Speaker 1: Recording and progress. Welcome. Hello, what are you doing over there?
Speaker 1: Andy's getting my microphone set up per you. Just a
Speaker 1: hot fine live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This
Speaker 1: is Serial Killing, guys, and it's really exciting because this
Speaker 1: is the first show that we're actually recording in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. Wow. So you're saying we pre recorded everything else, Well, sure,
Speaker 1: because there was the holidays. There's a vacation time. We
Speaker 1: had to get a bunch of stuff in the can.
Speaker 1: As they say, Andy, can't you know that's that's a
Speaker 1: radio lingo. Yeah, lingo would say jargon. Jargon's not the
Speaker 1: right word. I hate this, Mike. Can we fix that
Speaker 1: this year? You know, I'm just going to bring back
Speaker 1: the stupid man box because I can't do this. I
Speaker 1: love stupid man It's literally pissing me off so much.
Speaker 1: This thing. Look at this, Look at this. I have
Speaker 1: to literally do the show like I'm a giraffe. Jeff
Speaker 1: the engineer is still supposed to put that third mic
Speaker 1: ander that work. We can have guests. We have hany buttons.
Speaker 1: There's no way we can have guests. I could clear
Speaker 1: some junk out, okay, yeah, yeah, plenty of room in here,
Speaker 1: the in stacks camera, it's broken. Uh, you got a
Speaker 1: newspaper there. I don't know who you're giving those clippings
Speaker 1: to give a bunch of index cards and anison? Remember anison?
Speaker 1: Why would I remember? What is anison? Is that? Pay? No?
Speaker 1: This is it's it's aspirin and whatever. Okay, Yeah, aspirin
Speaker 1: pain reliever. Great, you have a microphone over there. You
Speaker 1: just got crap. Remember my favorite is Yeah. You know
Speaker 1: this is when I really cleared everything out. It's been
Speaker 1: ten years since you've cleared it out. Well, because I
Speaker 1: don't work those big long Christmas days anymore, and now
Speaker 1: with the work from home thing, I don't have to
Speaker 1: come in, so you know, this just stays a mess
Speaker 1: all year round. No, I I periodically clean. I got
Speaker 1: so many cereal boxes. Come on to give me some credit.
Speaker 1: And now they just live in your attic. No, they
Speaker 1: live in the storage closet. Cool, They're gonna take over. Great. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's time for some great new cereals. Andy. This is
Speaker 1: like the year of new I'm excited. You should be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our friends at General Mills have sent us so much stuff.
Speaker 1: We're going to be getting to that bluey cereal on
Speaker 1: the way. Oh wow, you have that. That's very exciting.
Speaker 1: My god, Tiana is obsessed with bluey, So would you
Speaker 1: like to give it to her after we try? Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: well you're gonna mail to her, ship ship mail whatever,
Speaker 1: no different. Okay, if you mail something, you're using the USPS.
Speaker 1: If you ship something, you're using any of the services. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know you know what. You're right, I'm wrong. Well
Speaker 1: I'm not. There's you're not wrong. I'm just educating. There
Speaker 1: was that trending sound on TikTok where the person was like,
Speaker 1: you can't do that, that's not fair. That No, if
Speaker 1: the person is like screaming, it's like, you can't do that,
Speaker 1: that's not fair. And then they're like, wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm an adult. I need to calm down. That's my
Speaker 1: mood going into this year. It's also mine. I'm not
Speaker 1: even kidding. Great, So now you know what you're gonna
Speaker 1: get is a drugged out, zonked out version of the
Speaker 1: Two of Us be a boring show. Did I press
Speaker 1: record on that? I sure, yeah, she said, recording in progress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're both wearing black today. I love that. Yeah they are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yours lines are a little sideways and minor more checkerboarded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want or exactly the same thing as Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also like my sleeves pushed up. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I look stupid with my sleeves down, right, I
Speaker 1: look dumb. I don't look yeah, look look at this.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Okay, I always do pushed up sleeves, sweatshirts, everything.
Speaker 1: You'll never see me with sleeves down, even if I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a dress shirt with a tie, sleeves up. Who
Speaker 1: hurts you lost? Do you need to like keep your
Speaker 1: arms out like? Are you like hey, no? Because that
Speaker 1: would be up here and I got nothing. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the gun show. No, I got no guns, so you
Speaker 1: just the wrist show. Yes, welcome to the wrist show.
Speaker 1: Let's get eating andy. Are you like you know to
Speaker 1: do battle? Is that why you keep them up? You
Speaker 1: need like a giant anchor tattoo? No you want to
Speaker 1: get No, I want to get the tattoo right here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. You can make fun all day.
Speaker 1: Even my daughter makes fun of me because it's a
Speaker 1: terrible idea. Why Scott to have my children's name arm?
Speaker 1: It's the worst idea I've ever heard. That's true, and
Speaker 1: my listen to bull Chat this week, because we will
Speaker 1: do one after this. We'll get to that. We'll do Cereal.
Speaker 1: You'll listen to a bull Chat where we discussed this
Speaker 1: horrible tattoo. It's not because the text I got was
Speaker 1: so alarming that when you sent it to me, it's
Speaker 1: screams midlife crisis. It screams it like let's please, let's
Speaker 1: just we'll get into it some other times. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: let's have cereal and we're gonna have three new ones today.
Speaker 1: Andrew the glazed all the glazed donuts. My mom actually
Speaker 1: had them at the house and was like, have you
Speaker 1: had these yet? I was like, no, we didn't. I
Speaker 1: tried one. What I tried one? It was not good.
Speaker 1: It wasn't good. Get out. I did the Applejacks one.
Speaker 1: Get out. I didn't do any other ones. You broke
Speaker 1: the card in the rule of this podcast. You don't
Speaker 1: try new cereals before we do it here. Okay, that's unacceptable.
Speaker 1: Well I'm too slow. Donna said that she was going
Speaker 1: to get She and I've had these months ago. I've
Speaker 1: had these since before vacation. But you know, there's so
Speaker 1: much new stuff. We just that's why I'm blowing all
Speaker 1: out right now, all three ready, let's start with the
Speaker 1: one new Kellogg's frosted flakes glazed doughnut holes. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't try this one, so well,
Speaker 1: it's gonna taste like frosted feet. Apple jack one was
Speaker 1: not good. Okay, it does not taste like You can't
Speaker 1: say that yet, but I had it. I didn't have
Speaker 1: a full bowl. I just had like a spoonful. As
Speaker 1: the matter, you tried it against the rules. Okay, seriously,
Speaker 1: if you look at the bylaws from when we first heard,
Speaker 1: remove this anison. I mean, it's gonna give me a headache.
Speaker 1: So bring it back soon. When you needed these smells
Speaker 1: like maple, you know, I'm taking that home today. I'm
Speaker 1: not even kidding. I literally took that today. I'm taking it. Okay.
Speaker 1: Cooper loves that. She loves the super greens. These are
Speaker 1: not quite wild. Here we go, new year old diamond. Welcome.
Speaker 1: They're not good. You don't know this yet. I just
Speaker 1: don't get the concept, Like, what are we doing again?
Speaker 1: Every cereal company has to have a certain amount of
Speaker 1: new cereals. Every year, so they're like, hmm, brainstorm, let's
Speaker 1: blow it out. We'll take three existing cereals and just
Speaker 1: morph it into something else. I always say, did the
Speaker 1: intimens donut holes cereal? Because intimate donut holes are the best.
Speaker 1: And I'm not sure if you saw our Instagram, but
Speaker 1: you know I think on Crustables needs to make cereal. Yes, delicious.
Speaker 1: I love on Crustables. Dude, we're recording a podcast here.
Speaker 1: I'm going back to the farm fresh dairy fridge. Does
Speaker 1: it look like new for twenty twenty five? He's not
Speaker 1: making fun of me. Look, yes, I'm actually going to
Speaker 1: have you come in after we do the next episode
Speaker 1: because there's something pressing that we know I can't do.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that today. I can't. I have too
Speaker 1: much blinds, Blinds, you have no idea what I have
Speaker 1: going on. The only day you could record this week
Speaker 1: and do anything. We're gonna to do the other one
Speaker 1: from unless Diamond gets out and we hurry up, than sure.
Speaker 1: So here we go. It's it's frosted flakes glazed donut
Speaker 1: holes from Kellogg's. Okay, Oh, Cooper loves chocolate chair she does.
Speaker 1: That's why. Actually, I pulled them out. Ready. Here, they're
Speaker 1: a little bit flatter, they're a little flattered, they're not
Speaker 1: quite round. So let's check it. Ew No, no, it's
Speaker 1: not you. But if you're expecting frost flakes, you're not
Speaker 1: getting it. It's sour. I don't think so. It's I
Speaker 1: literally am tasting sour. It tastes like something else that
Speaker 1: we've had before. No, no, it tastes like movie popcorn. Right,
Speaker 1: it's sour. I don't think it's sour like tart. This
Speaker 1: is gross. I'm gonna do one more just to make
Speaker 1: sure I'm not crazy. I wouldn't say it's gross, but
Speaker 1: it's not spectacular. It doesn't taste like a doughnut hole. No,
Speaker 1: that is tart. I taste movie popcorn. I'm giving you
Speaker 1: three bowls in a spoon. I think it's pretty decent,
Speaker 1: but it's not spectacular. Yeah, it's the next time you
Speaker 1: go to the movies, just bring your Farmland Fresh dairies
Speaker 1: and pour it into the milk or pour it into
Speaker 1: the bucket of popcorn. Oh. Now, they have the little
Speaker 1: shelf stable boxes for the kiddies, so I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: bring those for the kid out. I can hide that
Speaker 1: in my jacket pocket and no one will even know.
Speaker 1: You would be the person that before you go to
Speaker 1: a movie. Is I do hey guys, hide this stick? Yes,
Speaker 1: hey guys, bring it? Bring it definitely looking. I bring
Speaker 1: a giant down jacket and I load the insides up
Speaker 1: with bottles of water and snacks. I guarantee you do
Speaker 1: this in the summer as well. It makes you even
Speaker 1: more terrifying, can't. That's when I wear the cargo shorts.
Speaker 1: Everything is fine. Don't look at the man in the
Speaker 1: giant parka. What are you giving it? Champ? This gets
Speaker 1: a bowl in a spoon. That's disgusting. That is really
Speaker 1: bad for you. It's so tart. I don't know if
Speaker 1: maybe I had something going on. Did you have orange
Speaker 1: juice before you? I didn't. I had black tea and
Speaker 1: my shake. That's it, all right, So let's move on
Speaker 1: to the one that you did have, so we can
Speaker 1: just blow through that one. Okay, you said blow like
Speaker 1: forty two times so far. I'm sorry. Move through, all right.
Speaker 1: So this is your Kellogg's apple jacks glazed doughnut holes.
Speaker 1: It's apple cinnamon, and you got your you know those
Speaker 1: look like different nails. They got rid of the Jamaican
Speaker 1: cinnamons deck. Well, I mean that was a while ago,
Speaker 1: so I mean they're going for a more pr friendly
Speaker 1: What they look like is applejacks without a hole. I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, they're not. It's not a loop. It just
Speaker 1: looks it looks like an apple jack but no hole
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, honestly, it looks like when they show
Speaker 1: like DNAAZ like a disease. This is what a disease
Speaker 1: looks like. Yes, it looks like the little covid, but
Speaker 1: it's the ribosome carries the strand. Is a ribosome a
Speaker 1: thing it is. It's gotta be a thing. God, that
Speaker 1: sounded smart, though. Let me tell you something. The bags
Speaker 1: are no good. The bags for the glazed line or
Speaker 1: feeble age you are. It's not as strong as it
Speaker 1: used to be. I must be stronger because they're just
Speaker 1: tearing apart. I'm like the incredible Hulk. Rick me off
Speaker 1: my clothes. Please don't do that. Don't make me angry.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. You don't even
Speaker 1: know what that is. That's the guy a Bruce of Blanche. No,
Speaker 1: it's David Banner. Yes, Bill Bigs played by Bill Wrestler,
Speaker 1: not the wrestler guy. Lufa Forignolo was the Hulk, and
Speaker 1: Bill Fixby was David Banner. Yeah, and he flips over
Speaker 1: the car, everything rips everything. What's an energy between David
Speaker 1: Banner and Bruce. David Banner was the character. Bill Bixby
Speaker 1: was the guy that played David Banner, and Lou Ferigno
Speaker 1: played the Hulk. The Hulk is go ahead, Lou Forigno, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right. But the Hulk's name when he's not the
Speaker 1: Hulk is David Banner. So there's multiple Hulks. This was
Speaker 1: the Incredible Hulk TV series from the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 1: Wasn't Lou Forigno that guy? Yes, but there was another one.
Speaker 1: I don't think. So you're thinking about a movie or something.
Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, I'm just confused now why I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Luf Forigno is the Hulk in the show, the Incredible Hulk, Yes,
Speaker 1: the TV show, the guy the television show. But but
Speaker 1: the Hulk comes from a dude. Yes, that's what I know. That.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to ask. And Bill Bixby plays
Speaker 1: David Banner. David Banner is the guy that turns into
Speaker 1: the Incredible Hulk, who is den Luffriigno. Oh so oh,
Speaker 1: so he just like changed. You think that they they
Speaker 1: just changed. You think they just bulked up the regular guy. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what they do for the Marvel movies. It's just
Speaker 1: literally Mark Ruffalo and he just they just paint them
Speaker 1: green or c GI him. It's like his face on
Speaker 1: a green body. That was just a lot for me.
Speaker 1: I need to eat something. Well, yeah, because I think
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it was two different actors. Oh,
Speaker 1: they would never do that, now, okay, now they just
Speaker 1: ce g I the Hulk. Sure, all right. Apple Jack's
Speaker 1: glade a lot of shirtar not good? Remember Apple Jackson
Speaker 1: is the surreal and my mom told me never to
Speaker 1: eat when I was a kid. I think it's good
Speaker 1: to taste cinnamony. It tastes like a cake. It tastes
Speaker 1: like a little apple, like a little Debbie's apple cake.
Speaker 1: It's so dry afterwards. The milk takes care of that.
Speaker 1: So in my opinion, it's so dry afterwards. I have
Speaker 1: to start prefacing. Oh and there it is. Oh God,
Speaker 1: I met, I tore, I tore my mouth open. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be bleeding in a milood everywhere. Okay, I give
Speaker 1: this two bowls. When it says do not miss doughnut
Speaker 1: donut miss, I would miss this because there's nothing about
Speaker 1: this that's good. I like the little red specs that
Speaker 1: are supposed to be out. It doesn't taste like an
Speaker 1: apple jack, which is frustrating because I like the taste
Speaker 1: of apple jacks. So if you just told me this
Speaker 1: would be a mini apple jack, I'd be like, great,
Speaker 1: But instead it's just a weird I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon. I like it, Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean it's good. The Glazed collection is Scott's favorite. Now
Speaker 1: apparently it's not. The next one coming up might be
Speaker 1: a bit controversial, be you know, a lot of the
Speaker 1: cereal people amongst the cereal insiders, the cereal insiders, they
Speaker 1: don't love Crave Cereal. They just, for whatever reason, that's
Speaker 1: like a bomb for them. I don't know why. I
Speaker 1: am not a Crave fan, as you know. Yeah I do,
Speaker 1: I like you do. I do. So we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to that one next right with salacious teas. Yeah, right
Speaker 1: after this beat us. Thanks Will, and we're back. We're back.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to serial killers, thanks for sticking around. So,
Speaker 1: according to them, Eureka, max glaze equals max flavor. They
Speaker 1: did the math and donut holes are the perfect shape
Speaker 1: to deliver more glaze. And then they do some fake
Speaker 1: math E equals mc square Yeah, something like that. Do
Speaker 1: you know I liked that? This is like algebra. I
Speaker 1: like the algebra. Actually, no it's not. This is geometry.
Speaker 1: I don't think I took any of that. I only
Speaker 1: passed geometry because I gave the teacher a shirt, that's right,
Speaker 1: and I gave my Jim teacher coupons. Yep, wow, high five.
Speaker 1: Love a scam. Yeah, but look where we are now, Andy,
Speaker 1: if they can only see me, now they can leaves
Speaker 1: and the bright lights. Okay, see, now here's the thing.
Speaker 1: All three cereals have smelled exactly the same. No, this
Speaker 1: is ke crave glazed. So basically what this wants to
Speaker 1: be is like a little like a chocolate munchkin from Duncan.
Speaker 1: That's what this is supposed to be. So there's nothing
Speaker 1: on the inside. No, it couldn't be. Look and even
Speaker 1: like he's empty. See, honestly, the craves are terrifying. Put
Speaker 1: eyes on that thing. That's a horrible Is that a tongue? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's a horrible depiction of the crave pillows. They're like
Speaker 1: screaming for help. You want to die? It smells weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not looking forward to this. I
Speaker 1: don't like any of these. There is no shot that
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, this one I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 1: oh boy, this was amazing. Can you move on Apple
Speaker 1: out of the way here so we can get crazy? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: he needs to stay on camp. Yeah yeah. Farmland Dairries fresh,
Speaker 1: Farmland Fresh Dairyes, sorry, I left the freshout. It's always fresh.
Speaker 1: You know how long this milk lasts. I'm not even dude.
Speaker 1: Before we went on vacation, I'm dead serious, Okay, I
Speaker 1: had a container of Farmland Fresh dairyes, organic two percent milk,
Speaker 1: and I brought it home from here because I didn't
Speaker 1: wanted to sit here while we were on vacation, and
Speaker 1: it was open for quite a while, and it lasted
Speaker 1: five days past the best buy sell day. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was using it for my coffee for days and days
Speaker 1: and days after we left here. Once we go to
Speaker 1: the plant, we'll see how it's made. I'm very very excited. Well,
Speaker 1: I know how milk is made. It comes out of
Speaker 1: the utter. Andrew, you mean processed. I guess yes, Scott,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I meant. Thank you for correcting. No problem.
Speaker 1: So it's farm Land Fresh Dairyes, two percent milk and
Speaker 1: a big old one gallon jug. Yay, this thing was
Speaker 1: on sale. I love that I got this for three
Speaker 1: dollars and nineteen cents. That's bananas, especially with the price
Speaker 1: of eggs these days. Whoa this issues bananas? Yeah a
Speaker 1: n A n A right, uh, this is me here
Speaker 1: you go. Did you turn your spoon out? No? Okay? One.
Speaker 1: They say it's genius. It's like rabbit poop, does it? No,
Speaker 1: that's darker. I'm not gonna ask you why. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: not bad. A cocoa puff that's the best of it. No,
Speaker 1: it is not. And it's not possible. That is you
Speaker 1: know why? Different company. Yeah, but it's not as chocolate
Speaker 1: it either. I like it. It's a cocoa puff. I'm
Speaker 1: shocked it is. It is a it is a weak chocolate.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. This is just the right amount.
Speaker 1: Okay for me. That's fine. That's why you have different
Speaker 1: opinions Andrew, otherwise it'd be so boring. I love that
Speaker 1: you changed the color pen for each score. Well, it's cute.
Speaker 1: I got my big four collar pen. Why not love that?
Speaker 1: Isn't that some movie? Some Avengers or something? What is that? Marvel? Marvel? Mhm,
Speaker 1: I give three bowls in a spoom. See. I think
Speaker 1: this is boring, but I'm also gonna give it three
Speaker 1: balls in a spoon. I like it because I like
Speaker 1: the chocolate. This is the best of them. It mixes
Speaker 1: well with the milk. Yeah, so yeah, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: go with the glaze. First of all, they ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be around long because it's really just a novelty thing.
Speaker 1: These kind of things come and go, you know, when
Speaker 1: they have different variations of a particular cereal, they're just
Speaker 1: around for a little while, you know, like your frosted
Speaker 1: Flakes goes through the varieties all the time. Yeah for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're sure. Yeah, they do exactly all that. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 1: uh mmmmmmmmm. Oh you know what, maybe I will record
Speaker 1: a bull chat with you, So why don't we go? Great?
Speaker 1: And actually, unfortunately that boll chat will have come before this,
Speaker 1: so I mean I could just save it for next week.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever, we can figure it out. We'll
Speaker 1: figure it out anyway. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: We're glad you stuck with us all these years. We're
Speaker 1: in year five. I think now with this, now you know,
Speaker 1: we have to plan something fun. We really should. We
Speaker 1: should have a big old party. I would love that.
Speaker 1: We're a serial kills every ceiling. No, no, what imagine
Speaker 1: all those pieces falling on people. No, I'm not cleaning
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, you win it. I'll just get a
Speaker 1: big blower. No, you'll just call maintenance here. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: have a new job for you. No, a leaf blower? Okay,
Speaker 1: leaf sucker. Alright, Gandhi's calling you. All right, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Please follow us on social at serial
Speaker 1: Killers PC. Please check out our friends at Farmland Fresh
Speaker 1: Dairies on Instagram. And until we see you next week,
Speaker 1: say Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, you better get that so important,
Speaker 1: so important. I'm still so important, ka love you. Bye,