WEBVTT - You Ain't Married - 2.18.25

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, if you've been watching Ready to Love,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I am licensing ordained to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>marry people across the country. Now the nephew can do

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<v Speaker 1>that all right, so you know, feel free to go

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<v Speaker 1>to my website Thomas Miles dot com and let me

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<v Speaker 1>know if you want time and he come by your city,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll state and marry you. Okay, I can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do that, which leads me to this prank.

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<v Speaker 2>This prank is called you ain't married. Okay, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care how long you think you've been married,

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<v Speaker 1>but y'all are not married.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat dog, if you would, let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how you doing, Brian?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today.

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<v Speaker 3>You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen. You're Brian, Brian right,

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<v Speaker 3>you're married to Alfa Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello hello, Yeah, yeah, that's me, that's my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, got a question for you. How long have

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<v Speaker 3>you guys been married?

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<v Speaker 4>Going on nine years now, we've been married.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Daniel. Were you were you guys married

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<v Speaker 3>at a greater New Missionary Baptist.

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<v Speaker 4>Church than you see yeah, yeah, yes, yes, that's the

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<v Speaker 4>name of that church. Yeah, greater by nine years. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's right. Why what's going on? What's asking all these

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<v Speaker 4>questions for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you remember the minister that officiated your actual

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<v Speaker 3>wedding ceremony?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>No, uh, reverend right, yeah, Okay, I got the right person.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to make sure I had the right person, Brian.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm I'm sorry if if it seemed a little

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<v Speaker 3>weird to you. Here, here's what's going on. We've just

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<v Speaker 3>come up with a new discovery, a lot of information

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<v Speaker 3>that Reverend none of his credentials are true. Everything is false.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not a minister at all, he never was a minister,

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<v Speaker 3>and every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically

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<v Speaker 3>null and void. So, and I hate to be the

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<v Speaker 3>bearer of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though

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<v Speaker 3>you think you've been married for nine years, you guys

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<v Speaker 3>are not married at all.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, not that you got to have

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<v Speaker 4>the wrong person, because me and that ten we got

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<v Speaker 4>we got married by nine years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>And what I'm telling you is he never was ordained.

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<v Speaker 3>He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister

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<v Speaker 3>at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony,

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<v Speaker 3>he had no right to be doing that. You guys

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<v Speaker 3>are not are not married. You know you guys have

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<v Speaker 3>been living in sin for nine years.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, hold on that. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't been living in offense. Me and my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>We have been married for nine years. And that man

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<v Speaker 4>he's a preacher. I'm telling you he's a preacher.

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<v Speaker 3>Last Funday, Sir, as of today he is. He has

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<v Speaker 3>no right to be in anybody's pull pit. He has

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<v Speaker 3>no right to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals,

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<v Speaker 3>no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him

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<v Speaker 3>from doing anything serving under as being a pastor or

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<v Speaker 3>a minister. We have stopped at But what I want

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<v Speaker 3>you to know is that you have been living in

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<v Speaker 3>sin and you don't. We want to try and get

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<v Speaker 3>you guys married as soon as possible. So you're not

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<v Speaker 3>living in sin.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, dog, I have been living in those sin.

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<v Speaker 4>I have been married for nine years. This woman shit

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<v Speaker 4>have been taking care of me and my kids.

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<v Speaker 3>For the past nine wait a minute. You guys have children.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we got two kids, two beautiful kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, then those kids are bastards.

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<v Speaker 4>Sat hold on, hold on, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 4>My kids ain't no baskets. What about your kids? Your

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<v Speaker 4>kids ambassors, No.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids have

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<v Speaker 3>been born out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you that man did my service, and he

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<v Speaker 4>is a preacher.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a man after God's.

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<v Speaker 4>Own heart himself. He hasn't done everything that he could

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<v Speaker 4>have for me and my family.

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<v Speaker 3>He is a preacher, don't. I know it's hard for

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<v Speaker 3>you to swallow the truth, but I want you to know,

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<v Speaker 3>and I need you to be able to tell out

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<v Speaker 3>thea that you guys are not married and not as

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<v Speaker 3>of right now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, okay, so holder hold on now, back in

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<v Speaker 4>the older days, but before all these all these colleges

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff came came about, you telling me that their

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<v Speaker 4>men backing the old days, that they wasn't no preachers,

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<v Speaker 4>that they wasn't men after the class.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that what you're saying to me?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you? What are you? What are you? What

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<v Speaker 3>are you getting at? Sir?

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<v Speaker 4>What I'm trying to say is back in the older days,

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<v Speaker 4>baking the twenties and thirties, they didn't have all these

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<v Speaker 4>colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new

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<v Speaker 4>preachers got these days. That man now he was from

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<v Speaker 4>back then, and God told them, and that's what they

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<v Speaker 4>went on too.

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<v Speaker 5>And all them.

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<v Speaker 4>People that they married back then, they did the same

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<v Speaker 4>thing today. You don't need no degree to say that

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<v Speaker 4>you're a preacher. You don't need no life to say

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<v Speaker 4>you're a preacher. Me and my wife we've been married

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<v Speaker 4>for nine years. My kids have been born any wedlocks.

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<v Speaker 4>We were married. We were married by remend My.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't the family baby with all there, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>The bottom line is that you have been living in

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<v Speaker 3>sin because you have not been married with your wife

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<v Speaker 3>for the last nine years. And your kids, and I

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<v Speaker 3>hate to say it, your kids are bastards now, an't o?

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<v Speaker 5>NOWE I done told you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't say nothing else about my kids saying I ain't

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<v Speaker 4>no custom, But don't push me.

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<v Speaker 5>My kids ain't no bassard. You understand me, you know, getting.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, sir, I'm trying to give you the truth and

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<v Speaker 3>try to get you in here and get you married

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<v Speaker 3>so you will not be living in sin. Any more

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<v Speaker 3>than what you are.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm living in those sins. Look now, you gonna make

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<v Speaker 5>me whoop your ass. You understand, men and my wife

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<v Speaker 5>we have been married for nine years. Don't sit up

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<v Speaker 5>here in time me talking about that. We ain't mad

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<v Speaker 5>that that man ain't no fature. You understand. I get

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<v Speaker 5>off my god. But you that's my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are my kids.

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<v Speaker 5>They have been born in wedlocks. You understand, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Sir? I just wanted to call and give you the

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<v Speaker 3>information so that you could probably stop living in sin.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't living in those sins. That's what I just

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<v Speaker 5>told you. You ain't. I ain't living in those sins. Neighbor,

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<v Speaker 5>You the one that's living up in some sin. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>you ain't got nothing that say to me? That man

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<v Speaker 5>that nine years ago? They get your ass off my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>So so I have one more thing, one more thing

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to say.

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't got nothing else to say to me. You

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<v Speaker 5>ain't get your ass off my am phone? Now, do

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<v Speaker 5>you understand me? I ain't got time for this polic sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I say one more thing? What you got to

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<v Speaker 3>say to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to let you know that this is

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<v Speaker 3>nephew Tommy from the Steve Warby Morning Show. Your wife

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<v Speaker 3>half THEA got me to prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh lord it.

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<v Speaker 5>Dot yeah uh dot yea. I almost went in on you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don you aloud have made me go there. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a good put you up to this.

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<v Speaker 3>THEA got me to prank you. Man, wow man, oh man,

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<v Speaker 3>hey man, you all right with me? Brother? I got

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<v Speaker 3>to ask you something, man, what is the baddest and

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<v Speaker 3>I mean the baddest radio show in layer.

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<v Speaker 4>On the show man?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, come on and get some prank and praise

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<v Speaker 2>up in here? Come up, come up?

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<v Speaker 3>What but what? What? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>All you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come on and just just just let this these

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<v Speaker 2>rays of stupidity and just hit your skin. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel it, do you? Feels like the yeah? Just okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fit.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm not sonible? Am I not? You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right, that's all right, Lexington. It's up, Lexington, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is coming to town. Stupidity is on the

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<v Speaker 1>way and only moves around once every eight nine years,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's on his way back to Lexington, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>That is March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen and sixteen. That is

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Off Broadway, Comedy Off Broadway. The Nephew is coming

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<v Speaker 1>to town Bricktown Comedy Club. What Oklahoma City, the Nephew

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<v Speaker 1>coming March twenty eight, twenty ninth, and thirtieth. If you

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<v Speaker 1>in Oklahoma City, get ready to get ready. The nephew

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<v Speaker 1>has never been there, but the Nephew is on the way. Sally,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say it again, Sally nof Cacilaca, April fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>fifth and six. I expect to see Anthony Hamilton in

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<v Speaker 1>the building. That's my dog, Okay, I expect that. Asia.

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<v Speaker 2>If you ain't doing nothing, if you ain't doing all right,

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<v Speaker 2>you ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you,