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Speaker 1: If I say the word pirate, who comes to mind

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Speaker 1: for you? Who's the pirate? You think of every single

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Speaker 1: one of you, same one black Beard, right, everyone everyone

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Speaker 1: knows maybe just maybe you would say Captain Kidd. But

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Speaker 1: black Beard is ninety nine point nine of you. I

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Speaker 1: bet Chris, do you even know who Captain Kidd is? Nope,

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Speaker 1: black Beard, the don't one anyone knows. We'll get to

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Speaker 1: him in a second. Under Stand that piracy has always

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Speaker 1: fascinated us. They wrote dime novels about it. It has

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Speaker 1: always existed in one form or another in this world. Wherever,

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Speaker 1: wherever you have valuable goods shipped on the water, just

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Speaker 1: And frankly, and this is the funny part about it,

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Speaker 1: swashbuckling bandits, murderers, thieves. It's yeah, eventually, you see, this

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Speaker 1: is what happened in the beginning. Keep in mind, as

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Speaker 1: far as America goes, we were being pulled the colonists

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Speaker 1: Go pull up a map of Spain's colonies at their peak.

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Speaker 1: You don't think about it this way. We think about England, right,

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Speaker 1: Cortez taken down the Aztecs. All that, No, that was Spain,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Here's a letter saying you can

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Speaker 1: go be a pirate legally. Just don't attack any English ships.

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Speaker 1: You want to go out there and plunder some Spanish

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Speaker 1: merchant vessels, who am I to stop you? In fact,

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Speaker 1: once you plunder that vessel, bring it back to England.

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Speaker 1: And when you're a nation, when you're France, England, Spain,

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Speaker 1: a merchant you know, a mercenary fleet. Sounds kind of appealing,

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Speaker 1: Now he's a private citizen, he's a privateer. His entire

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Speaker 1: We're not Look, we're done. They have that, though there's

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Speaker 1: look we're pretty much settled here, right. You have this island,

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Speaker 1: I have that island. We're done with this. We're all good, right,

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Speaker 1: let's forget about that. Yeah, yeah, we're all good, which

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Speaker 1: sounds wonderful to you, and I doesn't it. War is over.

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Speaker 1: Who give piece a chance? Unless unless you happen to

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Speaker 1: Or there are these shipping lanes going in and out

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Speaker 1: side note on the piracy thing. I'm probably gonna do

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Speaker 1: all this piracy stuff you've probably heard of it before. Tortuga.

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Speaker 1: Christopher Columbus actually named the island Tortuga himself because it

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Speaker 1: run by a pirate emperor king. Y'all. I'm not kidding, Chris,

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Speaker 1: called a weekend, right, all right, So you start plying

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Speaker 1: the reason he blockaded Charleston might be my favorite thing

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Speaker 1: Now they're charged with murder. All that's fine. Again, I

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Speaker 1: Why is this about racism? And what you're seeing with

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Speaker 1: what what what is the racism motivation? Could anyone send something?

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Speaker 1: And you know what I got? You're an idiot. Oh

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Speaker 1: I just ask for you to send me something on that.

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Speaker 1: What if the narrative is wrong. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: I find it fascinating. I find it fascinating to watch

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Speaker 1: human nature and look a lot of this. What you

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Speaker 1: see is simple pride. Setting the Georgia story aside for

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Speaker 1: a minute, let's just go back to the whole coronavirus

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Speaker 1: just focus on that for a minute. What you're going

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Speaker 1: Now you'll see people dig in even if information gets

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Speaker 1: just be honest about this. People want to be accepted.

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Speaker 1: It's human nature to be accepted. You ever move as

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Speaker 1: your head. I don't want to be ostracized, man, but

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Speaker 1: just accept me. Just let me in. And if you

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Speaker 1: What if right now you stood up behind a microphone

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Speaker 1: it's been like. People have been blasting away at me

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Speaker 1: for two months now. Granted those shouts are all turning

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Speaker 1: into whispers now as it turns out, I was right,

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Speaker 1: but it's uncomfortable. And we joke a lot about the

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Speaker 1: Because I will be honest. I have a couple of

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Speaker 1: and I mean, good on them for opening up about it. Man,

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Speaker 1: I agree with you, but I can't. I can't keep

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Speaker 1: saying it out there because it's just too much heat.

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Speaker 1: I'm just getting blasted too hard. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: me realized, dude, that's human nature, isn't it. Get through

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Speaker 1: don't yell at me anymore. Just stop beating me, please.

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Speaker 1: And that's so much of what you're seeing now. The

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Speaker 1: when you need to look around and say, maybe it's

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Speaker 1: may be. We have a hostile, aggressive press corps made

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Speaker 1: So we know that, and here's what it's like, because

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Speaker 1: what It's like for a congressman or senator those articles

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Speaker 1: and you see an article talking about who's a congressman?

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Speaker 1: You guys loved it. Crenshaw. You read an article about

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Speaker 1: Dan Crenshaw's two conservative Dan Crenshaw's a monster. Did you

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Speaker 1: hear about Dan Crenshaw wants to give tax cuts to corporations?

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Speaker 1: Dan Crenshaw wants to deny your right to an abortion,

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Speaker 1: or whatever the case may be. A new hit piece

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Speaker 1: or if Dan Crenshaw saw it, he saw it and

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Speaker 1: Dan as an example. I haven't had this conversation with Dan,

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Speaker 1: even though I know, just an example. But you know

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Speaker 1: what it's actually like, this new hit piece comes out

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Speaker 1: about Dan Crenshaw. Dan Crenshaw's staffers are waiting for him

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Speaker 1: when he gets into office that morning. Boss, did you

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Speaker 1: see this piece in the Washington Post saying that you

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Speaker 1: were a Nazi Eskimo? Did you see this. Oh my gosh, boss,

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Speaker 1: did you see this? I can't believe What are we

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Speaker 1: gonna do about this? And the chief and you're like, okay,

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Speaker 1: did you see the Nazi eskimo piece? We got it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. No big deal? All right?

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Speaker 1: What else do we have going on today? And then

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Speaker 1: being text message on your phone it's from your wife?

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Speaker 1: Did you see this Nazi eskimo pieza? But okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: And then you forget about it for an hour or

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Speaker 1: so and then oh man, my mom's calling. What's this

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Speaker 1: ring ring? Hey mom? What's going on? Son? Did you

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Speaker 1: see this Nazi eskimo piece? My sister in her sewing

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Speaker 1: group just sent it to me and it's getting read

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Speaker 1: all over Facebook. You need a d book? Are you

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Speaker 1: getting a better idea now of what it's like to

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Speaker 1: I'll elaborate. It's importance that you understand what I'm about

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Speaker 1: to describe for you what I have been describing for you,

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Speaker 1: because it's just another example in what happens. These aren't robots,

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Speaker 1: nobody wants to be the subject of the newest Nazi

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Speaker 1: and sooner or later, generally it's sooner. It just gets

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Speaker 1: there's another thing to this, on top of it, you

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Speaker 1: And it's probably the worst part the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. And seven three seven

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Speaker 1: media celebrity obligations. Chris. That reminds me, I forget before

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Speaker 1: What happens is because our media is produced in DC.

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Speaker 1: So like this story comes out in Georgia and you've

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Speaker 1: I've unless I'm mistaken, Chris, there's not a single thing

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Speaker 1: that says racism in it. Nothing. You have your assumptions.

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Speaker 1: I can have assumptions, and they may be look like

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Speaker 1: we know nothing that shows racism. Zero. But that has

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Speaker 1: Human nature, it's really what has doomed us as far

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Speaker 1: I want to be accepted. I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: yelled at. Yes, whatever you say about coronavirus is true. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the last two months has been telling you what dome,

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Speaker 1: this study I'm looking at looks like that basically killed people.

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Speaker 1: get sick? Do you think that'll come in handy? Do

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Speaker 1: you think if you get coronavirus, flu, whatever else, any

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Speaker 1: one of the other ten thousand diseases that are out there,

636
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: do you think maybe you'll need your immune system? Yeah?

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00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: I think you will too. Oh, and another another thing,

638
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: as long as we're on the medicine angle of this headline.

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Speaker 1: This is from the Conversation dot com. A new study

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Speaker 1: shows staggering effect of coronavirus pandemic on America's mental health.

641
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: School's closed, remote work became the norm, restaurant shuttered, and

642
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: getting together with friends was no longer possible. The news

643
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: cycle spun with story after story highlighting the ever increasing

644
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: number of cases in desk ball unemployment soared the levels

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Speaker 1: not seen instance, the Great depression experts speculated about the

646
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 1: mental health and then he talks about the generational divide.

647
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: I survey two thousand and thirty two US adults using

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Speaker 1: a standard measure of mental distress that asked, for example,

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00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: how often a respondent felt sad or nervous in the

650
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: last month. I compared the responses with a sample of

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Speaker 1: nineteen thousand demographically similar people in two and eighteen. The

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00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: results were staggering. Twenty twenty participants were eight times as

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Speaker 1: likely to screen positive for serious mental illness twenty eight percent,

654
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Speaker 1: compared to three point four percent in two and eighteen.

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Speaker 1: The vast majority of twenty twenty participants seventy percent met

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Speaker 1: criteria for moderate to severe mental illness compared with twenty

657
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Speaker 1: two percent in two eighteen. And I'm not going to

658
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: go into the whole article. It's completely fascinating. Again, that's

659
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: by a Gen Twinge. Gene Twinge on the Conversation dot com.

660
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: He talks about parents under distress on top of the

661
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: actual medical portion of telling everybody to hide from the

662
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,439
Speaker 1: sun and wash their hands nine thousand times a day.

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00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: Isolation kills people. People who were already depressed are suicidal.

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Speaker 1: People who were moderately depressed are severely depressed. People who

665
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: were overcoming, struggling dealing with addictions of all kinds are

666
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: now being buried by those addictions. Alcohol and drugs, is

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00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. We know because we see the

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00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: numbers skyrocketing across the nation. We have mental health crisis

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00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: hotlines are being drowned. There aren't enough operators to answer

670
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: all of the phone calls. You cannot tell an entire

671
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: nation to go home and stay home and lock down.

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00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: It's idiotic. And if I can see it, everyone can

673
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: see it, all right, Chris, you know what it's about.

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Speaker 1: Time for medal of honor Monday. And we're not going

675
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Speaker 1: to do it quite yet, but in a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 1: We are going to do medal of honor money, but

677
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: first I gotta kick out of the story Arizona Muslim

678
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: students threatened to kill professor for suggesting Islam is violence.

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00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: You know, Arizona is kind of wild when it comes

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Speaker 1: to radical Islam. I believe it was one of the

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Speaker 1: nine to eleven bombers. I may have that wrong. Was

682
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Speaker 1: from a mosque in Tucson, Arizona. Looked that up. I'm

683
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Speaker 1: almost positive about that. There's a mosque in Tucson, Arizona.

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00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 1: It wasn't one of the nine eleven bombers. It was

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Speaker 1: somebody else. They have a bad history. I mean, I

686
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: don't know whether the guy's still there, but apparently they

687
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: had a bad mom. But back to this story. This

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00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: is from PJA Media Nicholas dad Damask, PhD. Of course,

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Speaker 1: Chris has taught political science at Scottsdale Community College in

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Speaker 1: Arizona for twenty four years. Community college. Boy, you don't

691
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: normally see these ruffians at community college, at least not

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00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: when I was there. Chris. It was nothing but the

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Speaker 1: most scholastically elite, just like me. No, seriously, you should

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Speaker 1: have seen you should have seen the community college crowd

695
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: when I was going there. Now, I didn't care because

696
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: I was pretty fresh out of Iraq and out of

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00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps, and I just had like my bullcap

698
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: pulled real low, and I just wanted to sit in

699
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: the back of the class and be left alone and

700
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: think about beating everyone up, which is what I did

701
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: all the time. But I would sit back there. And

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00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: you want to talk about the motley crew of college students.

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00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: This one girl who's oh, shoot, right out of time.

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00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: Hang on us, I'll tell you about this chick, and

705
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: then we'll talk about the Muslim students and the Medal

706
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: of Honor Monday here the Jesse Kelly Show. So this

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00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: this one girl in my community college. I feel like

708
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: there were some drugs going around there maybe, And of course,

709
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: because it's Arizona, nobody's dressed, I mean nobody's dress. It's hot. Oh,

710
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: I mean the women were half naked, Chris and the

711
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: dudes were I mean wife beaters and flip flops. It's

712
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: community college. And this one girl had a tattoo. I'm

713
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: not a tattoo guy. I'm meaning I don't have any,

714
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: but tattoos on chicks can look pretty hot. Chris, where

715
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: are you at on tattoos? I understand That's what I said.

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00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: They can look hot. You can overdo it. You could

717
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: overdo it, but I don't. They could be they could

718
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: be hot. I mean, you don't necessarily want, you know,

719
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: a bullseye on your lower back or something. But what, Chris,

720
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: But they came well this, let's just say, you can

721
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: take it too far. I realize it's your body, your

722
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: choice for my personal taste, you can take it too far.

723
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Speaker 1: Meaning if you're a Piva community college and you don't

724
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: wear much clothing so everybody can basically see it, you

725
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 1: have a dragon tattoo that starts behind your left ear,

726
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,959
Speaker 1: goes down the back of your neck, virtually covers your

727
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: entire back and raps. I'm look this part. I'm assuming, Okay,

728
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm really assuming here. I know it went down the

729
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: back because she didn't wear very much. I'm assuming it

730
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,919
Speaker 1: went on a rear end. Maybe somewhere else. It's none

731
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: of my business, none of my business. It's a family show.

732
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: But I do know this for a fact. It wrapped

733
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 1: around her left thigh in the tail finished right above

734
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 1: her knee. I don't know if she was in a gang, Chris,

735
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: we only dated for a while. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Gosh,

736
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: we dated once. All right. You know what, Chris, we

737
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: need a break from this. It's time for metal of

738
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: It's time for metal of honor. Monday. Allow us to

739
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: pay homage to the Great Alfredo Gonzalez. I love this

740
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: when I always have. He was actually born right here

741
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: in the great State of Texas, in San Antonio, Texas.

742
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like a lot of the or Texans, Chris.

743
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just biased on that. For conspicuous gallantry and

744
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: intrepid intrepidity at the risk of his life above and

745
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: beyond the call of duty. While serving as Platoon Commander,

746
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: third Platoon, Company A. That's Company Alpha for you civilian types.

747
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: On thirty first of January nineteen sixty eight, during the

748
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: initial phase of Operation Who City. I think That'shway City.

749
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: It's a Monday. Sargeant Gonzalez Unit was formed as a

750
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: reaction force into play to Huai at his Way to

751
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: relieve the pressure on the Beleiaguered City. While moving by

752
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: truck convoy along Route Number one near the village of

753
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 1: Lang van will Wrong, the Marines received a heavy volume

754
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: of enemy fire, Sargeant Gonzalez aggressively maneuvered the Marines into

755
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: his platoon and directed their fire until the area was

756
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: clear of sniper's Immediately after crossing a river south of way,

757
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: the column was again hit by intense enemy fire. One

758
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: of the Marines on top of the tank was wounded

759
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: and fell to the ground in an exposed position. With

760
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: complete disregard for his safety, Sergeant Gonzalez ran through the

761
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: fire swept area to the assistance of his injured comrade.

762
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: He lifted him up, and, though receiving fragmentation wounds during

763
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: the rescue, he carried the wounded marine to covered position

764
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: for treatment. During the increased volume and accuracy of enemy

765
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,959
Speaker 1: fire from a fortified machine gun bunker on the side

766
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: of the road, the company was temporarily halted. Realizing the

767
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 1: gravity of the situation, Sergeant Gonzalez exposed himself to the

768
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: enemy fire and moved his platoon along the east side

769
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: of a bordering rice paddy to a dike directly across

770
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: the bunker. Though fully aware of the danger involved, he

771
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 1: moved to the fire swept road and destroy the hostile

772
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 1: position with hand grenades. Although seriously wounded again on February third,

773
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: he steadfastly refused medical treatment and continued to supervise his

774
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: men to lead the attack. On February fourth, the enemy

775
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: had again pinned the company down, inflicting heavy casualties with

776
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: automatic weapons fire and rocket fire. Sergeant Gonzalez, utilizing a

777
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: number of light anti tank assault weapons, fearlessly moved from

778
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: position to position, firing numerous round numerous rounds at the

779
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 1: heavily fortified enemy emplacements. He successfully knocked out a rocket

780
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: position and suppressed much of the enemy fire before falling

781
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: mortally wounded. The heroism, courage, and dynamic leadership by Sergeant

782
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: Gonzalez reflected great credit upon himself and the Marine Corps.

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00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: And we're in keeping with the highest traditions of the

784
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: United States Naval Service. He gallantly gave his life for

785
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: his country. Man does always get me at the end.

786
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: What a stud that battle for Way City was that

787
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: you know, we need to do a show on that

788
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: at some point in time, Chris, back to this, back

789
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: to this community college professor, I got distracted. I apologized.

790
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: Nicholas Damask, PhD. Is taught political science at Scottsdale Community

791
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: College in Arizona for twenty four years, but now he's

792
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: facing a barrage of threats and his family, including their

793
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 1: nine year old grandson an eighty five year old grandparents,

794
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: is in hiding, while college official officials are demanding that

795
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: he apologize all for the crime of speaking about the

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00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: motivating ideology behind the threat of Islamic jihad worldwide. Damask,

797
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: who has an m A. And international relations, He's got

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00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: a laundry list of things, says he is quote, to

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00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: my knowledge, the only tenured political science faculty currently teaching

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00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 1: in Arizona to write a doctoral dissertation on terrorism. He

801
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: has taught Scottsdale Community College. Whatever Professor damash troubles began

802
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: during the spring semester when a student took exception to

803
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 1: three quiz questions. The questions were who to the terrorists

804
00:58:55,920 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: drive to emulate? The answer was a Muhammad. The second

805
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: question is where is terrorism encouraged in Islamic doctrine? Ay?

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00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: The Medina verses, I'm unaware of this, by the way,

807
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm reading this from the article. I've never read the Koran.

808
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: And the last one is terrorism is blank in Islam

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00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: Ay and he answered justified within the context off jihad. Again,

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00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: I've never read the Koran. I've heard this from before

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00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: from people who talk about it. Chris, do you people

812
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: read the Koran? I didn't think he did. I didn't know.

813
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't understand all the Jewish traditions. Oh that reminds me.

814
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: So there was this great moment this weekend. You know

815
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: how I love inappropriate humor, especially inappropriate racial humor when

816
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: it's with friends. So one of my buddies is a

817
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: Jew and he has the skullcap thing on what do

818
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: you guys call that he has? He wears the Yamaica

819
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: And I'm Betty's with him and his family and we

820
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: just we just he's a great dude, and I'm hanging

821
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: out with him and this two other couples come over

822
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: and I don't know them, and I just had to

823
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: pop by his house and drop something off. So we

824
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: were just we were joking around for second, and we

825
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: mentioned he brought up something about getting his son one

826
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: of those Jamaica things and I, to which I said,

827
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: in front of this other couple because of me and

828
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: him joked like this, to which I said, really, I

829
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: didn't think he got one of those two You graduated

830
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 1: law school and he starts dying laughing, and I mean

831
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: dying laughing. I thought he was gonna choke. I thought

832
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna have to give him behind like and

833
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: the other two couples were mortified. Mortified, I mean not

834
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: a peep. And then I felt terrible because I'm like,

835
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: oh gosh, they think I'm a total monster. At this

836
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: point in time, he laughed so freaking hard his wife.

837
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: I thought his wife was gonna hypervent it, Like gosh,

838
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 1: she was dying. This is why we end up getting

839
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: in trouble, Chris, because people don't have a sense of humor.

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01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: It certainly can't be our fault. I'll tell you that much. Oh,

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01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: by the way, should be noted. I I didn't realize

842
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: how much furniture costs. I mean, do you realize how

843
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: much good furniture costs? Chris? When's the last time you

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Speaker 1: went furniture shopping? Oh, of course, you build your own. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: that is so lame. Honestly, you were the cheapest human

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Speaker 1: being on the face. Don't tell me you build quality furniture.

847
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Speaker 1: Either you're Jewish, not Amish, or no. I guess you.

848
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Speaker 1: Why do you? People build furniture too visually? I didn't

849
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Speaker 1: think so, I thought that was more of an omious thing. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: can you build like a rocking chair, because that something

851
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Speaker 1: you could do. The confused look on your face tells

852
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Speaker 1: me you can't, Chris, So just say no, Okay, don't

853
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Speaker 1: say it. Don't sit there and be oh, I can

854
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Speaker 1: figure it out, because that gets me in trouble with

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Speaker 1: the wife all the time. I had to put together

856
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Speaker 1: an office chair this weekend, and I'm all, I don't

857
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Speaker 1: need the instructions. I know where the screws go. All right, Hey, god,

858
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Speaker 1: we've got a great guest that I'm gonna talk about

859
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: my escapades. You're gonna need a face mask. It's time

860
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: to suck it up. Look, I know, I know, I

861
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 1: know you don't like it. I know you may not

862
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: want to wear one, or maybe you do, but you're

863
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: gonna need one, whether you like it or not. You're

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01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 1: going to be in a location that requires one, whether

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01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: that be your work or one of these cities where

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Speaker 1: it's required, or you're gonna be in a nursing home

867
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Speaker 1: around vulnerable people. The truth is we all should have

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Speaker 1: a face mask. Now. You should have one in your

869
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 1: car and your house. You should really carry one around

870
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: with you because you just never know, and they're hard

871
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: to find it least the good ones are. Yes, I

872
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: saw the junkie ones they're selling at the gas station.

873
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: You really don't need to be buying that one. Go

874
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Speaker 1: to boomer Naturals dot com. They have face masks right

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Speaker 1: there for you. If you use the code Jesse two

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Speaker 1: zero what check out, you actually get twenty percent off

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Speaker 1: every order, not just face masks, and oh did I mention?

878
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Speaker 1: They have a lot of really great products there boomer

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Speaker 1: naturals dot com. The code is Jesse two zero. Joining

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Speaker 1: me now, my friend Kyle Ramos. He has one of

881
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: my favorite political podcasts out there. Because there's nine thousand

882
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: of them, it's hard to wade through anybody who actually thinks.

883
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: If you want somebody who actually thinks, Kyle's one of them.

884
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: He doesn't just accept what everyone else is saying. It's

885
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: called a slightly sophisticated podcast. Kyle, Why did you start

886
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: a podcast? I started a podcast because I was tired

887
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 1: of watching the news and you see a bunch of

888
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: people on the news or on radio, and they think

889
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,439
Speaker 1: they're better than everybody else, and they talk down to people,

890
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 1: and I just didn't like that they assume that they're

891
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: it's like they're part of the political elite class and

892
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: they just they think that they know best and they

893
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: talk down with everybody, and I just didn't like that.

894
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that an insecurity thing? Is that

895
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,479
Speaker 1: you know, I'm finally in the club, so I don't

896
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: want anyone else in because I see it all the

897
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 1: time too, you know, I see, I see now they

898
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: have to be grudgingly accept me and they're not that

899
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: thrilled about it. But what is that just I want

900
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: to be thought of as above everyone else? Is that

901
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: just human nature? I don't know. And it's interesting it

902
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: Actually just wrote a piece that is in National the

903
01:04:55,280 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: National Pulse dot com about how Laura Lumer it's she's

904
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 1: feeling that right now because even the media won't talk

905
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 1: about her and she's crushing all her opponents in campaign

906
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: country funding and raising campaign funds, and nobody will talk

907
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 1: about her. The Twitter still won't give her a Twitter handle.

908
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: She can't get a Facebook account, not even for her campaign. Nothing.

909
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 1: And I think, if you're right, they're scared of anybody

910
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: that's willing to step outside of the norm. Tell me

911
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: what it's like in Florida right now, as far as

912
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: the mood of normal people, I hear what the media says.

913
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:36,439
Speaker 1: I know that everybody knows what the media is saying.

914
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,479
Speaker 1: Everyone knows what social media is saying. And the reason

915
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm asking is I was out and about this weekend

916
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Speaker 1: because Texas has, you know, partially opened, which just don't

917
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 1: get me started on that. And I'll tell you, man,

918
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Speaker 1: it was full and there weren't that many masks on

919
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 1: and this place was full. So in South Florida, it's weird, right.

920
01:05:55,880 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 1: So you have like Florida generally speaking as kind of conservative,

921
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: but then you get to South Florida and like some

922
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 1: of the pockets and it's real liberal, right. So I

923
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Speaker 1: live in South Florida, and the further south you get,

924
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: the more crazy it's getting. So, like in Brower County,

925
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: it's like straight tyranny and everybody has to wear a

926
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Speaker 1: mask and you can't go any public store without a

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Speaker 1: mask on, supposably, and it's crazy. But I live in

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01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 1: Palm Beach and it's a little bit different and you

929
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: don't have to wear a mask, but it's like suggested, right,

930
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 1: So I go to a store, it's funny and slay

931
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 1: that because I go in to a store on Sunday

932
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Speaker 1: to go shopping for some groceries, and there's like twenty

933
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Speaker 1: five percent of the people don't have a mask on, right,

934
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: And it's progressively more people are not wearing masks. But

935
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Speaker 1: it's like you you walk through the aisles and you

936
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: see somebody else not wearing a mask, and you guys,

937
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: like everybody looks at each other. They give a little

938
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: nod like all right, another normal person. Here we go.

939
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Speaker 1: Because it's it's crazy, Hey, why is South Florida Democrat?

940
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 1: I would assume. Now this is from the outside looking in,

941
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 1: I would assume because South Florida's packed all the Cubans

942
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: who escaped communism, I would assume they would swing more Republican.

943
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 1: Is that not the case? Or do they? And it's

944
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 1: something else down there. Well, it's a weird. It's a

945
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 1: weird paradigm. First generation are extremely conservative, but as they've

946
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: getting Americanized is what I call it, there's a change.

947
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: So like I have friends of mine personally who like

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Speaker 1: lived in Cuba and grew up there and then escaped,

949
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 1: and they are like, whoa, this is crazy. Like people

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01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 1: don't understand they're going to start doing that. They're like

951
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 1: I canis how Cuba was right. They're like really freaking

952
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 1: out right now. And then there's like the second and

953
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,960
Speaker 1: third generation whose parents came and they don't really understand

954
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: their American eye. And that's what's kind of flipping because

955
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 1: Miami used to be very conservative and it's kind of

956
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 1: changing now. And I think it's because the generation, the

957
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: generational shift. Kyle, I don't understand why we're so worried

958
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: about Americans being unemployed when the government can just keep

959
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 1: sending us checks. Why doesn't the government just send everybody

960
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: a twe million dollar check and then we'll be fine.

961
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: I don't understand why we can't do that. I don't either.

962
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if they if they can send

963
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: two thousand a month, why can't they just send twenty?

964
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 1: In all seriousness, I realized it's not sexy to talk

965
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: about right now, But brother, we're about to run a

966
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: four trillion dollars deficit in one year. We were at

967
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: twenty three twenty four trillion national debt. We're very likely

968
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: going to finish the year at thirty Are people unaware

969
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: of what happens when the dollar collapses? I don't know.

970
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 1: And it seems like there's an iconic picture and like

971
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:43,559
Speaker 1: every kid's history book right of that little German kid

972
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: with a wagon pulling money, And does everybody forget about that?

973
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,760
Speaker 1: Like that, you can't just spend money out of a

974
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: recession or a depression like you. It boggles my mind

975
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 1: because I think every kid and every like that's in

976
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: every school book right, like you can't just print your

977
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: way out of a problem. They had reparations they had

978
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: to pay, and they just couldn't print their way out

979
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,719
Speaker 1: of Every teacher teaches that, and then all of a sudden,

980
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: like you will just forget and I'm like, oh, you

981
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:12,839
Speaker 1: know what, We'll just print more money. It's okay, it's crazy.

982
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 1: I actually heard of stat and I don't know if

983
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: this is sure. I'm pretty sure this, but they couldn't

984
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,719
Speaker 1: even know the amount of money that we were spending

985
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 1: right now. Even if they ran the printing persons all

986
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,600
Speaker 1: year round, they couldn't print enough money. So it's just

987
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 1: they couldn't even make the physical money they wanted. Z. Well,

988
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: that's encouraging, Kyle. Have we changed as a nation? Now?

989
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,919
Speaker 1: Let me set this up briefly. I have been loudly

990
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,519
Speaker 1: everybody knows this about me mortified how we have reacted

991
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 1: as a country and how the American people have accepted

992
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: this pandemic response. They've accepted the lockdowns, they accepted all

993
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 1: now they're starting to branch out now, but they just

994
01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 1: laid down for pastors getting arrested in the works. Are

995
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 1: we different now than we've ever been? Or is that

996
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 1: just me looking at history through rose colored glasses and

997
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:03,360
Speaker 1: this is just what ever society is and us one

998
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,640
Speaker 1: hundred percent we've changed because I don't know how you

999
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: take these these drastic steps that we've taken and are

1000
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: not the same Afterwards, mil And Freeman had a great,

1001
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: great quote that said, there's nothing more permanent than a

1002
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 1: temporary government program. And so they're like, nothing the government

1003
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,080
Speaker 1: does is temporary. Some of this stuff is going to stay.

1004
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 1: It's gonna linger, particularly the economic ramifications of printing this

1005
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 1: absurd amount of money. Kyle, how does November twenty twenty go.

1006
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:40,599
Speaker 1: I'm less confident that Trump gets reelected than I've ever been,

1007
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,679
Speaker 1: and that freaks me out because I can't imagine having

1008
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 1: president putting brain at a time like this. But man,

1009
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: whether whether he got snickered, whether he bought into it,

1010
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 1: whether everybody agrees with him. It doesn't matter. We walk

1011
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 1: into November with these economic numbers. I don't see Donald

1012
01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 1: Trump getting reelected. Well, so Codings, I think. I think

1013
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 1: he kind of got pinned into a corner via some

1014
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 1: bad information from the doctor Sectalci tell him, oh, two

1015
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 1: million people are gonna die. So when he start saying

1016
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: two million people, he's like, oh, I gotta do something.

1017
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 1: So then he kind of pinned himself into a corner.

1018
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 1: So he had to kind of do something. And he

1019
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 1: can't just stop doing anything, right because then you don't

1020
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 1: care about people dying, and then tetanomic numbers are really

1021
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: bad luckily for him. Joe Biden is an atrocious candidate,

1022
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 1: to say the least. I don't know if he's going

1023
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,240
Speaker 1: to be the candidate or not. I'm not convinced of that.

1024
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: You think I don't, I'm not. I don't know. I

1025
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 1: just don't see how they can the Democrat Party can

1026
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:48,000
Speaker 1: allow him to go on a debate stage. I just

1027
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 1: don't see it. I don't know he's gonna get invistrated.

1028
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:59,679
Speaker 1: And what's the scariest animal in Florida? Uh, probably Florida panther? Wait,

1029
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 1: wait what you guys, have panthers. Yeah, there's a thing

1030
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: called a Florida Panthers. Yes, sir, No, are you making

1031
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 1: this up? Messing with me on the right. Chris looked

1032
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 1: that up and see if Kyle's lying? Are you? Are

1033
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:15,840
Speaker 1: they big? Yeah? They're big. Why do you think the

1034
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 1: NHL team is the Florida Panthers or FYU is the

1035
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:24,920
Speaker 1: Golden they have like the Golden Panthers. Panthers For one,

1036
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 1: nobody watches your NHL team in Florida, So don't even

1037
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:32,960
Speaker 1: start with that. I don't even I don't even watch them.

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Speaker 1: Kyle Ramos slightly sophisticated podcast. Go download it. Thank you, sir,

1039
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Brother, Chris, did you know Florida head Panthers.

1040
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,639
Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen. We're gonna get all kinds

1041
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,160
Speaker 1: of hate mail now from people that love their Florida Panthers.

1042
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:54,879
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com is the email

1043
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 1: you sending them all? Read them? We got a lot

1044
01:12:57,160 --> 01:13:31,719
Speaker 1: more to get to. Hey, the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris

1045
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 1: just told me during the break he's been taste before.

1046
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:40,160
Speaker 1: Why do you get taste? He says? It wasn't anything bad.

1047
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:44,080
Speaker 1: I told the story about getting pepper spread. I have

1048
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: a confession to make. I kind of want to get taste. Now.

1049
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,720
Speaker 1: I understand it's horrible. I want to see if I

1050
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 1: can do it, like, I want to see if I

1051
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Speaker 1: can withstand it? Is that weird? I didn't you know

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Speaker 1: what though, I'm worried I'll pet myself or something you do,

1053
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,400
Speaker 1: don't you. I knew it. I've seen people do it,

1054
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 1: and I don't want. I don't want that. I'll put

1055
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:10,320
Speaker 1: on a diaper. What probably we can't we shouldn't. Not

1056
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:14,880
Speaker 1: on the air, all right, Well, not the look. I admit.

1057
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: I find these videos of cops tasting people to be hilarious.

1058
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,800
Speaker 1: I understand that that makes me a bad person. I

1059
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:32,160
Speaker 1: understand sometimes it's not justified. But Chris emailed me that video. Please,

1060
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 1: Chris has found another one, and it's one of the

1061
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: funniest ones I've ever seen in my entire life. Of

1062
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:42,720
Speaker 1: this dude. I don't have any idea the circumstances whatsoever

1063
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 1: it may have been. I justified. I don't know. He's

1064
01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:48,599
Speaker 1: I think he's running out of a car, isn't he, Chris.

1065
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 1: He's running out of a car with a beer in

1066
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:56,840
Speaker 1: his hand. And he starts sprinting across the lawn and

1067
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,320
Speaker 1: they just absolutely light him up with the taste, and

1068
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 1: he just freezes in face plants and flops around like

1069
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:07,799
Speaker 1: a little duck. It's one of the funniest freaking things

1070
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:15,599
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh, let's sick.

1071
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:26,760
Speaker 1: So apparently I'm naive. Now I should explain something. I

1072
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 1: am not a cheap person. I can be super frugal

1073
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 1: about certain things just because I don't see the value

1074
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:40,559
Speaker 1: in many things. But I'm not super cheap. But we

1075
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,200
Speaker 1: used to make this mistake, especially when we first got married.

1076
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 1: A lot of you young couples to realize this. You

1077
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,600
Speaker 1: don't have any money and you need things that you

1078
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,519
Speaker 1: move in We get We didn't move in together until

1079
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:53,920
Speaker 1: we got married, unlike you people living in sin but

1080
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 1: we didn't Chris, but we didn't move in together until

1081
01:15:57,240 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 1: we got married. And some things that just don't hit

1082
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,760
Speaker 1: home is you get married, you moving together, and you're

1083
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 1: missing like significant things like a dresser. I realized neither

1084
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,000
Speaker 1: of us had a dresser when we moved in, and

1085
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:17,200
Speaker 1: we needed an addresser. We also didn't have any money,

1086
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:20,639
Speaker 1: so where do you We went to Target, for a dresser,

1087
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,880
Speaker 1: and of course it looks fine. And this is really

1088
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:28,120
Speaker 1: really naive days. Keep in mind here, people, I don't

1089
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. And I walk in, I'm like, well, yeah,

1090
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:36,160
Speaker 1: this one looks fine. And I take it home and

1091
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:39,280
Speaker 1: you take it apart, and it costs like fifty nine

1092
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,519
Speaker 1: cents for the whole dresser. Right, you take the whole

1093
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:47,960
Speaker 1: thing apart. And you can generally tell how quality something

1094
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: is that you have to assemble by how many pieces

1095
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:57,320
Speaker 1: there are. If you get an office chair and it

1096
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 1: shows up in four pieces, you got a good office chair.

1097
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: If it shows up in forty four pieces, you're gonna

1098
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,640
Speaker 1: have a tough road ahead of you. That thing is

1099
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:10,639
Speaker 1: going to fall and you're gonna break your rearend. Well,

1100
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 1: this thing showed up in eight trillion pieces. Not a

1101
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: single part of this thing let's put together. And it's

1102
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 1: all crappy particle board. And so I'm out there just

1103
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 1: dog cussing the thing right away. It's just the most

1104
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,479
Speaker 1: miserable thing. I mean, it took me like three days

1105
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,439
Speaker 1: after work trying to put this thing together. I finally

1106
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:30,599
Speaker 1: can put it together. And this is no jug out

1107
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 1: in my life. The first time I went to open

1108
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,719
Speaker 1: a drawer after putting it together, the entire front panel

1109
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 1: just came off. It's so bad. All the screws have

1110
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 1: just stripped right out of the particle board. It was

1111
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:48,200
Speaker 1: I was furious. Well, since that time, we have obviously

1112
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:51,840
Speaker 1: acquired pieces of furniture over the years in the house,

1113
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:56,439
Speaker 1: we don't We don't have a lot of super nice furniture. Now.

1114
01:17:56,479 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 1: We don't buy cheap target stuff anymore. We just don't have.

1115
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:03,000
Speaker 1: It's not something I don't want to say we're not

1116
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,799
Speaker 1: materialistic because it makes you sound like, oh, we're unlike

1117
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 1: you snobby people. We're the ones who don't care about

1118
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: material things, and that's not the case. It's just expensive.

1119
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,840
Speaker 1: Nice things like furniture are not big for us. We

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01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 1: spend our money in different places, so we've acquired some

1121
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:25,120
Speaker 1: furniture over the years, but not much that's super super

1122
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,840
Speaker 1: nice except for mattress. Remember what I've always told you

1123
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:32,439
Speaker 1: all the only three things in life you never ever, ever, ever, ever,

1124
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 1: under any circumstances go cheap on one your tires. That's

1125
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:40,680
Speaker 1: your life, that's your family's life, that's the lives of

1126
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:43,520
Speaker 1: people around you. You don't want the death of somebody's

1127
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:47,639
Speaker 1: child on your conscience the rest of your life. Believe me. Two,

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01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,839
Speaker 1: anything you put on your feet that means shoes and socks.

1129
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,439
Speaker 1: I see these people buying discount shoes and stuff like that.

1130
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,519
Speaker 1: It makes me want to scream. Your feet are your life.

1131
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 1: Care for them. And Three your mattress. You spend what

1132
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:10,760
Speaker 1: Chris Chris always throws in and toilet paper. One, you

1133
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 1: spend a third of your life in bed. Do not

1134
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,960
Speaker 1: short change yourself on your mattress. Get into absurdly nice

1135
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,960
Speaker 1: and expensive mattress. You will thank me for it. I

1136
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,200
Speaker 1: did it one time. We spent a fortune. We spent

1137
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 1: like our vacation budget like ten years ago on a mattress.

1138
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:28,680
Speaker 1: Best thing I've ever done in my life. We'll go

1139
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: on a vacation and stay at like some nice hotel

1140
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,960
Speaker 1: in Mexico, and we lay out in this place that

1141
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,479
Speaker 1: we're like, Oh, our mattress is way better. Anyway, back

1142
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,040
Speaker 1: to Chris's toilet paper thing. Before I go into my

1143
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 1: story again, I disagree on the toilet paper. Now, now,

1144
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, don't yell I buy nice toilet paper.

1145
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:53,040
Speaker 1: I believe in nice toilet paper. It's not a necessity.

1146
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,479
Speaker 1: I mean, nobody wants the dreaded finger punch. I get that,

1147
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:12,800
Speaker 1: what hang. I don't like unexpected bills, and there are

1148
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: a few things in the world I hate more than

1149
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:20,800
Speaker 1: unexpected car bills. I'm talking about repairs. We all know

1150
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,439
Speaker 1: that feeling. You're driving down the road and you feel

1151
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:29,400
Speaker 1: something go and you think to yourself almost immediately, oh, please,

1152
01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,720
Speaker 1: don't let this be as serious as I think it is.

1153
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:36,200
Speaker 1: Because look, car trouble costs a fortune. But I might

1154
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:39,679
Speaker 1: have a solution for you. It's called protect my Car.

1155
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 1: If you own a car, truck, or suv made from

1156
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:46,439
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine or higher, there's a chance you could

1157
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:50,560
Speaker 1: stop paying for car repairs. I'm talking engine trouble, transmission,

1158
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:55,000
Speaker 1: roadside assistance TOE, and car rental oil changes. You have

1159
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,639
Speaker 1: to find out if you qualify for this. It's amazing,

1160
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: but you have to dial star star are one two

1161
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:05,080
Speaker 1: four four to see if you qualify that Star Star

1162
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:09,080
Speaker 1: one two four four make car repairs a thing of

1163
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:36,240
Speaker 1: the past. I was watching Taser videos again during the break. Chris,

1164
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,200
Speaker 1: you got a sickness man. Chris is the one who

1165
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,000
Speaker 1: emailed it to me. Yeah, I asked him too, But

1166
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:47,559
Speaker 1: that does that's beside the point. But toilet paper, Okay,

1167
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: I agree, it's actually really funny. Used to work in

1168
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:53,360
Speaker 1: this office and they had single plied toilet paper. Who

1169
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:56,000
Speaker 1: as the office toilet? And there were all these women

1170
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:58,519
Speaker 1: that worked in the office, right, men, women, everybody worked there.

1171
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,080
Speaker 1: And there's one of those ones where everyone could see

1172
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:03,479
Speaker 1: when you were heading to the bathroom. And I, again

1173
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 1: lack certain parts of my brain, they are supposed to

1174
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 1: be there. And so I brought my own toilet paper

1175
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,200
Speaker 1: and I had it stacked up on my desk, and

1176
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:13,720
Speaker 1: whenever I had to go drop the kids off at

1177
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,559
Speaker 1: the pool at work, I would get up and just

1178
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:20,200
Speaker 1: stroll by everybody with toilet paper in my hand. And

1179
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:25,200
Speaker 1: they were just they were mortified, like, who is this far? Said?

1180
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 1: I ended up being some controversy when I was when

1181
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:34,080
Speaker 1: I was slipping the faxes. If our secretary would get

1182
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,400
Speaker 1: faxes and she was in the bathroom, I'd slide them

1183
01:22:36,439 --> 01:23:08,960
Speaker 1: under the door. A hey, god, the Jesse Kelly show.

1184
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. So I really didn't

1185
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:40,040
Speaker 1: have a firm grasp on what furniture costs nice furniture

1186
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:43,720
Speaker 1: because our situation is this, we have a family of

1187
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:50,760
Speaker 1: four got the old ball of chain. Two sons. My

1188
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:56,080
Speaker 1: oldest son does not sit still. And I know what

1189
01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:59,360
Speaker 1: you're saying. Ah, he's a boy, that's what they're all. No, no, no,

1190
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:01,640
Speaker 1: no, no no no no. I have another son too that

1191
01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:07,680
Speaker 1: it's not because he's a boy. He is a uniquely

1192
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:11,880
Speaker 1: energetic child. He does not sit still like when your

1193
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:16,280
Speaker 1: kids play video games. Your kids sit down and play

1194
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:20,799
Speaker 1: video games. When I let my sons play video games,

1195
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 1: my youngest will sit down and play video games. My

1196
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:28,680
Speaker 1: oldest burns twenty thousand calories an hour playing video games.

1197
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:33,240
Speaker 1: He has never seated. He is constantly standing, leaping in

1198
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:36,080
Speaker 1: the air, pacing back and forth. He's just he's awesome.

1199
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:44,479
Speaker 1: When he watches a movie, he is physically acting out

1200
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:47,720
Speaker 1: the action scenes as he watches at the movie. Now,

1201
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 1: is this the most relaxing thing in the world when

1202
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,880
Speaker 1: he's sitting by you. No, no, it is not. Is

1203
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:56,920
Speaker 1: it still awesome? Yes it is. But here's the issue.

1204
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:03,639
Speaker 1: It's hard on the furniture. And when I say hurt

1205
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:08,240
Speaker 1: on the furniture, we have now gone through two couches

1206
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:12,160
Speaker 1: in a recliner, specifically because of my oldest son. They

1207
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:14,639
Speaker 1: are made to be sad on They are not made

1208
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:22,920
Speaker 1: to be leaped into repeatedly. He'll just constantly throw himself

1209
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:28,280
Speaker 1: into something. It's the kids awesome. But we're at the

1210
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:32,719
Speaker 1: point where we realize, Okay, we need a new couch.

1211
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:37,960
Speaker 1: Let's get one. Let's go ahead, pony up the dough

1212
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:43,559
Speaker 1: and get a quality piece of furniture, quality piece of furniture.

1213
01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:46,759
Speaker 1: I think the last couch we bought was six hundred dollars,

1214
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:53,160
Speaker 1: which I thought was a lot of money. Apparently that

1215
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:55,080
Speaker 1: is not a lot of money for a couch. I

1216
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,639
Speaker 1: thought it was a lot of money, and he wrecked

1217
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:58,719
Speaker 1: it in a year. So we go out this weekend,

1218
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:04,519
Speaker 1: and first of all, I don't know what it's like

1219
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,960
Speaker 1: in your state. I know that I was out this

1220
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:14,600
Speaker 1: weekend Sunday, Texas eighty one degrees. We went to a

1221
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:18,759
Speaker 1: restaurant first, granted they have to have every other table,

1222
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:22,760
Speaker 1: but every table packed. We then left from there, went

1223
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:26,639
Speaker 1: to the furniture store packed. We then left there, drove

1224
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:31,160
Speaker 1: by the mall parking lot packed, drove down to Target

1225
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:34,719
Speaker 1: looking for a bean bag. It's a long story packed.

1226
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:41,760
Speaker 1: If people are hiding in your state, they ain't hiding here,

1227
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:46,960
Speaker 1: baby Texans. Have had enough of this. But we headed

1228
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:55,120
Speaker 1: the furniture store. We walk in, great sales experience. Meet

1229
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:57,920
Speaker 1: the guy. We had texted back and forth. He knew

1230
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 1: we were coming. Tell him we want a sectional. We

1231
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:03,680
Speaker 1: need a bigger couch because it look it's not just

1232
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:07,599
Speaker 1: me that's huge. I'm six eight. The wife is just

1233
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:10,240
Speaker 1: a tiny little thing. She's five too. But my boys,

1234
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:14,439
Speaker 1: my eleven year old is her height now and my

1235
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,599
Speaker 1: nine year old is rapidly approaching. They're going to both

1236
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:20,640
Speaker 1: be six six six seven. They're going to be monsters. Monsters,

1237
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,880
Speaker 1: so we need space. And we tell the guy, all right,

1238
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:31,679
Speaker 1: we need a quality sectional. They're like, four thousand dollars, Chris,

1239
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,240
Speaker 1: did you why are you not in your head? You

1240
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:40,120
Speaker 1: knew this. I legitimately had no idea furniture costs as

1241
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:44,559
Speaker 1: much money. I was stunned, and the yes, at some

1242
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,960
Speaker 1: point in time, yes, you know, all right, so this

1243
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:51,440
Speaker 1: is the one you want. You realize we have financing available,

1244
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,880
Speaker 1: and I just like with an outburst, I'm like, well

1245
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,880
Speaker 1: I should hope. So I don't have four thousand dollars

1246
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:59,000
Speaker 1: sitting in my bank account right now, just I can

1247
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:02,600
Speaker 1: toss on a couch. Yes, I'd like to finance it

1248
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:07,400
Speaker 1: for twenty years if I possibly could four thousand dollars. Chris,

1249
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:13,240
Speaker 1: why are you You're so nonchalant about this. Yes, it

1250
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,400
Speaker 1: was very high quality. You can tell just sitting on it. Okay, look,

1251
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:18,920
Speaker 1: I bought it. I understand. I bought it, and I

1252
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,200
Speaker 1: financed it. I'm not by the way I was exaggerating

1253
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 1: on twenty I'm not kidding though. I financed it for

1254
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:26,479
Speaker 1: two years. I financed a piece of furniture for two years.

1255
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,360
Speaker 1: Shut up. They were offering zero percent interests. Is free money?

1256
01:28:29,479 --> 01:28:31,800
Speaker 1: Don't ever pay money on something when you're offering zero

1257
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,880
Speaker 1: percent interests. But and I realize I'm gonna get a

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Speaker 1: bunch of emails about this Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:42,599
Speaker 1: dot com. But I had no idea couches cost four

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01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:49,759
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. These prices in society are outrageous. I'm so mad.

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Speaker 1: I felt like my grandpa out there. What is back

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01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:55,960
Speaker 1: in my day? We took a horse and buggy. I

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01:28:56,000 --> 01:29:02,040
Speaker 1: was seriously, I was stunned, absolutely stunned. Gosh, all right, Chris,

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Speaker 1: let's get to some news of the day. I feel

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01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,080
Speaker 1: like I have like nine thousand articles and I haven't

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01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:09,160
Speaker 1: really got shut up, Chris, We're going it's the last hour.

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Speaker 1: It's time to start digging into the news. Headline China

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Speaker 1: to embrace nuclear option and counter warmonger US. This is

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Speaker 1: on Breitbart dot com. China should expand its stock of

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Speaker 1: nuclear warheads to one thousand sooner rather than later, the

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Speaker 1: official newspaper of China's ruling Communist party said Friday, adding

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Speaker 1: the latest class of inner continental missiles capable of striking

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Speaker 1: continental United States should be included in that expansion. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to spend a long time on this. I'll

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01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:57,080
Speaker 1: just say this. We are living in uncertain times and

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01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:04,440
Speaker 1: it's really not a good thing that the superpower everybody's

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01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:11,639
Speaker 1: mad at right now is an extremely military capable country

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Speaker 1: of over a billion people. It's really, really not good.

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Speaker 1: And let me just say, I hate to burst your

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Speaker 1: bubble if you went to school during the Cold War,

1281
01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:29,240
Speaker 1: but telling your school kids to hide under their desk

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01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:31,920
Speaker 1: if there's a nuclear blast is not going to save them.

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01:30:32,479 --> 01:30:34,840
Speaker 1: That was the dumbest thing ever. So look, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to spend forever on it, but these are definitely

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Speaker 1: uncertain times and China is in trouble. Look, at China.

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Speaker 1: They have built their nation, the China as we know

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Speaker 1: it today, they have built it on selling the world

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01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:51,800
Speaker 1: cheap goods. They manipulate their currency, they sell the world

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Speaker 1: cheap goods. They have built themselves on that. If the world,

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Speaker 1: and I remained skeptical about this, but everybody's doing a

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01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:04,160
Speaker 1: lot of tough talking. If the world really does come

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Speaker 1: together and hold together and cut China off, don't get

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Speaker 1: me wrong, I'm thrilled about that. I'm thrilled about holding

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Speaker 1: somebody accountable. I get a little worried about an imperialistic

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Speaker 1: superpower with many nuclear weapons all of a sudden, facing

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Speaker 1: a dismal financial future. That is a recipe for some ugly,

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Speaker 1: ugly things. And you know what I'm talking about. I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to bring you down. Look, this stuff partially

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Speaker 1: excites me. It's not that I want to die in

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01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:48,800
Speaker 1: a nuclear blast. But I'll be honest with you, not

1301
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:53,240
Speaker 1: a bad way to go. Consider all the different ways

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01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:54,960
Speaker 1: you have to go. How many people have you seen

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01:31:55,040 --> 01:32:00,960
Speaker 1: die or dying I've seen tons of them instantly going

1304
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:04,200
Speaker 1: to ninety thousand degrees or whatever the temperature is in

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01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:10,120
Speaker 1: less than a second. Not that bad, right, right? Not

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01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:14,400
Speaker 1: that bad. I mean, people talk about the instant deaths

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01:32:14,479 --> 01:32:17,719
Speaker 1: at Hiroshima or Hiroshima. I always heard of different ways

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01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:22,280
Speaker 1: in Nagasaki, and how horrible that was. No, it was

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01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:25,360
Speaker 1: horrible for all the people who barely got hit and

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01:32:25,439 --> 01:32:27,960
Speaker 1: they fried and cooked in the aftermath of that was

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01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:30,880
Speaker 1: way way worse than the people at the epicenter. The

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01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:34,599
Speaker 1: people at the epicenter didn't know anything. They were there

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01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:40,160
Speaker 1: one second and then they were the remains of a

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01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:44,960
Speaker 1: cigarette the next second, which is not that bad. Definitely

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01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:46,760
Speaker 1: getting in trouble for that, Chris, hang on, we're gonna

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01:32:46,760 --> 01:33:00,880
Speaker 1: get some more of these headlines. You cannot take on

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01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:05,000
Speaker 1: the Irs by yourself. And look, I understand that pride thing.

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01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:07,600
Speaker 1: I have too much of it myself. But if the

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01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,320
Speaker 1: Irs is coming after you, if you owe ten thousand

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01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:13,200
Speaker 1: dollars or more to them, you can't do it alone.

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01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:15,479
Speaker 1: You don't know what you're doing. You don't know how

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01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:18,200
Speaker 1: to take on the Irs. But paramount tax relief does.

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Speaker 1: And there is a chance that you qualify for the

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Speaker 1: new CNC tax program. If you do, it'll allow you

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Speaker 1: to stop making any payments to the IRS while you're

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01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:33,439
Speaker 1: in the program. Doesn't that sound appealing, not writing those

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01:33:33,479 --> 01:33:36,800
Speaker 1: fat checks. You need to call Paramount Tax Relief and

1328
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:40,679
Speaker 1: let a professional do the fighting for you. They know

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01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:42,920
Speaker 1: what they're doing. They know how to take on the

1330
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:45,400
Speaker 1: irs because that's what they do. Look, they don't do

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01:33:45,439 --> 01:33:47,960
Speaker 1: what you do, and you don't do what they do.

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01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:50,400
Speaker 1: Don't get an amateur to take on the federal government.

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Speaker 1: Eight hundred eight one six eight seven four nine eight

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Speaker 1: hundred eight one six eight seven four nine call Paramount

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Speaker 1: Tax Relief Today. Jesse Kelly returns next Man. This show

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Speaker 1: has taken a dark turn, A dark dark turn, Chris.

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01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:32,040
Speaker 1: I feel like we should be more somber when we

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01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:37,200
Speaker 1: talk about this stuff, should we? Maybe, Chris? See Chris,

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01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:40,360
Speaker 1: Chris is different than me. Though he said he wouldn't

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01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:44,400
Speaker 1: want to know the nuclear missile was coming, I would

1341
01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:47,360
Speaker 1: totally want to know how to grab the old missus

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01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:49,400
Speaker 1: and try to plant one on her one last time.

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01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:56,799
Speaker 1: Quit Chris. It's a family show. Good grief, I mean welcome.

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01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:58,800
Speaker 1: There's ever a time to try to talk her into something.

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01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:06,080
Speaker 1: Head out, get some Kso what would you eat if

1346
01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:07,800
Speaker 1: an what do you mean? What are you shaking your

1347
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:12,800
Speaker 1: head for thirty minutes or less? I can get it

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01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:15,000
Speaker 1: I got dude, this is Texas. I can get Queso

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01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:17,000
Speaker 1: in thirty minutes or less? Is that really how long

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01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:19,120
Speaker 1: it takes a missile to get from China to hear?

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01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:20,760
Speaker 1: Have you done the math on this? Or why have

1352
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,920
Speaker 1: you done the math on this? What is wrong with you?

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01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:25,840
Speaker 1: It all serious? Is how long does it take? Does

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01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:30,360
Speaker 1: anybody know? Chris? While I'm doing radio, you look it up, Chris,

1355
01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:32,840
Speaker 1: don't roll your eyes. Sometimes I need research done for

1356
01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:36,160
Speaker 1: the show. While I'm doing radio, you look it up.

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01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:38,240
Speaker 1: Find out how long it's gonna take a missile to

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01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:40,679
Speaker 1: get here. I want to know what how much time

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01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:43,599
Speaker 1: I have with the missus. I want to know how

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01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:46,439
Speaker 1: much time I have to go get Kso can I

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01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:51,040
Speaker 1: include both things? Let's be honest, one of those is

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01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:53,720
Speaker 1: gonna be pretty fast, all right, Chris? We have the

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Speaker 1: Michael Flynn stuff, and I had you pull the audio

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Speaker 1: for it, and we're not going to allow the media

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01:36:03,479 --> 01:36:08,840
Speaker 1: to memory hole this. Remember Michael Flynn just got exonerated.

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01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:12,320
Speaker 1: Because this whole thing looks really bad. Oh and remember

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Speaker 1: what I've been telling you forever. This might very well

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Speaker 1: lead back to Barack Obama. It looks like this might

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01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:21,599
Speaker 1: lead back to Barack Obama. And remember how committed the

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Speaker 1: media was to pushing this Flynn thing. In case you

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01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:27,880
Speaker 1: don't remember, listen, President Trump and his top aides have

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Speaker 1: been routinely ignoring the truth and pushing phony conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: The president it seems to be saying that this was

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Speaker 1: a case of entrapment, that Michael Flynn was essentially pressured

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Speaker 1: into line. What is your response. I think that's hogwash.

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Speaker 1: You know, there are all kinds of conspiracy theories about

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01:36:48,479 --> 01:36:51,479
Speaker 1: how he was entract The FBI agents didn't do anything

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Speaker 1: wrong here. So I think that's important because there are

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Speaker 1: a lot of sort of conspiracy theories. They all work together,

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01:36:57,360 --> 01:36:59,760
Speaker 1: and you know, the Fox knows people in the White

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Speaker 1: House fuel these sort of rumors. Did they send these

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Speaker 1: around with fax machines? They come up with these conspiracy theories,

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01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:07,479
Speaker 1: and they send them around with fax machines. They should

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Speaker 1: just knock it off and realize that they're ridiculous. Conspiracy

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Speaker 1: theories are going to be knocked down. Stop stop with

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01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:15,840
Speaker 1: the conspiracy theories. So I think that loud sound you

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Speaker 1: heard about twelve thirty Eastern was the sound of ten

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Speaker 1: thousand conspiracy theories by the Trump defenders exploding. The sound

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Speaker 1: you hear is a million conspiracy theories exploding. I could

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Speaker 1: call them the trumpets all over the country. Their heads

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01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:33,040
Speaker 1: were blown up. Here's another conspiracy theory that has been

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01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:36,599
Speaker 1: blown to bits. Trump talking points and right wing media

1393
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:43,000
Speaker 1: conspiracies demolished. Poor Michael Flynn, he was duped. It's so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: You know, wow, what's all your chips to the middle

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01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,160
Speaker 1: of the table. Better be damn sure you got a

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Speaker 1: good handy. The FBI broke standard protocol in the way

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Speaker 1: that they came in an ambush. General Flynn, she knew better. Wrong.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, this is awkward. It turns out that was

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Speaker 1: all true. And let's get Look, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get off on a tangent here, but remember what we're

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Speaker 1: dealing with here. This is potentially, I mean, look, we're

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Speaker 1: almost beyond potentially. This looks like the President of the

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Speaker 1: United States of America either personally directed or definitely signed

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01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:38,479
Speaker 1: off on an illegal investigation by the Federal Bureau of

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01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:47,920
Speaker 1: Investigation into his political opponent. That's a really big deal.

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01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:57,280
Speaker 1: That that is a really, really really big deal. That

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01:38:57,479 --> 01:39:03,040
Speaker 1: is Banana Republic in Santa stuff. As president of the

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Speaker 1: United states. If you're going to sick the federal law

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01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:12,720
Speaker 1: enforcement arm on your political opponent, the reasons behind that

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01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:18,559
Speaker 1: had better be so grossly ironclad that it basically cannot happen.

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01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:25,000
Speaker 1: You can't just decide, you know, we're gonna wire tap

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01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:32,360
Speaker 1: the Trump administration and then the FBI. The FBI uses

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01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:37,480
Speaker 1: false We know this now. The FBI uses false information

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01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:42,000
Speaker 1: that they knew to be false that had been produced

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01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:47,960
Speaker 1: by the Hillary Clinton campaign to get a FISA warrant

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01:39:48,479 --> 01:39:53,799
Speaker 1: to spy on their political That is so insanely corrupt

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01:39:53,840 --> 01:39:59,240
Speaker 1: and bad. That is, by any any objective measure, so

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01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:04,559
Speaker 1: much worse than something like Watergate. Watergate was spitting your

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01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:10,600
Speaker 1: bubble gum on the sidewalk. Compared to that, that is enormous.

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Speaker 1: And look, I'm under no illusion this is going to happen,

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Speaker 1: and you don't need to be or is it delusion

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01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:20,720
Speaker 1: or illusion? I think it's illusioned, Chris. Look, I don't

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Speaker 1: know words, and all I do is talk for a living.

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01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:27,599
Speaker 1: It's not my job to know what words mean. So

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01:40:27,640 --> 01:40:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm under no illusion that President Barack Obama is actually

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01:40:31,320 --> 01:40:33,960
Speaker 1: going to get in any trouble for this. But I

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01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:39,120
Speaker 1: bet you money he's about to be embarrassed. This is

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01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:41,920
Speaker 1: starting to look real bad. And now Trump seems to

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01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:44,840
Speaker 1: think so too. He's out there tweeting Obama Gate over

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01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:49,080
Speaker 1: the over the weekend. This is really bad, all right, Chris,

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01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:50,960
Speaker 1: I had you put off all these headlines that I

1432
01:40:50,960 --> 01:40:52,880
Speaker 1: haven't got to anything today, So we're gonna try to

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01:40:52,920 --> 01:40:57,120
Speaker 1: motor through a couple no big deal headline Georgia County

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01:40:57,240 --> 01:41:01,360
Speaker 1: maintains guns shut down despite statewide reopening. Let me tell

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01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:08,559
Speaker 1: you something, there have been several winds for the left

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01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:15,759
Speaker 1: during this lockdown, pandemic, insanity, things they've always wanted, things

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01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:18,680
Speaker 1: that have totally gone their way. I will admit in

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01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:21,679
Speaker 1: the end this has been a great wind for the left.

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01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:27,479
Speaker 1: But one thing they have not gained ground on is

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01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:30,680
Speaker 1: the gun thing. And what I mean by that is

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01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:35,960
Speaker 1: there's generally very little appetite in the public for more

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01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:41,559
Speaker 1: gun control. You'll occasionally have a brief emotional outburst calling

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01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:44,080
Speaker 1: for more of it after one of these horrible shootings

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01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:46,760
Speaker 1: in a school or something like that, where people on

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01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,840
Speaker 1: the right will of course get broken down, as we

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01:41:48,920 --> 01:41:53,080
Speaker 1: talked about earlier, by the acceptable narrative, they get broken down,

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01:41:53,160 --> 01:41:58,040
Speaker 1: they move on. But if the left thought that there

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01:41:58,160 --> 01:42:03,080
Speaker 1: was no appetite for gunn troll before. Brother, There's a

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01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:06,559
Speaker 1: reason gun sales have been record setting the last two months.

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01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:14,360
Speaker 1: During this pandemic. You have officially terrified people about what

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Speaker 1: their government has the authority to do to them. And

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01:42:18,520 --> 01:42:20,800
Speaker 1: you know what else, And this part sucks and I

1453
01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:28,400
Speaker 1: don't like saying it. You've also officially terrified people in

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01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:33,080
Speaker 1: what law enforcement will do when ordered. Let's just be

1455
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:36,759
Speaker 1: frank about it, man. And I know that's not fair

1456
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:39,439
Speaker 1: to all those good cops out there, but the truth

1457
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:44,799
Speaker 1: is the public they don't get to see the good cops.

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01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:47,280
Speaker 1: There's no video on that. You know what they get

1459
01:42:47,280 --> 01:42:51,120
Speaker 1: to see. They get to see police boats surrounding a

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01:42:51,160 --> 01:42:56,479
Speaker 1: guy paddleboarding by himself in the ocean. They get to

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01:42:56,560 --> 01:43:01,120
Speaker 1: see a pastor being arrested. They get to see a

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Speaker 1: owner of a tattoo shop being paraded out of the

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01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:11,719
Speaker 1: shop in handcuffs for opening up his store. And people, now,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can say this is a good thing,

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Speaker 1: and I guess partly it is. People now are going

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Speaker 1: who protect them. And look I think that's a good

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Speaker 1: me before we get back to the news here, why

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Speaker 1: I was never a mercenary. Yeah, we have sweet conversations

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Speaker 1: on this show. You know what, Chris, maybe we need

1493
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Speaker 1: to do a behind the scenes thing. Well wait, wait,

1494
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Speaker 1: you're the one supposed to be figuring out how to

1495
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Speaker 1: make money. We'll do a behind the scenes thing where people. Now,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to make anyone pay for anything on

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01:45:34,840 --> 01:45:36,519
Speaker 1: this show. We need to do it behind the scenes

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Speaker 1: thing where people can see us talk in between the breaks. Wait, no,

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01:45:40,439 --> 01:45:42,559
Speaker 1: that's that's a really bad idea. I take that back.

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Speaker 1: We're never doing that, Chris. Do we have to air

1501
01:45:44,720 --> 01:45:50,519
Speaker 1: that part? If you missed any part of the show today,

1502
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:54,479
Speaker 1: including our pirate talk at the beginning, you can get

1503
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:57,840
Speaker 1: it all on iHeart, on Google, on Spotify, you can

1504
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Speaker 1: get it on iTunes if you do your iTunes thing,

1505
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Speaker 1: make sure you subscribe and make sure you give it

1506
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Speaker 1: a five star rating. And this is the most important

1507
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Speaker 1: part everyone, as you know, you need to talk about

1508
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:16,800
Speaker 1: how handsome I am in the comments. It started out

1509
01:46:16,800 --> 01:46:19,240
Speaker 1: as a joke, and now the joke is getting funnier

1510
01:46:19,280 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 1: because the more people comment on how handsome I am,

1511
01:46:22,240 --> 01:46:24,840
Speaker 1: the more upset management is getting, which only makes me

1512
01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:29,320
Speaker 1: laugh even harder. Five star rating, talk about our handsome

1513
01:46:29,360 --> 01:46:40,599
Speaker 1: I am, it's been hysterical. Oh gosh. Anyway, mercenaries we had,

1514
01:46:40,760 --> 01:46:43,920
Speaker 1: we have BK on all the time. BK's on again tomorrow.

1515
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:48,400
Speaker 1: He's the former Air Force PJA supercommando type. For those

1516
01:46:48,400 --> 01:46:50,799
Speaker 1: who don't know, Air Force pjs are the Air Force

1517
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:53,880
Speaker 1: special operations. So don't let the whole chair Force thing

1518
01:46:53,880 --> 01:46:55,519
Speaker 1: that I make fun of him for all the time

1519
01:46:55,560 --> 01:47:00,240
Speaker 1: fool you. Those Air Force pjas are bad dudes, I

1520
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:04,040
Speaker 1: mean really bad dudes. And so that's what that's will

1521
01:47:04,080 --> 01:47:06,920
Speaker 1: be kated. And then he was as he said, he

1522
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:10,320
Speaker 1: was a PMC, a private military contractor. He said he

1523
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:12,960
Speaker 1: doesn't like the term mercenary, so we're definitely going to

1524
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:14,760
Speaker 1: call him a mercenary when he comes on m ow.

1525
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:21,000
Speaker 1: Here's how the world works. In that world, well forever,

1526
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:26,320
Speaker 1: not just now. If you know, if you know how

1527
01:47:26,320 --> 01:47:28,200
Speaker 1: to kill people, people are going to pay you to

1528
01:47:28,320 --> 01:47:31,760
Speaker 1: kill people. I don't have a more frank way I

1529
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:34,880
Speaker 1: can possibly put it than that. If you know how

1530
01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:38,280
Speaker 1: to kill people, people will pay you to do it.

1531
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:46,240
Speaker 1: So when I was getting out of the Marine Corps,

1532
01:47:47,600 --> 01:47:51,360
Speaker 1: there is now, well there was then. I'm not sure

1533
01:47:51,360 --> 01:47:53,719
Speaker 1: if there's still a market for regular Marine Corps grunts.

1534
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:57,320
Speaker 1: But we were Marine Corps infantry guys. And no that

1535
01:47:57,360 --> 01:48:00,559
Speaker 1: does not mean we were special operations. No, we were not.

1536
01:48:00,640 --> 01:48:04,400
Speaker 1: But know how to handle ourselves. No, how to handle

1537
01:48:04,439 --> 01:48:08,519
Speaker 1: a weapon? No, how to you do handle grenades? Now,

1538
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:11,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you know combat if you're in the Marine

1539
01:48:11,280 --> 01:48:13,040
Speaker 1: Corps infantry, and you know it pretty well. And we

1540
01:48:13,040 --> 01:48:16,479
Speaker 1: were coming out of war. Chris asked me about the

1541
01:48:16,520 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 1: mercenary thing, and here's the deal. They were paying thirty

1542
01:48:24,560 --> 01:48:30,360
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month a month Chris to go hunt

1543
01:48:30,360 --> 01:48:35,800
Speaker 1: poachers in Africa. See Chris nods his head. I will

1544
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:44,080
Speaker 1: tell you I definitely considered it. However, however, one I

1545
01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:45,880
Speaker 1: didn't want to go to Africa. I've already been to

1546
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:49,040
Speaker 1: every dump and I realized, Africa has some beautiful, cool places,

1547
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:50,839
Speaker 1: and I want to go to some parts. But Africa

1548
01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:53,320
Speaker 1: has some really, really crappy places too that I never

1549
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:55,479
Speaker 1: ever want to see. And you know you're going to

1550
01:48:55,520 --> 01:48:57,920
Speaker 1: the crappy places if you're hunting poachers. Oh, what do

1551
01:48:57,960 --> 01:49:00,320
Speaker 1: you mean it? Doesn't matter, Chris. Everything isn't about money.

1552
01:49:00,360 --> 01:49:04,960
Speaker 1: For Pete's sake. I understand it's thirty grand a month.

1553
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:08,719
Speaker 1: Let me finish my story and I'll explain it's thirty

1554
01:49:08,760 --> 01:49:12,639
Speaker 1: grand a month. You're gonna say I'm crazy. They didn't

1555
01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:16,040
Speaker 1: offer benefits. There were no shut up, Chris. There were

1556
01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:19,120
Speaker 1: no like there were no health insurance, no life insurance. Brother,

1557
01:49:19,439 --> 01:49:22,200
Speaker 1: you just don't die. So I understand that I can

1558
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:30,599
Speaker 1: buy my own. Don't yell yet, Okay. I didn't want

1559
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:35,320
Speaker 1: to tell my mom don't roll your eyes. Don't roll

1560
01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:38,960
Speaker 1: your eyes. They put some pathetic mama's boy. Put yourself

1561
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:42,400
Speaker 1: in my shoes. Keep in mind, I have my entire

1562
01:49:42,479 --> 01:49:46,760
Speaker 1: life managed to stress my parents out because, as everybody knows,

1563
01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:50,559
Speaker 1: I lack any impulse control whatsoever, and I just throw

1564
01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:54,800
Speaker 1: myself into these random, insane situations and sometimes it really

1565
01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:58,400
Speaker 1: works out terribly. Had a rough year of college. I'm

1566
01:49:58,479 --> 01:50:01,240
Speaker 1: joining the Marine Corps Infantry. They were all, wait, what

1567
01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:06,280
Speaker 1: getting mad about the election of Barack Obama. I'm running

1568
01:50:06,320 --> 01:50:10,160
Speaker 1: for United States Congress. I mean, this has been my

1569
01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:14,960
Speaker 1: entire life. Feel like a career change. I think I'll

1570
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Speaker 1: just quit my six figure RV sales job and just

1571
01:50:17,520 --> 01:50:20,160
Speaker 1: start doing YouTube videos and see how it works out.

1572
01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:23,160
Speaker 1: Like I said, this has been their whole life. Now,

1573
01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:28,599
Speaker 1: keep in mind, I'm in Iraq. When I find out

1574
01:50:28,600 --> 01:50:31,320
Speaker 1: about the poacher killing thing, we are still at war.

1575
01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:38,439
Speaker 1: I'm in a combat zone. Picture what a mother goes

1576
01:50:38,479 --> 01:50:43,639
Speaker 1: through when her son is off at war. Think about

1577
01:50:44,000 --> 01:50:47,559
Speaker 1: how hard you pray every single night when your son

1578
01:50:47,680 --> 01:50:49,439
Speaker 1: is off at war. I will tell you mother or

1579
01:50:49,439 --> 01:50:52,240
Speaker 1: no mother, mother, father. I have two boys, and just

1580
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:54,680
Speaker 1: the thought of that don't keep me wrong. I'll be

1581
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Speaker 1: proud of him. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna borrow

1582
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Speaker 1: them from doing so. No serve your country. Nobody lives forever,

1583
01:51:00,360 --> 01:51:07,160
Speaker 1: but man, you'd live on your knees. Now. Imagine a

1584
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:12,559
Speaker 1: mother stressing about her baby boy coming home in a box,

1585
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:20,120
Speaker 1: and imagine calling her or writing her a letter and saying,

1586
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:24,840
Speaker 1: by the way, mom, when I get out, I'm going

1587
01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:27,959
Speaker 1: to go be a mercenary in Africa and kill poachers.

1588
01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:32,000
Speaker 1: You hear what I'm saying, now, don't you see what

1589
01:51:32,040 --> 01:51:35,599
Speaker 1: I mean? You can't have that conversation. I don't know

1590
01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:37,720
Speaker 1: that I could have that with my dad, but my

1591
01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:40,519
Speaker 1: dad would at least just yell at me. You know

1592
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:42,880
Speaker 1: that that is a stupid I can hear him now.

1593
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:45,280
Speaker 1: It would be exactly what he said when I joined

1594
01:51:45,320 --> 01:51:47,840
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps infantry. Oh that's gonna really do you

1595
01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:50,160
Speaker 1: well when you get out. That'll be a valuable skill

1596
01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:53,360
Speaker 1: learning how to kill people. Which, let's be honest, he

1597
01:51:53,439 --> 01:51:55,800
Speaker 1: was right about that. But so he would just yell

1598
01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:58,400
Speaker 1: at me again, are you an idiot? You're gonna get killed?

1599
01:51:58,520 --> 01:52:00,000
Speaker 1: I can just I can hear him yelling at me.

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01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:04,839
Speaker 1: Mom would break down, she may have a mental breakdown.

1601
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:07,559
Speaker 1: She would absolutely break down. What do you mean don't

1602
01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:12,720
Speaker 1: want Chris? Chris, that is the dumbest that you can

1603
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:14,880
Speaker 1: tell you don't have You can tell you don't have kids.

1604
01:52:15,040 --> 01:52:17,559
Speaker 1: Chris suggested that I could have just bought them a

1605
01:52:17,640 --> 01:52:22,600
Speaker 1: nice summer house. Chris, there are more there's more to

1606
01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:27,840
Speaker 1: life than money. But maybe you haven't heard, Chris, but

1607
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:30,599
Speaker 1: there's more to life than money. Parents when finding out

1608
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:32,960
Speaker 1: that their child is going to die, are not going

1609
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:36,160
Speaker 1: to be bought off with a summer house. That would

1610
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:40,479
Speaker 1: only work for you. So that is why I did

1611
01:52:40,520 --> 01:52:45,000
Speaker 1: not become a mercenary. Very very grateful the career took

1612
01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:46,960
Speaker 1: that turn. Did you all buy that book. Well, we

1613
01:52:47,080 --> 01:52:48,960
Speaker 1: need to get that author on, Chris. Reach out to

1614
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:51,960
Speaker 1: that author the book. The book is called Zero Footprint.

1615
01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:55,360
Speaker 1: It's an incredible book. I told Chris to buy it.

1616
01:52:55,760 --> 01:52:58,120
Speaker 1: He of course got the audio version, because Chris is

1617
01:52:58,120 --> 01:53:01,559
Speaker 1: a moron who can barely read. You got the audio version, Chris,

1618
01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:04,760
Speaker 1: I know you did. You just got the audio. I

1619
01:53:04,800 --> 01:53:06,400
Speaker 1: know you see. I knew you did. I didn't even

1620
01:53:06,400 --> 01:53:08,280
Speaker 1: have to ask. I knew you did. So there's an

1621
01:53:08,280 --> 01:53:11,240
Speaker 1: audio version out there. The book's called Zero Footprint. And

1622
01:53:11,280 --> 01:53:15,320
Speaker 1: the guy is a PMC and I mean has done everything.

1623
01:53:15,720 --> 01:53:19,040
Speaker 1: Ben Ghazzi, he was right there in the middle of it.

1624
01:53:19,080 --> 01:53:20,880
Speaker 1: You want the real skinny on what was going on,

1625
01:53:20,920 --> 01:53:23,200
Speaker 1: I Mangazi. He's got it. He was in Iraq, he

1626
01:53:23,240 --> 01:53:27,240
Speaker 1: was in Afghanistan. He has it. Was an incredible book,

1627
01:53:27,439 --> 01:53:29,439
Speaker 1: Zero Footprint. Reach out to that guy. We need to

1628
01:53:29,439 --> 01:53:31,240
Speaker 1: try to get him on the show, Chris. I think

1629
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:34,920
Speaker 1: he's British, so who knows. I think it's Thursday over

1630
01:53:34,920 --> 01:53:36,519
Speaker 1: there right now. I don't know what kind of time

1631
01:53:36,560 --> 01:53:39,320
Speaker 1: schedule he's on. But you need to get that book.

1632
01:53:39,439 --> 01:53:43,559
Speaker 1: People buy that book. Is sweet, all right, Chris, quit

1633
01:53:43,640 --> 01:53:45,880
Speaker 1: distracting me. We have headlines and news and stuff. What's

1634
01:53:45,880 --> 01:53:51,200
Speaker 1: your problem? Headline. Federal court overturns Kentucky ban on in

1635
01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:56,080
Speaker 1: person church services. I've read that totally wrong. Let me

1636
01:53:56,120 --> 01:53:59,599
Speaker 1: try that again. Federal court overturns Kentucky ban on in

1637
01:53:59,680 --> 01:54:04,840
Speaker 1: person in church services. Quote. The constitution will endure. We

1638
01:54:04,920 --> 01:54:12,479
Speaker 1: are going to have more constitutional challenges after this whole

1639
01:54:12,520 --> 01:54:15,559
Speaker 1: pandemic is over than you've ever seen before. It is

1640
01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:23,200
Speaker 1: going to be amazing, amazing headline. Michigan state targets elderly

1641
01:54:23,280 --> 01:54:28,679
Speaker 1: barber for opening order for opening shop order closure owner

1642
01:54:28,800 --> 01:54:32,640
Speaker 1: says he's staying open quote until Jesus walks in or

1643
01:54:32,680 --> 01:54:36,040
Speaker 1: they arrest me. I'm not gonna go off on it,

1644
01:54:36,080 --> 01:54:38,160
Speaker 1: but I love this guy, all right. I'm gonna try

1645
01:54:38,160 --> 01:54:40,040
Speaker 1: to turn through as much as these as possible. Yeah,

1646
01:54:51,120 --> 01:54:56,400
Speaker 1: this is a Jesse Kelly show. I know how hard

1647
01:54:56,440 --> 01:54:58,840
Speaker 1: it can be to go to sleep. I do. It's tough.

1648
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Speaker 1: You laid at night and you go through the exact

1649
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:03,840
Speaker 1: same thing I go through. The head hits the pillow

1650
01:55:03,840 --> 01:55:06,040
Speaker 1: and you're thinking to yourself, Oh, it is gonna feel

1651
01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:08,680
Speaker 1: good to close my eyes. It's so comfortable one here.

1652
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Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, did I remember to lock the

1653
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Speaker 1: front tour. Oh Man, work didn't go that well today.

1654
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Speaker 1: My kid just got a n F on an English test.

1655
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. And you're thinking about the day, and

1656
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Speaker 1: then you're thinking about tomorrow, and you're thinking about next week,

1657
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Speaker 1: and you're thinking about coronavirus, and soon you're staring at

1658
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Speaker 1: the clock and it's two am, and you know, you

1659
01:55:25,640 --> 01:55:28,880
Speaker 1: know tomorrow is going to be miserable because you didn't

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1667
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Speaker 1: book Zero Footprint I was telling you to buy, which

1668
01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:22,680
Speaker 1: you should buy because it's awesome. It's about this mercenary

1669
01:56:22,760 --> 01:56:26,560
Speaker 1: private military contractor or PMC as we say in the business. Chris,

1670
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:30,880
Speaker 1: I've never been in that business. Remember how last segment

1671
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Speaker 1: I told Chris to reach out to the author and

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Speaker 1: get him on the show. Well, that's gonna be difficult

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01:56:36,880 --> 01:56:40,760
Speaker 1: because he's dead now. He died in a suicide blast

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Speaker 1: in Kabul Kabble. However, want to say it. It makes

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Speaker 1: the book even heavier. Get that book, zero footprint, Get

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Speaker 1: that book. What Chris be warned? This is the headline

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Speaker 1: at a reason dot com be warned. Coronavirus snitches You

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01:56:58,520 --> 01:57:02,320
Speaker 1: two may be snitched on. Hundreds of Saint Louis citizens

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01:57:02,360 --> 01:57:05,800
Speaker 1: who snitched to the government about businesses that defied closure

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01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:09,680
Speaker 1: orders are discovering that their messages are not confidential and

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01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:16,080
Speaker 1: their identities are subject to sunshine laws. As part of

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01:57:16,080 --> 01:57:18,560
Speaker 1: the effort to slow the spread at coronavirus, some city

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01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:20,880
Speaker 1: and state leaders have forced the businesses they deemed not

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01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:25,040
Speaker 1: essential to shut down. Saint Louis County encouraged people to

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01:57:25,080 --> 01:57:29,480
Speaker 1: report any such businesses that are still open. Or is

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01:57:29,480 --> 01:57:33,520
Speaker 1: it via or villa? Is it both? We really need

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Speaker 1: to learn how to say words via an online form.

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01:57:37,400 --> 01:57:40,040
Speaker 1: County receiving more than nine hundred complaints, and the complaints

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Speaker 1: apparently we're not anonymous. Indeed, their public records subject to

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Speaker 1: the state sunshine laws. Now, people who are angry at

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01:57:48,600 --> 01:57:52,080
Speaker 1: the extent and duration of government shutdown orders are using

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01:57:52,120 --> 01:57:56,080
Speaker 1: those laws to expose to people who filed complaints. Let

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01:57:56,080 --> 01:58:01,000
Speaker 1: this be a lesson to each and every one of you,

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01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:06,200
Speaker 1: and hear me out on this. Let's say you are

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01:58:06,560 --> 01:58:11,560
Speaker 1: a pro lockdown person. Lock it all down, We're all

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01:58:11,600 --> 01:58:14,480
Speaker 1: gonna die. That's fine. I'm fine. And let's say you're

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Speaker 1: a I feel like it is my duty to report

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Speaker 1: any business I see open. Anyone not wearing a face

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01:58:23,040 --> 01:58:26,560
Speaker 1: mask and drowning themselves in hand sanitizer, I will report.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you're that person. Fine, that's fine. But can

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Speaker 1: I just say this, Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: in the history of mankind has a crisis hit of

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01:58:43,520 --> 01:58:46,520
Speaker 1: any kind, a pandemic, a ship going down, whatever the

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01:58:46,560 --> 01:58:51,800
Speaker 1: case may be. Never has a crisis hit. The crisis

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01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:57,680
Speaker 1: ends and people look back on their actions and said

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01:58:57,720 --> 01:59:04,960
Speaker 1: these two things. Who thank goodness, I panicked. And nobody

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Speaker 1: has ever looked back at the end of a crisis

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01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:13,840
Speaker 1: and said, thank goodness, I snitched on enough people. It

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01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:18,800
Speaker 1: has never happened in the history of mankind. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how liberating it is to be a mind your

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Speaker 1: own business person? That's me. I'm a mind your own

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01:59:28,200 --> 01:59:32,000
Speaker 1: business person. I don't stick my nose in my neighbor's business.

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01:59:32,760 --> 01:59:35,200
Speaker 1: I don't want them to stick nardos in mind. Why

1714
01:59:35,240 --> 01:59:37,960
Speaker 1: do you think I don't do any personal gossip politics.

1715
01:59:38,040 --> 01:59:41,800
Speaker 1: I don't like it, not my business, don't care. I

1716
01:59:41,880 --> 01:59:44,959
Speaker 1: assume everybody who's in charge or a bunch of morons.

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01:59:45,880 --> 01:59:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm neither shocked nor am I angry. When I find

1718
01:59:52,240 --> 01:59:56,240
Speaker 1: out about bad things famous people have done, I expect it.

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Speaker 1: I don't consider it my business at all, the same

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01:59:59,200 --> 02:00:02,520
Speaker 1: way I don't on my business any of your business. Well,

1721
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Speaker 1: you guys are a little different because I tell you everything.

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Speaker 1: But seriously, I'm a mind your own business fan. Somebody

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Speaker 1: walking around without a face mask on and I'm wearing

1724
02:00:14,520 --> 02:00:20,000
Speaker 1: a face mask. Not my business. Mind your own business.

1725
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Speaker 1: It will serve you very very well in life. Kids

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Speaker 1: headline Apple data shows shelter in places ending whether governments

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Speaker 1: want to or not. Now this is a little weird.

1728
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Speaker 1: Apple's Mobility Trends report shows. Apple's Mobility Trends report shows

1729
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Speaker 1: that traffic in the US and other countries like Germany

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Speaker 1: is pretty much doubled in the last three weeks. It

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Speaker 1: had been down up to seventy two. Apparently they use

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Speaker 1: a location data provider four square says that gas and

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Speaker 1: fast food visits are back to pre COVID nineteen levels

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Speaker 1: in the American Midwest. One. That's kind of creepy, know

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Speaker 1: that two people I was out this weekend. That's another

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Speaker 1: reason the lockdowns were so stupid and insane. It doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: You can't get people to do it. As we talked

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Speaker 1: about a couple of weeks ago, it would be like

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Speaker 1: me the food freak, walking into my doctor's office in

1740
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Speaker 1: him saying, Okay, well, the solution for your heart trouble.

1741
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Speaker 1: I don't have heart trouble yet, but the solution for

1742
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Speaker 1: your heart trouble is you have to eat only one

1743
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Speaker 1: green being a day and nothing else for the rest

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Speaker 1: of your life. Okay, well that's a bad doctor. Even

1745
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Speaker 1: if that is a solution, that's a bad doctor. Because

1746
02:01:40,120 --> 02:01:46,840
Speaker 1: it's not possible come up with possible solutions. Jesse, you

1747
02:01:46,920 --> 02:01:51,080
Speaker 1: must sprout wings and fly out of here. Oh that's

1748
02:01:51,120 --> 02:01:59,960
Speaker 1: not possible, America. Everybody go home and stay there. What idiot?

1749
02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:02,160
Speaker 1: I thought that we would do that for an extended

1750
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:05,400
Speaker 1: period of time. What did it last? A week or two?

1751
02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:09,560
Speaker 1: And everyone was like, I'm hit on out. You can't

1752
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Speaker 1: get people to do that. It's moronic. Oh and one

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Speaker 1: more thing, wait, hanging on that boomer Naturals has face

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Speaker 1: masks and why is that important? Well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you've heard there's a deadly pandemic out there. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and you can't buy that face mask at the local

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Speaker 1: gas station. Man, I'm sorry. I saw the same ones

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Speaker 1: you're seeing out there at my local gas station. That

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Speaker 1: I mention they have kids sizes as well. I've seen

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Speaker 1: some of you parents try to put adult sized face

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Speaker 1: masks on your kids. That's cruel and unusual punishment. Go

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Speaker 1: missed any part of the show. It's on iHeart, Google, Spotify,

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Speaker 1: and iTunes. Do not forget that five star review talking

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Speaker 1: about my handsomeness. That it part is critical for the

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Speaker 1: future of the show. We have BK on tomorrow and

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Speaker 1: he comes up with somehow the wildest stories in the

1777
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Speaker 1: history of mankind. I love that freaking guy's such an idiot,

1778
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Speaker 1: but I'm glad to see this country waking up and

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Speaker 1: opening up again. I think we have a long, long,

1780
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:42,480
Speaker 1: hard road ahead of us because we're paying people to

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02:04:42,520 --> 02:04:48,040
Speaker 1: stay home, especially low wage workers. They're making more staying

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Speaker 1: at home right now, and that's going to put us

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Speaker 1: in a bit of a buying But we'll deal with

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Speaker 1: all that tomorrow because we have another amazing show tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: We haven't planned actually that's a complete line or plan anything,

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Speaker 1: but I'm sure I'll come up with something on the

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Speaker 1: don't get mad. Don't get mad in my house smells too.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not indicting you. I'm sure you keep

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