1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season eleven, episode five 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: of Dust Daily Z eight Guys for December twenty seven tea. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien A K. Jackson Brawlick, and 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: I am joined by my co host, Mr Miles Gray 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: Ohio Bamas minus Lshima said. Also shout alto to my 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: man MFC Erickson for that lyddy photoshop job of us 7 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: and white Coke, and also Brian Croft because you want 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: to Christmas shout out. And also to a new friend 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: I found on Twitter, cranky old Baptists. You know, it's 10 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 1: good to know that even Baptist preachers come to the 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: Zeit Gag. Yeah, where are you sending somebody like told 12 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: all their friends, like told ten of their friends about 13 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: the show. If if people can prove that they've like 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: gotten us some new uh some new followers, let us know. 15 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: We'll we'll say anything you want us to say here 16 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: up top. Well that's anything, Wow, Okay, well those are 17 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: I was gonna be like, hey, we'll send you a 18 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: fidget spin or a coffee mug. Yeah, let's let's let's 19 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: go with that. Actually, and we are thrilled to be 20 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: joined in our third seat by the hilarious stand up 21 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: comedian Brandy Posey. Hello, Hello, Brandy, Hey, thanks for having 22 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,399 Speaker 1: me guy. It's great to have you here. One of 23 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: our earliest guests. She's seen our new UH studio for 24 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: the first time. Pretty sick you've seen she saw us. 25 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,759 Speaker 1: When we started, we were at the bottom, you know, 26 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,960 Speaker 1: in a basically utility closet, tiny closet in a building 27 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: full of the little scooters. I hate those things. Coverboards. No, no, no, 28 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: no no, Like the little rangers are scooters. The whole 29 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: building felt like razor scooters were on every floor. Everyone 30 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: was trying to be an aggressively cool office and then 31 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: you guys are the actual cool office with no windows, yes, 32 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: where people are like, oh, that's in office and like 33 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: people I remember they would give tours of the building 34 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: like you don't worry about them. They're podcast to hear 35 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: something we don't really know. Whatever that Yeah, right, Brandy, 36 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: What's something you've searched in the not too distant past 37 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: that is revealing that who you are as a human being? Um? So, 38 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: next year, my my resolution is to win the lottery. 39 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: So it's been googling lottery works basically just trying to 40 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: like I believe you buy a ticket, right, Well, yeah, 41 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: but like, how what are my actual odds? Because I've 42 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: been in the last couple of weeks, I've been talking 43 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 1: a big game about how next year I'm just gonna 44 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: win with all of my friends because I feel like 45 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to call it the secret because I'm 46 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: from the East Coast, but I do feel like I 47 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: can will something stupid like winning the lottery into existence. 48 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: You can manifest I'm a good person in my karma 49 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: is reaching and mass. What you need to do is 50 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,360 Speaker 1: just imagine that you already have the money when you 51 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: buy the ticket. You're like, I'm already a millionaire, but 52 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: give me this ticket and then the universe will respond. 53 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: Because I feel like the lottery is never won by 54 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: people who actually need the money. It's always the people 55 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 1: who you know the secret is true. You know, that's 56 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 1: how I got over my scoliosis. I was like, no 57 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 1: secret yourself. There's actually an entire genre of self help 58 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 1: books for buying four very stupid people that is like 59 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: how to win the lottery and like how to better 60 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,119 Speaker 1: do the lottery. So here's the thing. I've never bought 61 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 1: a lottery ticket. I also I plan there's the first scratchers. No, 62 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: I never even bought a scratcher. My plan next year 63 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: is to just buy one ticket and that's the ticket 64 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: that wins. So I need to like figure out how 65 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: to get everything to line up in the right way 66 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: that day i'll know it. Yeah. I think there was 67 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: a drawing on Wednesday, right, Like, I think that the 68 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: Mega Millions was it's at two fifty three million. Yea, 69 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: we might as well just do this. Let's just get 70 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,519 Speaker 1: in this. Yeah, all right, what's an and I we're 71 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,119 Speaker 1: gonna be millionaires. It's you heard here first, Brandy. What's 72 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: something that's overrated? Uh? Slime. It's having a big moment 73 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: just in general. Well yeah, but like, have you guys 74 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: noticed that that's it's become its own category on Instagram. 75 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: It's its own thing. People are making hundreds of thousands 76 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: of dollars off of making slime right now. We were 77 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: just talking about that because last week when Google released 78 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: all their top search terms, the top how to query 79 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: was how to make slime. Yeah, it's huge. Wait, I 80 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: just thought it was his kids are trying to make 81 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: some time. You're saying there's a bigger slime movement that 82 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: I'm ignorant of No, it's it's a it's a massive movement. 83 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: It's it's a huge subgenre of Instagram of people that 84 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: just make slime videos and then it's just them like 85 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: just sliming around. And then those people also sell slime 86 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: to their followers and make hundreds of thousands of dollars 87 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 1: and the slime is just like it's just homemade slime. 88 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: It's just colors, colorful, just them sucking around with a 89 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: handful of slime. Yeah, it's it's a whole thing. People's 90 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 1: careers are being made off of slime? Right? Have you 91 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: watched these slime videos? I have a little bit, uh, 92 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 1: just to be like, what what is happening? They started 93 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: getting hold on you have a slime account, Brandy, Brandy slime. 94 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: I'm trying to use the game when getting every I'm 95 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: making every one of your listeners to follow me. Slime 96 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: sucks unless you're like cool slime account. So is when 97 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,239 Speaker 1: when they finally make the slime? What is cool about 98 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 1: the slime that they make? Like? Is it stuff that 99 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: like won't get on your hands? But it's I mean, 100 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: what's going on? I think it's just that people are 101 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: very stressed out, and we don't have mental health care 102 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: in this country, and that's where the rise of slime 103 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:15,119 Speaker 1: has come from, because it's just Google. Yeah, it's just cool. Yeah, 104 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: that's that's it. It's like that can't eat it or 105 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: do anything, so they have some nasty ship and it's 106 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 1: just it just looks like they mixed up some chemicals 107 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: and made something that would be really hard to clean 108 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: up and then like spilled it and we're like, hey, 109 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 1: that's that's what we made. If there's a video on 110 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: YouTube was seventeen million views, that's just called ten viral 111 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: slimes tested. Slime is huge right now, and I really 112 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 1: think it is people just that that just have anxiety 113 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: because like slime and Trump happened at the same time basically, 114 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: and I think it's just them being like remember when 115 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: Gack was around and not eleven hadn't happened yet, and 116 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: Trump was a president, and they just just slime was 117 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 1: taking people back to a place. So part of the denials, Yeah, 118 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 1: when I could choose a dinosaur out of flow, yes, exactly. 119 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: But like some of that stuff was cool, like the 120 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: stuff that you could buy and like you could throw 121 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: it against the wall and it would seem like it 122 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,600 Speaker 1: was like permanently on there, like you had splattered something 123 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: wet on the wall, but then you could like pull 124 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: it off and it would just like magically retract, right, 125 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: it didn't mess up? Is that what these people are 126 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: making because I feel like you're adults. Oh it's adults. No, 127 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: it's adults. I know a lot of adults that actually 128 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: have slime right now. Hash yeah, yeah, clime is it's 129 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: it's not just kids. I just like we could just 130 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: talk for the rest of the just like being like, 131 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: I I don't what's happening. So let's move on to 132 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 1: what's your underrage? My underrated is Britney Spears' Instagram account? 133 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,799 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who was someone else? Barb Barbara was probably 134 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: just was Barbara just on talking about Barbara was yeah 135 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: when she was at her because she has a podcast 136 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: called Britney's Instagram with Test Parker, and um, I don't 137 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: listen to pop music, so it wasn't really very invested. 138 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: But I've been listening to their podcast, Britney's Instagram and 139 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: following Britney Spears and Instagram and it's not so much 140 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: the life of a pop star so much as an 141 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: ever expanding a web of conspiracy surrounding a pop star. 142 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: Because when you were if you really just like apply 143 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: the red strings to Britney Spears's Instagram, you're like, oh, ship, 144 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: she's just like home alone and can't leave any anywhere, 145 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: and there's this weird conservatorship that's surrounding her that like 146 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 1: her dad sees all the money that she spends. But 147 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: the Vegas residency is about to end, so she doesn't 148 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: have to be in public anymore, so what comes next. 149 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: It's become kind of this thing where I'm like, oh, 150 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: I never really paid much attention to Brittany before, but 151 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: now whenever she posts, and like, what does this actually mean? 152 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: What do you what are you trying to tell us? Yes, exactly, 153 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 1: because there's no way for her to get out of 154 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: the conservatorship unless she can hire legal counsel, but she 155 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 1: would have to get that legal counsel approved by her 156 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: dad and the people that run the concern ship. So 157 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: it's like everyone of her posts, you're just like, oh, 158 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 1: she's showing a little fashion show of the dresses she bought. 159 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 1: But then she'll like post like let me shop, and 160 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: nobody will get hurt literally, and she'll say stuff like that, 161 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 1: You're like are we wait, what who are you communicating with? 162 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: Like Britney's just trying to let me shop and no 163 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 1: one will get hurt, literally, like that'll be her joke 164 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: that she throws in the end of it. And I 165 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: think it's just like she wants to be independent and 166 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: these are her very like basic ways of reaching out, 167 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 1: Like she's the most basic person. And it's really amazing 168 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: just to like watch that try to break free, almost 169 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: like it's its own religion, like in the way that 170 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: like Taoism is like the simplicity of just you know, 171 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: being one with the energy of the universe. It's just 172 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: like being Britney. Spears have to help Brittney the most. Basically, 173 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,439 Speaker 1: what's the next post will be like a a r 174 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,680 Speaker 1: sitting on top of like a medical journal article about 175 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: Stockholm syndrome. Seriously, it's crazy, it's it's crazy, It's it's 176 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: been really it's kind of been a really fun casual 177 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,880 Speaker 1: conspiracy theory to check in with her at the time 178 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,080 Speaker 1: that doesn't actually affect my life in any way. And 179 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: then is she really in any danger? I mean, like 180 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: she's got millions of dollars and being baby sad as 181 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: a human, but unless they're she's trapped though too, she 182 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 1: can't do anything. Was that like the fall out of 183 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: her like mental breakdown. Yeah, like every everybody was because 184 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 1: that the mental breakdown came around the same time that 185 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: everyone was trying to get upskirt shots of her, like 186 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 1: paparazzi like literally making her crash her car. Her kids 187 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 1: were getting taken away because she was like erratic. That's 188 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: like when the Conservatorship came in at the same time too, 189 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 1: Like that all kind of dovetailed at the same time, 190 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 1: So like her dad was taking control of her money 191 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: completely and her kids were being taken away. And the 192 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,719 Speaker 1: only reason she signed up for the Conservatorship in the 193 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,839 Speaker 1: first place is because she couldn't get see her kid 194 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,960 Speaker 1: unless she did, so she was like forced into on 195 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,839 Speaker 1: the back end. I mean, we shouldn't say this, not Michael. 196 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,319 Speaker 1: Maybe we need to start our own like serial podcast, 197 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 1: really trying to figure out howstag free Brittany Free Brittany. 198 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 1: I think I know her dad is who has her captive? 199 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: What we think he's the one that runs the conservators ship. 200 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,200 Speaker 1: That's so interesting, And she has Disney Film, she has 201 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 1: a courter point it person that is like supposed to 202 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 1: be on her side, but that person just petition to 203 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 1: make more money so that you're there's there's a cap 204 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 1: for how much those people can make, like that the 205 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 1: court appointed person, but they just petitioned to like get 206 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: a raise for how much work they've been doing, so 207 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,559 Speaker 1: that that person doesn't actually have Britney Spears. Is yet 208 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 1: the check? Yeah, exactly. So is her dad like her 209 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,840 Speaker 1: legal guardian or the legal guardian of her kids or something. 210 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 1: I don't know exactly how that part breaks. Well, we'll 211 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: figure it out. We'll do that sin Off podcast. All right, 212 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,680 Speaker 1: there's a lot of craziness. All right, let's get into format. 213 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: We're trying to take a sample of the ideas that 214 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 1: are out there changing the world. We talked about pop culture, 215 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,800 Speaker 1: the news, uh, and just everything that makes up the 216 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,960 Speaker 1: global shared consciousness of the human species. And we like 217 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 1: to start out by asking our guests what a myth is. 218 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:55,559 Speaker 1: What's something that we believe just in general, in our 219 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 1: movies or just in you know, in people you generally 220 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: speak to. It is something that humans just have wrong 221 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:11,680 Speaker 1: in general, that the good guy always wins. Yeah, I 222 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean it's it's so weird. I feel 223 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: like a lot of this stuff with we see so 224 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: many movies where like the third act is always like 225 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: and your hero is now rising and we'll be better 226 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: and stronger and bigger and better and all that stuff. 227 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: But in real life you're like, well, no, that person 228 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 1: usually just gets cancer or just goes away the airbrush 229 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,319 Speaker 1: t shirt that people were, yeah, exactly exactly. They get 230 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:40,199 Speaker 1: their their look gets commodified and marketed, and their story 231 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 1: gets mistold and used for propaganda and all sorts of 232 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: different ways. I think that's like a lot of the 233 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,839 Speaker 1: stuff with Trump is also people just waiting for, like, 234 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: surely a hero will save us. Like superhero movies are 235 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: so big. Now, just why everyone's like so invested in 236 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:56,079 Speaker 1: Robert Mueller. They're like, it's like he's the savior. Can 237 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 1: we give him a cape? Can we just have a cape? 238 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 1: He deserves a cape. This dude is just trying to 239 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 1: stay in the job right now. Yeah, I know exactly, 240 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: So I totally agree. We've been completely ruined by Hollywood 241 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,199 Speaker 1: endings to the point that, like you notice it when 242 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 1: you don't get a Hollywood ending, like with many of 243 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 1: the seasons of Game of Thrones prior to this one, 244 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: where things were just like that was explicitly the goal 245 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: of some of the books was to actually tell stories 246 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,440 Speaker 1: that were more in line with how history actually operated 247 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,320 Speaker 1: and when things would happen that we're actually more true 248 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:37,160 Speaker 1: to history. It was fucking shocking, like that that guy 249 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 1: who's like built up as the hero and he goes 250 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: against the mountain and uh, I guess no spoilers for 251 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,360 Speaker 1: a three year old show, but yeah, things don't go 252 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: so well for that guy, and it's just broke my heart. Yeah, 253 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 1: but it's like shocking because we just assume that things 254 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:03,319 Speaker 1: will deserve it, because someone deserves something that that will 255 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 1: happen to them in the words of Clint Eastwood, and 256 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:12,320 Speaker 1: unforgiven deserves got nothing to do with it. Uh. Yeah. 257 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,440 Speaker 1: It's just a continually a hard lesson that I feel 258 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: like I have to learn every year of like, oh no, 259 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,079 Speaker 1: just because you're like do trying to be a good 260 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 1: person doesn't actually matter in the in the grand scheme 261 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,719 Speaker 1: of life. Yeah, And I think for our last like 262 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: full in format episode of the year, that's a good 263 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: place to leave people just purge it up, y'all. Yeah, Well, 264 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:38,560 Speaker 1: I do think it's appropriate for two thousand seventeen. Yeah, 265 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 1: so this is this is how things sometimes work out. 266 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 1: Just got to keep fighting. As Jray McKesson said in 267 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 1: an episode that he was inexplicably on with us, I 268 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 1: still can't believe that, um only yesterday. So all right, 269 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 1: let's get into the stories. Uh, right now, there are 270 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: a couple of high profile people stepping down that they're 271 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 1: they're not really giving full explanations of why they're stepping down. Uh, 272 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,440 Speaker 1: your boy, Papa John Miles, I know you're a big fan. 273 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 1: Fuck No, I don't think I can say that the 274 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: real reason is because he's an alcoholic cokehead who is 275 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 1: a creep and had to settle like four sexual harassment 276 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 1: cases because I don't think any of that's public. But yeah, 277 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,120 Speaker 1: they're using the fact that he said that thing about 278 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 1: the NFL, and that seems to be what people are 279 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 1: going with. So that's what we'll go with two. But 280 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: they didn't really even the statements explicitly call that out right, right, No, 281 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 1: they're not saying anything because they don't want to be like, well, 282 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 1: it's not because our revenues are plummeting, but the stock 283 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 1: prices are plummeting, or that we had to publicly distance 284 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: ourselves from white supremacies because of his comments. No, no, no, 285 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: I mean it's just this just time. You know, he'll 286 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,840 Speaker 1: just be stepping down, just wants vacations. It's fine, And 287 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: you know what, if they really want to save the business, 288 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,760 Speaker 1: change the fucking pizza, right, I don't eat it, like 289 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,080 Speaker 1: I didn't eat it Beca because of the NFL ship. 290 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,320 Speaker 1: I ate it. I did not with Papa John because 291 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,320 Speaker 1: the pizza was terrible. It was too sweet. I say this, 292 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe once a week or whatever, but 293 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,240 Speaker 1: like you know, Dominoes they figured it out, they hoisted 294 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: it up, and now the new Crest is beautiful. Yeah. 295 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 1: You know what Domino's did triple the amount of cheese 296 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 1: that they put in their It was just everything is cheese. 297 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,760 Speaker 1: Now it's all cheese. Yeah. And Papa John's is like 298 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 1: the way they spend their calories is they put sugar 299 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 1: all throughout the pizza and it's disgusting, so fucking gross, 300 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 1: Like nobody wanted sweet pizza. Yeah, it's it's gross. Uh. 301 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 1: Papa John is allegedly not a good dude, but we'll 302 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 1: we'll see what comes out he looks sweaty and a 303 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 1: lot of photos like that because it has not slept 304 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: at all. And anybody that insists that you call them 305 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 1: papa or daddy just in general, is um not a 306 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 1: good person. Eric Schmidt from Alphabet and Google has stepped 307 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,520 Speaker 1: down for us best five reasons. I mean, I guess 308 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,640 Speaker 1: he's saying, you know, it was just time. Uh so 309 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 1: because he wants to like work on like I think, 310 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: like defense use like AI capabilities for defense, like what 311 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 1: his passion is. But so we'll see. Well it's in 312 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 1: there's like a New York Post article that they're saying, 313 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 1: like his surprise exit rekindles womanizing rumors that apparently like 314 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,840 Speaker 1: he funked around his wife a lot. I guess, uh 315 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: but like in this in this article they were saying, 316 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 1: like a lot of journalists have been going around to 317 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 1: old Flames trying to see if there was like a 318 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,480 Speaker 1: Mangazi style story around him, and apparently right now they 319 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,440 Speaker 1: haven't found much. So they're not sure what what is 320 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,960 Speaker 1: going on. But who knows. It's still young and sometimes 321 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 1: these things don't come out. You just never find out. 322 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: Like there's been a lot of people who, like I'm 323 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 1: thinking of like some college football coaches who just stepped down, 324 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 1: and you're like, that was weird. You just stepped down 325 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 1: for no reason and then got another job like a 326 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: year later. Urban Meyer, Um, yeah, I get moved around 327 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:07,520 Speaker 1: like yeah exactly. It's like, um, alright, why would you 328 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,359 Speaker 1: cheat on your wife when you could build a robot 329 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:14,479 Speaker 1: to cheat on your wife with, right, uh and literally 330 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,840 Speaker 1: put her in sleep mode. Yeah. And then while those 331 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: guys have that, there's still some weird, sort of quasi 332 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,679 Speaker 1: rumors that Paul Ryan is going to step down two 333 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 1: thousand eighteen. Uh. It's sort of in a in between state. 334 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: We're not totally sure he's denying it, but for some reason, 335 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 1: there was just suddenly a flood of rumors to the 336 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,520 Speaker 1: point there it was the main headline on Drudge that 337 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 1: Paul Ryan's stepping down two thousand eighteen. And then he 338 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:45,159 Speaker 1: was like, that's not helpful to me or my career, 339 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,880 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna deny it. So we don't know he 340 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: has vociferously denied, uh, that he's going to step down 341 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: in two thousand eighteens. I mean, I could see why 342 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,920 Speaker 1: he would, and I can all see why he wouldn't 343 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,760 Speaker 1: because he hasn't fully fulfilled the prophecy of the horrible 344 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,399 Speaker 1: fuck bag who wants to just get rid of entitlements 345 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,080 Speaker 1: and everything that's good about like our safety nets for 346 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,080 Speaker 1: human beings in this country. But you know, maybe he 347 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,240 Speaker 1: got enough of a raging boner from the tax bill 348 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,920 Speaker 1: that that's enough to carry him through the end of 349 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 1: his life. But I feel like he's still you know, 350 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: because it wasn't the thing like that article he was 351 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 1: like fantasizing about getting rid of Social Security and medicated. Yeah, 352 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: I feel like he's still got it. He still has 353 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 1: some unfinished business. Maybe he'll get visited by three ghosts 354 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 1: over Christmas. You can, anything is possible at this point. 355 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: So that wasn't men Gazzi because we don't have any 356 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,879 Speaker 1: indication that it has anything to do. You know, that 357 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 1: was just stepping that we we're not even in Magazi 358 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,880 Speaker 1: now quick check in with Mangazi, Michael Irvan, Rick Davis 359 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,439 Speaker 1: uh and caught up at that NFL that swept up 360 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,919 Speaker 1: in that NFL network suit. Just everybody was harassing the 361 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: stylists at the NFL network apparently, and sadly this one 362 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 1: was like a woman who worked under the stylist. So 363 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: this is a different woman but still same network. We're 364 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 1: like Eric Davis apparently was like commenting on her flexibility 365 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 1: when she grabbed, like bend over for stuff and like 366 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:10,879 Speaker 1: hugged her and presses genitalia. Yeah, but it's just it 367 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,239 Speaker 1: just seemed like there was almost like a system. All right, 368 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,920 Speaker 1: this is where we put the women for the guys 369 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,760 Speaker 1: to her, ask the styling m right, and it's well. 370 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,240 Speaker 1: In the article, to the woman said that the stylists 371 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,919 Speaker 1: had warned her. I was like, Hey, you're young and 372 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 1: you're nice looking. I would be careful, and then I 373 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: would I'm surprised her thing was like, Okay, I'm gonna 374 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,960 Speaker 1: work here, but what can you do? You gotta get 375 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:37,400 Speaker 1: those bills page exactly. Um, there's a movement to get 376 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,640 Speaker 1: Matt Damon his cameo removed from Otions eight because Oceans 377 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: eight is supposed to be sort of a feminist film 378 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:49,359 Speaker 1: and Matt Damon's recent comments are annoying. But uh, you know, 379 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,400 Speaker 1: well we'll see where that goes. There's also a weird 380 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,640 Speaker 1: thing with Meryl Streep going around, so you know, Rose 381 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: McGowan at first seemed to be implying that Meryl Streep 382 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: knew about Weinstein and was complicit. And then Meryl Streep 383 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,120 Speaker 1: came out and said I didn't know, And then all 384 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:08,600 Speaker 1: these weird creepy posters started showing up all around l 385 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 1: A where Meryl Streep's eyes were like torn out and 386 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:18,919 Speaker 1: she knew was written over her eyes. Um, and you know, 387 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,560 Speaker 1: it seemed like, you know, we we weren't quite sure 388 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: where that came from. But it turns out it's a 389 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,480 Speaker 1: right wing artist. Who is who is doing that? Right 390 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,680 Speaker 1: wing male artists. Yeah, literally said it was like revenge 391 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: for her anti Trump politics, right, So, uh that that's 392 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: just something to keep an eye on. Is Mengazi being 393 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,320 Speaker 1: weaponized against the left, like sort of the right wing 394 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,560 Speaker 1: using the left's outrage against them to try and you know, 395 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 1: get revenge. Uh. We we obviously saw Trump talking shit 396 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: about al Franken when al Franken was accused of sexual harassment. Uh. 397 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 1: Meanwhile Trump has like third teen outstanding sexual harassment and 398 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 1: assault accusations just floating out there. Well, he's the boss 399 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,200 Speaker 1: at the end of the video game. We're gonna We're 400 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 1: gonna get that. That's his final forms, final form. Yeah. 401 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 1: Well it's well too, like it's back to the Meryl 402 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,400 Speaker 1: Streep art thing is like, what's wild is that this 403 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,879 Speaker 1: guy is directly ripping off Barbara Kruger's like art style 404 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,359 Speaker 1: of like doing the text with like the future font 405 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,119 Speaker 1: and like any I mean anyone who is familiar with 406 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: her art. It's very has a very specific look. So 407 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 1: like when they asked this fucking ship bag about like 408 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 1: you know, like, hey, so you're also using like a 409 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,560 Speaker 1: feminist artist style. He his response was like, it bothers 410 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,160 Speaker 1: me that people believe we were in any way influenced 411 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: by the but ugly feminist hack Barbara Krueger. It was. 412 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: It was supposed to be like the posters for the 413 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,119 Speaker 1: post My man, come on, I think you didn't even 414 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: know who Barbarakruger was. And then I figured out you 415 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: just you were familiar with that art style because its 416 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:59,960 Speaker 1: very pop. And then you're like, oh yeah, nice Tridge, 417 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,840 Speaker 1: probably fat. All right, we're gonna take a quick break 418 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:17,400 Speaker 1: and we'll be right back, and we're back, uh time 419 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:23,160 Speaker 1: for some Bloyd watch. And there wasn't too too much 420 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,880 Speaker 1: going down in the tabloids this weekend, you know, because 421 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,760 Speaker 1: I think the years winding down, people are starting to 422 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,200 Speaker 1: even check out even like in the tabloid world rehashing 423 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,360 Speaker 1: old Ship. Do you guys find that do you know 424 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,959 Speaker 1: most people on these magazines? I feel like I stopped 425 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,199 Speaker 1: buying them because I never recognized anybody. I don't I 426 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,160 Speaker 1: know the main people. One thing I was really surprised 427 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,399 Speaker 1: by it was how much Jenny Garth is still in 428 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:51,520 Speaker 1: tabloids that I'm like, Okay, but yeah, for the most part, Like, 429 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 1: there are a lot of like TV celebrities who I'm 430 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 1: absolutely not familiar with. Yeah, but we check in for 431 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 1: the celebrities we know I love, Yeah, but a lot 432 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,760 Speaker 1: of standard Nixon LBJ behind the jfk assassination. Uh. They 433 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:09,200 Speaker 1: keep using the same picture of the JFK assassination. Uh. 434 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 1: Melanie Griffith drug relapse. It says in big letters and 435 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:16,360 Speaker 1: then in tiny letters, pals fear So they found someone 436 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,119 Speaker 1: who said they were friends with her and said that 437 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,960 Speaker 1: they were worried. Uh. National examiners telling us that Prince 438 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 1: Harry's real dad has been banned from his wedding. Dad 439 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: real dad is James Hewitt, who is a redheaded person 440 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 1: that Princess Diana apparently once left with, supposedly after Prince 441 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,440 Speaker 1: Harry was born. But uh but maybe the National Examiner 442 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 1: is running with that. One interesting little story is uh 443 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 1: in touch has a big story about how Milania, Like 444 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,240 Speaker 1: there's going to be a big reveal because amar Rosa 445 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,639 Speaker 1: has you know, million dollar tell all, right, left the 446 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 1: White House and is now in the run up to 447 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 1: her ten million dollars tell all where she's gonna talk 448 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: about all the things she witnessed behind the scenes. I 449 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:10,040 Speaker 1: was initially intrigued by this because that's how Donald Trump 450 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,399 Speaker 1: tends to turn on a wife, Like that's how you 451 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 1: know his current wife's time has come and he's going 452 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,359 Speaker 1: to trade her in for a new model, is that 453 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,360 Speaker 1: he will start leaking ship about them to the tabloids, 454 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 1: Like that's how he did on Avanna. There were all 455 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,000 Speaker 1: these stories about how Trump is having an affair with 456 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: Marla Maples and like you would think that that would 457 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 1: be something he was keeping under wraps, but in fact, 458 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,199 Speaker 1: he was the one talking to page six of the 459 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 1: New York Post about that. Uh So that's something to 460 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 1: keep an eye on because if the Amar Rossa uh 461 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 1: tell all really has some interesting details that that could 462 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: be interesting. So you're saying self destruct sequence may have begun. Yeah, 463 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 1: probably was right. Well, I can also see him just 464 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,920 Speaker 1: being like, I know what, I'll get everyone off the center, 465 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,199 Speaker 1: all this Russians, so they will Ross and Rachel of 466 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 1: like my Russian Russian ship. What if I just have 467 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,120 Speaker 1: a messy divorce in the middle of all of it. Yeah, 468 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,920 Speaker 1: there hasn't been a president who's had a divorce, and 469 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 1: he is hell bent on just being different in any 470 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 1: fucking ways. That means having a weird divorce. And I 471 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,280 Speaker 1: mean his wife did straight up like slap the ship 472 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,639 Speaker 1: out of his hands, like when he tried to her 473 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 1: hand a couple of times during the year, Like that 474 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: is she full hates that's mess Like, that's not the 475 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,240 Speaker 1: sort of you think that they would have just replaced 476 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: her with a robot, because it may have, because there 477 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 1: are some rumors that, you know, certain Milania appearances were 478 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 1: handled by a stand in, although that was fake. Yeah, probably, 479 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: But this is a comedy podcast, so let's act like 480 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 1: it's real. Let's act like it's really. I believe that, 481 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 1: but I don't know if that is a one potential 482 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 1: area of interest for anybody. Could you imagine that omar 483 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,120 Speaker 1: Rosa is the savior because like whatever is in her 484 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,160 Speaker 1: book is like so wild. It's like, no, I mean, 485 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 1: is that am Rosa being the savior of democracy? Is 486 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: that as strange as like five years ago if I 487 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 1: told you that. Yeah, it's going to be the Hitler 488 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: of America. Literally, anything's possible, terror read will save us, 489 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,000 Speaker 1: all right, exactly. Although her brittle bones might not work 490 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 1: because she's also in the tabloid. She's also all place. Yeah, 491 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,640 Speaker 1: they're always skinny shaving her. I think Amarrossa just wants 492 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,600 Speaker 1: Michelle Obama to shake her hand, and she's like anything 493 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:38,920 Speaker 1: I can do to earn that respect exactly. Let's see 494 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,840 Speaker 1: in Okay magazine, they're saying that, you know, Brad Pitt, 495 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,720 Speaker 1: he's sober now and he's a perfect dad. Yeah, that's true, 496 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,439 Speaker 1: Brad Pitt. They're they're big things happening in the Brad 497 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:53,480 Speaker 1: Pitt industry. He is now allegedly dating Jay law and 498 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: uh Lawrence Yeah yeah, yeah, they would make good looking children, 499 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 1: I'd imagine, and uh because of his sobriety, he is 500 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:09,720 Speaker 1: now the perfect father according to Angelina and presumably that 501 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 1: that I was like Angelina's pals. Yeah, but he's now 502 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,800 Speaker 1: getting to spend time with his kids again after apparently 503 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,399 Speaker 1: having some pretty shady interactions with them there at the 504 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 1: end um and is Rihanna actually engaged? So that she's engaged, 505 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 1: she's been dating a billionaire um And they took a 506 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,359 Speaker 1: picture of her hand and we're like, see, she must 507 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,400 Speaker 1: be engaged because she had like a big diamond ring 508 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,400 Speaker 1: on her ring finger. What they don't mention in that 509 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,439 Speaker 1: caption is that she has a giant ring on every 510 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 1: one of her fingers, Like it would be weird if 511 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 1: she didn't have a ring on her ring finger. Yeah, 512 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,159 Speaker 1: here's the thing that Rihanna can buy her own diamonds, right, 513 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 1: she doesn't need to wait for a man to buy 514 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:59,200 Speaker 1: her diamonds. This guy, Hassan Jamil, apparently he's got doe. 515 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 1: So yeah, he's got even more dull than Rihanna. Damn 516 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 1: back by a diamond that is your entire net worth. 517 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: You can wear that. Also in the globe, they're saying 518 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,479 Speaker 1: they found Steve Irwin's death video, and there is a 519 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 1: weird video image of a sting Ray and Irwin in 520 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: the water with like his full on khaki outfit on. 521 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,480 Speaker 1: I don't imagine that that's how he was diving with Stingray. 522 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,120 Speaker 1: But they're gonna show video and then yeah, you look 523 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,679 Speaker 1: in tiny print dramatization, so we don't know. They just 524 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,960 Speaker 1: stuck a guy in a khaki outfit in a pool 525 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,880 Speaker 1: and like photoshop to sting right in there. Yeah. They're 526 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: also saying that that Kamilla Parker Bulls is dying and 527 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 1: Charles is kicking her out right because she was like 528 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:44,960 Speaker 1: shady about Harry. Yes, Megan Markles Markles relationship. It feels 529 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: like a slow news day at the Globe, pulling up 530 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,680 Speaker 1: Steve Irwin and it's like there's a lot right to be, 531 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 1: like we found the video, No we didn't, but we 532 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,240 Speaker 1: found it on the cover. And then they also say 533 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 1: tiny harding still on thin ice, notorious skaters fight to 534 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 1: come back from blubber booze poverty. I can't believe that. 535 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,959 Speaker 1: On the cover they say that she is uh fighting 536 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: for her life, and then on the inside it's like 537 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 1: she kind of has a drink problem. Yeah, I think 538 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: she's just living in Portland and everyone in Portland just 539 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:19,880 Speaker 1: kind of has like a casual drinking problem. Right. That's whimsical, right, Yeah, 540 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 1: So that's that's kind of what happens up there. She's fine, 541 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,680 Speaker 1: all right, I think that's gonna do it for blood Watch. 542 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman still married to his wife of twenty years 543 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,240 Speaker 1: is one of the like stories his wife. Yeah, but 544 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: the story is he still loves his wife. Basically, it's 545 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 1: like how we've made our twenty year marriage work. Are 546 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 1: weird and the same boring ass way other couples have 547 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 1: made theirs. Yeah, I will say so. I had the 548 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,560 Speaker 1: opportunity to wait on Hugh Jackman and his family at 549 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,880 Speaker 1: a restaurant I used to work at, and he gives 550 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 1: off a weird vibe of like I am an alien 551 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,560 Speaker 1: who was pretending to interact with a child for the 552 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,760 Speaker 1: first time. Like he was like holding the kid up 553 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,760 Speaker 1: and like showing the kid to everybody in the restaurant, 554 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,239 Speaker 1: like he had it was the first time he had 555 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,160 Speaker 1: seen a tiny human before. He was like, look at 556 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: this child. I am overjoyed with my progeny. I love 557 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 1: my son. I love my son. Yeah. It was very strange, 558 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 1: but yeah, right, so you want the calamari you don't um? 559 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 1: All right? And then moving on from Bloyd's Obamacare sign 560 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 1: ups are actually keeping pace. This is some some good 561 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: news through to roof good news heading into the holidays 562 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 1: is that people are actually signing up for Obamacare, despite 563 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: the fact that the Trump administration has tried to just 564 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,040 Speaker 1: you know, they've had the period to six weeks the 565 00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 1: open enrollment period. They've slashed advertising by nine d percent 566 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 1: and cut funding for in person enrollment aids by more 567 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: than so they're trying to make it like invisible and 568 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,080 Speaker 1: just like something that people won't sign up for so 569 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,880 Speaker 1: that then they can be like seeing nobody likes the 570 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,400 Speaker 1: Affordable Care Act. Obama was a clown, I'm the best 571 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: essentially that is what happens in his dreams, and uh 572 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Speaker 1: that that's not happening. People are like, oh no, I 573 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,800 Speaker 1: need healthcare. Uh, and everybody's signing up like it was 574 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,560 Speaker 1: any other year. Yeah. I feel like I'm getting more 575 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 1: phone calls this year that I have when Obama is 576 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: still president about Obamacare, Like I've gotten so many robot 577 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,959 Speaker 1: calls or just like make sure you sign up, make 578 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 1: sure you sign up, so somebody is funding something right, 579 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 1: and and it's like on pace to do have more 580 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,160 Speaker 1: than last year sign ups because there's still like a 581 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,960 Speaker 1: lot of people like California, you can still sign up 582 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,160 Speaker 1: until the end of January, so it's not the numbers 583 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,959 Speaker 1: could probably better than normal. Yeah, yeah, but the one 584 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,720 Speaker 1: thing I just when I think about this is like, 585 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,960 Speaker 1: you know, blew up the mandate uh in the tax 586 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: bill because you know, Susan Collins was promised that the 587 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: stabilizing bills that she wanted to stabilize it would be 588 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,400 Speaker 1: you know, put into law. But like the thing that 589 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 1: that story was so misrepresented because the idea those bills 590 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 1: functioned when the mandate was still in place. So it 591 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,280 Speaker 1: means funk all to have this other stabilizing legislation put 592 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,200 Speaker 1: into place, because it's not nearly gonna have the effect 593 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,640 Speaker 1: that it was purported to have because that was based 594 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: on the original mandair, the Obamacare mandate being in place. 595 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: So hey, look, I'm glad people realize that Obamacare is 596 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,680 Speaker 1: something they want, and please sign up if you are 597 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,360 Speaker 1: in a state that you still can, please do because 598 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: you know, insurance is something good to have. Yeah, and 599 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 1: miss McConnell was actually on NPR, which like, we can 600 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,880 Speaker 1: all trust Mitch McConnell's word. We all know that we're 601 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,240 Speaker 1: gonna we can trust him. But he was saying that 602 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,480 Speaker 1: he doesn't know about that house, but the Senate is 603 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,240 Speaker 1: certainly not going to make it a priority to repeal healthcare. 604 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,920 Speaker 1: They are moving on. Yeah, you can believe everything that 605 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,400 Speaker 1: Turtle Band says. Um. Yeah, And I guess the individual 606 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,520 Speaker 1: mandate being repealed. I had sort of assumed that is 607 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:17,160 Speaker 1: going to completely torpedo Obamacare. And Trump has said, you know, 608 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: we essentially repealed Obamacare by by doing that. But um, 609 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,120 Speaker 1: you know, there are a lot of things to indicate 610 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 1: that's not the case. Like the first year, the penalty 611 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,560 Speaker 1: for not signing up for Obamacare, Uh, you know wasn't 612 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: that high, and you know, people still signed up, and 613 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,160 Speaker 1: you know, there there's just reason to believe that it's 614 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 1: not going to totally kill Obamacare. And there's also the 615 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,600 Speaker 1: Trump administration behind the scenes has been working with states 616 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: to actually shore up Obamacare. Uh So it's almost like 617 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:58,560 Speaker 1: a thing where he realizes Obamacare is the law, and 618 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 1: it's just because he hates everything having to do with Obama, 619 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,279 Speaker 1: because he's a racist monster, he chooses to just you know, 620 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,839 Speaker 1: outwardly be like, fuck Obamacare, we repealed it, we killed it. 621 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,440 Speaker 1: I'm the best, I'm better than him. P on that 622 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 1: bed that he slept in. Uh So, yeah, Uh that 623 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,319 Speaker 1: that's I guess some good news is that even though 624 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,400 Speaker 1: he made a big deal about repealing it, uh, he 625 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,719 Speaker 1: really can't because he's not that good a politician. But 626 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,880 Speaker 1: only the future will tell, right what ultimately comes of 627 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,839 Speaker 1: all this, right, right? But if we just let him 628 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: put his name on Obamacare instead, oh my god, that 629 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:42,120 Speaker 1: would totally solve it. Just fucking put his name on 630 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 1: Obamacare and like gave him a monument and like monument 631 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: park in d C. That would solve everything. Yeah, it's 632 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,759 Speaker 1: all he wants. Give him a statue that he can 633 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,960 Speaker 1: go to every day and be like with like a 634 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:57,840 Speaker 1: huge direction that's just as hands, giant hands and like 635 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:03,439 Speaker 1: a huge dick. Yeah, he would be we like, yeah, 636 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,480 Speaker 1: just like a beautiful mane of hair. Do you think 637 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,600 Speaker 1: he'll have a presidential library? Do you think he'll just 638 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:14,480 Speaker 1: like take a McDonald's presidential news stand? Right exactly. It's 639 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,279 Speaker 1: like I don't really read books, but I don't know. 640 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: I love that page six though. All right, we're gonna 641 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back. 642 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 1: So yesterday we were talking some ship about Ed Shearon. 643 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,280 Speaker 1: Uh you know, there was this New York Times piece 644 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,759 Speaker 1: where he and the people who worked on his song. 645 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 1: What what's the song called the Shape of You? Uh? 646 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: How like how inspiration struck them and they didn't even 647 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 1: know they had created like the greatest song that had 648 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:59,319 Speaker 1: ever been set to a recording device. Um, but like 649 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,319 Speaker 1: there was uh and our super producer nixt Stump was like, 650 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,759 Speaker 1: you know, that song is actually just basically TLCS No Scrubs, 651 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,160 Speaker 1: But they totally don't acknowledge that. But it turns out 652 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,840 Speaker 1: they had acknowledged it back in I guess March of 653 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,960 Speaker 1: Uh this past year, somebody tweeted at us and pointed 654 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,719 Speaker 1: out that after the song like had been written and 655 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,279 Speaker 1: he tried to put it out there, is like his 656 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,360 Speaker 1: own ship. Uh. He was like, oh yeah and added 657 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,279 Speaker 1: TLC and the writers of No Scrubs to the list 658 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,880 Speaker 1: of people who wrote the Shape of You because yeah, 659 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,799 Speaker 1: it was. Yeah. It's actually it's funny when you think 660 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,720 Speaker 1: about who the actual co writers are. It's uh, Tamika 661 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,320 Speaker 1: tiny t I's wife and Candy Burst from Real Housewives 662 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,200 Speaker 1: of Atlanta because they were an escape because they were 663 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 1: the co writers of that song. So those are the 664 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: people who were getting a little check off of that. 665 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,880 Speaker 1: Shout out to Candy Burst, my favorite Real Housewife of Atlanta. 666 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,440 Speaker 1: But I watched that at New York Times Piece because 667 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,440 Speaker 1: at no point are they like, yeah, we were trying 668 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,399 Speaker 1: to write a song. And then we were like, oh yeah, 669 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,160 Speaker 1: I just heard no scrubs. That sounds good. Do you 670 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: think we could get away with just like stealing that 671 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,439 Speaker 1: and like putting my white ass on it and uh 672 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,560 Speaker 1: making that a song? Will people listen to that? Uh? 673 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,719 Speaker 1: So total Lanister move. Yeah, you know, people were like 674 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,880 Speaker 1: he was miscast and then Game of Thrones cameo and 675 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, apparently he's stealing from people. 676 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 1: He's you know, it was a better cast than people thought. 677 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,760 Speaker 1: Fucking made me want to about my TV. So this morning, 678 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:33,080 Speaker 1: uh at, following the midnight release of the new Will 679 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:38,800 Speaker 1: Smith joint Bright, uh Miles and uh Nick and I 680 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,120 Speaker 1: watched the first thirty minutes. We watched as much as 681 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 1: we physically could watch of Bright um which we can handle, 682 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,680 Speaker 1: and how much time permitted because the reviews have been awful, right, 683 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,040 Speaker 1: Like a lot of people have been dragging it. They're 684 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,360 Speaker 1: saying it's like a ninety million dollar mistakes. So we're like, 685 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,840 Speaker 1: oh we should let's let's see for ourselves. Yeah. Um, 686 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:02,799 Speaker 1: I can report Will Smith is still very charismatic. I 687 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,440 Speaker 1: like watching Will Smith on on camera. I was actually 688 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,439 Speaker 1: like frustrated by how good the parts around the script were. 689 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,279 Speaker 1: Like it was like, man, if they had just made 690 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,920 Speaker 1: a good, well written police movie about actual race, that 691 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,240 Speaker 1: might have been good. But there's this just awful, fucking stupid, 692 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 1: heavy handed racial allegory where they like add orcs, elves 693 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:34,080 Speaker 1: and fairies, and uh, it really like doesn't work in 694 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:39,120 Speaker 1: so many ways, like mainly because all of those creatures 695 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,800 Speaker 1: are physically and mentally different from one another, which human 696 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,160 Speaker 1: races are not. But like they're like, yeah, but orcs 697 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,399 Speaker 1: are good at this thing because they're stronger, and orcs 698 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,200 Speaker 1: are stronger and they are physically different than you know, humans, 699 00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,480 Speaker 1: and that's like part of the mythology. But the races 700 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,480 Speaker 1: aren't physically different, and like implying that they are like 701 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:06,080 Speaker 1: is actual like racist eugenics fucking craziness. Like it's it's 702 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:12,400 Speaker 1: just like the most wrongheaded, stupefying, lee just awful script 703 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,280 Speaker 1: I've ever seen from Max Lances, with jokes like fairy 704 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,440 Speaker 1: lives don't matter today, like like pieces of ship out 705 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: of a fairy like with a brew it's like so 706 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,359 Speaker 1: fucking dead. It's it's wild man. And like, also, you 707 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,600 Speaker 1: know the fucking gangsters they are dressed so fucking whack, 708 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,640 Speaker 1: like like it's from a nineties conception or like an 709 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,319 Speaker 1: idea of what gangsters look like, or because Chicano gang 710 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,319 Speaker 1: members look like in l A. They haven't been to 711 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,560 Speaker 1: the hood. They've just like watched Boys in the Hood 712 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 1: and the Yeah, they're like, yeah, okay, that's that must 713 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:46,960 Speaker 1: be what everyone should have. A gumby flat top um. Yeah, 714 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:51,080 Speaker 1: it's it's so it's part where like his wife's watching 715 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:56,319 Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, the Joe Rogan Experience experience. Why is his 716 00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:00,000 Speaker 1: wife watching Joe Rogan? No wife has ever watched Joe Rogan, right, 717 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,600 Speaker 1: know when it's weird, it was just the way to 718 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,880 Speaker 1: shoehorn in like commentary about this orc, like he's the 719 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,560 Speaker 1: first orc on the l A p D. But you 720 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,799 Speaker 1: know what's funny is, despite how fucking awful the movie is, 721 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,400 Speaker 1: I was still we were all still compelled to see 722 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:20,279 Speaker 1: it through incredibly watchable, incredibly watchable garbage. Yeah, it's will 723 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,400 Speaker 1: It's one of those movies it's so bad you have 724 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,239 Speaker 1: to keep watching and like, yeah, you might be like 725 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,319 Speaker 1: this is so fucking dumb. But then you're like, well, 726 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,160 Speaker 1: what's what's going on with this magic wand? And it 727 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,760 Speaker 1: has like the most tired like fantasy cliches, like literally 728 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,920 Speaker 1: things just called a magic Wand or the dark Lord 729 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,640 Speaker 1: or you know, orcs or like the Magic task Force. Yeah, 730 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,960 Speaker 1: that's the best part. Like the FBI shows up and 731 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,919 Speaker 1: then they like flash a badge and the guy goes, oh, no, 732 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,040 Speaker 1: Magic task Force, Like yo, that's what you thought. There's 733 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,440 Speaker 1: like a part where they put a sign on the 734 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,279 Speaker 1: back of like the Orc, like a kick me sign, 735 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,760 Speaker 1: and you're expecting it to be like some magical play 736 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,400 Speaker 1: on kick me or like some like Orc themed and 737 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,719 Speaker 1: he turns around, No, it's just kick me. That's just 738 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: it's like there's so many like we'll fill this in later, 739 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,040 Speaker 1: things that were just left in there. It's it's a 740 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,040 Speaker 1: real It's like one of the great monuments to mediocre 741 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:18,080 Speaker 1: white mentism. Yeah, nepotism for sure. Max landis damn like, yeah, 742 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,480 Speaker 1: apparently this is like what one of the highest prices 743 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,160 Speaker 1: anyone had ever paid for a spec script. He should 744 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,760 Speaker 1: honestly never work in this town again, and probably won't 745 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:32,120 Speaker 1: once people find out like what he's like, Yeah, and 746 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,160 Speaker 1: how bad the movie is, but also it sounds crazy 747 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,120 Speaker 1: what he's like. Willow, Willow and Jaden let this happen. 748 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,680 Speaker 1: They got their own careers. Now Jaden is moonwalking the 749 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,000 Speaker 1: ship out of his shows. I don't know if I 750 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,799 Speaker 1: mean that clip blew my mind. He's on his own path. 751 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,759 Speaker 1: He's the way. I didn't see that. What happened? Oh 752 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,520 Speaker 1: my god? It so over the weekend, there's a spestival 753 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,960 Speaker 1: called Rolling Loud and as like all these rappers, and 754 00:41:55,080 --> 00:42:00,200 Speaker 1: during Jaden's set, he killed the moonwalk like to a 755 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,000 Speaker 1: degree that the Internet has not seen in years. Yeah, 756 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,240 Speaker 1: and like I was literally on my toilet on Twitter, 757 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,160 Speaker 1: and I know I'm old because I watched it and 758 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:13,839 Speaker 1: I boy, it was so smooth. I was like, yes, 759 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,960 Speaker 1: Jay didn't do that, like because the mechanics of the 760 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,920 Speaker 1: moonwalk are easy to understand, right, you know, it's like 761 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,680 Speaker 1: you get it, but not many people can put it 762 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,000 Speaker 1: off with the finesse that Jaden did, Like it was 763 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:30,600 Speaker 1: on on Michael Levels here because ship, yeah, damn moonwalk. 764 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,240 Speaker 1: So yeah, they're fine, they're fine. But the Magic Task 765 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,719 Speaker 1: Force and will Smith look to be honest, we're gonna 766 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,120 Speaker 1: keep watching it. I'm going to finish this movie because 767 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,239 Speaker 1: it's so again, it's you just have to It's a 768 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:45,439 Speaker 1: car crash and slow motion and I there's magic, you know. 769 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,280 Speaker 1: But as somebody that watched Jack and Jill in theaters, 770 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,920 Speaker 1: don't worry, I will never judge that Adam Sandler movie. Yeah. 771 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,200 Speaker 1: I didn't pay for it, don't worry. I snuck in 772 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,720 Speaker 1: after I saw something else. I'm still paying the Netflix subscriptions. Um, 773 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,960 Speaker 1: it's one of the worst things I've ever seen. Al 774 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,799 Speaker 1: Pacino is also in it and has he does a 775 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 1: rap at the end. Oh wow, Yeah, Appacino wraps the 776 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,560 Speaker 1: Jack and Jill and he has a crush on Jill, 777 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,400 Speaker 1: who is Adam Sandler in a wig. And that's funny 778 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:23,760 Speaker 1: because it's actually a dude sick. Wait, didn't his movie 779 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,719 Speaker 1: just get fucking trash to Appaccino has a movie out 780 00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:30,520 Speaker 1: today called The Hangman that is at a whopping zero 781 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,480 Speaker 1: percent on Rotten Tomatoes, so that metacritics score. Though Jack, 782 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,319 Speaker 1: I know you don't. We know you don't. I haven't 783 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,319 Speaker 1: looked it up because pressing I like, I believe Rotten 784 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,759 Speaker 1: Tomatoes when Rotten Tomatoes says zero percent. I'll believe him 785 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:50,520 Speaker 1: on zero. Yeah, alright, that's actually gonna do it. For 786 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:55,799 Speaker 1: today's episode and for the year two thousand seventeen, Daily Ziggeist, 787 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,560 Speaker 1: we're going to have some special holiday and year end 788 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,560 Speaker 1: episode for you guys. Next week. We're gonna do a 789 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,520 Speaker 1: movie of the year, music song and album of the year, 790 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,560 Speaker 1: uh person slash everything of the year, and then we're 791 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,040 Speaker 1: gonna tell you what we thought about Star Wars. So 792 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,440 Speaker 1: those are gonna be like four mini episodes we're dropping 793 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:20,960 Speaker 1: next week. But this is it for uh Daily zeitgeists 794 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,040 Speaker 1: proper for the year of two thousands seventeen. Uh yeah, 795 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,759 Speaker 1: it's been been a hell of a two months for 796 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:34,359 Speaker 1: the year exactly October nine today, with almost like we've 797 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,040 Speaker 1: only been doing it for a third of the year. 798 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 1: But uh, I want to thank my parents. No, well, 799 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,359 Speaker 1: if you allow me, I would like to thank God 800 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,879 Speaker 1: first of all, however you may per perceive God to be. 801 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,760 Speaker 1: I would like to thank the How Stuff Works Network. 802 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,160 Speaker 1: I would like to thank uh my mother my father 803 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,000 Speaker 1: for letting me be a loud child. And that's it. 804 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,520 Speaker 1: I would just like to thank God for speaking through 805 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,759 Speaker 1: me and this microphone. Just I just like say I 806 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 1: try and it over to you before we start recording 807 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,560 Speaker 1: every day, and uh like eating a bunch of mushrooms. 808 00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,200 Speaker 1: That's right, That's how I said, speaking to me and 809 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,200 Speaker 1: through me, Brandy, thank you for being on this last 810 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,480 Speaker 1: episode of two thousand seventeen. Thank you. Great way to 811 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,319 Speaker 1: close it out. Where can people find you? I'm on 812 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,600 Speaker 1: the internet at brand Dazzle, on Twitter and on Instagram. 813 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,239 Speaker 1: Um my website, Brandy Posey dot com has all my 814 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,319 Speaker 1: tour dates, uh stand up comedians, a tour, country a 815 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,680 Speaker 1: lot um and then I have a podcast with Barbara 816 00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,960 Speaker 1: Gray and Test Parker called Lady to Lady and it 817 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,520 Speaker 1: is good. It's very very fun. Damn good. How are 818 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,719 Speaker 1: you spelling your name? There? B R and Y I 819 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,719 Speaker 1: E P O S E Y miles. Where can people 820 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,360 Speaker 1: find you? You can find me buying last minute Christmas 821 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,440 Speaker 1: gifts probably, but if you're interested in the social media 822 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,719 Speaker 1: stuff at Miles of Gray on most Things, and you 823 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,600 Speaker 1: can follow me at Jack Underscore O'Brien on Twitter. You 824 00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,000 Speaker 1: can follow us at the Daily Zike on Instagram. We 825 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,480 Speaker 1: have a Facebook fan pitch that is the Daily Zeitgeist. 826 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,880 Speaker 1: We're on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist and we have a website, 827 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,160 Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist dot com where you can find our episodes 828 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,400 Speaker 1: and footnote foot where we link off to all the 829 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:19,120 Speaker 1: articles we use s sources for each episode. And that's 830 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,680 Speaker 1: going to do it for today. I guess we'll be 831 00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,839 Speaker 1: back next week with our short holiday themed episodes, and 832 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:33,080 Speaker 1: then the week after that with more Daily Zeitgeist. And 833 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:38,040 Speaker 1: we have a special Daily Zeitgeist presentation of the Jamie 834 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:42,680 Speaker 1: Loftus vision uh Santa University. We talked about it on 835 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:46,440 Speaker 1: a past episode of The Daily Zeitgeist. It uh completely 836 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:55,000 Speaker 1: lives up to the insane expectations that the show. Jamie Loftus, 837 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,560 Speaker 1: one of our most frequent and beloved guests, has written 838 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,719 Speaker 1: a five hour future length film called Santa University. We 839 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,799 Speaker 1: excerpted uh probably like thirty thirty five minutes worth of 840 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:13,040 Speaker 1: those scenes. Miles appears as Dan Santa, the protag I 841 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:18,319 Speaker 1: am Goth Santa, among others Dean Santa. Uh. It's it 842 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,560 Speaker 1: is a tour to force by your Daily's like guys, 843 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:26,319 Speaker 1: Crew Pano played Gal Santa. Yeah, oh, and then you 844 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,880 Speaker 1: also played Mike Santa the Father. The Father. Um. It's 845 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,839 Speaker 1: going to be dropping this weekend, so keep an eye 846 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,600 Speaker 1: out for that, So gather your family around the hearth. Yeah, 847 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,920 Speaker 1: and get ready to these ful tide blessings. Get ready 848 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,600 Speaker 1: to have your family be severely weird. Yeah, actually be 849 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,319 Speaker 1: the Weirdo'll put the headphones on and just go to 850 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,200 Speaker 1: like the bathroom along like you don't want anybody know 851 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,239 Speaker 1: you're listening to this, but it's crazy. Shouts out to 852 00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:57,760 Speaker 1: uh super producer annajosnie a super producer Nick Stunk and 853 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:03,719 Speaker 1: project manager Sophie Lichterman, And uh, how stuff works, I 854 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 1: guess for for putting us on, and because we have Brandy, 855 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,799 Speaker 1: a sky expert in our midst Brandy, I'm gonna let 856 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,120 Speaker 1: you tell us what we're going to ride out on 857 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,879 Speaker 1: for the year two thousand seventeen. Let's just go out 858 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,360 Speaker 1: on a little jingle bells by the scott alighte up, 859 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,680 Speaker 1: get up? Now what year are the Scattlites from? Are 860 00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:29,400 Speaker 1: they un? This is definitely a pre nine eleven world 861 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:36,120 Speaker 1: you're about to enter. People. Actually, all right, that's gonna 862 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,040 Speaker 1: do it for two thousand seventeen. We will be back 863 00:48:39,040 --> 00:50:02,719 Speaker 1: in two thousand eighteen. Bye bye. Because she s the 864 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:30,320 Speaker 1: clock clun clock clock tin clock clock suck s