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Speaker 1: Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: Deckheads with your hosts Nick n Anna, broadcasting from the

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Speaker 1: bottom of the boat below below deck. Whoa horny, all

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Speaker 1: ya talk all the time. I'm having a party. We're

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Speaker 1: shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.

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Speaker 1: We're up the map in international waters. I need some drama.

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Speaker 1: Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Just see

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm in an open relationship below deck Deckheads. Wow, Nicky,

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Speaker 1: Nick knicks, we're here to record a show about below deck.

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Speaker 1: We sure are. I just looked at your face just

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Speaker 1: in panic during that that intro there, but you landed it.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do. So, guys, welcome to Deckheads. We

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Speaker 1: are going to binge watch and recap Deckheads from the start. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the show is called below Deck. Yes, our show is

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Speaker 1: called Deckheads, correct, So we won't be recapping Deckheads because

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Speaker 1: that's our own show. Now you're sweating. I've started sweating.

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Speaker 1: I'm always sweating. So good signed Nick is sweating through

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Speaker 1: our first episode. That that's a real good. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: a starter. It's a good foresees that this will be

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Speaker 1: a ship show. No. No, it just means I'm excited

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Speaker 1: that I'm into it and I've got my brains on. Finally,

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Speaker 1: whenever i'm sweating that I'm thinking, that's so. I see

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Speaker 1: it so rarely it's hard to believe you because you're sweating.

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Speaker 1: That's my thing. If I see a person sweating, automatically zoom,

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Speaker 1: they're lying or they are Papa John giving an interview.

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Speaker 1: When going to a true not for a while, that's

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Speaker 1: a dated reference. Doesn't matter, guys, Goo google it. That's

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Speaker 1: the things. We're allowed to make dated references because Google exists,

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Speaker 1: and these people can't complain because they can just go

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Speaker 1: look it up. Now, if we are referencing something in

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Speaker 1: the future, that would be unfair because then they can't

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Speaker 1: google it because hasn't happened yet. You got a lot

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Speaker 1: of rules for these people. Look, you know what, my

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Speaker 1: time machines my time machine, and I will not apologize.

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Speaker 1: My grandma is listening to this and she is not

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Speaker 1: going to go through all that. After business. You have

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Speaker 1: a grandmother, I have the idea of a grandmother. I

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Speaker 1: don't have her anymore. I've got my memory. She's dead

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Speaker 1: and she's going to listen to this. Okay, look your

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Speaker 1: story has holes. Your story has holes. Look I go

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Speaker 1: to the graveyards. Is just called c s I Anna.

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Speaker 1: I put the speaker on the ground and I play

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Speaker 1: her my podcast and extra download. But that's what you're

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Speaker 1: doing is you're not playing the show for her as well.

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Speaker 1: So how would she know what you're recapping? You're wrong.

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Speaker 1: Oh I also have a TV. I put face down

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Speaker 1: on the ground and I play the show. SoC knows

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I do the same way with all

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Speaker 1: the movies. Sorry to but your story as holes. Yeah no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. I'm sorry, I said it. If that helps.

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Speaker 1: Al Right, guys, here's what we're doing today. Today. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna start with episode one of Below Deck season one.

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Speaker 1: That is right, we're going to recap this show. Nick

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Speaker 1: might die from sweating halfway through, but you know we're

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Speaker 1: still here roasted. It's c spray, Anna, what from the yacht?

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Speaker 1: Here on the yacht we're on because everyone knows we

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Speaker 1: broadcast from the yacht. There is something y'all don't know.

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Speaker 1: There's something below below deck, and it is podcasters. Yes,

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Speaker 1: below the servants on every boat. There's one more level

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Speaker 1: where people are just podcasting. Yes, and that's us. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you could tell from our very

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Speaker 1: cool intro, but we're very cool people. Yes, Metropolitan you know,

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Speaker 1: like a Katie Perry to Katie Perry's sure why I've

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Speaker 1: always said I'm more of a Edward the vampire from Twilight,

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Speaker 1: the character, not the actor Robert Pattinson. No, I have

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Speaker 1: a lot of respect. I was gonna go right past

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Speaker 1: it because we're friends and I'm not here to tear

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Speaker 1: you down. Robin Pattinson, my favorite Twilight actor who was

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Speaker 1: Batman's sidekick, But I'm more in the bay Batman. What

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Speaker 1: the fuck is that legal? That is incredible? How we

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Speaker 1: just did that. Robin Pattinson side kicked to Batman, also

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Speaker 1: that's true because I don't have an assistant. Huh. Looking

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Speaker 1: for a gig? Time to get one? You know? I

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Speaker 1: if that's your future. Someone's listening to like, what's that

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Speaker 1: Nick needs a gig? What what? Well, let me let

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Speaker 1: so yeah, so uh yeah so yeah, so yeah, shall we?

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Speaker 1: And that's the end of episode one. Shall we? Let's

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Speaker 1: do it? Let's do it? So I'm Anna. Who are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm Nick? Okay, So this is Nick and Anna's podcast

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Speaker 1: about below Deck. Yeah are you talking? I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: the future listeners. Hey, listeners, what they're happening? They're here, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're already here. They're not in the future if they're

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Speaker 1: listening to it. There buzzing. Yeah, they're buzzing, buzz on

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Speaker 1: Twitter about this show. I think Anna and I've had

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Speaker 1: our reality show recap podcasts. You know, if they're the

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Speaker 1: hottest thing on the network. Hot. So you put our

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Speaker 1: finger on the pulse and this the below deck started beeping.

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Speaker 1: We looked around. There's no below deck, nothing reputable. No,

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Speaker 1: there's some trash ones. If you're out there and you're

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Speaker 1: doing a below Deck podcast, you've failed. Wrap it up.

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Speaker 1: But we will fight clubs, and I'll fight you in

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Speaker 1: a basement. Nick will do all the fighting. All kind

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Speaker 1: of works. Yeah, will you stop scheduling fights for me? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Can we finish the four we have? And net I promise,

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Speaker 1: I promise. Came in with a list of fights I

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Speaker 1: have to do now. But well, my favorite thing is

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Speaker 1: to stand like right outside a ring and like we're

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Speaker 1: like like kind of a towel ready to wipe you down.

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Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite hobbies. Well, I asked that

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Speaker 1: everyone in my life always have a towel because I

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Speaker 1: am very sweaty. That's brought paper towels. Yeah, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. And the clean X and some cheese puffs,

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Speaker 1: which I often used to stop up my sweat. Well

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Speaker 1: that would work. Yeah. They retain a lot more moisture

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Speaker 1: than you would assume. So we landed. Should we sing

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Speaker 1: the theme song? Yes? Absolutely? Okay, if if you wed

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Speaker 1: your life surrect, turn on Bravo and watch below deck.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Now imagine if we auto tune that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just imagine. I'm sure we can get an auto tune

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Speaker 1: That's how you say that, right, Yeah, okay, that's how

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Speaker 1: you say it. It is accurate the way you say it. Um, so, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're here to talk about blow deck. And we're not

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Speaker 1: two idiots off the street. We're in the business. Yeah

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Speaker 1: we are. Yeah, you tell him we talked seamlessly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I you know, I have a background in reality TV recapping,

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Speaker 1: you do, so I produce the Will You Accept This

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Speaker 1: Rose podcast, which is about the Bachelor. I was okay,

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Speaker 1: but I was like, no, but you said it's about

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Speaker 1: real Housewives of Potomac, So okay, below deck, it's about

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Speaker 1: a bunch of people who work on a fancy ass

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Speaker 1: They have names from them. Now I've just completely blanked

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Speaker 1: on what they're called renters? Oh the people, Oh, the

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Speaker 1: people who are enjoying the charter. They call them, like

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Speaker 1: the charter. So the people charter these fancy ast boats

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Speaker 1: out in like Lake Como or wherever they are Italy. No,

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Speaker 1: They go to like nine different countries like little tiny

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Speaker 1: island ports, like expensive island ports. If if there's a

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Speaker 1: and he would have to do it. Uh. So all

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Speaker 1: doesn't look like he doesn't his mouth doesn't have teeth

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Speaker 1: in it. Yeah. I think you're you're you're shaming boomers own. Wait,

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Speaker 1: who listens to podcast baby baby boomers who watch Below

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Speaker 1: Deck Bravo's huge boomer I wouldn't Why wouldn't they? Why

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Speaker 1: wouldn't they? Well, I believe boomers watch like Real Housewives. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Andy Cohen is a magnet for the older generation female boomers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the greatest generation. They lived through World War Two so

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Speaker 1: Dorinda said, what she's a pitch? Okay, you told one

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Speaker 1: joke and I almost filled Juice Everywhere. That's a good sign.

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Speaker 1: Should call this, uh show juice Everywhere. Okay, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to begin. That's actually a good title for the second

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Speaker 1: episode of this podcast, choice Everywhere because they make so

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Speaker 1: captain on her Is it a little too? Is it sexual?

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Speaker 1: of Jessica Alba's daughter's work. What's that Into the Blue?

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Speaker 1: That movie she did with Paul Hawker. Jessica Alba did

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Speaker 1: not her daughter. I don't think her daughter was born yet,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, movie is not one I remember. Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: Pee Paul Walker? Yeah, well, I mean sorry, I didn't

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Speaker 1: watch that one. Paul Paul, Paul's looking down on us,

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Speaker 1: Why because I want to do another? I actually, you know,

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Speaker 1: I grew up loving Paul Walker movies. You grew up

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Speaker 1: did you start? When? Six years old? Well? I mean actually,

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Speaker 1: probably the first Paul Walker movie I ever saw. It

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Speaker 1: I it doesn't matter. Let's say this. It's PbD. What's

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Speaker 1: that mean? Pre below Deck Below? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's correct,

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Speaker 1: that's correct, that's my Well, we came out two thousand one,

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Speaker 1: I was eleven, Wow, it was what I was twenty

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Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm twenty nine. Well then I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty eight. Are you really look at our ten year difference?

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Speaker 1: different islands in the British Virgin Islands. So I got

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00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: my ticket. I met them down in St. Thomas with

416
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: two other friends I brought, and we all went on

417
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 1: this boat and it was like a three bedroom boat,

418
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: so we all kind of had her own space. And

419
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 1: then he took us island to island to island. But

420
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: during this time, this guy was like he was like

421
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: a really rich guy who clearly, Um, I'm a little

422
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 1: scared of him, so I won't say too much, but

423
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 1: he was a type of guy when he got angry,

424
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: would yell like, there's presidents in my family, Like that's

425
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: sort of like just so deeply entitled maybe like New

426
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: England e like just old money. Uh. And he lived

427
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,479
Speaker 1: on that boat because probably his family doesn't want him

428
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 1: to come back, so he lives on a boat in

429
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: the Caribbean. So they somehow met and been dating for

430
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: like months when she invited us down and then basically

431
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 1: one thing led to another where he thought, who knows

432
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: if this actually happened because I wasn't there. Another guy

433
00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: put his hand on my friend's knee something, and that

434
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: like led him to implode and like lose his mind

435
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,239
Speaker 1: and throw half her stuff off the boat and all

436
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: of us being like we need to go until the

437
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: next day we left alcoholic, I don't know. He didn't drink.

438
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: He was just a hothead. He was just an angry

439
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: He was like one of those like he was like

440
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: an in cell. That's what he is. He was an

441
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: in cell waiting to explode. Who just happened to have

442
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: a boat, so my friend and girlfriend, Yeah, but I

443
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: think he traps a lot of girls on his boat

444
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: by being like I have a boat and then hiding

445
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: how terrible. He is until like the worst moments and alsodden.

446
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: You're stuck on a boat with him. Do you think

447
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: he's participating in no Nut November? I think out of um.

448
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: You know, it's not his choice, but I'm sure he is.

449
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: If he doesn't have a girlfriend trapped on his boat

450
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: right now? Does I'm a prisoner of a girlfriend. Probably does.

451
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: He probably boats and he tricks them. I think he

452
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: truly tricks and being like I'm a boat guy. I

453
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 1: own this boat so I can take you around. And

454
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: he makes his money chartering his boat and taking people

455
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 1: around as like the captain. Yeah, um, so, so CJ

456
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: is your favorite? Is my favorite? C J? Um? I

457
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: think he takes his shirt off to distract from his

458
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: old face. Yeah. With a shirt on, he's just like,

459
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: he looks like Ohen Wilson now. But then if he

460
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: takes his shirt off, you're like, oh, he's younger. He

461
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: looks like Jason Swordsman in Rushmore. I don't see it.

462
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: I don't see it. I'm sure you don't. All right,

463
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: so um, Adrian proves that she's a bit by being

464
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: all like completely thrown off by Sam having had a

465
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: boat as a growing up because that's a total no no.

466
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: If you want to work on a boat, you couldn't

467
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: have possibly grown up with a boat. Uh. And then

468
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 1: we meet Alex, who's like the other captain, like the

469
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: low end captain. I guess maybe Captain Lee's assistant. I

470
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: wasn't really sure what his gig was. He's like a captain,

471
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, he's he's like there's two people on

472
00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: like a second tier of responsibility, the stew that old

473
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: piece of work, and and Alex, who's apparently the opposite

474
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: style of leader and his underlying thinks he's the greatest

475
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: boss who's ever been. But he's like a cornball, like

476
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: he's got like the weirdest he's like. Well, also he

477
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: spells his name a L E K S. I hate it.

478
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: I know it's inappropriate. Why would you name that? Sounds

479
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: like there's two people named Alex Alex? Oh are you?

480
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: Are you ex Alex or k Alex? I'm cool, name

481
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: bro Alex. He's got really neat eyebrows. He's gay. Maybe

482
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: he's gay. Well, I mean just because Dave, if the

483
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: gay guys was remember, was like kind of like I

484
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: can fix his eyebrows for him. Yeah, that was what

485
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,719
Speaker 1: good luck with all his lotions and potions. Yeah, I

486
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: bet he's cooking up a new potion. And then there's

487
00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: Fred and Nash, who are apparently the engineers okay, and

488
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,719
Speaker 1: not I don't know, not real people because no one

489
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: cares about them. They don't come up a lot. No,

490
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: they're not really around. So the entire show is about

491
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: like c J. Sam, cat Adrian and kind of Alex,

492
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: but Alex is never around. And then the people who

493
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: come on board. Yeah. Oh and oh my favorite character,

494
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: Chef Ben. Right, we forgot about Chef Ben, who clearly

495
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: thinks he's better than this. He might be, I mean,

496
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: well you know, because there's lots of ego in chef World. Well, yeah,

497
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: he only makes a meal once and if he needs

498
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,479
Speaker 1: to make it, he probably even know how he made

499
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: it because he's just like so in the zone, like

500
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: he was, like he like taps into this like like

501
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: just artistic food place that he can only go there

502
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: once and so the meal is just like a one

503
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: time off but it's so good. Yeah. He there's nothing

504
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: more obnoxious than when he says that he doesn't make

505
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: meals twice. Yeah, I think he's a cocad He's just like,

506
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: that's not good. Are often new recipes and guess what,

507
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: a lot of my meals are bad because that's what happens.

508
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: That one just doesn't work and you should stop bragging

509
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: about it. No, he's started following Instagram today, of course

510
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: you did. Chef Ben he's a nutball. It sounds like

511
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: he was going to cook alligator at one point, which

512
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: I was like, enough, why what's wrong with alligator? What?

513
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't know? Who cares? It's not enough that I

514
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: want to want to even like stay on that topic.

515
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: Oh there's a guy. Would you specifically have a problem

516
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: with alligator? It just seems so extra like you're like, sorry,

517
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: this chicken steak whatever, beef me, I don't know, I'm

518
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: just naming off me isn't enough. Hit me with some alligators.

519
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: It's in the Caribbean, it's not you know, it's not

520
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: in Norway. It's where an alligator would live. But why

521
00:30:54,400 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: are we eating them? There's probably too many, that's the problem.

522
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: It's either us for them. I've heard gaytor meat is

523
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: actually good. Yeah, well it's very I mean available. Yeah,

524
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: you've had gator or do you have it in New Orleans? Well,

525
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: it's just everywhere. I'm just not impressed. It just exists

526
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: in Nolan's pieces. It's all I have to go to

527
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: the back door. Hey, you got any illegal meats? I'm

528
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: not leaving here till I get some horse meat. Can

529
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: you frow me up? A poe boy with someat and

530
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: a pony, a bony okay, because all those ponies we have, well,

531
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: there's a lot of extra ponies in New Orleans because

532
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: of the war, uh, the Pony War of nineteen So

533
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: there's a guy named Eddie who is the whitest guy

534
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: ever because he said his family came over on the Mayflower.

535
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: Oh god, how many presidents do you think he has

536
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: in his family? All I know is he's got like,

537
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I hate to say it, but like he's

538
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: got some like let's just I mean, I don't know

539
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: if you remember I have to say it, because I

540
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: don't know what I was going to say, maybe like

541
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: some rapists, last pillagers in his family because they came

542
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: over and killed and raped a bunch of Native Americans.

543
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: I wrote down a quote I raped you. Yeah, I

544
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: wrote that down to context. I think, um, I think

545
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: either Cat, I think Cat said that, which I wasn't

546
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: comfortable with. I don't know what. I can't remember what

547
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: she was talking about, but I think she's been I

548
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: raping the dudes because she's so horny and wants to fight,

549
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: although she does explain in the second episode that she

550
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: hasn't been horny but now she's horny. She's confused. I

551
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: guess it's just whatever. But I think she's trying to

552
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: get a dick. Trying to catch a dick, aren't we

553
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: all all right? Also, yeah, the dick is thrown at me,

554
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: I prefer to catch it. Just let it hit me

555
00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: square in the face. Could you imagine? I can imagine

556
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: Nick Turner has passed on today. Dick flew into his

557
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: face and killed him. They had no plan on this

558
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: fucking boat. Well, we're not at the grease green juice

559
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: pocalypse yet. Okay, So Dave, who's the gay guy he

560
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:22,719
Speaker 1: was once in the Marines? Um? Cool? Uh? Oh oh

561
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: that's right. CJ is in an open relationship back home,

562
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: and his open relationship girlfriend is the one who shaves

563
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,239
Speaker 1: his back, but he has Sam do it, which is

564
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: a no no. So that's petering druma. Yeah, if your

565
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: drama involves someone shaving your back. I you know, all right,

566
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: let's then you got a good life. If that's the

567
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: worst thing you gotta worry about. Why is she shaving

568
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: her back, bab, We're in an open relationship. Don't worry

569
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: about it. I wonder what would happen, Like, I'm just

570
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: trying to put myself in that situation. If I came

571
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: him and my best friend was shaving my girlfriend's back. Well,

572
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: that's weird. That's a really weird situation. Why would that

573
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: be happening? She has that really hairy back. Yeah, you know,

574
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: my lady just genetically very hairy. Well it, well, yeah,

575
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: it would be upsetting because I prefer her to keep it.

576
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 1: Keep it. You're into Yeah, I'm afraid, but only natural

577
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: free Okay, I appreciate that. Alright, as a naturally harry woman,

578
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. You're welcome. Let's get into the charters.

579
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: This is what I'm excited for. This is what I've

580
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: been waiting for. These people are incredible. Oh my god.

581
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: It's like a group of gay photographers, with the leader

582
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 1: being Johnny Eyelash. Sure it's four gay four and that's

583
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: all we know for sure. It looked like there were

584
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: people I've never seen before showing up left and right. Well,

585
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: I think everyone was at that one dinner. It must

586
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: be like five, I think, I think, well, I think

587
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: it's there's one Asian one, there's Johnny Eilash, there's a

588
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: really you know, you're right, I think it's four. There's

589
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: one really skinny one who's like bald, and then there

590
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: was another one who had like brown hair. Yeah, it's

591
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: the classic reverse sex in the city. An old one,

592
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: a fat one, an Asian one, and um, like a

593
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: regular one. You're right, Yeah, well the main one is

594
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: John well, Johnny, Oh yeah, you're right, you're right. Well,

595
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: why would they this is premium television. This is We

596
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: had a fat one but HBO gave is too big

597
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: of a budget, so she hit the treadmill. Please welcome

598
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: Kristin David. Uh. Johnny Eilash shows up in a bathrobe,

599
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: which I feel like they're like, they're like so concerned

600
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: that they're doing drugs, and it's like, yeah, well it's

601
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: four gay photographers and one of them showed up in

602
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: a bathrobe, Like maybe you shouldn't have charted it out

603
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: to them in the first place. Yeah, and they're on

604
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: coke and they're and they're like unleashed in the boat

605
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: and they're just like they have to talk the below deck.

606
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: People have to talk. Now they have to get into

607
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: like coke conversations with this fat bathrobe. And he's like

608
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: trying to push all the buttons. But those guys like

609
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: I just don't just you can't push any buttons. Yeah,

610
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem what she tries to do anyway,

611
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: What a nightmare he is, Like him as a person,

612
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: Johnny Eyelash is my worst nightmare because he one, he

613
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: keeps ordering drinks, so he's like he's probably had like

614
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: forty drinks in one day. Yea, And okay, they're talking

615
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: about how they have to go to St. Bart's to

616
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: pick up a model, and that leads to them, um

617
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: basically harrass like sexually. Not you know, in this air.

618
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: This was a few years ago, so now you couldn't

619
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: like look at a girl and be like, hey, like

620
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: take your hair down. I want to see if you

621
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: can model for me. It's like, first of all, do

622
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: not sexualize the staff. But this guy's like take your

623
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 1: hair down, Oh how tall are you? Who? And then

624
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: you know they're doing they're doing that to Sam, who's like, Okay,

625
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: I like it. Oh, they love it. Yeah, and she's

626
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: having fun. Yeah, they're gay, she's having a good time.

627
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any there there no lawsuits coming

628
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: out of this, so yeah, they're they're um. And then

629
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: she goes to put on the one who hates Sam

630
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: is like steps in and it's like, do you want

631
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: to go put on this out for you? Which, to me,

632
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: I thought that was the current most cringe worthy moment

633
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 1: because it's like, girl, they weren't even talking to you. Yeah.

634
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: I wonder how much of that could be editing. I'm

635
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: sure because it's lame as fuck y. She did, but

636
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: she's not getting a lot right now. She sucks on

637
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: this boat like her of course she did this. It's

638
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: it's not too far out of her wheel. Really pathetic

639
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: because Sam, God bless her, she's you know, like she's like, um,

640
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: the eighth hottest girl on the volleyball team. You know,

641
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: she doesn't get a lot of moments like this, and

642
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: this woman is pretty, but also doesn't get any other

643
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: moments like this because of how awful she is. So

644
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: this is the one night where they meet in the middle.

645
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: She just couldn't handle it. She wouldn't like, we're like

646
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: short shorts to be like we can model for you,

647
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: and it's like they're not really going to use you.

648
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: They're gonna bring in some like Kate Moss looking lady

649
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: who's going to do the real job anyway. So that

650
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: was like a really sad moment. Um, oh righty, then

651
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: that's my gym, Carrey. We have to take a quick

652
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: commercial break, my favorite part of the show. And we

653
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: are back and Nick is making some money off these ads,

654
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: aren't you, Nick? Yeah? Yeah, every every ad break, I

655
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: take another look at my deal and I just I

656
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: rubbed my hands together and wait for that lucrative ad

657
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: money to roll in. Uh. They're on a boat and

658
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: then is it? It's Cat who's cleaning. She's doing the

659
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: turndown service, which to me means why are you in

660
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: the bathroom? Cat? Are wild card the reason that there's

661
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: a show. Cat. So Cat goes and she finds cocaine

662
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: residue on the counter. Okay, okay, she finds cocaine residue

663
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 1: on the counter, and this moment completely explodes the rest

664
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: of the episode. In the trip it's done because she

665
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: finds something that you would expect to find in I

666
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: would say, charters. Guess what rich people have money for

667
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: yachts and coke and they all have them, and you're

668
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: in international waters and this is the entire reason for

669
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: your business is because a party of gay photographers wants

670
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: to do coke. And they're like, you know what, it's

671
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: actually illegal to do it here. Let's get on a

672
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: boat and the middle of the water where no one

673
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: is going to pull you over. If the captain is

674
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: doing right by the water rules whatever they are, and

675
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: if you trust your captain, you've paid. It's what And

676
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,839
Speaker 1: that's the other thing. Everyone talks about how much it costs.

677
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: I was like, it's about ten k at night, Like

678
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: it's like, we get it. It's the most expensive thing.

679
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: But they constantly bring it up because well none of

680
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: them really have personality, so like they kind of have

681
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: to talk about how much money this cost. Well, it's

682
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: probably the producers ask and how much do you think

683
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: this would come about? Like ten k and I and

684
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: how much do you make? About twelve cents a minute?

685
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: Actually money is taking out of us because we have

686
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: to pay back everything. Well, they they do, see, that's

687
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,479
Speaker 1: what they live for. They live for the tips because

688
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: at the end, the charter tips the crew like like

689
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: ten to twenty k, which gets split between like everybody

690
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: gets a grand yeah, pretty much, and that's a good tip.

691
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: That's a good tip for like a few days. So

692
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: when she just has to tell on them, having also

693
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: loses all of them at least one thousand dollars, which

694
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I was in this position and

695
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: one of the crew my friends narked on this. Dude. Also,

696
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 1: this could have been stopped at any moment. Someone could

697
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: have been like, you know what, no one gives a fuck. Yeah,

698
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: I don't care. What if the authorities busted in here

699
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,439
Speaker 1: and saw it. Well, it's in their bedroom. Why it's

700
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: not up to me. I won't go to jail for this. Yeah,

701
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: but well it's like everyone will lose their licenses, which

702
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: I don't really understand because it's like, because there's drugs

703
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: on board that you I mean, like, you can't search

704
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: these people, like you gotta warrant. No, you just let

705
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: them on the boat because they pay to me on

706
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: the boat, So you can't be out here being like

707
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: we need to see your bags, you need to open

708
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: every crevice over your butthole, say it's something else, it's almonds, powder,

709
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: or don't say anything, what about this little baggy? Why

710
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: I had a pill? Be chill cat, don't say obviously,

711
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: don't say any like, don't be like and then like

712
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: crying a corner like but I have found so. So

713
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: in a normal circumstance, even if she freaked out, she

714
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: could go to the captain and be like, I found

715
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: a bagging and be like, all right, well, look I

716
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: have a talk with him. You know they can't do

717
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 1: that anymore on the trip. Okay, I'll talk to him.

718
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: That's what happened. But our captain has been dealing with

719
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: this for decades in his own life, and he's got

720
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,959
Speaker 1: addiction in his family. So you bring this to them,

721
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: to Captain Lee, and he thinks to himself, well, I've

722
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: been I have a son who's been battling addiction for decades,

723
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: who recently lost his life to his addiction, which the

724
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: articles that I read didn't mention it. But I assume it's,

725
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: you know, heroin something like that. I didn't think of

726
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: it that way. Yeah, I thought was being like, oh

727
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: here we go, fucking were involved McGhee with no teeth

728
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 1: out here, just being so strict. But yeah. So Cat

729
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: goes on and on being like I think I'm a rat,

730
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: which is like, yeah, bit's your rat. So she tells

731
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: Adrian and a rat because that's even like a cooler

732
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: way to be. Yeah, you're just a fucking narc at

733
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: this point. Uh So she goes to Adrian, Adrian goes

734
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: to Captain Lee and then this the weirdest thing begins

735
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: where they all refused to tell these gay photographers what's

736
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: going on. They turned the boat around and go back

737
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 1: to wherever they picked them up St. Lucia, I don't

738
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: remember um, and they're just like they will not tell

739
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 1: the photographers what's going on. Everyone's been like I don't

740
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: really like in a minute, yeah, and then at one

741
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: point he's like you have to, okay, so tell me

742
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: what's happening because this is gonna take this time. We

743
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: need to be here at this time, so if this

744
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: doesn't happened, then my entire day is fu. So what

745
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: is happening? And the guys are like, yeah, well you

746
00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: should go sit down. Okay, that's not subtle. Do a

747
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: good job there. I know it's weird, And then in

748
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: their minds they got to be thinking like, all right,

749
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: I think cats are coke. But that can't be why, right,

750
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,479
Speaker 1: Like they can't be thinking even if they remember it,

751
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: they can't be thinking that's why. Yeah, probably because they

752
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: don't think it's a big deal. No one does, even

753
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 1: anyone watching, you know, Like even c J was low

754
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: key like damn, oh yeah, Well c J had a

755
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: great quote because he said I think I um, I

756
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: think I even wrote it down. If I had found them,

757
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: I would have put them in my pocket and given

758
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: them back to the guests later for a bigger tips.

759
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: That's also sucks, though, Just don't do anything true, because

760
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: you're kind of you're kind of like later you could

761
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: be like, hey, um, we were cleaning your cabin and

762
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: I saw the coke. I didn't touch or anything. I mean,

763
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: obviously you ten thousand dollars day do your obviously, Yeah okay.

764
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: And then there's a point where Johnny Eilash goes to

765
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: talk to the captain and the captain will not look

766
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: at him. He has stone faced looking ahead, being like, yeah,

767
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: something's been brought to my attention. I have to do

768
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 1: with it. And he's got nothing to pretend he's doing.

769
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: He's just staring at un if I keep my eyes,

770
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: if I take my eyes off this water, it could

771
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: be catastrophic. Yeah, I thought I lash handled it really well.

772
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: He's like, well, clearly you seem like you're in the

773
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: middle of it. Think of it. That was a great

774
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: line because he's like, you're a crazy person. You can't

775
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 1: stoky looking into the drink. Looking into the drink makes

776
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: it sound like he's the alcoholic. Yeah, And then like

777
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: Captain Lee, that's a great one. He has like this

778
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: really wild moment where he's like, I don't understand why

779
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: they would do that. Why would they put us all

780
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: in jeopardy? And it's like, you don't understand why a

781
00:45:55,239 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes who like photographer who photographed model. Yeah, Like,

782
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: first of all, they don't know you, so why the

783
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 1: funk would they care about you? And like not do blow?

784
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: It's just common sense, So do a bunch of like

785
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: bags of trash who are being like, oh, I'm sorry,

786
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to do my cocaine and drink uncontrollable amounts

787
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: of alcohol. Also, if you really did this every time

788
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: somebody had coke, yeah, you would be so in debt.

789
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: You would have lost your boat. Yeah, some cokecades would

790
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: own your boat. It's just not possible. It's not to

791
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: do business. No God. Yeah, all rich people, for the

792
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: most part, are doing cocaine. Yeah, because they can, and

793
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 1: especially white rich people. There's a consequences to doing cocaine.

794
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: Quit acting as if like you know what, I can't

795
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: even Okay, So they have a meeting and Captain Lee

796
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: informs the photos that they're being kicked off the boat

797
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: because of the cocaine, in which they're all like, they're

798
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: all fully shocked, but because they're not like pretending it

799
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: wasn't there, They're just like this is insane, Like, of

800
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: course we brought coke. The weird thing is not that

801
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: we got caught, but that you're getting They're like improvising them,

802
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: being like yes and yeah, well they just had like

803
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: the one guy was like, just stop talking. Let's just

804
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: don't respond, don't don't talk to them anymore. Let's just leave.

805
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: There's nothing to say at this point. They drove all

806
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: the way back. It's not like you're going to talk

807
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: your way back into the trip. Let's go charter another boat. Yeah,

808
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: let's just fly there and plane. Let's throw some money

809
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: at another Captain hit him in the face with it coke. Yeah,

810
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: you've changed nothing, nothing was accomplished. It's not like they

811
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: were like, Wow, that was a really important lesson we

812
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: learned today. I hope every episode is like they catch

813
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 1: they find a different drug on for it. You guys today,

814
00:47:54,360 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: you know we found poppers. Turn it around, pop furs.

815
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: This party has got luds. We found some CBD. We

816
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: found a couple of dogs with some CBD oil. So

817
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: they get kicked off the boat and then they get

818
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: the crew gets to eat the lamb chops that chef

819
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: Ben had. So this is a really great moment because

820
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: they get their incredibly expensive food. And I've I've done

821
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: some catering for very important people before, and um like

822
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: I worked at the US Open a couple of years

823
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: doing catering, doing catering, and my first person I ever

824
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: waited on there was Martha Stewart. Why was she at

825
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: the US Open for echelon? Well, you know, I mean,

826
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: the the US Open is a hoity toity affair. I've

827
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: never been. Yeah, well, I mean everybody, No, it's actually

828
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: the most well attended sporting event in the entire world. Tennis. Oh,

829
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: it's tennis in the US Open, the US Open. Is

830
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: there a surfing zacks surfing version? Yes? Okay, Okay, so

831
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: I was confusing. Okay, that is in sane that that

832
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Speaker 1: is what you think of when you think of the

833
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 1: US Open, because it's also the name of the most

834
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,479
Speaker 1: famous golf tournament. Well that's okay. Well that's on them

835
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: for calling them all the US Opens. But I mean, yeah,

836
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: it's an easy name, that's true. But boy are those

837
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: other ones big? Yeah? Do you surf? No, but it's

838
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: really funny. He surfs, So I've heard about it. Oh yeah,

839
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: his ears pricked up. He has not been enjoying this show,

840
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: and he said, oh surfing. Oh well, let me hit record.

841
00:49:53,239 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: You haven't. I couldn't imagine you guys started. Let me

842
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: hit record. Oh that's fucked up. There are episodes to

843
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: me just being like, is that surfing? And thanks for

844
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: coming back to surf talk everybody? Okay? So yes, and

845
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 1: so um Martha, I worked at the There's one very

846
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: large suite at the end, and it's called the President's Suite,

847
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: the President I mean depending, I mean I bet somehow

848
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: I didn't see any there then. Uh so it was

849
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: just kind of like a place that they you know,

850
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: celebrities go to for a couple of weeks, and so

851
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: there was you know who else was that? Glenn Close,

852
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: Katherine Zada, Kevin Bacon, and Kira I don't know, this

853
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: is a long time ago. Anyway. Well, I tried to

854
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: serve Martha Stewart, but she didn't want anything. I kept asking,

855
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: she didn't want anything anyway, she'd get out of my

856
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: fucking face. Yeah. Why did I start this because yeah,

857
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: like fancy. Yeah. So then every day at the end

858
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: they suck off and you get to eat lobster. Oh

859
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Yeah, it's incredible. That's the best part. It's

860
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: the best part. Serving them is not the best part

861
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: because you have to walk around you at work be

862
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: a clean individual. You can't be doing you have cocaine

863
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 1: on your face. Could you imagine? I tried. I tried

864
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: to walk around cocaine. Yeah, but my boss would always

865
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 1: wipe it off. So oh so there was an environment

866
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: of approval. Yeah, you're allowed to do it, yes, serving hell, yeah,

867
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: it's the top. Yeah, the U s open of serving.

868
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: How did you get that gig? Barry Roth part got

869
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: me that gig? Was he a former server? Yeah? He

870
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: worked there. That year in the year al right, so yeah,

871
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: they they eat their lamb chops and then naturally and

872
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: it's a great moment. You feel like, you know, it's

873
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: like we went through it, but now we came through

874
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: it stronger as a team, and we've had this great meal.

875
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: What a perfect night. But what's interesting? No problems, well,

876
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: no reason to screw anything up except Adrian. She's upset

877
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: that Sam Sam from before, yeah, hottest volleyball player, laid

878
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: down at one point on her thing, like on her

879
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: bed thing. She went down because she's on a period

880
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 1: and she was having cramps. She wanted to lay down

881
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: for a few minutes. But she did that without asking

882
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: Adrian if she could. You're done. So Adrian is shooting herself,

883
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: being like, you really need to tell me. If you breathe,

884
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: I give you permission to breathe, and if you breathe

885
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: without asking me, I will literally walk behind you for

886
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 1: the rest of your day. Being like, you think that

887
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: because that survives. Slit your throat so you can breathe easy.

888
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is her vibe. So um, no

889
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 1: napping without Adrian's approval, and naturally, Sam responds with okay, Adrian, cool,

890
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: your jets, which is it's what Bart Simpson says, it

891
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: really and that's that that hurts Adrian's feelings. Oh yeah,

892
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: that's Simpson's smack talk. Yeah, and so, um, you know,

893
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: Adrian's trying to get Alex to backer, but Alex is

894
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 1: like cool guy manager, he's good cop, and he's like,

895
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: I don't care. Well, Alex is living in this world

896
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: you know where they're like they finished this meal. It's

897
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: like they all just got an hour long massage. And

898
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: then one person starts talking and then the vibe of

899
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: the table is like, we're not ready for this game.

900
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: If you want to start this fight, I'm still post massage.

901
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: This is all you. Yeah, rightfully. So and so Adrian

902
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: is the bad guy once again by her own doing. Yeah,

903
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 1: she should have just like been pushed off the boat.

904
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: No one says anything. Yeah, She's like, I want to

905
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: bring up a problem and then just kick she. I

906
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: was gonna say she should do some drugs, but her

907
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: on cocaine would be worse. Drug man, try them find her,

908
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: find yours. She should smoke some weed or take an

909
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: edible one that is more CBD. So she just chills

910
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: the funk out. She's so annoying. You can dose people

911
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,760
Speaker 1: with CBD, right, that's not illegal or weird or rude.

912
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: I mean, is that rude. It's kind of rude, but

913
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: in the sense that you're you're dosing them. But I

914
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: would say that the side effects, yeah, it would just

915
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 1: chill them out a little more their joints when as

916
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: much they're not going to be like they're not going

917
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: to come to work one day and be like the

918
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: state took my kids out last night. Yeah, they did

919
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: a blood test and I'm a terrible drug addict. God damn.

920
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: So that's kind of how episode one ends with Alex

921
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: and Adrian and Sam at each other's throat and the

922
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: reveal of Cat as an alcoholic because she announces that

923
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: she's going to get drunk, which I think is like

924
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: a tactic some alcoholics use to be like if you

925
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: announce it, it's not bad. Yeah, and like I'm trying

926
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 1: to Yeah, this isn't like something I'm I'm going to

927
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: take Guys, I'm gonna take it too far. Tonight tonight

928
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to also get black out drunk. Like all nights,

929
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: Tonight is the night that I will not change. In

930
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: a few hours. You will all be uncomfortable. You like me.

931
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: Now that's gonna change. But you know I did warn you.

932
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: I warned you. It's like, that's not an excuse for

933
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: your port and she's seeing it to her boss, who

934
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: she knows doesn't take the time them off. If they're

935
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: on the boat, they're working. I have been fired so

936
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 1: many times, you know, and every time I see someone

937
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: like this, you know, I'm just like, how are they

938
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: not fired? You know? But I guess when you're on

939
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: a boat, you can't really fire someone because there's no

940
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: one else. Did You can push them off the boat

941
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: technically push someone off their boat. Official firing. Yeah, if

942
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 1: you leave them behind in the wake, well they're fired.

943
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,959
Speaker 1: You're only fired if they get back on the boat,

944
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: because they could be like so and so pushed not right.

945
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: But if you just drive away, you know they yeah,

946
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. They drowned on the lake. Then

947
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,720
Speaker 1: it's like, who's probably yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The Natalie

948
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: Wood situation, it's like who cares? Right? I mean she

949
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,959
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll figure it out in a podcast sixty years later,

950
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm gonna be dead. I'm gonna be six.

951
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: Spike Jones music videos into my career at that point,

952
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: Is that really where you think your career is going? Well? No,

953
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 1: I'm just saying Christopher Watkin was involved in the murder

954
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: of Natalie Wood. Yes, that's why I would love for

955
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,439
Speaker 1: my career to go. She spiked. Yeah, just kill a woman,

956
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 1: kill America's sweetheart. Okay, what do you think it is

957
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: right now? Emma Stone? No, Emma Stone is still struggling

958
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 1: to come back from that A Lohat movie she did

959
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: where she played a half Asian. She's bad la Land. Yeah,

960
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: well ever since Second Sweetheart, Actually, um, maybe is the

961
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: pariah announced Scarlo Johnson will take anyone's role. She'll take

962
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: your role. She tried when I tried to pull into

963
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: my spot the parking that's why I scar Joe is there. Yeah,

964
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: she's like I can play a white tall Yeah. Funny yeah, man, Yes,

965
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: that she actually is now the new that's funny. I

966
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: almost on Weekend Updates. I almost hosted this with her.

967
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: Sorry yeah no, I mean I'm sorry for you, but

968
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: she came in black face. I was like, draw the line,

969
00:57:54,760 --> 00:58:01,959
Speaker 1: scar got her could she's an idiot? I was gonna

970
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: say American sweet or maybe are on a grand Day. Yes, okay,

971
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna kill are on the Grand Dade. I

972
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 1: forgot what I was doing. Yeah, you're pushing her off

973
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: the boat so you could have a Christopher walk and

974
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: s career. So we're gonna grand day hit me. I've

975
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: got I want to talk about an incredible career opportunity

976
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: from me for me, do not listen to the first

977
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: part of this. Yeah, maybe like just skip to now. Yeah,

978
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: just tell hm you maybe, oh, just learned we share agents. Hey, congratulations. Okay,

979
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: well that's the end of episode. That's episode. That's an

980
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: entire episode. Um, so we're gonna go. I guess the

981
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: next episode will cover episode two, and it's gonna be

982
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: a wild ride. I think. Yeah, we're gonna go. We're

983
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: gonna get a bunch of coke, and we're gonna do

984
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: it all before we watch it because we don't want

985
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: to get caught doing it in front of because they

986
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: can lose their license. Captain Lee, Captain Lee, I don't know,

987
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 1: it's weird name only like a descendant of Roberty got

988
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: the strictness. I got presidents. I got precedents exactly. I

989
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: got presidents to my family. He also got bad breath, honey.

990
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: These are some more traditional traditional rich people get the

991
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: charter for your episode two, but kind of an interesting

992
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: crew regardless. And then oh, we're gonna talk about episode

993
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: three a little bit. In episode two, I don't know

994
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: if you noticed what happened on the Bravo out The

995
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: next episode that auto plays after episode two is episode four.

996
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 1: Then I had to do some digging on the internet

997
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: to find out what happened with episode three. And there's

998
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: some controversy and it's not it's not on Bravo, but

999
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: it is on Daily Motion. But we'll get into that

1000
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: next next episode. Fascinating. All right, Well that's been that.

1001
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: Should we sing the theme song to go out? Absolutely

1002
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: when you have a lot of money but your life,

1003
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: then get on board and also get below back. Yeah.

1004
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,480
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1005
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,560
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