1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:05,279 Speaker 1: You mentioned to watch out of Florida, Milorada. The craziest 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 1: people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, 3 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: or a donkey's a Florida man at tapped an ATM 4 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested after that win. He said he 6 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: rigged the door to his home in an attempt to 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,319 Speaker 1: electric hit his present lights. Police arrested in Orlando. Man. 8 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: We're talking of Famido the Praactice Club. Bitch you Donkey 9 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: of the Day with Charlam Hayne, a guy. I don't 10 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. 11 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: It's not me, little Dubas, Okay, it's Florida. Donkey of 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 1: to Day for Thursday, November twentieth, goes to a clear Water, 13 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: Florida woman named angel Lynn Carl What does your uncle 14 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 1: sy'all always say to you about the great state of Florida? 15 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: Say it with me. The craziest people in America come 16 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is 17 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: no exception. And I must say, boy, Florida got the 18 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: Bronx beat by a long shot. Okay, I'm starting to 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: realize the Bronx is just pretty violent. All right. Folks 20 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: in Florida are legitimately crazy, and it's the difference between 21 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: being violent and crazy, and people in are nuttier than 22 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: a yellow bag of Eminem's. Okay, you don't believe me, 23 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: look no further than Angel Curl. Okay, I'm gonna say 24 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: a word right now, and that word will cause a 25 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: visceral reaction to many out there. And the word it's 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: three fome. Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay, personally, 27 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: I'm too in decisive for a threesome. I learned that 28 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long long 29 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: long time ago. Okay, early twenties, back when we was 30 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 1: in these streets whil' on drugs drinking. I realized that 31 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All Right, 32 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: Some things you try once and you know you cool on. 33 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: And I couldn't even imagine that my big grown age 34 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 1: partaking in such things. But I'm not knocking anyone who 35 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,119 Speaker 1: lives that lifestyle, do you, boo. But just know I've 36 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,559 Speaker 1: seen TWA one and TWA two. I have no reason 37 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: to want to open Pandora's box. One box is enough 38 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: for me, but some folks have to learn that the 39 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: hard way. That leads me to the story of Angel 40 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: Lynn Curl. Now. According to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl 41 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: and her boyfriend both forty seven years old my age. Okay, 42 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: they were bought in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, like me. 43 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: They invited a female friend over to their apartment in 44 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: clear Water, and according to reports on the smoking gun, 45 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 1: they intended to engage in the hot, steamy, sweaty sexual 46 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,920 Speaker 1: activity hunching and that floor to humidity. Yep, that's what 47 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: they intended to do. They wanted to be grown. But 48 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 1: for some strange reason, the three some didn't happen. Police 49 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: don't mention a reason. Okay, they don't mention a reason 50 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: for the night taking a turn, but the police did 51 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: say that at some point all parties declined participating in 52 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 1: sexual activity. Let the record show this is the adult 53 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: version of scheduling a play date and then happening the 54 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: play date not happen. Okay, But it's not that all 55 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: parties declined to participate and in sexual activity. I mean, 56 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 1: it's not that all the parties. It's not just that 57 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. It's 58 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: what happened after all the parties declined to participate in 59 00:02:56,320 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: sexual activity. See, Angel must have been very horny. Ael, 60 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: you're not yourself on your horny because Angel turned into 61 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: a devil all right. The disappointment of not being able 62 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,839 Speaker 1: to pull back some meat curtains must have been too 63 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: much for the Angel to handle. I mean, Angel must 64 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: have been feeding the feast on a fur burger, because, 65 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 1: according to police and the witness who happened to be 66 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 1: the other woman, Angel started punching her boyfriend in the 67 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 1: face one fifteen on a Sunday morning. All of y'all 68 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: should have had y'all asses in the bed getting some 69 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: sleep so you could prepare to be in somebody's church 70 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: in the morning. But no, y'all up ready to have 71 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: a meat and too badge combo meal. That meat and 72 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: too bad combo meal didn't happen. So now Angel like, hell, no, 73 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: if we're not beating up no fish lips, something getting 74 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: beaten in this house tonight, and it's going to be you. 75 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: So she started beating on her boyfriend, and she was 76 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: placed under arrest for domestic battery fellas toxic femininity doesn't 77 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: get disgusted enough. Okay, this is why so many men 78 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: are choosing to bear over women. I mean, just think 79 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: about this. Clearly based off what we now know, all right, 80 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: this threesome was Angel's idea. So her boyfriend decides he 81 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: doesn't want to do it. Okay, the other woman decides 82 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: she doesn't want to do it, and then Angel beats 83 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: up the boyfriend. Based off recent events of the last 84 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: two years, Angel should be charged with a RICO. Okay, 85 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: you organize the freak off, and then when I don't 86 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: want to participate, I get beat on, all because I 87 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: didn't want to put a deposit in somebody else's meat wallet. Listen, 88 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: I'm all for sexual liberation the women. I think women 89 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: should be able to make whatever sexual decision they want. 90 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: But if I change my mind as a man about 91 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, ma'am. Okay, 92 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,919 Speaker 1: that should not lead to me getting beat on just 93 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: because I don't want to plant my seed in another 94 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: woman's lady garden. What if all I wanted was one 95 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: penis glove? Better? Yet, what if all I needed was 96 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 1: one penis glove, and I realized that in that moment 97 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: the energy wasn't right. I wasn't feeling it. I don't 98 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: have to give a reason. No means no, ma'am. And 99 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 1: if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't 100 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: suck my Oh stop it, please go with Let you 101 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 1: know what you're about to say. What do you mean? 102 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,239 Speaker 1: All right? Please give Angel Lynn Carl the sweet Sounds 103 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: and the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the dog gee 104 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: of the day, the dogee all the day. Yee, and Angel, 105 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: let me tell you another thing. You got arrested at 106 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: one fifteen in the morning. The eyewitness was the other 107 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 1: woman that y'all called over. You know what they was 108 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 1: doing while y'all was in jail? Oh wow, while he 109 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: was in jail. You know what they was doing? Okay, 110 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,160 Speaker 1: that was a plan to get your stupid ass up 111 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: out of there. Okay, But why why did they turn 112 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: down the threesome? Wizard? Maybe the girl didn't look I 113 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: had no idea. Maybe there was a smell. I don't know. 114 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't want to be the 115 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: judge of that. I don't know. I don't know. All right, 116 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: sound like a movie called Alvin Gray. That sounds like 117 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: something I've watched before. All right, well, that is Donkey Today, 118 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: Thank you sir. Up next, Jess, fix my mess eight 119 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: hundred five eight five one five one. Jess is here 120 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: and she's fixing your mess. If you've got a problem, 121 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 1: something going on your relationship, maybe your three some didn't 122 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,040 Speaker 1: work out, whatever it maybe eight hundred five eight five 123 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: one oh five one, just fix my messes. 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