:15:01.960 back when something that's a no brainer it there at 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:04.720 least instrumental can talk over it. That's a layup. Oh 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:09.080 my god, I was just saying that, that's what it's like. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.840 Oh here it is Walfrid's house. So I text the 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.080 latter has been coming in like, hey, okay, Thursday. But 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.960 don't you think that since you're breaking the law here, 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:22.360 that you should compensate me for tough in this out 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.960 and I got the old she started typing and then 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:29.400 stop typing, and she did not respond because she's probably 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:30.880 got to go back to the land on and go Yo, 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.480 what do we do now, landlord? Well, Fred, this is 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.600 like your place. Seriously, you're living in a junkyard over there. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:37.560 For me. You know what, My house got destroyed by 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.600 a hurricane. I've lived in and were situations in this 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.680 You've had no You've had no luck with the ladies. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.480 More seven times you got no luck with apartments or houses. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.880 They've been flooded, and now you've got no heat. This 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.240 is nothing. This is why you're angry at the world. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.080 Who said I was angry at the world. I'm not 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:57.400 angry with a small little pecker. I mean, you can't 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.480 has nothing to do with it. And that's not even true, 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.440 it's very true. How would you know that? You know? 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:05.960 Because ball freaky. He shows me peckers in the pool, 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.000 He shows me nothing. God, you know it is taking 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.560 a turn for the weird. Yeah, can I tell you 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:14.320 what's on my mind? Yea, it was on my mind 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.960 right now. It heat. It was Earth Day rights got 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.760 He lives up in a pet heat. I have plenty 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.480 of heat once you give me some here heat bro right, 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.040 why are we telling about first world problems on the podcast? 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:26.560 There's some people that don't even have a pot. The 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:30.120 pistons got no, no, no, no, no. Let's be clear. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:34.880 Everyone who listens to this podcast has heat. Every everyone 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.320 who listens to this podcast has heating. There, let's ask 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.600 our all fairheads if you have heat or if you 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:42.400 don't have heat? Right now, of fairheads, drop us a 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:45.080 tweet at the off fair show or an email at 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:46.880 the offer show at gmail dot com. How long have 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:48.560 you gone with that heat? Are you living without? He 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:52.080 take a picture of yourself wrapping picture of your heat? 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.480 Taking a picture of my thermostat. So if I need 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:58.040 to like bust these guys balls, I got it on 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:03.080 my my phone. Why don't we Why don't we we 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.000 have people take pictures of thest I'd like the person 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.040 with the lowest thermostat. What do we give them a prize? 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.000 Turn it down? They have the option to do that. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:15.399 I do not. My apartments like an art museum, except 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.240 there's no art in it. Well, it was Earth Day 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:23.080 over the weekend, so maybe whatever energy conservation or something yeah, 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:26.919 you can always put put layers of clothes on. Yeah, 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.280 that's so nice. You're conserving heat. If you had the 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:32.120 opposite problem, you wouldn't be able to take as many 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:34.240 clothes off. I mean, right, I mean I want to 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.080 get it on tonight. What do I do? What is it? 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.360 What is it? What is the worst problem to have? 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:42.120 To be too hot or too cold? While Ronnie gets 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:43.560 it on? You know what when you have your girlfriends 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.040 come over, you know, when you're sitting there, you know, lady, 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:47.919 you can take off your clothes and you can you know, 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:53.600 you can snuggle together blankets. Yeah, that's that's my only opportunity. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:58.239 We have to take our close off to have a 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:08.960 good time. No drinks, some cherry wine. There you go. 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.640 That's a classic. Yeah, yeah, dude, you could do a little. 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:17.359 That mean Stewart, that's what you got for making that song? Anyway, Ah, 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.040 here it is. Yeah, I was thinking about it. What's 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.800 what's worse than having no heat? Having no hot water 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:26.600 is worse? Right? Oh? Yes, right, okay, we're having no water, 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:30.919 having no electricity, no electricity, right, So I'd say no 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.200 heat is like in the top five, that's got to 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:36.080 be number four. So Okay, let's make a list. Give 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:39.879 me yours no heat. Number one is no electricity, because 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.919 guess what, no electricity. You know what happens with no electricity? 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:46.600 What you fucking your freezer and your your refrigerator go out, 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.280 and now all all of your meats gets spoiled. Right, 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:52.040 But you can still you can still order in that 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:55.199 starts rotting. You can you can eat like soup and 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:57.760 crackers and tuna fish. You can order in. You still 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:00.480 have options. I'm writing down our select and so far 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:03.480 I've got no heat, no water, no electricity. What would 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:05.920 be the next one? I think no water is clearly worse. Well, 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:07.960 you know, I'm just writing now our selections first that 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:10.080 we can vote on that. No heat, So no heat, 0:19:10.080 --> 0:19:14.000 I got a conditioning, oh, no air conditioning. Air. My 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:17.040 original question was, what's worrying not having heat or not 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.400 having air conditions? What about what about no elevator? Could 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.320 put no elevator in an apartment building? Yeah, well if 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:24.120 you live on a walk up. My girlfriend, she lives 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.600 on a sixth floor, walking sixth floor. No no no, no, no, 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:28.359 She was on the sixth floor and the elevator went 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:29.639 out for a month and a half. She had a 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:34.520 walk up six flights. I'd say no heat is worse 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:37.080 than having no air conditioning, because what if it's January out? 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:39.600 What to do if it's no heat? No the worst, 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:42.520 the worst. No electricity beats all of it, So we 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:46.000 think about it. So our electricity for ever life? Are 0:19:46.040 --> 0:19:50.560 these are choices? No, no, no heat, no water, no electricity, 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:55.520 no air conditioning, no um elevator. What are those are choices? Really? 0:19:55.520 --> 0:19:57.840 You're gonna put no elevator on that list. I'll cross 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.320 that off. The elevator, all right? Fine, s it up. 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:02.560 So you have no heat, no water, no electricity, no 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:05.480 air conditioning. Those are choices. But can we put in 0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:09.000 no car? No car is the same time having had 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:11.080 a car in three years? That's a good thing. No 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:18.200 no cell phone or no cellphone. That's definitely like new wallet, No, 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:22.800 no no cell phone, hold on, hold on now category. Yeah, 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:26.119 that's a different that's a different conversation. That's a lifestyle thing, 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:30.120 not a dwelling thing. Just stick in this world here 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:32.520 and then you tackle that another time. Fair enough, Okay, 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:34.000 So how do you want to vote? Get I don't 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:36.520 want to say out of no heat, no water, no electricity, 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:38.959 no air condition Get how did you say the worst 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:45.520 thing is no no electricity. No air conditioning would have 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:49.760 to be number two. Okay, no water would be number three? 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.760 No water, and no what else is left? No heat? 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:55.040 No heat? No heat? His last. I'll tell you why, 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:57.440 because I can always bundle up and wear like jackets 0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:00.159 and like layer up clothes and wear them in my house. 0:21:00.560 --> 0:21:03.679 With no air conditioning. It's a lot worse because sweating 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:06.439 your ass off. Yeah, and it's getting naked, striking close off? 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:09.840 Break you put you can, you take a close up. 0:21:09.840 --> 0:21:11.520 But what if there's no more clothes to take off 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:13.840