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Speaker 1: Meet the man who tells the same joke over. Shut

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Speaker 1: the hell up, love that croche sandwich? Wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: uh do you say.

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Speaker 2: Penis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

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Speaker 1: Now, have you ever just been mining your own business?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're at dinner, or at lunch, or in an airport,

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Speaker 1: hear a conversation going on, and it's definitely a private conversation,

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Speaker 1: but you can't help it. It's right there, you're listening in.

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Speaker 1: So this happened to Froggy at the airport the other day, right, Frog, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he heard everything. And rather than getting up and walking

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Speaker 1: it's hard to do that in air at an airport

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Speaker 3: And so he said, and I find a power outlet.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to charge my phone. I was, I wasn't.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't going to give up that power outlet.

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Speaker 1: So he was. He listened to the whole thing. Not

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Speaker 1: only did Frog, you listen to the whole thing. He

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Speaker 1: started tweeting out to the conversation and whether or not

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they weren't arguing when they sat down. When they

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Speaker 3: first sat down, there was no problems. She saw something

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Speaker 3: and the argument started. So I heard it from go

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Speaker 1: So it's the anatomy of an argument. Okay, So we're

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Speaker 1: going down a road here that's very private for these people.

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Speaker 1: At the same time, they were into public space, right

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Speaker 1: and it wasn't anything, you know, so bad that we

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Speaker 1: shouldn't talk about it right now? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: tell the story? Frog?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you were in the airport and you heard a

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So he the gentleman had just gone to dinner

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Speaker 3: were sitting in the airport. On social media, he was

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Speaker 1: Wow, right there in front of him.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, So she's very upset and she wants to

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Speaker 3: know why. He says he didn't say anything for two reasons. One,

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Speaker 3: he said absolutely nothing, happened, and he says that he

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Speaker 4: Oh, this is tough.

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Speaker 1: Should we take this to the court.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a tough one.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it was tough. I think it is tough.

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Speaker 4: Besides, I see why she would get upset. But I

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Speaker 4: he's saying it wasn't a big deal, nothing happened. I

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Speaker 5: And the problem is pictures. Now the social stuff pops up.

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Speaker 4: It looks ten times worse once it pops up and

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Speaker 1: The question is if pictures weren't taken versus if pictures

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Speaker 3: Oh no, right, you're hiding anything, right, that's being dirty.

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Speaker 5: But if you're not hiding anything, why couldn't you just say, hey, listen,

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Speaker 5: just so you know, my ex was there and I

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Speaker 5: Nothing happened, but you know, it's just pain in the.

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Speaker 4: Ass plum, you know what.

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Speaker 1: That is easy to say.

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Speaker 7: Why can't you say that?

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 4: You also know sometimes you're dating people who are like

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Speaker 1: Do we know how long they had been separated?

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Speaker 3: No, that I did not ask. I was not able

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's say you go to dinner with a lot

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Speaker 1: there's no harm done in saying hi to them. You

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Speaker 1: wrong with saying hi. They're a part of your history,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that? Yes, it's in a public way. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: so if I tell my current. It could stir up

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Speaker 7: You know, Well, you got to weigh the pros and cons.

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Speaker 5: If that person was to find out on their own

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Speaker 1: I can't argue with that. I can't argue against that.

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Speaker 3: The worst argument he had was when he said to her, quote,

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Speaker 3: I didn't tell you because I knew you'd react like this.

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Speaker 3: You're exact. This is exactly why I don't tell you things,

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Speaker 7: So you said you felt he was wrong in this situation.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think he's one hundred million, one hundred million percent.

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Speaker 3: Just be honest.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the day, he didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if she, if she would what that we

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Speaker 1: a whole different argument that you did. The only thing

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Speaker 1: ignore it. It's no big deal. We'll move on. I

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Speaker 3: Dishonest.

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Speaker 12: So my opinion, I would definitely feel betrayed only because

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Speaker 12: then there's no trust. Then maybe you are hiding something.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I would have felt betrayed.

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Speaker 12: I would have been like, really, like you couldn't tell me.

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Speaker 14: I would have felt much better.

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Speaker 12: To social media.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I know I say social media snags you every time,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, yeah, I know the social media

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Speaker 1: in and saying the same thing. There's a trust thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I don't know, but he'll tell.

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Speaker 1: Uh Yeah, I mean, you know, it depends on the situation. Look,

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Speaker 1: I moved on. If I don't tell it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: then it doesn't bring up any weird feelings. But if

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Speaker 1: I do tell it, could you know? It all depends

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Speaker 1: So I don't mind telling him. But we don't know

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Speaker 1: bringing it back for three days and bringing it up again.

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Speaker 1: I don't We don't know what their history is. So

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Speaker 1: The couple, it really is, Hi, Jessica, Yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 1: What do you think?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 15: I think that if if she's in a trusting relationship

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Speaker 15: and I mean if it's an ex but it's an

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Speaker 15: or there's more going on that right, Well.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't upset that if it sounds like she wasn't

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Speaker 5: See, it also runs down to if he if he

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Speaker 5: if he's hiding something that simple, what else is he

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Speaker 5: not telling me that?

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Speaker 1: You how my mind works to Danielle, all right, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you kind of see that, Jessica a little bit.

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Speaker 16: It's like if if you if.

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Speaker 1: You go into social media and you see your boyfriend

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Speaker 4: It ripped me off right right, And he even took.

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Speaker 1: A picture of you. What are you stupid?

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Speaker 1: Don So maybe it's better like if you have if

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Speaker 1: you see something, say something right right, Yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: all right, Jessica, thank.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So then you start asking all these sub questions

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Speaker 1: like Danielle, Hi, Danielle, Hello, and what's your question about this?

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Speaker 17: I want to know why the current girlfriend wasn't at

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Speaker 1: Well, no, he's allowed to go have dinner with friends,

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Speaker 1: right for sure? I mean she doesn't have to go

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Speaker 1: to every single dinner he goes to, doesn't, No, no,

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Speaker 18: But did he know that the ex girlfriend was going

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Speaker 1: She didn't, didn't.

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Speaker 3: It didn't sound that way. It sounded like the ex

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Speaker 3: with what I could hear.

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Speaker 1: See, Danielle, It's not unusual what you're asking. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people like to start asking all the what if

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Speaker 1: the end of time, like like our Danielle does the

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Speaker 1: same thing I do.

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Speaker 7: I like to know what IF's about everything.

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Speaker 1: We start asking questions, we don't have answers to you.

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Speaker 7: Elvis always looks at me and he goes, Danielle, we

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Speaker 7: don't know that. We don't know your answer this.

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Speaker 19: We don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't I know, but it does, it does,

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Speaker 1: But Danielle, it does make the suspicious mind come up

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Speaker 1: with follow up questions total and then then there's nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong with that. Look, we have to walk through life

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Speaker 1: being suspicious of things, otherwise we you know, be dead,

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Speaker 1: you know. So it's okay. Don't hate yourself over it.

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Speaker 1: You're great, Danielle. And next time, next time I needed

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Speaker 1: a private investigator, I'm calling.

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Speaker 21: Hello.

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Speaker 22: Yeah, hello, Elvis in the Morning Show, come on.

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Speaker 1: Wake up, wake History in the morning. Soon, Scary, would

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Speaker 3: I had to if I didn't if I didn't clean

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Speaker 4: Are separate compartments.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying exactly like I never was

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Speaker 14: All, I eat because either I'm hungry or something tastes delicious.

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Speaker 4: Oh my parents used to tell me that kids used

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know it's scary. Here's the thing. Look,

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I think this is why we over reap, because

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Speaker 14: I will just sit here until it's finished.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well we don't do that.

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Speaker 4: Maybe take it down to rat park and feed the natives.

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Speaker 1: No, let's not feed the rest. I think that salad

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Speaker 4: Really, I like how annoyed you were getting because every

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you doing? Did you hear that?

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Speaker 23: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I said, what's that noise you're making? You said,

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Speaker 1: why are you Why are you eating it? He's like,

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Speaker 1: what did I make a noise? Yeah, you're back there

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Speaker 14: The last bit of feta. The last bit of feta

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Speaker 14: It's just greens.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, Scary. Hey, why we're on the topic

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Speaker 1: of food. Look, I don't know what to do with that.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're a grown man. Just figure it out.

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Speaker 1: I got it. I gotta do a show. I'm not

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Speaker 1: You know, this show generates how many hundreds of millions

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Speaker 1: Your salad for thirty minutes? Thank you, Scary. You don't

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Speaker 21: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap Danielle, Yeah, all right, what's your phone tap?

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Speaker 6: All?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 5: So Leah is in college and has a very protective father,

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Speaker 7: So she wants to mess with him a little. So

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Speaker 7: I'm calling from the hotel room that she booked for

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Let's see what happens to Danielle's

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Speaker 6: Hello is how I'm looking for.

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Speaker 8: Leah Nismyram Please she's not here right now?

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Speaker 7: Who's this is Leslie. I'm calling from Hey.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to let her know that she put a

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Speaker 7: I wanted a new credit card number in order to

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Speaker 7: keep the reservation for her.

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Speaker 8: Where are you.

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Speaker 7: The hotel?

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Speaker 8: She's not even old enough to have a reservation. I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we two for two people on Friday night, non smoking,

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Speaker 8: No no, no. First of all, she's not even old

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I'm just letting her know that if she

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Speaker 5: to have to let the room go.

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Speaker 6: So you can.

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Speaker 8: Let the room go. I'm telling you right now. Okay.

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Speaker 5: What the problem is is I already ordered for the

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Speaker 8: Gonna have to do bathtub. It's not happening. Not happening.

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Speaker 8: First of all, she's a minor under my roof, and

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Speaker 8: I am not giving her permission for this. That's number one.

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Speaker 8: Number two. If she shows up and I go down

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Speaker 8: there and I find she's there, I'm bringing the cops in.

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Speaker 8: You're all going to jail. Cancel the reservation.

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Speaker 5: Will you do me a favor and just discuss that

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Speaker 9: Because either way your discussion, cancel it.

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Speaker 7: Okay, but sir, we.

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Speaker 5: Need to speak with her regardless, because I know you don't.

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Speaker 24: I do.

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Speaker 8: I need to speak She's not even legal. Excuse me, sorry,

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Speaker 8: not happening. You try to charge the card, I'm going

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Speaker 8: I'm the one who pays for that card. Goodbye.

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Speaker 7: Did you hear him?

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Speaker 25: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: He's in Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 7: All right, So here's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 5: You know, he's gonna try to call you, and then

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, hello borrow, Yeah, way to miss my call.

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Speaker 23: What's going on?

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Speaker 8: I want to know what's going on for Friday.

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Speaker 23: I'm going to the movies and then i'll be home.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, and where are you going to see this movie?

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Speaker 23: I mean at the movie theater? Where else would I

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Speaker 26: Sure?

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Speaker 9: You're not going to do you watch the movie?

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Speaker 23: I'm in college. Why don't you let me finally grow

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Speaker 8: Cut the boat. You want to be grown up? Okay, fine, okay,

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Speaker 8: your credit card bills.

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Speaker 23: I wish you would just like relax a little bit.

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Speaker 8: I can't relax when I got a little liar living

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Speaker 23: I told you I'm going to the movies. I told

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Speaker 8: Strike one, Where are you gonna be on Friday?

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Speaker 23: Hanging out with friends?

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Speaker 9: Strike two?

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Speaker 8: Tell me the truth? Where are you going to be

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Speaker 8: on Friday the movies?

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Speaker 9: Strike?

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Speaker 8: You're a liar?

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Speaker 23: Where do you think I'm going to be?

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Speaker 24: Oh?

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Speaker 8: I don't know. Maybe it's some hotel with somebody doing something.

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Speaker 23: Fine. I booked a hotel room at a for Josh

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Speaker 23: and I hold on, that is Josh. It's that guy

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Speaker 23: that I've been seeing. I told you about him.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, I don't even know this guy.

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Speaker 27: So are you kidding me?

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Speaker 9: You're using my money to go to a hotel? What

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Speaker 9: the guy?

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Speaker 8: I don't even know? I been a little pig. I

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Speaker 8: cannot believe you. I thought I raised you better than this.

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Speaker 8: What is there?

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Speaker 5: It's Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and

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Speaker 5: your daughter is phone tapping you.

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Speaker 4: Dad?

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Speaker 8: Are you serious?

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Speaker 7: Yep?

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Speaker 28: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Why cannot believe this, Dad, you just need You're really

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Speaker 8: trying to kill me, aren't you. You're really trying to

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Speaker 8: kill me.

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Speaker 29: Aren't you.

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Speaker 7: You didn't really book a hotel.

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Speaker 8: You guys, I can't believe you did this to me.

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Speaker 8: You guys are my heroes.

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Speaker 21: Dan phone time.

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Speaker 30: This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

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Speaker 21: Phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 21: As in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: So I just read this article. I was talking to

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Speaker 1: Gandhi about there's a wildlife center somewhere I'll find it

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Speaker 1: where you buy a salmon and you name it after

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Speaker 1: your ex and they you can watch them feed the

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Speaker 1: salmon to a bear.

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Speaker 7: Wo that's good.

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Speaker 4: I like that. Also not a quick.

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Speaker 1: Death, okay, no, no, no, yes, not a quick death.

448
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,920
Speaker 1: I mean that went's a quick death, but it's a

449
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,760
Speaker 1: it's a slow choo.

450
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:34,159
Speaker 24: Right.

451
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,800
Speaker 5: Why can't I buy the salmon and frit up at

452
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,960
Speaker 5: home and eat it after I name it after my ex?

453
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:39,680
Speaker 21: Could?

454
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:40,240
Speaker 29: Well?

455
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,320
Speaker 1: You could see yourself now, I mean I remember years ago,

456
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,560
Speaker 1: we did this promotion at a club where we had

457
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,840
Speaker 1: a wood chipper on the stage. You could bring you

458
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,520
Speaker 1: can bring a picture of your ex and we would

459
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,159
Speaker 1: throw it to the wood schipper and I think it was.

460
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:53,920
Speaker 4: A webster hole.

461
00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:57,560
Speaker 1: Yeahhred your ex Okay. So then Gandhi said, you know

462
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,399
Speaker 1: what I did once? Tell him what you told me?

463
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,240
Speaker 1: And Daniel I actually asked her to leave my office.

464
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,320
Speaker 1: It was creepy, Okay.

465
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,600
Speaker 4: I asked, has anyone ever burned a photograph of someone

466
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,800
Speaker 4: an X? Yeah?

467
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,200
Speaker 8: An X?

468
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,720
Speaker 4: Have you done it? No?

469
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,280
Speaker 1: No, But now listen to what she said happened.

470
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,840
Speaker 4: It's very satisfying because their face just melts away slowly,

471
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,160
Speaker 4: like before the picture actually burns. So you just see

472
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,040
Speaker 4: a melting of a face and you're like, oh my god,

473
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,040
Speaker 4: this is so witch like.

474
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,960
Speaker 1: I love it, don't Okay, look at what we're doing.

475
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,320
Speaker 1: So the relationship just didn't work.

476
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,080
Speaker 5: Okay, But I understand what she's saying because it's like

477
00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,800
Speaker 5: they start to disintegrate right in front of you. Yes,

478
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,240
Speaker 5: it's not like you want them to die. No, you

479
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,840
Speaker 5: just that you want them to leave your life.

480
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, and that'sycho, I know.

481
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,679
Speaker 1: But she talking about like watching their face bubble.

482
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,760
Speaker 4: See that it was just a melting of the face.

483
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,040
Speaker 4: I'm telling you would do it in a safe environment

484
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,879
Speaker 4: if you can take a photo and just light it

485
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,320
Speaker 4: on fire, and you'll be like, what if somebody cheats on.

486
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,040
Speaker 7: You with your best friend, tell me you don't want

487
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,480
Speaker 7: to do it, No, because.

488
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,199
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell your now and you know me

489
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 1: about it. When it comes to things like this with ex'es, yeah,

490
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,560
Speaker 1: just leave them alone, just ignore them and move on.

491
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,880
Speaker 1: I think burning their pictures actually giving them some sort

492
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,640
Speaker 1: of energy that they don't deserve. What's scary.

493
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,000
Speaker 14: But if you were to name a rat after your

494
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,240
Speaker 14: ex and then feed it to a snake, how about

495
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,600
Speaker 14: that one?

496
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 1: Well, then you got to watch it moving down the

497
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,760
Speaker 1: snake's body. I want to FaceTime.

498
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:27,680
Speaker 4: Usually you want to name your snake the X Yeah, snak.

499
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, froggy.

500
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,480
Speaker 3: Now, if you don't let your ex know they're a jackass,

501
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 3: how are they going to know?

502
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,640
Speaker 7: Like you have to tell them they know they're a jackass.

503
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but sometimes you got to remind them.

504
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,680
Speaker 1: You guys are always talking about like revenge on your ex.

505
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,879
Speaker 1: I really truly think that, you know, I'm gonna go

506
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 1: over there and I'm going to I'm going to put

507
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,840
Speaker 1: oreos all over his car.

508
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so hard to get off, by the way.

509
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,200
Speaker 1: Okay, but why give them the energy when you could

510
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,000
Speaker 1: be just okay, that's about them, make it about me.

511
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,159
Speaker 1: I'm going to move on and just ignore the fact

512
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,160
Speaker 1: they exist because they're an a hole.

513
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,919
Speaker 5: I kind of agree with you, but I kind of

514
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 5: want them to think I'm a crazy bitch too. We

515
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 5: already know that about like honestly, like, oh my gosh,

516
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,640
Speaker 5: like she is Carrie Underwood, Like remember that song from

517
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 5: Carry Onto It Bridge, Yeah, yeah.

518
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 4: Thank you. I saw this sweet where a girl was like,

519
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 4: I'm gonna send my X back all of his stuff

520
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 4: and include some stuff that's not his. So one he

521
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 4: knows that I moved on into he knows that I'm

522
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 4: still a psycho yours again.

523
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 1: I just really think that once you break, it's done.

524
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: There's no reason to go back. There's no reason to

525
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: teach them a lesson.

526
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 7: Yes there is.

527
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 4: Sometimes there's a reason.

528
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 5: There is so much satisfaction in teaching a lesson if

529
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,200
Speaker 5: someone's done you wrong. Look, if it was a regular

530
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 5: breakup and it just didn't work, that's one thing. But

531
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 5: if they were a total douchebag and they did you wrong,

532
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 5: come on the satisfaction not to hurt the person.

533
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 7: But just to get back at them a little bit.

534
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,159
Speaker 4: How come you're so mature, Elvis? Yeah, this is so

535
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 4: not fun with mature people.

536
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: I don't think. Look, you know me, I'm far mature.

537
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: But all I'm saying is I really think that you

538
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: start swimming in this this radiation that you don't need

539
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 1: to swim and it's done.

540
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,719
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm very shallow, and I'm very proud of that.

541
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 1: Then let me open my mind a little more and

542
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: say to each his own right, all right, I get it.

543
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no diving in my pool. It's all shallow. Nothing,

544
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 3: very very shallow pool. It's like angle deep.

545
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: That's it.

546
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 4: I mean, there are companies that are like based on

547
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 4: being fueled by revenge, like the people who send bags

548
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 4: of poop. No one's doing that as like a hey,

549
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 4: I love you. You're doing it because you're ticked off.

550
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 7: That don't do that.

551
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 5: Someone needs poop, Okay, right now, It's okay to be

552
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 5: a bitter old queen sometimes.

553
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,639
Speaker 4: And then yeah, I think sometimes you just have to

554
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 4: lean into it.

555
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 7: Just I'm a bitter straight person sometimes.

556
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: Back to this thing about getting revenge with your ex,

557
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 1: which I really I don't know, Lauren, how are you?

558
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: We're doing well? So he's your ex for a reason, obviously, correct. Yeah,

559
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: what happened? Did he cheat on you?

560
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 8: Oh?

561
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 13: Yes, yes. We were together for a year. We had

562
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 13: moved in together and we had plans to meet up

563
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 13: and he never answered me. So I was like, well,

564
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,640
Speaker 13: I'll just drop by the apartment. And we were living

565
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 13: together at the time, and there was another woman there.

566
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 13: So after they left. He was a cop at the time,

567
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 13: and he had you know, mace around the house. Mace so, yes,

568
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 13: like pepper spray. So I pepper sprayed the shower heads,

569
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 13: the bed sheets, the silverware, eating utensils, door handles, just

570
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 13: burned in places that needed to burn.

571
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean and he was a police officer, right, yes,

572
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 1: Now don't you think couldn't that be illegal? What you did?

573
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 13: I mean there, we lived together, so I had a key.

574
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 13: It's not like I broke in there.

575
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: Why it's mace, because army does it make your skin

576
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 1: bubble up? How does that work?

577
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 13: I've been hit with it hurts, it hurts'll survive.

578
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: Okay, So did you Okay, So I guess you guys

579
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: broke up after that? Oh yes, yes, she broke it

580
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: all right, Now, did you really need to do that?

581
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: To move on or could you have just moved on

582
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: and left it behind you?

583
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 9: Oh?

584
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 13: I could have moved on and left it that way.

585
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 13: But it was so funny, Like my best friend was

586
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 13: actually with me at the time, and she was my

587
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 13: maid of honor at my wedding a couple of years ago,

588
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 13: and she even made the comment, she was like, you

589
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 13: better treat my girl nice.

590
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: If not, she'll.

591
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 7: Can you imagine when.

592
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I don't want that disease? So, Lauren,

593
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: I mean, how did he respond to that with you?

594
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 1: Did he did he get into them?

595
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 13: He never said anything afterwards. He never messaged me or

596
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 13: contacted me or I missed. I don't know. Maybe out

597
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 13: of embarrassment. I don't know.

598
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 7: Well maybe, but I know it works. It doesn't work.

599
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 13: I know it works. I know he said something to

600
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 13: somebody else.

601
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, well thank you Lauren. By the way,

602
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: I just want to say we do not as a

603
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: show advocate you putting me, but thank you for the story. Nonetheless,

604
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: is this cecil cecil, cecil high cecil. I like cecil

605
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 1: because it's cecil is like an old school way of

606
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: saying ceesel. So okay, you got drunk and you're a

607
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: little upset about your ex.

608
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 31: So what Yeah, So basically I was living with my

609
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 31: grandma at the time, going to college and it was

610
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 31: like my first love thing eighteen.

611
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 6: Uh.

612
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 31: We dated for about four years, so I was about

613
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 31: twenty two at the time, and we had our first

614
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 31: huge breakup and I found out that she went to

615
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 31: like a marine another marin's graduation and stayed with them overnight.

616
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 31: So I had I had a couple friends over handle

617
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 31: a cuervo, and first it started just like bashing, you know,

618
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 31: and I said, you know, I saw a picture on

619
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 31: the fridge and I was like, you know what, I'm

620
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 31: ending this and I literally ate a picture.

621
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 7: By the way, Yeah.

622
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 1: Was it weird when you went into the mathroom and

623
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 1: you saw her nose fall into the toilet.

624
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 31: Then that's the thing. I've never seen any part of

625
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 31: that picture.

626
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, you had a little tequila, so

627
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: you ate her picture. And so as you were eating

628
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: her picture, I mean, were you actually thinking, you know what,

629
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: this is good. I actually feel like I'm getting over her.

630
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 29: Yeah.

631
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 31: Yeah, Actually it was pretty satisfying. But it was just

632
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 31: like I didn't tell anybody was coming, like all my

633
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 31: We were just around the kitchen table doing shots and

634
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 31: I just grabbed the picture and like the room went silent,

635
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 31: and all my friends were like, holy crap. I was

636
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 31: just I was just sitting there eating a picture.

637
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful. If you eat your ex's picture,

638
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 1: you won't get hemrhid, you'll get polaroids. Make sure those

639
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: aren't dangling. Thank you. There's a story of hope. Hello Aaron,

640
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: how are you?

641
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 8: Hi?

642
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 4: Am good?

643
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 28: How are you?

644
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: We're doing well. So did you eat your ex's picture

645
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: after drinking cuervo?

646
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 32: I did not.

647
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: What did you do?

648
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 32: Have pictures of me and him in half? And I

649
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 32: went to his house and I placed them on his windshield.

650
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 32: And I did not know that the weather for the

651
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 32: night into the morning calls for rain. So the pictures

652
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 32: got rained on and stuck to his windshields. He woke

653
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 32: up the next morning and could not get them off

654
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 32: of his windshields.

655
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: Chemical reaction.

656
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 32: Set a car watch and get them scraped off.

657
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: Oh sorry about that. Something tells me that if you

658
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: wake up and go out to your car and there's

659
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: a ripped picture of you and your ex on your windshield,

660
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I start thinking there's something wrong here.

661
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 33: Okay.

662
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: So I know you said you had to use chemicals

663
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: and things to get them off.

664
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 17: They like had use a scrape row to get it off.

665
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, now okay, So as wrong as that went,

666
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,479
Speaker 1: it all turned out. Okay. Are you a better person

667
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: in a better place because you did that or would

668
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: have been just as good had you not?

669
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:02,719
Speaker 16: Uh?

670
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Speaker 32: No, it was definitely worth it, only because my stupid

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Speaker 32: mind at the time decided to get back together with

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Speaker 32: him and he ended up cheating on me again with

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Speaker 32: one of my friends and he's now engaged to her.

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Speaker 1: All right, I don't like hearing that.

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Speaker 21: Now.

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Speaker 1: How are you though? Are you good?

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Speaker 13: Yes, I'm good.

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Speaker 32: I'm actually getting married.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're better off.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, and congratulations on your wedding.

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Speaker 32: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Scary your thoughts on revenge.

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Speaker 14: So I'm guessing the takeaway from this entire conversation from

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Speaker 14: listening is revenge is the best form of closure, not for.

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Speaker 7: Everyone, for some of us.

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Speaker 1: I'll I'll say it again and I'll leave it alone.

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I think when you commit revenge whatever you want to

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Speaker 1: say it is, or if you go out of your

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Speaker 1: way to do anything toward an X. You are giving

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Speaker 1: them your energy. They don't deserve it anymore. It's it

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Speaker 1: should at that point, the moment you break up, even

693
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Speaker 1: though it's natural to hurt, it's natural to wonder why, whatever.

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Speaker 1: The best thing you can do for yourself in taking

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Speaker 1: care of yourself is move forward because you deserve it.

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Speaker 4: I agree with you. I think that it's really really

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Speaker 4: tough as far as you should never do the stuff

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Speaker 4: where you actually act towards someone. You don't ever do it.

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Speaker 34: But if you want to burn a picture to watch

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Speaker 34: their face, we agree with you.

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Speaker 1: Little bubbly face.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just a melting of a face. It's fine.

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Speaker 7: It's not as real face.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like you're burning his car, right, Carrie

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Speaker 4: Underwood or taking a back to the headlight.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, don't do that.

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Speaker 21: Elvister ran in the Morning show. Elister ran in the

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Speaker 21: Morning show.

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Speaker 1: So have you ever been on vacation and you find

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Speaker 1: out that the toilet you've been using has been used

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Speaker 1: by a celebrity?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, scary.

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Speaker 14: So I was down in the dr on vacation and

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Speaker 14: we rent at a villa where people like Tiger and

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Speaker 14: post Malone State and I'm sitting there and I'm thinking like,

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Speaker 14: this is awesome, this is awesome, and then I realize,

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Speaker 14: oh my god, I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm like,

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Speaker 14: post Malone use this toilet.

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Speaker 1: I stayed in the room post Malone state unless he

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Speaker 1: brought his own.

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Speaker 14: Seat, But I'm sitting there and now I couldn't get

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Speaker 14: out of my head.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the bed and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: post Malone slept here. What did he do in this bed?

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Speaker 1: So I mind started wandering and going crazy. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: true story, But yeah, I kind of didn't want to

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Speaker 1: know celebrity toilets Well says nineteen, Like nineteen is Alyssa,

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Speaker 1: you actually used the celebrities? Well, hello, you used the

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Speaker 1: celebrities toilet? Which celebrity did?

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Speaker 36: So?

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Speaker 7: I used Rob Zombies' toilet.

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Speaker 1: All right, So where did this happen?

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Speaker 7: That's scary.

742
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Speaker 37: So he's actually married to my cousin's cousin and they

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Speaker 37: were giving away some furniture that my cousin wanted.

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Speaker 15: So I went with her with a U haul to

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Speaker 15: go pick.

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Speaker 18: Stuff up, and we just kind of spent the day there.

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Speaker 38: We had lunch there, and eventually, you know, I had

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Speaker 38: to go bathroom.

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Speaker 37: So that's how I used Rob Zombie toilet.

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Speaker 1: Did you blow it up? You didn't blow it up,

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Speaker 1: did you?

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Speaker 21: No?

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Speaker 37: No, I didn't blow it up.

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Was it clean or were there like dead bodies around?

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Speaker 28: No?

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Speaker 21: It was very clean.

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Speaker 38: His house is so nice.

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Speaker 37: There's so much like funky.

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Speaker 17: Cool like dark art on the walls, and it's a

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Speaker 17: really nice house.

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Speaker 1: But it was very clean. All right. Well, good, Thanks

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Speaker 1: for sharing your celebrity toilet story. Welcome to celebrity toilet stories.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, thanks for listening to us. You go

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Speaker 1: have a good day.

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Speaker 4: Okay you guys, of course, love you too.

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Speaker 1: Now listen to this one. Froggy Online eighteen Christina, Christina

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Speaker 1: tell Froggy where whose toilet you used?

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Speaker 5: Toby Keith?

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Speaker 39: Oh wow, you know the late Toby Keith's very sad

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Speaker 39: for me right now. But I had a friend who

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Speaker 39: found him before he became like a big star, and

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Speaker 39: it was if you guys remember Intrepid. He played on

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Speaker 39: the Intrepid back in like ninety eight or something like that.

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Speaker 39: And we went and I had to use the bathroom

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Speaker 39: after the show, and we were waiting for the meet

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Speaker 39: and greet with him, and the manager was like, oh,

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Speaker 39: come on the bus and I'm like, no, I can't.

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Speaker 39: They're like, yeah, yeah, let's go, and I'm like okay.

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Speaker 39: So I was sitting on his toilet and I was

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Speaker 39: doing like that happy peepee dance because.

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Speaker 4: I was like, my god, toilet, this is so amazing.

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Speaker 7: What am I going to take?

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Speaker 1: I took nothing.

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Speaker 39: But then when I came out, the band was there,

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Speaker 39: so I was having a beer hanging out with them,

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Speaker 39: and like Toby came on the bus and I was

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Speaker 39: I got to meet him, like you know, had a

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Speaker 39: beer with him for maybe a minute, and that was it.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, look at that I got to use this

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Speaker 1: toilet though, Yeah, I see that's pretty cool because you

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Speaker 1: also got to hang out on the bus, which is

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Speaker 1: like that's your honor to be invited to the bus.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Great story and perfect timing. Excellent, Christina,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for listening. We love toilet stories. This

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Speaker 1: is this is how low we go, We go very low.

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Speaker 1: Look at the text messages. I used Ralph Mancio's toilet

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Speaker 1: the Karate Kid. My mom used Gloria Gainer's toilet in

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Speaker 1: her dressing room at the Apollo Theater. Wow, that's cool,

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Speaker 1: that's cool.

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Speaker 5: I used Chris Rock's toilet, remember, and then I stole

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Speaker 5: his toilet paper on Halloween.

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Speaker 7: No, it was not on Halloween.

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Speaker 5: It was I went there for a meeting for something

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Speaker 5: once and I went in and he had the toilet

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Speaker 5: paper and it was gold ours you remember, I ripped

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Speaker 5: up a whole bunch and took.

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Speaker 40: It with me.

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Speaker 4: What did you do with it?

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Speaker 7: I just kept it. I was like, who has gold

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Speaker 7: toilet paper? I thought it was so cool.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I know, but no one else is talking about

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Speaker 1: this on their show right now. I guarantee it. Another

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Speaker 1: called line twenty and let's talk to Nick. Nick did

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Speaker 1: something very unusual that we need to need to know

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Speaker 1: more about. Yes, Nick, what's going on?

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Speaker 29: Hey? Hey, you're doing a guys, good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 1: We're doing Okay, okay, whose toilet did you use?

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Speaker 29: Claire Dans Claire Danes, Yeah, I got I got contracted

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Speaker 29: to install appliances in her apartment, and I went in

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Speaker 29: there and she used the toilet and very well, it

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Speaker 29: was in her Manhattan apartment.

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Speaker 1: Oh see, I wonder it's sort of related to what

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Speaker 1: you're sort of related to what you're saying, Nick, How

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Speaker 1: many plumbers installed new toilets in new homes owned by

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Speaker 1: celebrities and they christen them so they can be the

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Speaker 1: first to use them. We have heard that this is

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Speaker 1: a thing we have.

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Speaker 29: Well that's that's what happened. The plumber had put it

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Speaker 29: in and I needed He said, right, we just put

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Speaker 29: it in and it's the only bathroom here. So I

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Speaker 29: was like, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: There, you go, you gotta do. I love that you've

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Speaker 1: got to do that, all right, Nick, Claire Dame's toilet.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're just listening. All right, Nick, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. I love it. Thanks for thanks for taxing?

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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 1: So who in the room, because I've got a few

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Speaker 1: and they're gonna sound boogie. I'm kind of debating whether

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Speaker 1: I should say.

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Speaker 20: Them or not.

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Speaker 4: Oh, of course you should say.

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Speaker 1: Well, first, Gandhia said she doesn't recall ever using a

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Speaker 1: celebrities toilet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think so. I mean unless these bathrooms

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Speaker 4: around here count where, like a celebrity used our toilet

847
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Speaker 4: and then I used it after. I've never done it.

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Speaker 4: But I would like to know which celebrities blew up

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Speaker 4: our bathroom?

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Speaker 1: Yeah right? Who else did anyone on the show use

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Speaker 1: a celebrity toilet?

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00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm using the Glacis toilet on his plane.

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00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: Okay, that wins the prize.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I was gonna leave an airplane part out, but whatever,

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00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 3: that's awesome it is.

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00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I will tell you that there's a resort

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Speaker 1: we went to and we knew the lady who slept

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Speaker 1: in our bedroom before we checked in was Donna Tella

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Speaker 1: VERSACEI Versace, So I know I used her toilet. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: And in the same resort. Next time we went, we

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Speaker 1: stayed in the same house that jay Z and Beyonce

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Speaker 1: stayed in, and we stayed in the primary suite, So

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming they used the toilet.

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Speaker 7: Beyonce brings her own toilet seats, so.

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Speaker 1: I don't I bet you know what? Okay, yeah, okay,

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00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: but you might have gotten jay Z's. But maybe I know.

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Speaker 1: When we stayed at the Hard Rock in Mexico, we

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Speaker 1: stayed in the Brent Michael Sweet so I guess Brett,

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Speaker 1: I said, on Brent Michael's toilet.

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Speaker 8: Nice.

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00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: We rented the old Frank Sinatra house in Palm Springs,

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Speaker 1: so we know at least he used that bathroom at

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Speaker 1: some point. So I was sitting there one morning going,

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00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, Frank Sinatra used to Papa Squad exactly

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Speaker 1: where I am.

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Speaker 4: And even if it's not the same toilet, your waist

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00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 4: is traveling through the same pipes.

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for sharing. The ultimate optimist. And then

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Speaker 1: I'll say something and this was a little touching for us.

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Speaker 1: We stayed in Bruce Willis's old house, so I know

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Speaker 1: that Bruce had used this bathroom before, and I was

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Speaker 1: I kept wondering what it was like for Bruce and

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Speaker 1: his family to enjoy this incredible place on the on

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Speaker 1: the beach. You were there, Nate, Yeah, yeah, you stayed

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Speaker 1: in the guest bedroom. I bet one of his daughters

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Speaker 1: he was that toilet.

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Speaker 40: How crazy is that? You're like somebody sat right there

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Speaker 40: where I'm sitting. I actually spent a lot of time

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Speaker 40: on the toilet just.

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Speaker 1: For that very reason. Babe Bruce Willis was reading a

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00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: magazine right here exactly. Yes, scary, what's up?

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Speaker 14: We just got a text I used Limp Biscuits tor

894
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 14: bus toilet.

895
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well there you go. I think we've really

896
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: run all the juice out of this one.

897
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 21: Ever wondered what we look like?

898
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 23: Do you think I look in bed?

899
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 8: I do?

900
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 21: Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran

901
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 21: in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

902
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: Okay, pull up your Instagram, all right and go to

903
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: your Discovery page. Then you get that by pushing the

904
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 1: little little magni magnifying glass. Okay, now look down. What

905
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: are the three things that you obsess over as far

906
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 1: as the pages you follow?

907
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is terrible.

908
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 1: Here we go.

909
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 3: Golf, golf, scantily girls not wearing a lot of clothing.

910
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: Okay, scantily clad women and memes meme okay, okay, Gandhi,

911
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: what are your top three animals?

912
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 4: Scenic places outside and food?

913
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, Daniel, what are yours?

914
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 5: Cute puppies, Disney shoppers and celebrities?

915
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 7: Like Kevin Hart.

916
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 3: I have cute puppies on mine, but they have pink noses.

917
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 3: I don't think they have straight. You checked yours?

918
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: Scary? Have you checked yours? What are your top three

919
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: scared kittens?

920
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 14: Women exercising in yoga pants and.

921
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 40: You know you maybe you need to get a kitten straight, Nate,

922
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 40: I actually have a lot of men exercises.

923
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 4: All right.

924
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 3: Now, it's I get worked out, straight work, I get

925
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 3: work out.

926
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 35: Look at that, guys, but right there, when's.

927
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: Last time you worked out like that guy in a while? Okay? Okay,

928
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: so guys who work out? What are your other top two?

929
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: I think that's the top one. Else, So you know,

930
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: you can tell a lot about yourself and your your private,

931
00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: maybe sometimes subconscious obsessions by looking at your discovery page.

932
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 4: What are you?

933
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: Okay? Mine are food by far Schnauzers, tons of different

934
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: Schnauzer pages and hot guys.

935
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 21: Yeah.

936
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: Look here's a thing of spaghetti, and then the next

937
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: one is like this guy right here, look at that.

938
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm upsessed.

939
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 4: Just so you know, there is a whole page I

940
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 4: may or may not follow called hot dudes with dogs.

941
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 4: You can combine the two and have a really good time, see.

942
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: I need I need specifically schnauzers.

943
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 7: You only likes schnauzers.

944
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: And I see a lot of macaroni and cheese, a

945
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: lot of them. And here's a schnauzer taking a bath

946
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: and here's some macaroni and cheese, and who's he? Well,

947
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: look at that, he's off and look they're here. They're

948
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: grilling a flounder. I don't know where that came from.

949
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 4: That looks good.

950
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a hot guy or a

951
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: schnauzer mess food, but it's it's really funny how we

952
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 1: know what we are excited about in life. Mine definitely

953
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: is food in schnauzers and hot guys. But sometimes without

954
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: knowing it, the number of sites or accounts that you

955
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: follow that have like like a weird sub subculture. So yeah,

956
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: because there's like Daniel Yours a shopping at.

957
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 7: Disney Disney Shoppers.

958
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 5: So there's this thing called the Disney Character Warehouse, Magic

959
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 5: Moment Shoppers. And what they do is if you don't

960
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 5: live in Florida and you want something from Disney or

961
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 5: you're interested in like you know, Disney villains like I am,

962
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 5: they do the shopping for you and they find a

963
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 5: lot of deals, and I follow a lot of those sites,

964
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 5: and I just realized I didn't know I followed that

965
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 5: many Yeah.

966
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: You push follow that many times, you just don't realize.

967
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: So learn more about yourself. You can definitely see what

968
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: the obvious ones are, but what are the non obvious ones?

969
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

970
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 1: I love that.

971
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 4: I'm currently watching a dog playing Jenga and he's really good. Yeah, real, careful,

972
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 4: this thing is so cute.

973
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

974
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 5: And I noticed Jason darrulou Kevin Hart popping up a

975
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 5: lot like okay, well Danielle, yeah, so.

976
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: Uh are you? I mean, are you? Are you attracted

977
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: to Kevin Hart? Yeah?

978
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 5: I think he's adorable. I think it's because he's funny.

979
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 5: He's so funny. I just find him, you know, that

980
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 5: makes him attractive to me. But Jason Drula, well, you know,

981
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 5: he's just Jason straighten.

982
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: Have you found something other than guys exercises? Your phone?

983
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: Let me look, hang on, I'm trying to do two

984
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: things having your phone on Instagram? Hang on, who are

985
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: you calling?

986
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 40: I'm trying to call somebody that has the Jonas they're following.

987
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 40: Actually I do follow the Jonas brothers too.

988
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: Why not? But I don't. I don't know if you're

989
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: obsessed because I can't see your Instagram. You know, just

990
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: pulled up Instagram, all right, because let me see what

991
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,479
Speaker 1: he's obsessed over. Uhh, the same hot guy I pulled

992
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: up himself. Oh my god, here's a lot of there's

993
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: bears hugging each other, not guys, but like real bears, dogs,

994
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: a woman with fingernails. We don't need to get into that.

995
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: You follow like really weird. Still need to get into

996
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: that I followed. I do follow a lot of shoe accounts.

997
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: Shoe accounts.

998
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't follow as many shoe accounts as you do.

999
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 7: I don't think.

1000
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: Oh and the writing. Have you ever seen that somebody

1001
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: does calligraphy writing? Oh my god, I'm the lamest person.

1002
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: Look he follows calligraphy. Look so relaxing. He could have

1003
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: written out your wedding invitations. You'd have been cheaper.

1004
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 3: Right now, I'm in trouble at home. Lisa's texting me.

1005
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: She says, I told you you were obsessed with boobs.

1006
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter you are, And it's okay. I'm just looking.

1007
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 3: But look look at this.

1008
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: Calligrapher on Nate's cool.

1009
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 4: It's kind of satisfying to watch.

1010
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: I can watch that all day. That's better than watching

1011
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: someone pompimpo oh.

1012
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 7: That's like glass blowing.

1013
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 5: I could watch glass blowers when we go to like

1014
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 5: the carnivals and stuff like that, or like boardwalks and

1015
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 5: they have the little glass blowers on the side. Sometimes

1016
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 5: I am amazed at how they I mean, it's just crazy.

1017
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 3: To do what they do. When we went to Italy,

1018
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 3: we went to Morano and watched the glass blowing there.

1019
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 3: It was so on. Those guys are unbelievable artists.

1020
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the best. All right, So go see

1021
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: what you're obsessed about, and you might discover that you're

1022
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: obsessed over something that you had no idea of. Learn

1023
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 1: about yourself on Instagram.

1024
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 21: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran. Phone tap, Jarret,

1025
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 21: what's your.

1026
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: Phone tap all about?

1027
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 8: All right?

1028
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 25: Bob wants to phone tap his wife, Rose Murray. Rose

1029
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 25: Murray recently had some dental work done and was complaining

1030
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 25: about her teeth ever since she had the work done.

1031
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 25: So I'm going to start the call from the dentist

1032
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 25: office to let her know why she's having that problem.

1033
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: Excellent, here we go. Garrett's phone too.

1034
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 35: Hello, Hi is Rose Murray there.

1035
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 5: This is her.

1036
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 2: Hi Rose Murray. This is doctor Julian Hardy. I'm calling

1037
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 2: from the dental lab. How are you today?

1038
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 20: Good?

1039
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 2: I am calling because I see through the paperwork and

1040
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,959
Speaker 2: we just finished some test results that you've been having

1041
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 2: problems with your bridge?

1042
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 35: Yeah, doctor, and what gave you the wrong bridge?

1043
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 23: Oh my god?

1044
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 2: We have another client that you know was having the

1045
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 2: same problems. That client actually is a competitive eater and

1046
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 2: now you know he's walking around with you know, your

1047
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 2: bridges in his mouth.

1048
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 27: I mean, and I don't even this guy have his teeth.

1049
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 27: I mean they've already been I mean, were.

1050
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 35: They used or uh well, that's why I'm calling.

1051
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 2: Like I said, he was a competitive eater, so he's

1052
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 2: had those teeth since he was a young lad.

1053
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 27: Okay, the bridges I have, they were used.

1054
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 8: I just died.

1055
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,280
Speaker 12: I just don't understand how you know this happened.

1056
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 27: I mean, I don't know who this person is or

1057
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 27: I mean you know, I mean I don't know.

1058
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just calling to let you know we're gonna

1059
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 2: set something up and take care of this as soon

1060
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: as possible, so we can, you know, give the bridge

1061
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 2: and the teeth back to their rightful owners.

1062
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 29: And that's just so.

1063
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 27: Where so he got mine and I have his?

1064
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 29: Yeah?

1065
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 27: All right, well, thank you very much.

1066
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 35: All right, have a nice day you too, by bye, Bob. Yeah,

1067
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 35: we'll call her. Okay, I'm gonna call her. Yeah, yeah,

1068
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 35: I'm gonna call her from here.

1069
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right?

1070
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 27: Hey, hello, Hey, listen, are you sitting down? You ready

1071
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 27: for this?

1072
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 20: Yeah?

1073
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 6: What?

1074
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 23: Okay?

1075
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 9: I just got a call.

1076
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 27: From a guy at doctor lab. Evidently I have another

1077
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 27: guy's bridges and he has mind.

1078
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 41: You know, ro I told you to get this thing

1079
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 41: taken care of before you were having problems with the

1080
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 41: way it was fitting.

1081
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 27: I have someone else's bridges in my mouth and the

1082
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 27: other guy has mine.

1083
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 41: I mean somebody else's bridge in your mouth. Yeah, you

1084
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 41: got yours freaking.

1085
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 27: Teeth in your yes, you know how the does that happen?

1086
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 41: You got some guy's damn teeth in your mouth. That's

1087
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 41: freaking gross? How gross that is? I mean, you know,

1088
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 41: I've been kissing you for two years and you got

1089
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 41: that guy's teeth in your mouth.

1090
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 27: I want to freaking this is disgusting.

1091
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 41: Okay, she should have got your toothpicks when I told

1092
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:46,959
Speaker 41: you to get a fix.

1093
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 15: Okay, that's real.

1094
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 35: Nice Bob, Hey, Rosemarie. Yes, my name's garthrom Melvisturran in

1095
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 35: the Morning show. And you just got phone tapped by

1096
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 35: your husband.

1097
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 41: Bob, I told you, I did you.

1098
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 33: Oh my god, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

1099
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 30: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 30: all participats.

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00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 21: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

1102
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 21: the Morning Show. On Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: I'll ask you for a friend. Would you care if

1104
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: you dated a guy who had flawless hair It looked

1105
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: real and natural, but it wasn't Would you be okay

1106
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: with that?

1107
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 4: In which respect? Like it it could peel off his

1108
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 4: head by accident.

1109
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: Let's say he never told you you're dating some guy

1110
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: and you don't even think about his hair as not

1111
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: being real because it's so perfect. Would you have an

1112
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: issue with him not telling you absolutely, like out of

1113
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: the shoot. Yeah, like on our first date, I gotta

1114
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: tell you my hair is a piece. This is a

1115
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: squirrel on my head.

1116
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 4: This is a tough one. I don't know. I think

1117
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 4: I think it's partially dishonest. However, women self included use

1118
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 4: fake hare all the time. So and I don't think

1119
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 4: that women run around telling me. I mean I do

1120
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 4: if anyone ever compliments my hair, I'm like, God, that's

1121
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 4: not real. But I don't know it's a double standard.

1122
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 5: I think that guys are so sensitive about their hair

1123
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 5: and it's so important to them, and they get so

1124
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 5: upset when a lot of them lose it, and it's

1125
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 5: you know, I don't think i'd be mad.

1126
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 7: I think i'd be like, I'd understand.

1127
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: Well, so if things got hot and heavy, and you know,

1128
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: I mean.

1129
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 5: If things that hot nevi and it came off in

1130
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 5: my hand exactly.

1131
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: I feel weird about it.

1132
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 4: I take a step back, Yeah.

1133
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: Because you're you're grabbing his head and forcing it here

1134
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: and there, thinking it's a rat or comes off in

1135
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: your hand.

1136
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 4: Right, suddenly there's a raccoon in your Paul, Like.

1137
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: But you know, if the relationship turned into something, yeah,

1138
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: there would be a disclosure.

1139
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 7: I would think you would hold I don't know, just ask.

1140
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 4: As a guy, what do you think as far as

1141
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 4: the honesty or dishonesty about it?

1142
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: Uh, Well, I don't know. I'm just I'm just kind

1143
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 1: of curious, I mean, are you.

1144
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 7: What do you mean asking for a friend whose hair

1145
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 7: fell off your head?

1146
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: Thought you love it? We got so crazy, pulled his

1147
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: hair right off his head. Here's another one. You're out

1148
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: on a date. You find out that it's a convicted

1149
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: murderer you're sitting across from. But it's now out. You know,

1150
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:43,720
Speaker 1: at what point should they tell you?

1151
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 21: No?

1152
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: Hold on? Now, Let's say I was convicted of murder

1153
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: and I got out of jail. I'm out of prison.

1154
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: I served my time.

1155
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 4: But you were convicted. So it was a bad murder.

1156
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: Well, any murder, it's probably pretty bad.

1157
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 3: But it was not a self defense murderer.

1158
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1159
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, let's say it's a self defense. It wouldn't

1160
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: be murder if it self defense went.

1161
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 4: I don't know how this works.

1162
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: Okay. Let's say in self defense, I took a life, okay,

1163
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: and I went to prison and serve time, and I'm

1164
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,479
Speaker 1: out and now I'm out with you on a date.

1165
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 3: No, no, let people know.

1166
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: Really, so I have to wear that badge. I have

1167
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: to wear that badge at all times. I have to

1168
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: have the the scarlet A is it what it is?

1169
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: On the on the on my Yeah.

1170
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 4: I think people should be given the correct facts about

1171
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 4: somebody and then allowed to decide for themselves. Is this

1172
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 4: something I'm into or not. I think that there are

1173
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 4: still people out there who would happily date a convicted

1174
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 4: self defense killer or whatever it is that we're talking

1175
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 4: about who is in prison. I think there are people

1176
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 4: who would do that, But I don't think you should

1177
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 4: hide it from someone and take away their choice.

1178
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 23: No.

1179
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 5: I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest with

1180
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 5: the little bracelet, and I remember it was like date

1181
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 5: one or date two that I asked him, Hey, what's

1182
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 5: going on, Like where are your parents? Like, tell me

1183
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 5: about your parents, And he came right out and they said, well,

1184
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 5: my dad's up for possibly killing my mom, like it

1185
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 5: was a big thing.

1186
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 7: Wow, And but I still dated him.

1187
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 5: Beautiful children, the same guy.

1188
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 1: It's not yeah, Nate, what Okay?

1189
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 40: I think we've all been out of the dating game

1190
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 40: for too long, because do you realize what happens when

1191
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 40: somebody meets somebody else.

1192
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 1: They do a deep dive on that other person.

1193
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 40: They they have friends that have background check information, they

1194
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 40: have logins.

1195
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: They go deep on people before they even sit down

1196
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: for drinks.

1197
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 4: Yes.

1198
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: So I sit down on a date with you and

1199
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: I say, Okay, it's nice meeting you, thanks for inviting

1200
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: me out. But I'm gonna say right now, I did

1201
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: some looking. That hair is not real. You wouldn't even

1202
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: go on the date because you're like, he's that hair

1203
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: is not real.

1204
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 4: I have a question that what does it bother guys

1205
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 4: when women have fake hair? Are you guys? Like, what

1206
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 4: the hell like if it just comes out, it's like

1207
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 4: independently hanging on a hook or something.

1208
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: Okay, then then then closed? Then uh yeah, we got

1209
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: to run here. Scary.

1210
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 14: What's I just want to say, similarly to people who

1211
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 14: are not allowed to be around children, then that's why

1212
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 14: it should be disclosed.

1213
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: Same exact thing. Well, yeah, that's that's different.

1214
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 4: Different, Like you're banned from places.

1215
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying, these people need to wear that badge.

1216
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 3: But that's in the same vein as a murderer.

1217
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 4: No, it's not not. If it's a self defense killer.

1218
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: No, no, if you are a pedophile, I don't want

1219
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: you near my kids, right, I'm sorry, maybe I'm a

1220
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: little sensitive about that.

1221
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 5: I don't and say, hey, I wasn't convicted. It was

1222
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 5: just manslaughter, Like just so you know. It was defense, Like,

1223
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 5: how are you even bringing ye?

1224
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 4: Like you accidentally ran someone over with your car. Okay,

1225
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 4: you're probably not going to do that again. I want

1226
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 4: to but a child molester, I love.

1227
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 3: I can't be with at school. We got to go

1228
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 3: to a different restaurant, right yeah.

1229
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 1: There, scary. Okay.

1230
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 14: I just want to say, if you if you murdered somebody,

1231
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 14: I need to know about that.

1232
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: I have a right to know about that. Whether you do,

1233
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 1: you have.

1234
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 4: A right, I think, but I don't think murderers and

1235
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 4: pedophiles are necessarily in the same case.

1236
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: And I'm talking first date. I'm not talking like would

1237
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: I marry you. I'm saying, on the first date, do

1238
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: you need to know I'm a murderer? Right there?

1239
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 6: I mean, I know.

1240
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,720
Speaker 5: If I should pursue this with you, and I should

1241
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,399
Speaker 5: have the option whether or not I can.

1242
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 7: There are tons of people that would date to morn.

1243
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: Now it's first date. If you stand a question, hold

1244
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: on a second, it's a first date. If you know

1245
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: that there's a pursuit going on, then I can say, Okay,

1246
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: I gotta let you know.

1247
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 7: But that's a pretty big thing.

1248
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 5: It's not a tiny thing like you don't like bacon, Like,

1249
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 5: this is a big thing, you know what I mean?

1250
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: Come on, what's that froggy?

1251
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 3: Well, when do you think it's appropriate to tell somebody that?

1252
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 1: I think if there are feelings, you think this is

1253
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: going to go somewhere, then yeah, absolutely, suppose before we

1254
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: order dinner, I want to let you know I'm a murderer.

1255
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: So what would you like? Nothing that needs a nice

1256
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: any food allergy.

1257
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 5: I just think before we even go out on a date,

1258
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 5: that's something we should discuss.

1259
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 7: That's a big thing.

1260
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: Okay.

1261
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 4: I have friends that do deep dives on people before

1262
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 4: I do, and I'd be really mad if my friend

1263
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 4: Ashley found out that my date was a killer before

1264
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 4: I did. So I think you have to tell people.

1265
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: Hello, Alison, Hi, how are you you guys? I'm so

1266
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: excited to talk to you. Well, I love that you're

1267
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: wrong with this. I'm gonna go ahead read your text.

1268
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: Alison said, my husband is an ex felon, ex addict

1269
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 1: and everything, and I haven't gotten more than lunch attention

1270
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 1: in eighth grade. Not gonna lie. Freak me out hearing

1271
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: the info in the first date, but there are multiple

1272
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: dates after that, there were and now he's your husband.

1273
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 28: Yes, yes, I mean I didn't know this going in, Kim.

1274
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 28: I've been talking to him for a while and we

1275
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 28: went on our first date. He gave me all the

1276
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 28: info right there. He wanted to say it in person,

1277
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 28: tell me his whole history. Funny enough, we want to go.

1278
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 28: He's a joker that day and we all know.

1279
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: So I went home.

1280
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 28: I was very nervous. He even went in for a

1281
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 28: first kiss, and I even avoided it and gave him

1282
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 28: a hug because I was so nervous.

1283
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: So was he was he in for murder?

1284
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 6: No?

1285
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 28: No, no, no, nothing like that. It was, uh, you know,

1286
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 28: like kind of breaking bad situation.

1287
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, go if you found out on that

1288
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 5: date that he was in for murder, would it have

1289
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 5: changed your mind?

1290
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 28: You know?

1291
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 6: Possibly?

1292
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 28: But just the way that we had connected so much,

1293
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 28: and how how amazing of a person he really is,

1294
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 28: and and the person that I got to know, I mean,

1295
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 28: I just fell for him for everything that he.

1296
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 4: Was and not everything.

1297
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: Okay, So it didn't bother that he was in a

1298
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: mobile home in the desert cooking up crack in the kitchen.

1299
00:55:54,520 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 28: You know, I wouldn't say that extreme, but okay, and

1300
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 28: it made him a great person.

1301
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 42: So I really can't say anything about this exactly.

1302
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,479
Speaker 1: That's my point. It's each situation is different. You can't

1303
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: really bad.

1304
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 5: I think it depends on what you're in for, to

1305
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 5: be honest, if you sat there and told me you

1306
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 5: were a murderer, I think it would be different if

1307
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 5: then if you were in for something else.

1308
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: There's les Let me give you a scenario. Then here

1309
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: we go. Let's say someone hurts my kid and I

1310
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: turn around and put a bullet through their head. I'm

1311
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 1: not a murderer. Yeah, would you still date me? For Donna?

1312
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 42: They're all different and people get convicted as predators and

1313
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 42: stuff like that. I mean, it's just one of those

1314
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 42: situations where you have to look at the whole picture

1315
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 42: and really see, you know, was it was it malice

1316
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 42: that they were doing this for or is it a

1317
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 42: different circumstance.

1318
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 3: Exactly If you're a vigilante, then that's different.

1319
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, people get convicted all the time too. That didn't

1320
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 4: necessarily do it. We get a lot of jail mail

1321
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,919
Speaker 4: letters here. Not one of them did what they were convicted.

1322
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. None got Allison, thank you for

1323
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: listening and all the best to you. Okay, you love

1324
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: you more.

1325
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,680
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Speaker 1: Okay, I have something, Yes, what was that?

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Speaker 33: What was it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Dan Dating, first date, horror stories. Gandhi tell that story

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Speaker 1: because it may hit a nerve with a lot of people.

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Speaker 4: I went out on a day with the guy. We

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Speaker 4: went to a park and uh, not too long into

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Speaker 4: the day, he started acting a little goofy. So I

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Speaker 4: was like, what is going on with you? And he said,

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Speaker 4: not gonna lie, I just ate a bunch of acids.

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Speaker 4: So you got about twenty minutes before it gets weird.

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Speaker 1: Did you head out?

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Speaker 28: No?

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Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, I'm a head home.

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Speaker 4: You should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all

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Speaker 4: your acid. I don't know what I'm going to contribute.

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Speaker 1: This is one of those conversations that always comes back

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Speaker 1: on our show. But you read something about a woman

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Speaker 1: and a guy on a date and his dog fill

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Speaker 1: in the river.

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Speaker 4: Yes, she met him on Tinder. She said she liked

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Speaker 4: him because his dog was in his profile picture, so

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Speaker 4: she thought he might be a great guy. They go

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Speaker 4: on a walk, the dog jumps into a river and

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Speaker 4: she had to jump into the river to save the

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Speaker 4: dog while he stood on the banks useless, giving no advice,

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Speaker 4: and then said he was just too terrified and froze.

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Speaker 4: He didn't know what to do, so she said that

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Speaker 4: was the end of our dating. We only went on

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Speaker 4: one and never again.

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Speaker 7: First and last.

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Speaker 1: It only did there first dates. Later. Yeah, I spilled

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Speaker 1: a glass of red wine all over this guy's shirt,

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Speaker 1: a white, crisp, white button down a shirt, and we

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Speaker 1: had to go to a party after that. He had

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Speaker 1: no clothes to change too. I just kind of ruined

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Speaker 1: his night. Never heard from him again. His loss. Yeah, Frogy.

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Speaker 3: This woman I used to work with in South Florida.

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Speaker 3: She worked at a TV station there. She was on

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Speaker 3: a first date with a guy and he got up

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Speaker 3: and went to the bathroom and he was gone for

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Speaker 3: a while, and he came back and he was like

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Speaker 3: kind of like out of breath and whatnot. And she's

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Speaker 3: like everything, okay. He's like, I gotta be honest with you.

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Speaker 3: I had to go to the bathroom and take care

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Speaker 3: of myself because I'm so turned on by you right now.

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Speaker 3: She's like, okay.

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Speaker 1: On that note left, did he really think that was

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Speaker 1: going to make her want him?

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Speaker 3: He must have thought that somehow this is going to

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Speaker 3: make things go better.

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Speaker 1: All right, top all of those pile on this text.

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Speaker 1: I vomited spaghetti all over my date's bed after drinking

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Speaker 1: a bottle of sambuca on our first date. Okay, first

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Speaker 1: of all, if you can drink a bottle of sambuca

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Speaker 1: in one night, you need to vomit up spaghetti. You

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Speaker 1: don't want to keep that, Oh my god, sick. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: a lot of calls coming in. Let's go to twelve

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Speaker 1: line twelve is Kristin. Hey, Kristin, Hi, there, May I

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Speaker 1: tell you it's an honor to have you on. Thank

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Speaker 1: god you're listening. We appreciate it very much.

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Speaker 43: Thank you.

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Speaker 44: Likewise, i've missed you, guys, well you missed us.

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Speaker 1: Where have you been.

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Speaker 44: I haven't been trapped, I haven't been driving to work,

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Speaker 44: so I don't get to hear you very often in

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Speaker 44: the morning anymore. And I need to get better about

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Speaker 44: listening to iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 19: I suppose I love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people assume we only live in

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Speaker 1: their cars. No, we're creepy. We follow you in every

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Speaker 1: room of the house. So kristin dating, you know, being

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Speaker 1: out on the dating scene, I don't miss it at all,

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Speaker 1: especially those, you know, the dates that were just just embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: You had one? What happened to you?

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Speaker 44: So a guy invited me to go to a concert,

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Speaker 44: but he didn't have a ticket for me, so he

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Speaker 44: ended up buying me one were behind the stage while

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Speaker 44: he sat front row at the Fish concert.

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Speaker 1: Come man, right there? Wow, I mean it just amazing.

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Speaker 1: It amazes me that we share the same oxygen as

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Speaker 1: people who walk the earth and do things like that.

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Speaker 1: So how did the rest of the day go or

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Speaker 1: did you just leave?

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Speaker 28: Well?

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Speaker 44: I didn't want to leave the concert. I snuck around

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Speaker 44: and found some friends of mine and ended up sitting

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Speaker 44: with them. But yeah, we we didn't go out again

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Speaker 44: after that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a no brainer. Anyway. Well, sometimes you know,

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Speaker 1: it takes a while to figure out they're not the

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Speaker 1: one for you, so maybe it's better you find out

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Speaker 1: like the first night. Okay, bye, I can move on.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Kristin. Then have a great day. Okay, thanks

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01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: for listening to us again, Thanks again, Bye bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Leslie on nine eleven, Oh God, you hear more and

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Speaker 1: more of just happening to people. Hey, Leslie, first of all,

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 45: Hello.

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Speaker 44: Oh I'm so excited, me too.

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Speaker 1: So what happened on your date?

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Speaker 10: So we went on a date, It was great whatever,

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Speaker 10: but I didn't see it going any farther than that.

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Speaker 10: And after you know, like a week or so, like,

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Speaker 10: he starts like asking me on Venmo to send him money,

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Speaker 10: and I was like confused, why do you, Like, why

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Speaker 10: do you need money so he can eat? But he's

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Speaker 10: also at work, so that made it even more confusing.

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Speaker 10: Why he needed money when he was working.

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Speaker 1: He's trying to to pay him back for a date

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 10: No, he just wanted me to send him some money

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Speaker 10: so we could.

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Speaker 31: You know, I get a bite to eat.

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Speaker 10: At work, all right?

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Speaker 1: No, wow, I mean look, look, I'm all four people

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Speaker 1: who need to eat. You know, I'm on their side.

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Speaker 1: We all love eating. It's great.

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Speaker 6: But to go on to.

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Speaker 1: Venmo's someone who you've been on one date with asking

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Speaker 1: for money?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, And I was like, can't she like ask your mother?

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Speaker 10: He goes, I don't want to bother her, But he didn't.

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Speaker 3: Bothering you again.

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Speaker 1: Are so happy you found out early, Leslie that he

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Speaker 1: just wasn't the one for you.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 10: I did actually send him like six dollars once. I

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Speaker 10: was like, here, I'll be generous for the day.

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Speaker 9: Here you go.

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Speaker 10: But then I thought it did stopped. Nope, he just

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Speaker 10: kept asking.

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Speaker 24: No.

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Speaker 23: No.

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Speaker 1: Once you feed that straight animal, they come back every

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Speaker 1: single time. All right, Leslie, thank you for listening. And

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm sure you've moved on and you haven't

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Speaker 1: heard from him of late.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, we still talk every now and then, but

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Speaker 10: I just try to avoid the whole light money.

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Speaker 1: All right, Leslie, thank you, have a great day, Okay

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Speaker 1: you two thinks line sixteen roun Hey ron hey, thanks

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01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: for listening very much. So you went on on a date,

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01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 1: went back to her house, and what happened, Well, we went.

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Speaker 24: And rented a movie and I went back to her house.

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01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,479
Speaker 24: I had a personal ad out and then I said,

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01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 24: I didn't mind mind kids. I mean, I love kids.

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01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 24: And I walked in the house and five little ones

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Speaker 24: come running up to me and going, daddy. It's like,

1485
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 24: right back around and right back out the door.

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Speaker 1: You took that VHS right back to Blockbuster, Daddy Dandy,

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01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: and there's five of them.

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01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 8: You're like, oh, YoY.

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01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 24: Yeah, I wouldn't to mind if she would have said

1490
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 24: she would have had kids, but when we talked she

1491
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 24: never mentioned kids.

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01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: She already had them. Yeah, she cut out the middle man.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Ron, have a great day man yep.

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01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: And finally Cameraline six, Hey, Kimry, Hello, lady, welcome to

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01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 1: the show. In a good mood today. You're good.

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01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 18: I'm in a great mood today.

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01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: Good tell us what happened?

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01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 18: So I got asked on on a date. I was

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01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 18: so excited. Said yes, And it was around eight o'clock

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01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 18: at night and I was living in the city at

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01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 18: the time, and he said, Hey, I got to make

1502
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 18: a do something real quick, drop something off. You mind

1503
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 18: coming with me, and I.

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01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 31: Said no, not at all.

1505
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 37: So he takes me uptown.

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01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 18: He tells me to stand by a light pole. So

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01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 18: I stand under a light pole and he goes and

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01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 18: does a drug deal and I'm standing there for ten minutes.

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01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, wow, So he was dating you

1510
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: while he was at work? Basically, Oh no, God, I.

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01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 18: Didn't even know what to do.

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01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 24: I was shocked.

1513
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 9: I was and I was scared.

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01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 18: I didn't know what was going on.

1515
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: Well, so, well what happened after that?

1516
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 18: Well, he came back and I was like what was that?

1517
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 18: And it was like, oh, I just had to drop

1518
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 18: something off, and he literally went to a car, leaned

1519
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 18: over in a car. They were talking. Then he went

1520
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 18: into a building and I just stood there and he

1521
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 18: just played it off like it was nothing. And I

1522
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 18: didn't know what to do. So we went out to

1523
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 18: dinner and then I gasted him before I even knew ghost.

1524
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean, did you even did you try to find out?

1525
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: Did you ask him to over dinner? Like, hey, so

1526
01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living?

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01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 41: No?

1528
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 8: I was scared.

1529
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 18: I'm not even lying. I was like, what is the odd?

1530
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 18: I just it was a bad, bad day.

1531
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 9: That night that Duy Yeah.

1532
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: When someone tells you just here standing of the light

1533
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 1: in the lamp post, I'll be back, and they put

1534
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: their head into a strange car going by.

1535
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's something going on area.

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01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least I had a light consider it. Yeah,

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01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: there's that all right, Kim, go have a great day.

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01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to us.

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01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 18: Thank you you too. Bye bye bye.

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01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, gandhi, what happened to you?

1541
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 4: I got a Venmo request to pay a guy back

1542
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 4: for a date because we went out to dinner and

1543
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 4: at the end he said, so, do you want me

1544
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 4: to come back up to your apartment? I said no,

1545
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 4: I'm good, I'll see you later. And two days later

1546
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 4: I got a Venmo request because and I quote you

1547
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 4: were a disappointment.

1548
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, so you asked yourself what loser

1549
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: would go on a date, and then venmo the date

1550
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: for their money back.

1551
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 4: His name is Matt. He's from South Africa.

1552
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: Matt, well, there's one right here. Nay, hey, it worked

1553
01:06:59,280 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: for me.

1554
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 9: I will stop it.

1555
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 1: My first date with Heather, you know, we go out,

1556
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: we have a.

1557
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 40: Drink, we have dinner, and then at the end of

1558
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 40: the night she needs to get an uber home and

1559
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 40: her uber's networking. So I said, oh, you know, i'll

1560
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 40: get this, I'll get your you're an uber home and

1561
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 40: she says, oh, i'll pay you back. Well, a week

1562
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 40: goes by, she hasn't called me or paid me back,

1563
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 40: so I've been my requested her.

1564
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,680
Speaker 1: Twenty five dollars, said second dollar, and.

1565
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 19: She paid it.

1566
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, that guy, I just wasn't charming

1567
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:28,880
Speaker 1: gun that.

1568
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 3: If she told Nate she was going to pay him back,

1569
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 3: and she didn't.

1570
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 7: And then thank you, Freddy again you let it go, dumb.

1571
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 3: Not letting that one go. Sorry, my word is my bond.

1572
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 3: You said a bad precedent, Nate, you said a good

1573
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 3: one this time.

1574
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

1575
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 7: Well, you remember what happened with me with the milk done.

1576
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 41: What.

1577
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 5: I was on a date with some guy, first date,

1578
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 5: and I said, oh, let's put the bill. He's like, no,

1579
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 5: it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, no worries. Later on,

1580
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 5: we were at the movies online waiting to go and

1581
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 5: he goes, hey, you remember that money you owe me

1582
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 5: for the date. You could buy me some milk duds

1583
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 5: And I go what He's like, yeah, give me some

1584
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 5: candy at the candy counter. He sent my ass over

1585
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 5: to the candy counter to get him some milk duds.

1586
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 5: That was the last time we went out.

1587
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: What did jackass milk duds? Yeah?

1588
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 7: Who even eats milk duds at the movie theater?

1589
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 1: Who needs milk duds anywhere? Is that a thing? Milk duds?

1590
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 4: Dobbie likes milk duds.

1591
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 3: But Elvis found one in his underwear.

1592
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 1: Oh well I did. It was right next to the

1593
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: Barbie shoe. God no, But the only thing we used

1594
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: to use milk duds for we put like, put it

1595
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:39,679
Speaker 1: on your front tooth and you'd go up to people

1596
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: and smile and start talking to them and be like

1597
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 1: a turd on your tooth. That's what milk duds AREFO

1598
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: you don't eat them. Check it out.

1599
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:51,640
Speaker 21: I'm so appreciated and I love you, Elvis Drean in

1600
01:08:51,680 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 21: the morning show Wock Slowly History in in the Morning Zone.

1601
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 1: You know, there's always something new to watch. I mean

1602
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: Netflix and HBO Max, I mean they're always coming up

1603
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 1: with some new content for us to watch, new shows.

1604
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 1: And it's this is why we have Danielle around. She

1605
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: keeps us up to in on what's new. Right, But

1606
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: every once in a while it's good to go back

1607
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 1: and start watching something that's been out for a while.

1608
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 1: So this series called Younger, Debbie Maser's in there along

1609
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: with Hillary Duff and uh. Anyway, the whole plot line is,

1610
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 1: it's from a novel about a woman who wants to

1611
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 1: be I believe in the publishing business if I'm not mistaken,

1612
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 1: But she needs to be younger to fit in then

1613
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: she really so she has to take on an identity

1614
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:43,719
Speaker 1: of a younger woman. Right, So, okay, fill in the blanks.

1615
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,560
Speaker 40: Go, Yeah, she was a stay at home mom for

1616
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 40: twenty years. She's in her forties. She goes through this

1617
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 40: bad divorce, and then she's got to get back to work.

1618
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,840
Speaker 40: But nobody wants to hire a forty year old as

1619
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 40: a as a you know, an assistant in the publishing industry.

1620
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 40: So she pretends to be twenty five, right, And I'm

1621
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 40: just thinking, like, I think I.

1622
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:01,600
Speaker 3: Could do that.

1623
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,640
Speaker 1: I think I could play No.

1624
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 40: I get mistaken for like late twenties, early thirties all

1625
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 40: the time, right, and I think I could legitimately do

1626
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 40: that Like Elvis, How how old do you think you

1627
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:13,960
Speaker 40: could pretend to be or how young?

1628
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 1: I think I think I could young. It down to

1629
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 1: about fifty six. Maybe maybe you know, if I really

1630
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 1: took care of my skin, you know, not that helpful.

1631
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: Here's some moisturizer. Scary was saying that he could be

1632
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: he could pass off at someone in his thirties. Yeah.

1633
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 14: Sometimes I go out at night and the people say,

1634
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 14: by the end of the night, like you look like

1635
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 14: you're in your early to mid thirties.

1636
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 5: Because I've had they had a couple of cops.

1637
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 14: But I do have a theory that I don't think

1638
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 14: we are as old as our parents were when they

1639
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:48,759
Speaker 14: were our age.

1640
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,280
Speaker 1: That makes me no sense when.

1641
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 14: Soody don't look we don't hear me one more second,

1642
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 14: we don't look as old as our parents did.

1643
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,719
Speaker 1: So let's say you're thirty five years old today.

1644
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,840
Speaker 14: If you're three five ye old today and you're when

1645
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,599
Speaker 14: your parents are thirty five and usually pictured to them,

1646
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 14: they looked like they were fifty five.

1647
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 1: Well, well, several reasons. First of all, we dressed differently.

1648
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 1: And another thing to keep in mind is your your

1649
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: mind is a little warped as it comes to age

1650
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: and what you look like. And I'll give you an example.

1651
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 1: Go back and look at high school photos of you know,

1652
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: you and your friends then go to a class reunion

1653
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 1: and see how ancient everyone else looks. But you think

1654
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: you don't look that old. The thing is sure, the

1655
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: thing is blanche. You do you do look older? Yes,

1656
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 1: you do that.

1657
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 4: The other day I was like, why did everyone in

1658
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,639
Speaker 4: my class age so poorly? Why does everyone look so old?

1659
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 4: What's going on? And then I was like, oh, but

1660
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 4: maybe I do too.

1661
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:40,599
Speaker 21: You knew?

1662
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 7: I mean things about my mom. She was a milf

1663
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 7: when she was my age.

1664
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,920
Speaker 1: Wow, she was all the time.

1665
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 7: People would tell me that's what she was.

1666
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:52,560
Speaker 1: Call your mom and tell her what a milf is.

1667
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: And you just called her when on the air.

1668
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Broggy, what I'm the age right now that my

1669
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,639
Speaker 3: dad was when I graduated high school and was nowhere

1670
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,640
Speaker 3: near as fun as I am.

1671
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 6: He was this age.

1672
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm fun, I have a good time. I

1673
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 3: act like I'm twelve. I still do dumb stuff. Yeah, well,

1674
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:11,240
Speaker 3: well I've had you know, a couple of things happen. However,

1675
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,840
Speaker 3: I still have more fun. My dad was nowhere near

1676
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 3: this much fun. I wish I would have I wish

1677
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:16,600
Speaker 3: I would have acted like that.

1678
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 1: What you get, what you guys are forgetting.

1679
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 23: Is this.

1680
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: When you're a kid and you're looking at your parent,

1681
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:23,840
Speaker 1: you think of them as old. You don't think of

1682
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 1: them as younger looking than the rest of their their

1683
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: their friends. You just think of them as old because

1684
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 1: they don't. They think you're stupid. They they do things

1685
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,880
Speaker 1: that seem so old. Well, you're guess what, You're doing

1686
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,839
Speaker 1: the same things they were doing back then. I promise

1687
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,639
Speaker 1: you you're saying the same things.

1688
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,559
Speaker 4: Nate keeps throwing shade at everyone else, like that, how

1689
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 4: old you look? I could be twenty five, but you

1690
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,439
Speaker 4: you look old. Shut up, Nate.

1691
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 3: No, okay, every Strokes had to add a couple of

1692
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 3: years on your looks.

1693
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, little gray hair.

1694
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 40: But if everybody that I'm looking at right now in

1695
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 40: the zoom room, I'll tell you the one person that

1696
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,719
Speaker 40: I think could definitely pass for younger, and it's Danielle.

1697
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,639
Speaker 40: I'm telling you, you would never know she's sixty four

1698
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 40: looking at her. No, everybody is like, what's Danielle's skincare routine?

1699
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 1: Like she looks Danielle, you do not look your eate.

1700
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,640
Speaker 1: And that's not like a backhanded compliment that you do

1701
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,720
Speaker 1: not Well, you just accused her of being sixty four

1702
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: years old. You're definitely showing some mileage, So pipe down sixty.

1703
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,559
Speaker 4: I love how Scary has the weirdest conversations with people

1704
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,040
Speaker 4: at bars. At the end of the night. Everyone just

1705
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 4: tells him he looks thirty five.

1706
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 5: What I'm gonna give you a f's because they're all

1707
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:35,719
Speaker 5: wasted at that time.

1708
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 1: That's what I'll tell you. What you you perceive things

1709
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 1: so differently than the reality.

1710
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 21: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone

1711
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 21: tapped Danielle, Yes, talk about it.

1712
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:49,640
Speaker 1: What do you got?

1713
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,719
Speaker 7: This is the story of old Man Sausage.

1714
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 5: He's a grandpa and his granddaughter Diana, wanted to play

1715
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:56,719
Speaker 5: a phone tap on him.

1716
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 7: Because he goes to one of those big food stores

1717
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 7: and samples a lot of food but rarely buys anything,

1718
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 7: and so she keeps telling him, Grandpa, you can't do that.

1719
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 7: It's something's going to happen. And so I'm calling because

1720
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 7: he's been busted.

1721
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,240
Speaker 1: All right, Here we go, Grandpa's Sausage. The phone tables

1722
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:12,600
Speaker 1: listen it.

1723
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,679
Speaker 7: Hello, Yes, how I'm looking for mister Brinsley.

1724
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,560
Speaker 21: Please, that's me.

1725
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:19,000
Speaker 6: Who's it?

1726
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:20,519
Speaker 21: This is Melanie.

1727
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 7: I'm the manager at looks yes, yes, and.

1728
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,360
Speaker 9: You got my turkey there.

1729
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 7: No, sir, we don't have your turkey now.

1730
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:30,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, look I ordered a turkey.

1731
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 7: That's not why i'm calling.

1732
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 5: I'm calling about another issue that we have with you

1733
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 5: on Thursdays.

1734
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 9: What kind of issue?

1735
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:37,719
Speaker 4: So on Thursdays?

1736
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,479
Speaker 5: You know how we put all the samples out. We

1737
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 5: notice that you eat for free and you never purchase anything.

1738
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 20: Why are you calling me about that? I know what

1739
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,800
Speaker 20: a sample is, and a sample is something I eat

1740
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 20: for free.

1741
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:50,719
Speaker 5: Sir, you cannot come into the store on a Thursday,

1742
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:54,120
Speaker 5: eat like all the sausage samples and not buy the sausage.

1743
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 9: I could come into the store anytime I want to.

1744
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:58,000
Speaker 9: I could come in the store on Wednesday.

1745
01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:58,719
Speaker 13: You are Friday.

1746
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,639
Speaker 20: If I'll come in that Thursday and I'll eat every

1747
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:03,240
Speaker 20: stample life What now you think about that?

1748
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 9: No?

1749
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:05,320
Speaker 1: For sure, you have to listen to me.

1750
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 7: We're about to revoke your membership from the store.

1751
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 8: What do you mean rebuff my membership?

1752
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 9: I've been mess for two thousand and two.

1753
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,360
Speaker 7: That's a lot of free sausage samples too.

1754
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,000
Speaker 9: Why you put them out there if they're not for free?

1755
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:18,280
Speaker 23: Who are you?

1756
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:18,839
Speaker 8: Anyway?

1757
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 9: You don't sound like you've been walking that walk like God.

1758
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 5: Okay, sir, I'm one of the managers here, and so

1759
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 5: Mike is not the only manager at the store.

1760
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 9: You're one of the managers.

1761
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't believe it.

1762
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 9: You sound like you're eighteen years old. Get a good

1763
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 9: wait till you.

1764
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 5: We have you on surveillance camera and all you do

1765
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,120
Speaker 5: is come in and eat and you don't buy anything,

1766
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:37,719
Speaker 5: and we can't.

1767
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 9: Damn who asked you to put me on to Valor's cap?

1768
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:40,559
Speaker 24: Well?

1769
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,160
Speaker 6: Am I doing?

1770
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 9: You know what the definition of a sample is, young lady?

1771
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,759
Speaker 9: Do they go to school? They tell you anything?

1772
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 7: Come on, you come in there and you eat your

1773
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,639
Speaker 7: entire lunch. Don't lie.

1774
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 8: You go to Carol.

1775
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 20: I know Carol over there. You ask her what do

1776
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,759
Speaker 20: I what I do with the sausage in the sample?

1777
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,760
Speaker 20: I don't need the whole thing. I need something for

1778
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 20: everybody else, sir.

1779
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,800
Speaker 5: Just so you know, if you try to come back

1780
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 5: to the store, we're going to have your picture in

1781
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:02,559
Speaker 5: the front and you.

1782
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 7: Will not be let in.

1783
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 1: Don't cut it out.

1784
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 9: Have my picture in the front. I'll show your a

1785
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 9: if you put my picture in the front.

1786
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:09,360
Speaker 4: Oh, you can't, sue us.

1787
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:10,640
Speaker 7: You've been stealing from us.

1788
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,720
Speaker 9: Hey, you got marry Mary's the one you put her

1789
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 9: picture in the front.

1790
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:21,160
Speaker 5: We're calling Mary next very lately. Okay, that's not very nice, sir,

1791
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 5: Mary is on the list. I'll be calling Mary next.

1792
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 9: I'll tell you it's not very nice. You put your

1793
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,800
Speaker 9: picture in the front, and then you show her how

1794
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:28,800
Speaker 9: it's not very nice. Stop calling me.

1795
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 8: Hello.

1796
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 9: Yes, I told you to leave me alone. And I

1797
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 9: don't care who you are, but just don't put.

1798
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:38,679
Speaker 8: My picture on the front.

1799
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,160
Speaker 5: All you have to do is say you're right, and

1800
01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:44,760
Speaker 5: I will stop taking as many samples and I normally take.

1801
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,680
Speaker 20: I'm not I'm not gonna say that. I don't take

1802
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:51,519
Speaker 20: that many samples. Good Sam takes samples. Yeah, I'll gould

1803
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:52,240
Speaker 20: take samples.

1804
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 9: Mary takes.

1805
01:16:54,720 --> 01:17:02,599
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, he's just going. He's going, he's going,

1806
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,559
Speaker 11: You're going. Can't hear me, no idea what I'm saying.

1807
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:10,560
Speaker 9: I could say anything anymore. I call on you with

1808
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 9: everybody you got, like a more on the meat.

1809
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 7: We'll talk to your granddaughter then, Deanna you there.

1810
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:19,679
Speaker 42: Hey, Grandpa, who is it's Sianna?

1811
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 29: Yeah?

1812
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:25,599
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, Grandpa, Yanat get out of that store. We're

1813
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 9: not going back to phone tap.

1814
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 23: It's a joke.

1815
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:29,599
Speaker 8: What's the joke.

1816
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 7: We're playing a joke on you.

1817
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 9: Who's playing a joke on me? That person at the store.

1818
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, the person at the store.

1819
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 9: Get out of that store. Okay, okay, don't hang around

1820
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 9: with that woman.

1821
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 21: Elvis Duran phone tap.

1822
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 30: This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Authortya the.

1823
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:54,280
Speaker 21: Elvis Oran phone Tap only on Elvis Daran in the

1824
01:17:54,320 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 21: Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

1825
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 1: So you know, the other night, Sam and I were

1826
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,599
Speaker 1: having a moment. We're having it because I've loved my producer, Sam,

1827
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 1: She's my little sister.

1828
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:09,200
Speaker 4: I love you.

1829
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,160
Speaker 1: And she asked me, but go ahead and asked me

1830
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: what you asked me about that time?

1831
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,679
Speaker 4: Was I ever close to being fired with one time

1832
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:17,480
Speaker 4: in particular?

1833
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,880
Speaker 1: And then I said, well, which time are you talking about?

1834
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 1: And she reminded me of something that happened.

1835
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 26: Yeah, I had left multiple curses in a phone tap,

1836
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,720
Speaker 26: which is like the bare basement of my responsibilities. And

1837
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,760
Speaker 26: it aired and the first time you were able to

1838
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:36,519
Speaker 26: press the dump button, and then when the second one happened,

1839
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 26: the machine had not caught up to itself.

1840
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 4: Yet so it went on the air.

1841
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:43,160
Speaker 1: Everyone heard it, so people don't know that. But the

1842
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 1: phone tap is edited like multiple times, and then Sam

1843
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:48,519
Speaker 1: listens to it one last time to make sure all

1844
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,120
Speaker 1: the expletive explosity. Yeah, all the dirty words are out.

1845
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,800
Speaker 1: Well this day she didn't or she forgot what happened.

1846
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 1: How come it ended up the F word flew the

1847
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:57,679
Speaker 1: best word.

1848
01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:58,799
Speaker 4: The reason's pathetic.

1849
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,200
Speaker 26: I was staying up with my roommate at the time,

1850
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:03,639
Speaker 26: who was your worst assistant, Anthony, and we were watching

1851
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:07,880
Speaker 26: World's Strongest Man Comes an hour and forty five minutes.

1852
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,360
Speaker 1: So we played the phone tap this morning and that

1853
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:13,639
Speaker 1: morning and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, you're

1854
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 1: falla No, I'm like, oh my god, I remember looking

1855
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,320
Speaker 1: at Nay going did you hear that? And he reached

1856
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,320
Speaker 1: for the dump button and we saved it, sort of

1857
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:25,360
Speaker 1: as you said. So your question to me was, were

1858
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:26,479
Speaker 1: you almost fired that morning?

1859
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 16: Yeah?

1860
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:28,680
Speaker 7: No, I should have been.

1861
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 4: No, it was an accident.

1862
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 1: It was an accident.

1863
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,320
Speaker 7: It happens.

1864
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 4: What a nice place we work. Objectively speaking, I should

1865
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:36,920
Speaker 4: have been fired.

1866
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:38,360
Speaker 7: I would have fired me so fast.

1867
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 1: It takes a lot to get fired. From this dump.

1868
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,519
Speaker 1: So I want to hear from people who actually were

1869
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,720
Speaker 1: fired with cause you had a friend you were talking

1870
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:49,520
Speaker 1: about Gandhi.

1871
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,719
Speaker 4: My best friend Melissa. I love you, Melissa, if you're listening.

1872
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 4: We were when we were in high school college. She

1873
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 4: came home one day and was irate that she had

1874
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 4: gotten fired from the gym. At the gym, she used

1875
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:01,120
Speaker 4: to watch all the kids in the daycare center.

1876
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: That was her job to watch the kids in the

1877
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 1: daycare center.

1878
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,720
Speaker 4: Yes, one job, watched the kids in the daycare center.

1879
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,599
Speaker 4: Came home, I rate, I lost my job. I said,

1880
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,720
Speaker 4: what happened? I lost one of the kids today. But

1881
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:10,559
Speaker 4: like they came back.

1882
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:15,360
Speaker 1: I you lost a kid, lost a kid?

1883
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:17,840
Speaker 4: You have one job and you lost a kid? Where

1884
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,920
Speaker 4: was the kids wandering through the gym? I'm like, oh

1885
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 4: my god, And you don't know why you got fired?

1886
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,280
Speaker 21: But they came back.

1887
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,160
Speaker 3: People used the word lost, I misplaced. I didn't lose it,

1888
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 3: I just misplaced the.

1889
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,719
Speaker 1: First Danielle, have you ever been fired? And for good reason?

1890
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,320
Speaker 7: I quit first, But they said they were going to

1891
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,840
Speaker 7: fire me for punching somebody?

1892
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,640
Speaker 21: But you know what, what what?

1893
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 8: Wait?

1894
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:40,200
Speaker 1: Where did you punch someone?

1895
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:43,599
Speaker 4: Donald? Didn't you throw a sandwich at them too.

1896
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,640
Speaker 1: Was something different a different day.

1897
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,760
Speaker 4: It was another employee and we.

1898
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,360
Speaker 5: Had been dating the same guy at one point, not

1899
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 5: not at the same time, but different times, and she

1900
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 5: thought I said something I didn't say, and so she

1901
01:20:56,439 --> 01:20:58,920
Speaker 5: punched me first, but they didn't see that, so then

1902
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:01,160
Speaker 5: I punched her. But then I was like, I'm done

1903
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,680
Speaker 5: with this crap, so I quit. But apparently they were

1904
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:05,080
Speaker 5: going to ask me to leave anyway.

1905
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't think you can punch people at work.

1906
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:08,839
Speaker 7: There wasn't a customer.

1907
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 4: Oh, but I guess it's fine.

1908
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:12,160
Speaker 1: It's better. So I want to hear from someone who

1909
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,400
Speaker 1: just flat out just knows they were fired and they

1910
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 1: should have been fired. Wait, hold on, I got Craig. Hi, Craig.

1911
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:20,920
Speaker 8: Yes, it's me.

1912
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,200
Speaker 1: How are hello, Craig? So you got fired and you

1913
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,040
Speaker 1: should have been right?

1914
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 45: Yeah, well I was suddenly let go on good terms.

1915
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 45: I wasn't kicked out the door, you know, and dragged

1916
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 45: by my shirt.

1917
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,160
Speaker 8: Well hold on, hold on, hold.

1918
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:34,439
Speaker 1: On, let go on good terms. Yeah, Craig, we love you,

1919
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 1: but we have to let you go. So what happened?

1920
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:39,880
Speaker 45: What happened? I was the high schooler. It was my

1921
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,720
Speaker 45: first job. I was sixteen or seventeen years old and

1922
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 45: I was a cashier at a mom Pod grocery store.

1923
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:46,280
Speaker 6: Man.

1924
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,280
Speaker 45: I became good friends with a lot of the clientele

1925
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:50,840
Speaker 45: that would come into as customers, and once in a

1926
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:53,799
Speaker 45: while I would kind of just let the expensive stakes

1927
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:56,479
Speaker 45: and the expensive needs kind of fly through without kind

1928
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,240
Speaker 45: of ringing them up.

1929
01:21:57,479 --> 01:22:00,439
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're giving away stakes? Do your friends?

1930
01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 45: I free meat, free meat for everybody.

1931
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:09,679
Speaker 1: Complimentary meat. Okay, yeah, so you you so you actually

1932
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,439
Speaker 1: see why you were let go? And you so if

1933
01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 1: you own that store, you would have fired you too, probably.

1934
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,439
Speaker 45: Yes, I understand. I was just, you know, I was

1935
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:19,680
Speaker 45: being friendly with people. Would just you know, they just

1936
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,080
Speaker 45: got away, carried away too much. I guess there was

1937
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:22,800
Speaker 45: more than just one.

1938
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:25,200
Speaker 1: You know what, Maybe they didn't think this through. Maybe

1939
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,720
Speaker 1: they should have thought, well, those customers are now more

1940
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 1: loyal to our store because Craig gave them meat and

1941
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:33,479
Speaker 1: they're going to come back for They actually probably made out,

1942
01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:34,840
Speaker 1: but they didn't realize that.

1943
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,160
Speaker 45: Yeah, it was I was sixteen years old and that

1944
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,760
Speaker 45: was kind of my first job. But I was just

1945
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,360
Speaker 45: trying to be nice and again keep the clients coming back.

1946
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,080
Speaker 8: And I guess they did for a while.

1947
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 1: At least you admit that you would have fired yourself.

1948
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:49,720
Speaker 1: That's good, all right, Craig, thank you you get there.

1949
01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, didn't know you back then. I love free

1950
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 1: meat basic. We just got a text. My husband got

1951
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,880
Speaker 1: fired for drop kicking a basket of cheddar Bay biscuits

1952
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:57,639
Speaker 1: at Red Lobsters.

1953
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,240
Speaker 4: Go to jail for that, right?

1954
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,600
Speaker 1: Hello? Hello is Stephanie. What's going on?

1955
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:05,760
Speaker 5: Oh?

1956
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:06,760
Speaker 43: How are you guys?

1957
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:07,400
Speaker 8: We're doing well.

1958
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 1: What's going on, Stephanie?

1959
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:12,639
Speaker 19: Well, my husband really should have been fired when I'm

1960
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:15,120
Speaker 19: hearing this so much to get fired for putting this

1961
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:19,240
Speaker 19: call through because the phone isn't working, okay, to start

1962
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:19,920
Speaker 19: against Stephanie.

1963
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:21,640
Speaker 1: Your phone's breaking up? What's going on?

1964
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:23,800
Speaker 43: Oh, I'm sorry.

1965
01:23:24,439 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 9: Yes, my husband should have been fired when he dropped the.

1966
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,160
Speaker 19: Bread basket in the kitchen of Red Lobs.

1967
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh that was your husband.

1968
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:32,679
Speaker 18: Yes, it was my husband.

1969
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:34,560
Speaker 1: But they didn't fire him. They let him stay on.

1970
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 18: No, they fired him.

1971
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:38,519
Speaker 4: Oh he should have gotten fired.

1972
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what, sometimes you shouldn't drop kick.

1973
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,599
Speaker 1: Drop kicking bread's one thing, but when it's the Cheddarbay biscuits,

1974
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:49,560
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Thank you so much. It's kind of

1975
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,599
Speaker 1: funny how I talked about that, and then she appeared

1976
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,400
Speaker 1: on the phone like that, I.

1977
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:55,640
Speaker 5: Got taken in the back a lot at one of

1978
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:59,160
Speaker 5: my Oh me too, but I don't like that different reason.

1979
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,519
Speaker 7: Oh, I just got to talking to it.

1980
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:01,920
Speaker 1: What did you do that? Why do you know?

1981
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:04,680
Speaker 7: Like throwing change at a customer is probably not.

1982
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,720
Speaker 4: The one of the guys that I used to work

1983
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,639
Speaker 4: with when I was a waitress, he thought it would

1984
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:11,720
Speaker 4: be hilarious to take a stapler and replace it with

1985
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:14,280
Speaker 4: one of those jokes staplers that like zapped you, but

1986
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,400
Speaker 4: it zapped you really hard. And one of the girls

1987
01:24:16,439 --> 01:24:17,920
Speaker 4: that we had that we worked with had like a

1988
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,240
Speaker 4: hard issue and sapped the crap out of her. She

1989
01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:22,360
Speaker 4: was okay, but she made such a big deal he

1990
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,240
Speaker 4: got fired on the spot.

1991
01:24:23,439 --> 01:24:29,800
Speaker 1: My god, hello Lauren, Hey, well good morning. So you

1992
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,160
Speaker 1: were fired and you think that you deserve to be fired?

1993
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:32,680
Speaker 1: What did you do?

1994
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:34,040
Speaker 24: So?

1995
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:36,839
Speaker 46: I used to work in the multi like cinema and Edgewater,

1996
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:40,280
Speaker 46: and my manager came up to me and he was

1997
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,439
Speaker 46: asking me to do a million in one past and

1998
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:46,600
Speaker 46: I was super busy, and I got frustrated and aggravated

1999
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:47,240
Speaker 46: because he had.

2000
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:50,400
Speaker 15: He had a ridiculous tube and I just straight punched

2001
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,320
Speaker 15: thermomeitor and my hand went through it.

2002
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:56,160
Speaker 1: Oh you mean that computer screen monitor thing? Your hand

2003
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:56,800
Speaker 1: went through it.

2004
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 46: My hand went through it, fell every whe and pulled out.

2005
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:05,040
Speaker 1: Like wow, mused, incredible, Hulk.

2006
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:05,400
Speaker 16: I know.

2007
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:11,160
Speaker 1: So did they fire you? Oh yeah, absolutely yeah, but

2008
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,599
Speaker 1: you know what, they should leave you alone. You were

2009
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:14,840
Speaker 1: busy at the theater.

2010
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:17,040
Speaker 17: I'm saying.

2011
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:20,320
Speaker 46: And then I was banned to work in any multiplex cinema,

2012
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:23,280
Speaker 46: and even if it was like a different state, like

2013
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:24,400
Speaker 46: I was not able.

2014
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:24,560
Speaker 8: To work in.

2015
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:25,160
Speaker 29: I love that.

2016
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:27,640
Speaker 1: I love that you could go to Wisconsin like, oh no,

2017
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:31,599
Speaker 1: can't work at our multiplex theatre. You've been banned. Okay,

2018
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,960
Speaker 1: thank you. Worst things have happened, all right, Lauren, thank you?

2019
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,720
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Oh god, I don't want to live

2020
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,000
Speaker 1: my life anymore. I can't work at a multiplex theater.

2021
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,040
Speaker 1: I just want to work at a multiplex theater. That's

2022
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,000
Speaker 1: all I want to do in life, truly, all I

2023
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:52,240
Speaker 1: want to do. Please Hardy Multiplex Miata Troggy, what's up?

2024
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,200
Speaker 3: I had a friend that worked at a tire store

2025
01:25:54,479 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 3: and it was his very first day after training, and

2026
01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:59,759
Speaker 3: he was supposed to tighten the lugs on all four tires,

2027
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:02,560
Speaker 3: only tighten the lug on three tires. He forgot the

2028
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:04,880
Speaker 3: front right side tire, and so as the woman pulled

2029
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,240
Speaker 3: out of the tire establishment her tire goes rolling down

2030
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,719
Speaker 3: the road and the car falls off onto the side.

2031
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,439
Speaker 3: He was fired on the spot, and he deserves it.

2032
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:25,720
Speaker 1: There's a job available at to multiplex theaters. Hello, Jessica Bhi,

2033
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,040
Speaker 1: good morning, Well, good morning. So you work in the

2034
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,000
Speaker 1: HR department at your company? Correct?

2035
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:31,760
Speaker 29: I do?

2036
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:32,439
Speaker 6: I do.

2037
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:35,639
Speaker 38: I'm actually heading to work to fire somebody today.

2038
01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:39,760
Speaker 1: Do they deserve it or do they deserve it?

2039
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:44,080
Speaker 38: They do deserve it. This particular one is pretty straightforward.

2040
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:48,880
Speaker 38: It's for performance. But you know, there's nobody ever thinks

2041
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:51,680
Speaker 38: they deserve it. You know, so even if they were

2042
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:55,120
Speaker 38: on like an improvement plan or something like that, you know,

2043
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,600
Speaker 38: they'll still go to a lawyer and sue us.

2044
01:26:58,160 --> 01:26:59,600
Speaker 1: I tell you what. Now, we're receiving a lot of

2045
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:01,519
Speaker 1: calls from people today who said they deserved it.

2046
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,240
Speaker 4: I like the personal responsibility.

2047
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:07,599
Speaker 38: I know, I'm really happy to hear that people are

2048
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:11,439
Speaker 38: taking responsibility, but at least for me, nobody usually does.

2049
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:14,320
Speaker 1: And they end up doing us yeah, yeah, yeah. Well look,

2050
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:16,840
Speaker 1: welcome to the corporate world, as they say, because we

2051
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:19,400
Speaker 1: work in a big corporation here, I'm I'm waiting for

2052
01:27:19,479 --> 01:27:21,320
Speaker 1: them to fire me. I'm gonna sue them like you.

2053
01:27:21,479 --> 01:27:24,800
Speaker 1: I've never I've never seen a big company. But iHeartRadio.

2054
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:29,880
Speaker 1: You're in for it. I love this place. No, I

2055
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:35,040
Speaker 1: know they could never fire me. That's pretty funny. All right,

2056
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:37,240
Speaker 1: thank you, Jeska, good luck today. I'm sorry you have

2057
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:39,160
Speaker 1: to go fire someone. Can you imagine having to go

2058
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,519
Speaker 1: fire someone? What's scary? I remember our friend baldfreak Ronnie,

2059
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:42,800
Speaker 1: who worked at an amusement park.

2060
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:45,080
Speaker 14: He let the goats out of the petting zoo because

2061
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:47,200
Speaker 14: he left the gate open, and then that night, that

2062
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:51,880
Speaker 14: same night, the rabbits escaped onto the parkway Cottail were never.

2063
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:59,559
Speaker 1: Found and Cotail where he hit my cars. All right, hello, omar, hey,

2064
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:01,920
Speaker 1: So why were you fired and did you deserve it?

2065
01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:03,920
Speaker 6: Well?

2066
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:06,880
Speaker 40: I used to work in Portly for residential building.

2067
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,479
Speaker 16: I was a doorman, okay, And it was my birthday

2068
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 16: and this tenant, she's really cool. She came down with

2069
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:16,200
Speaker 16: a birthday cake and with mango vodka, and then she

2070
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:17,680
Speaker 16: was like, do you want to take some shots and

2071
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:20,600
Speaker 16: I was like okay, and so little by little we

2072
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 16: were taking each shot. And then as the clients were

2073
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:25,920
Speaker 16: coming off, the tenants were coming home from work more

2074
01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:28,320
Speaker 16: and we're like, I'll bring down a bottle, let's take

2075
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:30,840
Speaker 16: some more shots. And then at the end of the night,

2076
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,240
Speaker 16: I was just running around the lobby dancing with them.

2077
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,679
Speaker 1: And they fired you for being drunk on the job.

2078
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:39,600
Speaker 8: I hate that, but it was my birthday, so I

2079
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:40,360
Speaker 8: thought it was okay.

2080
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,439
Speaker 1: It was your birthday. You know what you know, you

2081
01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:45,160
Speaker 1: know our rule, Omar, if it's your birthday, there are

2082
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,880
Speaker 1: no rules, nothing counts, but they let you go. I

2083
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 1: hate to hear that. You know, I would love a

2084
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:55,320
Speaker 1: drunk doorman. I think I am happy blated birthday. But

2085
01:28:55,479 --> 01:28:57,559
Speaker 1: o Mari, if you, if you were your boss, would

2086
01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:59,200
Speaker 1: you have let you go for being drunk on the job?

2087
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,360
Speaker 16: I would have because I mean I kind of let

2088
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:05,000
Speaker 16: like other tenants take their own packages because you know

2089
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:06,479
Speaker 16: how Dormans was responsible for.

2090
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:11,599
Speaker 1: So this is why people take my dry cleaning because

2091
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:16,559
Speaker 1: Omar has been drinking. Thank you and happy belated birthday. Seriously,

2092
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:18,400
Speaker 1: a lot of people were texting in about, you know,

2093
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,599
Speaker 1: getting fired because they were having sex in the back room.

2094
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,800
Speaker 7: Remember when they got had sex in the front room.

2095
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:25,400
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you should be fired, to nate.

2096
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:30,639
Speaker 1: And finally we talked to Matt. Hey, Matt. So, Matt

2097
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:34,640
Speaker 1: was a manager at McDonald's and you got fired for

2098
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:36,840
Speaker 1: several reasons. Why what did you do?

2099
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,680
Speaker 43: Well, Uh, there was this one employee. She was one

2100
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 43: of those uh people at work that's lazy and complaining

2101
01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:45,240
Speaker 43: all the time.

2102
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:49,040
Speaker 1: And like to like the straight nate of McDonald's. Okay,

2103
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:49,960
Speaker 1: go ahead, So what did she do?

2104
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,599
Speaker 43: Yeah, I just thought it would be funny if maybe

2105
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,840
Speaker 43: a moon to her and that did not.

2106
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:56,439
Speaker 8: Go over well.

2107
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:58,280
Speaker 1: So you pulled So you pulled your ass out.

2108
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:04,040
Speaker 43: And uh then one time. Then the second strike that

2109
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:07,200
Speaker 43: really got me was when I was we were I'll

2110
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:10,200
Speaker 43: let them deep pryor oreos into fri vats and something

2111
01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,720
Speaker 43: about food allergies and that's just frowned upon.

2112
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:17,600
Speaker 1: Ohe. So you almost invented a new deserted McDonald's, the

2113
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:20,760
Speaker 1: fried oreos. They should they should give you a raise

2114
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:22,920
Speaker 1: for that. You were inventing.

2115
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:26,120
Speaker 43: That way.

2116
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:28,320
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for calling me, Matt, and you can

2117
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,360
Speaker 1: moon us and fry our oreos anytime you want.

2118
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:31,840
Speaker 3: All right, Thank you.

2119
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,560
Speaker 1: Thanks for all right, Colorte, thank you.

2120
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:36,439
Speaker 4: Could you imagine the stories if you talked about all

2121
01:30:36,479 --> 01:30:38,080
Speaker 4: the reasons radio people got fired?

2122
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:38,880
Speaker 7: Oh forget it.

2123
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:42,759
Speaker 1: I mean the thing is this book we know? Oh please,

2124
01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:44,080
Speaker 1: I've been on the edge of being fired from this

2125
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:47,240
Speaker 1: place so many times. Thank you for being on the show.

2126
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:51,040
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2127
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:54,640
Speaker 1: exclusive offer on a vehicle you'll adore at the Mercedes

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Speaker 1: Benz Holiday Love Celebration. It's going on now through January second.

2129
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Speaker 1: Learn more at mb usa dot com. Slash Special offers Elvis.

2130
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:12,400
Speaker 21: Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in

2131
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:13,160
Speaker 21: the Morning Show.

2132
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, god's been years since we've played Chicken Sings the

2133
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:21,479
Speaker 1: hits we can't yell. You have this fascination with rubber chickens.

2134
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:22,040
Speaker 1: She always have.

2135
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:24,320
Speaker 5: I know, I love you know, I have that massive

2136
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:27,639
Speaker 5: one at home that uh one of I think Doctor

2137
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:28,479
Speaker 5: Cathy says to me.

2138
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:32,719
Speaker 1: It's like huge, Yeah, okay, so so squeeze the small

2139
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:36,439
Speaker 1: rubber chicken you brought in. Let's hear what her massive

2140
01:31:36,479 --> 01:31:37,280
Speaker 1: rubber chicken is like.

2141
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:41,639
Speaker 5: And it takes him forever to like heatch his breath

2142
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:42,840
Speaker 5: because he's like so big.

2143
01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:44,920
Speaker 1: It's like it's like bagpipes.

2144
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:45,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2145
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:49,160
Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, all right, so chicken sings the hits, so

2146
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:52,280
Speaker 1: meaning she's going to play a song on her chicken. Yeah,

2147
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:56,400
Speaker 1: and you have to guess what the song is exactly.

2148
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,200
Speaker 1: But it's been a while, you're a little rusty, little chicken.

2149
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:02,599
Speaker 1: I think you need to rehearse. Yeah, you want to rehearse,

2150
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:04,800
Speaker 1: we'll see. Let's give her a song too.

2151
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:06,040
Speaker 8: Yeah.

2152
01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,479
Speaker 1: Let her just hear one line from this song right here,

2153
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:20,880
Speaker 1: stop it, stop it all right, let's hear you do

2154
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:21,679
Speaker 1: kill bill.

2155
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:29,120
Speaker 7: He no, wait wait, wait, hold on wait.

2156
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:34,560
Speaker 1: Wait, just killed my It's like it's like squeeze and

2157
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:40,439
Speaker 1: squeeze out in out and out and oh my god,

2158
01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:41,519
Speaker 1: do you.

2159
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,679
Speaker 4: Need to go chicken?

2160
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:48,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? It's only one note?

2161
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:50,280
Speaker 4: Two notes?

2162
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:57,080
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so what's scary? So when I

2163
01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:59,840
Speaker 1: would play the zipper game, I will. It's all about

2164
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,600
Speaker 1: the temple. It's only one note, no matter how you

2165
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:05,920
Speaker 1: look at it. So it's it's out.

2166
01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:08,000
Speaker 26: We know.

2167
01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:10,000
Speaker 8: That.

2168
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:13,040
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, you're right because the

2169
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:15,080
Speaker 1: air takes time to come in and out. Scary. Put

2170
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:18,360
Speaker 1: the microphone down to your to your crotch and let's

2171
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:21,000
Speaker 1: hear you zip kill bill. Okay, here we go, Here

2172
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:22,600
Speaker 1: we go, buddy, ready and.

2173
01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:30,280
Speaker 4: Heard right?

2174
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:33,280
Speaker 1: I just killed my ex.

2175
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:34,080
Speaker 39: I know, I know.

2176
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:37,320
Speaker 1: But what she's telling you scary. What she's telling you

2177
01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:39,400
Speaker 1: is this chicken. Once you squeeze it, it takes time

2178
01:33:39,479 --> 01:33:41,280
Speaker 1: for the air to go in and out. You don't

2179
01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:42,160
Speaker 1: have control over.

2180
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:42,840
Speaker 6: The in and out.

2181
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:45,400
Speaker 7: Chicken does.

2182
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:48,080
Speaker 4: Maybe she's maybe a slower song, but she needs a ballad.

2183
01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:49,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a ballad.

2184
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,920
Speaker 7: Maybe I need like a better chicken, like this might

2185
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,839
Speaker 7: be a cheap chicken. I don't know one of the friends.

2186
01:33:56,479 --> 01:33:59,880
Speaker 1: My lord, that's a that's a nightmare.

2187
01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:01,000
Speaker 7: It came in a three pack.

2188
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:05,080
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, I tell you what. Let's

2189
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:07,599
Speaker 1: we already have someone ready to play Ali on flyne fourteen.

2190
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,000
Speaker 7: Sorry, Allie, maybe this wasn't the best.

2191
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:20,680
Speaker 1: No, Hi Ali? Oh my god, Hi, well, oh my god, hello, so,

2192
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:23,120
Speaker 1: oh my god.

2193
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:24,479
Speaker 3: I'm freaking out right now.

2194
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:26,439
Speaker 4: I'm drinking my coffee on my couch.

2195
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:28,040
Speaker 47: I cannot believe that I got through.

2196
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:31,320
Speaker 4: I'm shaking, and I do want to say I love

2197
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:32,599
Speaker 4: you all so so much?

2198
01:34:33,320 --> 01:34:35,160
Speaker 1: Oh thank you? Do you love being on the house?

2199
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:41,160
Speaker 1: Can you turn that off light? Can you turn that off,

2200
01:34:41,479 --> 01:34:44,439
Speaker 1: thank you. There's no way that she can ever ever

2201
01:34:44,520 --> 01:34:49,680
Speaker 1: reach that that level of chicken music. So you're just

2202
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:51,400
Speaker 1: sitting on your couch drinking your coffee.

2203
01:34:52,479 --> 01:34:56,080
Speaker 47: I am, I'm I actually got up early this morning.

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01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:58,639
Speaker 47: I'm up way earlier than I normally am. And I'm

2205
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:01,640
Speaker 47: so glad that I did, because I wouldn't have been

2206
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:02,600
Speaker 47: able to call in and be.

2207
01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:03,360
Speaker 1: Able to talk to you.

2208
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:03,760
Speaker 39: Guys.

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01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:06,280
Speaker 1: Hi, you love just sitting on the couch. Hi, Okay,

2210
01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:07,040
Speaker 1: let's get to business.

2211
01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:08,360
Speaker 5: This is my favorite.

2212
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:12,920
Speaker 1: I love a good, like good, slow, cozy morning and I,

2213
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:16,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's getting slower. Here's what we're gonna do. Uh,

2214
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 1: here's what we want. Look, I love sitting on the

2215
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:21,600
Speaker 1: couch too, And we had this conversation last night. I

2216
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,840
Speaker 1: love nothing more than being alone on a couch. I

2217
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:30,559
Speaker 1: call myself a homo sectional And so let's see if

2218
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,640
Speaker 1: you can if you can detect the hits. So are

2219
01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:36,240
Speaker 1: you ready listen closely? Ali? Are you good with music?

2220
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:36,800
Speaker 21: Uh?

2221
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I would say I'm pretty good.

2222
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:40,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a huge music fan.

2223
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:41,000
Speaker 7: I have a bro you know.

2224
01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:43,599
Speaker 47: I'm I listened to about a little bit of everything.

2225
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:45,080
Speaker 3: So I think.

2226
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:46,360
Speaker 29: I'll rock it.

2227
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna rock it. You're gonna rock your chicken.

2228
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:51,360
Speaker 1: All right? Well good. I think Danielle has found a

2229
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:53,600
Speaker 1: song that may be easy for us. It's like a

2230
01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:54,760
Speaker 1: good starter chicken song.

2231
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:56,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, but just so you know, I'm going to invest

2232
01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:00,320
Speaker 5: in a more expensive chicken for the next week, going

2233
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:02,080
Speaker 5: to bring in a better chicken, because I think the

2234
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:04,599
Speaker 5: ones I've seen on the internet are like the better chickens.

2235
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:05,719
Speaker 7: This is like a cheap chicken.

2236
01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:09,960
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you shouldn't apologize so soon. This may

2237
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:13,960
Speaker 1: work out beautifully. All right, So here is a guess

2238
01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:16,200
Speaker 1: the chicken song number one? Here we get number one.

2239
01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:23,240
Speaker 1: Choked that chicken, daniel choked that chicken. Wait, hold on,

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01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:25,559
Speaker 1: that's not the song. That's not the song we did

2241
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:26,120
Speaker 1: in rehearsal.

2242
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:27,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the song.

2243
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:33,479
Speaker 1: Wait hold on, you played it much better in rehearsal.

2244
01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:34,599
Speaker 1: This chicken.

2245
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:36,880
Speaker 7: Maybe the chicken doesn't work chicken?

2246
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:51,599
Speaker 1: Hold on, allyron out the wrinkles, hold on God, okay, okay,

2247
01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:54,640
Speaker 1: hold on? What song do you hear? Ali, do you

2248
01:36:54,720 --> 01:36:56,080
Speaker 1: hear a song forming in the chicken?

2249
01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:57,760
Speaker 44: I do not.

2250
01:36:58,479 --> 01:36:59,920
Speaker 17: I hear screaming chicken.

2251
01:37:01,439 --> 01:37:03,880
Speaker 1: I think you know it was almost there. Danielle is

2252
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:06,320
Speaker 1: almost there. Okay, okay, here, let's try it again.

2253
01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:19,720
Speaker 4: What do you think?

2254
01:37:20,439 --> 01:37:22,559
Speaker 1: All right? Allie guessed that song?

2255
01:37:26,240 --> 01:37:26,439
Speaker 21: Ah?

2256
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:31,400
Speaker 37: Yeah, I have no idea.

2257
01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:32,880
Speaker 7: Is anyone texting it in?

2258
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:37,080
Speaker 39: No one know it.

2259
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:39,360
Speaker 7: I need a better chicken.

2260
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:43,080
Speaker 5: I need a holder chicken, because then I think when

2261
01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:45,040
Speaker 5: you just touches belly, he squee this one, you have

2262
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:46,439
Speaker 5: to like really, all.

2263
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:48,680
Speaker 1: We'll iron that up. But Allie, would you like to

2264
01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:50,680
Speaker 1: hear what song she was playing on the chicken? Here

2265
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:50,920
Speaker 1: it is?

2266
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:52,479
Speaker 29: Yes, I would like to know.

2267
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:07,800
Speaker 47: Oh my god, I would have never guest that.

2268
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:11,240
Speaker 4: We should her music?

2269
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:12,840
Speaker 47: Music you play right now?

2270
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:15,599
Speaker 7: Are you practiced that it one working?

2271
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:19,000
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe we could operate on the chicken?

2272
01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:21,400
Speaker 1: Maybe slice a little hole in him?

2273
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:24,240
Speaker 5: I think I told you, I really do think it's

2274
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:27,760
Speaker 5: the kind of chicken in This is a This is

2275
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:31,080
Speaker 5: a dog. I need like one of those party city chickens.

2276
01:38:31,320 --> 01:38:32,800
Speaker 5: This is a toy chicken.

2277
01:38:33,160 --> 01:38:34,800
Speaker 1: All right, do you have something for our friend Ali?

2278
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:37,880
Speaker 1: She actually had to put up with us for a minute. Allie,

2279
01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:39,240
Speaker 1: you're such a good sport. We're going to send you

2280
01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:42,559
Speaker 1: the Elvis Strand of the Morning Show. Hoodie. She had

2281
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,000
Speaker 1: a hoodie man in the sleep.

2282
01:38:44,479 --> 01:38:47,920
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, like one of my chickens too. I

2283
01:38:47,960 --> 01:38:48,680
Speaker 7: could send you one.

2284
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:51,120
Speaker 13: Yes, could you sign it?

2285
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:53,280
Speaker 47: Okanielle, would you try it?

2286
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:54,640
Speaker 7: I will sign it for you.

2287
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:56,320
Speaker 9: You got it all right?

2288
01:38:56,400 --> 01:39:00,879
Speaker 1: Excellent that I didn't.

2289
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,280
Speaker 29: Get the song.

2290
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:03,000
Speaker 47: The fact that I guess to talk to all of

2291
01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:05,960
Speaker 47: you guys this morning literally lifted you guys ever sing

2292
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:10,439
Speaker 47: the morning and make my day. And this was worth

2293
01:39:10,479 --> 01:39:11,599
Speaker 47: setting up earlier.

2294
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:14,320
Speaker 1: Thank you so so much, thank you. Hold on one second.

2295
01:39:14,320 --> 01:39:17,720
Speaker 1: You got a chicken, an autographed chicken in a hoodie.

2296
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:17,840
Speaker 45: All the way?

2297
01:39:20,160 --> 01:39:23,320
Speaker 1: Okay you next time, let's rehearse this little fire.

2298
01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:25,559
Speaker 4: I don't.

2299
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:29,200
Speaker 16: I don't know.

2300
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:33,160
Speaker 1: There is no post in live radio. So maybe, seriously,

2301
01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:35,759
Speaker 1: can you get a little razor blade and like slice

2302
01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:36,720
Speaker 1: him up a little bit? Maybe?

2303
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:37,360
Speaker 8: I don't know.

2304
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:39,840
Speaker 1: We'll get back to you. Back to the drawing board.

2305
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:41,320
Speaker 7: I'm gonna work on this one.

2306
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:43,280
Speaker 4: Are you trying to set it up so the chicken

2307
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:45,840
Speaker 4: becomes like a recorder you can play the chicken?

2308
01:39:46,200 --> 01:39:46,400
Speaker 8: Yes?

2309
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:48,640
Speaker 1: Oh yes, there's got to be a way someone out

2310
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:51,920
Speaker 1: there who knows how to create musical instrument?

2311
01:39:52,680 --> 01:39:53,000
Speaker 9: What to do?

2312
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:55,240
Speaker 7: I really do think I need a party city chicken?

2313
01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:56,160
Speaker 8: All right?

2314
01:39:56,160 --> 01:39:57,640
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's not do this until you go

2315
01:39:57,680 --> 01:39:58,040
Speaker 1: to parties.

2316
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:00,880
Speaker 7: Didn't get me one of Okay?

2317
01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:04,840
Speaker 1: All good? Wake up to Elvis in the.

2318
01:40:04,880 --> 01:40:09,559
Speaker 21: Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the morning shower.

2319
01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:14,519
Speaker 1: Hello, Sarah, good morning.

2320
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:16,439
Speaker 6: Let me tell you.

2321
01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:18,960
Speaker 1: Let me tell you why Sarah is so chipper. She

2322
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:23,760
Speaker 1: won a bikini competition this weekend. Congratulations. So where did

2323
01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:25,320
Speaker 1: this go down? Sarah? Talk to me?

2324
01:40:26,200 --> 01:40:28,599
Speaker 17: So this went down in a little place, a little

2325
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:32,320
Speaker 17: magical place called New Jersey. It was the OCB competition,

2326
01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:34,720
Speaker 17: which is organization of competitive bodybuilding.

2327
01:40:34,920 --> 01:40:40,439
Speaker 5: Also, you're a bodybuilt that fitness thing nice woes I am?

2328
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:41,200
Speaker 37: Yeah?

2329
01:40:46,280 --> 01:40:50,080
Speaker 1: I mean so other people competed and they were they

2330
01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:54,880
Speaker 1: were just as built as you, obviously not as but congratulations.

2331
01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:56,439
Speaker 1: Now how do we see you online? Sarah?

2332
01:40:56,680 --> 01:40:59,800
Speaker 17: I want to see Oh you can absolutely go see it. Okay,

2333
01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:02,560
Speaker 17: So here's what you can do. You can go to

2334
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:03,439
Speaker 17: my Instagram page.

2335
01:41:03,439 --> 01:41:03,679
Speaker 8: Okay.

2336
01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:04,280
Speaker 1: Well what is it?

2337
01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:08,320
Speaker 17: And it is Sawie one two zero three.

2338
01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:12,360
Speaker 1: Sally, hold on, hold on, hold on, Sarah? How do

2339
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:12,800
Speaker 1: you spell it?

2340
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:19,320
Speaker 17: Asked as in Sarah a double as in when I

2341
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:23,839
Speaker 17: and then the numbers one two zero.

2342
01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:27,639
Speaker 1: Three one two Sawie one two O three Oh, it's

2343
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:31,960
Speaker 1: a private profile. Well, we can't look at you. Let

2344
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:34,720
Speaker 1: me ask you the questions. Why do people have private profiles?

2345
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:37,000
Speaker 1: And you have to ask permission to what people?

2346
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:37,360
Speaker 9: What do you?

2347
01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:37,960
Speaker 1: Why do you do that?

2348
01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:39,799
Speaker 17: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

2349
01:41:43,439 --> 01:41:44,479
Speaker 44: How do I own Now?

2350
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:46,240
Speaker 17: I'm here trying to figure this out.

2351
01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:49,080
Speaker 1: We have time.

2352
01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:49,639
Speaker 44: Okay.

2353
01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:54,439
Speaker 1: So you won the bikini body building competition first in

2354
01:41:54,560 --> 01:41:58,560
Speaker 1: debut first and open second in novice second. Overall, you

2355
01:41:58,720 --> 01:41:59,960
Speaker 1: must be so excited today.

2356
01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:04,519
Speaker 17: Damn, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. And I lost

2357
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:05,840
Speaker 17: sixty pounds to get there.

2358
01:42:05,960 --> 01:42:07,360
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what around?

2359
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:07,960
Speaker 29: Yeah?

2360
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:10,360
Speaker 40: So I just did you know?

2361
01:42:10,600 --> 01:42:14,519
Speaker 17: I was like sick of myself, and I said, I've

2362
01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:17,760
Speaker 17: got to do something here. So I enlisted the help

2363
01:42:17,880 --> 01:42:20,240
Speaker 17: of some friends at the gym. My friend Amanda and Dolliana,

2364
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:23,440
Speaker 17: who I work out with. Worked out with them hardcore

2365
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:25,639
Speaker 17: twice today for about three months.

2366
01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:26,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

2367
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:29,439
Speaker 17: And then I hired a coach named Danielle. She was amazing.

2368
01:42:29,439 --> 01:42:30,400
Speaker 4: You're very welcome.

2369
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:35,200
Speaker 1: So you lost not only did you lose sixty pounds

2370
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:37,880
Speaker 1: since September, but you put on muscle weight as well.

2371
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:41,559
Speaker 1: Congratulations too, That's so awesome. It's you, by the way.

2372
01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:44,759
Speaker 1: I have little bumps on my arms. They're called muscles. Hey, Alex,

2373
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:47,200
Speaker 1: come here, I'll tell you. I've been working out almost

2374
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:48,840
Speaker 1: every day and I got out of the showers of

2375
01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:50,840
Speaker 1: the day. Alex looked at me and said, oh my god,

2376
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,760
Speaker 1: you you have muscles.

2377
01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:56,160
Speaker 3: On your arms. Yeah, you got one going.

2378
01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:03,360
Speaker 1: I thought it was a mosquito. By still, I mean,

2379
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:05,800
Speaker 1: I mean I'm I'm not Sarah. I'm not as well

2380
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:07,439
Speaker 1: built as you, but I'm on my way. I'm gonna

2381
01:43:07,439 --> 01:43:09,840
Speaker 1: win that bikini competition next year. I'm telling you right now.

2382
01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:11,720
Speaker 17: Did you find me?

2383
01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:13,679
Speaker 7: No, because you haven't.

2384
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:14,080
Speaker 29: You have to.

2385
01:43:14,439 --> 01:43:17,000
Speaker 4: I found you. But your profile is private.

2386
01:43:17,160 --> 01:43:20,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're turn off your privacy crap, turn that off

2387
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:24,080
Speaker 1: that Oh my gosh, she.

2388
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:26,080
Speaker 4: Figures out how the sixty pounds a couple months.

2389
01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:29,439
Speaker 1: You're acting very erratic. Are you on Lloyds? You're on Royd?

2390
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:32,160
Speaker 19: You know what if I was, I would have won overall, but.

2391
01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:32,640
Speaker 16: I didn't know.

2392
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:36,720
Speaker 1: Thank you for going drug free and congratulations Sarah. That's

2393
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:39,679
Speaker 1: that's a great story. Good for you, you guys.

2394
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:41,280
Speaker 17: And can I just say I'm a little bit I'm

2395
01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:44,760
Speaker 17: like fangirl in hardcore. I've been listening to you guys

2396
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:48,240
Speaker 17: for about ten years and a few few years back,

2397
01:43:48,439 --> 01:43:51,240
Speaker 17: I got drunk in the city and I was on

2398
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:55,000
Speaker 17: the subway crying looking for Elvis Durant asking every stranger I.

2399
01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:57,200
Speaker 18: Knew Elvis Elran.

2400
01:43:58,160 --> 01:43:58,559
Speaker 40: I was up.

2401
01:43:59,520 --> 01:44:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have that effect on most bodybuilders. Well, look, Sarah, Well,

2402
01:44:04,479 --> 01:44:06,920
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. I hope you have a beautiful day. Congratulations.

2403
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:10,400
Speaker 1: You deserve to be very, very proud of yourself. Thanks

2404
01:44:10,439 --> 01:44:10,840
Speaker 1: for listening.

2405
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:11,960
Speaker 17: Thank you so much, guys.

2406
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:12,600
Speaker 15: I appreciate you.

2407
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:17,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a shirt for you, by the way.

2408
01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:20,200
Speaker 1: By the way, we're going to give you a one

2409
01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:24,000
Speaker 1: thousand dollars cash gift card. Oh my god, you can.

2410
01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:26,280
Speaker 1: You can spend it anywhere anywhere you want.

2411
01:44:26,360 --> 01:44:26,400
Speaker 8: You.

2412
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:30,040
Speaker 1: You will spend it on whatever you want. Okay, Oh

2413
01:44:30,160 --> 01:44:34,840
Speaker 1: my god, Elvis a thousand dollars, one thousand dollars and

2414
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:37,080
Speaker 1: you don't but open up your Instagram so we can

2415
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:37,800
Speaker 1: get in there and look at you.

2416
01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:40,000
Speaker 44: Yes, oh my god, I'm trying to find you.

2417
01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:47,840
Speaker 1: I'm hold on, she's nuts anyway, So you just wanted

2418
01:44:47,840 --> 01:44:50,800
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars cash gift card? There, Sarah, don't answer

2419
01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:51,360
Speaker 1: the phone.

2420
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:54,280
Speaker 21: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

2421
01:44:54,640 --> 01:44:57,280
Speaker 1: Remember last week there was a big bucket of water

2422
01:44:57,400 --> 01:44:59,040
Speaker 1: under the board, and scarce that it was in here

2423
01:44:59,080 --> 01:45:02,320
Speaker 1: because he needed sound effects for a phone tap. Scary, scary,

2424
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:06,000
Speaker 1: scary now playing the part of a stupid plumber. Uh,

2425
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:08,000
Speaker 1: not a smart plumber, because there are many out there.

2426
01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:11,280
Speaker 1: This this one's a little stupid anyway. The email coming

2427
01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:13,760
Speaker 1: from Alexis is dear Elvis Durant. We've been having a

2428
01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:16,200
Speaker 1: lot of plumbing work done around the house lately. My

2429
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:18,080
Speaker 1: mom and I want a phone tap my dad Ray

2430
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:21,160
Speaker 1: at his office and tell him our toilet is overflowing

2431
01:45:21,200 --> 01:45:23,760
Speaker 1: here at home. Alexa, we hear you set up here.

2432
01:45:23,960 --> 01:45:26,640
Speaker 1: Alexa and her mom start the call to Ray at

2433
01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:30,320
Speaker 1: his office as scary Joels plays the part of the

2434
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:34,800
Speaker 1: plumber's son who doesn't know anything about plumbing. Let's listen

2435
01:45:34,880 --> 01:45:37,000
Speaker 1: in to today's phone tap. This is a mother and

2436
01:45:37,120 --> 01:45:39,800
Speaker 1: a daughter phone tapping dad.

2437
01:45:40,439 --> 01:45:42,920
Speaker 35: I love these Hello, Hi.

2438
01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:45,960
Speaker 27: Dad, I just went to the day up in before

2439
01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:47,920
Speaker 27: and then I just flushed it and then it just

2440
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:49,599
Speaker 27: like through overflowing like crazy.

2441
01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:52,840
Speaker 5: What Yeah, it's yes, you went.

2442
01:45:52,760 --> 01:45:54,679
Speaker 1: To go to mop it's going crazy?

2443
01:45:55,160 --> 01:45:55,559
Speaker 6: Which one?

2444
01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:58,680
Speaker 37: Yeah, he's getting a mob.

2445
01:45:58,720 --> 01:45:59,880
Speaker 6: Wait, let me suit the mom not.

2446
01:46:01,360 --> 01:46:03,400
Speaker 9: Alay, you get the.

2447
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:06,280
Speaker 6: Pun Is this the water still falling out?

2448
01:46:06,439 --> 01:46:06,639
Speaker 37: Way?

2449
01:46:07,040 --> 01:46:09,720
Speaker 7: Oh it's so instead, I don't know.

2450
01:46:10,120 --> 01:46:13,000
Speaker 6: She went to the bathroom and a lot of paper

2451
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:17,360
Speaker 6: to get the puna. Where the plunger in the other bathroom?

2452
01:46:18,560 --> 01:46:19,840
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know how to do that.

2453
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:22,559
Speaker 6: Get the punch and punch today.

2454
01:46:24,120 --> 01:46:25,200
Speaker 5: The plumber's son is here.

2455
01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:26,240
Speaker 6: Get the punger.

2456
01:46:26,320 --> 01:46:27,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the plumbers.

2457
01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:30,400
Speaker 6: Plumber is here. Get that the sun. Is it still

2458
01:46:30,439 --> 01:46:30,840
Speaker 6: coming out?

2459
01:46:31,520 --> 01:46:33,679
Speaker 21: Yes, it's not stopping.

2460
01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:34,519
Speaker 6: Get the plunger.

2461
01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:35,200
Speaker 33: Listen to me.

2462
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:38,680
Speaker 1: I think the problem is over here with him.

2463
01:46:38,800 --> 01:46:40,840
Speaker 6: Hey, Hello, there's a plunger in the other bathroom. Ask

2464
01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:42,240
Speaker 6: my wife to get it. That'll stop it.

2465
01:46:42,360 --> 01:46:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's rising again.

2466
01:46:43,439 --> 01:46:44,120
Speaker 6: Get the plunger.

2467
01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:45,519
Speaker 1: Tell her I don't know what I'm doing.

2468
01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:47,320
Speaker 6: Listen full Pull the cover off the tank.

2469
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:51,280
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, Oh no, the handle fell off.

2470
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:53,000
Speaker 6: All right, just pull us to cover off the tank.

2471
01:46:53,520 --> 01:46:55,080
Speaker 1: What is on with this toilet here?

2472
01:46:55,439 --> 01:46:55,759
Speaker 39: Okay?

2473
01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:00,680
Speaker 6: Shut the water from downstairs the basement are here?

2474
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:01,719
Speaker 1: Take your phone back a second.

2475
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:04,240
Speaker 6: Here, Ray, Yeah, our coffee's all wet.

2476
01:47:04,360 --> 01:47:05,120
Speaker 18: Ray in our bedroom.

2477
01:47:05,160 --> 01:47:06,240
Speaker 5: It's going into the closet.

2478
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:07,320
Speaker 6: How that happen.

2479
01:47:07,840 --> 01:47:09,519
Speaker 18: It's flowing out of the toilet.

2480
01:47:09,680 --> 01:47:11,240
Speaker 6: Ray, okay the tors clause.

2481
01:47:11,439 --> 01:47:12,479
Speaker 1: Is this the right novel?

2482
01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:14,920
Speaker 2: He doesn't seem to know too much.

2483
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:17,519
Speaker 6: Ray not stres down the basement. There's the water valve

2484
01:47:17,560 --> 01:47:19,160
Speaker 6: for the main house. You gotta shut that off right away,

2485
01:47:19,160 --> 01:47:19,559
Speaker 6: the son.

2486
01:47:19,520 --> 01:47:22,559
Speaker 14: Of the plomba, Ray, I think I accidentally shut your

2487
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:24,680
Speaker 14: gas off one way.

2488
01:47:24,720 --> 01:47:26,400
Speaker 6: I don't think he knows how to me.

2489
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,120
Speaker 1: Stop talking.

2490
01:47:28,000 --> 01:47:30,519
Speaker 6: Under the stairs in the basement, there's the valve. Shut

2491
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:30,880
Speaker 6: it off.

2492
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:32,160
Speaker 18: I can't go down there.

2493
01:47:32,280 --> 01:47:33,880
Speaker 6: Come out and tell him what to do. Shut the

2494
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:36,679
Speaker 6: valves under the the basement. Okay, why don't you listen

2495
01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:37,960
Speaker 6: to me? So he keeps the thing. You don't know

2496
01:47:37,960 --> 01:47:38,840
Speaker 6: what to do? Go down there.

2497
01:47:39,040 --> 01:47:40,799
Speaker 1: I think this one's a circuit breaker.

2498
01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,679
Speaker 6: Listen to me. Under the stairs the basement, there's there's

2499
01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:46,000
Speaker 6: a valve for the whole house. Turn it off. Flights off,

2500
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:46,920
Speaker 6: that's what he's gonna do.

2501
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:48,760
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna put a much on. I'm gonna

2502
01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:49,280
Speaker 4: go run down.

2503
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:49,920
Speaker 6: And see what's going on.

2504
01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:53,479
Speaker 35: Good people, Oh my god, this guy is so stupid.

2505
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:55,360
Speaker 6: Shut up. He's helping you. Okay, he doesn't have to

2506
01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:55,640
Speaker 6: help you.

2507
01:47:55,960 --> 01:47:59,640
Speaker 9: No, we know you understand he didn't know anything there.

2508
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:01,000
Speaker 6: Did you shut the water up there?

2509
01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I shut it off. But it's coming out

2510
01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:05,280
Speaker 1: of the toilet like a big explosion or something.

2511
01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:06,200
Speaker 6: Is it still coming up?

2512
01:48:06,479 --> 01:48:13,520
Speaker 1: Yes, it's coming up, and it's brown, Holly.

2513
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:22,479
Speaker 6: Let me speak to her, talk to you. Hello. You

2514
01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:30,439
Speaker 6: have to calm down. Okay, I have to h calm

2515
01:48:30,520 --> 01:48:31,479
Speaker 6: down for a second. Okay.

2516
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:33,920
Speaker 1: I flushed the other toilet, and now the water is coming.

2517
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:34,439
Speaker 40: Up on that one.

2518
01:48:34,760 --> 01:48:36,000
Speaker 6: Oh my god, oh god.

2519
01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:38,160
Speaker 1: You other bathroom is flooding over here.

2520
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:40,360
Speaker 6: Why did he push the toilet in the other room. Okay,

2521
01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:44,240
Speaker 6: he's not too bright. Ray, it's not nice. Okay, he's

2522
01:48:44,280 --> 01:48:45,479
Speaker 6: helping you. Okay, doesn't have to help you.

2523
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:48,519
Speaker 20: He's not doing anything.

2524
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:51,280
Speaker 6: Uh. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.

2525
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:53,640
Speaker 1: It smells like a sewer in your bathroom and your

2526
01:48:53,640 --> 01:48:57,440
Speaker 1: whole house. How's the other toilet looking.

2527
01:48:59,600 --> 01:48:59,800
Speaker 20: Down?

2528
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:01,920
Speaker 1: You'll call the town I'm gonna call a town home.

2529
01:49:01,960 --> 01:49:02,719
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

2530
01:49:02,920 --> 01:49:05,000
Speaker 1: Wait, don't.

2531
01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:08,280
Speaker 6: I'm gonna find a number right now. On second.

2532
01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:10,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need some boots. At this point, I'm soaked.

2533
01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:12,200
Speaker 6: I don't understand what the hell is going on over there.

2534
01:49:12,320 --> 01:49:14,599
Speaker 3: It's almost up to my ships, hold nine one one

2535
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:16,320
Speaker 3: and get the five department over there.

2536
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:19,680
Speaker 20: Half his furniture's ruined from the fire department, and uh,

2537
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:20,800
Speaker 20: get them over there.

2538
01:49:20,840 --> 01:49:21,960
Speaker 1: The wood is warped on there.

2539
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:22,880
Speaker 6: Still coming up.

2540
01:49:22,920 --> 01:49:24,519
Speaker 1: Oh, it's coming up. It's fast and furious.

2541
01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:27,839
Speaker 6: Kidding me? How coming? I'm still fourthfully, I gonna.

2542
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:28,320
Speaker 1: Hold my nose.

2543
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:29,080
Speaker 8: It's so bad.

2544
01:49:31,840 --> 01:49:34,479
Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna leave right now. I'm coming home.

2545
01:49:34,520 --> 01:49:39,840
Speaker 1: There's duty everywhere, mister Sieri. Yes you're not.

2546
01:49:41,240 --> 01:49:41,680
Speaker 6: Yes, we are.

2547
01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:42,639
Speaker 1: Your phone tapped.

2548
01:49:42,960 --> 01:49:43,560
Speaker 6: You're kidding me.

2549
01:49:43,840 --> 01:49:44,679
Speaker 1: It's scary, Jones.

2550
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:45,920
Speaker 6: Ah, you gotta be kidding me.

2551
01:49:49,640 --> 01:49:50,120
Speaker 28: Get you right.

2552
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm happy though, Elvis, this.

2553
01:49:58,240 --> 01:49:59,920
Speaker 21: Phone table was pre recorded for me.

2554
01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:01,480
Speaker 1: She granted by all participants.

2555
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:12,919
Speaker 21: Elvis d wran in the morning show.

2556
01:50:14,479 --> 01:50:16,920
Speaker 1: Question, what little irritating habits do you have around the

2557
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:21,160
Speaker 1: house that really says a lot about you? For instance,

2558
01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:24,519
Speaker 1: my habit that people get so bent out of shapeover

2559
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:28,719
Speaker 1: is I'll stop the microwave oven like with two seconds

2560
01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:31,080
Speaker 1: left because i just feel like it's been on enough.

2561
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:34,920
Speaker 1: And I'll leave two seconds on the on the on

2562
01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:37,760
Speaker 1: the display, and I get yelled at for that? Is

2563
01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:39,200
Speaker 1: that really that irritating? Is that bad?

2564
01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:40,679
Speaker 4: A monstrous kind of monsters.

2565
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:46,320
Speaker 1: It's not monsters at all. Someone texts it in saying

2566
01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:49,880
Speaker 1: that her husband is the over tidier. She'll take the

2567
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:52,320
Speaker 1: milk out of the refrigerator to make cereal, and she'll

2568
01:50:52,360 --> 01:50:54,000
Speaker 1: turn around to get it and he's already put it away,

2569
01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:56,840
Speaker 1: and he's like, wait, I just took it out. But

2570
01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:00,160
Speaker 1: she but she is the shadder. She sheds things that

2571
01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:03,080
Speaker 1: she walks to the house. Jacket here, sweater, their hairclips here.

2572
01:51:03,439 --> 01:51:05,000
Speaker 7: Oh that drives me nuts.

2573
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:05,880
Speaker 4: Do not do that?

2574
01:51:06,439 --> 01:51:08,320
Speaker 1: Well, see that drives you nutstand yea, But what what

2575
01:51:08,439 --> 01:51:10,519
Speaker 1: irritating habitsts do you have at the house. I'm sure

2576
01:51:10,560 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 1: you have it your closet, right, I have to.

2577
01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:15,679
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, my closet. Oh you know what Sheldon hates.

2578
01:51:16,120 --> 01:51:18,640
Speaker 5: So my closet has a mirror on it. But I

2579
01:51:18,720 --> 01:51:21,400
Speaker 5: have so many handbags and you know, top bags and

2580
01:51:21,439 --> 01:51:23,920
Speaker 5: stuff that it blocks the mirror because they're hanging. So

2581
01:51:24,040 --> 01:51:26,519
Speaker 5: I open up his closet and I use his mirror,

2582
01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:29,320
Speaker 5: and it drives him nuts because he's like, then I

2583
01:51:29,479 --> 01:51:31,920
Speaker 5: locked the cats in there accidentally, and they scratched at

2584
01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:35,360
Speaker 5: the rug to try and get out. Poor I think

2585
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:38,679
Speaker 5: that is probably I get yelled for that twice a week,

2586
01:51:38,720 --> 01:51:39,479
Speaker 5: three times a week.

2587
01:51:40,520 --> 01:51:43,760
Speaker 1: The cat, the cat thing aside. I mean, at what

2588
01:51:43,880 --> 01:51:46,000
Speaker 1: point can you own a mirror? You cannot use my

2589
01:51:46,560 --> 01:51:46,880
Speaker 1: that's my.

2590
01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:52,479
Speaker 5: He says, clean your bags out and throw half of

2591
01:51:52,560 --> 01:51:54,559
Speaker 5: them away, and then you have to use my mirror.

2592
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:56,479
Speaker 1: Usually, right, Why can't you use his closet?

2593
01:51:56,479 --> 01:51:59,240
Speaker 5: I don't understand what the because I cause issues with

2594
01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:01,600
Speaker 5: the cats and then his rug is all ripped up

2595
01:52:01,640 --> 01:52:02,160
Speaker 5: from the cat.

2596
01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:06,080
Speaker 3: Okayre's that gets on your own closet and your own mirror.

2597
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:08,559
Speaker 3: You use your stuff. He uses way.

2598
01:52:12,479 --> 01:52:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure Alex is still asleep. He's not listening. He

2599
01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:17,400
Speaker 1: I told you what he does. He'll he'll be like, okay,

2600
01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:19,559
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and fix stuff around the house.

2601
01:52:19,600 --> 01:52:21,840
Speaker 1: He'll he'll pull all the tools out of the tool

2602
01:52:22,080 --> 01:52:24,599
Speaker 1: drawer or whatever, and he'll leave them everywhere. He never

2603
01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:27,760
Speaker 1: puts anything away, or he'll take the wrapper off a

2604
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:30,200
Speaker 1: new hammer or something, just leave the wrapper right there.

2605
01:52:31,040 --> 01:52:33,599
Speaker 1: I have to tow all that away. It's it's irritating.

2606
01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:35,479
Speaker 1: So what other things are on this list? That they

2607
01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:39,240
Speaker 1: are the irritating habits we have around the house that irritating.

2608
01:52:38,960 --> 01:52:43,240
Speaker 4: The people who leave dishes to quote soak. The people

2609
01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:47,519
Speaker 4: who leave cabinets open, the people who take who eat

2610
01:52:47,600 --> 01:52:51,280
Speaker 4: something and leave one bite or one sip left. The

2611
01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:54,400
Speaker 4: people who, instead of mopping, use like a Clorox wipe

2612
01:52:54,439 --> 01:52:55,840
Speaker 4: and a foot Yes.

2613
01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:56,400
Speaker 1: You know all that.

2614
01:52:56,600 --> 01:53:00,599
Speaker 4: I'm leaving leftovers and the fridge way past their expation day,

2615
01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:01,280
Speaker 4: all these things.

2616
01:53:01,439 --> 01:53:03,519
Speaker 5: How about the water bottles around the house. This is

2617
01:53:03,560 --> 01:53:05,559
Speaker 5: what happens in my house with the boys. They take

2618
01:53:05,640 --> 01:53:07,960
Speaker 5: three steps of the of the Poland spring and then

2619
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:09,360
Speaker 5: I find nine water bottles.

2620
01:53:10,160 --> 01:53:14,000
Speaker 1: This is why you should people do that? People? Yes, yes, scary,

2621
01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:14,879
Speaker 1: which I object.

2622
01:53:15,160 --> 01:53:17,800
Speaker 14: I'm a dish soaker and I sit there, did the

2623
01:53:17,920 --> 01:53:19,120
Speaker 14: dishes sit there overnight?

2624
01:53:19,240 --> 01:53:20,640
Speaker 1: And they soak? And I got to tell you the

2625
01:53:20,720 --> 01:53:23,880
Speaker 1: grime comes off that much easier in the morning. Well,

2626
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:26,719
Speaker 1: but I know it. Sometimes we let them quote unquote

2627
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:31,519
Speaker 1: soak because we're just lazy. We could easily just so

2628
01:53:32,040 --> 01:53:33,040
Speaker 1: I soak all my dishes.

2629
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:35,080
Speaker 4: Well, just wait till you read what this says about

2630
01:53:35,080 --> 01:53:35,720
Speaker 4: your personality.

2631
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:38,760
Speaker 1: Scary, let's talk about it. What does that mean?

2632
01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:39,760
Speaker 19: You want to hear what?

2633
01:53:40,479 --> 01:53:43,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead and connect the connect the dots.

2634
01:53:43,280 --> 01:53:46,160
Speaker 4: Okay, So this says your ability to make life more

2635
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:51,080
Speaker 4: difficult is unmatched. Instead of handling something that's mindnumbingly easy,

2636
01:53:51,439 --> 01:53:54,640
Speaker 4: you choose to soak it in a ransom cesspool of procrastination.

2637
01:53:55,120 --> 01:53:57,200
Speaker 4: By the time you make the decision to do something

2638
01:53:57,240 --> 01:53:59,519
Speaker 4: about it, someone else has come along and cleaned up

2639
01:53:59,560 --> 01:54:01,679
Speaker 4: your mess, which is what she wanted all along.

2640
01:54:03,080 --> 01:54:07,479
Speaker 1: Wow, Well I live alone, so I'm playing myself.

2641
01:54:08,360 --> 01:54:08,639
Speaker 21: Okay.

2642
01:54:09,720 --> 01:54:11,519
Speaker 1: So, which is in a text? A Clorox wipe and

2643
01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:12,519
Speaker 1: a foot? That's my sister.

2644
01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:16,240
Speaker 4: Oh, I would totally do that instead of mopping an

2645
01:54:16,360 --> 01:54:18,160
Speaker 4: entire floor if there's just like one little spill in

2646
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:19,960
Speaker 4: one little area, Clorox lightfoot.

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Speaker 17: Here we go.

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01:54:23,200 --> 01:54:27,840
Speaker 1: Who's Tara? She's online nineteen. Let's go talk to her. Hello, Tara,

2649
01:54:27,920 --> 01:54:29,840
Speaker 1: how are you hi?

2650
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Speaker 36: Good morning?

2651
01:54:31,280 --> 01:54:35,560
Speaker 1: Well, good morning. So what irritating things are going on

2652
01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:36,120
Speaker 1: in your house?

2653
01:54:37,160 --> 01:54:37,480
Speaker 4: Okay?

2654
01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:40,560
Speaker 36: So first off, one thing that I gotta say is

2655
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:45,440
Speaker 36: what you said, with Alex tools everywhere my husband one thousand.

2656
01:54:46,080 --> 01:54:53,360
Speaker 36: My kitchen table has become his toolbox. But besides that, me,

2657
01:54:53,760 --> 01:54:56,920
Speaker 36: I walk with a heavy foot, always have always. Well,

2658
01:54:57,040 --> 01:55:00,320
Speaker 36: I'm not a big person. I'm five two. If that

2659
01:55:00,680 --> 01:55:03,880
Speaker 36: I like to give I pad my height because I'm

2660
01:55:03,920 --> 01:55:06,440
Speaker 36: not very big. But I walk with a heavy foot

2661
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:09,960
Speaker 36: stomping on the floor across the house. No matter where

2662
01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:12,360
Speaker 36: I am, I stop running.

2663
01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:14,000
Speaker 7: I'm just walking.

2664
01:55:14,800 --> 01:55:14,960
Speaker 44: Good.

2665
01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:17,320
Speaker 1: At least we always know where you are. Hey, let

2666
01:55:17,360 --> 01:55:19,160
Speaker 1: me ask you that someone just sent this text in Tara.

2667
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,520
Speaker 1: People who leave toilet paper on the counter instead of

2668
01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:24,680
Speaker 1: putting it on the roll? Thing?

2669
01:55:26,200 --> 01:55:26,600
Speaker 24: Do you do that?

2670
01:55:26,840 --> 01:55:28,880
Speaker 36: First off, you gotta put it the right way, with

2671
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:32,120
Speaker 36: the paper hanging away from the wall, not into the wall.

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01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:34,440
Speaker 1: That's amen, Amen, Amen.

2673
01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:37,680
Speaker 36: But yeah, that'll drive me nuts. Or you just use

2674
01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:40,200
Speaker 36: the last piece and you don't put it on the roll.

2675
01:55:40,920 --> 01:55:42,160
Speaker 36: That drives me bananas.

2676
01:55:42,360 --> 01:55:46,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. These are the little lazy things we

2677
01:55:46,320 --> 01:55:47,680
Speaker 1: do at the house. But you know the thing is

2678
01:55:47,720 --> 01:55:49,120
Speaker 1: we can get away with it at the house because

2679
01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:51,280
Speaker 1: no one else is there to witness this stuff anyway.

2680
01:55:51,880 --> 01:55:55,280
Speaker 1: Best alert to you, Tara, Well exactly, Thank you so much,

2681
01:55:55,320 --> 01:55:58,240
Speaker 1: and good luck with your your tool counter on the

2682
01:55:58,600 --> 01:56:03,120
Speaker 1: dining room table. Hey twenties, Katie, she's got problems. You

2683
01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:05,840
Speaker 1: really open a can of worms with this article. Hi, Katie,

2684
01:56:05,880 --> 01:56:06,200
Speaker 1: what's up?

2685
01:56:07,560 --> 01:56:07,720
Speaker 16: Hi?

2686
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:09,800
Speaker 7: So that's something I do.

2687
01:56:10,320 --> 01:56:12,400
Speaker 39: But when I walk downstairs in the morning and I

2688
01:56:12,480 --> 01:56:15,160
Speaker 39: walk in the kitchen and the cabinets are wide open, and.

2689
01:56:15,240 --> 01:56:17,760
Speaker 9: The dishes are next to the sink and not in

2690
01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:19,680
Speaker 9: the think that is my husband.

2691
01:56:20,720 --> 01:56:24,760
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll live with one of those two. You're not alone,

2692
01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:29,680
Speaker 1: you're some pressing. Does that too?

2693
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:31,400
Speaker 7: Do you bring them over to the sink and I

2694
01:56:31,480 --> 01:56:35,840
Speaker 7: go watch this. If you just push it a little bit,

2695
01:56:35,960 --> 01:56:37,240
Speaker 7: it goes right into the sink.

2696
01:56:37,360 --> 01:56:41,160
Speaker 1: What do you say, it's so close.

2697
01:56:42,000 --> 01:56:44,120
Speaker 9: We empty the dishwasher and they just sit.

2698
01:56:44,040 --> 01:56:44,520
Speaker 21: On the counter.

2699
01:56:44,680 --> 01:56:46,760
Speaker 7: The cabinet's right there. Put it in the cabinet.

2700
01:56:47,240 --> 01:56:50,880
Speaker 1: It's right there. Absolutely all right. Well, thank you, Katie,

2701
01:56:50,920 --> 01:56:51,560
Speaker 1: best of luck.

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01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:53,640
Speaker 6: Of that.

2703
01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

2704
01:56:55,280 --> 01:56:57,880
Speaker 4: So Brandon does the cabinet thing too. I will come

2705
01:56:57,960 --> 01:57:00,200
Speaker 4: down in the morning and every single cabinet looks like

2706
01:57:00,200 --> 01:57:03,640
Speaker 4: a raccoon broke into the house and rummaged for snacks.

2707
01:57:03,640 --> 01:57:05,440
Speaker 4: I don't know what takes him over in the middle

2708
01:57:05,480 --> 01:57:07,560
Speaker 4: of the night. I think it's like a tapeworm from hell.

2709
01:57:07,880 --> 01:57:10,040
Speaker 4: But he goes down there, eats all the snacks and

2710
01:57:10,160 --> 01:57:12,960
Speaker 4: just leaves it. It's crazy. He's also the overcleaner, so

2711
01:57:13,040 --> 01:57:14,080
Speaker 4: it doesn't make any sense.

2712
01:57:14,280 --> 01:57:18,400
Speaker 1: Oh, text, When he opens a beer, he leaves it

2713
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:20,200
Speaker 1: on the stove instead of putting the can in the

2714
01:57:20,280 --> 01:57:26,040
Speaker 1: garbage next to the stove. It is right there. People

2715
01:57:26,080 --> 01:57:29,200
Speaker 1: are complaining about people like me who refuse to clear

2716
01:57:29,280 --> 01:57:32,080
Speaker 1: the timer on the microwave. What does it matter? But

2717
01:57:32,200 --> 01:57:35,760
Speaker 1: what does that matter? That's not littering. It's just a

2718
01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:36,600
Speaker 1: digital display.

2719
01:57:36,640 --> 01:57:39,640
Speaker 3: There's his two on there as well, and I can't

2720
01:57:39,640 --> 01:57:41,160
Speaker 3: see the clock. Then when I look in the kitchen,

2721
01:57:41,240 --> 01:57:42,240
Speaker 3: I don't see the clock.

2722
01:57:43,960 --> 01:57:44,120
Speaker 21: Though.

2723
01:57:44,400 --> 01:57:47,040
Speaker 4: You're leaving another step for the next person that comes along,

2724
01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:49,760
Speaker 4: so I have to clear your time and reset their time.

2725
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:50,720
Speaker 4: And it's just monsters.

2726
01:57:51,360 --> 01:57:54,360
Speaker 1: No one uses the microwave exipt for me, but I

2727
01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:57,200
Speaker 1: get yelled at it says two seconds on the microwave.

2728
01:57:57,240 --> 01:58:01,200
Speaker 1: It's been there for all the whole week nd. It

2729
01:58:01,280 --> 01:58:04,400
Speaker 1: doesn't use extra energy, It doesn't hurt anyone. Yeah, what

2730
01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:05,280
Speaker 1: what's up? Frog?

2731
01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:07,800
Speaker 3: Doing laundry and taking it out of the dryer and

2732
01:58:07,920 --> 01:58:09,720
Speaker 3: doing the laundry doesn't mean taking it out of the

2733
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:12,200
Speaker 3: dryer and draping it over the door that's swung open

2734
01:58:12,280 --> 01:58:13,200
Speaker 3: and just leading it there.

2735
01:58:14,120 --> 01:58:17,120
Speaker 4: Yes, no, it doesn't laundry done.

2736
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:19,760
Speaker 3: No, you can't just take it out of the dryer,

2737
01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:22,200
Speaker 3: drape it over the door and go Okay, I'm done. No,

2738
01:58:22,360 --> 01:58:23,720
Speaker 3: it has to go where it belongs.

2739
01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:26,160
Speaker 1: Well, scary, I know, I was a scary apartment not

2740
01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:28,640
Speaker 1: long ago. He uses his kitchen chairs as coat hangers,

2741
01:58:29,280 --> 01:58:32,120
Speaker 1: and so you have like an entire season, an entire

2742
01:58:32,200 --> 01:58:34,320
Speaker 1: winter of coats, yet piled up.

2743
01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:37,120
Speaker 14: By March, my entire coat closet is piling up on

2744
01:58:37,240 --> 01:58:39,720
Speaker 14: my chairs, one over, the next, over.

2745
01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:45,360
Speaker 1: The next, of the next, over the next. Oh line

2746
01:58:46,560 --> 01:58:50,440
Speaker 1: nineteen Lisa, Hello, Lisa, what's going on in your house?

2747
01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:52,880
Speaker 1: It's like extra well, doing well, But what's going on

2748
01:58:52,960 --> 01:58:53,360
Speaker 1: in your house?

2749
01:58:53,400 --> 01:58:58,760
Speaker 37: It's extra irritating, Oh, irritating and disgusting. So my husband

2750
01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:01,200
Speaker 37: when he gets out of the shout, has to get

2751
01:59:01,240 --> 01:59:06,520
Speaker 37: the big bottle of goldne opens his underwear, shakes it

2752
01:59:07,280 --> 01:59:11,840
Speaker 37: in there until when I tell you, the floor, the rug,

2753
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:12,760
Speaker 37: the walls.

2754
01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:14,960
Speaker 4: I actually now you.

2755
01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:17,480
Speaker 37: I don't even use our manster bathroom. I use the

2756
01:59:17,760 --> 01:59:18,480
Speaker 37: guest bathroom.

2757
01:59:21,080 --> 01:59:23,600
Speaker 1: You know, you know we have quite we have quite

2758
01:59:23,640 --> 01:59:26,680
Speaker 1: the optics. Quite the visual of your husband just pulling

2759
01:59:26,720 --> 01:59:29,600
Speaker 1: his underwear out. I was like shaking the powder in

2760
01:59:29,680 --> 01:59:33,880
Speaker 1: there everywhere. Shower, he won't do it.

2761
01:59:33,880 --> 01:59:36,120
Speaker 37: Another walk and shower and wait till it gets out.

2762
01:59:37,240 --> 01:59:39,960
Speaker 37: So and then there's so much in there it goes

2763
01:59:40,080 --> 01:59:42,040
Speaker 37: up the back and then he has it like straight

2764
01:59:42,120 --> 01:59:44,600
Speaker 37: up his back out of his back, and I.

2765
01:59:44,680 --> 01:59:45,720
Speaker 4: Yell at him all the time.

2766
01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:49,240
Speaker 37: We went to we went to Costa Rica like two

2767
01:59:49,320 --> 01:59:51,680
Speaker 37: years ago, and I asked him, I said, please, can

2768
01:59:51,760 --> 01:59:54,680
Speaker 37: you do that in a shower, because when he did

2769
01:59:54,720 --> 01:59:57,760
Speaker 37: it the first day, it was like this picture like

2770
01:59:57,880 --> 02:00:00,760
Speaker 37: your cameratops full of flower and you may can indention

2771
02:00:00,760 --> 02:00:03,480
Speaker 37: in there. I walk, my feet are in his powder.

2772
02:00:04,040 --> 02:00:08,360
Speaker 37: And so now I don't even use the bathroom. I

2773
02:00:08,560 --> 02:00:11,160
Speaker 37: just I have by everything set up in the guest bathroom.

2774
02:00:11,680 --> 02:00:14,040
Speaker 37: I started like brushing my teeth and it is that

2775
02:00:14,440 --> 02:00:18,480
Speaker 37: this gross taste, and I realized this powder is going everywhere.

2776
02:00:18,680 --> 02:00:19,520
Speaker 4: Now once you might.

2777
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:25,640
Speaker 37: Yes, so when you walk into his bathroom, it's like

2778
02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:28,040
Speaker 37: it looks like it's like three hundred years old with

2779
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:32,040
Speaker 37: dust that everywhere everything.

2780
02:00:32,480 --> 02:00:33,800
Speaker 6: It's so.

2781
02:00:35,880 --> 02:00:38,040
Speaker 1: At least he's not scratching his nuts all the time.

2782
02:00:39,160 --> 02:00:41,880
Speaker 7: Well you know, he says, my thighs get chased.

2783
02:00:42,160 --> 02:00:44,560
Speaker 37: Okay, that's fine, do it before you come out of

2784
02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:47,480
Speaker 37: the shower, Okay, okay.

2785
02:00:47,520 --> 02:00:49,760
Speaker 1: So it's just one of those little irritating things. I

2786
02:00:49,840 --> 02:00:54,480
Speaker 1: will thank you, thank you for sharing with us. What

2787
02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:55,640
Speaker 1: else is on the list? Candy?

2788
02:00:55,840 --> 02:00:59,280
Speaker 4: Oh you want to know what the habit says about you?

2789
02:01:00,520 --> 02:01:00,680
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2790
02:01:00,840 --> 02:01:02,800
Speaker 4: Right, Well, first of all, we talked about soaking dishes

2791
02:01:02,840 --> 02:01:05,320
Speaker 4: in the sink. What about people who leave unopened mail

2792
02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:07,400
Speaker 4: just piling up? Anyone here do that?

2793
02:01:07,840 --> 02:01:08,000
Speaker 21: Oh?

2794
02:01:09,160 --> 02:01:09,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2795
02:01:09,400 --> 02:01:13,240
Speaker 4: Sometimes you're likely someone who doesn't check their voicemail because

2796
02:01:13,280 --> 02:01:15,640
Speaker 4: it makes you anxious. You have an extreme fear of

2797
02:01:15,680 --> 02:01:19,280
Speaker 4: the unknown, and you are marginally, if that, equipped to

2798
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:24,320
Speaker 4: navigate adult life. Leaving kitchen cabinets open, it says you're

2799
02:01:24,320 --> 02:01:26,920
Speaker 4: made of equal parts courage and fear, brave enough to

2800
02:01:26,960 --> 02:01:28,960
Speaker 4: start any old test that pops into your mind, but

2801
02:01:29,040 --> 02:01:32,560
Speaker 4: too afraid to finish one god forsaken project. You leave

2802
02:01:32,640 --> 02:01:34,960
Speaker 4: doors open in life in general, so you never fully

2803
02:01:35,120 --> 02:01:38,600
Speaker 4: leave a situation. Your life is dominated by what ifs,

2804
02:01:38,920 --> 02:01:41,680
Speaker 4: and you'll likely never learn to take definitive action.

2805
02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:44,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, how can you were doing that?

2806
02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:48,080
Speaker 4: Walk around with the cabinets open, don't drive me nuts crazy?

2807
02:01:48,480 --> 02:01:48,880
Speaker 6: Close them?

2808
02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:50,800
Speaker 1: I mean it takes no effort whatsoever to close.

2809
02:01:50,960 --> 02:01:51,120
Speaker 47: Yeah.

2810
02:01:51,360 --> 02:01:53,920
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is walking across the bathroom floor with

2811
02:01:54,080 --> 02:01:56,480
Speaker 1: my bare feet and I'm like, what's that? And I'm

2812
02:01:56,560 --> 02:01:59,120
Speaker 1: lift my foot up and there's an old toenail stuck

2813
02:01:59,160 --> 02:02:06,880
Speaker 1: to the bottom of your foot. Noails, no sick.

2814
02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:08,680
Speaker 4: If you want to know about the people who leave

2815
02:02:08,760 --> 02:02:12,200
Speaker 4: one bite or sip, it means you're self absorbed in

2816
02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:14,480
Speaker 4: a free spirit, too busy thinking about your own life

2817
02:02:14,680 --> 02:02:17,080
Speaker 4: to care about anybody else's. Your fun is hell to

2818
02:02:17,160 --> 02:02:18,920
Speaker 4: be around because you live in the moment. But when

2819
02:02:18,960 --> 02:02:21,760
Speaker 4: faced with the consequences of your own actions, you claim

2820
02:02:21,800 --> 02:02:25,640
Speaker 4: it's not your problem, when you, in fact are everyone's problem.

2821
02:02:25,800 --> 02:02:27,600
Speaker 7: You're a douchebag, that is.

2822
02:02:27,880 --> 02:02:32,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, somewhat Apparently we've bit to moan about the people

2823
02:02:32,760 --> 02:02:34,960
Speaker 1: that we live with that do these things. I'm sure

2824
02:02:35,000 --> 02:02:36,680
Speaker 1: we do things as well.

2825
02:02:37,280 --> 02:02:39,480
Speaker 4: I think I do almost all the things on that list.

2826
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:42,520
Speaker 1: The microwave timer is and when I'm guilty of But

2827
02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:44,880
Speaker 1: I don't see what the problem is with that still.

2828
02:02:45,040 --> 02:02:45,840
Speaker 1: I just I just don't.

2829
02:02:47,680 --> 02:02:49,720
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02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:51,400
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2832
02:02:53,160 --> 02:02:55,280
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2833
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2840
02:03:13,320 --> 02:03:16,360
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