Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. Hello. I have a lot of stuff to
Speaker 1: tell you about. I need to make notes, so starting
Speaker 1: to forget this stuff right, okay, So we'll start with
Speaker 1: I was I got a message on Instagram from Kane
Speaker 1: Kane Brown, and we text a little bit, or we'll
Speaker 1: send Instagram messages a little bit. And so there's a
Speaker 1: video of I think the I Heeart Country hosted of
Speaker 1: all the performers at i Heeart Country Festival and myself
Speaker 1: who was hosting, and we're all standing there taking a
Speaker 1: big group picture, and I get this message from Kane
Speaker 1: Brown that goes, how come you're like me? All these
Speaker 1: people always dressed up in their show gear and I
Speaker 1: look like I'm always ready to hoop? And so I
Speaker 1: was just wearing pants and a button up short sleeve shirt.
Speaker 1: Wasn't super Sometimes I wear a full suit, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this, ain't doing that. I still felt like
Speaker 1: I look pretty good. I was like, so I thought
Speaker 1: I took down a little bit of the formal. And
Speaker 1: we're in Austin. It's a hundred degrees. I don't want
Speaker 1: to wear a suit, right, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't have to anymore. I just wear whatever as long
Speaker 1: as I look presentable. So a little bit, I'm like,
Speaker 1: dang camber. I thought I was just wanting to play basketball,
Speaker 1: but okay, and so, but I don't know what to
Speaker 1: say because I don't fully agree with him. And also,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Allen was just in T shirt and shorts. I
Speaker 1: was hanging out in the he looked like he was
Speaker 1: about to go hoop. So I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 1: And I just don't want to leave Kane on Red,
Speaker 1: so I said, Haha, Jimmy, I ready to go chill
Speaker 1: on the couch, all I said. Right Then it just
Speaker 1: gets even more awkward as it goes on. Then he goes,
Speaker 1: I meant to send this to Jimmy. Oh yeah, because
Speaker 1: you weren't really dressed. So now I'm like talked. He said,
Speaker 1: I'm meant to send this to Jimmy LMAO. I hit
Speaker 1: unsin fast as heck. But I guess that button doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Oh there's an unsent button. I don't know if there
Speaker 1: is or not, but I just was It's like I
Speaker 1: was slightly offended, and then now I just felt stupid
Speaker 1: that I said anything. That's really funny because I was like,
Speaker 1: and he didn't. He wasn't even talking to me. So
Speaker 1: I would have been better if you wouldn't have responded.
Speaker 1: I know, And that's just awkward in every way. It
Speaker 1: just would have been better if he thought he was
Speaker 1: responded to Jimmy and then he's like, why did jim
Speaker 1: ever reply to me? Then he went and looked. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I sent that to Bobby. And if I had just
Speaker 1: been honest and been like, nah, dude, I think I
Speaker 1: look pretty good. What if I had just said that?
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna leave him on right now. I'm
Speaker 1: not replying to that. You don't know what it means.
Speaker 1: It's all just oh, I know, it's awkward. Okay. So
Speaker 1: that's one thing. Another thing in my Instagram DMS, I
Speaker 1: got a message saying, hey, Bobby, just want to verify
Speaker 1: with you about you're Stanley the Dog Book. I got
Speaker 1: an email from Stanley Bones asking for my address, and
Speaker 1: then another email requestioning I feel out a Google form
Speaker 1: with an address and information. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: this is correct and not a scam. Thank you, Sorry
Speaker 1: for bothering you. My kids love your show, Chelsea. So
Speaker 1: if you pre to the book, we have to find
Speaker 1: a way to get you this signed art that goes
Speaker 1: inside the book, and so that is legit. So if
Speaker 1: you were to get a message from my dog, that
Speaker 1: is the book company or Morrigan, not our Morgan here
Speaker 1: Morgan number one reaching out and going hey, we need
Speaker 1: your address to send you this, because we're doing it
Speaker 1: all ourselves. The book company is not really helping with
Speaker 1: this part. So I want anybody to pre order the
Speaker 1: book to get a signed book. And when you get
Speaker 1: a signed book, what that really means is they send
Speaker 1: us a bunch of pages and you just signed the page,
Speaker 1: and the book company gets the page, puts it inside
Speaker 1: the book and sends you the book. Last time we
Speaker 1: did that, some people didn't get the signed page and
Speaker 1: it was a whole mess. And so I said, okay,
Speaker 1: let's just go around the book. We'll start convent the situation.
Speaker 1: We'll do it ourselves. So we have these original art
Speaker 1: pieces that aren't even in the book of Me and
Speaker 1: Stanley as cartoons the characters in the book, and I'm
Speaker 1: signing them all and then we're going to send them
Speaker 1: separately to make sure you get them, and then you
Speaker 1: can put it in the book because we've also made
Speaker 1: it sticky, so we're not screwing up like last time.
Speaker 1: And that is legit. If you got it, let's go.
Speaker 1: Thank you got that cleared. So it's the opposite of
Speaker 1: what these country stars are going. That's not me. It
Speaker 1: was it was you, yes, And if that account asked
Speaker 1: for gift cards, please send them, so that that is legit.
Speaker 1: They announced the Austin sillim It's Music Festival. Saw that
Speaker 1: just now, which is pretty cool. Who's headlining? It's pretty cool?
Speaker 1: Line now? Really yeah it is. Um So I don't
Speaker 1: have it up right now, but if I can remember
Speaker 1: the Chili Peppers, Nice Pink, Casey Musgraves, Scissa, Oh, here
Speaker 1: we go, Little Nozas Paramore, the Chicks, Chicks, Wow, Flume
Speaker 1: not really a Flume guy, but um, it's pretty cool event.
Speaker 1: So Chili Peppers, Pink, Little nos X, Zokra Park October
Speaker 1: seventh to ninth, and fourteenth and sixteenth. Man, I want
Speaker 1: to go. I don't. I'm over festivals. I've done too many.
Speaker 1: But I've never gone to Austin City Limits Music Festival
Speaker 1: without working it. Oh, I've gone like ten years, but
Speaker 1: I was always working Yeah, maybe I'm just so over
Speaker 1: it from working most years. I know, I know, I
Speaker 1: just I'm good for no music festivals. I'm good, just done.
Speaker 1: It's just. And also I've played so many of them.
Speaker 1: We've played so many of them, you're just like, it's hot.
Speaker 1: I don't even like it that much anymore, Dusty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you're not us and you're not jaded by
Speaker 1: all of it, go and have fun. It'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: Because that's an awesome I like that lineup, the Chili Peppers,
Speaker 1: Pink the Chicks, says Musgrave's paramour Little nozex Flum. So
Speaker 1: I just saw that out. And then finally, the other
Speaker 1: note that I made, because I'm always making notes for
Speaker 1: the post show, is that I saw a guy. You know, Amy.
Speaker 1: What happens is you play fantasy football, and if you're
Speaker 1: worst in your league, in our league, you have to
Speaker 1: pay extra, you have to double your payment in So
Speaker 1: that's not that bad as far as like humiliation, but
Speaker 1: in some of them you have to do something. You know,
Speaker 1: the guy that had to live in a wallfox for
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. Yeah, you know, he lost his fantasy
Speaker 1: football league last place and had to do that. Well,
Speaker 1: this guy in their league. The loser had to go
Speaker 1: play in the local version of the US Open, so
Speaker 1: they have anybody can get in if you pay your fee,
Speaker 1: and if you win the local, then you go to
Speaker 1: regional and you could if you win all these tournaments,
Speaker 1: you could intually make it to the US Open, the
Speaker 1: big tournament. Rare that it happens, but he had. He
Speaker 1: went and played the local and he shot like a
Speaker 1: one twenty or something. It's not even a good golfer,
Speaker 1: but he had to go and get in the tournament
Speaker 1: and play. That's really funny. It's so funny, especially if
Speaker 1: you play golf and you know, humiliating that would be.
Speaker 1: You don't want to do it. You're planning to hit
Speaker 1: like tens on two holes. Yeah, funny, It's okay, made
Speaker 1: those notes. Ready to move on from that. Uh. Stevie
Speaker 1: Wonder is getting his honorary doctorate. Oh my goodness. From
Speaker 1: what is going on? This happens every year. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of it, Yes, but this year it's because I'm
Speaker 1: getting one that they keep coming up. But Stevie Wonder
Speaker 1: from Wayne State University gave him the honorary degree from
Speaker 1: click on Detroit dot Com when did he go to
Speaker 1: school there. I don't think you have to go to
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift didn't go to in exactly. But if somebody
Speaker 1: wants to recognize you for what, lunch Bugs, But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I don't understand what they're recognizing for you.
Speaker 1: You didn't do it. You didn't go there, you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything, you didn't take classes, you didn't attend that campus.
Speaker 1: So you're just gonna hand it out to some rando. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's not a random someone that's made a
Speaker 1: difference in what the school is teaching or Yeah, culturally,
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift, there was a whole course dedicated to her.
Speaker 1: And for me, it's because of the state and that
Speaker 1: is the big school in the state and I do
Speaker 1: a lot of work within the state, and so they're going,
Speaker 1: we'd like to recognize you for that. Yeah, Like, if
Speaker 1: you start speaking positively about it, you could bring this
Speaker 1: sort of opportunity your way and you know, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Whatever college when it called you up and offered you
Speaker 1: an honorary doctorate, they said, we're gonna give Lunchbox a
Speaker 1: reality show doctorate from the University of Kansas. Yes. Oh, Wow,
Speaker 1: that would be cool and you would take it and
Speaker 1: be like, Wow, I've watched a lot of reality show
Speaker 1: and you've been a big fan of Kansas for years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for years. And I mean but they probably hear you
Speaker 1: complaining about it, so they're not gonna give you. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's why they're not, but it might be
Speaker 1: why they don't give me one. So Stephen Bonder gets
Speaker 1: that a baby was born in a Metallica show on Brazil. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'd always wanted people to have a baby at our show,
Speaker 1: but you wanted to bring them on stage? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wanted the whole moment. Yes, I don't want to like spotlights.
Speaker 1: I'd always been like, oh, you have a baby at
Speaker 1: the show, gets refund, give money back and so. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that happened in a Metallica show. I guess they must
Speaker 1: have really loved Metallica to go that pregnant or maybe
Speaker 1: like the base what do they call it? Here comes
Speaker 1: the vibrations? So I saw that. Let's see Amy had
Speaker 1: there's a fire miss apperture house. Yes, So I don't
Speaker 1: know how exactly, but I think grease from the burger
Speaker 1: ended up at the bottom of the grill where there
Speaker 1: was I don't know, but huge flame. Yeah, big video
Speaker 1: big like oh wow, no, like hurry closed that because
Speaker 1: like it could have hit the top of the patio
Speaker 1: and then caught like we have vines right there. I
Speaker 1: feel like the wood and the vines, like fire could
Speaker 1: have caught quick and sort of spread. And now I
Speaker 1: know what my kids will do in case of a fire. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have the video because my daughter recorded so naturally.
Speaker 1: Phone first, video and all safety phone first. In the video,
Speaker 1: she's laughing and then she runs away it's too foggy
Speaker 1: and slams the door inside. No fire extinguisher, no grab
Speaker 1: the fire extinguisher, No fire extinguisher needed. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Can you see the flame through that?
Speaker 1: It looks like a the house is on it's pretty far.
Speaker 1: That was the gas grill outside. Um, yeah, it's all
Speaker 1: I don't think it's Is it gas? Yeah? Probably? I
Speaker 1: don't know. How did you use it as a learning
Speaker 1: moment where you go, hey, guys, if this happens, you
Speaker 1: need to run you get the fire. Yeah, like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's try to help. I mean, good job filming, but
Speaker 1: we need to we need to like say, hey, is
Speaker 1: it okay? Like, what do you need me to do?
Speaker 1: Like go to safety? But everyone just thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Does your daughter send you her TikTok is that she's
Speaker 1: going to post and something that she doesn't Yeah, uh, well,
Speaker 1: she only can get on TikTok if she's on my phone.
Speaker 1: But she uh why was asking? Oh yeah, I mean so,
Speaker 1: to my knowledge, doesn't have TikTok on her phone. Oh
Speaker 1: I don't know that she has. She has, she has
Speaker 1: her TikTok, but it's on my phone. Can I see
Speaker 1: she has Snapchat on I won't say her name or anything.
Speaker 1: Is it on your account on TikTok? Yeah, it's on
Speaker 1: your account? Or she have her on? Oh I'm watching
Speaker 1: something actually Caitlin sent me? Or wait is it? That's so?
Speaker 1: I opened up my TikTok and this is what it
Speaker 1: was on? Is it? Oh that's not it? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me see um profile. Yeah, she's Is
Speaker 1: she on your account or she have her own? She
Speaker 1: has her own, but it's on my my friend. But
Speaker 1: I don't want to say. I don't want to say it.
Speaker 1: Don't say. I don't want people. I just want to
Speaker 1: see her account real quick. Why Lee, her account. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, on our TikTok we uh on my TikTok,
Speaker 1: our video of us doing opening act got over half
Speaker 1: a million of views and the real quick yeah, um, yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you knew, how did you know
Speaker 1: that she sent it to me? Okay, yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what Amy sees and I don't tell
Speaker 1: as long as to shars. Yeah, so she sent that
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, we've already had a very long talk. Okay,
Speaker 1: And can you follow her bones? No, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: but she'll she will send Caitlin videos, got it. I
Speaker 1: that was when you were concerned about Well, I wasn't
Speaker 1: concerned because the cat was fine. Well the cat, yes,
Speaker 1: So here's how So I was out of town and
Speaker 1: so then I'm like texting with her about it. Then
Speaker 1: I had to call her and we had to have
Speaker 1: this whole conversation about every in general because she was
Speaker 1: in DC and she kind of went outside the lines
Speaker 1: and broke some of our rules. But like, we were
Speaker 1: so busy, but she was like, I didn't think I
Speaker 1: was bringing the rules because I was with chaperones and
Speaker 1: like school stuff, and they took our phones at night.
Speaker 1: You know, and um, anyway, she's I don't want to
Speaker 1: put her on blast, but we're we're having some She
Speaker 1: was doing a taktok with the cat. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: this is she's like, Maggie's totally fine. And then she
Speaker 1: sends me like a picture of the cat looking totally fine. Well,
Speaker 1: cats land on their feet. So she she threw the
Speaker 1: cat in here. I'll just show you she did the
Speaker 1: cat in the air. She didn't catch it, yea, she said, Caitlin.
Speaker 1: The video would go on oops, and so she's chunking
Speaker 1: the cat up. Oh and she missed it and the
Speaker 1: cat's fine. She didn't catch it. I just wonder if
Speaker 1: that got I heard Amy talking on the phone to
Speaker 1: her when it went down, and she was like, we
Speaker 1: need to have a talk. Did you post a cat video?
Speaker 1: She well, no, I already knew it was. We just
Speaker 1: had to like because she had texted it to me. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it was just a whole agree, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 1: And so you know, kids, she's fifteen. I'm like social media,
Speaker 1: it's just the thing. After several months, the US baby
Speaker 1: formula shortage is only getting worse. If you like watch
Speaker 1: the news or a couple of different news Instagram feeds
Speaker 1: that follow They showed different stores around the country where
Speaker 1: there's no formula that completely empty for baby formula man
Speaker 1: and so the issue has been compounded by chain issues,
Speaker 1: product recalls, historic inflation. Given the unpresent amount of volatility
Speaker 1: to the category, winticipate baby formula to continue to be
Speaker 1: one of the most affective products in the market. So
Speaker 1: there you go. There's not a lot of it. Is
Speaker 1: it happening here? I guess nobody has a lunchbox. We
Speaker 1: don't use formula. We use them the breast, so um,
Speaker 1: you can just say we breast fees. It's okay, you
Speaker 1: wanted to do that. Well, yeah, but so I haven't
Speaker 1: noticed any sortage. But they said, I was reading news articles.
Speaker 1: People do not try to make formula at home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like because people are like looking up Okay, if it's
Speaker 1: not at the store, I can make it at the house.
Speaker 1: And they said that is very dangerous for your baby.
Speaker 1: I wonder if people can donate breast milk, like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: you can donate breath. So there's a shortage. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: kind of this part of a solution. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, are you sell it can you take if
Speaker 1: we do something on this post show, can you make
Speaker 1: a clip of it Eddie and send it to me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can record while you're streaming streaming. Yes, do
Speaker 1: you want me to record now? Yes? Because I want
Speaker 1: I want to talk about next I want recorded. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you? So um. One of my dearest friends is
Speaker 1: Andy Roddick. He used to play professional tennis. And he
Speaker 1: hit me up a few days ago and he said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't think Amy won that tournament that she talks
Speaker 1: about winning and so, and I can actually read it
Speaker 1: because Amy's always like I won this tournament. I was
Speaker 1: first place. So I want to read you his message,
Speaker 1: and I told him I would get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of this. Oh my god, if you read search. Do
Speaker 1: I need to go get something out of my car? What?
Speaker 1: Do you have a trophy? You can if you want,
Speaker 1: but okay, let me just someone get in cars law.
Speaker 1: Here's what he writes to me that he says, I'm
Speaker 1: going to need proof that Amy won that baby Acapulco
Speaker 1: tennis tournament. It was actually a legit local tournament. I said,
Speaker 1: I'll bring it up. He said, I bet you want
Speaker 1: another tournament called the Snowball Open. Or something that is
Speaker 1: so rude, but just remembers playing in the Baby Acapulco. No,
Speaker 1: and so did you have somebody to run out of
Speaker 1: your car? Yeah, they should be. I just said I
Speaker 1: don't know if it happens. Hey, can someone go to
Speaker 1: my car too? Hey? No, one's work around it. Hollywood
Speaker 1: has changed you. Okay, please go ahead. No, you have
Speaker 1: the trophy. What's the trophy? You say? It says baby
Speaker 1: Aca Poco. I'm pretty sure it's purple. No purple in
Speaker 1: the first place. Okay, will you bring it to me
Speaker 1: when it comes in? Ahead? Bring them all. I brought three.
Speaker 1: We don't need all three. Go ahead, this is what
Speaker 1: it will inspect it when it gets here. The only
Speaker 1: problem is the first time we rot it came on
Speaker 1: the Bobby bunch of like in two thousand, I don't
Speaker 1: know six or something. I brought on my tennis trophies
Speaker 1: and he signed that one, and he signed it right
Speaker 1: over where it says, first place, you know what we'll
Speaker 1: be able to see. We'll be able to see. So
Speaker 1: you have yours. We're gonna get into that. Ray also
Speaker 1: oddly brought up that Andy's mad at him. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he is so can I tell the backstory really quickly?
Speaker 1: You tell it slowly quickly. Yeah. So at your bachelor party,
Speaker 1: when I said bye to him, we gave DAPs, we
Speaker 1: did hand slaps, and he said keep in touch, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know exactly what that meant. I needed it.
Speaker 1: I just need something to say to make this ending
Speaker 1: go faster. Okay. So I was trying to keep in touch.
Speaker 1: And it's been a little bit now, but he was
Speaker 1: on my TV. We were watching Bravo and his wife,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Decker, was on with Andy Cohen and they were
Speaker 1: showing pictures of Andy and she had to guess it
Speaker 1: was Andy's arm or if it was somebody else's arm.
Speaker 1: And so there were pictures of Andy on my TV
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Andy, bro I'm trying to watch Bravo
Speaker 1: and I got all these random pictures of you on
Speaker 1: my TV. And I sent him a text at a
Speaker 1: picture of him on my TV, and that was like, guy,
Speaker 1: it's like a month ago. Maybe. So he didn't respond back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never heard back from Andy on that one. We'll
Speaker 1: put this in the that's it. That's it's the Purple one.
Speaker 1: Baby Acapulco Casswell Spring Junior what Casswell, Oh, Caswell? What
Speaker 1: is that? Is? Its baby Acapulco Casswell Spring Junior first
Speaker 1: Place Girls twelve singles, Eddy, can you zoom? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean that's legit, and we'll send this clip to him.
Speaker 1: Let me know when you can if you can't even
Speaker 1: see it, if I need to angle it. Do you
Speaker 1: think someone just forgot the trophy and amy? No, no, y'all,
Speaker 1: don't discount my tennis abilities from ninety two. You got it.
Speaker 1: That's legit. Yeah. Okay, So there's that one, and then
Speaker 1: there's just a few of my Onion Create nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: one Club Champion Girls twelve. Ye, holy crap, twelve year old?
Speaker 1: It was twelve. I was on the Onion take it
Speaker 1: twelve athletically I must have. Um, what's that one? Junior
Speaker 1: Girls Championship, first place Advanced Beginner Division Advanced Beginner playing
Speaker 1: at twelve year olds? But this is from twenty nineteen, No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. Is that eighty nine nineteen eighty it's got
Speaker 1: a tape on it. I can't tell it was. I
Speaker 1: think it's eighty nine eighty seven. So see that was
Speaker 1: when I was These are from you. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: saying nineteen sixty four. It right now. My parents were
Speaker 1: on the tennis team. They played doubles. You can stop
Speaker 1: that clip. We're you're talking about it, but I don't
Speaker 1: want the clip. Tobe ten minutes longer. Okay, okay, Well
Speaker 1: it shouldn't have a record though, Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Call yeah the restaurant. Yeah yeah, Tod be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys have records there. Can you look into your files? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They're like, no, we have Margarita's. That's about it. Can
Speaker 1: you all, well, I do some research. It might challenging
Speaker 1: things from your childhood. Sure, I'd like to challenge. I'd like, Mike,
Speaker 1: if you can't, can you find when I was like
Speaker 1: voted third or fourth best rapper in Austin, Texas. Nice,
Speaker 1: that did happen? I remember that, and sometimes I say it,
Speaker 1: people don't believe me. Same thing with Amy, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know what happened, and I know that I was named, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know in my mind it's third or fourth
Speaker 1: best rapper. It may not be high, but I was
Speaker 1: on the list of best rappers in Austin, Texas when
Speaker 1: I was doing my run as Captain Caucasian. So I
Speaker 1: don't like to challenge myself on that one because maybe
Speaker 1: I'm giving myself too much credit. I know I was
Speaker 1: in top ten, I was voted. But let's see, all right,
Speaker 1: what are you looking at? Abby googling? I don't know
Speaker 1: if there's a database from a tennis tournament in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety two, But like some people they're like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just a nineteen eighty seven one. Feels weird. Why
Speaker 1: I started playing tennis young? Yea, well, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the math, well I don't I guess it is in
Speaker 1: kindergarten five years older, you're playing tennis. Well I was
Speaker 1: probably six, But yes, many tournaments. So what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: it's pretty awesome. My five years old, My sister played tennis.
Speaker 1: My parents played. What I'm saying, No, no, she was Listen,
Speaker 1: she was better at dancing. Call her she can say, yes,
Speaker 1: Amy was good at tennis. I was good at dancing.
Speaker 1: I believe you. He just didn't believe you. He said
Speaker 1: I was a legit tournament. It is a legit tournament.
Speaker 1: And that's why I had him sign that one. And
Speaker 1: that's when he came in. He told me. He goes,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, he goes, I'm pretty sure I was
Speaker 1: at Baby Acapoca ninety two and I was like, you
Speaker 1: beat him? Well, yeah, I played girls, but she had
Speaker 1: to be at all the end. That's what made me
Speaker 1: think if I if I'd stuck with it, who knows,
Speaker 1: or if I had gone to Florida and trained. But
Speaker 1: that happens when people say you're so good, we want
Speaker 1: you to come right. Yeah, I wasn't invited to Florida. Um, Abby,
Speaker 1: thank you for bringing these in? Yes, thank you, Abby.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox send me a notes his Abbey as a nut
Speaker 1: job and that's why she's single. Yes, what on earth?
Speaker 1: Abby do you want to get up to the microphone.
Speaker 1: I would like you to defend yourself. I didn't hear
Speaker 1: what you just said, Lunchbox in a note that said
Speaker 1: Abby is a nut job, that's why she's single. That's
Speaker 1: so mean. Go ahead and Lunchbox. Okay. So we're on
Speaker 1: the plane going to Austin right for the iHeart Festival,
Speaker 1: and I have the window, Eddie has the aisle. Abbey's
Speaker 1: coming down the thing and she has her suitcase and
Speaker 1: she's having a tough time lifting it, and the guy
Speaker 1: behind her says, oh, here, you want me to help
Speaker 1: you with that, and puts it an overhead been for
Speaker 1: her and then she sits down between us and she goes,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that guy helped me. And we're like
Speaker 1: why he goes? She goes, he was married. He should
Speaker 1: not be helping me when he's married. Well, that's not
Speaker 1: the full story. That's the story. Yeah, jumping in your
Speaker 1: version of it. Okay. So I was in the airport
Speaker 1: standing by lunchbox and that guy was over like in
Speaker 1: the by the chairs, just kept looking over at us,
Speaker 1: and I thought he was looking at me, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, And so I get in line, my number
Speaker 1: was called. He comes right behind me. I'm what are
Speaker 1: the odds that this guy that's been looking over the
Speaker 1: whole time stands behind me. So we're getting on the
Speaker 1: plane and then he was behind me and then he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I get that for you? And he lifted it
Speaker 1: up and then I saw his ring and that's when
Speaker 1: I said that, So you're feeling like he was hitting
Speaker 1: on you the whole time? Yeah, and that he used
Speaker 1: that as an opportunity to actually talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what else did he say to you? What else did
Speaker 1: he say? To you the whole time, nothing exactly. You
Speaker 1: made up this story that this guy is staring at
Speaker 1: you from across the airport, he helps you with his bag,
Speaker 1: and she said a married man, but her quote was
Speaker 1: a married man shouldn't help you lift your bat. She
Speaker 1: did end with that, like a married man shouldn't offer
Speaker 1: to help. I help people with their bags all the time.
Speaker 1: So then getting off the plane, she asked Eddie for
Speaker 1: help and then he goes, sorry, I'm married. She said,
Speaker 1: can you help me with your bat with my bag
Speaker 1: and said no, I'm married. Sorry I can't And I
Speaker 1: know I'm married and I accept that. Oh no, from
Speaker 1: is that not the craziest pretty crazy all over you,
Speaker 1: like hey baby, or winking at ja or trying to
Speaker 1: buy you. And he's married, Okay, but he wasn't, huh.
Speaker 1: I mean he was getting close. He was close to me.
Speaker 1: What do you mean close? The airport line close and
Speaker 1: you know Southwest they have to stand by No Mary,
Speaker 1: man should be by your number, right. I don't think
Speaker 1: that was his number. I think he just jumped in
Speaker 1: line behind me. So you were somebody said a thing
Speaker 1: who was hitting on you at I Heart Festival? What? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can go back at that. Yeah, okay, it's his friend.
Speaker 1: His friend, same guy. No, oh, single dude told me
Speaker 1: about that somebody I was Morgan. Okay, Morgan, what'd you see? So? Um?
Speaker 1: We were out at a bar after all of our
Speaker 1: events Friday night and Lunchbox's friend kept pursuing Abby throughout
Speaker 1: the entire evening. Oh that's not like Abby one throwing
Speaker 1: it back, taking up for your boy here, And I
Speaker 1: understand that, but go ahead, Morgan. Abby was just like
Speaker 1: having a good time. We were all hanging out. There
Speaker 1: was no one on one time with Lunchbox and her
Speaker 1: friend until the end of the night when we order
Speaker 1: an Uber and they're not behind us, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, where's Abby. We got to find her
Speaker 1: and Lunchbox and Scuoba's were like, no, no no, no, let's
Speaker 1: just go. She'll be fine. No, yeah, allow them. We
Speaker 1: called them and we're like, hey, we're in the uber.
Speaker 1: Oh we're in the bar. Well are you coming? And
Speaker 1: the uber driver started driving away and we're like, well,
Speaker 1: they're fine, they're just coming back to the hotel. Not
Speaker 1: a big deal. So is it love Connection's he's cute? No, see,
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand it's happening here because she said he's cute, which
Speaker 1: is felt to me like, yeah, I'd like to have that.
Speaker 1: But then she jumped on the NOI she was definitely flirting.
Speaker 1: They were both flirting with each other. So to make
Speaker 1: it sound like it was a one sided thing is
Speaker 1: a little bit of a misrepresentation. But they were both
Speaker 1: the whole night chit chatting, and when we were walking
Speaker 1: to the next bar, those two walk next to each other. Well,
Speaker 1: there's no reason. It's not bad, It's not there's nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with it. Abby, I'm not That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Is he married? No? Okay, then rock and roll. I say,
Speaker 1: it's like dating. It's like dating your brother's friend. It's weird,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. It it's weird. Would you want to date
Speaker 1: lunchboxes friends? I loved my brother's friend. I'm and I don't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if he's a nice person. Yeah, lunchboxes
Speaker 1: friends actually are really nice. The thing that comes along
Speaker 1: with it is Lunchbox is so rude to Abby, and
Speaker 1: then lunchoks would always be around. Didn't you say Abby's
Speaker 1: trying to bribe you? Or something. Yes, listen, I mean
Speaker 1: she knows she went to Kansas and I'm a big
Speaker 1: Kansas fan. They win the national title, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Abby is bringing a shirt, brought she bought
Speaker 1: me a national championship shirt, and she's like, oh, here,
Speaker 1: I just got this for you. She did something nice
Speaker 1: for you. And it's basically saying, hey, you know, next
Speaker 1: time you're talking about me, will you say good things.
Speaker 1: That's what she's doing. So you think it's bribing, but
Speaker 1: she's just being a nice person. I love giving gifts,
Speaker 1: so that's just what I wanted to do. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to bribe you. What do I bribe? You? Say
Speaker 1: nice things? Tell everybody you're a great singer. You got
Speaker 1: the shirt, you got the shirt? Like it? Yeah, anything
Speaker 1: you like say about Abby? Oh thanks for the shirt
Speaker 1: and Abby. He just called her a nut job. That's true.
Speaker 1: After hearing it, did she sound like a nut job? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I put that and maybe not the words
Speaker 1: nut job, a little crazy. But it's like, okay, you
Speaker 1: can she can probably just you know, put that rule
Speaker 1: away that she has in her head and let married
Speaker 1: men help over with their luggage. But I think I
Speaker 1: just have trust issues with married guys. Maybe hasn't let
Speaker 1: me before on the way to Austin one time a guy,
Speaker 1: but she hitting on you shouldn't be a trust issue thing,
Speaker 1: but is, Hey do you need help with your luggage?
Speaker 1: You consider that hitting on? Yes? No, Look to me
Speaker 1: for a second. I think a married guy hitting on
Speaker 1: you didn't break any sort of trust. That's just a
Speaker 1: sleazy dude. There are slazy dudes everywhere. Yes, so that
Speaker 1: shouldn't break your trust. If you dated somebody who you
Speaker 1: found out later was married, that would be the trust breaker.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to feel like married guys
Speaker 1: have screwed you over. But this was so er Hey,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to say nut job. That's rude,
Speaker 1: A little nutty job. Maybe just confused? Maybe thank you Abbie,
Speaker 1: Thank you Eddie. Have you hit the snooze yet? So
Speaker 1: for the most part, no, Well that means yes, I
Speaker 1: hit it on Sunday because I didn't want to miss
Speaker 1: my flight Sunday to slide back back. You don't want to, well, no,
Speaker 1: I I set the alarm and then I came on
Speaker 1: and I looked at it. I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: mean literally I was meeting people in thirty minutes downstairs,
Speaker 1: I'm only gonna take a five minute shower. I can
Speaker 1: probably use ten more minutes of sleep, So I hit
Speaker 1: Why not set your alarm for that anyway, So no
Speaker 1: snooze If you could use that ten minutes, why not? Yeah?
Speaker 1: In my mind I thought like if I did accidentally,
Speaker 1: because remember I told you I can't really control sleeping me.
Speaker 1: So if I do hit snooze in this like in
Speaker 1: control sleepy you, you choose not to control sleepy you. Man,
Speaker 1: you have to train sleepy you. If you murdered somebody, judge,
Speaker 1: I can't control sleeping me, a sleepy is that going
Speaker 1: to hold up? They would send me to the mental hospital. No,
Speaker 1: they would put you in jail because you can control
Speaker 1: a sleepy amy. Do you believe in sleepy you? I
Speaker 1: believe you have to build new habits, and I believe
Speaker 1: that you've been snoozing for so long that that's what
Speaker 1: took over. So you have to just be consistent and
Speaker 1: do it more than you've done it. Quite honestly, it
Speaker 1: can't be like Bobby needs to ask you have you
Speaker 1: snooze lately and you need to be like nope, and
Speaker 1: then you keep down, going down that you can be
Speaker 1: like No, in general, no, I haven't. So it's like
Speaker 1: a little fib right, you have to just stick with it.
Speaker 1: Couldn't ask you yet. Do weekend's count? No? What counts
Speaker 1: is what you say if you don't set an alarm, ever,
Speaker 1: you don't snooze, So now I would say, but if
Speaker 1: you set an alarm and you hit snooze, that counts
Speaker 1: all right. So I failed one time, but I've been
Speaker 1: doing pretty good, like this morning, I didn't hit snooze. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard, I feel you. You just have to keep
Speaker 1: keep at it. You'll get there. He's gonna work on
Speaker 1: control and sleep at you. He's got a mind of
Speaker 1: his own. Ever heard let's see. Yes, it's harder, Yes,
Speaker 1: but you can control absolutely talk to sleep with me.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. What else? What are the notes
Speaker 1: do I have here before we go? Um? Amy, your
Speaker 1: son said some sweet things to you? Then that does
Speaker 1: that normally not happen with him? Yeah? I would say,
Speaker 1: we don't really have that type of exchange. Um it
Speaker 1: so to hear him actually verbalize that, I think the
Speaker 1: way he said it, he even said it was so cute.
Speaker 1: He was like Okay, what I'm about to say is
Speaker 1: hrd Oh he's spelled out hard. Yeah, like it's hard
Speaker 1: for him to say, but because he didn't want to
Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, but it was just really precious and sweet.
Speaker 1: And just if there's any other adoptive moms out there
Speaker 1: or parents where there's kind of been there's like attachment
Speaker 1: things or like you feel like lack of connection you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just wish these kids would know how much I
Speaker 1: loved them, because it is difficult and it is hard,
Speaker 1: and we adopted our kids older. Just be patient because
Speaker 1: he was able to express to me that he does
Speaker 1: care about me and he wants to protect me. And
Speaker 1: if he asked, if I'd ever noticed how when he's
Speaker 1: walking next to me, he's making sure that I'm okay
Speaker 1: and looking around, and it was just sweet to hear
Speaker 1: that he wanted to be my protector. It is good growth, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of growth. So just hopefully that's some encouragement
Speaker 1: to any appearance out there, adoptive or not, like you
Speaker 1: can even have, you know, biological children that you're not
Speaker 1: feeling connected to, and just some a little a little sprinkle, hope,
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I do have an I'll end on this.
Speaker 1: We could probably do a little money too if we
Speaker 1: need to. But from two thousand and eight, two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine, best hip Hop Artist number one in Austin
Speaker 1: Austin Music Awards, oh As Music Awards, so they had
Speaker 1: to work. Okay, okay, got it. Austin Music Awards Best
Speaker 1: hip Hop Artist was Overlord. Oh yeah, MC Overlord. Number
Speaker 1: two is Kevin Jack, remember him? Number three Captain Caucasians
Speaker 1: And they had like, what, Mike, can you send me
Speaker 1: the link to this our screenshot? That really cool for me,
Speaker 1: babu make that list? Yeah at number six. Nice, but
Speaker 1: don't forget the time I finished top three. I mean,
Speaker 1: so you're lucky that you had the internet then two
Speaker 1: best rapper. No, they just want to stut my music.
Speaker 1: They didn't know who it was. No, what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is right now you the Internet was available, so it's
Speaker 1: there as proof. Like in ninety two, I've been googling
Speaker 1: to try to find proof of my tennis tournament and
Speaker 1: there's nothing. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure we could go to
Speaker 1: the archives. Somewhere in a drawer they probably got into dual.
Speaker 1: I found a tape in my attic that said Captain
Speaker 1: Caucasian recording and I try to play it and I
Speaker 1: don't have anything to play it on, so I might
Speaker 1: use that what do you? Yeah? What the heck they
Speaker 1: cord back in the old I don't know. It might
Speaker 1: have been you and me in the studio, like I think,
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing. Huh camera tape that crazy? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How Captain Caucasian ripping it and chipping it? Man? What
Speaker 1: was that one your song? I don't know? And I
Speaker 1: like saying it though back in the day. Okay, thank
Speaker 1: you guys. Um no money today? What what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Gotta go? Yeah? I just saw a guest comment that
Speaker 1: we're gonna interview tang it. We don't want to take
Speaker 1: a second one role. Okay, if this is twenty one
Speaker 1: eighty one fifty bucks, that's twenty one. Where did you
Speaker 1: say lubos forty seven? Forty six? Oh? You come on,
Speaker 1: we were you gonna say? You what? Forty six? All right,
Speaker 1: that's it, see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody,