Speaker 1: Second date. When I think about the worst date nights
Speaker 1: of all time, I immediately think of Jack and Rose
Speaker 1: on the Titanic and starts off kind of awkward. She's
Speaker 1: kind of stuffy and engaged. Yeah, he's poor, showing her
Speaker 1: drawings that he's made of other naked women in his
Speaker 1: little doodle book. But then right when the chemistry is
Speaker 1: finally clicking between them, what happens. Both sinks. Everyone does
Speaker 1: talk about a mode killer she had. Other men wouldn't
Speaker 1: describe it as a successful date night. No, we all agree.
Speaker 1: She literally murdered Jack. It was the first date. I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you do? She didn't know anything. I'm scared
Speaker 1: of commitments. Sorry to the bottom. Well, and bring it
Speaker 1: up because one of our listeners, and it was all
Speaker 1: about those disaster first dates, just had one. Chris, you
Speaker 1: have a Titanic esque moment? Come up? Oh big time? Yeah,
Speaker 1: people died around you. Okay, hey, okay, let's just talk
Speaker 1: about what his iceberg was. Something had to have sunk
Speaker 1: your night. Well before we even get to the iceberg,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the person that you went out with.
Speaker 1: Who was your rose? Okay, So I matched with a
Speaker 1: woman named Connie on a dating app not as the
Speaker 1: romantic that you like about Connie. Yeah, well, full disclosure.
Speaker 1: She's totally out of my league. But we matched and
Speaker 1: like we kind of like have hit it off. But
Speaker 1: so I'm very much aware she's out of my league.
Speaker 1: That's what you think. She obviously doesn't think that because
Speaker 1: she wants to go out with you. You mean you're
Speaker 1: chatting like that's your opinion. Okay, well that's really nice
Speaker 1: to you. Wow. Okay, can you tell us about what
Speaker 1: you and Connie did, because you obviously must have gone
Speaker 1: out right, Well, we did so. The night before our date,
Speaker 1: I got super sick. Oh just yeah, real bad, like
Speaker 1: vomiting and all sorts of stuff. Yeah, at that point,
Speaker 1: are you still thinking I need to push through this
Speaker 1: and make it to my date? Ye oh, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to miss this date because but it's like our
Speaker 1: society not learned anything. I think we're all good. Now.
Speaker 1: If you have a sick day, like, let's find those
Speaker 1: cancels on me, I'm not doing an other day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially with the attractive girls, you know, you have one
Speaker 1: chance or they have a million other options to man,
Speaker 1: but it's so hard to put your best foot forward
Speaker 1: when you have no energy. I mean, were you feeling
Speaker 1: better the next day? Uh? No, I was not at all.
Speaker 1: I was not at all. And where we were going
Speaker 1: to meet is like forty five minutes away. Oh that
Speaker 1: long drive when you're not feeling good. Yeah, And so
Speaker 1: I got stuck in traffic, and then about halfway there,
Speaker 1: about halfway there, I'm just gonna say it, I got
Speaker 1: sick on myself. Oh my god. Yeah, honey, I mean
Speaker 1: at that point you finally turned around and went home, right,
Speaker 1: I did. I changed clothes, I took a shower, I
Speaker 1: cleaned up, and by the way, like I just kind
Speaker 1: of was texting her and told her that work kept
Speaker 1: me busy. So I'm running late. She's totally cool with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Brook of course he's gonna lie. He's not
Speaker 1: just gonna be like, hey, I just puked all over myself.
Speaker 1: Be there in twenty I just can't. So you're like
Speaker 1: gonna keep going with this date? Like it sounds like
Speaker 1: you're still trying to meet up. You forget she's hot.
Speaker 1: Obviously it didn't end well, Like it's not a good
Speaker 1: first impression. We don't know how it ended us. Chris
Speaker 1: tell us what happened? So I get cleaned up, I
Speaker 1: tell her I'm on my way, and then I decide
Speaker 1: to just take an uber there and oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: two hours late. Oh at this point, aren't you just
Speaker 1: hope she can't? But she knows right, It's like you
Speaker 1: told her like a new time. To me, it's not
Speaker 1: like she was waiting for you for two hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she wasn't waiting. It just took me that lot. But
Speaker 1: so we're sitting down and I started sweating. I don't
Speaker 1: want her to think I was nervous, because I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I just was set six sweatshysically right, Yeah, so she
Speaker 1: can kind of tell I'm not feeling well. So she's like,
Speaker 1: I got to get you out of here, So let
Speaker 1: me just call an uber for us and then we'll
Speaker 1: just go yeah, and we'll like she's like being caring,
Speaker 1: you know, she like kind of wants to make sure
Speaker 1: I get home okay, or like i'd be like, don't
Speaker 1: spread your germs over here, get out of here. Being
Speaker 1: hot and nice and understanding this whole time, she sounds amazing.
Speaker 1: For all it sounds sus to me. Nobody does that daughter.
Speaker 1: Pretty girls are snooty, and they would just be like
Speaker 1: you whatever, snooty, you just try to protect your own health. Man,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have been out on the dates. So what happens?
Speaker 1: You all get into the uber together? Yeah, can we
Speaker 1: get into Uber? And I'm fine for a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then I finally tell the guy he's got to
Speaker 1: pull over because I get thick on the side of
Speaker 1: the road. Smells so gross and the sound of it
Speaker 1: you just can't recovery. And then then he kicks it out. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he probably thinks you're drunk too, you know. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are on the side of the road at
Speaker 1: this point, what do you do? Well, my mom lives
Speaker 1: a couple blocks away home, so we just walk a
Speaker 1: couple of blocks from my mom. You've been banned from
Speaker 1: over called the other company, look like a mom's boy.
Speaker 1: You come in, like mommy, I just throw up. I
Speaker 1: would have preferred to be on the Titanic. What happens
Speaker 1: when you get to your mom's house? This is crazy.
Speaker 1: Obviously she's like nice about it, but she only kind
Speaker 1: of met my mom through like the screen door kind
Speaker 1: of thing. And then I just kind of awkwardly said
Speaker 1: I'm here and this is my mom and he just
Speaker 1: called another Uber and she just left. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I need to Guy's help because I need a redo
Speaker 1: on this, so many things going wrong. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can get a redo, but at
Speaker 1: least we can explain to her, like if she knows
Speaker 1: there's no explanation needed. Well, you know, just because you
Speaker 1: got sick on yourself and then again in front of
Speaker 1: your date doesn't mean that we can't fix this for you,
Speaker 1: or that you ended up at your mom's. Let's just
Speaker 1: stop recapping and just get to the call. We'll do
Speaker 1: it your second eate update, next second date. Still, We've
Speaker 1: been giving challenges on this show before, but maybe none
Speaker 1: greater than the one that we're facing right now. I
Speaker 1: cannot remember another bad I can't talk the background music
Speaker 1: on these. It's gonna be tough for us because we're
Speaker 1: trying to get a second date for Chris Yeah, or
Speaker 1: as he's known at Uber headquarters, Sir pukes a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because Chris felt ill the night before his date, decided
Speaker 1: he was going to go out on it anyway, and
Speaker 1: got sick on himself, not once, but twice. No, he
Speaker 1: made it onto the street the second time. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was in front of Connie before she decided I just
Speaker 1: need to get this guy to his mom's house and
Speaker 1: dropped him off. Literally. You think that's a joke Jeff's making,
Speaker 1: but that's exactly what they did next, literally brought him
Speaker 1: over to his mother's house and dropped him off at
Speaker 1: the front door. So before we call her, Chris and
Speaker 1: ask for another chance, here, when was the last time
Speaker 1: you even spoke to Connie? Oh, we spoke like five
Speaker 1: days ago. Oh you did the same night of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah, like I got safe. It's taken five
Speaker 1: days for your symptoms to wear off. Yeah, gosh, that
Speaker 1: is so rough. I bet your mom even felt bad
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, my mom was pretty sympathetic to the situation. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was pretty She was very supportive. Okay, seem well,
Speaker 1: at least you did end up getting a first kiss
Speaker 1: that day. It wasn't from Connie, but just on from
Speaker 1: your mom on the forehead. That's not some positive way
Speaker 1: to look at it. We're going to look for it's something.
Speaker 1: Let's roll that positivity into this call with Connie. I'm
Speaker 1: in a dial her number right now. We'll see what
Speaker 1: she has to say. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Connie? Yeah? This is Connie. Who's this? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's good. She's alive. Yeah, that's a good sign. You're
Speaker 1: worried that she got it too. Yeah. We're a radio
Speaker 1: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm familiar you are. Thanks all right, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Why in the world are you calling me? Did I
Speaker 1: did I win something? Oh? Well kind of Oh what
Speaker 1: what is it? It is potentially a second date with
Speaker 1: somebody that you went out with five days ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. That was not the kind of prize
Speaker 1: I was hoping for. It's close to concert tickets. You
Speaker 1: know that. We're talking about the guy, Chris. Yeah, I forget.
Speaker 1: We'd like to Chris, we'd like to gauge how you
Speaker 1: felt about it on a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 1: How hot was that date? Like negative ten? That there?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Don't you feel bad for him though? Like
Speaker 1: what a bummer? Ye? Yeah, I mean it was a bummer.
Speaker 1: I mean I was excited when we match, but it
Speaker 1: was just, you know, there there are so many things
Speaker 1: that are wrong, like so wrong with what he did.
Speaker 1: I can't think one sick. Yeah, I can names. So
Speaker 1: he was sick. He knew he was sick, and he
Speaker 1: still went out on a date. And that's really dangerous
Speaker 1: because I can get sick too. I at that too.
Speaker 1: And but you know what his defense, he was like,
Speaker 1: she's so hot, you can't reschedule with at all. I
Speaker 1: was positive that sounded creepy. You know what that is
Speaker 1: so selfish, exactly like hot. You know, I'm looking for
Speaker 1: a match, not because I'm hot, like I was somebody
Speaker 1: that I can get along with. Nice. Let me let
Speaker 1: me clarify. Chris just said he felt like this was
Speaker 1: a once in a lifetime opportunity to go out with you,
Speaker 1: that you were the type of girl that probably would
Speaker 1: have moved on if he didn't make it work that night. Well,
Speaker 1: he didn't make it work that night. That's basically what
Speaker 1: I said. Jeffrey her looks. He was very excited, and
Speaker 1: I think that what it is, but not over excited
Speaker 1: in the creepy type of way. It was just a
Speaker 1: normal amount of excitement. He regrets everything thing that went wrong.
Speaker 1: You can say that he regrets that well. And then
Speaker 1: you know, when I found out he actually lives with
Speaker 1: his mom, that was kind of ridiculous too. He said
Speaker 1: that he had to drive forty five minutes to see you.
Speaker 1: He like, forty five minutes away. He went holed. He
Speaker 1: took an uber to see you, and instead of Uber
Speaker 1: and all the way back home, he just had you
Speaker 1: drop him off at his mom's house because she was close. Wow,
Speaker 1: you sound like you know a lot more about the
Speaker 1: dates than I do. Why don't you fill me in? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't mean, I just we couldn't fill you in
Speaker 1: on the whole thing, but it'd probably be easier if
Speaker 1: we just let Chris do it himself, because he's on
Speaker 1: the other line listening right now. And you know, I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: heard everything, Chris say anything that bad? You know, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just curious. I've like texted a couple of
Speaker 1: times and you haven't responded so well everything I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to explain all the things that I
Speaker 1: just explained, Like, sometimes it's just better to leave it
Speaker 1: as in and I'd rather not hurting um, even though
Speaker 1: I'm was really upset, you're upset. I was upset about
Speaker 1: everything about being exposed to getting sick. You know, now
Speaker 1: I'm even more upset about the hot comments. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just meant to say, like he he thought he
Speaker 1: had one shot with you and he didn't want to
Speaker 1: ruin it. That's all I meant. Okay, Well, I hate
Speaker 1: to say this, but that just sounds really pathetic. Oh
Speaker 1: had to save it, Okay, Listen, she wanted to know
Speaker 1: why he didn't cancel if he was sick and that
Speaker 1: was the reason. Hey, you know, Brooke, I would really
Speaker 1: appreciate it if you could just apologize to me and
Speaker 1: her like what you said. I think that's a great idea, Brooke.
Speaker 1: Would you like some music but in the background to
Speaker 1: make it sound a little bit Jeffrey, are you serious
Speaker 1: that you want me to apologize? We want we want
Speaker 1: our host to apologize to you. Connie. Okay, Connie, I
Speaker 1: would like to apologize. You are not hot, nor are
Speaker 1: you a peaceful you are you are a special person,
Speaker 1: special sort. I didn't think the apology could be worse
Speaker 1: than the insult. Chris was just excited to go out
Speaker 1: with He made a poor choice in meeting up with you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just say, like, he should have rescheduled. He knows
Speaker 1: that now and we've all made mistakes. You can give
Speaker 1: him some slacks there. Do you accept Brooks really horrible apology? Sure?
Speaker 1: I mean sure I can accept it from you. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't you sound really sweet? And I hear you on
Speaker 1: the radio, So okay, what about this though he's sweet? No, no,
Speaker 1: at least tell her you don't live with your mom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't live with my mom full time parting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just know I want me so I just go
Speaker 1: over there on weekends. So like your CouchSurfing, and then
Speaker 1: after CouchSurfing, you go to your mom. Is that I
Speaker 1: have my own place. I just eat my mom like
Speaker 1: drop off, like I'll do like laundry there. He's a
Speaker 1: sweet guy who likes with his mom family. Man, bo
Speaker 1: offer what you do at your mom's house? Do you
Speaker 1: want to say? Oh, I bet he only goes to
Speaker 1: his mom's house because his mom's hot. Is that what
Speaker 1: you're thinking thinking? I'm not thinking that. But it is
Speaker 1: good to date people with hot moms because if you
Speaker 1: ever have kids, then you know you have a good
Speaker 1: gene getting you work with you want to have some
Speaker 1: hot kids. Yeah it's not really she was, but that
Speaker 1: doesn't change the way I have to hold about you.
Speaker 1: Hypothetical What if none of this ever happened, and there's
Speaker 1: no throw up, there's no moms, there's nothing. You just
Speaker 1: go on a date. Give him a second chance. Just
Speaker 1: imagine if Jack and Rose on the Titanic had a
Speaker 1: second chance. Oh my God could pull him up from
Speaker 1: the depths of the Atlantic Ocean and say, I am
Speaker 1: sorry Jack for letting you slip below the waves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kiss you, poor little man, you little king of my world.
Speaker 1: Come join me on this door. Okay, you push him
Speaker 1: off the door, Connie, here's the deal. I will go
Speaker 1: for coffee. Ya starts with coffee, and then he's doodling
Speaker 1: you naked with just one piece of jewelry around you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: I change my mind. Syro apologize for me. Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.