WEBVTT - DONKEY: Florida Woman Arrested After Threesome Goes Wrong

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<v Speaker 1>You mentioned to watch out of Florida, Milorada. The craziest

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<v Speaker 1>people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>or a donkey's a Florida man at tapped an ATM

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<v Speaker 1>for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money.

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<v Speaker 1>Florida man is arrested after that win. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>rigged the door to his home in an attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>electric hit his present lights. Police arrested in Orlando. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking of Famido the Praactice Club. Bitch you Donkey

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<v Speaker 1>of the Day with Charlam Hayne, a guy. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not me, little Dubas, Okay, it's Florida. Donkey of

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<v Speaker 1>to Day for Thursday, November twentieth, goes to a clear Water,

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<v Speaker 1>Florida woman named angel Lynn Carl What does your uncle

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<v Speaker 1>sy'all always say to you about the great state of Florida?

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<v Speaker 1>Say it with me. The craziest people in America come

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<v Speaker 1>from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is

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<v Speaker 1>no exception. And I must say, boy, Florida got the

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<v Speaker 1>Bronx beat by a long shot. Okay, I'm starting to

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<v Speaker 1>realize the Bronx is just pretty violent. All right. Folks

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida are legitimately crazy, and it's the difference between

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<v Speaker 1>being violent and crazy, and people in are nuttier than

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<v Speaker 1>a yellow bag of Eminem's. Okay, you don't believe me,

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<v Speaker 1>look no further than Angel Curl. Okay, I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>a word right now, and that word will cause a

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<v Speaker 1>visceral reaction to many out there. And the word it's

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<v Speaker 1>three fome. Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay, personally,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too in decisive for a threesome. I learned that

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<v Speaker 1>a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long long

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<v Speaker 1>long time ago. Okay, early twenties, back when we was

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<v Speaker 1>in these streets whil' on drugs drinking. I realized that

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<v Speaker 1>things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Some things you try once and you know you cool on.

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<v Speaker 1>And I couldn't even imagine that my big grown age

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<v Speaker 1>partaking in such things. But I'm not knocking anyone who

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<v Speaker 1>lives that lifestyle, do you, boo. But just know I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen TWA one and TWA two. I have no reason

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<v Speaker 1>to want to open Pandora's box. One box is enough

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<v Speaker 1>for me, but some folks have to learn that the

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<v Speaker 1>hard way. That leads me to the story of Angel

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<v Speaker 1>Lynn Curl. Now. According to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl

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<v Speaker 1>and her boyfriend both forty seven years old my age. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they were bought in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, like me.

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<v Speaker 1>They invited a female friend over to their apartment in

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<v Speaker 1>clear Water, and according to reports on the smoking gun,

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<v Speaker 1>they intended to engage in the hot, steamy, sweaty sexual

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<v Speaker 1>activity hunching and that floor to humidity. Yep, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they intended to do. They wanted to be grown. But

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<v Speaker 1>for some strange reason, the three some didn't happen. Police

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<v Speaker 1>don't mention a reason. Okay, they don't mention a reason

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<v Speaker 1>for the night taking a turn, but the police did

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<v Speaker 1>say that at some point all parties declined participating in

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<v Speaker 1>sexual activity. Let the record show this is the adult

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<v Speaker 1>version of scheduling a play date and then happening the

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<v Speaker 1>play date not happen. Okay, But it's not that all

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<v Speaker 1>parties declined to participate and in sexual activity. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that all the parties. It's not just that

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<v Speaker 1>all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. It's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened after all the parties declined to participate in

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<v Speaker 1>sexual activity. See, Angel must have been very horny. Ael,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not yourself on your horny because Angel turned into

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<v Speaker 1>a devil all right. The disappointment of not being able

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<v Speaker 1>to pull back some meat curtains must have been too

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<v Speaker 1>much for the Angel to handle. I mean, Angel must

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<v Speaker 1>have been feeding the feast on a fur burger, because,

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<v Speaker 1>according to police and the witness who happened to be

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<v Speaker 1>the other woman, Angel started punching her boyfriend in the

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<v Speaker 1>face one fifteen on a Sunday morning. All of y'all

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<v Speaker 1>should have had y'all asses in the bed getting some

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<v Speaker 1>sleep so you could prepare to be in somebody's church

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. But no, y'all up ready to have

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<v Speaker 1>a meat and too badge combo meal. That meat and

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<v Speaker 1>too bad combo meal didn't happen. So now Angel like, hell, no,

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<v Speaker 1>if we're not beating up no fish lips, something getting

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<v Speaker 1>beaten in this house tonight, and it's going to be you.

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<v Speaker 1>So she started beating on her boyfriend, and she was

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<v Speaker 1>placed under arrest for domestic battery fellas toxic femininity doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>get disgusted enough. Okay, this is why so many men

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<v Speaker 1>are choosing to bear over women. I mean, just think

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<v Speaker 1>about this. Clearly based off what we now know, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>this threesome was Angel's idea. So her boyfriend decides he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to do it. Okay, the other woman decides

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't want to do it, and then Angel beats

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<v Speaker 1>up the boyfriend. Based off recent events of the last

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<v Speaker 1>two years, Angel should be charged with a RICO. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you organize the freak off, and then when I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to participate, I get beat on, all because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to put a deposit in somebody else's meat wallet. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all for sexual liberation the women. I think women

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<v Speaker 1>should be able to make whatever sexual decision they want.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I change my mind as a man about

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<v Speaker 1>whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, ma'am. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that should not lead to me getting beat on just

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to plant my seed in another

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<v Speaker 1>woman's lady garden. What if all I wanted was one

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<v Speaker 1>penis glove? Better? Yet, what if all I needed was

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<v Speaker 1>one penis glove, and I realized that in that moment

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<v Speaker 1>the energy wasn't right. I wasn't feeling it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to give a reason. No means no, ma'am. And

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<v Speaker 1>if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't

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<v Speaker 1>suck my Oh stop it, please go with Let you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're about to say. What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Please give Angel Lynn Carl the sweet Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>and the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the dog gee

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<v Speaker 1>of the day, the dogee all the day. Yee, and Angel,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you another thing. You got arrested at

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<v Speaker 1>one fifteen in the morning. The eyewitness was the other

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<v Speaker 1>woman that y'all called over. You know what they was

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<v Speaker 1>doing while y'all was in jail? Oh wow, while he

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<v Speaker 1>was in jail. You know what they was doing? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a plan to get your stupid ass up

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<v Speaker 1>out of there. Okay, But why why did they turn

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<v Speaker 1>down the threesome? Wizard? Maybe the girl didn't look I

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<v Speaker 1>had no idea. Maybe there was a smell. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. I don't want to be the

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<v Speaker 1>judge of that. I don't know. I don't know. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a movie called Alvin Gray. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>something I've watched before. All right, well, that is Donkey Today,

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