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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, that's a pretty cool setup. He's

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Speaker 3: I I I fucking love coach. Getting to do TV

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Speaker 1: Pinch myself. It's like this. Actually, honestly it feels like this.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Taylor says, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I am Also, Uh, last week he called me t Bone.

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Speaker 4: Uh t Bob, I should have called you t bone

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Speaker 6: But Taylor, Bob, when you're talking about the the Brian

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Speaker 1: Man in the rain on a rainy fucking day.

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Speaker 3: There's video of a forlorn Tommy Moffatt packing up his

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Speaker 1: Not an umbrella in sight here.

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Speaker 3: This man is the most honorable among us, a night

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Speaker 3: that was the Brian Kelly era.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Bob, look at stud Look at him.

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Speaker 1: Look at me, Look at him, look at me right now,

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Speaker 2: I am so glad he told it and Taylor didn't.

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Speaker 1: Is Tommy fucking Moffitt the culture? Okay? He is the

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Speaker 1: To fucking kill him. Didn't he put uh, you didn't

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Speaker 5: Didn't he put uh Brian Kelly's face on the Tackling

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he put his face on a tax the

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Speaker 3: Uh So, there's a great, incredible local TV man, Jacques

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Speaker 3: And he asked coach Mabin to come on this week,

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Speaker 3: And I mean, look, I'm not gonna lie. I Texa

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Speaker 3: And uh guess what he fucking did, Because this L

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Speaker 3: You ain't gonna cow tell me, I'm not gonna been

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Speaker 3: you gotta admit there's a problem. You got fucking Texas

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Speaker 1: And you do the fucking LED Light Show. Are you

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Speaker 3: He said, this is supposed to be a pantheon of

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Speaker 1: Not Bellao Jay, get the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 3: You gotta kill the light show, lights, fuck the drone lights,

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Speaker 3: Fuck the music.

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Speaker 1: I want to get back to just a fucking pop

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Speaker 5: Wow, fucking boy, knowing that nothing, no music, nothing.

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Speaker 3: Nothing, just fucking ball. You gotta earn the LED Lights Show?

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Speaker 4: Oh I got You're right, I'll put it on the poletel.

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Speaker 4: Do you have to earn the LED light Show? That

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Speaker 1: Just killed?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, you cannot after text A and M just

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Speaker 3: You cannot play the light show to go down three scores.

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Speaker 1: Kill the light show, extend last call. That's what you

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Speaker 1: got to do in that situation. Yes, that's how that's

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, So if it was up to T

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Speaker 4: Bob and T Bob alone, okay, who would you hire

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think the obvious hot name, most realistic

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Speaker 1: Right. What he's done at Old Miss is fantastic.

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Speaker 3: And even though in an NIL era, Old Miss has

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Speaker 3: have attributed them, I don't think I'm being too much

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Speaker 3: Lank Kiffin is kind of the realistic one to one target.

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Speaker 1: Now we already have twelve power.

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Speaker 3: We've talked about this right the market, because it's already

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Speaker 3: and so we're gonna get really expensive prices on guys.

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Speaker 1: That said.

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Speaker 3: I because I was like, I was wondering, like, does

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Speaker 3: towel Podnasty rough has made a good point. He was like, well,

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Speaker 3: it might still be worth it in the end. I've

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Speaker 3: heard Lane has twelve and a half from Mole miss

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Speaker 3: so maybe that, like thirteen seems like a starting point

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Speaker 3: where you'd have to kind of.

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Speaker 1: Pay to play for Kiffen.

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Speaker 3: As always, coaching searches are full of wonderfully salacious rumors

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Speaker 3: and and I think we can all appreciate that. Nobody

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Speaker 3: people that really want to try to beg Nick Saban.

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Speaker 1: To come home.

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Speaker 3: And there are even some uber wealthy people that really

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Speaker 3: want to beg Coach Oh to come home with a

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Speaker 3: thousand percent do it Saban? You'd have to pry. But

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Speaker 3: but but realistically, I do feel like Lane is kind

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: Well too, But I think that's why they probably did

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Speaker 4: what they had to do with Kelly right now right

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: That makes a lot of sense and hmm, unsubstantiated, not

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Speaker 3: reportable yet, but allegedly, I'll be very I guess my

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Speaker 3: ault because it seems so LSU friendly. But I believe

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Speaker 3: Kelly's buyout is going to be somewhere in the twenty

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Speaker 1: Wow, which is.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, fifty three was what the contract said.

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Speaker 3: Now we'll see if that ends up being true. I

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Speaker 3: know I've talked on this show about how it's a

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Speaker 3: sign of a broken society. If we're talking about paying

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Speaker 3: five to twenty one and I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like no, that's still fucking stupid, guys, still fucking stupid.

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Speaker 3: But it is much more palatable than fifty three, especially

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Speaker 3: and you can decide for yourself and maybe we'll get

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Speaker 3: But only time will tell if that if that number

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Speaker 3: there's one thing I've learned in this business, I'm still

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Speaker 1: But that that's that's what I've that's what I'm kind

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Speaker 3: I mean, have leverage, you know, yeah, if if they

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think you're wrong with either one

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Speaker 3: Okay, uh, I think Lane feels like the better fit,

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Speaker 3: Dirt, the grime, the degeneracy of Lane Kiffen seems to

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Speaker 1: It's a perfect fit.

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Speaker 3: It's interesting because you don't think of Notre Dame as cool,

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00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 3: but he feels like the he feels like the absolute

441
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 3: peak of coolness that the perfect Notre Dame coach could be,

442
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 3: because he kind of is the perfect again, He's he

443
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Speaker 3: has this very regal, august feel to him. He's a

444
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 3: very Catholic man. I believe he is a giant Catholic family.

445
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 3: These are all huge Notre Dame traits. But he's also

446
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 3: super fucking hot and cool. So yeah, he's kind of

447
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 3: like he's kind of like the best that Notre Dame

448
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 3: could possibly ever do.

449
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Speaker 1: On on on those metrics.

450
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Speaker 2: I also love the idea that Stu has of LSU

451
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Speaker 2: making Notre Dame the minor leagues for the pipeline.

452
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Speaker 5: I'm only learning now with his gigantic family. They're not

453
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Speaker 5: very large, but there's six kids and how a man

454
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Speaker 5: Marcus Freeman.

455
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Speaker 1: Uh thirty, probably like eight thirty forty one. Very Catholic man.

456
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Speaker 1: You are correct about that? Oh like you though? He's

457
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Speaker 1: a young thirty eighth though.

458
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like me, dude, no he uh

459
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 3: look Catholics. I know a lot of Catholic people that

460
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 3: don't believe in contraception.

461
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 1: Or or vasectomies. I do already, got Cooke, Well, I mean,

462
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: I hope you have three kids already, don't you know?

463
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 1: I told you.

464
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Speaker 3: The doctor told me I had one of the largest

465
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Speaker 3: vast deference he's ever seen.

466
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Speaker 1: Not to brad guys, I'm not sure what that means.

467
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Speaker 1: I don't know what it mean. It's either, but it's

468
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 1: like a compliment though. The Vin diagram of genitals and large.

469
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if we're gonna cross over, I'll take it.

470
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Speaker 1: Brian Kelly, does he go to Penn State next year? Yeah?

471
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Speaker 1: I don't fucking care. I don't know. No, I don't know.

472
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Speaker 1: It's funny.

473
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Speaker 3: It's funny because I spent so many years gaslighting myself.

474
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 3: And sometimes it's like you can have something happen where

475
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 3: you know, you just you kind of just wake up,

476
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 3: like like like I think in the Bible, didn it

477
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 3: then then Jesus spitting that guy's eyes and the scales

478
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Speaker 3: fell from his eyes and he was no longer blinded.

479
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Speaker 1: Like that's kind of.

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Speaker 3: If you say so, that's kind of the Uh, that's

481
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 3: kind of the feeling I had when this news was

482
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Speaker 3: announced yesterday, like like I legitimately felt like I was

483
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 3: freed from myself.

484
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,959
Speaker 1: And look and look, there were there were good times.

485
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Speaker 3: I mean, it is funny because all the complaints now

486
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 3: are he was always golfing, he was always checked out,

487
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, and well because again coaching college coaching

488
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 3: power transitions are so fantastic. One of the other rumored

489
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Speaker 3: pieces of dirt that I got is that they've dug

490
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Speaker 3: up his Baton Rouge Country Cli cards, you know, scorecards

491
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 3: that he would turn in and that in four years

492
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 3: he logged over four hundred full eighteen whole rounds average

493
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Speaker 3: of ninety five allegedly.

494
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Speaker 1: Allegedly.

495
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Speaker 4: I love what a passionate fan base cats.

496
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Speaker 3: Now apparently now they're trying to hunt down the country

497
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Speaker 3: club bar.

498
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Speaker 1: Tab so we'll see what they are. What the final

499
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Speaker 1: count is there?

500
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Speaker 3: No, but it's it's interesting because like at first you

501
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 3: lose to Florida State that year one you lose, uh,

502
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 3: I think it was Tennessee, and that stuff was coming up,

503
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 3: you know as he checked out, is this is that?

504
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 3: But then he beat Alabama and he won the West

505
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: and all of it went out the window. And as

506
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 3: you lose, that stuff starts to come back out. So no, man,

507
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 3: I mean, look, I fought against it a gaslight myself.

508
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 3: I tried to gaslight others this whole idea that he

509
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 3: could work at LSU because winning is all that matters,

510
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 3: even if it's not a fit. But it turns out

511
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 3: maybe the fit piece is critical to winning, and therefore, yeah,

512
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: everybody who kind of doubted the fit from day one

513
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 3: ends up ends up.

514
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Speaker 4: Being if Belichick is two and five, if he were

515
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 4: five and two or six and one, would he be

516
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 4: the lead candidate for all these jobs?

517
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I have no idea.

518
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 4: I mean, fall it's a good question, though, you should

519
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 4: run with that tomorrow.

520
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: That's that's actually the maybe.

521
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Speaker 3: Uh, it's it's it's it's my favorite thing with are

522
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 3: things that sound smart and stupid people because you're right.

523
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 3: You're right in that, like, yes, Bill Belichick has such

524
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 3: a name that if he was winning, it would be like, Okay,

525
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 3: you gotta ask yourself.

526
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: But you've also created this insane.

527
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 3: And first hypothetical, like the leap from five and two

528
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 3: instead of doing five is fucking massive. That's it's a

529
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 3: complete ignoring of reality combined with the reality of Belichick's name.

530
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Speaker 1: It's genius. It's genius. That's why you're the fucking goat.

531
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Speaker 1: That's how I do it. Candy run a reverse. Nick

532
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Speaker 1: Saban sark At sark about sark I want to go

533
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: to the NFL. I think right.

534
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 3: I would like to state because this is a big

535
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 3: stage and I want to be clear about this. I

536
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 3: am also I talked to my agent. I am open

537
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 3: to any better, higher paying jobs as well. Okay, I

538
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: just want everybody to be know. I don't want to

539
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: you know, I love my job now. I love my

540
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 3: job now. But just for the record, if there's anything

541
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 3: better or higher paint out there.

542
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: I too am open to listening, uh, listening to any offers.

543
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 3: A boy, how how how look how how good of

544
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: Sark to let us know, dude, like every fucking college

545
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 3: coach when it scratching claw their way to the NFL

546
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 3: right now?

547
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: No shit?

548
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 4: At seven to nothing Stanford early in the second quarter,

549
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 4: how close were you to text to meet Christopher Fraud?

550
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: I think, wait, what time did this game kick off?

551
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember?

552
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 3: Was yeah, no, okay, So I got to be honest

553
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 3: on my podcast, it's it's on Roughness. It's me and

554
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 3: one of our other cost is a girl, Casey Smith.

555
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 3: Uber talented, she's awesome, but she's a Texa and to

556
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 3: Maggie and so this game was a massive fucking deal.

557
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: So this is actually the first time this year, even

558
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 3: during the other l two games, this is the first

559
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 3: time where I did not quad box. So I actually

560
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 3: had no eyes on Stanford Miami. I was fully locked.

561
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 3: But but but but I did get to text you

562
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 3: the last against Louisville Friday night.

563
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: Yes, and just like that, Christopher Fraud is.

564
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 4: Uh does does Bear Brockmeyer have the best name in

565
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 4: college football?

566
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I neem.

567
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 3: I got Liam Bludman to give me the full story here,

568
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 3: but he apparently has. There's multiple Bachmeyer boys yes, Like,

569
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 3: there's an interesting story. I think it's like Tiger, Like

570
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 3: I think they're all named after aggressive predators.

571
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, his brother is named Tiger. Yes, okay. And I

572
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: think there might just be a Brockmeyer.

573
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 4: The announcer Hackers Area played when he was hammered calling

574
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 4: baseball game spring training.

575
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, you know Brockmeyer.

576
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 2: Bear, it's Bear, Tiger and.

577
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: Hank Oh well fuck, sorry Hank, what the fuck happened there?

578
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: I mean, Henry, shit, Henry. There's probably some predator in

579
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: the family named Hank uh No, Uncle, Hank uh No

580
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: bear dude. Okay. So here's the thing about b YU.

581
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: B YU is.

582
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 3: Emblematic or representative of what makes football so beautiful because

583
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 3: it is such a team game. It is probably up

584
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: there with soccer, you know, week link sports. Eleven people

585
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 3: in the field the same time, whatever, the whole can

586
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 3: be greater than the sum of the parts.

587
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: I love that saying.

588
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 3: It's a saying that you're kind of like, okay, how

589
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 3: does this make sense? And then you see it play out,

590
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 3: uh in sports. It's like in football and you're like, okay,

591
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 3: I get it now. Like if you were to just

592
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 3: strip BYU down there would be nothing particularly impressive, even

593
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 3: though I do really like Bear.

594
00:29:59,400 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: We'll get there.

595
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 3: But what Kialani Sataki seems to put together year in

596
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 3: and year out. They just fucking overachieve and they just

597
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: play such solid football and they don't make mistakes. They

598
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 3: force you into mistakes. They fucking play hard, they hit.

599
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 3: I mean, the effort, the toughness, it's all there. And yeah,

600
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 3: you know, they may be limited ceiling wise. I don't

601
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 3: know what's gonna happen. He as a championship, but they

602
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 3: got a puncher's chance because they fucking play together.

603
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: And here they are again. Is it eight to oh

604
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: or nine to oh? Now I believe it's eight No.

605
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: They started nine to zer last year four ship finishing

606
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Speaker 1: eleven to two. So here they are again eight to no.

607
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Speaker 3: They down on the road twenty four to ten to

608
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 3: a good Iowa State team. To damn good team, it'd

609
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 3: been real easy to roll over a die. Yet what

610
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 3: is this greater in the whole of some of its

611
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 3: parts of bytu team do. From twenty four to ten,

612
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 3: they outscore them thirty one to three.

613
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Speaker 1: To close out the game.

614
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 3: Bear Bachmeier becomes the first quarterback to throw for over

615
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 3: three hundred yards against I was stating over twenty two games,

616
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Speaker 3: and he's where in fucking forty seven? I know, because

617
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 3: of course here they are this old school team, you know,

618
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 3: where there is no one guy above the others. And

619
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Speaker 3: the quarterback, who I assume is Mormon and wonderfully kind

620
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 3: and disciplined, just step straight out of the time machine,

621
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 3: wearing forty seven making big plays. I mean, how could

622
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: you not love what Klonie Sataki is built in provo?

623
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we love you. How can you not love t BO?

624
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 4: I mean, he is the absolute ways there for us, brother,

625
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 4: We appreciate it. Unnecessary roughness is the podcast checking out there,

626
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 4: wake up barstool as well.

627
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: He's everywhere. We appreciate you always being there for us.

628
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: I love you, guys.

629
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 3: I'm about to go get my We start a new

630
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: podcast called The Big Boys Club. It's me and a

631
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 3: few of the young people around here, and it's just

632
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 3: very nothing to do with sports.

633
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of degeneracy.

634
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 3: But I'm about to go get my back waxed at

635
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 3: Wicked Wax and I'm thinking about getting a manzillion guys,

636
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: that's a full you know.

637
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 4: The whole back hair situation for you because I had

638
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 4: this done to my chest.

639
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: We did it a Daniel high lie.

640
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 4: I was wheeled out in a gurney like Hannibal Lecter

641
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 4: and Luther Campbell.

642
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: Uh he well he watched my chest. He started that.

643
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 5: You started that just before t Bop said full be whole,

644
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 5: And I think I think you wanted to let him go.

645
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 3: Well, no, I might think I might get it, Manzillian,

646
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not a thousand percent sure here we'll we'll,

647
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: we'll see.

648
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: But that was front or back.

649
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think it's everything. To my understanding, it's everything.

650
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 3: Am I willing to feel that vulnerable? Only time will tell.

651
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: Uh?

652
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 3: The back hair is not bad, but it is getting

653
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 3: worse with age. Stew you know, like all of a sudden,

654
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 3: my wife's telling me I have angel wings back there.

655
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 3: I didn't have that before. The lower back could probably

656
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 3: use a little work.

657
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, honestly, I don't know. I don't

658
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: look back there. It'll be fine. Well, beef tawel is

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Speaker 1: great for your skin, isn't telling you and your French

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Speaker 1: fries trying out? Well?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean you know why McDonald's eyes don't taste

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Speaker 3: same Malcolm Gladwell has an entire revisionist history episode on

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Speaker 3: this when when Ray Kroc expanded McDonald's back in the day,

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Speaker 3: the one rule was the fries were sacrisanct.

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Speaker 1: You had to do that right. Well, the fries were.

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Speaker 3: Cooked in beef tallow, So you had decades of people

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Speaker 3: learning to love McDonald's fries. And then in the nineties

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Speaker 3: we have health scares, heart disease, whatnot.

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Speaker 1: We start and we change over to vegetable oils.

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Speaker 3: So if you're my age, you have never had real

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Speaker 3: McDonald's fries, never had the beef tallow McDonald's fries.

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Speaker 1: And it's kylie disappointing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it turns out now we know vegetable oil

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Speaker 3: like kind of also not that good for you, just

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Speaker 3: different health problems.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I love y'all. I love you man. You'll have

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Speaker 1: a great thing. Love you