Speaker 1: Kabbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor
Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio As we are hanging out here
Speaker 1: on this Saturday, the seventh day of the great month
Speaker 1: of October. And Danny, we survived the Friday podcast. Now
Speaker 1: we've arrived at the weekend. I'm on drugs right now. Man,
Speaker 1: here we are. How amazing is that?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir? And are we going to talk Colorado Buffalo
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 1: I think we're good. I think Dion does not get
Speaker 1: enough attention though you know he doesn't a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't like to talk about Dion. They don't like
Speaker 1: to talk about Colorado football and Dion at all. On
Speaker 1: this podcast, Danny, we have this is a test the
Speaker 1: Lost Wages Virgin Your Irish eyes are lying and back
Speaker 1: by popular Man, great feedback, Foody Fun. Will that become
Speaker 1: a weekly feature? Foody Fun returns, pop culture, pop goes
Speaker 1: the culture. Let's try to get to all of this.
Speaker 1: But we don't get to something, we'll just happen on
Speaker 1: the on the Sunday with the mailbag. So this week
Speaker 1: mentioned on the Friday podcast, I filled in doing the
Speaker 1: midday show in addition of the night show locally in
Speaker 1: LA and so I was bedraggled. I was bedraggled by
Speaker 1: my phone though. So Wednesday, as I've mentioned my schedule,
Speaker 1: I do the radio show and then and I spend
Speaker 1: a lot of time corresponding with the producers in Boston.
Speaker 1: And I have to do this kind of early in
Speaker 1: the day because I sleep during the middle of the day,
Speaker 1: and by the time I get done sleeping, it's nighttime
Speaker 1: in Boston, and so people are not at work, and
Speaker 1: so I have to accommodate their schedule. And I get it,
Speaker 1: but it creates kind of a quagmire for my schedule.
Speaker 1: You know, It's just fine. These are first world problems
Speaker 1: to have. There are much worse problems to have. So
Speaker 1: I spend a lot of my time handicapping on Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and then I really I lock in on Wednesday because
Speaker 1: we record the show on Thursday and then it's broadcast
Speaker 1: on Friday. That's the way the week works. So working
Speaker 1: with the guys in Boston to create the show every week,
Speaker 1: and anyway, we have three parts to it, a lot
Speaker 1: of moving parts whatever. So on Wednesday this week a
Speaker 1: little different than normal. Around right around eleven thirty, I
Speaker 1: was jolted out of out of my slumber. Not a
Speaker 1: deep sleep, but a mild sleep.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I don't really sleep deep that often anyway, But right
Speaker 1: around eleven thirty, which is like middle of the night.
Speaker 1: I think I'd gone to bed about ten in the morning,
Speaker 1: so I'd only been in bed for like an hour
Speaker 1: and a half or less than that. And why did
Speaker 1: I hear alarm bells? Buzz boom bang? I got? This
Speaker 1: is a test nationwide test of the Federal Emergency Alert
Speaker 1: System started broadcasting just before two twenty pm Eastern, which
Speaker 1: is eleven I guess it was eleven twenty out here,
Speaker 1: and it went to all cell phones, televisions, and radios
Speaker 1: across the United States.
Speaker 3: And as the meme goes, he looks at his wife,
Speaker 3: Biden does and says, oh shit, I think I just
Speaker 3: texted the whole country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but for those of yet again spitting
Speaker 1: a loogi at the nocturnal employee, no respect to the
Speaker 1: nocturnal employee. Uh, those of us that work all night
Speaker 1: because we sleep during the day. Now, to be fair,
Speaker 1: my wife did say, hey, you should probably turn your
Speaker 1: phone off, and I said, oh, it won't be a problem.
Speaker 1: It was a problem. It was a problem. I liked
Speaker 1: it better in the old days. You know, we're old school, Danny.
Speaker 1: We come from the old country before the current system.
Speaker 1: Remember the old EBS test.
Speaker 3: Oh of course. Yeah, this with this new modern one
Speaker 3: doesn't matter if your ringer is turned off or down right,
Speaker 3: it goes off, just like an alarm set on your
Speaker 3: phone to wake yourself up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the only way to avoid it is just have
Speaker 1: your phone completely off. But you know that that old
Speaker 1: one where they'd come on and you like that, this
Speaker 1: is a test. This station is conducting a test of
Speaker 1: the emergency broadcast system. This is only a test, and
Speaker 1: then that would be it. It would be you know,
Speaker 1: maybe thirty seconds and they'd go back and it was
Speaker 1: not very long. And this one seemed like it's too long,
Speaker 1: what about brevity? We need brevity. But anyway, so, but
Speaker 1: you were already a work that This went on the
Speaker 1: radio too, so this was everywhere, So you guys weren't
Speaker 1: on the air though.
Speaker 3: What no, no. I actually was taking a nap in
Speaker 3: between my school shift and the radio shift, so it
Speaker 3: woke me up out of a sleep as well.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, it was Cowherd show. I guess that. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: there you go. This is a test.
Speaker 3: Tested to see how fast you and I could roll
Speaker 3: our fat asses out of bed.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, roll out of bed, and maybe something
Speaker 1: else happens in that bed. Maybe you're maybe you're a
Speaker 1: lost wages virgin, or maybe you're no longer a lost
Speaker 1: wages virgin. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, more specifically, I guess you could say a lost
Speaker 3: wages whore, because I'm now in your category. When I
Speaker 3: say you're, I mean you and everybody listening who has
Speaker 3: gambled legally in Las Vegas. I've never done it. I
Speaker 3: came close during the playoffs when I went to the
Speaker 3: Allegiant Stadium tour. It was the day that the Bengals
Speaker 3: upset the Chiefs. Before that game started, I told my stepson,
Speaker 3: I said, I just have a feeling, man, Bengals are
Speaker 3: going to get the upset today. And he's like, you
Speaker 3: should put one hundred or two on it. And I
Speaker 3: looked at my then fiance and I'm like, we don't.
Speaker 3: This trip was expensive. We don't have an extra hundred
Speaker 3: or two hundred. And she looked at me and say,
Speaker 3: that's our food money today. And of course we're watching
Speaker 3: the game. We're eating our lunch at some little steakhouse
Speaker 3: and I have a little steak in front of me
Speaker 3: and We're watching the Bengals beat the Chiefs, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: damn it, I would have won a ton of money,
Speaker 3: you know, Forget that stupid steak I had. I could
Speaker 3: have had ten steaks, yeah, my winnings. So I've had
Speaker 3: a bad taste in my mouth ever since that experience.
Speaker 3: When I go back one of these times, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: place a bet finally, at one of the sports book's kiosks,
Speaker 3: I always see losers standing around those machines, and I'm
Speaker 3: really curious. The guys Covino and Rich they know this.
Speaker 3: They know I've never had an official gambling slip in
Speaker 3: my hand before. We're obviously there for the Canelo fight
Speaker 3: last weekend as we broadcasted live on Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 3: They took me to one of the sports books, to
Speaker 3: the Kiosk, and they're like, all right, we're gonna pool
Speaker 3: our money. We'll all go in on a bet. That way,
Speaker 3: it makes it more enjoyable when we're at the fight tonight.
Speaker 3: We're gonna bet on Canelo to knock out Charlo in
Speaker 3: either the eighth, ninth, tenth, or eleventh round. Okay, So
Speaker 3: I think it was like thirty three dollars each for
Speaker 3: each of us, for each und so it was a
Speaker 3: total of one hundred and thirty two bucks for me,
Speaker 3: Big Ben. Uh, you know whatever. That's not enough money
Speaker 3: to make or break your life, Yeah, but still enough
Speaker 3: money where you're like, ah, that was like my food
Speaker 3: money for tonight and tomorrow morning. We can get to
Speaker 3: the fight, and now I know what it feels like
Speaker 3: to have a slip in my hand and be at
Speaker 3: the actual sporting event. We get to the seventh round,
Speaker 3: Charlot gets knocked down. He gets up at about the
Speaker 3: sixth count. He's wobbly, he's got wobbly legs. He barely
Speaker 3: makes it out of the seventh So I look at Spot,
Speaker 3: I look at Covino, I look at Rich and I
Speaker 3: was like, baby, we got money coming. And I think
Speaker 3: it would have been like nine hundred dollars that we'd
Speaker 3: all be splitting. So now the eighth round starts, he
Speaker 3: gets in there, and Benny looked like a completely fresh boxer.
Speaker 3: He found his second wind. He made it through the eighth,
Speaker 3: he made it through the ninth, the tenth, no problem.
Speaker 3: The eleventh he starts punching Canelo in the head. The twelfth, boom,
Speaker 3: he goes the distance. It was just the most deflating,
Speaker 3: horrible feeling ever. I want my one and thirty two
Speaker 3: dollars back.
Speaker 1: Oh that sucks. Why no, why didn't you just bet?
Speaker 1: I guess you Maybe you have the answer, maybe you don't,
Speaker 1: But why didn't you just bet on Canelo like I
Speaker 1: would have. I just would have bet.
Speaker 3: I know you don't.
Speaker 1: I guess you don't win as much, right is that
Speaker 1: the people?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't win as much. And I think the
Speaker 3: reason why they did it that way is the last
Speaker 3: three fights in a row, they all won money by
Speaker 3: doing the eighth through the eleventh round.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, So this.
Speaker 3: Was like a little formula that has worked for them
Speaker 3: in the past.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, Yeah, yeah, So it's kind of like I play roulette.
Speaker 1: You can if you bet red or black, you're you're
Speaker 1: doing you know, you've got a pretty good chance of winning.
Speaker 1: You know almost fifty percent that pesky green gets in there.
Speaker 1: Or you can bet on one of the numbers. You
Speaker 1: bet on one of the numbers, or or maybe green
Speaker 1: is a better way to look at it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you took the bigger odds.
Speaker 3: Right, because if you would have just did Canelo wins,
Speaker 3: then you're right. The payout would have been a lot less.
Speaker 1: But a little is better than Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then what we got. Yeah, And of course their wind
Speaker 3: streak comes to a stop when I'm part of the
Speaker 3: bet bastards.
Speaker 1: Now, is this going to end your gambling career, Danny?
Speaker 1: Or will you go down the Devil's hallway again next
Speaker 1: time you're in Vegue?
Speaker 3: What I'm going to do next time is put my money,
Speaker 3: my little budget on NFL games. Because at the end
Speaker 3: of our special Saturday podcast, we did the whole show,
Speaker 3: picked every NFL game, and we kept track of it.
Speaker 3: For whatever reason, I was on fire by far outpicked everybody.
Speaker 3: I didn't put any money down all my picks. Though
Speaker 3: I had Buffalo over Miami a couple of the big upsets,
Speaker 3: I had it the right way. Now, some of it
Speaker 3: was just me going the other way because all three
Speaker 3: of them went with the public, and I'm like, nope,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go the other direction. But had I actually
Speaker 3: placed my money where my mouth was, I would have
Speaker 3: been a big NFL winner. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I always want to bet against the public. You're
Speaker 1: gonna in the long run, you're gonna win. You might
Speaker 1: lose on a random week. But if you can find
Speaker 1: out where they call them the sharps, the gambling syndicates,
Speaker 1: if you can find out where they're betting, which is
Speaker 1: usually just based on the handle, which you can if
Speaker 1: you dig around the dark web, you can find the handle,
Speaker 1: not the number of tickets, because the number of tickets
Speaker 1: is often just the common unwashed betting on the games.
Speaker 1: It's that the handle is the professional, professional money on that.
Speaker 1: And now the kiosks are cool and stuff, But I
Speaker 1: like going to the window. I'm old school. I like
Speaker 1: I like walking up the window and I have a
Speaker 1: piece of paper and you give them the numbers. Is
Speaker 1: how if you've ever placed a bet listening, and you know,
Speaker 1: I can't assume everyone has. You go to the window
Speaker 1: and every game has every team, every bet has a
Speaker 1: number aside it, and so you just give them the
Speaker 1: numbers and then that's that's it, all right? Yes, your
Speaker 1: your irish eyes are lying. What fun of the sun?
Speaker 1: So I have not had too much fun in the sun, Danny?
Speaker 1: And why have I not had fun in the sun?
Speaker 1: I know I work at night and I'm like a
Speaker 1: vampire and all that. But speaking of vampires, tasty blood,
Speaker 1: tasty blood. Mosquitoes love sucking my blood.
Speaker 3: They love it.
Speaker 1: And I've talked about this in the past on this
Speaker 1: show and the radio show.
Speaker 3: The doctors say, you eat a lot of butter if
Speaker 3: mosquitoes love.
Speaker 1: Your blood, Oh is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, too much butter in your diet.
Speaker 1: I thought of you ate garlic, that they didn't like garlic.
Speaker 1: So we have this beautiful outdoor space behind the Mallet mansion,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I want to enjoy some nature. Get out
Speaker 1: there a lot of trees. Why not? And I've pretty
Speaker 1: much been a homebody prisoner over the summer and now,
Speaker 1: and so because my elbows in my knees are peppered
Speaker 1: with mosquito bites when I go outside. So this past week,
Speaker 1: my wife told me that one of her co workers
Speaker 1: had a solution. My wife, so, this person she works with, said,
Speaker 1: all right, I found out how to repel these little buggers.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, I'm in. You know, what's the deal?
Speaker 1: Give me the given the thing. So she said, okay,
Speaker 1: it's Irish spring. She said that she was told the
Speaker 1: soap can repel mosquitos. There's ingredients in the Irish spring
Speaker 1: that not only keep mosquitoes away flies, a bunch of incns.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, this is great, okay, and you're sure
Speaker 1: of this, yes, So I went to the store. We
Speaker 1: bought bars of Irish spring. We bought body wash, Irish
Speaker 1: Spring body wash, and we put Irish spring. We shaved
Speaker 1: off pieces of Irish spring, little trimmings of it, and
Speaker 1: we put them in little baggies around the great outdoor.
Speaker 1: I then took a bath shower thing with Irish Spring
Speaker 1: body wash. I then excitedly went outside. I could not
Speaker 1: have waited. I could not have been more excited to
Speaker 1: go outside, get some sun a little bit late afternoon, joy,
Speaker 1: the trees, the smells all there. So I go out
Speaker 1: and a hand to God, Danny lasted no more than
Speaker 1: in ten minutes. Your Irish eyes are lying. It turns out.
Speaker 3: This is a marketing scam.
Speaker 1: I don't know who. I don't know who told this person.
Speaker 1: My wife works. I don't know anything other than what
Speaker 1: she told me. But it turns out there are some
Speaker 1: ingredients in Irish spring that are used commercially to repel mosquitoes,
Speaker 1: but they are not There's not enough. You have to
Speaker 1: have a large quantity present to get rid of the mosquitos.
Speaker 1: And so it turns out Irish spring does not have
Speaker 1: enough volume to repulse the flying insects. And so I
Speaker 1: am going back. I did find a product I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I was surfing around the web and I found something
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try, and involves putting little cups of water
Speaker 1: around to try to get mosquitoes to have babies. And
Speaker 1: then you put this stuff down as apparably got some
Speaker 1: kind of bacteria that doesn't affec humans, but the mosquitos die,
Speaker 1: and so you want to create. You want to get
Speaker 1: the mom mosquito to come over have the babies, and
Speaker 1: then the whole family will be wiped out with these
Speaker 1: little bugger these little bacteria like pellets or something. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if it works. It probably doesn't. But
Speaker 1: if you have an idea, not just.
Speaker 3: You're not just a mosquito murderer. You're trying to take
Speaker 3: out a whole generation.
Speaker 1: I am absolutely extermination. And I remember on the radio
Speaker 1: I think you were with me. I had an aunt
Speaker 1: invasion at one of the old houses I lived at
Speaker 1: and I couldn't get rid of these ants. And we asked.
Speaker 1: It was like, we need help, we need help, and
Speaker 1: several listeners recommend different They recommended different products, but there's
Speaker 1: one in particular that actually worked, and it was from
Speaker 1: a listener to the radio show. And so I'm asking,
Speaker 1: if you know what do you do to effectively consistently
Speaker 1: get rid of mosquitoes. By the way, if you're before,
Speaker 1: you email it and say what was the thing you
Speaker 1: used to get rid of the ants. It's called the
Speaker 1: Tarot liquid ant bait is what it's called. You get
Speaker 1: it like home, Deepot lows Walmart. Those things are amazing.
Speaker 1: If you have ants, you gotta put those things down.
Speaker 1: Nothing else I've tried works like that. That is the
Speaker 1: That is the Bombiti Bombiti Bomiti Bomiti. But I gotta
Speaker 1: find the Bombiti Bombiti Bombiti. For the mosquito thing, I
Speaker 1: gotta find it, Danny.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what that is for us on our
Speaker 3: back patio, A big mosquito net over the top of
Speaker 3: our sun umbrella.
Speaker 1: That's the move there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it comes all the way down to the ground
Speaker 3: and makes it really tough for those little buggers to
Speaker 3: even get inside.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, maybe I'll maybe I'll go there. Speaking of you,
Speaker 1: you said because you eat butter were you just making
Speaker 1: that updated the butterly I'm a doctor, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, well, I'm looking at him. I
Speaker 1: did find this story. It says mosquitoes tend to find
Speaker 1: the people with the blood type oh, are way tastier
Speaker 1: than other blood types. So that's I must have TYPEO.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what type blood I have. I
Speaker 1: must have TYPEO.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It says people who are bigger breathe more often and
Speaker 1: breathe more carbon dioxide, therefore are more attractive to mosquitos.
Speaker 1: So there you go. That's just because I'm a big guy.
Speaker 1: Mosquitoes are the carbon dioxide.
Speaker 3: Andre the giant must have. Add all kinds of.
Speaker 1: Bites right, Yeah, it says the color of clothing you
Speaker 1: wear may determine whether or not you get bit Darker
Speaker 1: colors like black and green are easier for the mosquitoes
Speaker 1: to spot. So if you want to avoid getting bit up,
Speaker 1: try wearing a lighter color like white. Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: I gotta wear white when I go outside. Racist, what's
Speaker 1: up with that? Let's see here. Mosquitoes are attracted to
Speaker 1: sweat and weather. Obviously higher temperature attracted the things like ammonia, acid.
Speaker 1: There's different kinds of acid, blah blah blah, all the
Speaker 1: things that can make you more susceptible to mosquito bites.
Speaker 1: Drinking beer now you go, can't have a bruskie. Study
Speaker 1: found that just drinking one twelve ounce can of beer
Speaker 1: can make you more attractive to mosquitoes. Oh that isn't funny, man,
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta I gotta find something. I could
Speaker 1: do the I could do the net thing, but I
Speaker 1: want to find something that will just kill them all.
Speaker 1: I just want them all day. Is there any use
Speaker 1: for the mosquito? What do they do?
Speaker 3: Danny?
Speaker 1: Did they really help us at all? In any way?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I'm going no, so Let's get
Speaker 1: to the food. You want to go to the food?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, even though this segment makes me hungry, let's
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, foody fun, because we all gotta eat. We all
Speaker 1: gotta eat. Two options here, Danny. Door number one has
Speaker 1: the most popular salad dressing in every state. Door number
Speaker 1: two has America's most popular Halloween candy by state. It
Speaker 1: is October. We could save that to a later episode.
Speaker 1: Or I don't really eat salad, so that doesn't really
Speaker 1: interest me. But which one do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Danny? I want to discuss ranch dressing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you do. Okay, all right, you know whatever, Fine,
Speaker 1: I'll play a little game. I don't care the Devil's Blood.
Speaker 1: So this goes state by state. They have done the
Speaker 1: market research and turns out that while ranch dressing is
Speaker 1: very popular the Devil's Blood in thirteen states, it is
Speaker 1: very popular primarily in the South and the Midwest. The
Speaker 1: local palette enjoys the ranch dressing. I'm happy to say
Speaker 1: that California, the favorite dressing, according to Kraft is not
Speaker 1: is not classic ranch.
Speaker 3: Oh, it must be like balsamic or something fancy.
Speaker 1: It is zesty Italian. I know it's the number one
Speaker 1: in California. Uh, you want to you want to pick
Speaker 1: a state here, Danny we can. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do all these states, but pick a random state.
Speaker 3: Man. How about the great state of Maine.
Speaker 1: A great state of Maine. That is a classic Catalina dressing.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. What is a
Speaker 1: classic Catalina dressing?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Uh? Alright, Uh, Minnesota is classic Ranch. So bad job
Speaker 1: by them. But wis constant here at Welcko Minnesota? What about?
Speaker 3: Oh? I'm sorry, what state are you looking at?
Speaker 1: I was looking at wisconstant because I actually this is something
Speaker 1: I like. I put it on my burgers. I don't
Speaker 1: eat salad. Thousand Island dressing.
Speaker 3: Good choice. I love that on both burgers and salads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good and thousand I is number one
Speaker 1: in Alabama, number one in Kentucky, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: So Nick Saban has it on his salads before every game, and.
Speaker 1: Then he eats a little debbie and he dips it
Speaker 1: little debbies, he dips it.
Speaker 3: How about South Carolina? South Casalaca, Oh Carolina.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately that is in the South. That is classic Ranch.
Speaker 3: Oh, smart people.
Speaker 1: There is one state dan is see if you can
Speaker 1: figure out the state, the only state in America where
Speaker 1: their favorite dressing is chunky blue cheese eyew. That sounds bad,
Speaker 1: don't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It does. It sounds spoiled and rotten. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say Florida.
Speaker 1: Florida, not Florida's classic Ranch Iowa, Chunky Blue's Iowa, Junky
Speaker 1: blue cheeses Iowa. What are some other odd ones? There's
Speaker 1: only one other odd one that I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell it is, and this would be South Dakota.
Speaker 1: But the western part of South Dakota, I know, the
Speaker 1: eastern part of South Dakota, which is near Oh. South
Speaker 1: Dakota's a messed up a state completely because the part
Speaker 1: near Minnesota, which is the eastern part of South Dakota,
Speaker 1: their favorite is creamy poppy seed roast. And then the
Speaker 1: western part of South Dakota is coleslaw dressing. So that
Speaker 1: doesn't sound good either, Yeah, what's wrong. Of course, there's
Speaker 1: only like seven people that live in South Dakota, so
Speaker 1: it's not that many people. But there you go. That's
Speaker 1: a survey done of the top across America salad dressings.
Speaker 1: Americans love to eat, and it's based on actual sales
Speaker 1: figures rather than a sample survey or Google search trends
Speaker 1: or anything like that. This is actual what people are
Speaker 1: buying and all that. And I don't see anything else
Speaker 1: that's that's really wild. Classic Catalina seems in a lot
Speaker 1: of places, but the weird ones were creamy poppsy cole
Speaker 1: slaw dressing and chunky blue cheese.
Speaker 3: Did you google Catalina?
Speaker 1: I have not.
Speaker 3: What is it? Have you? I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 3: Let's see Catalina like Catalina Island.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of Catalina Island. I go there once
Speaker 1: a year. It's in off the coast of southern California.
Speaker 3: It's that reddish, it's red. You've seen this on the
Speaker 3: shelves before.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it like a tomato based thing? Is that what
Speaker 1: it's got?
Speaker 3: It in? What it looks like, at least from the photos.
Speaker 1: Says Kettleian dressing is sweet tart, spicy and everything in between.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like me, sweet tart, spicy, yeah, all right?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's made of ketchup, vinegar, sugar and oil.
Speaker 1: No, all right, let's keep going foody. Fun. Well, that
Speaker 1: was it, and we'll try to remember next week to
Speaker 1: do the Halloween candy, or we'll do it later in
Speaker 1: the month. Costco debuted a new item, a rare fail
Speaker 1: by Costco. They put a new item in the food
Speaker 1: court and the people have spoken and they freaking hate it.
Speaker 1: They cannot stand it, Dad Gummett. There are rumors swirling
Speaker 1: around that the roast beef sandwich will be discontinued by
Speaker 1: the Costco food Court. It has not been around very long.
Speaker 1: People offended by the price tagine, which is much more
Speaker 1: expensive than everything else. Costco is known for cheap eatsine
Speaker 1: And I'm not a big roast beef I like a
Speaker 1: pastrami sandwich. I'm a big roast beef guy. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't look that good. And the rumor is.
Speaker 3: That roast beef either, it tastes dirty.
Speaker 1: It does. I agree with you, and so it's uh,
Speaker 1: they're saying it. It's likely going to be discontinued. The
Speaker 1: sandwich is getting the acts. Just put poutine everywhere, Get
Speaker 1: stop messing around. The roast beef sandwich does not look
Speaker 1: it does not look good, and it's too expensive. Do
Speaker 1: cheap or do nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so what would you bring back if you
Speaker 3: could resurrect one Costco item?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I've talked about the best. We I get
Speaker 1: Costco food porn from people in Canada because they have
Speaker 1: chicken fingers and poutine. Like a listener in Vancouver used
Speaker 1: to send me photos from the Costco food court and like,
Speaker 1: why don't we have that here? We should have that here.
Speaker 1: I want that there at my Costco. But if you're gonna,
Speaker 1: I don't know what what would you what would you pick?
Speaker 3: Danny? Do you remember when Costco used to have hand
Speaker 3: dipped ice cream bars?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, those were good.
Speaker 3: That was really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah I forgot about that. Yeah, but yeah, you used
Speaker 1: to sell them back in the freezer section. Also you
Speaker 1: could buy them at the food court. I think they
Speaker 1: cost too much. I think they took too much time
Speaker 1: to make, right, because they were dipped and you could
Speaker 1: get nuts on them also o.
Speaker 3: Nuts right, Yeah, you could get almonds on them.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was good.
Speaker 3: That was so good. I wish they would bring that back.
Speaker 1: Good call. It's a good call. Costco chili apparently is back.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big chili guy. But there's a debate.
Speaker 1: People are claiming that the Costco chili is actually not chili.
Speaker 1: That this is false advertising and it is not not
Speaker 1: what you're claiming it is. There's a debate here. Costco
Speaker 1: brought back the Kirkland signature chili and according to those
Speaker 1: that keep track of this kind of stuff, is a
Speaker 1: four pound tub that has beef, onions, cheese, and ices
Speaker 1: as well as kidney and pinto beans and it there's
Speaker 1: no beans in chili. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: but it's not chili. So I agree. I'm anti. I
Speaker 1: take an anti bean position with chili. Chili. I don't
Speaker 1: eat a lot, but it should not have beans in it.
Speaker 3: It's about yeah, especially those big kidney beans so gross. Yeah,
Speaker 3: chili should be smooth. Put a little dallup of sour
Speaker 3: cream on it, dip some chips in there, and you're
Speaker 3: good to go because you can't eat a lot of
Speaker 3: that or you'll be tooting for two days.
Speaker 1: It is the musical fruit or the musical vegetable or whatever.
Speaker 1: The yeah, all right, now we're doing foody fun because
Speaker 1: we all got to eat. That's the tagline in this.
Speaker 1: Here's interesting with there's some rapid fire one skittles, the
Speaker 1: eminem Mini Skittles is becoming like eminem Minis. They just
Speaker 1: released they're planning to us. I think it's out now.
Speaker 1: Actually new Skittle Littles, Skittles Littles they describe as classic Skittles,
Speaker 1: but only tiny and more palpable.
Speaker 3: No, those will get stuck in your teeth.
Speaker 1: That sounds accurate to me. Burger King launching the new
Speaker 1: Hasis and this is this is nationwide people that can't
Speaker 1: figure out whether they want fries or on your rings,
Speaker 1: so they'll screw you over and give you like four
Speaker 1: onion rings and like five fries. It's like a it's
Speaker 1: like half and half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, screw you, burger King. You've been out of the
Speaker 3: rotation for a while.
Speaker 1: I've not been a burger King guy in a long time.
Speaker 1: Chipotle is testing automated burrito bowl assembly, no machines for
Speaker 1: their stores. Well, they'll go automation to make sure.
Speaker 3: Well, that sucks. That sucks because one life hack is,
Speaker 3: you know, getting the person who's making your bowl, you
Speaker 3: give them an extra little nudge on, a little more
Speaker 3: rice please, a little more of the wacamole, a little
Speaker 3: more sour cream please. By the time you pester them,
Speaker 3: you have the bowl the size of your head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there you go. See that's a good strategy
Speaker 1: to have. Yeah, what else here, Well, here's the seen.
Speaker 3: He's going to ruin it all though. It's going to
Speaker 3: measure everything. I know.
Speaker 1: It's like I used to go to Subway and everything
Speaker 1: was all measured out. They just put it in the sandwich.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I want a little more. No, No,
Speaker 1: well everything's measured. You know, that's not what I want.
Speaker 1: I mean Anyway, KFC has a new for six dollars
Speaker 1: two piece dark combo meal racist that's only in Orlando
Speaker 1: and Louisville. And the baseball the Baseball Playoff's going on, Danny,
Speaker 1: Here's taco. Bell announced the return of a steal a
Speaker 1: base steel a taco So that'll be going on again. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh Wiener Snitzeles bringing back Broadworst for October Fest. Does
Speaker 1: that excite you?
Speaker 3: No, that does not.
Speaker 1: You probably don't want to get brought Worst. I know
Speaker 1: they're known for their hot dogs, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It seems a lot. All right, what do we have
Speaker 1: last last one on this and what we'll push pop
Speaker 1: culture to the Sunday Sunday Podcast. But America's fastest drive
Speaker 1: through has been revealed. It's under three minutes, Danny, under
Speaker 1: three minutes, consistently fastest drive through in America. It is
Speaker 1: in Minnesota, Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, a custom designed two story
Speaker 1: Taco bell in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, and they have the record.
Speaker 1: It's this craziest. I got all the gadgets and thingam
Speaker 1: a jigs and gizmo's and all that, all the innovations
Speaker 1: you could possibly have. It is the fastest drive through
Speaker 1: in the country. And you go in, you order and
Speaker 1: within three minutes, under three minutes, you.
Speaker 3: Get your food. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: There you go. I used to spend hours sometimes in
Speaker 1: the drive through line waiting for my food because it
Speaker 1: was people in front of me and like the panty ass.
Speaker 1: All right, it is Saturday, Danny. We got college football,
Speaker 1: we got baseball players. I'll be a Dodger stadium. I'm
Speaker 1: excited about this. I'll bet the Dodger playoff game with
Speaker 1: the Diamondbacks today and then on Monday I'll be back
Speaker 1: out there doing that. So I'm looking forward to watching
Speaker 1: a little playoff baseball with the bums, the boys in
Speaker 1: Blue and see how if they can slay the snakes
Speaker 1: and become the snake charmers and all that. What do
Speaker 1: you have going on today, Danny?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you tick the words out of my mouth.
Speaker 3: Go Dodgers. I'll be watching. I hope we squeezed the
Speaker 3: venom out of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, the Dodger should unless Kershaw comes out in
Speaker 1: pukes and gives up five months and don't.
Speaker 3: Say it, don't even say it. No, it's just going
Speaker 3: to be a day of rest, besides working on the
Speaker 3: podcast here and of course we will be back tomorrow
Speaker 3: with an action packed mail bag and pop goes the culture.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, have a great Saturday, Thank you
Speaker 1: for downloading. Talk to you next time. Have a great
Speaker 1: rest of your day.
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