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Speaker 1: tell you what's Si Rachel to night Sampy you killing?
Speaker 1: Sad life, Rick do with everything from checks Banila to Chrispy.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hello, hi everybody, wen, I got my balls, I
Speaker 2: got it, I got my red Solo cups and I
Speaker 2: got my station cups. Welcome where you going? I was
Speaker 2: just about to start Andrew Andrew all right, so hey,
Speaker 2: welcome to Serial Killers. This is weird, but we're here.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm Scottie Bee. Wait, no, I'm done with this. We're
Speaker 2: gonna like, I'm gonna call you guys on the phone
Speaker 2: from the studio. I can't do it over, do it over? Oh,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna go on. I'm Scotty Andrew over there,
Speaker 2: and that's Danielle down there, and we're still in episode
Speaker 2: one hundred of Serial Killer. Oh I forgot the confetti.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Okay, a viewer confetti was kind of stupid because you
Speaker 4: were just gonna throw it at your laptop.
Speaker 2: I was, but it cool.
Speaker 3: That's debatable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's episode one hundred. I'm Scottie b here
Speaker 2: in the studio in New York City. Andrew's at his
Speaker 2: mom and dad's house in New Jersey. Yeah, Danielle is
Speaker 2: at her house.
Speaker 5: And he just passed by.
Speaker 3: I say, hi, Hi, h Sheldon, Hi, sheldonbody.
Speaker 5: I have some good stuff for us today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I do. So what I've done is
Speaker 2: I've sent little creepy baggies to both Danielle and Andrew's
Speaker 2: house so we can all try the cereal at the
Speaker 2: same time. Perfect, all right, So let's just get started
Speaker 2: because this is annoying me already, So let's keep this
Speaker 2: the shortest human if possible.
Speaker 5: You're terrible.
Speaker 3: He's such a groan.
Speaker 2: What do you think? So if you would please grab
Speaker 2: your bag of brown balls, this one, this one, it's
Speaker 2: that one. And what this cereal is It's Cashi by
Speaker 2: Kids organic chocolate crisp Oh that looks good. And this
Speaker 2: cereal came out in twenty eighteen, so we can still
Speaker 2: call it new. Actually, both cereals that we're doing today
Speaker 2: are new because I'm having a hard time finding stuff
Speaker 2: because the supermarket shelves are still kind of a little wonky. Understandable,
Speaker 2: So if you would please take your cups and for
Speaker 2: yourself a cup of Cashe chocolate crisps.
Speaker 5: I'm making the Scotty shakes.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't do that in my own home, so
Speaker 3: I just pour it out of the bag.
Speaker 2: I like best.
Speaker 3: By kids. Is it actually meet by kids?
Speaker 2: Yes, they're they're locked in a basement making.
Speaker 5: What kind of milk is everyone using? I have bowl
Speaker 5: and basket?
Speaker 2: Oh that's from Shopwright.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have a nice Costco organic two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 2: And I have Organic Valley two percent. And mine was
Speaker 2: from the twenty first floor and it's expired. But we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to deal with it. Here's the thing that
Speaker 2: makes me sad. It makes me sad that I actually
Speaker 2: poured three cups and I didn't realize it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Depression Center, I miss you.
Speaker 2: This is gonna sound like crap. By the way, I
Speaker 2: can't wait, I roll here.
Speaker 5: We go this video or you're just gonna post.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we're doing, but make sure you
Speaker 2: have balls and pillows so you get the full effect.
Speaker 5: I don't have pillows. Hold on, let me get a
Speaker 5: few pillows.
Speaker 2: Squares threw them in. Were you already one? Two?
Speaker 5: Three? I like it.
Speaker 2: It's not sweet.
Speaker 5: It tastes like kimble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just that's a little large. But it's tashi,
Speaker 2: so it's not supposed to be that sweet. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: chocolate and cocoa and it's created by kids for school
Speaker 2: age kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, these kids don't have taste buds.
Speaker 2: I don't have bad parents that don't let them eat sugar.
Speaker 2: So this is what they made.
Speaker 3: I think. I feel like this tastes like the off
Speaker 3: off brand cocoa puffs.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: The off brand of cocoa puffs would have high fructose
Speaker 2: corn syrup and be really sweet. This is the healthy
Speaker 2: variety of cocoa pups and it's not very good. I'm bls.
Speaker 3: I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Andrew, you cut out because this sucks? How
Speaker 2: many balls?
Speaker 4: Remember when you not only called me on the phone
Speaker 4: at the end of your own episode yesterday or sorry
Speaker 4: last week whenever this episode is being posted, but then
Speaker 4: the other time I had to call in you can hush.
Speaker 3: I get this three balls.
Speaker 2: I will give it three balls as well.
Speaker 5: Look, I put lights on in my kitchen.
Speaker 2: The light much better. What are you thinking, Danielle. I
Speaker 2: will bring this home and let my kids have it,
Speaker 2: because they don't really get to have too many sweet
Speaker 2: cereals anymore, because over the last couple of weeks, all
Speaker 2: they've been doing is baking and baking and eating crap
Speaker 2: and baking and eating frosting out of tubs. That's what's
Speaker 2: going on in my house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're baking so they can have this cereal.
Speaker 2: Do you like this? I haven't shaved in three weeks.
Speaker 3: Like it?
Speaker 5: I like the Scottie beard.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: And I'm also going to cut my hair myself pretty
Speaker 2: soon because it's getting unruly.
Speaker 3: I could recognize you without your hat.
Speaker 2: You need a haircut shave? Yeah, you desperately need a haircut. No,
Speaker 2: look that long, Danielle. Let me see your roots, Sam,
Speaker 2: love it. Amy's. Amy's blonde is starting to grow out,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be brown pretty soon, and I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: I'm so in love with it. I can't wait to
Speaker 2: see it like fully brown.
Speaker 5: So I don't think it's going to be fully brown.
Speaker 5: That's going to take a long time.
Speaker 2: But like do women do women get depressed when they
Speaker 2: can't color their hair? Is that like a thing?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 6: I think that you feel better when your roots are done.
Speaker 6: You just feel like you're set. So it just you know,
Speaker 6: it's it just makes you feel.
Speaker 5: Better about yourself. I definitely do you know what I
Speaker 5: did order?
Speaker 6: I ordered like a root spray for my hair because
Speaker 6: I know I'm not able to do it. So I
Speaker 6: ordered this little root spray and it'll be spraying it
Speaker 6: on my roots. It'll probably be dripping down my face.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have to tell you something. When I was
Speaker 2: in high school. When I was in high school, I
Speaker 2: ordered this canned hair spray from TV used to be
Speaker 2: able to like. I don't know why I got it,
Speaker 2: but so I sprayed my head with it. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: my hair. It was supposed to make your hair look longer.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I got it, but I call it.
Speaker 2: And I went out in the rain and there was
Speaker 2: black just drooling down my face. So anyway, let's move on.
Speaker 2: First of all, it is so hot in here. You
Speaker 2: have no idea here, Andrew, I'm dramatically taking off my
Speaker 2: sweatshirt now. I told Andrew the other day they shut
Speaker 2: the air conditioning off in the studios. We're not allowed
Speaker 2: to have air conditioning because apparently it freezes up the
Speaker 2: returns because there's not enough people in the building. So
Speaker 2: when I came in here this morning. It was seventy
Speaker 2: nine degrees like a fricking sauna.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, can we just go back to that
Speaker 3: point previously. You made a good point there. He wore
Speaker 3: the sweatshirt anyway, so he could dramatically take it off
Speaker 3: during this podcast.
Speaker 2: Because I wanted to tell you the story. I wanted
Speaker 2: to tell you the story of the heat very hot.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. So yesterday did Peter
Speaker 2: Cottontail visit both your homes?
Speaker 5: Ah? Yes he did.
Speaker 6: He actually left a bunch of stuff for the kids,
Speaker 6: so they were very happy.
Speaker 2: Good. Well, today's day, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Yesterday was Wednesday, April sixth, so.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it. Today is Monday, and yesterday
Speaker 2: was Easter Sunday. Just cut it out right.
Speaker 3: Oh so much fun.
Speaker 2: Why can't you play along already?
Speaker 3: No, it was so great. I loved Easter. It was
Speaker 3: so fun. Peter the Cottontail visited anyway.
Speaker 2: Because Peter Cottontail, the Easter bunny came yesterday. Take out
Speaker 2: your bag of bunny cereal because it's an organic funnies.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to be bunnies.
Speaker 2: I like bunnies.
Speaker 5: I like Hanny's any gold fish and stuff.
Speaker 2: Right, funnies with headbands and yeah, I'm gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I kind of like doing this from home a little
Speaker 3: bit better because guess what I can hand jam.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know your hands have been don't
Speaker 5: give yourself anything.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give myself now.
Speaker 2: We've done hold on, We've done Annie's Cocoa Bunnies in
Speaker 2: the past. This is Annie's oat corn and rice cereal, cocoa,
Speaker 2: honey and vanilla. So it's a mix.
Speaker 3: We liked the cocoa bunnies, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know we liked it. We didn't love it.
Speaker 2: You loved it. I liked it.
Speaker 5: I don't remember if I had it.
Speaker 3: I have to go back to that list I created.
Speaker 5: You never created that list I did.
Speaker 2: It's it's not very good, but he did it.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna mute you. I'm gonna turn
Speaker 3: you off. I can do that.
Speaker 2: Here we go. It's and by the way, this cereal
Speaker 2: is also new. I got only new cereals. This one
Speaker 2: just came out last year. Here we go one.
Speaker 5: I like this one.
Speaker 2: Danielle, you'll remember this, Andrew, you won't. Just tastes like
Speaker 2: a cross between vanilla and chocolate chip cookie crisps. But
Speaker 2: when we kid right, I thought.
Speaker 3: It kind of tastes like there's marshmallows in it. Somehow.
Speaker 5: I'm going to give this four bowls.
Speaker 2: I was going to give it four balls. You copied me.
Speaker 5: I'm going to give.
Speaker 3: It four balls in a spoon because I.
Speaker 2: I just spit all over the d D does it?
Speaker 2: I just spit chocolate all over my computer?
Speaker 5: This is good.
Speaker 3: I like this one to my address, please, I would
Speaker 3: like this one.
Speaker 2: You going to send it to you? Yes, I need
Speaker 2: to get rid of some of this. I'll send it
Speaker 2: to you because I just don't have any more room.
Speaker 3: I love to know that even when I'm gone, you
Speaker 3: still don't clean up at all.
Speaker 2: Do you understand? I just don't have time. It's so
Speaker 2: busy here in the movie.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're busy over, You're busy over.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I always I can't hear any of your audio.
Speaker 2: This sucks.
Speaker 3: You can't hear me?
Speaker 2: Well, now I can exactly.
Speaker 3: You'd be quiet, okay.
Speaker 2: Now if you would. We're going to go to a
Speaker 2: friendly listener of ours named Jamie. She sent us a
Speaker 2: bunch of stuff. We've had some things from her before.
Speaker 2: Jamie is the home of cookie cereal and honeymoons. This
Speaker 2: is a legal cereal.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: I had to just go down and grab whatever I
Speaker 2: could because again, the stories don't have a hole lot
Speaker 2: on the shows, and what they do have we've already done.
Speaker 2: So I got to take it where I can get it.
Speaker 2: So if you would please grab your little creepy baggy
Speaker 2: of flakes with chocolate slivers in them.
Speaker 3: Needle is very direct with their names. All this one's
Speaker 3: called active flakes.
Speaker 2: These are active flakes with a chocolate. I'm it's relatively
Speaker 2: close to Chocolate Delight special k Oh.
Speaker 5: I love chocolate.
Speaker 2: So we'll see.
Speaker 3: Oh when Easter is over, so you can have chocolate cereals.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Wait but even though we're recording it before Easter, can
Speaker 2: you still eat it.
Speaker 3: Himself? That you know what? Lents is canceled this year.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you now, this has been This has been
Speaker 6: a very strange link.
Speaker 2: All right, let's try letles active flakes with don't smell it,
Speaker 2: just eat it. It's like nothing but chocolate is pretty good.
Speaker 2: They're like cocoa. I do like the chocolate. What the
Speaker 2: chocolate slivers tastes like a Hershey's dark chocolate.
Speaker 3: In what world?
Speaker 2: And what?
Speaker 5: It's not even a bowl? Oh my gosh, what I'm
Speaker 5: throwing this in the garbage?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: This is disgusting.
Speaker 4: It tastes like sour dough bread with like chocolate on it.
Speaker 2: Crispy whole grain cereal with chocolate curls. I think the
Speaker 2: chocolate chocolate.
Speaker 5: It tastes like.
Speaker 3: Dust.
Speaker 2: And there's chocolate liqueur in here.
Speaker 5: Look at this chocolate curl.
Speaker 3: Wait, are you saying pearl.
Speaker 2: Or curl curl their little chocolate curls?
Speaker 3: Mmmm, money poop and it tastes like it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for what it is, I'll give it three for
Speaker 2: what it is, I'll give it three balls in this book.
Speaker 5: I'm not giving this three bowls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't think it's horrible.
Speaker 4: No eating it and eating everything separately to make sure
Speaker 4: I hate it.
Speaker 5: I'm not giving it.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it's been, because I don't
Speaker 2: have a timer on this thing. How long we've been going, Andrew,
Speaker 2: how long we've been going, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have some more of these ones. The bunnies,
Speaker 5: the bunnies, The bunnies are good.
Speaker 2: I will this was a very underwhelming hundredth episode.
Speaker 5: The audio and stuff.
Speaker 3: Why don't we have funny audio?
Speaker 2: Okay, let me play the Chips theme. I'm gonna insert it.
Speaker 3: Here's great, and now it's time for me to do
Speaker 3: my irol. Oh god, Scott, I love you.
Speaker 5: Didn't make fun of Andrew for his phone ringing or anything.
Speaker 2: Make fun of his hair.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now you're attacking my personal looks, and that.
Speaker 2: Is I just think you need a haircut, that's all.
Speaker 3: Well, I need to shave because this is where my
Speaker 3: patch comes in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're Patch Andrew.
Speaker 3: Do you know what Patch Adams is? Yes, idiot Robin
Speaker 3: Williams movie.
Speaker 2: What's Patch Adams? I don't even know what that is?
Speaker 2: Are you serious the Robin Williams where he plays I'm
Speaker 2: not serious at all.
Speaker 3: Doctor in a high school.
Speaker 2: Of course, I know what it is. But the nose
Speaker 2: that the people, I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 3: Okay. If I was explaining who Patch Adams was, I
Speaker 3: would not go with No's and the people.
Speaker 2: But he also did another hospital movie called Awakenings, and
Speaker 2: that one was a little bit more serious. And my
Speaker 2: dad's car was in that movie, and I was on
Speaker 2: the set.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're so cool.
Speaker 2: List this sucked. I don't like the way this worked out.
Speaker 2: Episode one hundred and one is not gonna be like this.
Speaker 2: We need to figure something out. This is it.
Speaker 3: It's figured out. You're just being drunk. Get over.
Speaker 2: No what Andrew, what you're gonna have to do is
Speaker 2: drive to Danielle's house and wear a mask and gloves
Speaker 2: and you're gonna have to get on her microphone and
Speaker 2: we're all gonna I'm gonna pull it up on the
Speaker 2: board in here and it's gonna be an awesome regular show.
Speaker 5: Andrew's gonna drive to me all the way from dandel
Speaker 5: Where are you even.
Speaker 3: I'm all the way in Marlborough, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: But the thing is he doesn't. The problem is he
Speaker 2: doesn't care about this podcast. Otherwise he'd be like right
Speaker 2: there instantly, he'd be like, you know what, this really
Speaker 2: isn't working out very well. I'm gonna drive on over
Speaker 2: and wear a mask and use.
Speaker 5: Your I'm not supposed to do that. He's not you
Speaker 5: hear my house and be in the same room as me.
Speaker 5: He's supposed to be doing social Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, then you know what, you take a cup full
Speaker 2: and then you run out. Then he runs in and
Speaker 2: he takes a spoonful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just sit outside of your Do you have
Speaker 4: like a slider door?
Speaker 2: Just like now you look like you look like guy smiley?
Speaker 2: Now me, who's guys smiling?
Speaker 3: Hello everybody and welcome.
Speaker 2: All right? Can we wrap this up?
Speaker 3: Microphone?
Speaker 2: No, it sounds exactly. It actually sounds more muffled because
Speaker 2: you're blocking your mom.
Speaker 3: Does it sound bad?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening the Serial Killers episode one hundred.
Speaker 2: I hope it was all you thought it would be.
Speaker 2: In more. What I don't know watching listening who knows
Speaker 2: we have no listeners left is crap?
Speaker 4: Actually that is false because we're actually getting a spike
Speaker 4: in listenership.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they got nothing to do if they're finding us, yes, wonderful.
Speaker 2: And so what we're doing is we're giving new listeners
Speaker 2: crap and they're not going to come back.
Speaker 5: Like the poor guy to do Scotty.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We need to figure some microphone system out.
Speaker 2: I need I need you guys to come into my
Speaker 2: board and pop you up.
Speaker 6: So he needs to buy a system. Those systems are
Speaker 6: like five hundred dollars. They're expensive.
Speaker 2: Well you know what, if he really cared, he would
Speaker 2: where's your money?
Speaker 3: You send me the money and I'll buy buy idiot.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently I hear that there's like little commercials before
Speaker 2: our podcast. Now, so what do we make seven cents
Speaker 2: each time that plays false?
Speaker 3: We're almost at one hundred dollars this month.
Speaker 2: Oh very good.
Speaker 5: Sure you have to split.
Speaker 2: It five more months and you can get a microphone
Speaker 2: by then you'll be back. Anyway, Listen, these editors are
Speaker 2: going to get ridiculous, and it's take me four hours
Speaker 2: to do this. So thank you so much for listening
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers. You can roll your eyes all you want.
Speaker 2: This has been episode one hundred. Thank you for allowing
Speaker 2: us to get this far. Please follow us on social
Speaker 2: media at serial Killers PC. That's cereal with a C
Speaker 2: and do the other things. Oh yeah, well Edie was laughing.
Speaker 6: I didn't hear.
Speaker 2: What say it again?
Speaker 4: Like and subscribe podcast wherever you are listening.
Speaker 2: Oh, Danielle, did you see that review that we got
Speaker 2: that the girl that she loves you?
Speaker 5: Oh? She does?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: I got one begs.
Speaker 2: People are excited that you're here, so hopefully that one
Speaker 2: douche doesn't say that this episode was no good because
Speaker 2: of you. If anything was no good because of Andrew's
Speaker 2: crappy technological abilities, it was that one guy.
Speaker 5: But that's we can't make everybody happy, Scotty.
Speaker 6: You know sometimes the guys I live within my house
Speaker 6: don't want me here.
Speaker 2: I hear you, Scotty.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, Scotty probably created an alter ego and
Speaker 4: himself to be like, oh my god, we got a
Speaker 4: hate comment.
Speaker 2: Look at that British guy.
Speaker 5: Doesn't want me here half the time.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know what, Sheldon, we need you to say
Speaker 2: crunch with us. Okay, so I'm going to count to
Speaker 2: three and we'll all say crunched together and end this
Speaker 2: crap ready, one two three?
Speaker 4: Quest?
Speaker 2: Thank you guys? What do I do now? I don't
Speaker 2: know how to make you go away? Gave me leep me.
Speaker 3: We're leaving the one two meeting.
Speaker 2: Good