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Speaker 1: talk about a mode killer she had. Other men wouldn't

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Speaker 1: describe it as a successful date night. No, we all agree.

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Speaker 1: She literally murdered Jack. It was the first date. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? She didn't know anything. I'm scared

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Speaker 1: of commitments. Sorry to the bottom. Well, and bring it

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Speaker 1: about those disaster first dates, just had one. Chris, you

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Speaker 1: have a Titanic esque moment? Come up? Oh big time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people died around you. Okay, hey, okay, let's just talk

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Speaker 1: about what his iceberg was. Something had to have sunk

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Speaker 1: your night. Well before we even get to the iceberg,

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Speaker 1: Who was your rose? Okay, So I matched with a

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Speaker 1: woman named Connie on a dating app not as the

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Speaker 1: romantic that you like about Connie. Yeah, well, full disclosure.

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Speaker 1: She's totally out of my league. But we matched and

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Speaker 1: If you have a sick day, like, let's find those

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Speaker 1: better the next day? Uh? No, I was not at all.

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Speaker 1: I did. I changed clothes, I took a shower, I

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Speaker 1: it your second eate update, next second date. Still, We've

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Speaker 1: you even spoke to Connie? Oh, we spoke like five

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Speaker 1: days ago. Oh you did the same night of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: is this Connie? Yeah? This is Connie. Who's this? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's good. She's alive. Yeah, that's a good sign. You're

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Speaker 1: worried that she got it too. Yeah. We're a radio

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Speaker 1: did I win something? Oh? Well kind of Oh what

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Speaker 1: drop him off at his mom's house because she was close. Wow,

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Speaker 1: ruin it. That's all I meant. Okay, Well, I hate

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Speaker 1: make it sound a little bit Jeffrey, are you serious

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Speaker 1: that you want me to apologize? We want we want

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Speaker 1: our host to apologize to you. Connie. Okay, Connie, I

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Speaker 1: would like to apologize. You are not hot, nor are

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Speaker 1: I just say, like, he should have rescheduled. He knows

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Speaker 1: good to date people with hot moms because if you

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Speaker 1: no throw up, there's no moms, there's nothing. You just

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Speaker 1: Come join me on this door. Okay, you push him

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Speaker 1: I change my mind. Syro apologize for me. Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.