WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Sick in Love

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<v Speaker 1>Second date. When I think about the worst date nights

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<v Speaker 1>of all time, I immediately think of Jack and Rose

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<v Speaker 1>on the Titanic and starts off kind of awkward. She's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of stuffy and engaged. Yeah, he's poor, showing her

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<v Speaker 1>drawings that he's made of other naked women in his

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<v Speaker 1>little doodle book. But then right when the chemistry is

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<v Speaker 1>finally clicking between them, what happens. Both sinks. Everyone does

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<v Speaker 1>talk about a mode killer she had. Other men wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>describe it as a successful date night. No, we all agree.

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<v Speaker 1>She literally murdered Jack. It was the first date. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? She didn't know anything. I'm scared

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<v Speaker 1>of commitments. Sorry to the bottom. Well, and bring it

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<v Speaker 1>up because one of our listeners, and it was all

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<v Speaker 1>about those disaster first dates, just had one. Chris, you

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<v Speaker 1>have a Titanic esque moment? Come up? Oh big time? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people died around you. Okay, hey, okay, let's just talk

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<v Speaker 1>about what his iceberg was. Something had to have sunk

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<v Speaker 1>your night. Well before we even get to the iceberg,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about the person that you went out with.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was your rose? Okay, So I matched with a

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<v Speaker 1>woman named Connie on a dating app not as the

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<v Speaker 1>romantic that you like about Connie. Yeah, well, full disclosure.

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<v Speaker 1>She's totally out of my league. But we matched and

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<v Speaker 1>like we kind of like have hit it off. But

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm very much aware she's out of my league.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you think. She obviously doesn't think that because

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to go out with you. You mean you're

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<v Speaker 1>chatting like that's your opinion. Okay, well that's really nice

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Wow. Okay, can you tell us about what

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<v Speaker 1>you and Connie did, because you obviously must have gone

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<v Speaker 1>out right, Well, we did so. The night before our date,

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<v Speaker 1>I got super sick. Oh just yeah, real bad, like

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<v Speaker 1>vomiting and all sorts of stuff. Yeah, at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>are you still thinking I need to push through this

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<v Speaker 1>and make it to my date? Ye oh, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to miss this date because but it's like our

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<v Speaker 1>society not learned anything. I think we're all good. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have a sick day, like, let's find those

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<v Speaker 1>cancels on me, I'm not doing an other day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>especially with the attractive girls, you know, you have one

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<v Speaker 1>chance or they have a million other options to man,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's so hard to put your best foot forward

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<v Speaker 1>when you have no energy. I mean, were you feeling

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<v Speaker 1>better the next day? Uh? No, I was not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I was not at all. And where we were going

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<v Speaker 1>to meet is like forty five minutes away. Oh that

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<v Speaker 1>long drive when you're not feeling good. Yeah, And so

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<v Speaker 1>I got stuck in traffic, and then about halfway there,

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<v Speaker 1>about halfway there, I'm just gonna say it, I got

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<v Speaker 1>sick on myself. Oh my god. Yeah, honey, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>at that point you finally turned around and went home, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I changed clothes, I took a shower, I

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<v Speaker 1>cleaned up, and by the way, like I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of was texting her and told her that work kept

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<v Speaker 1>me busy. So I'm running late. She's totally cool with it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Brook of course he's gonna lie. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna be like, hey, I just puked all over myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Be there in twenty I just can't. So you're like

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep going with this date? Like it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you're still trying to meet up. You forget she's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously it didn't end well, Like it's not a good

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<v Speaker 1>first impression. We don't know how it ended us. Chris

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<v Speaker 1>tell us what happened? So I get cleaned up, I

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<v Speaker 1>tell her I'm on my way, and then I decide

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<v Speaker 1>to just take an uber there and oh no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>two hours late. Oh at this point, aren't you just

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<v Speaker 1>hope she can't? But she knows right, It's like you

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<v Speaker 1>told her like a new time. To me, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like she was waiting for you for two hours. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't waiting. It just took me that lot. But

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<v Speaker 1>so we're sitting down and I started sweating. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want her to think I was nervous, because I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just was set six sweatshysically right, Yeah, so she

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<v Speaker 1>can kind of tell I'm not feeling well. So she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to get you out of here, So let

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<v Speaker 1>me just call an uber for us and then we'll

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<v Speaker 1>just go yeah, and we'll like she's like being caring,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she like kind of wants to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>I get home okay, or like i'd be like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>spread your germs over here, get out of here. Being

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<v Speaker 1>hot and nice and understanding this whole time, she sounds amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>For all it sounds sus to me. Nobody does that daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty girls are snooty, and they would just be like

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<v Speaker 1>you whatever, snooty, you just try to protect your own health. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have been out on the dates. So what happens?

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<v Speaker 1>You all get into the uber together? Yeah, can we

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<v Speaker 1>get into Uber? And I'm fine for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I finally tell the guy he's got to

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<v Speaker 1>pull over because I get thick on the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road. Smells so gross and the sound of it

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<v Speaker 1>you just can't recovery. And then then he kicks it out. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he probably thinks you're drunk too, you know. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are on the side of the road at

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<v Speaker 1>this point, what do you do? Well, my mom lives

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<v Speaker 1>a couple blocks away home, so we just walk a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of blocks from my mom. You've been banned from

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<v Speaker 1>over called the other company, look like a mom's boy.

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<v Speaker 1>You come in, like mommy, I just throw up. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have preferred to be on the Titanic. What happens

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<v Speaker 1>when you get to your mom's house? This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously she's like nice about it, but she only kind

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<v Speaker 1>of met my mom through like the screen door kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. And then I just kind of awkwardly said

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here and this is my mom and he just

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<v Speaker 1>called another Uber and she just left. But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to Guy's help because I need a redo

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<v Speaker 1>on this, so many things going wrong. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you can get a redo, but at

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<v Speaker 1>least we can explain to her, like if she knows

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<v Speaker 1>there's no explanation needed. Well, you know, just because you

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<v Speaker 1>got sick on yourself and then again in front of

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<v Speaker 1>your date doesn't mean that we can't fix this for you,

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<v Speaker 1>or that you ended up at your mom's. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>stop recapping and just get to the call. We'll do

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<v Speaker 1>it your second eate update, next second date. Still, We've

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<v Speaker 1>been giving challenges on this show before, but maybe none

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<v Speaker 1>greater than the one that we're facing right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot remember another bad I can't talk the background music

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<v Speaker 1>on these. It's gonna be tough for us because we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get a second date for Chris Yeah, or

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<v Speaker 1>as he's known at Uber headquarters, Sir pukes a lot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because Chris felt ill the night before his date, decided

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to go out on it anyway, and

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<v Speaker 1>got sick on himself, not once, but twice. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>made it onto the street the second time. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was in front of Connie before she decided I just

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<v Speaker 1>need to get this guy to his mom's house and

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<v Speaker 1>dropped him off. Literally. You think that's a joke Jeff's making,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's exactly what they did next, literally brought him

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<v Speaker 1>over to his mother's house and dropped him off at

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<v Speaker 1>the front door. So before we call her, Chris and

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<v Speaker 1>ask for another chance, here, when was the last time

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<v Speaker 1>you even spoke to Connie? Oh, we spoke like five

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<v Speaker 1>days ago. Oh you did the same night of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much. Yeah, like I got safe. It's taken five

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<v Speaker 1>days for your symptoms to wear off. Yeah, gosh, that

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<v Speaker 1>is so rough. I bet your mom even felt bad

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Yeah, my mom was pretty sympathetic to the situation. Man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was pretty She was very supportive. Okay, seem well,

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<v Speaker 1>at least you did end up getting a first kiss

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<v Speaker 1>that day. It wasn't from Connie, but just on from

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<v Speaker 1>your mom on the forehead. That's not some positive way

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<v Speaker 1>to look at it. We're going to look for it's something.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's roll that positivity into this call with Connie. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in a dial her number right now. We'll see what

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<v Speaker 1>she has to say. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Connie? Yeah? This is Connie. Who's this? Oh? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. She's alive. Yeah, that's a good sign. You're

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<v Speaker 1>worried that she got it too. Yeah. We're a radio

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<v Speaker 1>show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm familiar you are. Thanks all right, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Why in the world are you calling me? Did I

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<v Speaker 1>did I win something? Oh? Well kind of Oh what

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? It is potentially a second date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that you went out with five days ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh. That was not the kind of prize

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping for. It's close to concert tickets. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that. We're talking about the guy, Chris. Yeah, I forget.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd like to Chris, we'd like to gauge how you

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<v Speaker 1>felt about it on a scale of one to ten,

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<v Speaker 1>How hot was that date? Like negative ten? That there?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Don't you feel bad for him though? Like

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<v Speaker 1>what a bummer? Ye? Yeah, I mean it was a bummer.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was excited when we match, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was just, you know, there there are so many things

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<v Speaker 1>that are wrong, like so wrong with what he did.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think one sick. Yeah, I can names. So

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<v Speaker 1>he was sick. He knew he was sick, and he

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<v Speaker 1>still went out on a date. And that's really dangerous

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<v Speaker 1>because I can get sick too. I at that too.

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<v Speaker 1>And but you know what his defense, he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's so hot, you can't reschedule with at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>was positive that sounded creepy. You know what that is

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<v Speaker 1>so selfish, exactly like hot. You know, I'm looking for

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<v Speaker 1>a match, not because I'm hot, like I was somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that I can get along with. Nice. Let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me clarify. Chris just said he felt like this was

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<v Speaker 1>a once in a lifetime opportunity to go out with you,

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<v Speaker 1>that you were the type of girl that probably would

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<v Speaker 1>have moved on if he didn't make it work that night. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't make it work that night. That's basically what

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<v Speaker 1>I said. Jeffrey her looks. He was very excited, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think that what it is, but not over excited

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<v Speaker 1>in the creepy type of way. It was just a

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<v Speaker 1>normal amount of excitement. He regrets everything thing that went wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>You can say that he regrets that well. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when I found out he actually lives with

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<v Speaker 1>his mom, that was kind of ridiculous too. He said

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<v Speaker 1>that he had to drive forty five minutes to see you.

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<v Speaker 1>He like, forty five minutes away. He went holed. He

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<v Speaker 1>took an uber to see you, and instead of Uber

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<v Speaker 1>and all the way back home, he just had you

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<v Speaker 1>drop him off at his mom's house because she was close. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you sound like you know a lot more about the

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<v Speaker 1>dates than I do. Why don't you fill me in? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean, I just we couldn't fill you in

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<v Speaker 1>on the whole thing, but it'd probably be easier if

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<v Speaker 1>we just let Chris do it himself, because he's on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening right now. And you know, I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>heard everything, Chris say anything that bad? You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm just curious. I've like texted a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>times and you haven't responded so well everything I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to explain all the things that I

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<v Speaker 1>just explained, Like, sometimes it's just better to leave it

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<v Speaker 1>as in and I'd rather not hurting um, even though

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<v Speaker 1>I'm was really upset, you're upset. I was upset about

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<v Speaker 1>everything about being exposed to getting sick. You know, now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm even more upset about the hot comments. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just meant to say, like he he thought he

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<v Speaker 1>had one shot with you and he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>ruin it. That's all I meant. Okay, Well, I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to say this, but that just sounds really pathetic. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>had to save it, Okay, Listen, she wanted to know

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<v Speaker 1>why he didn't cancel if he was sick and that

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<v Speaker 1>was the reason. Hey, you know, Brooke, I would really

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it if you could just apologize to me and

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<v Speaker 1>her like what you said. I think that's a great idea, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like some music but in the background to

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<v Speaker 1>make it sound a little bit Jeffrey, are you serious

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<v Speaker 1>that you want me to apologize? We want we want

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<v Speaker 1>our host to apologize to you. Connie. Okay, Connie, I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to apologize. You are not hot, nor are

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<v Speaker 1>you a peaceful you are you are a special person,

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<v Speaker 1>special sort. I didn't think the apology could be worse

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<v Speaker 1>than the insult. Chris was just excited to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with He made a poor choice in meeting up with you. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just say, like, he should have rescheduled. He knows

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<v Speaker 1>that now and we've all made mistakes. You can give

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<v Speaker 1>him some slacks there. Do you accept Brooks really horrible apology? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean sure I can accept it from you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you sound really sweet? And I hear you on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio, So okay, what about this though he's sweet? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>at least tell her you don't live with your mom? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't live with my mom full time parting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just know I want me so I just go

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<v Speaker 1>over there on weekends. So like your CouchSurfing, and then

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<v Speaker 1>after CouchSurfing, you go to your mom. Is that I

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<v Speaker 1>have my own place. I just eat my mom like

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<v Speaker 1>drop off, like I'll do like laundry there. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>sweet guy who likes with his mom family. Man, bo

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<v Speaker 1>offer what you do at your mom's house? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to say? Oh, I bet he only goes to

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<v Speaker 1>his mom's house because his mom's hot. Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking thinking? I'm not thinking that. But it is

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<v Speaker 1>good to date people with hot moms because if you

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<v Speaker 1>ever have kids, then you know you have a good

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<v Speaker 1>gene getting you work with you want to have some

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<v Speaker 1>hot kids. Yeah it's not really she was, but that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't change the way I have to hold about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hypothetical What if none of this ever happened, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>no throw up, there's no moms, there's nothing. You just

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<v Speaker 1>go on a date. Give him a second chance. Just

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if Jack and Rose on the Titanic had a

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<v Speaker 1>second chance. Oh my God could pull him up from

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<v Speaker 1>the depths of the Atlantic Ocean and say, I am

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<v Speaker 1>sorry Jack for letting you slip below the waves. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kiss you, poor little man, you little king of my world.

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<v Speaker 1>Come join me on this door. Okay, you push him

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<v Speaker 1>off the door, Connie, here's the deal. I will go

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<v Speaker 1>for coffee. Ya starts with coffee, and then he's doodling

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<v Speaker 1>you naked with just one piece of jewelry around you know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I change my mind. Syro apologize for me. Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.