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Speaker 2: ROBERTA. Check this out. You know you asked me, but

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Speaker 2: why you want to move so fast. We don't have

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Speaker 2: cherry wine. Welcome little Alike to another phenomenal episode of

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Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into

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Speaker 1: the pockets of black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove whatever it is you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: All the bullshit that runs through your head. We'll prove it,

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Speaker 2: We know you're dumb. Here's what I'm thinking that cyber

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Speaker 2: Big Firework. WHOA, yeah, because here's listen to this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: No, I like that because it presumes that fiasco was

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Speaker 2: I did look into it. Though. Fireworks sales have been

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Speaker 2: why do you think that? Is this article? The one

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Speaker 2: black Stacy, Oh, Saw Williams. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's the

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Speaker 2: I actually am one point four percent Nigerian African.

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Speaker 1: I there was a time my parents would be so

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Speaker 2: I'm just remember I've had where it's like they start

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Speaker 2: even already put the books away. Yeah, we already put

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Speaker 2: all the ship out, put your put your homework away. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: That ship is about as bad as it gets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: No. I I so in that way, I do I

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Speaker 1: I guess I sympathize with what you're saying. That maybe

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Speaker 2: I think that's what it is, because it's like their

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just funny that that you think it's

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think it can't be. I think it's

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Speaker 2: it's a sinister color. Yeah, like when you see did

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Speaker 2: it's not a it's not a silver U envy. No,

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Speaker 1: At least it's crazy because it also was born in

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Speaker 1: So we should have been like fuck, yeah, silver teeth,

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Speaker 2: That's how that you know they did it on purpose. No,

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Speaker 2: it's we were like, that's that's you. Your shit looks dirty,

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Speaker 2: It makes your whole mouth look dirty. Yeah, it can't

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Speaker 1: I know there's probably some person at home very upset

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Speaker 2: Right right, and you were probably bad. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 2: if you would just focus up, yeah, that was bro.

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Speaker 2: That was the worst shit about that situation. Wasn't even

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Speaker 2: waiting for an aspiring Michael Vick. Because then it's like

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Speaker 2: an inspirational story. This nigga is seven out of ten.

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Speaker 2: He's not Sandra Bullock at all. Who he was just

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, because I'm not gonna be able to

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Speaker 2: You as an interior defensive lineman in the seventh grade.

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Speaker 1: You could have saved this, Ted, buddy, this is what

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Speaker 1: we've been working, This is what those car rides were

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Speaker 2: You remember those car rides. Oh, there's none of that, which,

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Speaker 2: Come on, man. You don't think Lebron had a car

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Speaker 2: Everybody knows. Yeah, is we need to look out for

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Speaker 2: the mid kids? Oh six point five's to seven point five.

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Speaker 2: they don't like this situation either, No, no, and okay,

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Speaker 2: are they gonna make it out via football? Probably not.

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Speaker 2: But they might be a mid level insurance salesman. Let's go,

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 2: Or they might be a teacher turned. I don't what

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Speaker 2: would you describe yourself now? I'm a survivor. I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna give up. No, no, no, no, stop, never stuck.

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Speaker 2: Are you embarrassed to tell people your job right now?

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Speaker 2: I'm not embarrassed. And don't tell him this though. You

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Speaker 1: And then and then if they get curious, I'll explain more.

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Speaker 1: But like I, I don't start with podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? That like on the

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Speaker 2: Those kids teeth, I'm thinking about them. You know what

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Speaker 2: So then it made it just look that made your

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Speaker 2: mouth look dirty. Yeah, no, it's bad. Do you ever

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Speaker 1: I bet I can think of at least three kids

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Speaker 2: Did they? How's that? Now? They're not people that I

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, Like, it ain't just

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Speaker 1: them or whatever. Booty hair seventy three, and it's like, oh, okay, right,

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Speaker 2: Then. I am trying to would you if you had

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Speaker 2: your social media because your legsing coming across platforms? Right?

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Speaker 2: was like, nah, why would I funk around?

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Speaker 1: This is right here and nobody else wants it, and

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Speaker 1: if this is gonna ever become mine, I gotta take

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Speaker 2: No, you really saw the vision in a smart way? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, it's paid off dividends. I'm killing it on that's

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Speaker 1: I am massive on social media.

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Speaker 2: You're the only life sucremine. I follow them every day.

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Speaker 1: I say to myself, Buddy, another banger, another goddamn banger

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Speaker 1: of a day on social media. You're you're accumulating followers

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Speaker 1: at an insane clip. No one's ever seen anything like

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Speaker 2: I'm like three checks away from giving that shit up

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Speaker 2: like a big thirty thousand more dollars this year, I

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Speaker 2: won't have Instagram job. It's crazy that this is like

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Speaker 2: some version of survival for us. Is it? Are we surviving?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I think so. I think we are surviving.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm in coaches car all over again.

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Speaker 1: We're grateful for you that watch and listen where we

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Speaker 1: We do believe that this beautiful thing that we've created

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Speaker 1: continues to feed us to grow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Over the years, I have been having a good time.

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Speaker 2: We got We've been getting some emails of people being

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Speaker 2: angry too. That's exciting. People are pissed off.

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Speaker 1: I like that, happy with us, like they've got things

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Speaker 1: to say, and they're not in a psychotic way.

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Speaker 2: No, no, in a very direct upset with our personality. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: really like not enjoying us and our lives. The one

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Speaker 2: I was like, damn, we adn't even You're not wrong,

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Speaker 2: Like it's like fuck you, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: But it wasn't like it wasn't like egregious. It was light. Yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: thank you. Yeah. Everything you do okay, cool man, except

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Speaker 2: for that lady who's commenting about me having a snotty

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Speaker 2: nose all the time. Fuck you bitch, all right, sometimes

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Speaker 2: I get congested. You still watch bitch? Yeah that's not nice.

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Speaker 2: Your knows that's fine. You're doing all right? So art

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Speaker 2: did Varsity only took a couple of rides home from Coach.

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Speaker 2: A couple rides and never got tricked off. How about

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Speaker 2: that never one? How about that it wasn't even offered. Yep,

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Speaker 2: come on, not hot enough. Coach. You got in the car.

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Speaker 2: He was like, man, this is just a ride. By

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Speaker 2: the way, by the way, nothing's gonna happen. It's like

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Speaker 2: a bad day with a woman. Nothing's gonna happen. By

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Speaker 2: the way. By the way, it's it's coaches time of

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Speaker 2: the month, so Coach hasn't had it. I think we

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Speaker 2: did it. Yeah, it was pretty good, I thought. I

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Speaker 2: think we did great. You want to people where they

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Speaker 2: can find you and what you got going on. You

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Speaker 2: can find me in the bathroom changing shirts, so you

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Speaker 2: don't think that we did these all the same day.

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Speaker 1: Perfect way to dispel the illusion. Tell them about it, doroctity.

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Speaker 1: What a useless choice that we've wasted our entire play.

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Speaker 1: I didn't service anybody.

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Speaker 2: They don't feel any more joy knowing that that's not hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Now look at us, we're fools. We'll be pretty funny hilarious. Also,

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