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Speaker 1: Jewels, dirty little Secret. Wow, I gotta say, I think

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Speaker 1: we might be the first people to ever talk to

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Speaker 1: this person ever. Ever. It's a jewel show. It's time

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Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. If you text in at four

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Speaker 1: one h six one, you tell us you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret that you want to share on the show,

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Speaker 1: Share on the show. If you want to share it

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Speaker 1: on the show. If you want to share it on

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Speaker 1: the show, you can and we'll keep you anonymous. Nobody

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Speaker 1: will ever know who you are. That's why everybody gets

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Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, Packs,

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Speaker 1: Jolie Pitt, Angelina Jolie Son, Brad Pitt's son, one of

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Speaker 1: their older ones. They adulted him, right yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well anyway, Packs is like an adult now right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's see what he sounds like. Packs, Jolie Pitt, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Hey? What's up? Yeah? Definitely an adult?

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Speaker 1: Why am I so stunted this right now? I cannot

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Speaker 1: believe you're an adult? Right now? Do you know how

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Speaker 1: fast you grew up right in front of all of

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Speaker 1: our eyes? Yeah? I know. It's crazy. Time really flies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you have dirty little secrets in everything? Yeah? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you know my parents. I'm sure you have a lot,

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Speaker 1: and I'm a little excited here. Yeah. What's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret though? Man, Well, I've been dating this girl

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Speaker 1: for about a year now. We're coming up on our

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Speaker 1: anniversary soon, and there's something that she doesn't know. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: it's a little secret that I'm scared to tell her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna like break the relationship up, is it. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's on that level of like portrayal.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you'll know, maybe what is it, Alex, I'll be

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Speaker 1: able to tell you for sure. We've been together for

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Speaker 1: about a year, you know, anniversary is coming up, and

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Speaker 1: she's a banker and my ax was a banker as well.

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Speaker 1: Just you're backing your way through all the bankers in town.

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Speaker 1: So weird adition. I just need someone to forge these checks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is dirty secret. This is dirty little secret. So

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't surprise you if you're like, yeah, I'm dating

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Speaker 1: banker so that they can forge checks for me. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's my I'm a bank robber. So basically that's kind

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Speaker 1: of like the running joke with me and my friends

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Speaker 1: is that like I only I only date like bankers

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Like that. But yeah, so she she's worked

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Speaker 1: at a bank and um, you know, with everything going

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Speaker 1: on right now, she was actually laid off about six

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Speaker 1: months ago, so she's been like just interviewing and interviewing

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Speaker 1: and applying and just like crazy. And about a month

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Speaker 1: ago she got a job at a bank. Okay, that's good. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's great, but um, her boss is actually my ax.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Know no, And I know why she

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Speaker 1: doesn't know it is because when she came home, she's

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Speaker 1: like boasting about how great her boss is and you

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Speaker 1: were just sitting there like, oh, yeah, she's great with her,

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Speaker 1: or did she break up with you? Um? I broke

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Speaker 1: up with her? Okay. This makes it even weirder though,

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Speaker 1: if you think about it, If she does know that

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Speaker 1: she's your girlfriend's boss, she's like being awesome to her

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Speaker 1: and trying to befriend her. Oh why is that? I

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Speaker 1: don't know? Huh. I just think that if your ex

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Speaker 1: hasn't said anything to your girlfriend, it's one of two reasons.

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Speaker 1: It's either because she doesn't know for whatever reason, or

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Speaker 1: she's waiting for your girlfriend to tell her or say

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Speaker 1: something to see if she knows. And if she you know,

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Speaker 1: she can tell that she doesn't know. Pretty sure she's

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Speaker 1: not gonna say anything and just act normal. And who

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Speaker 1: knows how your X feels? Is she still in love

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Speaker 1: with you? Like how I don't know how things ended?

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Speaker 1: She's trying to get dirt on you? Maybe, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, So did it end on bad terms?

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Speaker 1: It did not end well at all. Are you worried

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Speaker 1: about your girlfriend finding out that she's working for your X?

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Speaker 1: Because like that go, that poor go is gonna one

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Speaker 1: day be like why didn't you say anything in this?

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Speaker 1: Then you just gotta line and be like I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that it was her. This is the only time

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Speaker 1: ever Alex is supporting lying right, Yeah, I mean me

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Speaker 1: and that girl's gonna have a broken heart. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: got a better idea for you. Uh yeah, what do

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Speaker 1: you What do you think I should do? Fake your

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Speaker 1: own death in skip down. I think that's the only

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Speaker 1: way you're getting out of this. What's your dirty little secret?