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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone.

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Speaker 2: Frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, Hi, my name

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Speaker 2: is Trevor and I was looking for Matthew. I'm calling

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Speaker 2: from Lip Tax Services about your recent tax return that

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Speaker 2: we filed. Okay, so there's been a little bit of

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Speaker 2: a whoopsie that I need to talk to you about,

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Speaker 2: because like you're obviously alive, you know, yes, yeah, and

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Speaker 2: so so there was a little bit of a problem

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Speaker 2: when we filed your tax return, and so we listed

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Speaker 2: you as deceased. What'll yeah, and like you're talking to

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Speaker 2: me right now, so like I can tell that you're

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Speaker 2: not deceased, but like just a you know, a miss

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Speaker 2: keystroke or whatever, and your text returns have been sent

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Speaker 2: off and filed as deceased. So we're gonna have to

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Speaker 2: try to fix it, but it could take quite a while.

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Speaker 2: And we got a notification today that your assets are

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Speaker 2: gonna be frozen, so that means you won't be able

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Speaker 2: to like touch any kind of money or anything until

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Speaker 2: we figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what the like you said that I'm dead and

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Speaker 1: now they're gonna freeze my assets?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, you know what that means is that they're

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Speaker 2: gonna like you can't really touch it, like it's not

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Speaker 2: actually like they're not actually gonna go into the bank

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Speaker 2: and like, you know, freeze your money like with like

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Speaker 2: ice or whatever. You know, like it's gonna be frozen,

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Speaker 2: like you can't do it, touch it or all. Like

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Speaker 2: any income that comes to you will probably be frozen

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Speaker 2: as well. So like basically for a little while, you're

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Speaker 2: probably not gonna be able to have any cash or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Wait, this is because you mocked up and said I'm dead.

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Speaker 1: You have to fix this. I'm clearly not dead. Who

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Speaker 1: do I need to tell? I'm not dead? This is

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Speaker 1: like this is so oh my god.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty obvious to me that you're alive.

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Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I'm alive. So where is my Who

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Speaker 1: do you need to tell to unfreeze my.

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Speaker 2: Well, we need to get in touch with the I

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Speaker 2: R S and then tell them that you're actually alive,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: Yes, tell them I'm tell them I'm alive. I'm alive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because like you're not deceased.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Here, like yes, and you can confirm that with me

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Speaker 2: that you're not deceased.

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Speaker 1: What I'm talking to you, idiot? Like tell them? Why

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Speaker 1: call it? Call whatever you gotta do. I'm clearly alive.

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Speaker 1: Like who do I do? I need to show up

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Speaker 1: in person? Like where do I need to go?

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Speaker 2: Well, we can handle it for you, but like it's

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Speaker 2: probably gonna take about a year to clear up.

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Speaker 1: Just to let you know, Oh my god, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe this has happened. I can't believe this is happening.

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Speaker 2: Holy like, But the thing, we want to ask you

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Speaker 2: a favor because like, uh, we could also get in

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Speaker 2: trouble for filing it deceased when it's all so like

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Speaker 2: we're willing to pay for like a fake funeral and everything,

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Speaker 2: just for a year until we get it all situated.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm coming down there right now. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: find out up the live on you right now, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not leaving until you're fired and it's fixed you Okay, Well.

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Speaker 2: Then I'll just let you know that this is a

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Speaker 2: phone prank.

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Speaker 3: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 3: phone prank on you. And your girlfriend said you up,

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Speaker 3: she said, she just said your tax is done in

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Speaker 3: a new place and wanted to mess with you. Wake

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Speaker 3: up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.

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Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties