Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: Start up, dot dot Up. They making noise, dot Up,
Speaker 2: start Up, dot Up, Episode two seventy six, The Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys Podcast Nice. Sometimes we are just making noise.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I wonder if if what the words that we're
Speaker 3: speaking and the words that you're hearing, does it really
Speaker 3: according it?
Speaker 2: Does it really content mean anything? Does it add up
Speaker 2: to anything? This pot No, I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2: If you're trying to prove it's nothing, then we make noise.
Speaker 2: We do make noise. One of us makes maybe a
Speaker 2: little bit more noise unintentionally. Yeah, or that would be you,
Speaker 2: that would be me. I definitely make a little more noise. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just a little, just a little. Ah. All right, God,
Speaker 2: I've had a day. Man, you've had a day. You've
Speaker 2: had a week. You know. I have to say, I
Speaker 2: got stuck in a Scary Jones rabbit hole. How so well,
Speaker 2: you went to an event last night, a bowling event,
Speaker 2: which I had talked to you about maybe going, and
Speaker 2: then something changed in my life and I couldn't make it.
Speaker 2: And it was money there. It was a charity to
Speaker 2: raise money for was it Mamond's Hospital. Yeah, Mammonite's Children's Hospital.
Speaker 2: Children's Children always gets me, so I always try to
Speaker 2: help the you know. So I said I might go
Speaker 2: with you, and I couldn't go. So I looked at
Speaker 2: your social media last night and I saw the event
Speaker 2: look like it went well. You bowled. You bowled two games.
Speaker 2: How did you do well?
Speaker 3: Seeing that I haven't picked up a bowling ball in
Speaker 3: fifteen years. The first game I was a little rusty.
Speaker 3: I only bowled like a seventy six ball. Did you
Speaker 3: bowl like rolling on the ground, squat and rolling?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, I mean I have a motion. I have a
Speaker 3: motion to my and a method to my medes. I
Speaker 3: actually have a wind up, a proper wind up.
Speaker 5: Nice.
Speaker 3: I couldn't find the proper ball though they were. The
Speaker 3: one I was using was too heavy and the holes
Speaker 3: were too big, and but the what the what.
Speaker 2: They were were? They were the bull Delucks the ball.
Speaker 3: The ball that I used was the right finger length apart,
Speaker 3: because to me, the most important thing is can you
Speaker 3: fit your fingers in them?
Speaker 2: And are they does it feel comfortable when you grip? So?
Speaker 2: How many you stick your fingers in? Did your finger
Speaker 2: how many balls about seven for the holes were to
Speaker 2: the holes were too small. Yeah, yeah, the holes were
Speaker 2: too small, and a couple of them.
Speaker 3: But but when I got to the one that I
Speaker 3: really liked, I'm like, oh, this feels the most comfortable.
Speaker 3: The holes were exceedingly large, and the ball was heavy.
Speaker 3: It was one of the heavier ones, so you.
Speaker 2: Ain't got some French fries, and then the ball was
Speaker 2: fit perfectly. Nah.
Speaker 3: You know, I gotta say, it's hard to do that
Speaker 3: finger food while you're bowling. Think of all the times
Speaker 3: that you would you would pick up a fry or
Speaker 3: a mozarella stick or even a hot daar hamburgerst because
Speaker 3: if you think about it, most bowling alleys or you
Speaker 3: get his finger food, so you're eating with your hands,
Speaker 3: and then in between that.
Speaker 2: You're sticking your fingers in filthy balls. Well, I have
Speaker 2: my own ball, so the holes are clean. But if
Speaker 2: you touch the outside of the ball that went down
Speaker 2: the lane and comes back through the ball return, you're
Speaker 2: still screwed. Yeah, one hundred per it's gotta be a
Speaker 2: petri dish of bacteria. And then you're wearing those shoes,
Speaker 2: you know, the bowling shoes were used to get your
Speaker 2: feet now too. I mean, I don't know if that
Speaker 2: spray does anything, you know, would they go? No, it's
Speaker 2: like the same spray that you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's like a can of air, like for your keyboard.
Speaker 2: That's all it is. Like they spray this. They spray
Speaker 2: the insides of the sneakers. So yeah, I know what
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 3: You got bacteria on your feet? Oh that reminds me.
Speaker 3: I didn't throw that. I didn't throw those socks in
Speaker 3: the hamper.
Speaker 2: I got to do that. Where'd you throw them on
Speaker 2: the floor?
Speaker 3: They're they're on my floor right now, and there's all
Speaker 3: the disgustingness from yesterday from being from those socks being
Speaker 3: in those bowling shoes.
Speaker 2: But all right, all right, so it's okay, so you went.
Speaker 2: You did the bowling thing. Your second game was better.
Speaker 2: How many pound ball do you use? Let me let
Speaker 2: me stop you there. I don't know, I didn't look.
Speaker 2: It was it was a heavier one. But anyway, the
Speaker 2: second game the Jews an a pumble. Now, dude, it
Speaker 2: was it was heavier than that. I'll say this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I my second game four strikes and two spares.
Speaker 2: Huh bowl the one one that's right, nice, very nice.
Speaker 2: I came back. That's a that's a commendable score right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right. Anyway, so the rabbit hole. So I
Speaker 2: saw your social media and I'm like, oh, he did
Speaker 2: the event and I don't know. I you know, when
Speaker 2: you let the video roll out, it goes to the
Speaker 2: next one. Yeah, right. I was unreal. So I ended
Speaker 2: up watching a video of you, uh talking about how
Speaker 2: and everyone goofed on you. So I feel like it's
Speaker 2: okay for me to goof on you. Everybody was saying
Speaker 2: to you that you you went to the mic and said,
Speaker 2: everybody's always asking me how I stay so young? And
Speaker 2: everybody gave his ship for that. Who asks you? Who
Speaker 2: says to God's scary you look so young? Happened the
Speaker 2: other night.
Speaker 3: I was at Gringos Tacos and Jersey City, right, and
Speaker 3: the mom was there at the table and she said
Speaker 3: some that we hadn't seen in a long time. Who's now,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen her in like thirteen years. She's like scary,
Speaker 3: Just dude, she goes, I haven't seen you in so long?
Speaker 3: Just you never age? What's your secret? How do you
Speaker 3: look so young? And she's not the only person Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about a lot of.
Speaker 2: Aim of her seeing eye dog though. That's what's the
Speaker 2: important part. I'll pause for the for the joke. Thanks. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know you want to make fun, but I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: People get that. I get that all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what you say to somebody when you're in a
Speaker 2: Mexican restaurant in Jersey City. You say, I'm seeing you
Speaker 2: so long. You look God, you look young, you look great. No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't lip service.
Speaker 3: They were being real, you know, Okay, rather than rather
Speaker 3: than me rehash what I did on the air, what
Speaker 3: I said, I'm gonna call my buddy Will because I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure he's because we've had this conversation before.
Speaker 2: Will think you look kind of young? Is that no young?
Speaker 2: He has a theory about all of us in the
Speaker 2: same But you sit on the air, you think that
Speaker 2: you look young because you do younger things I do.
Speaker 2: I do, But you go to clubbing.
Speaker 3: I don't married, not married, No kids because guds, what
Speaker 3: kids keep you up at night?
Speaker 2: Kids?
Speaker 3: Kids are cause a lot of stress, a lot of
Speaker 3: drama that put mileage on you. And don't forget about
Speaker 3: being a financial burden that marriage and kids are a
Speaker 3: marriage as well.
Speaker 2: They put a lot. It puts a lot on you.
Speaker 2: It's taxing, it takes a toll.
Speaker 3: Since I've never been through that, That's what I attribute
Speaker 3: my youth to.
Speaker 2: And what I was getting at was on the air. No, no, hey,
Speaker 2: my apparent youth. What I was getting out on the
Speaker 2: air was that they're not a parent. This weekend, me
Speaker 2: and my boys from Brooklyn, the Brooklyn Boys, we're all
Speaker 2: we're getting together and we're doing Brooklyn boy things at
Speaker 2: my buddy's house. Now. They're all married, two of them
Speaker 2: have kids, and they all look like shit. Right, they're
Speaker 2: all old and they actually look pretty good.
Speaker 3: But but we are doing youthful adolescent things we're doing.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to a brewery.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they're gonna smoke weed that comes out of
Speaker 3: twelve year olds.
Speaker 2: Twelve year olds go to breweries all the time. We're
Speaker 2: gonna get out. No, what I'm saying is adolescent things,
Speaker 2: high school, college age, when we were just school kids
Speaker 2: to breweries. I know that. Well, you'd be surprised. They
Speaker 2: don't know. Okay, when we were in high school, we
Speaker 2: were in college were we went to breweries.
Speaker 3: We We did a lot together, the Brooklyn boys and I.
Speaker 3: We all hung out together and we went everywhere and
Speaker 3: we and we have carved out these occasions in today's
Speaker 3: life to do these things to hang out with one another. Yes,
Speaker 3: even the two guys that are married with kids and
Speaker 3: the third guy that's married all get to do this,
Speaker 3: and they they carve out to say, and we're having
Speaker 3: a sleepover at my buddy Lloyd's house.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go get barbecue. We're good ghost story. Probably,
Speaker 2: we're probably gonna be listening. You can make all the
Speaker 2: fun you want.
Speaker 3: We're gonna listen to probably the music of that we
Speaker 3: that we loved back then. But my point is everybody
Speaker 3: needs to do this. If you're in a relationship, you're married,
Speaker 3: you have kids. It is completely normal and healthy and
Speaker 3: it helps you when you could take a night to
Speaker 3: go back and to hang with people you haven't seen
Speaker 3: in a while. Because I think it's it's it's it
Speaker 3: benefits you health wise. And I do think that these
Speaker 3: are the things that keep me the way I am. Now,
Speaker 3: if I could you know, you know you're not following me,
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 2: I'm following you? Just these other people that you're friends
Speaker 2: with the other Brooklyn guys right that are married and
Speaker 2: or have kids. Do they look younger for their age,
Speaker 2: but not as young as you? No, they actually look well,
Speaker 2: you know, they look good, said you said? A lot
Speaker 2: of it is that you're not married, have no kids,
Speaker 2: no responsibilities, no expenses, but they do. So therefore you're
Speaker 2: all doing the same youthful things. Right then you have
Speaker 2: to look better than them because you're single.
Speaker 3: Let me call Will. You got to bring Will in
Speaker 3: on this, Hey, Will Scary Jones the Brooklyn Boys Podcast
Speaker 3: with David Brody.
Speaker 5: Here, I'm on the bus. I can't talk loud.
Speaker 2: You can't talk loud.
Speaker 5: Okay, I can't talk loud.
Speaker 2: Listen, listen.
Speaker 3: The subject of the day, it started in the morning
Speaker 3: show when my whole morning team humiliated me and it's
Speaker 3: now ending on this podcast, was the fact that I
Speaker 3: feel well, A lot of people tell me that that
Speaker 3: I look young.
Speaker 2: This is scary.
Speaker 3: You look like you haven't aged all these years. Will
Speaker 3: we have this conversation a lot. I want you to
Speaker 3: talk to David Brody here. And by the way, thank
Speaker 3: you Brody for not heckling me like the whole morning
Speaker 3: show did, because.
Speaker 2: He's Brody's taking this little series.
Speaker 3: And then we'll move on because we have other things
Speaker 3: to get to today. So, but why do you think
Speaker 3: it is? People like me?
Speaker 2: And you will? Will? You look young too, you look
Speaker 2: amazing for your age, You're in your mid forties.
Speaker 5: What do you I don't feel it.
Speaker 2: What do we attribute what do we attribute it to?
Speaker 2: We've had the conversation before.
Speaker 6: Well this this is a very short answer, and you
Speaker 6: know what I'm going to say.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's why I put you on blinde drugs.
Speaker 5: And no no children there you go start there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's the other guys in your group that
Speaker 2: are married. Ye, the like they they look like ship.
Speaker 3: We're not going to name names, but we have a
Speaker 3: few guys that we can name that look like ass
Speaker 3: look like they've been dragged through the name them.
Speaker 2: We're not going to name them.
Speaker 6: But puts it, puts it through their wranger. But I
Speaker 6: have three nephews and I have the ability to hand
Speaker 6: them back over to their parents at the end of
Speaker 6: the day.
Speaker 5: Felt all right.
Speaker 2: So we're talking about Indian Matt, We're talking about sex
Speaker 2: on the way, Dave, who are we talking about it?
Speaker 5: And I don't know who has we're not.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna We're not gonna go there with names,
Speaker 2: but we are. I'm just throwing names out, not people
Speaker 2: I think look like.
Speaker 3: I think I made a valid point because because Will,
Speaker 3: I'm going upstate to this weekend on Saturday night hanging
Speaker 3: out with my Brooklyn boys, and uh, we're gonna be
Speaker 3: doing our old school things, and we we carve out
Speaker 3: that time to do that. And I think it's important,
Speaker 3: whether you're in a relationship or whether you're whether you
Speaker 3: have kids or not, it's important to stop down.
Speaker 2: And so many people don't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, we have that at our disposal. I guess
Speaker 6: it allows us to uh relax a little more and
Speaker 6: enjoy life. I guess in a sense without stress. I
Speaker 6: won't say enjoy life, but you know what I mean, Yes,
Speaker 6: a little bit, a little bit easier, easier calling without dragging.
Speaker 5: Behind.
Speaker 2: I guess I have a question. If you don't mind, Will, Well,
Speaker 2: you don't have to answer this Will, because I feel
Speaker 2: like we're friends and we should stay that way. Scary,
Speaker 2: you've a establish scary that having a wife and kids.
Speaker 2: Your friends look like shit that have families and they
Speaker 2: don't look as youthful as you I would like to
Speaker 2: just your mind the sizes. No you didn't say that. Well,
Speaker 2: you and I are on good terms, but I have
Speaker 2: I have a wife and three kids, and I feel
Speaker 2: like I may be falling into that pile. Thank you scary,
Speaker 2: So go fuck yourself. That is what I'm saying. I listen,
Speaker 2: I'm not calling out anyone. I'm just saying I do
Speaker 2: youthful things. I'm going to see the Marvels tomorrow. That's cool.
Speaker 2: You know I enjoy young films. I go to Disney.
Speaker 2: I do you know? I know that I don't go
Speaker 2: to breweries as much as you, but I have been
Speaker 2: to brewery. Do you think I'm gonna put it to
Speaker 2: you this way, Brodie?
Speaker 3: Do you think that you would look look appear as
Speaker 3: wise jingle Ball every year younger had you not had
Speaker 3: a wife and kids, or at least no kids.
Speaker 2: No, No, you have aged the same way. I don't
Speaker 2: think I have an adorable baby face. I don't know
Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not This is this is really
Speaker 3: dangered territory because I have to remain with this guy
Speaker 3: and this guy, I do a podcast with this partner
Speaker 3: with this guy, Will so I have to.
Speaker 2: I can't get to have him get angry at me.
Speaker 2: Let me transform. I'd like to say that Brody looks
Speaker 2: like shit, but since I can't, I'm just gonna say
Speaker 2: that I can't say how I feel, which is the
Speaker 2: same as saying it. Hey, you know what, I'd like
Speaker 2: to say, you're fat, But you and I are friends,
Speaker 2: so I won't. By the way, that was not meet
Speaker 2: him talking to me. That was me talking to him.
Speaker 2: I won't scare you're like, oh, Scary, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to say your fifth quarter is scary because we do
Speaker 2: a podcast together. I would never say that. Oh yeah, no, dude,
Speaker 2: I let myself go. But I melisten. That's I'm being
Speaker 2: honest about that anyway. But well you do.
Speaker 6: Look, everyone I've spoke, everyone I've spoken to, has said
Speaker 6: they wouldn't trade it for the world, and I fully
Speaker 6: believe that.
Speaker 2: I agree I with you on that.
Speaker 5: So we're not I don't. I don't think Scary is
Speaker 5: conveying it right. He's not.
Speaker 7: He's not.
Speaker 6: I don't think he's making it a bad thing. He's
Speaker 6: just saying there's a clear no, no, no, you mind none.
Speaker 6: Row and three of them have Man, you might be
Speaker 6: able to pick them out.
Speaker 2: No, see his the difference. Will, Uh, you don't have children, right,
Speaker 2: but I have a feeling you are care free about it. Right,
Speaker 2: you don't care what other people do. It's not for
Speaker 2: you at the moment. You know, I currently don't have kids.
Speaker 2: Scary judges people with kids. No, I don't scary, Yes,
Speaker 2: you do well. No, I don't like I feel like
Speaker 2: Will is no judgment. I'm scary is always like, dude,
Speaker 2: I never I don't want to end up like those people.
Speaker 2: Don't want to couch. You can't go out, you can't travel,
Speaker 2: you can't you can't go out to dinner. You gotta
Speaker 2: get a baby's I don't ever sif is hair. I'm
Speaker 2: a selfish bastard. I am selfish bestard.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I'll be the first one to admit that
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not trying to hide anything. I'm showing
Speaker 3: you my hand.
Speaker 5: You know that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get stuck with that at the end of
Speaker 3: my life if I just keep up this attitude.
Speaker 2: Scary is gonna be the lying in bed. No one
Speaker 2: had changed my bed. Pin help me. I do fear
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 6: It's scary to go down a whole other route of
Speaker 6: the lighter version when you point out people to have
Speaker 6: pets at home.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I have.
Speaker 2: Three dogs, so that's another thing, have three dogs. But
Speaker 2: I go out, I walked them before I go out.
Speaker 2: You can leave them alone for twelve thirteen hours. He scary,
Speaker 2: makes too much of everything. Everything's overwhelming us. Here a dog, Oh,
Speaker 2: I can't. I gotta feed it, I gotta, I gotta
Speaker 2: walk it. I gotta. It's like a child, but it
Speaker 2: doesn't talk to you, so I can't.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you. We've we've really we've exhausted this,
Speaker 3: but thank you well your input. Okay, and thank you
Speaker 3: for backing me up here. Now you're gonna see something
Speaker 3: completely different when you go to my Instagram later and
Speaker 3: you're gonna see this video of the Morning Show people
Speaker 3: laughing in my face as I'm trying to get through
Speaker 3: my story.
Speaker 5: Okay, So anyway, all right, I'll check it out.
Speaker 2: I love you, all right, all right, well, boys, podcast
Speaker 2: will be right back. You know, before we went to
Speaker 2: that phone call, we were gonna mention that the second
Speaker 2: break we're doing, which is this one, we're gonna have
Speaker 2: a big announcement. Yeah, the big anount we got so
Speaker 2: caught up and how young you look that See now
Speaker 2: it's going to be judging now, now everyone's going to
Speaker 2: be judging me for the glow, scary, the glow on
Speaker 2: your face. You do realize for the slices that don't
Speaker 2: know I'm two months away from fifty yeah, the last
Speaker 2: episode anyway, Hey, you know what they listen to order
Speaker 2: and I would say play to listen to order jingle,
Speaker 2: shut up and brought those homes. I have not brought
Speaker 2: that one home. We'll get it anyway. Have you brought
Speaker 2: the ideas home? I asked you for the all we
Speaker 2: will all be.
Speaker 3: It'll be loaded at some point. Now, I will say this,
Speaker 3: And Brody and I had a nice conversation we did
Speaker 3: off off air.
Speaker 2: That's a different podcast.
Speaker 3: Not not referencing my old podcast, but uh, we first
Speaker 3: of all, we're both We love the fact that you
Speaker 3: give us feedback. The slices. You guys are hilarious and
Speaker 3: you're making us laugh. I feel like we're like sitting
Speaker 3: on these thrones and they're these court gestures like make
Speaker 3: us let No, it's not like that, but you guys.
Speaker 2: Offer so much humor. We're talking about the talkbacks talking
Speaker 2: about the talkbacks. We don't.
Speaker 3: But the problem is there's so many of them, and
Speaker 3: they're becoming They're more and more you guys, more and
Speaker 3: more of you are participating in the talkback.
Speaker 2: Second right, and again, for some reason you this is
Speaker 2: your first episode. You don't know what a talkback is.
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app has a little microphone while you listen to
Speaker 2: the podcast, you can hit that record a message for us.
Speaker 2: And we've we play a decent amount of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can't play them all. Some of them are poor
Speaker 2: quality and there's just sometimes too many and they're funny,
Speaker 2: and then we listen to them afterwards, we're like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, we was too bad. We couldn't find time
Speaker 2: for all of these. Yes, so we were talking, We're like,
Speaker 2: maybe we should feature them somehow. Yeah, so we have
Speaker 2: to own spotlight, right, why don't we give its own spotlight?
Speaker 2: So rather than playing them at the end of the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys podcast, why don't we release them as their
Speaker 2: own separate thing on this channel. Yes, and this way
Speaker 2: we can play more of them because we are enjoying
Speaker 2: them so much. We are laughing very hard at the commentary,
Speaker 2: and so we are going to be releasing a second
Speaker 2: podcast on this channel of the talkbacks, and uh we
Speaker 2: have a name. We're not I'm not gonna we're not
Speaker 2: gonna announce the name yet, but we're gonna launch it,
Speaker 2: what in a week or two? In a week or
Speaker 2: two and uh so next week we'll give you a
Speaker 2: definitive date, and we'll ask you to send start sending,
Speaker 2: you know, to get more people involved in leaving talkbacks. Yes,
Speaker 2: because they've they've got a life of their own. And
Speaker 2: the feedback we've been getting from people who enjoy the
Speaker 2: talkbacks has been so tremendous that we're going to feature
Speaker 2: them as like a second like a like a sister
Speaker 2: podcast to this one. But we don't have to subscribe
Speaker 2: anywhere else. It'll on this channel'll be on this show.
Speaker 2: They'll they'll be numbered differently. They wanted to fear with
Speaker 2: episode two seven, they'll be like the name of the podcast,
Speaker 2: episode one, episode whatever. Right, But you'll this way, you'll
Speaker 2: get two releases a week from us, and they'll be
Speaker 2: a longer talkback segment. I actually released, I actually release
Speaker 2: I actually released a lot more than two. Yes, that's
Speaker 2: why I said releases of audio. I followed up with
Speaker 2: but I'm just very excited that this little thing that
Speaker 2: we started doing has turned into a big thing, and
Speaker 2: I'm writing jingles for it. I'm very excited about So
Speaker 2: we're happy. We're happy. Now.
Speaker 3: The question, the next question is going to be, well,
Speaker 3: when are we going to order? When are we gonna
Speaker 3: issue a video companion of what we do? No, no
Speaker 3: one's asking that because I'm not doing that. Let's see,
Speaker 3: I know people we're asking because they want to see
Speaker 3: a young you look exactly.
Speaker 5: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: If we did a video podcast, people would ask two questions.
Speaker 2: Why is the stack of paper still on scary desk?
Speaker 2: And why is it so dark in the corner? Why
Speaker 2: is your house so dark? Because I live in the dark.
Speaker 2: I love darkness. I like dim lighting.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the day that I was in Pople,
Speaker 3: the day that I was able to have Alexa and
Speaker 3: Siri control my lights.
Speaker 2: Everybody and lights, it was, it was a good day.
Speaker 2: They get to it dims my lights. So anyway, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, So I have a couple of little things
Speaker 2: I want to throw at you. If you don't mind,
Speaker 2: feel free. I should have saved it. I don't think
Speaker 2: I saved I have to find it, So I'm not
Speaker 2: going to mention the Minnesota TikTok I watched when you
Speaker 2: go to a byob scary that means bring your own bottle, Yes, sir, right,
Speaker 2: you go to those a lot of You know, in
Speaker 2: Jersey where we live, Joisey, there's not as many liquor
Speaker 2: licenses as restaurants. They put a cap on how many
Speaker 2: liquor licenses you can have. So there's a lot of
Speaker 2: byob is in New Jersey. Is that fair to say? Absolutely?
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 2: My wife and I went out to a byob recently
Speaker 2: and we bought a nice We brought two bottles. I
Speaker 2: think we brought two bottles of wine because I prefer
Speaker 2: white and she prefers red. And at this particular time,
Speaker 2: we had half a bottle white laying around and she's like,
Speaker 2: let's bring the half bottle of wine. And I did
Speaker 2: my one my one glass, I milk the whole meal
Speaker 2: and I drive, so you know, I don't I don't uh,
Speaker 2: I don't indulge too much. But had the one the
Speaker 2: one glass, the whole meal. And over at the next table,
Speaker 2: this was a it was a Spanish restaurant. Okay, over
Speaker 2: at the table to our right, which was against the wall.
Speaker 2: The couple it's actually a couple of women at the table,
Speaker 2: and they had an igloo thermal jug like a box,
Speaker 2: like a giant square with a spigot, and they brought
Speaker 2: their own sangria and they were dispensing it out of
Speaker 2: a gator It was a gatorade jug that now that
Speaker 2: I remember the gate it wasn't it was gatorade, right,
Speaker 2: so you know, like the the orange and white ones
Speaker 2: whatever they like that round. They had a spigot of
Speaker 2: their own sangria. Now I know what I thought of that,
Speaker 2: but I'm curious as to what you thought of it.
Speaker 2: We were in a nice upscale Spanish restaurant eating some
Speaker 2: shrimp and garlic sauce. I had some seafood paea. I'm torn.
Speaker 2: I'm torn.
Speaker 3: I'm torn because a part of me it's it's it's
Speaker 3: a b yo and you're supposed to go in and
Speaker 3: you know, get with your bottle and then they, you know,
Speaker 3: a nice bottle to match the dic.
Speaker 2: It's not b yoj for jug no.
Speaker 3: But if it's a Spanish restaurant, what goes better with
Speaker 3: Spanish food than sangria?
Speaker 2: So okay, But they sell virgin sangria. You can bring
Speaker 2: whatever liquor you want to put it. I think, I
Speaker 2: think in this case it's okay. It was like a
Speaker 2: four foot it was like two and a half feet
Speaker 2: high because it's a jug.
Speaker 3: Because they can't they can't drink liquor there they they
Speaker 3: they have to bring their own.
Speaker 2: You can't order in place. So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: You're stuck. So you you got to bring sangria from home.
Speaker 3: And sangria doesn't come in prepackaged bottles, or if if
Speaker 3: it does, I'm sure it's not very good.
Speaker 2: I mean, sangria is known for being homemade. So but
Speaker 2: you I've gone to restaurants where you can bring your
Speaker 2: own liquor and pour it into the sangria. You can
Speaker 2: make it. They just can't do it.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let me reverse the engines on you there,
Speaker 3: David Brody. If I'm in a nice, upscale Italian restaurant
Speaker 3: and it's a b yo, is it tacky or bougie
Speaker 3: or inappropriate for me to bring a giant bottle of
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty dollars class azouol instead of a
Speaker 3: bottle of wine.
Speaker 2: I think it's klass. But yeah, what you mean a tequila? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think it. First of all, you're bringing a fancy,
Speaker 2: sancy bottle of the show. So people would say that
Speaker 2: that's problem, that's showy, that's bougie, that's tacky for you
Speaker 2: because you're Italian, an Italian restaurant, get two foot high
Speaker 2: ornate bottle like a like a it's like a piece
Speaker 2: of China, hand craft, hand painted or whatever. The tequila
Speaker 2: that's like a boogie basted move. Now I want to
Speaker 2: go back and just say, because people may be confused,
Speaker 2: I'm fine with the jugis sangria.
Speaker 10: You are.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a great idea. I'm okay with
Speaker 2: for sure you were gonna boogie it and go like, no,
Speaker 2: you can't know, only because only because you said, what
Speaker 2: if it was Italian? What was Italian restaurant they brought
Speaker 2: liquor and jug? Well, I mean people make their own
Speaker 2: wine at home too, Italian. Yeah, what if they stopped
Speaker 2: their own grapes and they brought it in a in
Speaker 2: a gatorade jug a two foot by one foot round,
Speaker 2: like a substantial on the table, you know, like you
Speaker 2: so badly want me to take make sure I'm not
Speaker 2: going I'm not. I'm with you, I'm on board. We
Speaker 2: can do it. I'm thinking of Spanish. Yeah, because because
Speaker 2: to me, you'd put a Gatorade jug on your table
Speaker 2: at a fancy restaurant, I would try and class up
Speaker 2: the bottle the container that I brought it in. Okay,
Speaker 2: you put like Armani stickers on it. What we do.
Speaker 3: But if I don't, not, if I'm not in the
Speaker 3: mood for wine right and i want homemade sangria because
Speaker 3: I'm going to a great Spanish restaurant, I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to have to find a nice bottle to put it
Speaker 3: in and bring it.
Speaker 2: What if I go to a restaurant and they charge
Speaker 2: four for soda and I decide to bring a giant,
Speaker 2: like a tupperware picture of diet coke? Can I do that?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Because they sell soda there, you should be drinking theirs.
Speaker 2: What if it's a place that doesn't sell soda. What
Speaker 2: if it's a place that says like, oh, they'll bring
Speaker 2: a little bottle of diet coke out like a three
Speaker 2: inch bottle. They don't have the towers and they don't
Speaker 2: have free refills. Can I bring my own mount Spiggot
Speaker 2: Mount Gatorade, Gatorade spigot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, man, Uh yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: think we we we both agree on this one, which
Speaker 3: is all right, very good, which is Rarity marked his
Speaker 3: day on your calendar.
Speaker 2: That uh, these two had we agreed on something. We agreed.
Speaker 2: All right, that's crazy. We're very good. All right, all right,
Speaker 2: very good. I got run another one by you real quick,
Speaker 2: and then I'll let you breathe. My my wife went
Speaker 2: to a wedding of some coworkers, very nice. I didn't
Speaker 2: go to the wedding, but she went, and I said
Speaker 2: I would pick her up, and you know, because she
Speaker 2: was gonna drink and I was going to drive her home.
Speaker 2: And I get there and she says, oh, we're going
Speaker 2: on after party. And so I thought we done. I'm
Speaker 2: picking you up, taking you home. She's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I gotta gotta after party. I said, ay, we'll go
Speaker 2: to the after party. So the after party was at
Speaker 2: was at a Best Western at the hotel bar, which
Speaker 2: it was a nice bar, and I was like thirty
Speaker 2: forty fifty people. Eventually, all you know came to this
Speaker 2: after after thing and I'm talking to this guy and
Speaker 2: he happened to have a beard. I'll get to that
Speaker 2: in a minute. And he orders a corona and he
Speaker 2: and he says to me, hey man, he goes, I
Speaker 2: just got a corona. I've never my life paid this
Speaker 2: much for a corona in a hot in a in
Speaker 2: a best Western bar, in the lobby of the hotel. Hell, like,
Speaker 2: I don't what. So, first of all, how much you
Speaker 2: think he paid for the corona? Eight dollars very close?
Speaker 2: Eleven seventy five. Yeah, eleven seventy five for in a
Speaker 2: hotel in New Jersey. Hasn't been to the big city.
Speaker 2: So I say to him, I said, listen, think about
Speaker 2: it this way. You're not in any Western hotel. You're
Speaker 2: in the best Western hotel. Yeah, so you're paying for
Speaker 2: that best That's why you gotta pay for that. So
Speaker 2: he found out afterwards because he tipped on that, right,
Speaker 2: So he gave the girl like two bucks on top
Speaker 2: of it. The bartender he paid thirteen seventy five. He
Speaker 2: finds out later because another guy tells him, hey man,
Speaker 2: the tip is included in the price. Ah. So he's like,
Speaker 2: he's like, what so he tipped on top of the
Speaker 2: tip included? Now you know what I would have done,
Speaker 2: but I didn't see this coming. He goes back to
Speaker 2: the bar and says to the war the bartender, hey,
Speaker 2: I tipped you on top of the included tip, not
Speaker 2: knowing the tip was included. He was. He was a
Speaker 2: little smashed and and I said, he goes, so you
Speaker 2: can give me back the tip or just counted towards
Speaker 2: the next one because I won't. He was because he's
Speaker 2: already included in the next tip. So I'm out that
Speaker 2: money and we put that towards my next beer and
Speaker 2: she's like, no, it was a tip. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I double tipped you and she's like, yeah, but
Speaker 2: that's included. And then I just assumed you were giving
Speaker 2: me a bigger tip. I can't put that to your
Speaker 2: next guy is tacky. What's done is done. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: don't get out of here. You can't ask for money
Speaker 2: back after you've done made the tip. So so guess what.
Speaker 2: So for the next the next couple of beers that
Speaker 2: he was there, just don't tip on anything. So you
Speaker 2: can't not tip because the tips in the tip, it's
Speaker 2: in the oh right, well, then can't even an hour
Speaker 2: he lost, couldn't even know anyway, So I'm talking to him,
Speaker 2: and again he has a beard. And this other guy
Speaker 2: comes in from the lobby. He was also at the wedding,
Speaker 2: and he goes, WHOA, that's a beard I'm not familiar with.
Speaker 2: He walks over, he goes, beard, dude, the guy had
Speaker 2: a beard. He starts bonding with this guy who was
Speaker 2: also at the wedding over a beard, like you know
Speaker 2: when two people have jeeps, then they give the jeep wave.
Speaker 2: He came over and he's examining the guy's beard, his beard,
Speaker 2: like it's his car. He's like, he's like looking under
Speaker 2: his chin. Yeah. He's like, dude, that's a nice beard.
Speaker 2: What are you putting it? He's like, oh, I put
Speaker 2: this in it. And he's like, you got a nice
Speaker 2: beard too. He's like, how long did it take you
Speaker 2: to grow it? What's setting to you? And so they
Speaker 2: got this beard thing. Have you ever seen this two
Speaker 2: guys bonding over body? Well not, well no, unless it's
Speaker 2: unless they have a similar cut, and it's no. It
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you got a cool beard, you too.
Speaker 2: It was like two women like enjoying each other's outfit, okay,
Speaker 2: and it's like, it's not like you bought the beard.
Speaker 2: You grow it naturally out of your face. I know
Speaker 2: you have to like up keep it. Yeah, So slices,
Speaker 2: do you have a beard and would you get excited
Speaker 2: if another guy in the party had a beard? Leave
Speaker 2: us a talk back? Have you guys have you had
Speaker 2: have you bonded over beard talk? I'd like to know
Speaker 2: did you did your beard bond? I love that? Yeah, Rody,
Speaker 2: you know, speaking of beards and mustaches, it is November,
Speaker 2: and man, niceeg we are we are moving towards you know,
Speaker 2: people people want to actually donate to the cause.
Speaker 3: There's you know, they they November is big with men
Speaker 3: growing facial hair. It's no shame, no shave November. Men
Speaker 3: want to grow.
Speaker 2: Hair, extra facial hair anyway they can.
Speaker 3: Some of them do beards, some of them do mustaches
Speaker 3: and some combination of both. And it's to raise money
Speaker 3: for you know, testicular cancer and men's cancers and things
Speaker 3: and and and it's now become even so much more
Speaker 3: than that, depending on the charity that you're raising for.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of it, and I know it
Speaker 3: kind of became popular like ten fifteen years ago. I
Speaker 3: gotta say I am I am not on board there
Speaker 3: are a couple of people on our morning show that
Speaker 3: are that are doing it, and I feel stupid because
Speaker 3: I'm not participating in it.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I've tried it in the past.
Speaker 2: The problem with me is if I grow, If I
Speaker 2: try and grow facial hair, it comes out patchy, it
Speaker 2: turns out gray. I immediately go, whow you mean?
Speaker 3: You don't look young. I don't look young anymore, and
Speaker 3: it's messy. I think certain people can rock that look.
Speaker 3: Others can't. And unless I have a personal group groomer,
Speaker 3: like a dog it was, I have a personal groomer
Speaker 3: in here every day working on my face, making it,
Speaker 3: shaping it, taming it, putting oil in it, wax, whatever
Speaker 3: the hell you guys do with well you don't you
Speaker 3: do you put like beard softener and actually making it
Speaker 3: look neat.
Speaker 2: Then I then then it's not for me. I need somebody.
Speaker 3: I would need somebody on call twenty four to seven
Speaker 3: to keep because it's and it's a month long. Of course,
Speaker 3: I have another wedding to go to this month. I
Speaker 3: always have things that in the month of November is
Speaker 3: a busy one for me. We would do a lot
Speaker 3: of appearances with the radio station. I gotta be out
Speaker 3: in public. First impression is usually the lasting one, right,
Speaker 3: So I'm meeting a lot of people.
Speaker 2: For the first time. Yeah, you don't have an image
Speaker 2: is a celebrity, you know, a young a young celebrity.
Speaker 2: So you know, here's all this talk scary about. You
Speaker 2: look young because you don't have kids, you're not married,
Speaker 2: you're not burdened. But in truth, you look young because
Speaker 2: you didn't grow a beard. Because all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: if you grow a beard, it wouldn't matter if you
Speaker 2: had kids or you were married. You look like an
Speaker 2: old man on the porch with the with the gray beard. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My point is if you can't, I think if you
Speaker 2: cared enough about this charity and raise his money, yes,
Speaker 2: I'd like getting Your problem is you could grow a beard, scary.
Speaker 2: You can't grow a mustache because with just a mustache,
Speaker 2: you look like an eighties porn star, look like a pervert. Oh,
Speaker 2: my mustache comes in really quickly. I mean, I'll have
Speaker 2: a mustache in three days flat, and just like your
Speaker 2: Italian girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Same thing.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you this if I you know, I
Speaker 3: can't go sit in the park on a bench by myself. No,
Speaker 3: not with that what that mustache park bench sitting hanging out? Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: bye by your white van.
Speaker 2: Can't do it. It's just yeah, creepy as hell. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna say. I gotta ask you a question. I
Speaker 2: need your opinion on this because you know my my
Speaker 2: mind always wanders to the worst case scenario. Right, I
Speaker 2: look at an innocent thing and I go sums up
Speaker 2: with that. So where I, uh, there's a UPS store
Speaker 2: in the next town over for me that I when
Speaker 2: I drop off packages, I go to the UPS store. Right, Well,
Speaker 2: there's no there's no parking lot for the UPS store,
Speaker 2: So either you have to park around the corner or
Speaker 2: in like the bank parking lot nearby, or on the
Speaker 2: side of the parking lot. I'm sorry, on the side
Speaker 2: of the UPS store is an abandoned lot. Okay, So
Speaker 2: you can pull in and just leave it there and
Speaker 2: nobody bothers you because it's an abandoned lot. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you go in the UPS store at your box or whatever,
Speaker 2: and you come back. So I pull in last week
Speaker 2: next to the UPS store and there's a guy sitting
Speaker 2: in an suv and his car is facing out. So
Speaker 2: as I pull in his car's parked in this empty lot,
Speaker 2: broad daylight facing out. Yeah, his engine is off, and
Speaker 2: when I pulled in, I got a dirty look from him.
Speaker 2: He's sort of like jiggling in his seat, squirremen and
Speaker 2: then he starts the car and drives off fast. It
Speaker 2: looked like, oh, come on, well.
Speaker 3: Like that time and a college dorm where the guy
Speaker 3: was in the bathroom running went off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked like he was sitting in the empty
Speaker 2: parking lot outside the UPS store. God playing with his
Speaker 2: own package, so to speak, pulling his putt. Yeah, didlting
Speaker 2: the Willie the Monkey stuff in his envelope, hiding the
Speaker 2: salami in his fist. Uh play a tag with Fat
Speaker 2: Tony slinging the yogurt, the purple headed yogurt slinger. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well there's nothing like what else was he doing. He
Speaker 2: was sitting in an empty parking lot. It wasn't like
Speaker 2: he went to the UPS store because his car was
Speaker 2: turned around, his engine was off. He was sitting there.
Speaker 2: He looked up, he saw me and he's like, give
Speaker 2: it dirty look like you ruined my mood. What would
Speaker 2: be such a turn on at the scene that, you know?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Was he looking on watching. Maybe he was watching porn
Speaker 2: on his navigation system, you know, like maybe maybe maybe
Speaker 2: he lives with a house full of people, he's a
Speaker 2: full family, and he can't get it done there, so
Speaker 2: he goes out.
Speaker 5: To do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, there's nothing across the street to look at, like,
Speaker 2: it's not like there's like a like a yoga place,
Speaker 2: like naked women or you know, half dressed women. There
Speaker 2: was nothing he could have been looking at. But there's
Speaker 2: nothing else he could have been doing. Right, No, you know, right,
Speaker 2: you know there's nothing else. No, No, there's no other reason.
Speaker 2: Some people are you know, they're.
Speaker 3: Voyeur or not voys. They are what they're what do
Speaker 3: you call it? An exhibitionist, could be an exhibit. Maybe
Speaker 3: he gets off on being doing it in public like that.
Speaker 2: Well maybe he thought like I need to pull over
Speaker 2: and do this, and there's no place else, there's nobody around.
Speaker 2: He needs an animal. He can't control himself. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, when we were.
Speaker 3: Growing up, think, okay, we'll have a little Brooklyn moment
Speaker 3: for a second. We are the Poker boys young, We
Speaker 3: got the Brooklyn you Yeah, this is remember I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of us lived at home till
Speaker 3: we were twenty five, thirty years old.
Speaker 2: That's what that's like.
Speaker 3: Wherever you live, you live at home. By the way,
Speaker 3: it's the Brooklyn Way. No, meaning like we lived at
Speaker 3: home with your parents as opposed to being out on
Speaker 3: our own. And you know, well I both moved out
Speaker 3: of twenty five. Yeah, So a lot of times you
Speaker 3: didn't have any you didn't have anywhere to go, and
Speaker 3: especially if you were dating somebody, so you would have
Speaker 3: to we would have to like find these spots, and
Speaker 3: we and Brody and I know these spots the side
Speaker 3: of the belt Parkway exit five down in Marine Park
Speaker 3: where or the fort where people would pull over and
Speaker 3: just have some alone time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, girlfriend.
Speaker 3: So back then there was a lot of these car
Speaker 3: parkings going on. I'm sure it's still still happens, where
Speaker 3: you pull over in the dark, in the in the
Speaker 3: you know, in the side of the road, and you're
Speaker 3: just like kind of chilling, hanging out and you're maybe
Speaker 3: letting it hang out and things are going on in
Speaker 3: the car, and the people do that. I don't know
Speaker 3: if they can do that anymore. I remember we were younger,
Speaker 3: that was like a thing, but we were always warned
Speaker 3: watch out for the perms. My friend was hanging out
Speaker 3: with this girl where they fly the kites Bell Parkway,
Speaker 3: complete pitch black darkness and hanging out. He was making
Speaker 3: out with his girlfriend in the car. I don't no
Speaker 3: one else was going on. It might have been, but
Speaker 3: at one point.
Speaker 2: He looks left and he sees a car who had
Speaker 2: pulled in next to him, and there was a guy
Speaker 2: clearly going to town on himself, enjoying and watching my
Speaker 2: buddy and his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: And my buddy freaked the fuck out. Now, I've only
Speaker 3: heard that this exists. You know that this happens, but
Speaker 3: apparently there were people for as many people that were
Speaker 3: out there, like you know, going to town on each other.
Speaker 3: There were people like this dude that are pulling up
Speaker 3: next to them, watching them. So it was a whole world.
Speaker 2: And I don't know. Again, I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: still there, still happens, but people still pull over. Listen.
Speaker 2: I was in that spot, uh, the strip of parking
Speaker 2: spaces off exit five, but where there's tennis courts. Now,
Speaker 2: there were tennis courts used to right right, they were
Speaker 2: just right, And I was in a car with somebody
Speaker 2: and you know email. Yeah, and it was the parkway
Speaker 2: pull out right the parkway. It was you pull out
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, right, you pulled off by Caesar's Bay.
Speaker 2: It was like a rest area. No, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the road that leads from on Bay Parkway when Bay
Speaker 2: Parkway ends at the wall out there. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: actual exit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so over there by the water tennis courts right right,
Speaker 2: a row of parking spaces with no urinals. You would
Speaker 2: leave like ten spots between you and the next car.
Speaker 2: It will privacy. And we were we were I would
Speaker 2: say we were I don't know, twenty or thirty percent
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: There was a little bit of clothing open, but not
Speaker 2: like you know, crazy in his seat. You never got
Speaker 2: you know, nobody know, you know. A voyeur tried to
Speaker 2: like look at you guys or no. Well, a flashlight
Speaker 2: came to the window of the car. Oh, and I
Speaker 2: was like what the fuck like like that. I didn't
Speaker 2: say that, but that was the reaction, you know. And
Speaker 2: it was a police officer and I had to quickly
Speaker 2: fix stuff and open the window. I said, yes, officer
Speaker 2: going to help you, and he he's I just want
Speaker 2: to make sure everything's no drugs going on here. Everybody's
Speaker 2: he's look good for drugs. He goes, this is not
Speaker 2: a place to be involved in adult activities, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, unsou So, I said, no, no, we're
Speaker 2: just listening to music. Just listening to music. He's a right,
Speaker 2: you know, I'll be in the area. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: So we quickly left. Yeah, and I did tell you
Speaker 2: the story about the guy at Chuck E Cheese who died, right,
Speaker 2: I know on this podcast I've talked about this. By
Speaker 2: the garbage area, I used to ride the conveyor belt
Speaker 2: down and at the bottom and throw the garbage in
Speaker 2: the compactor outside of Chuck E Cheese. Was dressed as
Speaker 2: a rat.
Speaker 1: He was not.
Speaker 2: But there was a car parked right by the trash compactor.
Speaker 2: This is like eleven o'clock at night. We were cleaning
Speaker 2: up for the night and there was a guy in
Speaker 2: the car with his head back and we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: a guy fell asleep. Well, it turns out he was dead,
Speaker 2: and so the cops were called and they found him.
Speaker 2: His pants will open, his head was back, and they
Speaker 2: weren't sure if there was a woman in the car
Speaker 2: with him. But he must have died of whatever he
Speaker 2: was doing. Oh god, this took a turn. I've told
Speaker 2: this story before. I'm sure of it. I tried to
Speaker 2: forget it, I block out. So, yeah, we saw a
Speaker 2: dead guy who died with his pants down in the
Speaker 2: car by the trash compactor by Chuck E. Cheese. So
Speaker 2: how about that? How about that? How do we leave
Speaker 2: them on a downer? Hey, here's a downer and now
Speaker 2: let's go to commerci. I don't think anyone's upset about
Speaker 2: a guy who died, you know that many years ago.
Speaker 2: Still it's just said. All right. So last week I
Speaker 2: teased that I was going to talk about what happened
Speaker 2: to me at the hospital, and I didn't right out
Speaker 2: of time. So I want to tell you what happened.
Speaker 2: I went for a typical test. It was nothing out
Speaker 2: of the ordinary. I went for an echo, cardiogram, echo
Speaker 2: and art test. An echo. It's like when you go
Speaker 2: to get like you can see the fetus, you know,
Speaker 2: they put the lotion on the thing, the gel they
Speaker 2: put the basket. Yeah, so I make the appointment at
Speaker 2: this particular hospital and they called me three times. Make
Speaker 2: sure you have your prescription. You have your prescription. I said, yes,
Speaker 2: I do. Great, and they called me again, make sure
Speaker 2: you bring your prescription, which is reminding you. Yep, I
Speaker 2: got it. They sent me an email. Bring I got
Speaker 2: the up, got the prescription, I'm bringing it. Yeah, okay, great.
Speaker 2: So then I get a call from a woman who
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you she's Asian because she had
Speaker 2: an accent and I could really understand her.
Speaker 3: That's okay, but we don't judge on this podcast. We're
Speaker 3: not slowly. We don't judge the slice or not made.
Speaker 3: She could just say it that this Asian woman that
Speaker 3: you don't even need to she called.
Speaker 2: Left a voicemail message, which I later found out she's
Speaker 2: not allowed to do. She wasn't supposed to, but I
Speaker 2: guess she was running ahead of schedule and she called
Speaker 2: me instead of my one fifteen appointment. We have to
Speaker 2: arrive fifteen minutes early. At one o'clock. She goes. She
Speaker 2: called me, goes, you come twelve thirty. So I said, so,
Speaker 2: I'm like, she loved me a voicemail because I was sleeping.
Speaker 2: You're going overboard. You doing impressions. No, I didn't, she
Speaker 2: twelve thirty. I didn't do an impression sounds like you did.
Speaker 2: But okay, no, I didn't. Okay didn't. So I woke
Speaker 2: up and at this point I was like eleven thirty
Speaker 2: because I sleep late and I listened to the message.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not going in early. I made the
Speaker 2: appointment for the time I want to go. Sure the
Speaker 2: message was coming early if you can, so I didn't.
Speaker 2: So I get there and I find the room. The
Speaker 2: hospital has like the word signage of any hospital I've
Speaker 2: ever been to. But I found the room all right.
Speaker 2: It was room one eleven. That's important to the story. Okay,
Speaker 2: what eleven? And by the way, this was this twelve
Speaker 2: thirty or was it before? What time was it? No,
Speaker 2: I got there at one o'clock, fifteen minutes early for
Speaker 2: my appointment, understood, okay. And the woman in the office
Speaker 2: comes out with a clipboard. And prior to the fact
Speaker 2: that she came out to a clipboard, I'm in the
Speaker 2: I'm in the I'm in the chair right by the door.
Speaker 2: There's a chair to my left, which is the corner.
Speaker 2: And now if you and you turn, make a turn
Speaker 2: ninety degrees, yep, up where the wall does because it's
Speaker 2: a corner. There's an empty chair, and then a woman,
Speaker 2: a young woman I don't know, maybe I don't know how.
Speaker 2: She was younger than most of the people in this office.
Speaker 2: And her mother was there. So my mother came over
Speaker 2: and mother was like that my man myself wrote to me,
Speaker 2: and the woman was like, mom, you were rude to her.
Speaker 2: Go sit down. So so the woman comes over with
Speaker 2: the clipboard and she's checking everybody in and she she
Speaker 2: goes to the woman who's a good eight feet away
Speaker 2: from me, four chairs away yep, B one two, three
Speaker 2: chairs away and says, uh, hi, what's your last name?
Speaker 2: And she's I'm not here. I'm not a patient. I'm
Speaker 2: here with my mother. So she looks at me and
Speaker 2: walks away. I said, excuse me, you didn't check me in.
Speaker 2: She says, oh, aren't you with her? I said, I'm
Speaker 2: three seats away from her. No, I'm not with her. Like,
Speaker 2: why wouldn't you ask me if I was with her?
Speaker 2: So now she's like at this point, she's a good
Speaker 2: eight feet away from me, ten feet away because she
Speaker 2: started walking away, and I was like, excuse me, you
Speaker 2: didn't check me in. She just what's your name? Now
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to ask people's names. As hippo laws,
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to like announce people's names in public
Speaker 2: when you're in a medical facility.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but people sign in on these clipboards all the
Speaker 3: time and then everyone could see each other's name anyway.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you're not supposed to. So so the woman says,
Speaker 2: what's your name? So I said, quietly, David Brody, because
Speaker 2: number one, I like to keep my my my life private,
Speaker 2: and number two, I'm I'm up. I'm five percent well known.
Speaker 2: I don't want people who might be like, oh, I
Speaker 2: love you, like the guy when I got to collon
Speaker 2: Ossipy and he's like, hey, man, I'm a big fan
Speaker 2: of the podcast. I'm about to stick a camera up
Speaker 2: your ass. I don't like people knowing like whatever. So
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, David Brodie yes loudly, and she was
Speaker 2: I've been calling you for twenty five minutes. You didn't answer,
Speaker 2: So I said, that's because my appointments in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Why would I have been here twenty five minutes ago. Oh,
Speaker 2: I thought you were coming in at twelve thirty. So
Speaker 2: the woman must have told the woman at the reception
Speaker 2: desk I called him to come in early so apparently
Speaker 2: for the past half hours she's been there going David Brody,
Speaker 2: David Brody broadcasting your name to the oh broadcasting David
Speaker 2: Brody formerly if Ilvestrand in the morning show. Practically, Okay,
Speaker 2: so that's all straightened a way. So she says to me, well,
Speaker 2: you now, keep in mind, I got the three emails
Speaker 2: and three phone calls, and all of the time I
Speaker 2: got the emails, there was a link that said you
Speaker 2: can save time and pre register at the hospital. So
Speaker 2: I went online and I pre registered, meaning I put
Speaker 2: in my name, my medical information, I answer questions about allergies.
Speaker 2: I do this whole thing right preregistered, so when I
Speaker 2: get there, I don't have to do it. So it's
Speaker 2: says to me, you need to go down the hall
Speaker 2: and pre register. I said, I already registered online. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you need to pre register. So I said, but
Speaker 2: I registered online previous to coming here to avoid this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you need to pre register. I said, but why
Speaker 2: did I post register before the pre register? Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: already done that. Well, our systems aren't connected, and I
Speaker 2: need you to put on the hall. I need you
Speaker 2: to go to one oh six. That's scary. I'm in
Speaker 2: one eleven. Yeah. I look across the hall and the
Speaker 2: door says one O five. Now, if you look at
Speaker 2: one O five, where's one O six going to be
Speaker 2: right next to one five? That's correct? So I go
Speaker 2: to the left of one oh five. This, no, it
Speaker 2: says one O seven. I go to the right of
Speaker 2: one O five. It says one O three. There's no
Speaker 2: one oh six. So I walk down the hall because
Speaker 2: they have a help desk, and I go, excuse me,
Speaker 2: I have to go to room one o six. Where's
Speaker 2: room one o six? She says, the other wing of
Speaker 2: the hospital. What the way they've designed this scary? The
Speaker 2: odds are one way right, but there's no signs to
Speaker 2: tell you that. So it's odds on one wing and
Speaker 2: then the eatings on the other right. Wow, how does
Speaker 2: that help anybody? Okay, it only helps you if you
Speaker 2: know that. So I said, where's the sign that says it.
Speaker 2: You're in the main lobby. Were you wearing a paper
Speaker 2: robe at this point? No? I was not. No, I
Speaker 2: would not walk down the hole. My ask thing now,
Speaker 2: So I go to so I got to one O
Speaker 2: six and it says mammograms, right, mammograms, and uh, so
Speaker 2: I go, I'm not getting a mammogram. So I walk
Speaker 2: in and it's all old ladies. It's all old ladies.
Speaker 2: So I go to the counter and I wait online,
Speaker 2: and I'm behind phyllis phyllis with one L. Okay, She goes,
Speaker 2: can I help you? Yes, I'm phyllis with one L. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there was a woman helps her, and she asked
Speaker 2: a million questions and they give her a clipboard, tell
Speaker 2: us sit down. She turns, takes two steps to the
Speaker 2: right and comes I'm next in line, goes back and
Speaker 2: just again, I'm sorry to bother you. Fill us again
Speaker 2: with one L. I have a question about this form.
Speaker 2: So now she just said, okay. Well what I found
Speaker 2: out was that that day I was there, the entire
Speaker 2: hospital is launching a new computer system called EPIC, and
Speaker 2: there's people invests that say EPIC. Let me guess it
Speaker 2: was an Epic fail. Epic fail. Oh, I said that.
Speaker 2: So I get to the counter and the lady behind
Speaker 2: the counter says, listen, we have to register and enter
Speaker 2: you in everything again because we're on this new system EPIC,
Speaker 2: and it's it's it's it's not nobody knows what they're doing.
Speaker 2: And I'm very sorry. We have all new PaperWorks.
Speaker 3: It's not ready, it's not ready to be released yet,
Speaker 3: but we're just trying it here today.
Speaker 2: There's a guy with a beard name I think his
Speaker 2: name is Chris, and Chris is running to every single
Speaker 2: person with a at every counter, helping them like which
Speaker 2: button to push? Is it the red button to enter?
Speaker 2: How do I put? Nobody knows anything.
Speaker 3: Don't bother trying to perfect it in the background before
Speaker 3: you roll it out to the public, right, never lie,
Speaker 3: Let's have live testing, right in real time.
Speaker 2: So the woman says to me, all right, let's go
Speaker 2: over some information. So I start telling her my name
Speaker 2: and then I hear, now you know, it's not COVID,
Speaker 2: so there's not like, you know, the six foot things
Speaker 2: on the floor that say stay six feet apart. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those are still on the floor. But the pandemic's over
Speaker 2: for the most part, right, So no, the phyllis comes
Speaker 2: back next to me, and she's standing next to me
Speaker 2: where if I twitch my elbow I'll touch her. And
Speaker 2: she's like, excuse me phyllis again and I turn I
Speaker 2: go yeah, with one l Yeah, how did you know?
Speaker 2: I go beside, I just know, and she goes. She
Speaker 2: starts talking to the woman, and the woman says, excuse me, Phyllis,
Speaker 2: I'm helping this gentleman. Yeah, but I just have a LUs.
Speaker 2: She goes, Phyllis, you need to get back online. And
Speaker 2: so she goes, I'll just wait here, and I was
Speaker 2: just no, you can't wait here. He's dropping in your conversation.
Speaker 2: She's like breathing on me. So so Phyllis has to
Speaker 2: get back online. So I'm like, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: fuck Phillips. So the woman says, all right, go have
Speaker 2: a seat, and they'll call your name and you'll go
Speaker 2: to the windows. The windows are all numbered like one
Speaker 2: through eight. There's a person at each window, and they'll
Speaker 2: help you and they'll preregister you. I said, all right,
Speaker 2: I said, I'm already registered. But okay, So I go
Speaker 2: and sit down and the woman, the woman calls out
Speaker 2: the next name. She goes, uh, Jackie, Scary. Three women
Speaker 2: get up. Now they're all in their sixties and seventies,
Speaker 2: so they're all like, you know, picking up all their bags.
Speaker 2: They're shopping bags, their purses. None of them travel light
Speaker 2: at that age. And they all get up and they're old,
Speaker 2: so they're like take a while to get up. So
Speaker 2: the three of them start walking and then they go
Speaker 2: she goes Jackie. They all go yeah, she goes, oh Jackie,
Speaker 2: let's just let's just say Smith Jackie. Conversation. Yeah, Jackie.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: So then two of them go sit down. They're like
Speaker 2: fucking what the fuck? They like, they're pissed off. They
Speaker 2: hading it off. This is this is awful. This is
Speaker 2: a nightmare. No, this isn't the nightmare part. So this
Speaker 2: old lady says to Chris with the beard, this is
Speaker 2: absolute bullshit. Every time I come here, you have a
Speaker 2: new system. You never know what you're doing. And so
Speaker 2: Chris says, man, I've been working at the hospital twenty
Speaker 2: one years. This is our first new system in twenty
Speaker 2: five years. Well, it seems like a new system every day.
Speaker 2: You people are incompetent. Wow. I'm like okay. So I'm
Speaker 2: in this mammogram waiting room with all these angry older women.
Speaker 2: So they call me up to the to the window.
Speaker 2: I go to window seven and the woman says, I'm
Speaker 2: a seat. Okay. He says, what's your now? He says,
Speaker 2: give me your driver's license for I D and your
Speaker 2: medical card. So I give it to her. She's what's
Speaker 2: your first name? I said, it's right there on the card.
Speaker 2: It's David. So she takes her pointer finger and she goes, d.
Speaker 1: A.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, she's typing with one finger. How to use EPIC. No,
Speaker 2: she's not a type. She's not a type. She takes
Speaker 2: my information, my name, and then she goes, I have
Speaker 2: to enter your medical information. Hold on. Oh no, she
Speaker 2: goes epic alert. And then someone comes up with a
Speaker 2: vest that means I need help with EPIC. Now they're
Speaker 2: helping her. The guy in the red vest is helping her,
Speaker 2: and Chris comes over to help her to end to
Speaker 2: this information so scary. So at this point it's forty
Speaker 2: five minutes that I'm in pre registration. It's also forty
Speaker 2: five minutes on this rant.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Don't apologize, so I won't try to
Speaker 3: wait for the bad part. So far, this is all
Speaker 3: a typical day in the life of David Brody. Yes,
Speaker 3: I walk out. I finally get done. I walk out
Speaker 3: of the mammogram office and I hear behind me, oh.
Speaker 2: Dear, what are you having? Harsunzo. So it's a little
Speaker 2: Asian woman with a mask on and I noticed later
Speaker 2: on in the story she's wearing two masks. She's wearing
Speaker 2: a mask over a mask, and she's a small woman
Speaker 2: who already is like soft spoken, and she's asking me
Speaker 2: if I'm here for a procedure, is what I figured
Speaker 2: out she was saying. I said, no, I'm not having
Speaker 2: a mammogram, but thank you, because I'm standing outside the
Speaker 2: mammogram office. She is, no, no, no, echo cardiogram. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I came for you.
Speaker 11: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a technician. Why did you come down the hall?
Speaker 2: I'm coming there, you told me. The woman said, come
Speaker 2: back when I'm done. I'm coming to get you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: So I said, well, she goes, you're David. Yes, my
Speaker 2: name is Tran What No?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Through two masks and an accent, right, I go,
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. I'm sorry, I cannot. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to keep a straight face. Scary, but I'm thinking podcast,
Speaker 2: she says. So she takes her name, take out from
Speaker 2: her white jacket, and she shows me her name.
Speaker 10: So I go.
Speaker 2: So for the sake of this, it was like schwa something.
Speaker 2: It was like, I don't know, it was whatever. So
Speaker 2: I couldn't understand it. So she says, you're supposed to
Speaker 2: be at twelve thirty. I said no. You asked me
Speaker 2: to come in twelve thirty. I didn't want to, and
Speaker 2: they're making me preregister. I already registered. No problem, no problem,
Speaker 2: no problem. So she walks me down the hall and
Speaker 2: we go into the room, the exam room, and there's
Speaker 2: the machine and the door's open and I'm in the hall.
Speaker 2: So we walked through the waiting room where everybody heard
Speaker 2: that I had to pre register again cause I was
Speaker 2: you know, I don't speak softly. And I walk into
Speaker 2: the room and the door's open as people walking by
Speaker 2: in the hallway, she says, all right, I need you
Speaker 2: to disrolle, but yeah, take your shirt off and then
Speaker 2: you and open your pants. H huh. I go, can I?
Speaker 2: I go, well, I'll just grab a towel. Just no,
Speaker 2: I give you a blanket. You're gonna be cold. I
Speaker 2: don't need a blanket. I'm just gonna get a towel.
Speaker 2: There's a whole stack of towels on the above the counter.
Speaker 2: She just no, no, no, I'll get you. She goes,
Speaker 2: go ahead and disrolle. I go, I would like some privacy.
Speaker 2: So she closes the door, but she's still in the room.
Speaker 2: So I said, I would like, no, no, can you
Speaker 2: step out for a minute. I would like privacy.
Speaker 3: Well, what's the difference, She's going to see you anyway
Speaker 3: in another couple of minutes with your shirt.
Speaker 2: Off, Okay, because I want because she's only going to
Speaker 2: examine the part around my heart, and I want, doesn't matter, scary.
Speaker 2: I wanted privacy. Is this the thing with the jelly?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, I had the same thing done, but continue okay,
Speaker 2: So I said, can I just get a little privacy
Speaker 2: if I have to, you know, open my pants because
Speaker 2: Dad had to do an echo cardiogram first and it
Speaker 2: was a whole thing. So she goes out right and
Speaker 2: I take the towel. I I do what she needs
Speaker 2: me to do. It take my shirt off. I put
Speaker 2: my shirt in the corner on the chair and I
Speaker 2: lay down and I'm like, and my pants are open,
Speaker 2: so they're unbuttoned. Okay, okay. So so she goes like
Speaker 2: this and opens the door. She's knocking. So I go,
Speaker 2: what Now, keep in mind I was still taking my
Speaker 2: shirt off at that point. I skipped that part. I go,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? What I knocked. You knocked as
Speaker 2: you open the door. That's privacy. You knock. I say,
Speaker 2: come in, and then you come in. Oh okay. So
Speaker 2: she goes back out and she's, I go, you can
Speaker 2: come in now. I'm already on the bed, I'm laid down.
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable. I've gotten used to being half dressed. She
Speaker 2: comes in.
Speaker 3: Okay, how are you gonna have an honest echo cardiogram
Speaker 3: after all the stress and chaos that you are correctly
Speaker 3: now your heart's.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be one hundred and fifty beats per minute. Okay.
Speaker 2: So she goes over and she goes let me, let
Speaker 2: me pull up your chart. She goes over to the
Speaker 2: computer and it says uh huh uh oh. Comes back
Speaker 2: over to me and says, I'm very sorry your information
Speaker 2: didn't enter into my system. I gotta go enter it.
Speaker 2: It'll be like fifteen minutes. I'll be right back. I said,
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I registered and preregistered, just I have
Speaker 2: to enter the information. I said. I. Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put my shirt back on and get dressed, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go to the bathroom and get a snack or something.
Speaker 2: He says, all right, I'll give you privacy and she
Speaker 2: walks out closed and as she's closing the door, she
Speaker 2: turns all the lights off in the room and that's
Speaker 2: pitch black. And I'm up on a table, so I say, oh,
Speaker 2: excuse me. I said hello. She comes back in. She
Speaker 2: knocks again, and I go, come in. I go, what
Speaker 2: are you doing? She just why? I go, I'm in
Speaker 2: the dark. I can't see anything. Sheys, oh, don't you
Speaker 2: want to privacy? I go, yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be in a cave. Well, I had to open the door.
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, you open the door, you close the door.
Speaker 2: Then I get up from the table. Oh okay, So
Speaker 2: I go, I get dressed. I go back in the hallway,
Speaker 2: I find the bathroom, I walk and I go get
Speaker 2: a snack. At this point, I'm gone like six minutes.
Speaker 2: I start walking back to the room and there's a
Speaker 2: guy in the epic vest and he's down the hallway
Speaker 2: I don't know, about fifty feet by the entrance to
Speaker 2: this room, and he's waving. He's waving like like like
Speaker 2: he's waving a plane on like what he's going like, wait,
Speaker 2: come this way. But he's not talking, so I don't
Speaker 2: know he's talking. I don't know if he's talking to
Speaker 2: me or not, I don't know. So he's waving like this,
Speaker 2: So I'm like, he can't be talking to me. He
Speaker 2: must be talking to somebody behind me in the hallway
Speaker 2: that's so far away. He's not gonna yell. So I
Speaker 2: walk up and he looks at me, like, why were
Speaker 2: you ignoring me? He walks again through the waiting room
Speaker 2: and he goes to the hallway and I'm I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing. So I stop in
Speaker 2: the in I sit down in the waiting room because
Speaker 2: I was told fifteen minutes and he's doing it again.
Speaker 2: He's like going like waving at me, So I said,
Speaker 2: are you trying to talk to me?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Is he's treating me like I'm an airplane? Do you
Speaker 2: want me to follow you? Do you speak? And at
Speaker 2: that point I realized what if he doesn't? Thankfully he
Speaker 2: does and he okay, yeah, come with me. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Why wouldn't he talk to me?
Speaker 3: So I follow him down the hall What a fucking
Speaker 3: debacle this is, by the way, this is a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this. He brings me to the end
Speaker 2: of the hallway, where the where the little woman is
Speaker 2: in the in this another room at the end of
Speaker 2: the hallway. Yeah, And she goes, where why are you?
Speaker 5: I go, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Where was I? We're looking for you? I go, I
Speaker 2: told you I'll be I'm going to the bathroom, I said.
Speaker 2: She goes, I five one minutes. I have to tend
Speaker 2: to the information. I go, why are you looking for me?
Speaker 2: If the information is on it put in, well, I
Speaker 2: needed you, but now I don't need you now. And
Speaker 2: this guy is helping me because if we have a
Speaker 2: new system today, I go, yeah, epic, it doesn't work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't work. So I go back. Finally, I go
Speaker 2: back into the lob, into the waiting room, and this
Speaker 2: wise guy says to me, what are they making you
Speaker 2: post rudgeter? Now? Like yeah, basically. So finally I go
Speaker 2: back in the room and I lay down on the
Speaker 2: table again. I do the whole disrope thing again, the lights,
Speaker 2: the whole thing. She goes, all right, now, scary. I'm
Speaker 2: on the bed and my right arm is against the
Speaker 2: wall and my left arm is next to her and
Speaker 2: the machine. She says, I've to take your blood pressure.
Speaker 2: I said, great, which on do I'm going to use
Speaker 2: in my whole life? Scary? No ones have asked me
Speaker 2: which arm I want to use. I said, well the
Speaker 2: one one of them is against the wall, and one
Speaker 2: of them is right next to you, So why don't
Speaker 2: we use the one that's next to you? He says,
Speaker 2: oh good. So she takes my blood pressure. Now scary
Speaker 2: when they say to you, uh, one thirty over twenty whatever,
Speaker 2: do you know what that means?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Right, So she says to me one twenty two over
Speaker 2: ninety whatever. So I said, what does that mean? Just
Speaker 2: one twenty over ninety? I go, what does that mean?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: She just your one twenty two? Is your oxolate number
Speaker 2: or whatever? He's psiotic numbers. You're still giving youth science.
Speaker 2: And all you want to know is is this good
Speaker 2: or bad?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 2: So I say, can you tell me if it's good
Speaker 2: or bad? I don't know what that number means. I'm
Speaker 2: not a doctor. I'm not allowed to tell you. But
Speaker 2: then why are you telling me the number? I don't understand?
Speaker 2: I am, I am, I okay. I'm here for a
Speaker 2: hot test. By the way, I wasn't there because my heart.
Speaker 2: I do have a problem with my heart. I'm fine,
Speaker 2: but I was told you should get a regular check up.
Speaker 2: I said, well, because I'm not a doctor, I go,
Speaker 2: all right, how about this, I'll bargain with you. Is
Speaker 2: it a bad number or is it a number that's
Speaker 2: probably okay? Just oh, probably okay. I said, okay, as
Speaker 2: long as I'm not dying, because at this point, Scary,
Speaker 2: my heart's racing and so is mine. By the way,
Speaker 2: we've on this for twenty minutes. Just so you know,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just waiting, waiting. What's going
Speaker 2: on here? She does, She does the test. Scary insist
Speaker 2: to me take a deep breath in. Okay, I go,
Speaker 2: just let it out slowly. I go take a deep
Speaker 2: breath in. Id let it out slowly. She says, hold it.
Speaker 2: So she's like moving the thing around on my chest
Speaker 2: and she's tapping the keys and she's making notes, and
Speaker 2: I said, can I breathe again? No, I don't need
Speaker 2: you to. Hello, what do you mean? No, I don't
Speaker 2: need you to I go listen, lady. If I don't breathe,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die. What do you mean She goes, oh,
Speaker 2: you can breathe. I said, you told me to hold it,
Speaker 2: and then you forgot to tell me to breathe again.
Speaker 2: And then when I asked you, she's, oh, I misunderstood. Scary,
Speaker 2: she almost killed me. She told me not to breathe.
Speaker 2: She said, breathe out and hold it, and then never
Speaker 2: told me to breathe again. Okay, so it.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you need a new doctor, because this sounds
Speaker 3: like a bunch of fucking quacks. Wait, you know how
Speaker 3: long I waited for my I waited five fucking minutes,
Speaker 3: and I was in and out of there.
Speaker 2: What you went a brand new place? I went to
Speaker 2: brand new spot. I have a new system that I
Speaker 2: haven't been to. I had a preregister, all that shit,
Speaker 2: everything in and out the door in twenty minutes. How
Speaker 2: the hell does this become this for you? I don't know.
Speaker 2: So I'm all done. She says, take a towel and
Speaker 2: wipe all the jel off your chest. And she's giving
Speaker 2: me a paper towels to wipe the jel off my chest.
Speaker 2: I know the feeling. So she says, she says, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you privacy now
Speaker 2: to get dressed again. I said, great, and she walks
Speaker 2: out and turns the lights off on me again, and
Speaker 2: I'm sitting in the dark again.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not the biggest deal in the world. Are
Speaker 3: You're not afraid of the dark. I'm starting to side
Speaker 3: with I'm starting to side with them here. I really
Speaker 3: like you, I really do, though I'm signing with no,
Speaker 3: so you aren't impossible, bastard, you really are. Listen to yourself,
Speaker 3: medical room.
Speaker 2: The chair is across the room with my clothing, and
Speaker 2: she turns out it's pitch darkness. She's stupid, stupid. Did
Speaker 2: you do it?
Speaker 3: Did you get this on a discount? Did you pay
Speaker 3: with a coupon for this fucking thing, this experience.
Speaker 2: I went to the supervisor and I said, hey, I
Speaker 2: tell her what happened, because there was the supervisor's offices
Speaker 2: right there, and she said, I said, listen, if this girl,
Speaker 2: this woman is new, I'm sure she does how to
Speaker 2: use the machine, but she has no clue how to
Speaker 2: handle Patience's just to me. She's been here fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Fifteen years, scary bro. She turns the light off of them.
Speaker 2: Don't go back.
Speaker 3: Why do you want to Why do you want to
Speaker 3: stress yourself? Why do you want to get a why
Speaker 3: do you want to get activate trust the results. I'm
Speaker 3: already aggravated.
Speaker 2: I had a pre registered pre register for pre registering,
Speaker 2: I had to deal with Phyllis with one L. Fuck you,
Speaker 2: Phyllis walking up when I'm talking. This epic system can
Speaker 2: go fuck itself and this woman's law. What's your name?
Speaker 2: I tried to kill me, let it all out and
Speaker 2: hold it, and it forgets to tell me to breathe again.
Speaker 2: You take her side? Fuck you too. I went for
Speaker 2: a heart test. I didn't get my results back to
Speaker 2: get me off the charts. They're gonna tell me I
Speaker 2: have a heart rhythm. You know a heart problem. Well
Speaker 2: now you certainly do listen to yourself. You're all out
Speaker 2: of shape, and I want you to know. I'm sorry. Slices.
Speaker 2: If I went on for too long, I apologize, don't
Speaker 2: leave talk back. Said it was too long. I apologize
Speaker 2: in advance. It was too long. I'm sorry, but I
Speaker 2: gotta tell you something. I shortened that story from how long?
Speaker 2: You know how long my fifteen minute exam was the
Speaker 2: time I got there two hours and twenty minutes was?
Speaker 2: She wanted to recreate every moment. Oh, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2: Too scary I apologize. If you want to edit that down,
Speaker 2: you can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: No, no, edits this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. No,
Speaker 3: I say, another podcast where everything's edited. We leave it
Speaker 3: all out there, my friend, I know, Okay.
Speaker 2: No, I'm a little I'm a little stressed. Why because
Speaker 2: I'm reliving it and I can't get free dessert out
Speaker 2: of it. There is no free dessert, not this. We
Speaker 2: give you a free X ray and a couple of
Speaker 2: ACE bandages. What am I going to get? Nothing? So
Speaker 2: should we get into three mammogram? Should we get in
Speaker 2: some talkbacks? What do you want to do here? I
Speaker 2: mean I think we should. We have people leaving comments.
Speaker 3: And by the way, once again, we will be making
Speaker 3: this its own companion podcast on this channel YEP, starting
Speaker 3: in a couple of weeks. Okay, so, but for now
Speaker 3: it's still attached to the mothership, the main podcast. So
Speaker 3: we have people commenting in the talkback section.
Speaker 2: They press the microphone if they're listening on iHeartRadio, and
Speaker 2: I already can see this is going to be something,
Speaker 2: all right. I already could see a lot out of
Speaker 2: these coming. Okay, some people left same in a row.
Speaker 4: Okay, I would definitely buy the bike for ten dollars
Speaker 4: and then resell it.
Speaker 2: Oh you're crazy scary.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was the exercise bike that the guy
Speaker 2: wanted to sell the ten dollars, so that's it would
Speaker 2: go to somebody good, not somebody wanted to buy it
Speaker 2: and resell it. Okay, I'm not that not that devious.
Speaker 2: What can I say? Right, Brody is scary? Scaring Brody?
Speaker 5: Good afternoon, Brooklyn Boys. This is Nemo mentioned that the
Speaker 5: episode seventy five, I got a story about him.
Speaker 9: I was hiding behind a dumpster because I wasn't sure
Speaker 9: if Brody was actually real or a scammer because he
Speaker 9: was selling some nice cups for very cheap.
Speaker 5: But yeah, wear that shirt every Sunday pretty much. Do
Speaker 5: work around the house.
Speaker 9: Wash is great.
Speaker 5: Big cartels dot com.
Speaker 2: It's a Brooklyn Boys dot boys.
Speaker 5: Yep, go ahead, it's.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. That's right, find
Speaker 2: our merchant, I said, Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com.
Speaker 2: Now Nemo, who bought the fancy tea cups for We
Speaker 2: found the way. We found Nemo, who was actually hiding
Speaker 2: behind the dumpster when I got there. Uh, he bought
Speaker 2: something else. From me. He was looking for toys and
Speaker 2: I was selling a certain type of kids toys that
Speaker 2: my kids don't play with anymore, and he bought them.
Speaker 2: He's like, because I was searching for these and you're
Speaker 2: selling them. So I met him again at the same
Speaker 2: parking lot. He had his Pepperoni shirt on, his Pepperoni
Speaker 2: Pizza red hoodie on the Brooklyn Boys, which he admitted
Speaker 2: he wore deliberately because he was going to be there.
Speaker 2: So I said, well, that's very nice of you. You're
Speaker 2: buying all this stuff, all these toys I'm selling, and
Speaker 2: he goes, well, I said, I hope your kids use
Speaker 2: them in good health. He said, actually he I think
Speaker 2: it's with his church or his whatever organization he's part of,
Speaker 2: or his temple, whatever affiliation. He was buying it all
Speaker 2: to donate to orphans. Wow, he goes to companies that
Speaker 2: donate toys and stuff to orphanages. What a nice human.
Speaker 2: So like one of them is at Ronald McDonald house,
Speaker 2: which I support, and a couple of hospital as all
Speaker 2: all the toys go to sick children and orphans. So
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, and I'm not telling this
Speaker 2: story because it has anything to do with me. I said,
Speaker 2: you know what, I feel bad that you paid for
Speaker 2: this stuff. I happened to be putting together a bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff to donate at the moment. Hold On, can
Speaker 2: you wait here, I'll be back in ten minutes. He's
Speaker 2: like sure. So I ran home and I got board
Speaker 2: games that the kids don't play with anymore. Wow, a
Speaker 2: bunch of unopen hot wheel cars that. And I gave
Speaker 2: him two giant hefty bags like black like leaf bags
Speaker 2: like what do they call him? Contractor? Bags full of toys.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just throwing stuff in that my kids don't
Speaker 2: use anymore. It's been in the basement. And I loaded
Speaker 2: up his car and he donated at all. So it's
Speaker 2: not about me. I did it because he inspired me.
Speaker 2: So nemo, bravo to you. He actually bought stuff from
Speaker 2: me on Facebook marketplace just to donate it. Who does that?
Speaker 2: And now that you found out that was the purpose,
Speaker 2: you gave him his money back? Right? No, I couldn't
Speaker 2: lost the stuff. Hold on, I'll tell you why. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you why I didn't because the stuff, the stuff
Speaker 2: I sold was my kids stuff and I give them
Speaker 2: the money. Okay, So I had promised them the money,
Speaker 2: and I know you're saying slices that you could have
Speaker 2: taken more money and given it to the kid. It
Speaker 2: wasn't a lot of money that he spent. That was
Speaker 2: very cool fact that he bought the toys for whatever
Speaker 2: it was. It's a good old fashioned Christmas miracle. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: so Nemo Slice for Life.
Speaker 8: There you go, brody and scary, scary and Brodie hey
Speaker 8: doing this is Fernando from a woodbridge. A question regarding
Speaker 8: to that will Woman system, what about families? Am I
Speaker 8: supposed to separate from my kids and give them behind
Speaker 8: while I go on board or vice versa? You just
Speaker 8: let them go ahead of me and I wait for them.
Speaker 8: I mean, that doesn't make sense. I mean we're a family, right,
Speaker 8: and I did.
Speaker 3: They do make exceptions for families, which is also why
Speaker 3: that new system is convoluted because.
Speaker 2: Windows middle and aisle windows? Was it windows, it's first,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's kids, it's windows middle aisle, right, it
Speaker 2: was Wilma whatever, whatever the system is. Uh, but he's right,
Speaker 2: what would you do? But if you have a family
Speaker 2: and your wife's on the hand, your kids in the middle,
Speaker 2: your families go together. That's fine. I get it. It's
Speaker 2: a up system. They should never go They should never
Speaker 2: have gone back to it.
Speaker 13: Protty, scary, scary Brodie, Hi, big fan here, Brodie, what
Speaker 13: are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Six o'clock is prime trick or treating time? Give the
Speaker 2: kids candy? When do you want them to come? Do
Speaker 2: you have to come at six o'clock? They have to
Speaker 2: come after school? Sorry, stop your dinner for a second
Speaker 2: and give out the candy. It's no big deal, it's
Speaker 2: only once a year. Convenience Curudget being a cromudgeon. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you've got the same exact word. You heard that.
Speaker 2: This is the first time I'm hearing that. But to
Speaker 2: answer that question, we both called you the same thing.
Speaker 2: All right, that's fine, that's I gave the candy. He
Speaker 2: was fine. I was pleasant. The kid didn't say thank you.
Speaker 2: I was the nice one, sp said Curmudge a second
Speaker 2: before she used the same word words that.
Speaker 9: It's a not a lot of worhy guys from central
Speaker 9: Pennsylvania here, U n Berdie. You know me is Ethan
Speaker 9: Robinson seventy six.
Speaker 5: And he was scary, scary and birdie.
Speaker 9: I normally wouldn't have seen myself leaving a talk back,
Speaker 9: but I had to the guy that said two seventy
Speaker 9: three wasn't one of your best ones got to strongly disagree.
Speaker 2: I listened to it twice than from the same day.
Speaker 9: It was thinking funny, Oh wow, guys, keep it up,
Speaker 9: have a good one.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I love it when they go out each
Speaker 2: other moment of redemption.
Speaker 13: There, Jamies here, I want to add to the FU list.
Speaker 13: Fuck the people who think that when they're in line
Speaker 13: at check out at a store and the register opens
Speaker 13: up next to them, that doesn't mean that it's suddenly
Speaker 13: their turn to check out and they can just go
Speaker 13: to that register.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 13: When there's four people in line ahead of them, that's
Speaker 13: right next doesn't mean next person closest to the register.
Speaker 13: It means next person in line, people.
Speaker 2: Next in line of the line. You can't run up
Speaker 2: and go to the next register, correct. I mean you can,
Speaker 2: But you've got.
Speaker 14: The boys always brody and Scary Regarding the ten dollars exercise,
Speaker 14: by yes, you buy the ten dollars bike and resell
Speaker 14: it to make money. You'd be dumb not to. But
Speaker 14: Scary's too busy taking one of his thirty seven vacations
Speaker 14: of the year to have time to do anything like that.
Speaker 14: And besides, he's so bougie he could have a fifty
Speaker 14: dollars bill stuck to his shoe and instead of picking
Speaker 14: it up himself, he'd just leaving for his housekeeper to
Speaker 14: take off. Love you guys, Splice for life.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's awesome. That is why we are making the
Speaker 2: talkbacks their own thing. I love her. That is a
Speaker 2: perfect call.
Speaker 10: I love her, Yes, Brooklyn Boys Michael from Brooklyn episode
Speaker 10: two seventy five. Brody is scary? Hey, so Brody, You're
Speaker 10: right ten bucks? Buy that, shits and flipp it. I
Speaker 10: had a guy buy a weight set from me for
Speaker 10: two fifty. Twenty minutes later he had to post it
Speaker 10: for four fifty on Facebook.
Speaker 2: It is what it is.
Speaker 5: It is what it is.
Speaker 2: There's a whole subculture of these types of people going around, yep.
Speaker 2: That all they do is like buy it and flip it.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, Danny the blind radio guy.
Speaker 15: Look, man, I'm so tired of everybody getting on Scary
Speaker 15: because the reality is, dudes look at young girls all
Speaker 15: the time, and obviously appropriately right. I don't think Scary
Speaker 15: would say it about a thirteen year old girl, but
Speaker 15: the girl Olivia Rodrigo is almost twenty one, and why
Speaker 15: is it creepy when an older dude does it? But
Speaker 15: if an older dude talks about a younger dude, it's okay,
Speaker 15: hel Mis.
Speaker 2: He's insinuating that Elvis always like funds over hot guys
Speaker 2: half his age. Okay, Okay, again, by the way, we're
Speaker 2: talking of all legal people. And by the way, very
Speaker 2: interesting comment coming from a blind man who actually who
Speaker 2: agrees the guy's blind, so he doesn't really have this
Speaker 2: going for him. Right, Staring at brushed me into a
Speaker 2: young But I guess he wouldn't know if she was
Speaker 2: young or not. I don't know. I know he knows,
Speaker 2: he knows what Olivia Rorigo looks like. No, but he
Speaker 2: knows what young skin feels like. I guess I don't skin.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite new rap group.
Speaker 3: Yeah, young skin, young skin. All right, we'll leave it
Speaker 3: right there. But you're right, it is a double standard.
Speaker 3: Blind Dan, blind DJ Dan, it is.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't think that an older man. But
Speaker 2: this has been my This has been my point the
Speaker 2: entire time. Okay, but hold on, in Elvis's defense, when
Speaker 2: Elvis was the age you're at now, scary. Alex was
Speaker 2: not twenty. He's not talking about Alex.
Speaker 3: He's talking about this guy's he season on Instagram, like
Speaker 3: like like shirtless, built guys who are cooking with.
Speaker 2: I don't remember Elvis ever saying look at that twenty
Speaker 2: year old guy. He's so hot and I have a
Speaker 2: thing for him. You said you have a thing for
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo and worse, he comes into the studio on
Speaker 2: occasion you buy next the the blind radio guy.
Speaker 15: I really appreciate when people come from other countries and
Speaker 15: have that same mentality of you need to know the
Speaker 15: language when we go to your country, we need to
Speaker 15: know your language to be able to communicate with you
Speaker 15: and at least do our best. So if you're speaking
Speaker 15: to someone in America who's selling something in America, I
Speaker 15: think it's it's not wrong to say you should definitely
Speaker 15: learn the language, or at least learn enough to get
Speaker 15: what it is you need.
Speaker 2: That's my thoughts on Oh that's the French guy on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I kind of disagree. I disagree with you, Dan,
Speaker 3: but you're still a great guy. Thanks for standing up
Speaker 3: on me on the last hook standing up for me
Speaker 3: on the last.
Speaker 2: Talkback, Brody and Scary Tamara from upstate New York.
Speaker 8: But Impton.
Speaker 14: The second that Brody said that dude was trying to
Speaker 14: sell that fucking bike.
Speaker 2: For ten dollars, I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: wrong with this idiot? So I'm just gonna buy it
Speaker 2: and resell.
Speaker 14: That's what I would do if I live down there,
Speaker 14: I'd be buying that shit and.
Speaker 2: Reselling it for one hundred bucks. Okay, Yeah, this is why.
Speaker 9: Brody's my favorite. I disagree with him on everything.
Speaker 2: I still love you, Scary, I still love you. It's
Speaker 2: just yeah, what the fuck. Yeah, right, Biden, I hope
Speaker 2: you still love Brody as much as that two hour
Speaker 2: rand he just did. All right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Hey guys. Michael from Miamisburg and this is in Referenston
Speaker 1: two seventy five. Brody, we're just talking about electronics growing up,
Speaker 1: and in a very similar situation. I grew up very
Speaker 1: low middle class. We didn't have much money whatsoever. No,
Speaker 1: my dad was obsessed with electronics, so he would buy
Speaker 1: the newest home stereo or TV or whatever, and that
Speaker 1: has bled onto me where I now have the nicest
Speaker 1: continued Michael from Arisburg. Again, so I currently have an
Speaker 1: LG ninety inch in my living room that I love,
Speaker 1: and at seventy five in my bedroom, and TVs in
Speaker 1: every room of the house.
Speaker 5: Basically nice.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure that's where it came from, this love electronics,
Speaker 1: love TVs and always looking for a good deal.
Speaker 2: Brody, you'll love this.
Speaker 1: The seventy five in my bedroom I got on Amazon
Speaker 1: Prime Day for like four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Nice, Hey boys, Mike, he's back again, by the way,
Speaker 2: By the way, for a second before we get so
Speaker 2: it's Michael, right, he still he goes. Michael said, we
Speaker 2: grew up very low middle class. I had nothing to
Speaker 2: do with him. But at what point does really low
Speaker 2: middle class become like whatever's below middle class? Right, Like,
Speaker 2: if you have like a C minus, you can't say,
Speaker 2: like I have a C minus minus minus. At some
Speaker 2: point it's a D. So I'm just curious, like at
Speaker 2: some point, like you're like, I wasn't poor. I was
Speaker 2: middle class minus minus minus minus minus.
Speaker 1: Hey boys, Michael from Miamisburg. And this is the first
Speaker 1: two hundred and seventy five episodes. And this is the
Speaker 1: first time I'm saying Brody's wrong. Well, it takes that
Speaker 1: back to dollars six. I said Brody was wrong, But
Speaker 1: the six o'clock ring of your doorbell or six fifteen
Speaker 1: being upset, At least here in Ohio, trigger treat is
Speaker 1: from six to eight, So that is the exact time
Speaker 1: somebody should ring your doorbell. I don't know what time
Speaker 1: it is in Jersey, but six to eight here not Yeah.
Speaker 2: In Jersey it's it's four to five point fifty and
Speaker 2: then seven to eight Brodie's rules. By the way, hold
Speaker 2: on a second, how is that guy? And by the way,
Speaker 2: I'm a big I remember it comes his fourth of
Speaker 2: four to talk. One more question. If you grew up lower, lower, lower, lower,
Speaker 2: middle class, how are you saying I was wrong about
Speaker 2: wanting to not waste a dollar six? That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: She made a license Michael Fiersberg. I swear I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be one esquiz but now too late. I
Speaker 1: have always been one to think that trigger treating should
Speaker 1: end at like thirteen, once you become a teenager. But
Speaker 1: I really like what Brody just said. Now and once
Speaker 1: you start driving that she'd be the end of trick
Speaker 1: or treating. So I guess around fifteen, So.
Speaker 2: I mean seventeen.
Speaker 1: I agree with that great podcast.
Speaker 12: Guys.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Wait, MI, is he fifteen? Is he driving around? This
Speaker 2: is why the cousgo. You know what in some states?
Speaker 2: I guess it's it's fifteen to drive. Wow, we didn't
Speaker 2: start driving until sixteen for a permit, and then seventeen
Speaker 2: for the license, and.
Speaker 3: Later on when I came around, it was seventeen for
Speaker 3: Then I calm around seventeen for the permit, eighteen to license.
Speaker 2: Are you for real?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I went. They moved when I drive, I drove. If
Speaker 2: you gotta you went to driving school, you could get early.
Speaker 5: I went to driving.
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, see from the Bronx. Two things I'm sending
Speaker 7: a message about.
Speaker 16: First of all, Brody's a petty bitch with the free stuff,
Speaker 16: you guy, it's ridiculous cous with Brody.
Speaker 2: On the other thing, that.
Speaker 15: It's worth one fitty.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm selling that bitch and make the money.
Speaker 5: All right, guys are the best.
Speaker 2: Keep on rocking a petty bitch, chow baby rocking Steve.
Speaker 2: By the way, Rocking Steve, I'm a petty bitch. But
Speaker 2: he would flip that ten dollars bike for one hot beat.
Speaker 16: Steve for the bronx over there, guys, So right now,
Speaker 16: I gonta give rare props to Brody episode two seventy five.
Speaker 16: I think it was that fucking guy said, guys, is
Speaker 16: when people do that. I reached over and fucking joked
Speaker 16: on the depth. Not complicated if you okay you guys,
Speaker 16: not guys. Just get it the fuck right? Hey good
Speaker 16: it don't fuck right? Jow baby to the job over.
Speaker 2: There, all right? Thank you can't argue with that.
Speaker 4: Hey, Brooklyn boys, I don't if you're gonna hear me,
Speaker 4: MJ from NJ. I'm doing my daily Sunday walk. No,
Speaker 4: actually that don't make sense anyway. Thank you for no codes,
Speaker 4: no codes, Facebook Marketplace, thank you. No, I would not
Speaker 4: get the code or give the code or whatever. Fuck
Speaker 4: Facebook Marketplace. Have a great day. Thank you. Keep the
Speaker 4: keep this going. I miss the tractor trailer guy. I
Speaker 4: can't he kills me, that Southern guy. Love you guys.
Speaker 4: Keep it up.
Speaker 2: You know he's waiting. You know he's waiting. MJ from NJ.
Speaker 5: What's Brooklyn boys?
Speaker 2: It's you boys shading you one best Quesz fuck horned
Speaker 2: leg horn Mobster. Just want to give a shout out
Speaker 2: to my boys, Bertie and Scary is always Brodie and Scary.
Speaker 15: Anyway, I miss you guys, and I just wanted to
Speaker 15: say hello and give a shout out to my two
Speaker 15: favorite current I guess bits on the show.
Speaker 2: Stay Classy, talk.
Speaker 5: To you soon.
Speaker 3: He's imitating this guy is imitating the trucker guy that
Speaker 3: wasn't him and as.
Speaker 7: Day brooking boys.
Speaker 2: DJ Milly here.
Speaker 7: So advice for the listeners out there, do not listen
Speaker 7: to the podcast in one point five times speed like
Speaker 7: I did for the Apple podcast. This is because I
Speaker 7: had a couple of things to get done. I wanted
Speaker 7: to listen to your podcast a little faster and catch up,
Speaker 7: and unfortunately, it wasn't able to get through over unless
Speaker 7: I was at that speed. Once my phone reset, it
Speaker 7: went back down to one time speed and almost speed,
Speaker 7: and it was way too slow. I felt like I
Speaker 7: was in the twilight zone.
Speaker 2: Anyways. Yes, that's what happens when you when you go
Speaker 2: too fast. Now, all of a sudden, we sound slow, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know radio stations can we pull the curtain back?
Speaker 2: Not not the radio station we work and of course,
Speaker 2: but some radio stations speed the music up a little
Speaker 2: bit so it sounds more exciting and and fun and more.
Speaker 2: And then when you hear the yea uplifting and plus
Speaker 2: they can fit more songs in an hour because they
Speaker 2: sped the music up two percent, they can play eleven
Speaker 2: songs instead of ten. So then when you hear the
Speaker 2: song for real on Spotify or on another radio station,
Speaker 2: you're like, Wow, this rad station's dragging. Down's dragging. It's terrible.
Speaker 2: It's a big secret in radio. Not anymore. But I
Speaker 2: booking mo boys. I'm a big fanous and say hi,
Speaker 2: hi hi that one bye bye. That one came in
Speaker 2: at three thirty in the morning on November eighth. Nice
Speaker 2: glad he was thinking of us at three thirty in
Speaker 2: the morning. That's awesome. All right, here's this one. Maybe
Speaker 2: some California made.
Speaker 3: There was at midnight commentying on episode two seventy three,
Speaker 3: Casper the friendly con man.
Speaker 14: Hey, verdie and scary. This is Sam from Saint Louis.
Speaker 2: I'm listening to episode two seventy three trying to catch up.
Speaker 14: Uh and my question right now is who the fuck
Speaker 14: is David Kushner.
Speaker 3: Thank you, by the way, thank you to all the
Speaker 3: slices who privately DMed me and said brows on drugs, right,
Speaker 3: Who the fuck is David Kushner.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, you would look younger if
Speaker 2: you listen to his music and did young things like
Speaker 2: listening to David.
Speaker 3: Bad example, David Kushner is not the right example. That
Speaker 3: would have been Harry Styles. Everyone knows Harry Styles is.
Speaker 3: Harry Styles is over thirty. We were talking about twenty
Speaker 3: year old pop stars. Alry Styles is like, please, here's
Speaker 3: a couple that are commenting. It looks at the same
Speaker 3: person on episode two sixteen cover that couch to sixteen.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, how you doing?
Speaker 13: It's me again?
Speaker 11: You know, in my opinion, for whatever it's worth, I
Speaker 11: think that as soon as the old basement starts getting
Speaker 11: a little shaggy, that would be the time to stop
Speaker 11: trigger treating put that may awave, start thinking of other
Speaker 11: things to do during Halloween, like going out and getting
Speaker 11: laid or getting stone with your buddies. Oh, and scary,
Speaker 11: don't forget to please the owner for that thousand dollars
Speaker 11: pre brown turkey that you get every year.
Speaker 2: Pounds are running, but hey, it's making I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: I just had to come on here and say something else,
Speaker 11: you know, I was looking on the old Facebook, and
Speaker 11: I was seeing how somebody was complaining how people do
Speaker 11: these talkbacks and they don't do them right and sometimes
Speaker 11: you can hear machines going and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: They gotta understand that some of us are working while
Speaker 2: we're listening to the podcast. That's what gets us to
Speaker 2: the day. Don't be a hater. Where did everybody at home?
Speaker 2: Mold and where are you getting?
Speaker 12: Backed on? Here?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 2: And you know what Valdez is missing? He's been gone.
Speaker 2: We don't know where he is. Why is he okay?
Speaker 2: Send us a sign what we love you? If anyone
Speaker 2: was joking around it, because you're part of the fabric
Speaker 2: of the show.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, please come back and leave you miss. And then,
Speaker 3: by the way, how was that commenting on two sixteen?
Speaker 3: If he was referencing Halloween? He probably had that one
Speaker 3: plague when he left the talk back? All right, only
Speaker 3: one more left?
Speaker 2: According to him, you stop trick and treating when you
Speaker 2: get a little little growth down there, right, All right, Well,
Speaker 2: here's the last one? Is it one? Valdez? I don't
Speaker 2: think so. We'll see.
Speaker 12: Hell yeah, fucking Brooklyn boys, that's probably the first first
Speaker 12: time ever you guys played a shitloader messages. I applaud
Speaker 12: you guys, though, hell yeah, Quon Valdez, where you at,
Speaker 12: bro you've been ghosting us. We need those seven eight
Speaker 12: part rants or whatever you've been saying. Scary, you've been
Speaker 12: slacking to my boy, so it's always going to be
Speaker 12: grown and scary.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, scary, but much love, much love. Don't take
Speaker 2: it up the booty. It's good advice. What's he talking about?
Speaker 2: It's good. I don't know. Just go with it. Man,
Speaker 2: you slacking lately, I'm slacking. Once you stop slacking lately, scary,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stop slacking and start we can tell. People
Speaker 2: can tell you've been slacking like that guy in the
Speaker 2: parking lot. I'm slacking, yeah, slacking all right. Well, next
Speaker 2: week we officially announced our new spin off, the Spinoff Podcast,
Speaker 2: which will be a lot most of pretty much what
Speaker 2: you just heard, which is by the way, I need
Speaker 2: you guys to DM me at David brod In on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Please if you are a graphics artist or you can
Speaker 2: make a logo or you can you know, we need
Speaker 2: I need something created and I you know, and of
Speaker 2: course we give a shout out to you or your business,
Speaker 2: if you have a graphics business. Yeah, but we have
Speaker 2: no money. So if you're willing to do it because
Speaker 2: you love us. It's a very simple design, but we
Speaker 2: need it, you know, pretty quickly, and it.
Speaker 3: Will live on in infamy. That that is your prize, right,
Speaker 3: is that what I say? It will be the official
Speaker 3: logo of the new podcast.
Speaker 2: The Spinoff. Yeah. Now, keep in mind today is November
Speaker 2: nineteenth as we're recording this. No, it isn't today's November ninth, ninth.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, November night. Sorry, today's November ninth. There is
Speaker 2: a recording this. If you're hearing this podcast like a
Speaker 2: month from now, I don't need the logo anymore, exactly.
Speaker 2: I need it by like November fifteenth, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, DM me at David Broden.
Speaker 3: And happy birthday to our friend boldfree Roanni Day's birthday
Speaker 3: who also obron.
Speaker 2: November ninth, the new fucking Whole Foods down the block
Speaker 2: from me opens up. This is huge. I don't have
Speaker 2: to travel a half hour to Whole Foods now. If
Speaker 2: that's not bougie boogie problem, all right, boogie person, Probably no,
Speaker 2: but I'm excited. I should go over there right now.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's gonna get to pay twelve dollars for
Speaker 2: something that costs for I bet there's a lot of samples,
Speaker 2: a lot of stamps. I'll come over for free samples.
Speaker 2: I'm over yeah. By the way, not really any whole
Speaker 2: foods where I grew up in Brooklyn. No, well, where
Speaker 2: I grew up boys Brookland
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