Speaker 1: As you know, if you've been watching Ready to Love,
Speaker 1: you know I am licensing ordained to be able to
Speaker 1: marry people across the country. Now the nephew can do
Speaker 1: that all right, so you know, feel free to go
Speaker 1: to my website Thomas Miles dot com and let me
Speaker 1: know if you want time and he come by your city,
Speaker 1: you'll state and marry you. Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1: I can do that, which leads me to this prank.
Speaker 2: This prank is called you ain't married. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't care how long you think you've been married,
Speaker 1: but y'all are not married.
Speaker 2: Cat dog, if you would, let's go.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how you doing, Brian?
Speaker 3: My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today.
Speaker 3: You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen. You're Brian, Brian right,
Speaker 3: you're married to Alfa Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hello hello, Yeah, yeah, that's me, that's my wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, got a question for you. How long have
Speaker 3: you guys been married?
Speaker 4: Going on nine years now, we've been married.
Speaker 1: Who is it?
Speaker 3: My name is Daniel. Were you were you guys married
Speaker 3: at a greater New Missionary Baptist.
Speaker 4: Church than you see yeah, yeah, yes, yes, that's the
Speaker 4: name of that church. Yeah, greater by nine years. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's right. Why what's going on? What's asking all these
Speaker 4: questions for us?
Speaker 3: Okay, do you remember the minister that officiated your actual
Speaker 3: wedding ceremony?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, uh, reverend right, yeah, Okay, I got the right person.
Speaker 3: I wanted to make sure I had the right person, Brian.
Speaker 3: So I'm I'm sorry if if it seemed a little
Speaker 3: weird to you. Here, here's what's going on. We've just
Speaker 3: come up with a new discovery, a lot of information
Speaker 3: that Reverend none of his credentials are true. Everything is false.
Speaker 3: He's not a minister at all, he never was a minister,
Speaker 3: and every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically
Speaker 3: null and void. So, and I hate to be the
Speaker 3: bearer of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though
Speaker 3: you think you've been married for nine years, you guys
Speaker 3: are not married at all.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, not that you got to have
Speaker 4: the wrong person, because me and that ten we got
Speaker 4: we got married by nine years ago.
Speaker 3: And what I'm telling you is he never was ordained.
Speaker 3: He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister
Speaker 3: at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony,
Speaker 3: he had no right to be doing that. You guys
Speaker 3: are not are not married. You know you guys have
Speaker 3: been living in sin for nine years.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on that. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: I ain't been living in offense. Me and my wife.
Speaker 4: We have been married for nine years. And that man
Speaker 4: he's a preacher. I'm telling you he's a preacher.
Speaker 3: Last Funday, Sir, as of today he is. He has
Speaker 3: no right to be in anybody's pull pit. He has
Speaker 3: no right to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals,
Speaker 3: no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not
Speaker 3: allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him
Speaker 3: from doing anything serving under as being a pastor or
Speaker 3: a minister. We have stopped at But what I want
Speaker 3: you to know is that you have been living in
Speaker 3: sin and you don't. We want to try and get
Speaker 3: you guys married as soon as possible. So you're not
Speaker 3: living in sin.
Speaker 4: Oh no, dog, I have been living in those sin.
Speaker 4: I have been married for nine years. This woman shit
Speaker 4: have been taking care of me and my kids.
Speaker 3: For the past nine wait a minute. You guys have children.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we got two kids, two beautiful kids.
Speaker 3: Okay, then those kids are bastards.
Speaker 4: Sat hold on, hold on, let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: My kids ain't no baskets. What about your kids? Your
Speaker 4: kids ambassors, No.
Speaker 3: Sir, my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids have
Speaker 3: been born out.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you that man did my service, and he
Speaker 4: is a preacher.
Speaker 5: He's a man after God's.
Speaker 4: Own heart himself. He hasn't done everything that he could
Speaker 4: have for me and my family.
Speaker 3: He is a preacher, don't. I know it's hard for
Speaker 3: you to swallow the truth, but I want you to know,
Speaker 3: and I need you to be able to tell out
Speaker 3: thea that you guys are not married and not as
Speaker 3: of right now.
Speaker 4: No, no, okay, so holder hold on now, back in
Speaker 4: the older days, but before all these all these colleges
Speaker 4: and stuff came came about, you telling me that their
Speaker 4: men backing the old days, that they wasn't no preachers,
Speaker 4: that they wasn't men after the class.
Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying to me?
Speaker 3: What are you? What are you? What are you? What
Speaker 3: are you getting at? Sir?
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say is back in the older days,
Speaker 4: baking the twenties and thirties, they didn't have all these
Speaker 4: colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new
Speaker 4: preachers got these days. That man now he was from
Speaker 4: back then, and God told them, and that's what they
Speaker 4: went on too.
Speaker 5: And all them.
Speaker 4: People that they married back then, they did the same
Speaker 4: thing today. You don't need no degree to say that
Speaker 4: you're a preacher. You don't need no life to say
Speaker 4: you're a preacher. Me and my wife we've been married
Speaker 4: for nine years. My kids have been born any wedlocks.
Speaker 4: We were married. We were married by remend My.
Speaker 5: I ain't the family baby with all there, sir.
Speaker 3: The bottom line is that you have been living in
Speaker 3: sin because you have not been married with your wife
Speaker 3: for the last nine years. And your kids, and I
Speaker 3: hate to say it, your kids are bastards now, an't o?
Speaker 5: NOWE I done told you.
Speaker 4: Don't say nothing else about my kids saying I ain't
Speaker 4: no custom, But don't push me.
Speaker 5: My kids ain't no bassard. You understand me, you know, getting.
Speaker 3: Up, sir, I'm trying to give you the truth and
Speaker 3: try to get you in here and get you married
Speaker 3: so you will not be living in sin. Any more
Speaker 3: than what you are.
Speaker 5: I'm living in those sins. Look now, you gonna make
Speaker 5: me whoop your ass. You understand, men and my wife
Speaker 5: we have been married for nine years. Don't sit up
Speaker 5: here in time me talking about that. We ain't mad
Speaker 5: that that man ain't no fature. You understand. I get
Speaker 5: off my god. But you that's my wife.
Speaker 3: Those are my kids.
Speaker 5: They have been born in wedlocks. You understand, sir?
Speaker 3: Sir? I just wanted to call and give you the
Speaker 3: information so that you could probably stop living in sin.
Speaker 3: That's all I wanted to do.
Speaker 5: I ain't living in those sins. That's what I just
Speaker 5: told you. You ain't. I ain't living in those sins. Neighbor,
Speaker 5: You the one that's living up in some sin. Now,
Speaker 5: you ain't got nothing that say to me? That man
Speaker 5: that nine years ago? They get your ass off my phone.
Speaker 3: So so I have one more thing, one more thing
Speaker 3: I'd like to say.
Speaker 5: You ain't got nothing else to say to me. You
Speaker 5: ain't get your ass off my am phone? Now, do
Speaker 5: you understand me? I ain't got time for this polic sir.
Speaker 3: Can I say one more thing? What you got to
Speaker 3: say to me?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: I just wanted to let you know that this is
Speaker 3: nephew Tommy from the Steve Warby Morning Show. Your wife
Speaker 3: half THEA got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 4: Oh man?
Speaker 3: Oh lord it.
Speaker 5: Dot yeah uh dot yea. I almost went in on you.
Speaker 4: Don you aloud have made me go there. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: a good put you up to this.
Speaker 3: THEA got me to prank you. Man, wow man, oh man,
Speaker 3: hey man, you all right with me? Brother? I got
Speaker 3: to ask you something, man, what is the baddest and
Speaker 3: I mean the baddest radio show in layer.
Speaker 4: On the show man?
Speaker 2: Come on, come on and get some prank and praise
Speaker 2: up in here? Come up, come up?
Speaker 3: What but what? What? Yes?
Speaker 1: All you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on and just just just let this these
Speaker 2: rays of stupidity and just hit your skin. You don't
Speaker 2: feel it, do you? Feels like the yeah? Just okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't fit.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not sonible? Am I not? You know what?
Speaker 1: That's all right, that's all right, Lexington. It's up, Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: The nephew is coming to town. Stupidity is on the
Speaker 1: way and only moves around once every eight nine years,
Speaker 1: and then it's on his way back to Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: That is March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen and sixteen. That is
Speaker 1: Comedy Off Broadway, Comedy Off Broadway. The Nephew is coming
Speaker 1: to town Bricktown Comedy Club. What Oklahoma City, the Nephew
Speaker 1: coming March twenty eight, twenty ninth, and thirtieth. If you
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma City, get ready to get ready. The nephew
Speaker 1: has never been there, but the Nephew is on the way. Sally,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again, Sally nof Cacilaca, April fourth,
Speaker 1: fifth and six. I expect to see Anthony Hamilton in
Speaker 1: the building. That's my dog, Okay, I expect that. Asia.
Speaker 2: If you ain't doing nothing, if you ain't doing all right,
Speaker 2: you ready?
Speaker 3: Thank you,