1
00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,280
Speaker 1: Hate Club, GID.

2
00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,160
Speaker 2: Hope you're enjoying hashtag every other summer.

3
00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,680
Speaker 1: We have a little fun treat for you. We're going

4
00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,320
Speaker 1: back in time, and yes, we're re releasing an old

5
00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,080
Speaker 1: episode because we're vintage and we love to thrift.

6
00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,680
Speaker 2: And you might think while they're so lazy, and I

7
00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,840
Speaker 2: would say, bitch. In three years, we've literally never done

8
00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,759
Speaker 2: this before, so I don't think it's that big of

9
00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,119
Speaker 2: a deal.

10
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,480
Speaker 1: So watch yourself and watch this space.

11
00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,600
Speaker 2: So we've gone back into the archives and we've pulled

12
00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,000
Speaker 2: out a banger of an app a really much loved

13
00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,839
Speaker 2: but sometimes slept on episodes.

14
00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,360
Speaker 1: So it's great to pull it back out of I

15
00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,320
Speaker 1: just I want to relsten to it.

16
00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:41,360
Speaker 2: It's a good one. Oh are we talking about? Of course,

17
00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,279
Speaker 2: none other than the Pioneer.

18
00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,000
Speaker 1: Woman also known as re Drummond.

19
00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,960
Speaker 2: And we had an incredible guest on, the lovely and

20
00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,080
Speaker 2: talented Cola Scola, who maybe you've read about it now,

21
00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:51,519
Speaker 2: I don't know.

22
00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:56,280
Speaker 1: That you have maybe freaking Broadway right now?

23
00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,960
Speaker 2: Who's play? Oh Mary just moved to Broadway?

24
00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,040
Speaker 1: You haven't seen? Yeah, like idiot, But.

25
00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,360
Speaker 2: Please enjoy this little taste of before they were stars

26
00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,479
Speaker 2: with us and Cole Scola talking about the Pioneer Woman's book.

27
00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,679
Speaker 2: This was recorded who Knows One, eighteen eighty three. Yes, yes, yes,

28
00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,040
Speaker 2: it was on the front of er.

29
00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:16,880
Speaker 1: It was a hard winter.

30
00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,720
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, very very cool.

31
00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,920
Speaker 1: We weren't needing much then we had the episode to

32
00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:21,559
Speaker 1: keep us warm.

33
00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,640
Speaker 2: We lost a lot of good goats that year.

34
00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,720
Speaker 1: Well, enjoy club, kids, and see you at cool.

35
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,200
Speaker 2: See you at school at the end of summer. Bye Batch.

36
00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,240
Speaker 1: Club. Anyone home?

37
00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,200
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I'm not expecting any company.

38
00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,280
Speaker 2: I think we can just open the door and walk

39
00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:42,840
Speaker 2: right in. And I mean, we paid for the tour,

40
00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:45,400
Speaker 2: so let's just let's just welcome ourselves.

41
00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,760
Speaker 1: Lord of Fine. No, Lisa, that's twenty four to ninety five.

42
00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,360
Speaker 1: I haven't getten my bucks worth.

43
00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,800
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you got that group bong, because it

44
00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,600
Speaker 2: would have been forty nine ninety five a lovery.

45
00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,440
Speaker 1: This house is so gorgeous. Hello, we're here for the

46
00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,480
Speaker 1: re drumming tour.

47
00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,160
Speaker 4: Hello.

48
00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,960
Speaker 3: Oh my, maybe if i'm quiet they'll go away.

49
00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:08,040
Speaker 2: This is stunning. Wow, look at all these gorgeous crosses

50
00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,280
Speaker 2: that are everywhere, these Presbyterian crosses.

51
00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at that huge bag of frozen meat.

52
00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,519
Speaker 1: It looks like some sort of nugget or something like that.

53
00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,400
Speaker 2: I can see why her cowboys love eating here. Man,

54
00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,480
Speaker 2: there is there's a lot of space around this table.

55
00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,000
Speaker 1: Hello read last Hello.

56
00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:33,720
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm sorry you're not supposed to be in this house.

57
00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:42,800
Speaker 3: I was just taking a bath. And yeah, sorry, I'm

58
00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:47,080
Speaker 3: so sorry. Lord, I'm sorry. I'm naked right now.

59
00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:53,480
Speaker 1: Naked Sor asked, Okay, it's Ladin free time. You know

60
00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:54,399
Speaker 1: we're walking out.

61
00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,520
Speaker 3: Thanks, Thanks, If you can just leave because I'm completely

62
00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,880
Speaker 3: naked right now, that both of my breasts are out,

63
00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:08,720
Speaker 3: both of my vaginas out, do you want to autograph?

64
00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:09,440
Speaker 4: Yeah?

65
00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,760
Speaker 2: Can I just mind just having a real quick and

66
00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,560
Speaker 2: I would say, and I know, as someone who has

67
00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,320
Speaker 2: breastfed three of her children but not the fourth, I

68
00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,040
Speaker 2: will say that your breaths are an incredible condition.

69
00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,400
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, As as neither regions because of

70
00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,360
Speaker 1: someone who's also birthed a few kids, other things drop,

71
00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.

72
00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:32,359
Speaker 3: Well, but I have red hair, true, we know that

73
00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,000
Speaker 3: comes with some advantages.

74
00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,080
Speaker 2: Yes, we have a lovely home.

75
00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,440
Speaker 1: You are beautiful.

76
00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,280
Speaker 3: I can thank you. I'm just gonna sign these books

77
00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,960
Speaker 3: for you. Here's a Bible.

78
00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:49,280
Speaker 2: I brought a puppet. My sister is episcopalian. Would you

79
00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,880
Speaker 2: mind signing her Bible as well?

80
00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:57,080
Speaker 3: That's because that's kind of a lesser Bible. Okay, y'all

81
00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:03,760
Speaker 3: go have fun, you get out, godless gods, godless read.

82
00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,440
Speaker 4: Wow. I can't believe.

83
00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,040
Speaker 3: We just aree niked.

84
00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,720
Speaker 2: I'm turned out.

85
00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,880
Speaker 3: Who's that knocking at the door. It's all your friends.

86
00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,120
Speaker 2: You've filthy horse, your husband's.

87
00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,920
Speaker 3: Gone, and we've got books and a bottle of wine

88
00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,440
Speaker 3: to kill. It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip.

89
00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:29,960
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's memoirs Martini, Celebrity poof Club.

90
00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:35,279
Speaker 3: Read it while it's hot. Celebrity puff Club, tell your secrets.

91
00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,320
Speaker 3: We won't talk celebrity books.

92
00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:44,080
Speaker 5: No boys are a loud Cleo, say it loud and pounds.

93
00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,000
Speaker 3: Celebtypook Club. Buzz me in.

94
00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,200
Speaker 1: I brought the queer Voe.

95
00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,240
Speaker 3: Hey, my best friend, and how are you?

96
00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,240
Speaker 2: My girl?

97
00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,400
Speaker 1: I am feeling good. Mondays are the best day because

98
00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,560
Speaker 1: it's when God says, let's do this again. Sister.

99
00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,560
Speaker 2: I respect God's seven day work week or five day

100
00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,760
Speaker 2: work week so deeply because he just figured it out.

101
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,400
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? We need that day rs

102
00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:13,120
Speaker 2: and then bam right back to the office. Absolutely, and yes,

103
00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,159
Speaker 2: like most of our listeners, we are heading back to

104
00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:19,560
Speaker 2: the office because President invited said so hello end of WFH.

105
00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,760
Speaker 2: Hello commuting.

106
00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,679
Speaker 1: I'm in my hardest punts and I took nine trains

107
00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,240
Speaker 1: to get here.

108
00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,159
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think my dog is going to miss me

109
00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,280
Speaker 2: more than my husband.

110
00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,400
Speaker 1: I did take take the train. I got out of

111
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,560
Speaker 1: the train to take a bus. On the bus coming,

112
00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,960
Speaker 1: got back on the train, went the wrong direction. Wow, okay,

113
00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,599
Speaker 1: I'm literally in halfway over.

114
00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,320
Speaker 2: Here when you haven't left the apartment and I don't

115
00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:52,080
Speaker 2: know two years global pattern dorm anyone. Well, congrats, that's

116
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:56,080
Speaker 2: huge that you meet it here you were ten minutes later. Yeah, really, fucking.

117
00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,920
Speaker 1: Rad Walson with his coffee.

118
00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,719
Speaker 2: No, I've actually threw un told me back in the

119
00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,640
Speaker 2: fucking studio.

120
00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,360
Speaker 1: Same. I mean, we've been here, I know, but I

121
00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,800
Speaker 1: was away as you know. Sorry, Stephen is back from

122
00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,000
Speaker 1: his one week in Nantucket. Actually it was almost a

123
00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:13,600
Speaker 1: week and a half.

124
00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,040
Speaker 2: It was two episodes for our listeners. That's two weeks.

125
00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,039
Speaker 1: Two weeks. How do you tell a season in time?

126
00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:18,920
Speaker 1: Is that the rent lyric?

127
00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely? How do you tell a season in time, one

128
00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:28,119
Speaker 2: of the famous lyrics from Rent from have you Seen Rent?

129
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,640
Speaker 2: I saw it in theaters when I was a freshman

130
00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,760
Speaker 2: at New York University, and then I like downloaded the

131
00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,359
Speaker 2: soundtrack because you know, I'm so soundtrack, so I got

132
00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,400
Speaker 2: into it from the movie, but never I never saw

133
00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:37,760
Speaker 2: it live.

134
00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm burning in time because I want to ask that

135
00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,240
Speaker 1: same question to someone else studio.

136
00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:48,240
Speaker 5: I know someone who's super musical theater oriented, someone who

137
00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:53,240
Speaker 5: I think of every time I think of musical theater company, Yes, Midtown,

138
00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,960
Speaker 5: someone who reeks of Hell's kitchen.

139
00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:08,560
Speaker 3: Hellos, do you remember when the light fell on me

140
00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,880
Speaker 3: on the set of The Good Wife? That did happen?

141
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:19,640
Speaker 1: Audience, we have the funniest person alive, Madam.

142
00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,680
Speaker 2: Cole, Hello, Hello, thank you.

143
00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:28,400
Speaker 3: I did see Rent also in New York City. I

144
00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,000
Speaker 3: saw it on Thanksgiving maybe, I mean, I guess we

145
00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,680
Speaker 3: were here in town at the same time. It was

146
00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,000
Speaker 3: two thousand and six.

147
00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, wow.

148
00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,200
Speaker 3: Us to think of us both in New York at

149
00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:44,280
Speaker 3: the same time, not even knowing each other, not even

150
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,520
Speaker 3: knowing that we were seeing Rent.

151
00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,800
Speaker 1: Really a sliding doors?

152
00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:47,400
Speaker 2: Were you at?

153
00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,320
Speaker 1: Like what if you had talked at you know?

154
00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,400
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, screening. Is this the line for the Bathroom?

155
00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,760
Speaker 3: I was kind of younger then.

156
00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,559
Speaker 2: I was literally a virgin when I saw that film.

157
00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,320
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, when do you count as virgin?

158
00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:02,600
Speaker 4: Though?

159
00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,840
Speaker 2: On flowered like like hole had never been penetrated.

160
00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,800
Speaker 3: But you've but sucking dicks and cock before.

161
00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,600
Speaker 2: I had definitely sucked cock.

162
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,200
Speaker 3: I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty five.

163
00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:21,760
Speaker 3: Oh oh, moving on, okay, okay.

164
00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you count that as just sucking because no, no, no, no, no,

165
00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,640
Speaker 2: that's that's a whole Like no one, you did a

166
00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,880
Speaker 2: good like seven years of dick sucking before a hole happened.

167
00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:37,120
Speaker 3: Honey, I did a good twenty eight years of dick sucking. Okay,

168
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,319
Speaker 3: I was.

169
00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,080
Speaker 2: Sucks, sweetheart.

170
00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,960
Speaker 1: Well that's a very Catholic school girl who does anal

171
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,080
Speaker 1: in a stellar virgin.

172
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. For me, it was just I didn't.

173
00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,760
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, no, no, I'm gonna dark.

174
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:57,320
Speaker 3: I didn't it really hurt. Yeah, it really hurt, and

175
00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,200
Speaker 3: I couldn't get past it, and I just didn't believe

176
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,800
Speaker 3: that it would never not hurt.

177
00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:06,640
Speaker 1: Well, I guess in your vision and by the way,

178
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,440
Speaker 1: still a virgin, I guess, yes, I've.

179
00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,360
Speaker 3: You've never been.

180
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,600
Speaker 2: You're like, You're like you're Susie or Man.

181
00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,480
Speaker 1: Had a virgin and happy with it.

182
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,320
Speaker 3: Okay, I live a very.

183
00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,080
Speaker 2: Life.

184
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:30,320
Speaker 3: But i'd also never sorry what I said. I've a sorry,

185
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,640
Speaker 3: thank you. I've also I also to that point had

186
00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:38,160
Speaker 3: never fucked anyone topped either because with a face like this.

187
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,599
Speaker 1: In the back door, yeah, your screams top to me,

188
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:44,200
Speaker 1: I don't know.

189
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:48,680
Speaker 3: I well, yeah, because you're a fucking dice anything. I

190
00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:52,120
Speaker 3: look like Kim from season four of America's Next Top Model.

191
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:58,000
Speaker 1: You said, get you in like a little top man, blazer, skinny.

192
00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,640
Speaker 3: Jeans, boner away.

193
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:06,679
Speaker 1: I'm dressing you with my eyes, little Fedora.

194
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,280
Speaker 2: When did the Kim comparison stop or are they still

195
00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,199
Speaker 2: happening for you? I assume there was a point where

196
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,199
Speaker 2: you're getting stopped in the street.

197
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,840
Speaker 3: It was there like two thousand and six around the time,

198
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,200
Speaker 3: but I was but I saw you walked out of

199
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,640
Speaker 3: friends and all these tiny for me.

200
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,679
Speaker 2: I accosted you. A Union Score theater taught me, yeah, I.

201
00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:30,240
Speaker 3: Look like her. I was like, no, no, no, no, no,

202
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:38,440
Speaker 3: I really like she's so nice. She treats us, she

203
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,840
Speaker 3: treats all her girls equal.

204
00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,400
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of dames, of the screen.

205
00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:53,199
Speaker 1: The small Dames of the Barn, the ms of the pack, Keifer's.

206
00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, listen, it's hard to lose the baby. Wait

207
00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,559
Speaker 2: and no, I don't fit in those dreams from College's

208
00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:05,560
Speaker 2: not talk about that. So we're going to talk about

209
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,480
Speaker 2: someone who is known to audiences everywhere as.

210
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,200
Speaker 1: The Pioneer Woman.

211
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,439
Speaker 2: So I quite literally did not know that this woman

212
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,199
Speaker 2: was not like an actual like house on the Prairie

213
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:21,080
Speaker 2: historical figure until two days ago. Yeah. Yeah, but I

214
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,960
Speaker 2: think I'm in the minority. I think most people have.

215
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,000
Speaker 3: I don't know if you are in the minority. Can

216
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:30,760
Speaker 3: people call in and to a poll? I eighted eight,

217
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,200
Speaker 3: idle five or yes? Yeah?

218
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,720
Speaker 1: Cole suggested's book title.

219
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you read Drummond The Pioneer Woman, Frontier Follies Adventures

220
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,680
Speaker 3: in Marriage and Motherhood in the middle of nowhere.

221
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:49,920
Speaker 1: Literally, thank the Heavens Lord of Oklahoma. This insane middle

222
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,000
Speaker 1: school essay.

223
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,720
Speaker 2: That's page Well, it's actually a collection.

224
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:59,319
Speaker 3: It's not just that. It's also a Christmas newsletter and

225
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:06,520
Speaker 3: a Facebook.

226
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,200
Speaker 2: In history and there's some recipes in there that are.

227
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,880
Speaker 3: Really exaster.

228
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:15,120
Speaker 2: So for kids. Okay, So she is a chef and

229
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,720
Speaker 2: a TV chef and so as I discovered logging into

230
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,439
Speaker 2: my ex boyfriend's food network vibe.

231
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,640
Speaker 1: Okay, there are.

232
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,160
Speaker 2: Thirty seasons of this show and only ten years, so

233
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,080
Speaker 2: they're really banging them out.

234
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,800
Speaker 1: And so she became famous.

235
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,880
Speaker 3: She was a blogger.

236
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,960
Speaker 1: In her blog discourse, she was the original, just just

237
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,840
Speaker 1: like my when my husband lad like comes home from

238
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,480
Speaker 1: the ranch, like, I serve him up three baked potatoes

239
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,320
Speaker 1: covered in ground sausage, but covered in three more baked

240
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,320
Speaker 1: potatoes covered in.

241
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,720
Speaker 3: And she didn't start with food. It was just like lifestyle,

242
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,920
Speaker 3: like tails from the ranch. And then and then there

243
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,400
Speaker 3: was one recipe. It was like steak. She did one

244
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,839
Speaker 3: steak recipe, and that steak.

245
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,160
Speaker 2: I watched the very first episode of the show, and

246
00:12:59,200 --> 00:12:59,840
Speaker 2: it's chicken fights.

247
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,360
Speaker 3: No, but there's she does.

248
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,920
Speaker 1: Wait, is it his steak sandwiches that are like lads

249
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:04,960
Speaker 1: favorite guys.

250
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,960
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I think it's I don't. I don't

251
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,520
Speaker 3: know what you want. So you're a full.

252
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,439
Speaker 1: Historian experts, but.

253
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,400
Speaker 3: No, I just I looked on her Wikipedia. She went, Okay,

254
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,280
Speaker 3: so she grew up on a golf course, but she

255
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,040
Speaker 3: mentioned she.

256
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,560
Speaker 2: Mentioned that because she's really random about her past and

257
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,480
Speaker 2: she's always just been like, I don't know, I had

258
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,599
Speaker 2: a perfect childhood. There was no trauma. Stop asking me

259
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,400
Speaker 2: if there was trauma. There was no trauma, but there was.

260
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,200
Speaker 1: And then her parents divorce the year she married Lad.

261
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,080
Speaker 1: Kind of seems like she's on the side of her

262
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,760
Speaker 1: dad because they talked about that.

263
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,160
Speaker 3: Doesn't mention the mom at all, right, because she so

264
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,680
Speaker 3: she grows up in Oklahoma, but like sort of suburban Oklahoma.

265
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,440
Speaker 3: Then she goes to u c. L a right.

266
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,720
Speaker 2: Where she has like a surfer boys like boyfriend.

267
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,679
Speaker 3: She do you know what? She so she went there

268
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:56,880
Speaker 3: for journalism and then switched to gerontology, which is the

269
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:02,679
Speaker 3: study of agings. W Yeah, you're kidding, no, so and

270
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,559
Speaker 3: then and then she married Lad and moved to Wow

271
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,320
Speaker 3: the Pioneer Woman.

272
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,920
Speaker 2: My jaw is on the floor and I'm a dog

273
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:10,480
Speaker 2: and a guy.

274
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,200
Speaker 1: Gerontology the study of aging.

275
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's kind of funny though. I

276
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,880
Speaker 2: guess I liked kind of maybe just feeling in the

277
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,880
Speaker 2: blanks myself and kind of all these allusions to non

278
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,400
Speaker 2: trauma kind of made me think thinks would be really bad.

279
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,680
Speaker 2: Because of course, then there's that one section where she

280
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,800
Speaker 2: mentions how her car was stolen and the people who

281
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,640
Speaker 2: stole it murdered a woman.

282
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:37,960
Speaker 1: Which is just veryfuely general Oklahoma, General Oklahoma, life on

283
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,440
Speaker 1: the ranch.

284
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,360
Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, let me just pull this part. The

285
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,720
Speaker 2: thing that reminded me of you is I feel like

286
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,520
Speaker 2: you sometimes do and not to kind of blow up

287
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,160
Speaker 2: your comedy spot, but sometimes you'll do characters where there's

288
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,840
Speaker 2: you know what's behind you, the darkness behind the Middle

289
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,960
Speaker 2: and Middle America women. You know what's going on there,

290
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,520
Speaker 2: and you really mind that for comedic gold. And she

291
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,600
Speaker 2: has this like weirdly placid way of talking about it

292
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,800
Speaker 2: that feels very that. When my children were little, however,

293
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,000
Speaker 2: one of my biggest fears but that they would be kidnapped.

294
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,680
Speaker 2: This was somewhat understandable given something that happened to me

295
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,640
Speaker 2: years earlier. In my senior year of high school, I

296
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,480
Speaker 2: was robbed at gunpoint while exiting my ballet studio late

297
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,800
Speaker 2: one night. The group of six men got away with

298
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,040
Speaker 2: my car after I managed to break loose and run

299
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,920
Speaker 2: to safety, and I was luckily to have been physically unharmed.

300
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,720
Speaker 2: The Purple Trays were apprehended a few days later after

301
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,640
Speaker 2: tragically murdering a woman who was out walking her dog.

302
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,760
Speaker 2: My card broken down on the dirt road where she

303
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,960
Speaker 2: was walking, and they were convicted in sant to prison thankfully.

304
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then the end of the chapter is like,

305
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:40,360
Speaker 3: I guess it's time for another baked potato, and just

306
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:40,720
Speaker 3: to have.

307
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,560
Speaker 1: A chapter on because all the chapters in.

308
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,920
Speaker 3: This book it will just be like church, yeah.

309
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:50,000
Speaker 1: Passt hounds, yeah, countnuts, and then kidnapping.

310
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,400
Speaker 2: The lesson from that chapter is that she writes her

311
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,840
Speaker 2: address in sharpie on her children's feet in case they

312
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,640
Speaker 2: get found.

313
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,800
Speaker 3: So she comes over of this dog tag can't be

314
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,160
Speaker 3: washed away like it found dead.

315
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,160
Speaker 2: Found like stripped nude and dumped in a ditch. Yeah,

316
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:09,720
Speaker 2: they'll know where to.

317
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,080
Speaker 3: Well, we need we need to talk about the gala

318
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:20,120
Speaker 3: because I listened to the audio book and she pronounces ita.

319
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,760
Speaker 3: But I love the way she talks about She's like, okay,

320
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,720
Speaker 3: so my husband had never been to a gala before,

321
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,480
Speaker 3: and she talks about it as if like you know,

322
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,520
Speaker 3: we all we go to gala, go to gala.

323
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,280
Speaker 2: We all know what remember our first gala.

324
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,640
Speaker 1: And she's always being like, lord, I love staying home.

325
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,560
Speaker 1: But then it's like all I want to do is

326
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,720
Speaker 1: put on some black, slim, skinny jeans.

327
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,440
Speaker 3: Take out my chiseled from granite wrangler.

328
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,240
Speaker 2: I don't care if he says the word, but yeah,

329
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,120
Speaker 2: I want to flirt and.

330
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,480
Speaker 1: With other couples, drink wand cocktails anyone.

331
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,400
Speaker 2: She says, I literally want to flip my hair, like

332
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,400
Speaker 2: just pictuin sitting at this just like thirty nine to

333
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,760
Speaker 2: ninety five, like steak with balsamic drizzle restaurant, flipping her

334
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,720
Speaker 2: hair and her black dress, making jokes.

335
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:15,840
Speaker 3: With her ideas of jokes though, Like remember she has

336
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,840
Speaker 3: that that story about how in college at a party,

337
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,080
Speaker 3: at a Halloween party, she pretended to be a cat.

338
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.

339
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,879
Speaker 3: Say anything, but yeah, the whole night and then she

340
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,160
Speaker 3: was like.

341
00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,080
Speaker 2: And then that girl never spoke to me again. Yeah,

342
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,399
Speaker 2: she thought I was annoying.

343
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,280
Speaker 1: Which makes sense because that's such a homeschooler thing to do,

344
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,800
Speaker 1: and she homeschool search probably back back to so it

345
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,719
Speaker 1: is that thing where she thinks her husband is so

346
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,119
Speaker 1: sexy and hawksy, so mean, potatoes is so sexy. I

347
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,800
Speaker 1: would lose my.

348
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,200
Speaker 2: So I watched the show. I did my research.

349
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, I watch the show. Yeah.

350
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:54,199
Speaker 2: I also think there's insane sexual tension between him and

351
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,800
Speaker 2: his like Brooke bag Mountain best friend cowboy Josh.

352
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I didn't notice that.

353
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I was like, I could cut this sexual

354
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,280
Speaker 2: tension with a chicken. Saw.

355
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,960
Speaker 1: I was, and so were the okaypot is insane and

356
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,800
Speaker 1: it's so gay to like he's just so chiseled.

357
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,640
Speaker 3: And I feel like by the way she says chiseled.

358
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:20,040
Speaker 1: Every potato, every time she says.

359
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,679
Speaker 3: Just she also describes his At one point, she's like

360
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,560
Speaker 3: his chiseled shoulder leaned out into me, and I was like,

361
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,359
Speaker 3: why do you need to describe as like his hot

362
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,320
Speaker 3: chisel shoulder like so sharp.

363
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,840
Speaker 2: So at the gala, her husband, because he's so meating potatoes,

364
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,680
Speaker 2: does not want to eat any of the food. There's

365
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,800
Speaker 2: a lot of chrysalad. There's a salmon with glaze, and

366
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,000
Speaker 2: she's like, he doesn't eat salmon or glaze.

367
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:46,760
Speaker 3: And then but then brusketta, so it's like, so he

368
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,080
Speaker 3: won't eat bread bread because.

369
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,440
Speaker 2: The brushetto was so I did and I don't know.

370
00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:55,840
Speaker 3: If you're sorry, I do say, okay, so how do

371
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,200
Speaker 3: you want?

372
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,959
Speaker 2: And there was I watched I actually watched three episodes

373
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,720
Speaker 2: of show to really got acquainted, and I watched a

374
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,440
Speaker 2: mid season like her mid career show, like from twenty fourteen,

375
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:07,840
Speaker 2: and she.

376
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,080
Speaker 3: Was more trump.

377
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,159
Speaker 2: The Orange mom. It was like a bruce shadow that

378
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,960
Speaker 2: was obviously so sweet and it was like blueberry ricotta, balsamic.

379
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:25,680
Speaker 1: She is very strawberry salad.

380
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,880
Speaker 2: Just put about two tablespoons of honey in the dress

381
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,680
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, you didn't need to do that.

382
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

383
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,000
Speaker 1: Well, there's the point where we will get back to

384
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,679
Speaker 1: finish the gallow when she's getting a muffin and breaks

385
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,440
Speaker 1: the display case.

386
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,600
Speaker 3: The chapter was called I Just wanted.

387
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,200
Speaker 1: And she breaks this displaying. There's glass everywhere, and she's

388
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,040
Speaker 1: like blacked out. I was standing over the shattered glass,

389
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,840
Speaker 1: still reaching for the donut, and the man at like

390
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:59,439
Speaker 1: the Honeydew gas station was saying, miss, no donut.

391
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,480
Speaker 3: Can you can't eat that? There's a glass.

392
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:05,360
Speaker 1: Shards bleeding.

393
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,200
Speaker 3: But that was literally a whole chapter was like, this

394
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 3: is the craziest story that's happened to me in my life.

395
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 2: But it was. But she she goes into so much.

396
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,960
Speaker 2: She's so we stopped because Lad wanted a doctor Pepper

397
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 2: at seven. Then there's a whole separate chapter about his

398
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 2: doctor Pepper and lent.

399
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,680
Speaker 3: Remind y'all me.

400
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,360
Speaker 1: What are y'all giving up from that? Right now?

401
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,760
Speaker 3: I'm giving up my strawberry salad.

402
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm uh no, honey in my turnkey sandwiches.

403
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm giving stevia. So that's why I'm.

404
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 3: Promising whoa.

405
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,119
Speaker 2: Missus crankology over here and the amount of like weird

406
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,160
Speaker 2: hokey synonym she has for cranky and the whole Doctor

407
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:50,840
Speaker 2: Pepper chapter.

408
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 1: So he was being a grumster crankster he didn't have

409
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,600
Speaker 1: and he was silent. He like wouldn't tell her that

410
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,199
Speaker 1: he was giving up Dr Pepper.

411
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a few days because the religious.

412
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 2: Is actually one of the things that actually is interesting

413
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 2: about straight couples is they're like not telling each other

414
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 2: stuff can like draw out a mystery for days on ends.

415
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 3: And a great story for the book.

416
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

417
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,959
Speaker 3: But what I also love is there's so much thesaurus

418
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 3: in this book, like like she'll be like I said,

419
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:25,119
Speaker 3: restaurant two sentences ago we left the eating establishment and

420
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 3: because it's like that's really one of the ones that

421
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 3: I underlined because I was like, just say restaurant again,

422
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 3: like this like this isn't it. It's so middle school,

423
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 3: like Okay, there a different word.

424
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 2: There was another writing moment that I noticed because it

425
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: was in stark contrast to the character she is in

426
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 2: the show, where she was talking about, oh, the snakes

427
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 2: that they.

428
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 3: Use, Oh the whole chapter, about the whole chapter.

429
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 2: How but they surprise each other with increasing the realistic.

430
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, the way they keep their marriage together is they

431
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 1: surprise each other with snakes.

432
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 2: About how snakes were getting more and more realistic. She goes,

433
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 2: bright colors were replaced with deeper, more realistic tones of

434
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 2: ebony and moss.

435
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 3: And I was like, ebony and moss. She well, she

436
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 3: said it was brown and green. And then she opened

437
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,880
Speaker 3: her thesaurus and she was like ebony.

438
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 2: Mom Oh, that's a fun time fun. Yeah, that must

439
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 2: be it. But there was a scene if we go

440
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 2: back to the pilot, yeah, where she is shiffinating Parsley

441
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 2: as one does or Basil, and she goes and I'm

442
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: just gonna do it shift or not and that words

443
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 2: so silly. She makes me feel silly. But that's a

444
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 2: fun word. And that's what you call it. Just being

445
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 2: like super self conscious about alienating her her Midwestern viewers.

446
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, she but her blog. I remember reading on her

447
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 3: Wikipedia did like insane numbers, like like twenty five million

448
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,199
Speaker 3: viewers like a day. Yeah, she's more than the day

449
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 3: she comes.

450
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 2: To Shark Tank and she's just like, well, my revenue

451
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 2: is seven million off of advertising alone, and my mommy

452
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 2: blogging what.

453
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like and that's why I'm selling ribbon

454
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 1: cutters for CAF test colds.

455
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 3: But at the gala, Lad can't eat all this bread

456
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 3: with all this top of off. Yeah, he wants meat

457
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 3: and potatoes.

458
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 2: He doesn't want anything that has a color.

459
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

460
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

461
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 1: If I could read a little part from the Gala music.

462
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 3: Please.

463
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 1: Gala music, I could hear his stomach rumblin. It sounded

464
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 1: like the t Rex and Jurassic Park. My man wanted

465
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: to be fit. Any attempt to put on a happy

466
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: face was now gone. With the previous course dishes, I

467
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: gave him a compassionate glance as I gobbled down his watercress. Also,

468
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 1: so she's eating all of his.

469
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 3: And always making strokes about it about like honey, I

470
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 3: guess they'll have to eat your portion.

471
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 2: Yeah.

472
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: The fourth course was the last straw. It was lecquered salmon,

473
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: and Lad eats neither north salmon lacquer That was it.

474
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 1: He couldn't take it anymore. They're actually trying to kill me,

475
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: aren't they? He whispered in my ear. He wasn't joking.

476
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: His hunger level had stripped him of all clear thinking,

477
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: and paranoia was officially setting in. It's like, this is

478
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 1: a madman. This is like yeah, and she's like, isn't

479
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: it so sexy? And it's like he's just refusing.

480
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: To eat and literally the one time he's ever out

481
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: of dinner in public.

482
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's like making up excuses again too. Then

483
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: she says, this whole thing, this gala, was all conspiracy now,

484
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: an evil plan hatched by my dad's darling wife and

485
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: her evil boarded directors. They knew lad the cattle rancheruld

486
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: be come to the dinner, and they put Christine and

487
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: shiny fish on the menu just to watch him in angry.

488
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 1: It was all finally becoming clear to him. How could people.

489
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 2: Be so cruel?

490
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: Anyway, he finally gets up and goes to McDonald's. That's

491
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: what he says.

492
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 3: Yes, we think he's going to McDonald's. And then instead

493
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 3: of taking twenty minutes, he takes.

494
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 2: Forty five minutes. Plot twist. He went to a steakhouse. Yeah,

495
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 2: and had a whole meal and tipped twenty five percent.

496
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: She's clear to mention yeah, and it's like, huh.

497
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 3: How does she know that? I don't think. Oh. But

498
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 3: by the way, what we're not talking about is that

499
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 3: the gala was for his stepmom's theater, but that she's

500
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 3: on the board of the Yeah, yeah, what was this theater?

501
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 3: What was the gala? I'm dying to know, Like, well,

502
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 3: what was on the calendar for that year? Like we're

503
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,120
Speaker 3: doing noises Off, we're doing legally blonde.

504
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 2: She also reveals at one point that redheads have a

505
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: higher propensity for pain in child birth. Yeah, and that's

506
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: why she needed epidural. Because the whole epidural like birth

507
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 2: chapter is basically her like performing this insane guilt around

508
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 2: having used the epidural. And you know, there's all this

509
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: culture of guilt and motherhood conversations around breastfeeding or not breastfeeding,

510
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 2: you know, to use the drugs or not. Yeah, and

511
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 2: she's really kind of talking herself off the ledge about

512
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 2: how she tried to not use it but she had.

513
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 3: To, but it's okay because she's a redhead.

514
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: But then she did go to the Lama's classes, and

515
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: then she was able to not use an epidural on

516
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 2: one time third child, but then her fore child wasn't

517
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: singing traumatic and it had to be a C section.

518
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: But then there's another breastfeeding team where she's still like

519
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 2: hiding the breastfeed from her brother in law under like

520
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 2: a blanket, and she's just like, and I didn't think

521
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: that he knew what was going on under there, but

522
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: of course he knew what was going on under that point.

523
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 3: She's so weird.

524
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 1: Absolutely, she's so weird. Though. That chacter was so crazy

525
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: because it was all about how like Tim, her brother

526
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: in law, how close they were, and how like he

527
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 1: had such a cowboy mouth. She's like, you didn't get

528
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: it when men are in a barn together at four am, like.

529
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: They have sugar lips. So yeah, she said sugar lips.

530
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 2: And I was just like this, I don't remember that.

531
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 2: She was like, he was called sugar lips because he

532
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 2: always said what he thought. And it's just like, this

533
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 2: phrase is so sexual.

534
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 3: If that's why he called sugar lips. I think I

535
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 3: think the men are calling him sugar lips for a different.

536
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 2: I think they're all going over there and using his

537
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 2: sugar lips after they're done the cattle.

538
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 3: Why don't you take a look at the lipstick on

539
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 3: your husband's cockad? Okay, fuck up, he's gay and he's

540
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 3: fucking your brother. She's always like just being a simple

541
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 3: country girl myself. We do things. And even the fact

542
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: that she calls it the pioneer woman, like that's not

543
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 3: someone that's in the country, you know what I mean,

544
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 3: Like that there's an outside sort of because this.

545
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: Is her whole fish out of water.

546
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 3: Thing like, and she's very clear about like I'm fish out.

547
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: Of water, but it's like the water in question. It's

548
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 2: like Tulsa golf course to like actually two hours outside

549
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 2: of exactly. It's like that's the transition two hours.

550
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 3: In a life time away.

551
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: And then she has like she does a lot of

552
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: things where like she'll break it down it's just you know,

553
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: fun for the reader. Will she'll be like, here's a

554
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 1: list of thirty dogs. But then one while she's like

555
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: lad's childhood, my childhood, Like the difference of them and

556
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: one is like it does seem like she does like

557
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: being with his family better because she's just so like,

558
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: let's talk about pop pop and gramps well.

559
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 3: One of the funniest things is like how she stresses,

560
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: Like the fact that her parents divorce while she was

561
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 3: an adult was one of the most traumatizing things that

562
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 3: she's ever been through her life. Like can you imagine

563
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 3: being like what as an adult.

564
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 2: As at like age twenty seven, Like you're not going

565
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 2: to be together.

566
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: It's like again old school, I'm like got aram.

567
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 2: She I mean, I do I know? It is just

568
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: like so what really happened? Like did your mother abuse you?

569
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 4: Right?

570
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 2: Like what went down?

571
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 3: Like there was a meth thing, there was there was

572
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 3: like something.

573
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: Her eyebrows are pretty mess the pines.

574
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 3: It's just like two thousand's like that's just the havoc

575
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 3: of the two thousand hair.

576
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 2: Also becomes even it becomes like more garish as the

577
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 2: show goes on where and especially so I was watching

578
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: like the Quarantine episodes, and it's.

579
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 3: All her kids film.

580
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: The kids film, and they're sitting with their iPhones on

581
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 2: their little like sticks, and the kids are all kind

582
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: of homeschooly too and awkward and like biting their lips

583
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: and kind of looking around shuffly and laughing at her

584
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 2: really weird jokes again that are not jokes where she's

585
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 2: just being just like, oh, like, well, of course there's

586
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: nothing I lack more than sheese, and they're like, mom,

587
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: that's crazy. Well okay, let's also let's get to the

588
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 2: homeschool thing. So she has this whole thing where she

589
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: admits that she like homeschools are ches for several years,

590
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 2: but then they.

591
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: Because again the drive Tulsa. She was like, I was

592
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: dropping them an hour and like then I would have

593
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: come back and then I'd have to drive again. I

594
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: was like, well that commute does sound.

595
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 3: And again, but that's like five pages of her describing

596
00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 3: the community, just like she's like, you know me at

597
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 3: five thirty and it's like okay, and then it's all

598
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 3: just to say like I homeschooled my kids.

599
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like so Lad pushes me and he's like, honeybee,

600
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: wake up, and I'm like and then he pushes me

601
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: again fifteen minutes later and I'm like, not on this

602
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: your walk.

603
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 2: And then it's like this paragraph. Of course lad Weez

604
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: used to waken up at three forty five am because

605
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: to him, that's the time that you wake up. You

606
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 2: wake up at three am so you can go feed

607
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: the cattle. Get in the spurs because you want to

608
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 2: move the cattle while it's still cold before it gets

609
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: too hot. That detail is in this book ten times.

610
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah you think later in the day.

611
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you think we just cool off in the creek,

612
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: not in my creek full of snakes.

613
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 3: But she's I love how like fake self deprecating. She

614
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 3: is like, yes, just like five thirty, I wake up

615
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 3: more towards noon and with coffee, and.

616
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: It's like what She's like, Yeah, I think I'm gonna

617
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 2: need a glass of wine, or maybe it were two

618
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 2: glasses of wine at the end of this week. This

619
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 2: book is also very like she's just her weird opinion.

620
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: She's always so it's just like.

621
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: And my daughter was very tall, and I had There's

622
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 2: another point where she says lad had a very tall mother.

623
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

624
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 2: She's always just been like and some girls are really

625
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 2: tall and that's okay. And it sounds like maybe it's

626
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: not okay with you.

627
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 3: Oh. Also, she's she's constantly making comments about weight, but

628
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: then like experiencing it before, like being like and look,

629
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: I know looks don't matter, but I was ten sizes

630
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 3: bigger than I've ever been in my life back that

631
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 3: you wouldn't believe. I was like, okay, it's just like

632
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 3: that constantly.

633
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: And of course I didn't want to pass on any

634
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 2: of these insecurities to my daughter, so I didn't say

635
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: anything about it in the car, even though my thighs

636
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: had never been large and I would never be able

637
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 2: to fit into the jess I had in college ever again,

638
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: I burned them. I put them under the house.

639
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: Or the skunks lived was insane. When she shoots a

640
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: skut buries the skunk so she can go out to

641
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: a restaurant.

642
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 3: Her husband said, if you bury this gun, I'll take

643
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 3: you to dinner. Right I did it.

644
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: Right after he's killed it with a shotgun, and she.

645
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: Wants to go to this couple's dinner. That was them

646
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: driving to another couple's house, all piling into several SUVs,

647
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: them driving in that hour. So she wears them pants.

648
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: But the scene where her daughter is like, Mom, stop

649
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: wearing like blouses and skinny jeans to soccer games. Wear

650
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: a T shirt and shorts. And then she was like

651
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: that's why. She was like, I could never do that

652
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: because my body I'm so obese. But I wouldn't tell

653
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: my daughter that.

654
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: Crazy QBC, the most flowy QBC like peasant chat or whatever,

655
00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: like tied I strappy top yea belt from to next

656
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: leaves the boy balls and the daughter and I kept wondering,

657
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: this is the tall daughter, and I'm like, is tall

658
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 2: daughter a lesbian or not?

659
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: Well it isn't tall girl engaged from Marizzio who Cowboy

660
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: Josh is? Like one of them is engaged. I forget right.

661
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 3: I don't remember which one, okay, but but she was

662
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,959
Speaker 3: like the daughter she was more nervous for Cowboy Josh

663
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 3: to meet him than her dad.

664
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, oh something.

665
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 3: That's why I was like something like oh right, right,

666
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 3: because we never goes into that barn. She's sending her

667
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 3: kids there for the day. They're like, She's always like

668
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 3: and they come back at nine point thirty covered in

669
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 3: shit and piss and dirt and blood. But that's my kids.

670
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 3: They love it out there. And it's like do they

671
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 3: or why don't you do it?

672
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: They love waking up at three forty five am. And

673
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: she's like, but it teaches them ranch.

674
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: Stuff and the sun. Yeah, when the sun gets accidentally branded,

675
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 2: it's just a handburn. Yeah, I thought, I look so

676
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 2: ugly in this hospital right now, I've never looked more disgusted.

677
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 2: And I wanted to stop by the avon counter and

678
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: put some makeup on, yeah, but I drove him to

679
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 2: the er. Yeah.

680
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 3: Oh, and she's like and there was a hole in

681
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 3: my crotch, I repeat, a hole in my croch.

682
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: And then at the hospital where she has like a

683
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: hole in her crotch after her son was branded, she's

684
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: like runs.

685
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,479
Speaker 3: Into like her ex boyfriend's mom.

686
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 1: It was just like so insane.

687
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a lot of ex boyfriends.

688
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, well then her ex boyfriend, oh no, her crush,

689
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: her former high school crush comes to a signing with

690
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: his wife, and she's like so embarrassed and so sweaty

691
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: in her dripping. I mean, I doubt that Michelle is breathable.

692
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 2: No, everything is like Polly, like, what's that ray on?

693
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: Raylan?

694
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: A lot of ray on in that house. I do

695
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: feel like, I think the thing about all the ex

696
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 2: boyfriends in the way that she's constantly dis I been

697
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: her chiseled husband and his wranglers, wranglers, wranglers. One, well,

698
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 2: I think she fucks I guess, well, yeah, she has

699
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 2: all those kids, and then she keeps thinking jokes about.

700
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: She was like, and yes, we had another kid. And

701
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 2: I won't go into the details of how that happened

702
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: to say, I got pregnant.

703
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 3: Again, something to do with what we did on our

704
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 3: wedding night.

705
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 2: I don't want to give you the details about wa

706
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 2: so many of my children are born in this summer.

707
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 2: But I think you can payse it to Diyler.

708
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 3: But then so me.

709
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: She got vertigo on her Australian honeymoon.

710
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, well that's the worst story in the book.

711
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 2: She got the inner ear infection on their Australian honeymoon.

712
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 3: By the way, Okay, so the book opens with this

713
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 3: story about like the worst first year of marriage, Like

714
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 3: we had the worst first year. It started off first

715
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 3: of all, I got an ear infection in Australia. Okay, okay,

716
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 3: talk about a rocky start. And then she's like, plus,

717
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 3: my husband couldn't find anything to eat in the country

718
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 3: in Australia.

719
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like a cattle capital of like all.

720
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 2: The world, the most normal, like cultureless place.

721
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 3: Absolutely, there's McDonald's like, what is she talking about?

722
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: The whole Australian thing like burgers.

723
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: Eggs, it's just it's insanity's funny. So yeah, around he's

724
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 2: the same way he was in high school, the same

725
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: weight that he was in college. He's never put on

726
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 2: a pound. He has an eight pack on a twelve

727
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 2: pack in his wranglers.

728
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he he loves my brother's sugar lips, so well,

729
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 3: yeah he My husband is snatched. He looks thin.

730
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: He is.

731
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: It's like my husband for days and he gets very

732
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: angry and stop speaking.

733
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 2: My husband's just an angry, skinny bitch. That's the way.

734
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: I like scrumptious, So scrumptious a lot. She loves grumious.

735
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: In her coffee, of course, is so coffee mate, Like

736
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: she's like I take a sip of my iced coffee

737
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: drowning in like hazel nuts.

738
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: Gas station in the whole apple fred or fiasco. Like

739
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 2: she spends half a paragraph describing the coffee and all

740
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 2: the creamers. She's delectable.

741
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh I'm enjoyed cookies and cream Like, I just want

742
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: to quickly talk about calf nuts. She the testicle, the

743
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: calf tescal. How she's like talks about She's like on

744
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: this farm, like half nuts are everywhere and she's always

745
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: finding like cow tescles in her kids.

746
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 3: Not the testicles, the sack, the ball, the empty sack,

747
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 3: the empty calf, fuzzy fuzzy half sack. The kids think

748
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: they're toys and they put them in their pockets. Then

749
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: you do laundry and boy, oh boy, you don't want

750
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: to smell what that's like? Like hot hot, hot sack

751
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 3: and it's like she's shit was enough?

752
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like try watching wrenglers, like but you know, testicles,

753
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 1: rocky mountain oysters as they call them if they're deep fried.

754
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: And sugar Lips has a really good recipe for rocky oysters,

755
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: right flower, tons of cayenne, hot.

756
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 2: Hot boys, black pepper.

757
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, hot hot chest hot nuts.

758
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 3: My men love their hot nuts. Skinny snatched chisel. Bitch

759
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 3: of a husband loves spicy nuts.

760
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: It's eat spicy nuts. But you can't find anything to

761
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 1: eat in Australia.

762
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: I want to ask what you guys think her politics are.

763
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: I have a theory that I feel like her and

764
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 2: all her friends, like her other homeschoen friends. They all

765
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 2: voted for Klobuchar and all their husbands vote for Trump,

766
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 2: but no one tells anyone who they voted for. And

767
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 2: they will take it to their grave and they just

768
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: do not discuss that at the dinner table.

769
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: Absolutely, because I watched a cool, awesome super cut of

770
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: her the top five cast roles she makes, and she

771
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: makes Klobachar's castle role, which is ground beef, cheese, tater

772
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: tots hot dish, and she just does seem so clubbed

773
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: to make it's so but first wine. And I feel

774
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: like her crew is very like, oh, we're not talking politics.

775
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's very like we don't.

776
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 2: They literally they go to the pollotation together like the

777
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 2: husband and my leave, get back into their massive suv and.

778
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 3: Yes, we could.

779
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: Stop for doctor Pepper and they might even be like

780
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: I could see like she's putting on her like I

781
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: voted sticker on.

782
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 3: I don't think she's putting for like the drive. Wait

783
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 3: wait wait wait do you think I think she doesn't vote?

784
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 3: I think you can find an hour on a day.

785
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: No, that's true. I mean she she only gets to

786
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 2: go to dinner like once a month.

787
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, why.

788
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 3: Does she eat?

789
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: What does she wear?

790
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 3: How does she live?

791
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,959
Speaker 2: All right? What does she eat?

792
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: What does she eat? I mean we know it's like

793
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: it's always a mix of cheddar and monerary jack.

794
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: Monorary jack.

795
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 3: Idiot, You fucking idiot.

796
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: I was home schoold. We learned differently.

797
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 2: We never went over the cheeses.

798
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: I don't know what a nickel looks like. Remember that.

799
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 3: She's like, my son didn't know what a nickel looked like.

800
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: Next time. She's like, next kid, maybe I'll teach your mouth.

801
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 2: She's like, I felt bad I skipped the currency.

802
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh she loves sushi and her favorite sushi place is

803
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: in Tulsa.

804
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she she likes Gal's Knight food. She

805
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: obviously loves getting shishto peppers and spinach.

806
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 3: Art choked dip, spinach artichoke, everything. Please.

807
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 2: No, she's very just like spinach artichoked flatbread like with

808
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 2: beta and then on it everything and then.

809
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: There's like balsamic shidos. Then there's a bloomin onion. She's like,

810
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: I shouldn't, but I will. This is one of the

811
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: Pantstone fits.

812
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: I will say. I do think she's she has like

813
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: had to follow food trends somewhat over the course of

814
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: her career. And I was like noticing in the later

815
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: seasons like she was making like in some ways and

816
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 2: you know, not Alice the Roman, but getting close to

817
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 2: a lemonee like Parsley forward pasta. She's still calling it

818
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: the veggie tastic pasta, like she's still blocking it up,

819
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 2: and then like putting like bread crumbs on top and

820
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 2: not even saying Panco, just being like, these are fun

821
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 2: bread crumbs. I like to use wonderbread or use whatever

822
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: you have lying around.

823
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: Has got an industrial tub of lemon pepper.

824
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's big Costco.

825
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 2: It's a dash oh.

826
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: And there's right that whole section where she's like about

827
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: like where she learns to go to Costco and like.

828
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 3: By oh, yeah, she's like buying and bulk. The whole

829
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 3: chapter about how she learned to buy and bowl.

830
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: I was watching this one cast roll where I was like,

831
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 1: I mean all of them obviously like looks so good

832
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: and naughty, and she was like, so now we're adding

833
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: in three tubs of cotta cheese and you're actually not

834
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: even gonna notice the cottage cheese. It's just to get

835
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: a creamy texture. Then we're gonna do a court of

836
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: sour cream, and then we're gonna mix up the monerary

837
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: track and it is kind of like why the cottage cheese,

838
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean you a monerary.

839
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 2: I okay, so you also is like everything is always

840
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 2: about like how her husband doesn't like colorful foods, and

841
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 2: she's like, and I'm gonna put these tomatoes on the plate.

842
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: Not now, he won't eat them, but I just think

843
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 2: they make the dish look natt Yeah, and then everything

844
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 2: is the sweetest dressing. She also loves Mason jar making dress.

845
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, I think it's.

846
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: Just so much better than mixing in a ball and

847
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: then putting in a jar.

848
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: You get to fund shake, which is a little bit

849
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 3: of cardio.

850
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: Lord nose on nita.

851
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: But I you know, I do, I mean sure.

852
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the food doesn't sound bad to me.

853
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 2: No. I was like, she has a good sense of balance,

854
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 2: I'll say, like she is always putting.

855
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: Pladeen right, yeah, yeah, always three types of cottage cheese.

856
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: She's like, and even know like lad does love an

857
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: iceberg let a salad like she wants her big yeah,

858
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: tver feta, blueberries, pulverized walnuts. Things that are lacquered, Yeah, glazes.

859
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 2: Lacky and glazy. There needs to be. It's also you know,

860
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: portions are large.

861
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 3: Well you know, actually I was just looking it up.

862
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 3: She has lost fifty five pounds in the last year,

863
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: and she talks about how it's just about like portions, portions.

864
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 2: Well I have, I mean so shout out to my

865
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 2: cousin Lisa, who also lost an enormous amount of weight

866
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 2: through portion control.

867
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 1: That wow.

868
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 3: Crazy. Yeah.

869
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 2: We were at this like family dinner at one of

870
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 2: the restaurants on the boat and she was saying how

871
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 2: she had lost all this weight, and she was like,

872
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: the trick I realized was that, you know what, if

873
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 2: I really like this ice cream, I can have another

874
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: bowl tomorrow and I don't have to have another bowl now.

875
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, that's.

876
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: Kind of mind blowing. Yeah, like you it's like you

877
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 2: will be able to have it. It's exactly, it's really

878
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 2: just about time.

879
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about this sort of like but since it

880
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 3: was twelve oh one, I guess it was tomorrow. Oh

881
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 3: rey O. She's so country mouse carry Bradshaw because it's

882
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 3: literally the tons and the blogs self deprecating quote unquote,

883
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 3: but like adorable, but country mouse carry Country mouse carry.

884
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 2: Okay, what does she wear Stillard's I think obviously it's QVC.

885
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: I think she's ordering a lot of clothing and then

886
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: picking it up in the town. Obviously, when she's doing

887
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: her weekly.

888
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: She respects hers.

889
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 3: What's her favorite store to go to?

890
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 2: Though, I feel like she's stopping at one of those

891
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 2: like the Red Dress barnboutique dot com, where it's just

892
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 2: like some story you've never heard of and everything is

893
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: just like a bell sleeved dress with butterfly with so

894
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: many butterflies and floral prints and like almost tied eyeprints.

895
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: Because when she goes to New York, I feel like

896
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: she's not shopping at all.

897
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 3: Where her black dress.

898
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 2: When most people go to New York, honey, they shop, Okay.

899
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: It's a shop. She's like blooming Dale's. Me, I stay

900
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: in and I order some sushi New.

901
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,240
Speaker 3: York City style, yeh canal.

902
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: But I also could just see her like logging onto

903
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: Macy's dog.

904
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, Macy's. I think she's Macy's some beautiful black slash's.

905
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: Like I need some slacks live Okay. So I'm wondering, like,

906
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 1: what what are the renos now that she's like rich

907
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 1: on that home because she's like we grew up. We're

908
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: in the home that LAD grew up in. Like in

909
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: my mind, it does seem pretty like I mean obviously,

910
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: it's big shelves that.

911
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 3: Are so.

912
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 2: Is kind of just like a little bit Chip and Joanna.

913
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: I do wonder what the actual house is.

914
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, it seems messy.

915
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 3: I feel yeah, I think it's I think it's dark.

916
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 2: I think it's scary. I think it's like dark gray,

917
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 2: dirty carpet, big scary couch with cup holders, live, laugh love,

918
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,479
Speaker 2: Christian key.

919
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 3: I don't know if she's lived, laugh love. I think

920
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 3: she thinks she's a little bit ahead. I think she's

921
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 3: a little bit like you don't.

922
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 2: I don't think it says you don't think there's a

923
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 2: big key rack that says family.

924
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: Well family, yeah, right, okay, family, that says family.

925
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: She has like a small wine sign that's a good

926
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: first wine. But like lad is sober, so I feel

927
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: like she's not.

928
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 2: She's not.

929
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 1: But he's never had a drink.

930
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 2: He's never had a drink in his whole life. He's

931
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 2: never had agg.

932
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 3: He's like, if I do, I'll fuck a guy. Yeah No,

933
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 3: he's literally lose inhibition.

934
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 2: Yes, the second I do one popper, I will have

935
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 2: to fuck Josh so savagely.

936
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

937
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 3: Lots of black wrought iron and like cedar corse cedar.

938
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: Tons of cedar, and like the lodge where the tours

939
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: are are nice, aren't even more Chip and Joanna with

940
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: like the cedar and the mason jars. But I'm imagining

941
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: the biggest pine, the biggest like lazy boys, but they're

942
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: like nice and new.

943
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 3: Biggest lazy boys.

944
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: One of those like chargers lights, one of those tables

945
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 1: that's made of like a big random piece of wood

946
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: that's like crooked and everything, and then like sort of

947
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: cut with a big piece of glass.

948
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 4: Big.

949
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: Wow, you think it's really that like sex lodge that

950
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 2: I think. I mean, she is a celebrity, Yeah, I

951
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 2: think he probably didn't. You have four crazy boys running around,

952
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 2: you don't want a big glass table.

953
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 3: If there had been a last table, we would have

954
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 3: heard about it in one of these stories.

955
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not a good idea when you've got chiseled

956
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: cowboys running around.

957
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: But I think you're right. I bet there are some

958
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: more modern chiseled like wooden pieces like.

959
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 3: A clock or something that's like like a naughty piece

960
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 3: of tree stump.

961
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: And when you say naughty you mean not.

962
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: That's like right now, she has like a British flag

963
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: somewhere that's like small ceiling.

964
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 3: Do you think it's popcorn to your old house.

965
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, not in the not in the lodge. You're gotten

966
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 2: on the lodge. Yeah, And take that back about the

967
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 2: British flags.

968
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: You don't think little pillow British flag. Someone gave it

969
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: to her crewcause.

970
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 3: The whole crew is British and I think, okay, yeah,

971
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 3: you take that back.

972
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, small small union jack fellow.

973
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: Absolutely in their bedroom obviously like heavy, heavy, heavy two lamps.

974
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously, like there's you know, the duvet and all

975
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: the pillows.

976
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: There's a big glube and.

977
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 2: Sharm and lube and a drawer, big glube and drawer.

978
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 3: Oh I think, I think I think there's lube, but

979
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 3: she hides it because she doesn't want to. She hides

980
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 3: it so she doesn't want.

981
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: It all into this slatthered Uh.

982
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: Yes, I think she goes hold on just a minute, right,

983
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 3: and then she's like.

984
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 2: She even goes into the bathroom to apply it and

985
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: then comes back out.

986
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's a long red lady. She's like, let

987
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: me get into something.

988
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 3: A little more. Because so she's so like Christian and

989
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 3: like koy and like like a man should never see

990
00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 3: you wet in yourself.

991
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: It's old. Why she's so carey because I feel like

992
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: she's sex with Bran, yesding him.

993
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 2: With I don't think it is Missionaria.

994
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: You don't think she's girl on top writhing that chiseled.

995
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: She's probably just.

996
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 3: Like, I'm really worried about.

997
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 2: Put on a lot of weight since my four kids.

998
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, he weighs exactly the same.

999
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: In college and middle school.

1000
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: Now the real question.

1001
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 3: Who are you?

1002
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: Are you back?

1003
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna be real with you guys all, Stephen,

1004
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 3: I think you are producer Rachel the British The British

1005
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 3: producer who loves who like came from Ina and was like, wait,

1006
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 3: I love your charming little rush and your gorgeous husband.

1007
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 3: Let's to a picnic. And she's like, there's chiggers in

1008
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 3: the grass. You're killing your producer, Rachel.

1009
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 2: What about quilt?

1010
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, the chiggers are gonna get any quil, Yeah,

1011
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: vengage quilt on grass?

1012
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: Snakes?

1013
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 3: I don't think so.

1014
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, let's not get some snake, Repella,

1015
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 2: let's get some TM ordering tents now.

1016
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: And You're like, yummy, yummy, y how did you lend

1017
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: that piping pot of tea over here.

1018
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 2: I do start sucking one of her man chants you.

1019
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's like a p a who fuss.

1020
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, No.

1021
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: Producer Rachel's married to a cameraman Julie Robert style.

1022
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 2: Yeah for a talk that actually is so mean because

1023
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 2: it's like he is kind of trade but he also

1024
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 2: like has his skill into that.

1025
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's like also Briddish too.

1026
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: And like gets TV but it's still like holding a camera. Yeah,

1027
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: it's like top stuff.

1028
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 2: Okay, literally me to it, Okay, Lily.

1029
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 3: I for a long time I was like, is Lily

1030
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 3: lad or re? Because I can yeh, yeah.

1031
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: You're really every day.

1032
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 3: Because I mostly think you're lad. But I also was like,

1033
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 3: but I picture Lily being like I don't want to get.

1034
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 1: Up yeah, general, yeah I'm not getting up three forty five,

1035
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 1: Like obviously I'm dressing the part.

1036
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: Lad and I hate getting out. You love wranglers, but

1037
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 2: you hate getting.

1038
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: A three forty five. And I think the lad re

1039
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: is my struggle throughout life. Yeah, I want to be lad,

1040
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: but I'm re.

1041
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you also want to be re and there's

1042
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 2: nothing you love more than like a high top with

1043
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 2: your girls and Sushii.

1044
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: Well, this is our consecraversation where you're like, stop pretending

1045
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: you're Lad, you're red, Like, yeah, I do, and I

1046
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: am like, let's go out, but.

1047
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 2: Then again like you literally do golf. Yeah, that gets

1048
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 2: back to reborn on a golf course.

1049
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like I don't think I love Gayla's. I

1050
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't like store worm out because like a salad whizzerved.

1051
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 2: Right right, it would be so double portion.

1052
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: You would like, oh this is nice, this is nice,

1053
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: good right, But I also would whip up like it's lad,

1054
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: like I am a hungry man that wants like chicken

1055
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: fried steak. Yeah, okay, who are you?

1056
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: What did you think you were?

1057
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 3: I'm Lad's stepmom who is on the board at the theater.

1058
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 3: You mean mom, No, no, no, no, this is lad.

1059
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 2: Not lads. Like the one who's like really tall but

1060
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 2: would never want to wear like the same color top

1061
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 2: as bottom because you didn't want to appear like a column.

1062
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 3: She was the one like she's always.

1063
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 1: Being so like, well now that Gram's is alone, he's

1064
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: always buying so much like corn.

1065
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 3: Whatever.

1066
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are in Tulsa. You're putting together.

1067
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming, Thanks for coming to the gala hunt

1068
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 3: use your celebrity power around here for this next season,

1069
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 3: and you're.

1070
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,959
Speaker 1: Telling your husband just being like, we we gotta get

1071
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,919
Speaker 1: ree and lad to the gala. We gotta get there.

1072
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I think there will be anything for him

1073
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 3: to eat. It's brushette. Yeah, yeah, I mean, she's a chef.

1074
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 1: He's got to be eating brushette all the time. And

1075
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: then you're putting on a beautiful.

1076
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 3: Season of theater.

1077
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 2: Another amazing season. Knocked it out of the park.

1078
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: We raised thirteen hundred dollars.

1079
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 2: I would say that I give this book. It's a

1080
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 2: little tough because I really do enjoy her as a

1081
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 2: as a storyteller, cultural icon, or in a movement, but

1082
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 2: as a book. As a book, this is a Facebook post.

1083
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: This is a Facebook and just like Facebook posts, I

1084
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 1: would say the first hundred pages, I was like, I'm dying.

1085
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm loving this. This amazing. And then you're at like

1086
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: two to eighty yeah, and you're like, okay, babe, let's

1087
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: wrap it up. Yeah with listing your basst hounds, what

1088
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: kind of feed they eat?

1089
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 3: Two horses, here's the name of here's the names of

1090
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 3: all the horses, dead and alive, she really did that.

1091
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 2: With a part of me or she was just like

1092
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 2: and I thought the horses wanted to kill me the

1093
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 2: way they were looking at me through the windows.

1094
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 3: Oh, because they ate her sunflowers. Well I never planted

1095
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 3: sunflowers again, I'll tell you that much like. Okay, that

1096
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 3: was chapter five.

1097
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 1: So I do love the short chapters, and I do

1098
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: love that you can kind of open it to anywhere.

1099
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 3: And just have a good time, dive right.

1100
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 2: Treat it more like I would.

1101
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: Say advice to our listeners if you're going to buy this,

1102
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: you know, treat it like a coffee table book or

1103
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: a book of psalms.

1104
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

1105
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 2: A book of psalms and lessons, and there is a

1106
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 2: little bit of a moral lesson to every single story. Yeah,

1107
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: that you can take with you and put in your

1108
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 2: pocket and snack on till the next church session.

1109
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm giving this three point nine bull testicles wow out

1110
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: of five. Yeah. Ooh. It was really just a different,

1111
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: you know, just good old Christian.

1112
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 3: Fun, Christian fun. Yeah.

1113
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 2: It definitely was a Christian level of fun for sure,

1114
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 2: And it showed me that some of our religious brothers

1115
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 2: and sisters do know how to kick back and let

1116
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 2: loose and let their hair die.

1117
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 3: I may be a Christian, but I drink wine.

1118
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sorry, you tell me that's not godly. You

1119
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 2: tell me God didn't have a little hand in Charney.

1120
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: And yes we do have wasabi in Tulsa.

1121
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 3: After all, it is the blood of Christ.

1122
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 2: So yeah, I would say give this book maybe a

1123
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 2: three out of a five hour drive to my local

1124
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 2: restaurant for date night once every six months.

1125
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 3: I would give this two or no three? Three horse

1126
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 3: eaten sunflower?

1127
00:56:52,719 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 2: Month three? Did three? Did skunks? All right? Well, Cole,

1128
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 2: thank you so much for coming on.

1129
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 1: In the whisper room and just getting real, getting Christian.

1130
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 3: I have to say I have a high bed and

1131
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 3: I am not ashamed of it.

1132
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: Climb on up.

1133
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 4: Wow.

1134
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for being so raw and horrible.

1135
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 2: No more comments, and let our listeners know where can

1136
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: they find you? You said cobble Hill or.

1137
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 3: I live in cobble Hill in Brooklyn on street. Yeah,

1138
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 3: in between beep and beep right on top of your

1139
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 3: mom's fat beep.

1140
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 2: Love that fun, fun humor for the for the whole.

1141
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: Some of couls humor is not Christian?

1142
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 2: Say that?

1143
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 3: Okay? Look, come on, I went to u c l

1144
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 3: A for Gerontology, Classic Garontology.

1145
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: My Bachelor of Science in Gerontology.

1146
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 2: All right, thanks so much, y'all, ban.

1147
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: Rowd on back. This vintage episode was presented by Prologued Projects,

1148
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: edited by Benjamin Frish, with editoral support from Andrew Parsons,

1149
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 1: Perci Ever, Lynn, Leon Nafolk, Madeline Kathlin, Narlene Irrevelant. Isn't

1150
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: that fun? Okay, well you know the names. Our current

1151
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: producers are Darby Masters supervising Producers, A buzza Far Executive

1152
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: producer is Christine Everett. But you know it's been the

1153
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: same the whole time. Our work by Teddy Blank, stemsne By,

1154
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: Steve Phillips, Horse, Some things don't change, never change,