Speaker 1: I'm going to make mistakes. Human who's that Human League?
Speaker 1: That is a Human League? That was an awful song
Speaker 1: back then, and it's not much better than Was that
Speaker 1: their only hit? No, don't you want me? Was there
Speaker 1: a big hit that was them? Of course? No, No,
Speaker 1: that wasn't them? Are you kidding me? Don't you want me?
Speaker 1: As a Human League? No? Then you're wrong. Human is
Speaker 1: Mr Mr. Yes, you're wrong. Don't you want me? That's
Speaker 1: that's Human League? But Human is Mr Mr. Not Human League.
Speaker 1: You are wrong, my friend. No I'm not. You're wrong.
Speaker 1: You're saying the song Human is by Human League? Sure? No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm staring out at the computer, my man, I don't
Speaker 1: believe you. Okay, coming to the luge, I don't look
Speaker 1: it up right here? Human by the Human League save
Speaker 1: the same people that did this song. Wasn't that was
Speaker 1: Curry A. Lason? No? Mr and Mrs Broken Wings Broken Wings? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I also thought they did Human Really the same
Speaker 1: band that Trap that that disappoints Man's Bay and Broken Wings?
Speaker 1: This is this is? Mr Mr? What is this? I
Speaker 1: don't have this trap? I should get this song. I
Speaker 1: don't have this one great song, dude. The song. It's
Speaker 1: not great. It's all came Mr Mr. Yeah, this one.
Speaker 1: This was a bigger hit than Cry like this. Those
Speaker 1: are the two. Mr Mr. Song is a guilty pleasure song.
Speaker 1: Guilty Pleasure? Are we starting now? Oh? I thought this
Speaker 1: was the podcast? Why would I want to be talking
Speaker 1: about Human League? I don't even know who that group?
Speaker 1: Don't you want to talk about I have no idea,
Speaker 1: it doesn't late. I have no freaking clue you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It appeals to who I mean. That's the way you
Speaker 1: want to start a podcast, you just as you want
Speaker 1: to say, we're not going to start the podcast over
Speaker 1: the top, over the top, start with the opener. Elvis
Speaker 1: Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg Joe
Speaker 1: Episode one thirty. I think I wish I'd be out
Speaker 1: of here by now? Or is it episode one thirty one?
Speaker 1: Who knows? We don't have an outline today? Greta's freeball
Speaker 1: in it? Uh? You know what, I've been so busy, Honestly,
Speaker 1: there's so much going on with the Elvis Durran Morgan
Speaker 1: show that I just don't have the time to be honest.
Speaker 1: And I apologize, and I know my role to come
Speaker 1: up with the outline. But this is where I would say,
Speaker 1: scary ball Freak, you guys are more than welcome to
Speaker 1: fill out an outline as well, right because we're not busy, No,
Speaker 1: we got nothing to do. Nothing on our plans basically
Speaker 1: what we all days watch you work. Yeah, it would
Speaker 1: just be nice to know that I wasn't alone and
Speaker 1: then I could have some help. This is, by the way,
Speaker 1: I am here with you now on iTunes. It is
Speaker 1: episode one thirty episode That's what I thought, episode one thirty.
Speaker 1: I had that back of my head. You know, you
Speaker 1: know what happens guys, You you know the all the
Speaker 1: all fair heads. You may have friends like this that
Speaker 1: are really miserable and they want to bring others down.
Speaker 1: Bald Freak is that guy, because he's living without any
Speaker 1: heat in his apartment, so he's so upset at the world.
Speaker 1: What happened to you? Ye, he's like, he's let's you
Speaker 1: know what scared? You have any music for this? Can
Speaker 1: we go through the characteristics of the bald freak? You
Speaker 1: know he's load at the man? Is this where we're
Speaker 1: going with this podcast? Is what happens when I did
Speaker 1: all I did all I did was. I mean, we
Speaker 1: didn't even introduce ourselves. We did nothing. We didn't do
Speaker 1: the call to action you know called action. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: called the action. You have to email us at the
Speaker 1: All Fair Show at gmail dot com. We got some
Speaker 1: great email over the weekend. Also, you can get in
Speaker 1: touch with us on Instagram and Twitter at the fair Show.
Speaker 1: We have an off fair Show Facebook page. At the
Speaker 1: Fair Show, we have all that fun stuff. This is
Speaker 1: a podcast. It might be new to some people because
Speaker 1: we're now on iTunes and Google Play. You know, we
Speaker 1: you know, we're going wide, guys. I mean this is huge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what we have to offer
Speaker 1: these people, but at least it's at least more people
Speaker 1: are hearing this drible than ever before. I'm not even kidding,
Speaker 1: well you laugh. Let me take this opportunity to introduce myself.
Speaker 1: My name is Ronnie. Thank you very much. Let's move on. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm scary and that's Greg I'm over here now, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, you stole from Andrew Dice. Not okay.
Speaker 1: We've been talking about this for a while now. Greg
Speaker 1: t likes to borrow thoughts and ideas and catchphrases from
Speaker 1: other facets of life and then anything and then conveniently
Speaker 1: forget that he stole them from those places. I'm not
Speaker 1: what are my plays? Right? What am I stealing? Nothing?
Speaker 1: We know when you stole? You know what you stole.
Speaker 1: You stole his line. And that is not only that's
Speaker 1: not just like a random line. That his routine. It's
Speaker 1: always been my line. That is Andrew dyces Clay. That's
Speaker 1: his quintessential signature, right right right, I feel you exploding already,
Speaker 1: getting ready to explode. Why do you want to explode? Why?
Speaker 1: Over the overall over here now? Because I was too
Speaker 1: smart to think about it, And you're like, well, now
Speaker 1: he says it all the time. Why does that bothering you?
Speaker 1: Bother because come up with your own ship. I am.
Speaker 1: I'm over here now, that's my such. You know what,
Speaker 1: You've lived long enough off of everybody else's bones. Everybody
Speaker 1: everybody writes right stuff for you's like just you just
Speaker 1: prop them up in the corner. Can you give the
Speaker 1: music for this place? If you're gonna be angry, give
Speaker 1: us some with drums. Dum dum dum dum dum dum,
Speaker 1: dumb dumb dumb, ever angry dumb dumb dumb dum dum
Speaker 1: dum dum dum dumb dumb dum dum dum dum dum
Speaker 1: dum dum dum dum dum dummy. He's angry. I'm angry.
Speaker 1: I'm just being Realist's angry. So angry um um um
Speaker 1: um dum dudu. Come on vamping for you, Star Jones,
Speaker 1: come on, go angry. He's angry. Look out stears angry today?
Speaker 1: What did you do? This is just in a random
Speaker 1: trump sell I like this, I like this. This is
Speaker 1: are these are these outtakes from your demo tapes from
Speaker 1: your basement. Guess come on, this is not this is
Speaker 1: not very good. Angry. Hey look lest hey, you know
Speaker 1: what I heard? You know I still over the weekend
Speaker 1: on YouTube? Have you guys noticed this? This really cool
Speaker 1: thing on YouTube? So they interview like these eight and
Speaker 1: nine year old boys and girls and they play like
Speaker 1: their dad's music, like old school, like like a C
Speaker 1: d C. Nirvana, you know, Pearl Jam, all kinds off
Speaker 1: like that, and they asked them their thoughts on that music.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen it? All? Freak? You gotta check
Speaker 1: it out. It's really cool. If you go to YouTube here.
Speaker 1: I'll go to YouTube right now and see I can
Speaker 1: pull them up or you gotta check it out. It's
Speaker 1: really amazing. These kids. They listen to a C d
Speaker 1: C music and then they analyze it. It is so cool.
Speaker 1: Why am I hearing timpanies now? I don't know what
Speaker 1: he's doing. Is he just playing a record of drum sound?
Speaker 1: And this is Indian drums? It says, I don't know. See,
Speaker 1: this is what happens when we don't have an right.
Speaker 1: This is wrong, Captain Wax. Here's a here's a YouTube
Speaker 1: clip of a ten year old boy playing drops on
Speaker 1: his washing machine. Listen to this, right they do Metallica Walfrey,
Speaker 1: check it out. It's called kids react. Kids react, Kids react,
Speaker 1: kids react, Yeah, and they have kids react to Metallica,
Speaker 1: kids react to Nirvana, kids react to a C d C.
Speaker 1: So what they do is they put these headphones on
Speaker 1: these kids and then they play music down the line,
Speaker 1: like all the hits that you know, and they have
Speaker 1: to interpret it what they're thinking about. And these kids
Speaker 1: know how to play instance. No, no, no, not at all. No,
Speaker 1: they're just little kids, are innocent little kids, and they
Speaker 1: play the Metallica and they go what are your thoughts
Speaker 1: on Metallica? And they start playing. They don't even know
Speaker 1: how metallica. They're like eight and nine years old. It's
Speaker 1: so cute, it's so funny. Really, yeah, they do a
Speaker 1: c D some about how about kitten reacts to cucumber?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's thousands of videos out there the
Speaker 1: way cats respond to a cucumber. Like a cat will
Speaker 1: be facing in one direction, do you put a cucumber
Speaker 1: behind it? And then the cat turns around and when
Speaker 1: he sees the cucumber, he jumps back at thousand feet
Speaker 1: And by the way, there's thousands and thousands of these
Speaker 1: of these videos out there. I have, Yeah, ever Google,
Speaker 1: it's all out on iTunes. Now, kids, you have a Google.
Speaker 1: What is it? Baby's first pickle? Oh my god, babies
Speaker 1: first something or other where where babies taste like something
Speaker 1: sour for the first time. I haven't seen that. I've
Speaker 1: heard about those driving seen that though on YouTube, These
Speaker 1: first pickle. No, I'm gonna check that. A film that
Speaker 1: bald Freak was watching over the weekend. You know today
Speaker 1: today is a national pickle debt. It really yes? Where
Speaker 1: all right, well, we should have had pickles. We should
Speaker 1: have had some sour pickle. You're the executive producer of
Speaker 1: the off air show who said that? Who dictated me?
Speaker 1: The executive producer? Not me? I certainly didn't you the
Speaker 1: one who created this. I guess you dictated yourself exactly. Well,
Speaker 1: listen if there's anything to talk about. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: always drop us an email at the first show at
Speaker 1: gmail dot pickles at gmail dot com. I feel like
Speaker 1: bald Freak is slipping in his old agent. I mean
Speaker 1: we we had a little bit of a little bit
Speaker 1: of a spat earlier before this starting. Yeah, he he
Speaker 1: really thought that the song human was by a group
Speaker 1: called Mr Mr and not gonna bring this up the
Speaker 1: Human League. Well, I don't know. It was kind of
Speaker 1: at the top of this podcast, or was it? Did
Speaker 1: we cut that part out? What's on your mind today?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I have no heat in my apartment?
Speaker 1: Why do you have no heating your apart? That last weekend,
Speaker 1: Easter weekend, right before I was to leave to go
Speaker 1: to my sister's out in Long Island for the weekend
Speaker 1: with the dog, had everything all packed up ready to go.
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I'm a little early for my train.
Speaker 1: Let me go down to the basement, right, get some
Speaker 1: paper talents to pick up Button's pooh out in the backyard.
Speaker 1: That and I opened up the door and it's a
Speaker 1: waterfall in my in my basement wall. So you know,
Speaker 1: it was a bad scenario that kind of turned out okay.
Speaker 1: That the management company they they actually picked up the
Speaker 1: phone when I called him on Saturday morning. They brought
Speaker 1: a plumber over. So I figured, I have the pipe
Speaker 1: will be fixed by the time I get back from
Speaker 1: the long weekend. What are you playing? Said? There was
Speaker 1: a waterfall of talk about the waterfall. I hate this song.
Speaker 1: I love this song. Oh my tlo classic head sheering,
Speaker 1: banging my head? Why are you banging my head? My
Speaker 1: tailc my head. I thought it was a sheer ta.
Speaker 1: You can't even wrap my head around waterfall. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can continue to narrate a story waterfalls
Speaker 1: behind just draw the car. The waterfalls be a car,
Speaker 1: be a ship about waterfalls. Has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: TLC waterfall. He said it was a water fall. That's
Speaker 1: all he needs. He just needs one word, alright. So
Speaker 1: I come back from the weekend and I text the
Speaker 1: management company, is the pipe fixed? Yes? The pipe is fixed,
Speaker 1: but they conveniently do not tell me that they've turned
Speaker 1: the furnace off in my apartment. So it's cold now,
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's April. It ain't seventy five and
Speaker 1: sunny out. And I know this is the first world problem,
Speaker 1: but this is also I looked it up. It's against
Speaker 1: the law. You can't be denying me heat, yo. So
Speaker 1: who are you gonna complain to? I complained to them,
Speaker 1: I said, because they want to shop around. You know,
Speaker 1: the summers coming, the guy mate wants. It's probably a
Speaker 1: big nut to replace the furnace. Great, t you're a contractor, right,
Speaker 1: you know, you're right, you can't do that. But if
Speaker 1: you are living in an apartment where there is a
Speaker 1: central heat and a central air conditioning, like down in
Speaker 1: like what is it is? It's called a no ABC
Speaker 1: village down in that area of the city. You know,
Speaker 1: let's see what I'm talking about, ABC like down in
Speaker 1: that area talking about Alpha alphabet city. That's it. I'm
Speaker 1: ABC village. Oh my god, I forgot it. Give me
Speaker 1: some vie. Listen. Don't please don't please don't listen, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, please don't please. If you want to the ship.
Speaker 1: I can't even ABC. So I had a friend, please
Speaker 1: turn it off? Oh my god. I had a friend
Speaker 1: that lived in alphabet city, down and out in the city,
Speaker 1: in the down in that area, and he had central
Speaker 1: air and central heating. So so what they did was
Speaker 1: they have to take into consideration everybody lives in the buildings,
Speaker 1: so unfortunately they he cannot control his own heat. So
Speaker 1: sometimes it was really hot, like so if it was
Speaker 1: a hot day, let's in April, the heat was not scheduled. No,
Speaker 1: please do not hot? Oh my god. No. I want
Speaker 1: to know. Is it's a lot of money to replace
Speaker 1: a furnace in an apartment building out? Yes, I would imagine, right,
Speaker 1: so the landlord now has to make a decision. But
Speaker 1: I'm freezing my buns off, Like this isn't something that
Speaker 1: you should be shopping around for if you have a
Speaker 1: tenant who's paying a lot of money in rent, is
Speaker 1: my argument. So I feel like I should be duly compensated.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay rent on the days I
Speaker 1: don't have heat. How do you think about that? What
Speaker 1: do you think about that? Get some lawyers? How about that?
Speaker 1: Is anybody a lawyer? Fairhead Attorneys said you're right, we
Speaker 1: definitely Why don't we call our friend smaller isn't well?
Speaker 1: I am going to call him off the office. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna call him. He's ahead lawyer, lawyer, really, But
Speaker 1: then I also recognize, you know we're going to Mexico
Speaker 1: at the end of the week. This is the first
Speaker 1: world problem. I can just put three layers on and
Speaker 1: tough it out until it is seventy degree sunny out right,
Speaker 1: and then you're not gonna eat heat at all. But
Speaker 1: it's stressing me out because I feel like, again, this
Speaker 1: is you can't deny me heat if I lived in
Speaker 1: the ghetto. You couldn't deny me heat if I do.
Speaker 1: No matter how much rent I pay, You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to deny me heat. You're the temperature is supposed to
Speaker 1: be a certain certain degree the staff. So I'm all
Speaker 1: riled up. Can't you hear in my voice? I'm riled up.
Speaker 1: And I got a lady coming over tonight and I
Speaker 1: gotta bring space heater so she's not uncomfortable. That's well, freak.
Speaker 1: I will tell you this. I think you're onto something.
Speaker 1: This is why you've been divorced seven times. This has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with me. I think you should actually
Speaker 1: short change them for the amount that you think that
Speaker 1: the heat is worth. Let's say you you feel like
Speaker 1: you've been like a five dollars, maybe a hundred tops.
Speaker 1: I think you short change them a hundred dollars and
Speaker 1: rents say, look, this is for the heat that you
Speaker 1: didn't supply. Well, the idea is that like they were
Speaker 1: supposed to come either yesterday or today to to look
Speaker 1: at the furnace and then make a decision on what
Speaker 1: he was gonna do. So now I get to the
Speaker 1: other guy can come till Thursday, So Monday too. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be fifty three in New York City tomorrow it's
Speaker 1: gonna be you're living in a junkyard, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm living in the junk that old TV show way
Speaker 1: back when something that's a no brainer it there at
Speaker 1: least instrumental can talk over it. That's a layup. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I was just saying that, that's what it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh here it is Walfrid's house. So I text the
Speaker 1: latter has been coming in like, hey, okay, Thursday. But
Speaker 1: don't you think that since you're breaking the law here,
Speaker 1: that you should compensate me for tough in this out
Speaker 1: and I got the old she started typing and then
Speaker 1: stop typing, and she did not respond because she's probably
Speaker 1: got to go back to the land on and go Yo,
Speaker 1: what do we do now, landlord? Well, Fred, this is
Speaker 1: like your place. Seriously, you're living in a junkyard over there.
Speaker 1: For me. You know what, My house got destroyed by
Speaker 1: a hurricane. I've lived in and were situations in this
Speaker 1: You've had no You've had no luck with the ladies.
Speaker 1: More seven times you got no luck with apartments or houses.
Speaker 1: They've been flooded, and now you've got no heat. This
Speaker 1: is nothing. This is why you're angry at the world.
Speaker 1: Who said I was angry at the world. I'm not
Speaker 1: angry with a small little pecker. I mean, you can't
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with it. And that's not even true,
Speaker 1: it's very true. How would you know that? You know?
Speaker 1: Because ball freaky. He shows me peckers in the pool,
Speaker 1: He shows me nothing. God, you know it is taking
Speaker 1: a turn for the weird. Yeah, can I tell you
Speaker 1: what's on my mind? Yea, it was on my mind
Speaker 1: right now. It heat. It was Earth Day rights got
Speaker 1: He lives up in a pet heat. I have plenty
Speaker 1: of heat once you give me some here heat bro right,
Speaker 1: why are we telling about first world problems on the podcast?
Speaker 1: There's some people that don't even have a pot. The
Speaker 1: pistons got no, no, no, no, no. Let's be clear.
Speaker 1: Everyone who listens to this podcast has heat. Every everyone
Speaker 1: who listens to this podcast has heating. There, let's ask
Speaker 1: our all fairheads if you have heat or if you
Speaker 1: don't have heat? Right now, of fairheads, drop us a
Speaker 1: tweet at the off fair show or an email at
Speaker 1: the offer show at gmail dot com. How long have
Speaker 1: you gone with that heat? Are you living without? He
Speaker 1: take a picture of yourself wrapping picture of your heat?
Speaker 1: Taking a picture of my thermostat. So if I need
Speaker 1: to like bust these guys balls, I got it on
Speaker 1: my my phone. Why don't we Why don't we we
Speaker 1: have people take pictures of thest I'd like the person
Speaker 1: with the lowest thermostat. What do we give them a prize?
Speaker 1: Turn it down? They have the option to do that.
Speaker 1: I do not. My apartments like an art museum, except
Speaker 1: there's no art in it. Well, it was Earth Day
Speaker 1: over the weekend, so maybe whatever energy conservation or something yeah,
Speaker 1: you can always put put layers of clothes on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so nice. You're conserving heat. If you had the
Speaker 1: opposite problem, you wouldn't be able to take as many
Speaker 1: clothes off. I mean, right, I mean I want to
Speaker 1: get it on tonight. What do I do? What is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? What is the worst problem to have?
Speaker 1: To be too hot or too cold? While Ronnie gets
Speaker 1: it on? You know what when you have your girlfriends
Speaker 1: come over, you know, when you're sitting there, you know, lady,
Speaker 1: you can take off your clothes and you can you know,
Speaker 1: you can snuggle together blankets. Yeah, that's that's my only opportunity.
Speaker 1: We have to take our close off to have a
Speaker 1: good time. No drinks, some cherry wine. There you go.
Speaker 1: That's a classic. Yeah, yeah, dude, you could do a little.
Speaker 1: That mean Stewart, that's what you got for making that song? Anyway, Ah,
Speaker 1: here it is. Yeah, I was thinking about it. What's
Speaker 1: what's worse than having no heat? Having no hot water
Speaker 1: is worse? Right? Oh? Yes, right, okay, we're having no water,
Speaker 1: having no electricity, no electricity, right, So I'd say no
Speaker 1: heat is like in the top five, that's got to
Speaker 1: be number four. So Okay, let's make a list. Give
Speaker 1: me yours no heat. Number one is no electricity, because
Speaker 1: guess what, no electricity. You know what happens with no electricity?
Speaker 1: What you fucking your freezer and your your refrigerator go out,
Speaker 1: and now all all of your meats gets spoiled. Right,
Speaker 1: But you can still you can still order in that
Speaker 1: starts rotting. You can you can eat like soup and
Speaker 1: crackers and tuna fish. You can order in. You still
Speaker 1: have options. I'm writing down our select and so far
Speaker 1: I've got no heat, no water, no electricity. What would
Speaker 1: be the next one? I think no water is clearly worse. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just writing now our selections first that
Speaker 1: we can vote on that. No heat, So no heat,
Speaker 1: I got a conditioning, oh, no air conditioning. Air. My
Speaker 1: original question was, what's worrying not having heat or not
Speaker 1: having air conditions? What about what about no elevator? Could
Speaker 1: put no elevator in an apartment building? Yeah, well if
Speaker 1: you live on a walk up. My girlfriend, she lives
Speaker 1: on a sixth floor, walking sixth floor. No no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: She was on the sixth floor and the elevator went
Speaker 1: out for a month and a half. She had a
Speaker 1: walk up six flights. I'd say no heat is worse
Speaker 1: than having no air conditioning, because what if it's January out?
Speaker 1: What to do if it's no heat? No the worst,
Speaker 1: the worst. No electricity beats all of it, So we
Speaker 1: think about it. So our electricity for ever life? Are
Speaker 1: these are choices? No, no, no heat, no water, no electricity,
Speaker 1: no air conditioning, no um elevator. What are those are choices? Really?
Speaker 1: You're gonna put no elevator on that list. I'll cross
Speaker 1: that off. The elevator, all right? Fine, s it up.
Speaker 1: So you have no heat, no water, no electricity, no
Speaker 1: air conditioning. Those are choices. But can we put in
Speaker 1: no car? No car is the same time having had
Speaker 1: a car in three years? That's a good thing. No
Speaker 1: no cell phone or no cellphone. That's definitely like new wallet, No,
Speaker 1: no no cell phone, hold on, hold on now category. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a different that's a different conversation. That's a lifestyle thing,
Speaker 1: not a dwelling thing. Just stick in this world here
Speaker 1: and then you tackle that another time. Fair enough, Okay,
Speaker 1: So how do you want to vote? Get I don't
Speaker 1: want to say out of no heat, no water, no electricity,
Speaker 1: no air condition Get how did you say the worst
Speaker 1: thing is no no electricity. No air conditioning would have
Speaker 1: to be number two. Okay, no water would be number three?
Speaker 1: No water, and no what else is left? No heat?
Speaker 1: No heat? No heat? His last. I'll tell you why,
Speaker 1: because I can always bundle up and wear like jackets
Speaker 1: and like layer up clothes and wear them in my house.
Speaker 1: With no air conditioning. It's a lot worse because sweating
Speaker 1: your ass off. Yeah, and it's getting naked, striking close off?
Speaker 1: Break you put you can, you take a close up.
Speaker 1: But what if there's no more clothes to take off
Speaker 1: and you're still sweating your balls off? Put back on?
Speaker 1: What are you still sweating your balls off? No, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. So right, that's there you go. So that's
Speaker 1: that's got to be the order, right there? Okay, But electricity.
Speaker 1: Think about how important electricity is to us. Remember if
Speaker 1: your refrigerator where your freezing goes out and all of
Speaker 1: your food goes you've been scarred by this. You've been
Speaker 1: scaring lose worth the groceries, all right, scared? Are you good?
Speaker 1: Ball freaking? We heard scaries four? Right now? How do you?
Speaker 1: How do you fit them? No heat? No water, no electricity,
Speaker 1: no air conditioning, because we ain't got no feel like electricity, heat,
Speaker 1: and air conditioning. There are variables that you have to
Speaker 1: take into can. If I don't have air conditioning today
Speaker 1: in April, I'm fine, who cares? But I don't have heat?
Speaker 1: And when it's forty degrees out at night and it's
Speaker 1: fifty five degrees in my apartment, which is problem? Which
Speaker 1: is your least important out of those no heat, no water, electricity,
Speaker 1: or air condition today, I'm gonna say air conditioning because yeah,
Speaker 1: my air can this thing is broken today. Great as
Speaker 1: a ball freak has air conditioning number four, get back
Speaker 1: to me in August. Now you're up. Now you have heat, water, electricity,
Speaker 1: put him in your order. Then I'm going heat four
Speaker 1: heat no ball freak, you already had four air condisings.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Heat three, Heat three Okay again, I'm going
Speaker 1: to electricity too, because again, like what if my what
Speaker 1: if my refrigerators empty? Right? Okay? Fine, and a lot
Speaker 1: of Chinese food? And then ball freak, you're saying that
Speaker 1: no water is or not water has got to be
Speaker 1: the worst. Alright. You can't shower, you can't flush the toilet,
Speaker 1: forgot about that? Right about that? Like? What are you drinking?
Speaker 1: All right? How you wash dishes? Alright? So here's my four,
Speaker 1: My four, I gotta tell you I think, um, let's see, gosh,
Speaker 1: this is no air condishing. I will bug out without
Speaker 1: air conditioning. That's my number one. You're already hot headed.
Speaker 1: I hate you don't have air conditioning. You're gonna freaking explode.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying today. If you went home today
Speaker 1: and you're and you found out essential air unit was busted,
Speaker 1: that's not You're fine. You know what I'm going with
Speaker 1: no water? You know, I think you're right, right? Number
Speaker 1: number basic human needs? Right? I agree, guys, were electricities worst?
Speaker 1: Think about that. I'm gonna go with no air conditioning
Speaker 1: to I'm gonna go with number three is no electricity.
Speaker 1: I can deal without water for a little bit. I'm
Speaker 1: go out and buy water. I can. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I go into a hotel shower, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I'm doing. Think about it is your own house.
Speaker 1: I agree with no heat, I can bundle up. I'm
Speaker 1: with the last. That's why that's why you're just you're
Speaker 1: calling them. We gotta call the wambules on bold freaking
Speaker 1: complaining about heat of all of these items. This is
Speaker 1: the this is the Come over my apartment tomorrow night
Speaker 1: and you bundle up. You can wear like hot water
Speaker 1: bags and thermold shorts. You come over and you tell
Speaker 1: me how comfortable you are hanging out of the grand
Speaker 1: scheme of being without necessities. No heat. It's the least
Speaker 1: of all, but it's still in the top four. I'll
Speaker 1: freeze my ass off top four. No self one will
Speaker 1: be the worst shot Jones, I got throw that. How
Speaker 1: do I find my Instagram? I'll see it Snapchat. I
Speaker 1: can't the Snapchat. I'll shoot hot cold, sweating your balls.
Speaker 1: If you can't snapchat, then your life is over. It's
Speaker 1: setting hot as balls. Okay, so yes, so Earth Day
Speaker 1: was hot balls? Right? You know? Silly question? Can I
Speaker 1: throw a banana peel out the window? Shot? It's litter, bro, No,
Speaker 1: it's not, think about it. It's compost, especially in the
Speaker 1: concrete jungle. Where where is that? Where is that peel?
Speaker 1: Like melts down the side of the road, in like
Speaker 1: the in the grass. Often I will give you some
Speaker 1: compost over here. So you're saying what I'm saying I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw it in the grass and just leave it there,
Speaker 1: and then five years later a banana tree is gonna
Speaker 1: drops a little. It's biodegradable at all. Going on. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is it. Don't drop me a tissue right here.
Speaker 1: That's my compost Yosemite Sam on the podcast, All of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I'll go and drop me, Army. You're gonna
Speaker 1: try to number two over you number over here. Boy,
Speaker 1: my bathroom is over for me number two. That's a
Speaker 1: great story. I just want. I was talking about Earth
Speaker 1: Day and I'm talking about if if I throw a
Speaker 1: banana peel out the window into the grass, isn't that
Speaker 1: actually helping the environment a little bit? I would agree.
Speaker 1: I think, you what do you mean? He's he is,
Speaker 1: he's giving it was just a fertilizer, A fleeting thought
Speaker 1: that I had. It's litter. No, it's not not, it's
Speaker 1: not litteral I agree. I don't think bananas are litter.
Speaker 1: If it was, it was a plastic rapper that was
Speaker 1: something for bananas. Bananas. What do you bananas? You have?
Speaker 1: Give me? Harry Belafonte, Mr, I'm gonna drop my tissue
Speaker 1: right here in a company I don't know around. He
Speaker 1: gets to about halfway through every Monday podcast Most Blown.
Speaker 1: It's happening another fish. We got banana rama. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson Discovering just
Speaker 1: my brains out? See who was a cruel summer? I
Speaker 1: didn't have he to be fine? But it's cold man, boy?
Speaker 1: What do you think? So dropping a number two over here?
Speaker 1: So that's yours? That's your thought for the days that?
Speaker 1: Should I throw a banana appeel on the floor or not?
Speaker 1: This is a silly bananas by the fresh Bee fan.
Speaker 1: Did you actually do plant well? Don't give up n
Speaker 1: your day contributions? You threw banana on the floor. It
Speaker 1: is a real environmentalists banana splits out of the banana
Speaker 1: splits shiit in Morty krompt Yes, money the wants of
Speaker 1: their song back. They can have it? When don't they go?
Speaker 1: One banana to bananas, three banana four? It's coming up?
Speaker 1: I love that. I don't know if any of our
Speaker 1: listeners are off their heads know this song? You know,
Speaker 1: what do you think? Do you like bet you like
Speaker 1: Taquita bananas better? Or do you like what's your favorite
Speaker 1: brand of banana. There's Jakeia. I don't really shop around. Well,
Speaker 1: what's what kind of bananas do you eat? Whatever is
Speaker 1: it at the grocery store down the block, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't no, no, no, taquita banana. What what's the other
Speaker 1: brand of taquia? There's another one? Oh, there's banana shopping
Speaker 1: and I yeah, del Monte. Del Monte makes bananas, right,
Speaker 1: take your work for it. Who else makes banana? I
Speaker 1: think Takeda is really the best banana possible. Why is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know? There's someone about the past to paa
Speaker 1: banana makes it? So here you have that song Chakia Bana,
Speaker 1: I'm a chaquita banana that you here to say jaquina bananas?
Speaker 1: And I don't want to say have the song. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna drop me a tissue right here. You gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta stop with that, man, tis tishe coming out mysta
Speaker 1: right now? Keita banana c h I q u I
Speaker 1: t A. We don't have it in this smart pretty
Speaker 1: smart capital c actually. But yeah, but anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, so you gotta you gotta stop. Man, What
Speaker 1: do you what are you on? I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't make any not on anything. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: He needs something. Where is where is the flow? Exit ten?
Speaker 1: You know he's Greg. What's on your Okay? So over
Speaker 1: the weekend, I was thinking, there's so many TV shows.
Speaker 1: There are so many, you know, like investigation TV shows
Speaker 1: that are on right now on all channels. What are
Speaker 1: your top You're absolute top five best TV attorneys? M
Speaker 1: R Mason? You like this fall freak? Right? You like?
Speaker 1: I mean, do I have a choice? Your gre some list?
Speaker 1: You get some list music lawyers, Yes, give me, give
Speaker 1: me some good music for I gotta say, I don't
Speaker 1: I know Scary Jones doesn't watch those shows. He's he's
Speaker 1: going to draw a blank on this one. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, Yeah, I have nothing scaries out on. This
Speaker 1: is like talking about college basketball exactly. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: I don't watch anything that has anything to do with police,
Speaker 1: crime stories and drama. Think about it. I never was
Speaker 1: a fan from the days of like freaking Hill Street
Speaker 1: Blues to what was the one with the guy Dennis
Speaker 1: Franz and his naked What about your forgetting about Colombo?
Speaker 1: You're forgetting about co Jack. But they're detectives, they're not
Speaker 1: an attorneys. Yes, they are, Well, that's what I mean,
Speaker 1: the best law I want the best TV show detectives,
Speaker 1: not attorneys. Now you want detectives, That's what I want.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Harry Mason is out my mistakes like The
Speaker 1: Hardy Boys. The Hardy Boys, Yeah, Colombo, cole Chack, the
Speaker 1: night Stalker, but he was a reporter. Come on, think
Speaker 1: about the best one that are on teams? Nothing bestreak, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm at on this one. I don't of music for
Speaker 1: a list. I don't watch those shows either. What I
Speaker 1: don't watch what is it Law and Order and c
Speaker 1: S I And there's gotta be something that stuff. Dude.
Speaker 1: There's some good ones that are still on right now,
Speaker 1: like Shades of Blue with Matlock and Remington's Steel j
Speaker 1: Lo Mattlock j Low is on one. Shades of Blue
Speaker 1: Matlock is great. There's so many good ones right now.
Speaker 1: You gotta for you gotta figure out who did it?
Speaker 1: What about Moonlighting? Oh my god, Moonlighting was it was
Speaker 1: hard to Heart. I don't remember hard to Heart all
Speaker 1: this stuff. You guys are naming these awful shows from
Speaker 1: the seventies and eighties. Yeah, but what are the current
Speaker 1: good ones? Then? I don't Spencer for higher Higher current,
Speaker 1: what current y cs? I those those counts detective shows. No,
Speaker 1: but there's so many other on right now, like your
Speaker 1: Criminal Minds and Castlen McCormick had cast Taking the fat Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now you're talking. Well, I started thinking about over the weekend.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to come up with a list of
Speaker 1: some of the greatest TV show detective this is what
Speaker 1: you were thinking about. You're just sitting sitting in your
Speaker 1: study smoking a pipe and saying, I really need to
Speaker 1: make a list of the top TV detectives of all time.
Speaker 1: Sudden with his list, and I don't know, I was
Speaker 1: just thinking about it. I'm like, Matt Lack is a
Speaker 1: good one, you know, Perry Mason, we're good ones. What
Speaker 1: about what about what's his name? Who's these are attorneys?
Speaker 1: They're not Mattlock is a lawyer, dude, blowing the line
Speaker 1: between the lawyers and the attorneys and the detectives. Boy,
Speaker 1: who's the European guy that walks around like you don't
Speaker 1: even know he doesn't know where he is, and he
Speaker 1: stumbles around and then he he figures out the case.
Speaker 1: I think we all just got a little done. What's
Speaker 1: his name? What's his name, the one that Danielle always likes.
Speaker 1: What's the guy's name? I don't know who you're talking about, man, Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, yes you do. No, I don't, Man, I
Speaker 1: forget the guy's name. Now, the short guy with the
Speaker 1: black hair, Monk, Yes, ing Monk was a great He
Speaker 1: was terrific. He's got to be up there with some
Speaker 1: of the best of the best TV detectives. And I
Speaker 1: think we should come up with a list. Mr Mr McGoo,
Speaker 1: he's listening Sherlock Holmes. He was Clock Holmes. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he's the TV. These are some of the greatest ones.
Speaker 1: How about how did you expected Clouseau from the Panther?
Speaker 1: Was he a detective? Alright? Fine? I mean these people
Speaker 1: with the magnifying classes when their pipes and theirs, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk, man. I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk about this anymore. You asked him what was on
Speaker 1: his mind? This was this mistake. I should not have asked.
Speaker 1: I stepped into a giant well held sad before. This
Speaker 1: is better. Now, maybe we could regroup. Okay, right now,
Speaker 1: Scary's gonna give me a song and we'll come back
Speaker 1: on the side. And the Lions bad take it off.
Speaker 1: Take it on, match Dad. Hey, my life is really great.
Speaker 1: Feel I'm well on my weights and my dreams coming
Speaker 1: true and I'm getting to do it. Will you? Feels
Speaker 1: so nice when the people sing along, singing along with
Speaker 1: the Banjoe, did I take it all? That? Take it all? That?
Speaker 1: Take it all? That? I take it all bad? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm done, get already. That's Jude and the Lions talk
Speaker 1: to side. That's time. Wow, that's usually my job. I
Speaker 1: want them to take it all back. Here's my question
Speaker 1: the Affair Show. When can we start booking some bands
Speaker 1: to come up here for real? Like I would love
Speaker 1: to have Jude in the line up here, maybe Caged
Speaker 1: the Elephant Lumineers. Let's bring up some of these bands
Speaker 1: that are really great that you know, some of these
Speaker 1: commercial radio stations aren't playing. Don't you too big for
Speaker 1: the Affair Show? I don't. I don't think so, because
Speaker 1: they would love to be up here and ze one
Speaker 1: Hunter doing something. Yeah. Well, you know there's a podcast
Speaker 1: called Independent Minded with stuff like that goes on all
Speaker 1: the time. You're not playing Jude in the line. They're
Speaker 1: too big for Independent Minded. I've had big artists on
Speaker 1: like you had Cage and the Elephant on Janet Devlin,
Speaker 1: I had Henry Rollins, I am had weird al No,
Speaker 1: those are old guys. I'm talking about the brand new ones.
Speaker 1: The new alternative dude, there has been around for over
Speaker 1: a decade. Alternative music is changing now. It's no more
Speaker 1: longer like like the old school Nirvana and Pearl Jim.
Speaker 1: Now there's a whole new show. Yeah, but the music
Speaker 1: is completely changed now. There's so many more you know
Speaker 1: that sound like you know that sound that you hear,
Speaker 1: and all the TV commercials now, the Revitalists, and there's
Speaker 1: so many of them now that are out that the
Speaker 1: kids are going crazy. Fire and Arctic Monkeys. Yes, man, exactly,
Speaker 1: we should have some of those on here exactly. See
Speaker 1: if you can get the arcade fire to come up
Speaker 1: to the why not I'll tell you why not. Regardless
Speaker 1: of how ridiculous that sounds, The point is that wouldn't
Speaker 1: you want them to play music while while they were
Speaker 1: up there? Yes, of course we're not set up for
Speaker 1: that for the off air. We're barely set it up
Speaker 1: for that for the elvistor In show. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: it's time for us to start booking some good bands
Speaker 1: up here to let people know about some new music
Speaker 1: that's going on with that. But they're not gonna do
Speaker 1: our podcast. Oh come on, why were they not going to?
Speaker 1: Why would they not? Because it's in the tantrums? What
Speaker 1: are they doing right now? Past? Another problem? Here's the problem, guys.
Speaker 1: But when they rolled through town, you have like a
Speaker 1: small window. Okay, right, they come in, they're they're hungover,
Speaker 1: they do a show. So the next morning, if it's
Speaker 1: a phone, or I'll take if it's a phone or
Speaker 1: who cares? You don't want to fit the tant sleep
Speaker 1: at two o'clock. Okay, listen, guy, I'm serious. Think about this.
Speaker 1: Let's get fixed the tantrums on. Let's start somewhere. Jude
Speaker 1: and the Lion Cage, the Elephant Lumine. Why don't you
Speaker 1: talk about the bleachers? Get the bleachers about this? Meaning like,
Speaker 1: look in the mirror and talk to yourself about what
Speaker 1: about the bleachers? Can we get the Bleachers on here?
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is? What, Yeah, let's get
Speaker 1: him Bleachers the guy from the Fun and he started
Speaker 1: his own band called the Bleachers. Yeah, you know the
Speaker 1: group is that guy's name? Come on, man, you know
Speaker 1: the deal. I'm talking about. What's the guy's name from
Speaker 1: Fun That is Nate Bruce. No, that's not who's in
Speaker 1: the bleachers. That is not the other guy from No Nate,
Speaker 1: No Stop. Nate Ruce went over and did his own
Speaker 1: thing from from the bleachers is uh, shoot the bleacher
Speaker 1: creatures from the jack Anton off from New York City
Speaker 1: and he started Jackie Off. That sounds like a fake
Speaker 1: name I'd give on a prank phone call. No it
Speaker 1: is not. He's from Jacket Jacket. Give the bleachers, Give
Speaker 1: the bleachers, Giving the bleachers, Oh my god, come on,
Speaker 1: give me, give it a don't want to get better?
Speaker 1: Give me roller coaster, give me something like that. Come on,
Speaker 1: there you go. This is I want to get better
Speaker 1: by the bleachers. Oh they we play this already, we
Speaker 1: are we not once? We've played it, not once. And
Speaker 1: I feel like you've played this for me before. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, and you and you crucify me for playing waterfalls.
Speaker 1: This is incredible. Listen to this hand a broken down
Speaker 1: teleman and I want to come on. I'm saying, listen, come,
Speaker 1: I guarantee believe you've been trying to get better for
Speaker 1: thirty years. Listen to course single down Parkway that's not
Speaker 1: already because it's coming up anyway. Listen at the course
Speaker 1: coming's coming in this space to show podcast carried away
Speaker 1: with audio diarrhea, shouts like, let's experience a good podcast.
Speaker 1: That's better. This is our theme song. I want you
Speaker 1: all fair show to get better. And I think it's
Speaker 1: time that we start booking some of these bands on
Speaker 1: the off air show. Give them a stage to perform.
Speaker 1: We did it to a j RUS. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: A j R. Was on here and now look now
Speaker 1: a j R. Had their new single added to the
Speaker 1: big station. Get that? Ok? So find the next up
Speaker 1: and comer. You can find established bands like the Bleachers.
Speaker 1: Why not Arctic Monkeys. You can't get them? I'm sorry
Speaker 1: both freak? Am I crazy? Or what? I think? You
Speaker 1: can get him for a phone exactly, somebody's gonna make
Speaker 1: the phone call. Who's gonna do that? Okay, Well let's
Speaker 1: find out who who's her record label? But let's start
Speaker 1: with the Bleachers. He's a local guy from New York, right,
Speaker 1: let's start with him. He's got a new album that
Speaker 1: just came out. They have a brand new single that's
Speaker 1: been released, and we're of course, you know the big
Speaker 1: stations aren't playing it right. Let's give him a place
Speaker 1: to call in. I'm serious, Okay, let's do it. So
Speaker 1: let's start there. So this is what I'm looking for. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you know Jack anton Off, if you are one
Speaker 1: of our off air heads and you can help us out,
Speaker 1: drop us a line. If not, we're gonna reach it.
Speaker 1: We're we're gonna stop because dude, I'm gonna tweet him
Speaker 1: this whole link. Dude, I'm telling you, man, dude, we
Speaker 1: want him on the show. And I think we should
Speaker 1: start the bleachers. Let's try to get the bleachers on
Speaker 1: the show. Wasn't it like growing up with a name
Speaker 1: that sounds like masturbatient? That'll be your first question when
Speaker 1: it comes out question and that will be the only
Speaker 1: question we can move on to the next time. I
Speaker 1: can't This is I p freely? Yeah? Getting better every day?
Speaker 1: Yes we are, We're gonna get better. Tea is on
Speaker 1: the floor, and what happens when the nap I can't
Speaker 1: we drop anchor? This has been good time. Talk about
Speaker 1: our trip to Nashville. Bull Me and Bald Freaker going
Speaker 1: to Nashville. We'll go on trip that's not for two
Speaker 1: more weeks, I know, but I don't we address it here?
Speaker 1: Talk about I'm trying to get a recruitment for a
Speaker 1: third person to join us because you're gonna leave me
Speaker 1: high and dry. Hay, that covers back up for a secon.
Speaker 1: Talk about that. Listen for real, I gotta roll soon,
Speaker 1: Katie Well freak you in the eye of the room.
Speaker 1: Greg t is on his knees. I am laughing so hard,
Speaker 1: I'm crying. Only one maniac in the padded room. Listen. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you want to talk about growing up having weird names?
Speaker 1: Where why can't we still get Lauren Weiner on here?
Speaker 1: He should be the king of the guy with the
Speaker 1: with the bad names. We couldn't get him on. That's easy.
Speaker 1: We get Lauren Weiner on. We can make the Lauren
Speaker 1: Weiner interview. Tell about how bad that kid feels he
Speaker 1: grew up with a girl's name Lauren and his last
Speaker 1: name was Weener. I mean, come on, that's got to
Speaker 1: be the absolute pinnacle of worst names possible growing out
Speaker 1: of the boy. Did you guys see what's trending on Twitter?
Speaker 1: Lauren Weiner? No, what's turning on Twitter right now? This
Speaker 1: is actually very funny. Hold on a second. This is
Speaker 1: what's training? Hashtag things I learned from cartoons? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: things that only cartoons could teach you. What is that? What?
Speaker 1: What did you learn from cartoons? Balt freak? I don't
Speaker 1: let's ask you, Sambody, Sam, he was here about ten
Speaker 1: minutes ago. I'm not what are you doing? I have
Speaker 1: no just keep going on forget about what I'm doing. Listen,
Speaker 1: here's what we gotta do for real. We need to
Speaker 1: go reach out to some of these groups and get
Speaker 1: them to come up on the radio station. Greg Te,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Greg? Greg t? Okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Is there a way? I'm serious? Alright, that's possible. It
Speaker 1: is not possible? Is off? Greg t is taking like
Speaker 1: napkins in the next room, and he's he's actually putting them,
Speaker 1: trying to wipe this mess because maybe laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: I told you I tached my STAPs this podcast. This
Speaker 1: one was useless. Sorry, guys, if you've listened this, just
Speaker 1: watches slatch me now. I got some fen Man friends
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