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Speaker 1: uyowa dot com or call eight duy away. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And recently, we got

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Speaker 1: an email from a lady who's the manager at a

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Speaker 1: big company downtown and she wanted us to prank one

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Speaker 1: of her female subordinates. Idea, I like it, she says.

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Speaker 1: This particular employee is a little bit of a hothead.

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Speaker 1: She's a petite woman who drives a giant SUV and

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Speaker 1: apparently she's refused multiple times to car pull into work

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Speaker 1: with co workers who lived near her and need a ride.

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Speaker 1: Come on gas guzzlers. So the whole office got together

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Speaker 1: and said, let's set her up for a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: And I was more than happy to do that for them.

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Speaker 1: It's your brand new phone tap right now. It's another

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Speaker 1: taps on the twenty. Hello, Hi is this Lexi? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? My name's Jordan. I'm part of the building

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Speaker 1: security team at your office. Yeah, I'm calling all the

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Speaker 1: employees the park in the garage just to inform them

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Speaker 1: of some changes that we're going to be making next month. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Like what, Well, you're one of the people who parks

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Speaker 1: their giant gas guzzling SUV's in here, right, Excuse me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean do we drive the wrong person? Aren't you

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Speaker 1: the one that drives the big suv the white Escalade?

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Speaker 1: I do drive that, but I don't understand. And I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming that you don't car pool either, right because we

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Speaker 1: never see anybody else exit the vehicle once you arrive. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. But so what who is this again? I'm

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Speaker 1: Jordan from the building security team. Okay, Jordan, I don't

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Speaker 1: have a lot of time, and I just I parked

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Speaker 1: my car. I go to work. What's what's the big deal?

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Speaker 1: In an effort for us to be a little more

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Speaker 1: environmentally friendly around here, we're going to be reducing the

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Speaker 1: sizes of the parking bots in the garage. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's actually called that I made. So you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: be able to park your yuppiemobile here anymore. All right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're talking to me this way.

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Speaker 1: You're just a building employee. Whatever I mean. I actually

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Speaker 1: work in an office and have an important job, so

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you reduce the size of the

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Speaker 1: parking spaces. I'll just park in two spaces at once.

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Speaker 1: I don't give ah wow, Okay, I mean the other

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Speaker 1: guys were telling me stuff about you. I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: it was going to be this bad. Look. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what anyone's told you about me, But if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna come at me, I'm gonna come right back at you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want to do, lady, just make sure that

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Speaker 1: you have to find another spot starting Monday. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't give us what you say. I'm going to keep

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Speaker 1: parking there, so I guess i'll see you Monday with

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Speaker 1: my big stat SUV. Now, you're not going to be

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Speaker 1: allowed inside the parking garage. You're not going to stop me.

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Speaker 1: Where else do you want me to park if you're

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Speaker 1: not going to let me in? I mean, I know

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Speaker 1: there's some public parking about seven blocks away that should

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Speaker 1: fit your truck beast. I think those garage owners hate

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Speaker 1: the environment too, so give me a break. Seven blocks.

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Speaker 1: It's actually a really safe alleyway. Only three stabbings in

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Speaker 1: the last year. There, you're gonna love it. I am

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Speaker 1: not walking seven blocks in the cold every morning to

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Speaker 1: get to work. Okay, well that's your choice. Sell your

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Speaker 1: lord wagon, get with the times. You can't talk to

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Speaker 1: me like this. I'm not going to sell my talk

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Speaker 1: to you like this. Actually, I think it's about time

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Speaker 1: someone started talking to you about this because the earth matters.

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Speaker 1: Oh seriously, Oh really, I care about the earth, but

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Speaker 1: taking one suv out of your stupid parking garage is

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Speaker 1: not going to make a difference. Hold on a second, here,

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Speaker 1: Am I picking up on something? Are you picking up

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Speaker 1: on me? Giving you the finger because I am? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're hitting on me. What? No, yeah, you are. That's

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Speaker 1: why you haven't hung up the phone yet. You think

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Speaker 1: my voice is sexy, No, I do not. Your voice

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Speaker 1: is stupid. Oh no, I heard you giggle. I heard

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Speaker 1: you giggle. There, I'm giggling because you're a moron. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: busting out the dirty names. All right, here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: I will sleep with you. Okay, I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to you about this anymore. I'm calling the building manager

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell him to fire you for talking

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Speaker 1: to people. Do whatever you want, do whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: He's not gonna listen because I don't work there. And

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. Wait what, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Who is it. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Holy oh my god. Your boss Denise

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Speaker 1: said that she always gives you a bad time about

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Speaker 1: driving that giant suv around, so she wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, okay, well she got me then. So

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Speaker 1: you admit you hate the earth. No, I don't hate

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Speaker 1: the ears. Okay, but you still like me in my voice?

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Speaker 1: Can you just hang up the phone now? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Now you hang up first. Let's do it at the

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Speaker 1: same time. Okay, let's hang up in three two one.

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Speaker 1: You're still there. Oh no, you're gone. Maybe I'm not

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Speaker 1: the It's excellent wake up every morning with food tabs

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy on removing ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five