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Speaker 2: Want, don't want, don't want, don't, don't.
Speaker 3: Don't want no short dick man.
Speaker 2: What in the world is that fucking thing?
Speaker 3: You need some fucking tweezers.
Speaker 4: To put that little thing away that has got to
Speaker 4: be the smaller dick I have ever seen in my
Speaker 4: whole life.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck it.
Speaker 3: Hello, Welcome back to Good Mon Bad Choices. I'm Erica
Speaker 3: and and it's the morning, and I'm tired, but you
Speaker 3: know we're here up early coffee. Oh fuck, I thought it,
Speaker 3: and I forgot to say something. Damn. Okay, should I
Speaker 3: go make some Okay? I feel like if we're gonna
Speaker 3: smoke again, we should do a coffee. Okay, we'll be
Speaker 3: right back. Okay, Sorry about that we're back. We have
Speaker 3: our coffee now, I can take a sip really quick.
Speaker 3: Ah BOUGHTI my Fulds coffee actually stumptown, stumptown. I'm a
Speaker 3: bougie coffee drinker. Apparently I'm bougie everything, according to my
Speaker 3: friends that be sliding into Jamila's Dan. Jenny, I know
Speaker 3: you called me bougie. Don't be madgin bougie. She's like,
Speaker 3: you know, Erica, have a look for Jennifer. You can't
Speaker 3: get boogie in Tijuana, Okay.
Speaker 5: As a girl, I don't know if there's not there's
Speaker 5: no amount of boogies you can get in Tijuana.
Speaker 3: We can't afford everything there. We're really falling. We're falling
Speaker 3: into Joana.
Speaker 5: Except minus is fucking super expensive airbnb that you found.
Speaker 3: Well because originally it was for twelve people, not seven people.
Speaker 3: You need to calibank. I'm gonna try something.
Speaker 5: Shout out to Airbnb that usually comes through, but sometimes
Speaker 5: fuck up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I booked an airbnb for my birthday. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go to ros Rito, not Tijuana. Past twenty five minutes, Piana,
Speaker 3: I've just never crossed the border before. You haven't, No, No,
Speaker 3: how do you live in California.
Speaker 5: You've never crossed the border. I don't know, and like
Speaker 5: I let you mean like drove obviously, like driven across
Speaker 5: it to Mexico. No, it's very strange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just so excited I wanted to go. I
Speaker 3: don't know, I mean it's exciting. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's like not impressive, but like I just
Speaker 3: I want to do it. Yeah, you did need to
Speaker 3: do that. It's so close. That's the beauty Offnia. Like
Speaker 3: you can get to so many different types of places quickly.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 5: We are, we do have access to different types of
Speaker 5: place in San Francisco is different to Jjuanna's very You
Speaker 5: can get to snow in an hour and going a
Speaker 5: big bear.
Speaker 3: You can get to the desert, you set it in
Speaker 3: a lake. You can go to the ocean, you can
Speaker 3: go to hike, you can go to Mexico. That's true.
Speaker 3: That's true. But I booked an airbnb out there and
Speaker 3: my host is fucking me, fucking me. Well, the math things,
Speaker 3: we're not even there yet, so they should pretty much
Speaker 3: unfuck you. No, But that's why they do that, because
Speaker 3: they have that forty eight hour cancelation. It's a bullshit,
Speaker 3: like you have forty eight hours to change your mind,
Speaker 3: even if your trip is four months. Call them ahead,
Speaker 3: fuck airb uh yeah what, I'm excited. I'm excited to go.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have fun. We want out there. Yes, sir,
Speaker 3: I'm still deciding if I'm gonna bring my booth thing.
Speaker 3: Oh you might bring him. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, I don't know, it's is it
Speaker 3: too sound? I mean, my kid is going to be there.
Speaker 3: Oh well, that's hard because.
Speaker 5: I mean it's hard for me to say because you know,
Speaker 5: I've dealt recently dealt with this, and I mean I.
Speaker 3: Felt I feel fine about it. I think that were
Speaker 3: you affectionate with Anthony in front of Luna quickly?
Speaker 5: No, not quickly, but I mean, but then again, it's
Speaker 5: been like a like I guess, I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 5: like a few times or of course, and how affectionate
Speaker 5: are you?
Speaker 3: I'm not like you arranged from like one to ten,
Speaker 3: like tongue kissing.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm not like tongue kissing, but like
Speaker 5: just normal what the I don't know, I'm not over zealous,
Speaker 5: I'm not like I don't know if that's the right
Speaker 5: word to describe that, Like I'm not tongue kissing him
Speaker 5: and straddling him, but like al said'm just laugh And
Speaker 5: this is another thing. This last time we like we
Speaker 5: slept in the bed together, all of us and like hmm,
Speaker 5: I'm not like we were like.
Speaker 3: No but no, but I know what that would happen
Speaker 3: about it? That would happen you're living with someone. The
Speaker 3: person is maybe or a serious boyfriend or like you
Speaker 3: or like even your husband, Like you have another kid,
Speaker 3: the kid might still want to sleeping with men. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: actually I did that with my mom and my stepdad. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean it's people want to put like labels on
Speaker 5: things like that's unheard of. That's absolutely fucking up. But
Speaker 5: like the truth of the matter is when you like,
Speaker 5: it happens when you date some much.
Speaker 3: How did Luna? What was her like? How is she
Speaker 3: acting when that happened? Was she like she was fine
Speaker 3: or was like harvest? I'm sure she was fine. Slipping
Speaker 3: underneath him, sleep underneath us like not a big deal.
Speaker 5: One morning she was like I sleep naked though, She's
Speaker 5: like why no?
Speaker 3: And he had his boxes on, who was just in
Speaker 3: his chairs? So why are you naked. He said, I'm
Speaker 3: not naked. Your mom's naked. She's like, why you naked?
Speaker 3: As like I sleep naked. She's just like okay, But
Speaker 3: that's also because she's about.
Speaker 5: To be four, and like she can talk really wrong
Speaker 5: some things I'm not expecting her to say, but like, yeah,
Speaker 5: there's nothing.
Speaker 3: Going on, but like it happens.
Speaker 5: I don't think, like I think that Happy Bay is
Speaker 5: a very nice, cool guy. I think he's very mature,
Speaker 5: and I think that I don't think that's something you
Speaker 5: really have to worry about, Like I don't, I don't
Speaker 5: question you know what I mean, like I worry about what.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just don't think it's I think he's a good
Speaker 5: person so and I think he's mature so he can
Speaker 5: go about the situation accordingly. He's not like twenty and
Speaker 5: someone's trying to be all over you and your kids
Speaker 5: around Like it's not that he's you know, some.
Speaker 3: People just are super unaware and not understanding. My only
Speaker 3: reservation in inviting him is, well, there's a few there's
Speaker 3: you know, him spending time with my kid like that.
Speaker 3: And then also do I want to feel like I
Speaker 3: can't be fully affectionate with him.
Speaker 5: Well, that's another thing. But I find myself holding back.
Speaker 5: I find myself like getting in my head like a sister,
Speaker 5: so like looking at her, looking at me, and I'm like, so,
Speaker 5: if you don't want to deal with that, then that's
Speaker 5: something to consider because you're going to inevitably be thinking
Speaker 5: of overthinking things. I'm sure everybody's listening thinking, oh, bitch,
Speaker 5: were you overthinking when you're sleeping?
Speaker 3: Do you explain? Did you explain to Luna like this
Speaker 3: is Mommy's How did you explain this mommy's boyfriend? Boyfriend?
Speaker 5: But she doesn't know what a boyfriend is though, Well, Disney,
Speaker 5: she does, oh like her prince Charming? Yeah, she said
Speaker 5: that this is mommy's prince. Yeah, but surprisingly she knows.
Speaker 5: I think somewhat they know what that means because she
Speaker 5: asked me before, Who's who's going to be my prince?
Speaker 5: Who's my prince? And I was like, where up the
Speaker 5: fuck is she getting this? But Disney, because I think.
Speaker 6: I remembers me and Freddy being affectionate, of course she does,
Speaker 6: you think like I mean, she was, she was too,
Speaker 6: and she was over two and a half.
Speaker 3: Wait, Marjor In July August, she was two and a
Speaker 3: half and we broke up, she remembers, and we slept
Speaker 3: in the bed together obviously.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she remembers. I think that here's like every there's
Speaker 5: like a huge taboo with it, but we're human. I
Speaker 5: think it's important, especially for daughters to see. There's like
Speaker 5: I read this article like don't let your daughter never date.
Speaker 5: See anyone you're dating and then the one person you're
Speaker 5: serious with and then you get married. So they don't
Speaker 5: think that there's like one day you meet some perfect
Speaker 5: person and like, so they have some sense of reality
Speaker 5: of the dating process. I'm sure there's like a lot
Speaker 5: of you know, there's a thin line for that because
Speaker 5: it's definitely shouldn't be around every single person in an
Speaker 5: intimate capacity.
Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying to you, Like, I know you,
Speaker 3: so I know you're not going to make any like.
Speaker 5: Stupid, rash decision to bring someone you think it's going
Speaker 5: to be like fly by night around her. You know
Speaker 5: the fact that you're already thinking I want this person
Speaker 5: to meet my kid.
Speaker 3: Lets me know it's something. You know, he's someone special, right,
Speaker 3: I still don't know yet though, Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: think he's someone special, but I'm still not convinced that
Speaker 3: he's over, like he's totally passed his last relationship.
Speaker 5: So I don't know if Erica mentioned this. We haven't
Speaker 5: mentioned a lot of things, So let's just catch everything happy.
Speaker 5: Bay is just frush out of a relationship that was
Speaker 5: an open relationship.
Speaker 3: It was an open relationship and they were together for
Speaker 3: home four years, but I don't know if their relationship
Speaker 3: was open the entire time. I don't think it was.
Speaker 3: If it was more towards like the last year of
Speaker 3: their relationship or something. And I guess she broke the
Speaker 3: rules of their situation and they're not together anymore. And
Speaker 3: so that was only like a month and a half ago,
Speaker 3: so that's very new. He seems like he's convinced that
Speaker 3: he's like moving forward and stuff, but I'm not convinced fully.
Speaker 3: I mean, he acts like he acts like he no,
Speaker 3: But I just know how the healing process works. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know also everyone heals at a different pace and differently,
Speaker 3: And you know, I do believe that love can be
Speaker 3: like a cure for heartache, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And I think that it could be a band aid,
Speaker 3: and it could be a it could be a care
Speaker 3: and a band aid. And that's what I told him too.
Speaker 3: I said, I don't know. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: a band aid or a distraction to your healing process
Speaker 3: because because I done it, I've done that, but also
Speaker 3: because I take you seriously, like I take this seriously.
Speaker 3: And he says he's not. He says, you know, so,
Speaker 3: he says he's not you know, he says he's not.
Speaker 3: So I mean, if you if you haven't, there's no rush. No,
Speaker 3: there's no rush. There's no rush. But I want to.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to be with them on my birthday.
Speaker 3: Well you need to figure it out. Bit should we
Speaker 3: bringing kids? And we're not? No, no, no, we're bringing kids.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely bringing Iroy period. It's not a matter if
Speaker 3: I'm bringing irony bringing him or not. Yeah. But to
Speaker 3: be continued. To be continued, Happy Bay to be continued.
Speaker 3: I'm also update up. Young baby dumped me, right? What
Speaker 3: kind of friend are you? What? She's laughing my heart ache? No, No,
Speaker 3: I'm laughing because the way you just looked at me.
Speaker 3: You're smiling as you tell me. I'm awkward.
Speaker 5: I feel with bad things awkwardly all the time, I'm
Speaker 5: always laughing and smiling and trying to find.
Speaker 3: The funny image. No, but I don't know why I'm laughing.
Speaker 3: It's not funny. It's sad. Most maybe I'm embarrassed. In
Speaker 3: the last all of ninety days. Well, I mean, you
Speaker 3: guys still talk, so it's not like he broke up
Speaker 3: with you and then like stop talking.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, Actually it's actually rather mature. A it's
Speaker 5: a long distance which is very difficult and very annoying.
Speaker 5: And also like he has trust issues, he has like
Speaker 5: issues from like childhood, and he's like, I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: to therapy, and I think that's cool. I think it's
Speaker 5: cool like for him to be like, I need to
Speaker 5: deal with myself in order to do be with you,
Speaker 5: and I'm willing to do that. And I'm recognizing that
Speaker 5: the work needs to be done. And I'm like, damn, I.
Speaker 3: Wish I ahead insurance. I want to go to therapy too.
Speaker 3: You need to get your ass Obamacare. Obamacare is not
Speaker 3: covering No, damn the mental health. I don't know, and
Speaker 3: they might, I'm sure they do, probably a certain doctorate,
Speaker 3: only certain network you can go to.
Speaker 5: But I know I feel like there's like usually therapists
Speaker 5: to be a therapist, there's like all these hours you
Speaker 5: have to complete first, and we're those students who want
Speaker 5: to give discounted sessions. If you guys know any of
Speaker 5: those type of services or apps, I think I'm sure
Speaker 5: there's some out there, right, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah there are. There are for sure, there's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's like and honestly like some I mean, I mean, therapy,
Speaker 3: it can be expensive, but some of it's not that bad. No,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, some of it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: And it's sometimes you spend that much money getting your
Speaker 3: hair done done or getting the you can spend it
Speaker 3: on your mental health because it does. Therapy does make
Speaker 3: a difference. It really helped me and I think I'm
Speaker 3: thinking about going back again. Actually I need to go back.
Speaker 3: And like, and my daughter's looking through the window smushing
Speaker 3: her face on them on the window. It looks like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, that's like a little Lisa Frank. This is
Speaker 3: so sad. I come in here, come on, But yes,
Speaker 3: I would say I did. That is mature. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: is mature. What's rambabe? Okay, come and sit with me,
Speaker 3: but you have to be quiet.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I've only done therapy once and that was
Speaker 5: with my baby's daddy, like couples therapy, and I probably
Speaker 5: do need to do it alone.
Speaker 3: You only did it one time, and no, no, we
Speaker 3: did a few times.
Speaker 5: But that was like my only therapy experience with that therapist,
Speaker 5: which I mean, I'm not it was bad, but I
Speaker 5: think this is gonna sound narcissistic, but like I'm very
Speaker 5: rational in my head. Even the one time I did
Speaker 5: therapy with her alone because he couldn't make it, I
Speaker 5: was just like talking to myself like, yeah, but I know,
Speaker 5: maybe he is crazy, and then I have to rive.
Speaker 3: Out, like but you know what, I'm rational too, And
Speaker 3: I thought that too, that maybe I don't need therapy
Speaker 3: because I'm so real with myself. Right. No, it's not true.
Speaker 3: Oh no it does. It doesn't. It's not. It's not
Speaker 3: the same. Oh my goodness, now their kids want us
Speaker 3: come here. Baby. No, it's it's it's it's it's not
Speaker 3: even about whether you're real with yourself. You think it's
Speaker 3: mostly just about like getting it out. It's getting it out,
Speaker 3: talking it through, because you'll also come to different epiphanies
Speaker 3: just talking with someone and someone who has a different perspective,
Speaker 3: and like, I really liked my therapist because A she
Speaker 3: was female, B she was black, and C she wasn't
Speaker 3: afraid to give me her opinion. A lot of therapists
Speaker 3: like to keep their opinion out of it and they
Speaker 3: let you come to your own conclusions. Right, she did
Speaker 3: that too, but she still would be like, yeah, you're driven. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I definitely.
Speaker 5: My therapist was a black woman, she was older, but
Speaker 5: I I really feel like if it's someone you can
Speaker 5: relate to and can relate to.
Speaker 3: You, it's easier to fop. Yeah, it's easier to talk freely.
Speaker 3: Even she was older, and I was like, God, she's
Speaker 3: talking so fucking slow and she's fasting my hour. But
Speaker 3: you yeah, and even even you definitely have to find
Speaker 3: the right one, you know what I mean for sure,
Speaker 3: Like not every therapist is your therapist.
Speaker 5: I read, if you guys are gonna come out here
Speaker 5: and play, go out there and play, you have to
Speaker 5: go out there shaking the table, go go back in
Speaker 5: the living room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that those are the So he's going to
Speaker 3: therapy to work on his issues so that he could
Speaker 3: be a better man for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So now I kind of feel obligated to find
Speaker 5: an affordable therapist because I'm like, oh, fuck, so I
Speaker 5: need to work on myself, which I recognized. I recognize
Speaker 5: I do have work to do, I do have things
Speaker 5: and even like he's last, Honestly, these last couple of
Speaker 5: episodes have made me really realize even more that I
Speaker 5: really do how I do need to go back. I
Speaker 5: do need to do the work and whatever that requires,
Speaker 5: it just probably needs to happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, because we fall into that we know
Speaker 3: what we need to do. Just because we know we
Speaker 3: need to do doesn't mean we're doing it. We need
Speaker 3: to understand why is it that we're not doing it?
Speaker 3: Especially young It's even deeper than that, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? What is the like we know okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: we know this fucked up? Yeah we know we why
Speaker 3: are we doing it? What fucked up thing happens? Experience
Speaker 3: happened to us that making us react this.
Speaker 5: But because even young Bay has like issues with his
Speaker 5: mom and saying like feeling like she dropped him, like
Speaker 5: you know, it was just like abandoning issues, being dropped off,
Speaker 5: not having trusted, I think it really affects our relationship.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to trust me.
Speaker 5: He was like, he wants to push away sometimes, and
Speaker 5: he's like, I know what's from my childhood. I know
Speaker 5: what's she was dropping me off and shit, and that
Speaker 5: that comes from it. So really, when he started to
Speaker 5: say that, it made me think about my relationship with
Speaker 5: my father and even though we have a really good relationship,
Speaker 5: because though I still haven't called the michag home, I
Speaker 5: would probably say me and my dad are like most
Speaker 5: similar and probably a little closer than me and my mom.
Speaker 5: But in my childhood, I remember experiencing a lot of infidelity,
Speaker 5: like him not coming home for days and nights and.
Speaker 3: A lot of it. I kind of like put way
Speaker 3: back in my mind.
Speaker 5: But the truth of the matter is even some I
Speaker 5: may have some abandonment issues and trust issues, and that's
Speaker 5: why I'm kind of I don't want to say disconnected,
Speaker 5: but I can become. I can't be very disconnected easily
Speaker 5: because I rationalize in my mind my emotions, like, Okay.
Speaker 3: I think that you're not that disconnected. I think you're
Speaker 3: good at suppressing. You just pushed shit away, and I
Speaker 3: think you actually feel a lot, but you're good at
Speaker 3: just like being like I don't care whatever, whatever. But
Speaker 3: you do when then you know it starts to build
Speaker 3: and starts to build and then you like get fester
Speaker 3: and then you you know, get overwhelmed. You know, right,
Speaker 3: it comes out in different ways. But I think that
Speaker 3: I think everybody should try therapy a few times in
Speaker 3: their life, and I think I need to go back,
Speaker 3: especially with like, I don't know, I think having a
Speaker 3: new person in my life. I just want to make
Speaker 3: sure that like I'm not falling into like habit bad
Speaker 3: former habits of mine. Yeah, I think that I'm pretty
Speaker 3: like like you said, like realistic. I can observe my
Speaker 3: like behavioral like patterns well, but still like I don't
Speaker 3: want to look up from this like next year and
Speaker 3: be like I should have seen all these I should
Speaker 3: have seen all of this, but I was blinded by
Speaker 3: the dick or that's more than that, but you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. But that's another thing, and I always
Speaker 3: kind of stop. I would love Can you guys just
Speaker 3: go another room and watch the movie? Please? You guys
Speaker 3: want to put Papa peg on? I want a movie.
Speaker 5: We're already watching a movie. Oh, but companionship feels good.
Speaker 5: And when he likes someone and they like you back
Speaker 5: it feels good. But are you diving into that because
Speaker 5: it feels good or because like really it's a really
Speaker 5: deep connection you're getting and gaining and learning from this person.
Speaker 3: There's an exchange of energy.
Speaker 5: Or is it just like, oh my god, I'm attracting
Speaker 5: situation for having good sex and it's comfortable because I
Speaker 5: think we as humans we tend to do that too.
Speaker 3: There's that. Yeah, I think about that, And I also
Speaker 3: think about like the situation, this news, this news that
Speaker 3: has been presented to me recently, And I think, like,
Speaker 3: am I just going all in with this because I'm
Speaker 3: trying to not deal with that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: But I feel like I feel like I have been
Speaker 3: dealing with that for a while now. But like I
Speaker 3: just I'm just super paranoid. I don't want to make
Speaker 3: I don't want to I don't want to feel like
Speaker 3: that again. I don't want to go through that pain.
Speaker 3: And I know you can't. You can't hide from that
Speaker 3: because it's you know, some shit happens, and like heartbreak disappointment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the kind of heartbreak and disappointment that I experienced, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like the the like betrayal and
Speaker 3: all those things like, I know you can't predict that,
Speaker 3: but I feel like you can if you know, like
Speaker 3: if you're a good read on people, or like you
Speaker 3: trust yourself to make the best decisions and not ignore
Speaker 3: the red flags like so many of us do. And
Speaker 3: I do it all the time, you know, because I
Speaker 3: want to see the good in someone or I don't
Speaker 3: want to believe that this is who they are. No,
Speaker 3: not that like go around. I don't want to believe
Speaker 3: that this is who they are. I just want to
Speaker 3: make sure I'm just making good decisions and I'm not
Speaker 3: like rushing into anything. Yeah, because this situation with him
Speaker 3: does feel like we're rushing, and it's like I don't
Speaker 3: know how to stop it. Well, because when you like,
Speaker 3: when you're falling, it's why it's a falling, not rushing.
Speaker 3: But it's just like our feelings are growing at a
Speaker 3: very fast raid. But that's can you guys just go
Speaker 3: to the kitchen where you go, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Where are you trying to go? Where are you going?
Speaker 3: Put your shoes on, because I already know you're gonna
Speaker 3: you're gonna come back and here talk about your feet hurt.
Speaker 3: Go put your shoes on and go through the kitchen
Speaker 3: and close the door. And go through the kitchen door
Speaker 3: and close the door behind the door, go put shoes on.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yo, seriously, did they drink coffee or
Speaker 3: did we drink coffee? They don't need fucking coffee.
Speaker 5: Listen, if you don't have kids yet, Honestly, they're a
Speaker 5: blessing from God, they really are. But oh my god,
Speaker 5: take your time. Take your time, because it's NonStop. I mean,
Speaker 5: you know, people say it all the time, but it's
Speaker 5: on a different level of oh my god.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of oh my god. It's daily.
Speaker 5: And sometimes I'm just happy that I know that there's
Speaker 5: other woman who feels the same as of me.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, she's wondering where her shoes are at
Speaker 3: the front door. Oh, actually, fine, you don't need them.
Speaker 3: You don't need shoes outside. Okay, that's fine, that's fine, good, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 5: Luna's a wild child. My child and I are both wild,
Speaker 5: natural people. I've trained my child really well. We don't
Speaker 5: work like to wear clothes. She can often go outside barefoot.
Speaker 5: She will beee outside anywhere.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, my kid needs shoes because it should hurts feet. Okay,
Speaker 3: I chilled.
Speaker 5: You guys already it's really good to walk outside barefoot,
Speaker 5: also to connect with trees.
Speaker 3: Touch them. I don't. I don't not agree with that,
Speaker 3: but I don't like I want to walk on soft grasses.
Speaker 3: People hate how wet grass. I like wet grass. You do, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at what grass I don't want. There's
Speaker 3: little pebbles out there, and they hurt. I don't care.
Speaker 3: How nature you are. You know, you step on that
Speaker 3: ship and you're like, oh, but this is nature. I'm good.
Speaker 3: Doesn't hurt, doesn't hurt, doesn't natural natural, natural, natural.
Speaker 7: Okay, So speaking of d speaking of Penis, we didn't
Speaker 7: we wouldn't say anything I did.
Speaker 5: I hope I'm not blinded by the d Today's topic
Speaker 5: is Dick.
Speaker 3: I am a man or don't or don't dick? What
Speaker 3: is a Dick deal breaker?
Speaker 5: I put some notes on my phone, Jamilla's famous notes.
Speaker 3: Well, after asking a few of my friends, one of
Speaker 3: the common themes of a deal Dick Dick, Dick deal
Speaker 3: breaker is skinny Penis. Not a fan? Who is a fan?
Speaker 5: No one write as if you're a fan of Skinny Penis,
Speaker 5: explain to me the appeal.
Speaker 3: Explain to me why the benefits, the pros and cons.
Speaker 3: For me, they're all cons. It feels like a tampon,
Speaker 3: it feels like a finger, it feels disgusting, and it
Speaker 3: feels like it's choking. Yeah, your mouth, like you barely
Speaker 3: have to open your mouth. It's just like and it
Speaker 3: just pokes you. Also, just too little of a penis. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I actually heard you talking to one of our friends
Speaker 3: about small penis and she said, well, it's all about
Speaker 3: the motion of the ocean. I'm sorry, Like, you can
Speaker 3: have all the motions of the oceans, but if the
Speaker 3: penis can't hit certain places, it doesn't matter. I've okay,
Speaker 3: So I've had small penis that that applied to smallish penis,
Speaker 3: not small penis smallish and I was like, I saw
Speaker 3: it and I was like, oh, I don't know, it's
Speaker 3: gonna work, and it was great.
Speaker 8: But anything smaller than that, No, I've had a particular
Speaker 8: experience as somebody who had a smallish penis.
Speaker 5: Keep aside, I love this guy, like, I think is
Speaker 5: the most greatest man.
Speaker 3: I think he's like the epitome of a husband. Really,
Speaker 3: who was this person? Muslim bait?
Speaker 5: Oh, but he's so Muslim and I'm obviously not, and
Speaker 5: he's like very adamant about that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'd love him a wrong time. That's nice. We're
Speaker 3: smoking if you can hear us blowing in the back
Speaker 3: and coughing. The first time we had sex, I don't
Speaker 3: know if he like hit the wrong spot. He left.
Speaker 5: I was look in pain for like two hours and
Speaker 5: if it was a pointy and like my stomach hurt
Speaker 5: so bad.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck happened?
Speaker 5: But I was like I was young, as I was
Speaker 5: too embarrassed to say any thing, so just acting like
Speaker 5: everything was fine.
Speaker 3: But thankfully he left. I was just crouching in pain
Speaker 3: for an hour.
Speaker 5: But then we had sex another time and it was great,
Speaker 5: very pleasurable. So you gotta be you gotta be especially
Speaker 5: careful with those little penis. Is how they poke you?
Speaker 3: They poke, yeah, I mean if they're too pointy, they
Speaker 3: could poke you wrong, and that's dangerous. I mean I've
Speaker 3: been poked by a big penis too, just some positions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's totally really happened twice in my life where
Speaker 5: I was like crouched over in pain after once from
Speaker 5: a small paints, once from.
Speaker 3: A big penis. My two bad. So my first ever
Speaker 3: bad experience with the small penis was in high school
Speaker 3: when it was with this guy and he was a
Speaker 3: friend of mine, Like you know, eventually you just ended
Speaker 3: up having sex with a friend the bucket and he
Speaker 3: was Filipino. It was little, yeah, And so you know,
Speaker 3: everyone always taught, you know, everyone had their every everything.
Speaker 3: People always put like these these stanzards of penis sizes
Speaker 3: on races. Black guys have big diss Latin man hit her,
Speaker 3: miss Asian small Remember the Latin hit her miss? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 3: so obviously all those things are lies, but so but
Speaker 3: yet in high school, I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: didn't have a small penis. He's Asian, and then he did,
Speaker 3: and like I was like, oh god, I'm already here.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like our last episode where we talk
Speaker 3: about like feeling like we have to go through with
Speaker 3: something because we're already here. What baby, what? Where's Luna's
Speaker 3: out there? She's getting all your rocks. I really don't
Speaker 3: want to have this conversation for me anyway, So I
Speaker 3: went ahead and got on top, and I just remember
Speaker 3: it kept falling out, like it would not stay in,
Speaker 3: and to the point where I was like, is it
Speaker 3: me like I started, of course, because I was women
Speaker 3: like we always think it's our fault, you know, or
Speaker 3: like something's wrong with us. It couldn't possibly be the
Speaker 3: guy's small penis. After I texted him, I literally felt horrible.
Speaker 3: I felt like it was my fault. Can didn't know better. Well,
Speaker 3: I knew it was small, but I thought like, well
Speaker 3: it should work the same, you know, you.
Speaker 5: Know, vagina like your vagina stupid like I don't know, Like,
Speaker 5: I just felt like his I could fuck any dick.
Speaker 3: Right, That is a attitude, right, like a god damn
Speaker 3: it fucked him all. But it just kept falling out.
Speaker 3: And then it wasn't until like I feel like, I
Speaker 3: knew it was small, but it wasn't until like a
Speaker 3: few weeks later that I was like, Okay, that wasn't
Speaker 3: my fault, that was his fault.
Speaker 9: Don't little don't little dick shame He didn't even I
Speaker 9: just felt like I felt bad and he felt I
Speaker 9: could tell he felt weird, so I was like, oh, no.
Speaker 3: Okay, then second small penis is I've got a really
Speaker 3: good penis lub. I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 5: Okay, let me say one thing because it just reminded
Speaker 5: me speaking of falling out sidebar.
Speaker 3: If you have a little penis, do not fucking buy
Speaker 3: a magnum. No, you cannot buy a fucking magnum.
Speaker 10: If you have a little penis, it makes your dicky
Speaker 10: look even you look dumb, like we know, and your
Speaker 10: dick looks so sad, saggy, saggy, and looks I'm gonna
Speaker 10: get pregnant because it's great, and I'm I'm gonna leak out.
Speaker 3: I don't want my sons having small little penises. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, this is terrible. You will. I also think
Speaker 3: about my future. I think about my offspring and what
Speaker 3: that's gonna do. I know, but you can. You know
Speaker 3: what though, one of her friends just had a boy,
Speaker 3: and she was like, we haven't hard. She was talking
Speaker 3: about the previous small dick and she's like, oh no,
Speaker 3: I can't talk about his penis.
Speaker 5: I feel now that I have a son, I feel
Speaker 5: so terrible just talking about some guy's penis.
Speaker 3: You can't help that.
Speaker 5: And I was like really, And I was thinking, what
Speaker 5: if I had a son, then you feel differently?
Speaker 3: Dick shaming? Yeah? Do I okay, Oh my god, maybe
Speaker 3: we should because we always say you have daughters. We
Speaker 3: always told we always tell me that you had a daughter.
Speaker 5: Oh no either about Yeah, well okay, so your second experience.
Speaker 3: Okay, so my second experience was recently. It was my
Speaker 3: like my, it was my my July Hoary when I
Speaker 3: was talking about oh same, the guy with I don't
Speaker 3: want to put it, you just put it in your
Speaker 3: warning Her momot that like that's a yeah, that's I guess.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing I guess. You know, guys, little
Speaker 3: little penises putting it in the buttle because it doesn't
Speaker 3: fall out.
Speaker 5: Okay, that was my notes, because it doesn't fall out right,
Speaker 5: And that's actually in my notes.
Speaker 3: Small dicks like anal.
Speaker 5: It's true if you love anal too, then you'd probably
Speaker 5: be easy for you to like be with this smaller
Speaker 5: dickish that.
Speaker 3: But is it possible to like anal more than badginal sex?
Speaker 3: Do people like? Like? Is that a thing? I'm sure
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure I know something. My loves anal really,
Speaker 5: she loves writing it. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Actually, my friend sent me a poorn the other night
Speaker 3: and there was this girl doing anal and she was
Speaker 3: doing it so hard, I like my butt hurt. Think
Speaker 3: I was like, I had to ask forward, well, but
Speaker 3: it was freaking me out.
Speaker 5: Even if you like anal, I've seen them porn, they
Speaker 5: like big dick anal.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how that's big. And she was
Speaker 3: writing it like doggy style, like dirty hard, my cousin,
Speaker 3: there's something about humming that way a dick in your ass,
Speaker 3: And I was like what. And I thought I was
Speaker 3: so into everything seriously, because I've been in a relationship
Speaker 3: with I mean, there's a g spot in there, that's
Speaker 3: for sure. Like I definitely, well I've had anal and like, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's just not something that you want to I
Speaker 3: want to like do all the time. And it wasn't like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess you to do it all the time, but
Speaker 3: I guess it is. It's nice to have an option
Speaker 3: because I dated guys. It was that's not an option, like
Speaker 3: maybe try like this guy, well, that's that's what his
Speaker 3: that's what he's giving out. He's passing out jobs.
Speaker 5: I feel like I didn't I said this last time years.
Speaker 5: I feel like Europeans love anal. My theory on the
Speaker 5: what where did you get to that conclusion? I watched
Speaker 5: this documentary about this point that I loves on and
Speaker 5: then your story and I don't know.
Speaker 3: So those two makes you kind of I just a
Speaker 3: conclusion that oh okay, so weted.
Speaker 5: To prevent being disappointed, I like to think do dick checks,
Speaker 5: you know, like the inconspicuous like.
Speaker 3: I've been wrong, but that too, Oh my god, yeah
Speaker 3: I've been wrong with that, so wrong, which brings us
Speaker 3: another thing.
Speaker 5: If it's small but girthy, because that was probably the trick,
Speaker 5: and then it feels it feels like there's something in
Speaker 5: there because it's girthy when it gets hard. But I
Speaker 5: would much rather take it like medium girth with a
Speaker 5: medium dick with girth, but like skinny and little.
Speaker 3: No, but if you just do like.
Speaker 5: Like make out, get it hard to get arouse, and
Speaker 5: then just gently place your hand in the cross area
Speaker 5: and like graze over it so you know what you're
Speaker 5: working with, or maybe like in the club, back it
Speaker 5: up on the dance movie.
Speaker 3: Can't you can't you betn't measure a penis with your
Speaker 3: but okay, the moony grind true true, let me hold on,
Speaker 3: hold on, let me start from the bottom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's but you could film with a little punk
Speaker 5: or bigger pope, I feel a.
Speaker 3: Little pump coming to you. You know what I'm wan do.
Speaker 5: Let's just sing her own intro and we won't get
Speaker 5: any trouble because I don't think I think we'll lose
Speaker 5: a lot of listeners. Let's just covers every fucking episode.
Speaker 5: I think we lose a lot of take covers, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, or we'll get a fucking record deal. What would
Speaker 3: a girl would be? Good? Good mom? That sound like
Speaker 3: that's terrible. We would not create every destiny child, good mom. Okay,
Speaker 3: back to the dicks.
Speaker 5: Yes, so Gray's over the first get it a rouse
Speaker 5: with making out session or like you know, and then
Speaker 5: firmly grip around the cross a light firm Wait over
Speaker 5: the pants or you have to give supper pants and
Speaker 5: the pants I mean, or are you on just skin?
Speaker 5: I mean if you want to be like if you
Speaker 5: not want to if you're in public and you just
Speaker 5: want to just do like it's early in the relationship,
Speaker 5: you want to just check out, but you're going to
Speaker 5: be working with it.
Speaker 3: But if it's a.
Speaker 5: Little bit laer in wish, if you still have me
Speaker 5: to go in the pants and get it real clear, But.
Speaker 3: What if you touch it? What if you do that
Speaker 3: and then you don't want it, and then you've already
Speaker 3: made him feel like you do want it. That's why.
Speaker 5: That's why it has to be very the timing and
Speaker 5: the place. If you do the outside one like in
Speaker 5: public or maybe like a movie, because then you're an
Speaker 5: obligate like a public place. Don't want it to be
Speaker 5: like in the bedroom almost getting hot and heated, because
Speaker 5: and it might be too late unless you.
Speaker 3: Want this venus. It would be like I gotta go,
Speaker 3: I just got sick. Yeah, yeah, that's what you need
Speaker 3: to work on. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: This guy told me that one time I went to
Speaker 5: the Chicks and it like it wasn't She was like
Speaker 5: heavier than went on the pictures and that He was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you know what, I just remembered. I think I left
Speaker 5: my stove on, the stove on in my dog's home,
Speaker 5: the stove on. And I was like, did she believe that?
Speaker 5: He's like yeah, because she texted me later like was
Speaker 5: this stove.
Speaker 3: Like, oh I think I left this stove on. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I don't know if I love banding the
Speaker 3: date like that. I'm trying to think.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I have I'm sure, I have to
Speaker 5: not abandoned, but like got out of it, like.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't, I don't know, we're not doing it.
Speaker 3: Maybe your pants, your pajammi's are in your underwear? Boo
Speaker 3: pull him out. Oh also, oh my god.
Speaker 5: So my friend recently someone sleiding her dam hung out
Speaker 5: with him once in one city and then he's like,
Speaker 5: come out to Chicago.
Speaker 3: So she flies out to Chicago to go see this guy.
Speaker 5: They have really good conversation, he's cool. She goes out there,
Speaker 5: they have a good time and uh, yeah, it's small.
Speaker 5: It's very small. And hold on, I'm trying to address
Speaker 5: the camera. And then all that to say, you'd be
Speaker 5: careful of the DM did.
Speaker 3: Because you know, if you fly somewhere, well, I feel
Speaker 3: like DM, like you actually see it.
Speaker 5: Well that's what they needed. He didn't show it. I've
Speaker 5: gotten anywhere, though, then I just meeting someone in any Well,
Speaker 5: then that's why I suggested the swipey.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not flying anywhere until I know I have
Speaker 3: I'm not flying anywhere. You need to come back out
Speaker 3: here to make so I can make sure.
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing, ladies, you're not obligated to do it.
Speaker 5: No matter what city you're in. That's true, you can
Speaker 5: say no. But I do feel like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: That's another thing, like if you do fly, if someone
Speaker 5: flies you out somewhere, are you black?
Speaker 3: Do you feel obliged? No, I didn't want I went
Speaker 3: to Nicaragua. Oh right, we talked about that. But I
Speaker 3: made it a point to do that because I in
Speaker 3: the past would have right. And I have to work
Speaker 3: at reversing your like psyche, because we've been taught that,
Speaker 3: like you not even talk. You've shamed into thinking like oh,
Speaker 3: once you start, you can't stop. Not you know what.
Speaker 3: You knew what you were getting yourself into. You knew
Speaker 3: that's what that was. They wanted, that was part of
Speaker 3: the deal. And it's like, yeah, we even think that
Speaker 3: way because maybe they don't think that way. I think
Speaker 3: a lot of times we assume they think that way
Speaker 3: and they don't. I mean, of course they probably want to,
Speaker 3: but I don't know. Yeah. But also, oh, I feel like,
Speaker 3: if you do have a small one, you should have
Speaker 3: given packable head. That's like a rule, a rule. I
Speaker 3: would agree. I agree with that, but I think sometimes guys,
Speaker 3: do you think guys all guys know when they have
Speaker 3: a small they do, right, Oh, absolutely, there's you know
Speaker 3: you know, you know, you know, yes, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I think so lookey. I think some guys don't.
Speaker 5: Some guys think it's more impressive than it is, yes,
Speaker 5: because they've Oh my god, guys, it's so One time
Speaker 5: I went on a date with someone and I mentioned
Speaker 5: that I know this porn star N'm justin Slayer. Yes
Speaker 5: you can, guys, can go google it. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: someone else is calling. And first of all, I'm low
Speaker 5: key proud because he's kind of famous.
Speaker 3: Go google it. And and the.
Speaker 5: Guy was like, I can't believe you slept with him.
Speaker 5: His stick is huge. I'm never going to sleep with me. Now,
Speaker 5: I don't know my point in this story. Men are
Speaker 5: intimidated by other men with larger penises. Yes, yes, that
Speaker 5: so people do know when they have small dick because
Speaker 5: there's porn.
Speaker 3: That's true. I mean, I guess that's true. Would you
Speaker 3: marry small penis? Like if you had found your dream
Speaker 3: man like and he was perfect in every way, but
Speaker 3: his dick was small, would that be a deal breaker
Speaker 3: for you? And he'd just be like whatever, how small?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 5: I would I would part of me wants to say
Speaker 5: I couldn't do it, But then there's other parts of
Speaker 5: me that says like I'm shallow, what a bitch?
Speaker 3: And also what if it's like an upper relationship.
Speaker 5: And he would it would and he wouldn't mind me?
Speaker 5: Like maybe I could have sex with someone else. I mean,
Speaker 5: I think if you have a small dick, he might
Speaker 5: be more open to it.
Speaker 3: Also, I just feel like, is God playing a trick
Speaker 3: on us?
Speaker 5: Like can you not have all things like good looking,
Speaker 5: good dick, good job?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course not. You can't have all those things, No,
Speaker 3: absolutely not. You got trade one. They tell like three
Speaker 3: things the rest good dick, good job, and one else
Speaker 3: good looks that's it, good dick, good job, that's it.
Speaker 3: Not like good personality. Personally, I was like, I'm missing one,
Speaker 3: I'm missing What is it? What is it? What else
Speaker 3: is important in genuine well morals?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, like not crazy. You can't have all those.
Speaker 5: Things and be sane, which is I think it's fucking bullshit, Yeah,
Speaker 5: because like a.
Speaker 3: Big dick guy is just bad shit crazy, I think
Speaker 3: for sure, Like I mean not maybe not now, but
Speaker 3: like I think women all the time compromise for penis
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, Oh, this guy, you know,
Speaker 3: he's doing everything he's supposed to do, but the sex
Speaker 3: is bad, you know what I mean? People do that
Speaker 3: all the time. But ultimately I think you become cheap,
Speaker 3: you end up getting resentful in a way, and you're
Speaker 3: never gonna find like you. I feel like you rarely
Speaker 3: ever marry you're the best sex of your life. Really No,
Speaker 3: I feel like usually the best sex of your life
Speaker 3: is that there's something other, there's something obviously a person
Speaker 3: attached to it. That there's there's always something wrong, there's
Speaker 3: nothing that isn't You can't always you can't have the
Speaker 3: best sex of your life and also the best person
Speaker 3: like you can sometimes it exists, But I feel like
Speaker 3: I feel like most women don't marry that that person.
Speaker 3: I could be wrong, I could be wrong, maybe, like
Speaker 3: any of the listeners listening, are you married to the
Speaker 3: best sex of your life? Is your boyfriend or your fiance?
Speaker 3: Is he the best sex of your life? Honestly, like
Speaker 3: honestly think about it, because you might have had best
Speaker 3: sex moments, right, but not best sex of your life?
Speaker 3: That's true? Yeah, I mean, and and you know, sex
Speaker 3: is when you have to work out all the time.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's like, you know you usually you have
Speaker 3: this amazing sex in the beginning and like, you know,
Speaker 3: you forget your eyes off. Yeah, but I was, I mean,
Speaker 3: I've been in relationships where I was willing to compromise.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely like that guy I said at the
Speaker 5: Muslim Bay. But I'm now looking back it was a
Speaker 5: bad decision. Yeah, I mean it guess depends on the
Speaker 5: motion of the ocean, not the size.
Speaker 3: I think it also depends if you can like talk
Speaker 3: to your partner about your sex too, because that's so
Speaker 3: such a touchy subject to talk about with someone, their
Speaker 3: penis size, the fact that their dick can't stay hard.
Speaker 3: Maybe you don't like the way they like bite your
Speaker 3: ear lick your inside of your ear, which I fucking hate.
Speaker 3: Don't ever do that. And then also like, you don't
Speaker 3: like a tongue in your ear? No, I hate it.
Speaker 3: I hate it. I don't mind you biting my ear
Speaker 3: and licking around it, but do not put your time
Speaker 3: in my ear. I guess i'd had that happen. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't tongues do not belong in my fucking ear.
Speaker 3: I don't want your drools dripping into my ear drum.
Speaker 3: It feels like a slug is in my It just
Speaker 3: feels I'm getting grossed out thinking about it. But now
Speaker 3: like being able to talk to your partner and tell
Speaker 3: them those things. You know, I know my relationship before,
Speaker 3: like I couldn't like I didn't feel comfortable talking about
Speaker 3: anything with him, and he didn't make me feel like
Speaker 3: I could, Like it was always like he always got
Speaker 3: very defensive, and you know, I tried to be like
Speaker 3: delicate about the way you talk to them, But like
Speaker 3: I think, I think because I didn't establish that in
Speaker 3: the beginning, it was like later on. And like I
Speaker 3: think if you start establishing like that open dialogue about
Speaker 3: your sex with your partner in the beginning, it doesn't
Speaker 3: it doesn't. It's not weird. You know that's true.
Speaker 5: And also I think we've saidled a different episode if
Speaker 5: you like, I think you can make someone feel comfortable
Speaker 5: as saying like, I don't know, I don't feel like
Speaker 5: I write your dick that good?
Speaker 3: Like do you think I could get better at that?
Speaker 3: Or what? How do you do you think I could
Speaker 3: get better at? Like how I psycered dick?
Speaker 5: Would you want me something different when you put yourself
Speaker 5: out there first for critique.
Speaker 3: Then it sets you up to right. But then sometimes
Speaker 3: guys are so insecure they don't want to have this conversation,
Speaker 3: so they say, you're doing everything great. No, it's great,
Speaker 3: it's perfect. Where you go from there? What babe? Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: one second, I'm coming.
Speaker 5: Okay, our kids are growing absolutely, No, you can't fucking nuts,
Speaker 5: it's ten thirty A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we actually do have to go, and they're on
Speaker 3: fucking ten, but I have to go. I've had like
Speaker 3: three emergencies happen in this just in the last like
Speaker 3: thirty minutes during this episode. Yeah, this is the most.
Speaker 5: This is the most phone calls and most like urgent interruptions.
Speaker 3: We ran in one and bad kids. We don't even
Speaker 3: get to talk about our favorite penises. Oh well, justin
Speaker 3: Slayer is one of my favorites. I just mean shape.
Speaker 3: So what's is the shape? Oh you know what the
Speaker 3: shape is? You can go look at it. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: google watch it. Also.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we both agree that curved penis is where
Speaker 5: it's at. You must try it if you haven't, if
Speaker 5: you're in, if you ite's the opportunity. We highly recommend it,
Speaker 5: and I think that like curves in any directions, I
Speaker 5: recently not recently.
Speaker 3: Well, one of the guys that I was stating, he
Speaker 3: had a Peanuts that was like skinny to big, like
Speaker 3: had a big bass and went like scale like a volcano. Yeah,
Speaker 3: kind of like a triangle. Yeah, it was nice. I
Speaker 3: liked it was different, but I feel like that.
Speaker 5: Slowly, slowly it was like, yeah, it was like big,
Speaker 5: but it's super skinny, didn't a point.
Speaker 3: Like it was just you could it was just bigger
Speaker 3: at the base than it was already. It was big
Speaker 3: at the base, so then by the time it got
Speaker 3: to the top, like it was like like average. That
Speaker 3: sounds nice. Yeah, that's interesting. It's like a pretty pretty
Speaker 3: smooth brown. Isn't that nice when it's all colored and
Speaker 3: even so that's two colors and it's just so it's
Speaker 3: not bad and soft. Yeah, yeah, vainy. I prefer cut penis,
Speaker 3: A cut penis circumstanced, I really go to your head. Uh,
Speaker 3: I prefer circumsis.
Speaker 5: Too, But I have had that, yeah, and I've said so,
Speaker 5: I've seen non circumcised penis that don't you can't even
Speaker 5: really tell well when.
Speaker 3: It's hard you can't tell, right, we'll saw either. I
Speaker 3: think I just saw a rap just walk right there.
Speaker 3: That was freaking out walk by. Yeah, I was just
Speaker 3: walking back. Sorry, we record out like semi outside the
Speaker 3: plane the plane, airplane flying by right now. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: I just you know, I just love penis and I do.
Speaker 5: I do, And I think chemistry overall, when you have
Speaker 5: chemistry with someone and for the most part of the
Speaker 5: conversation is good, you're attracted to them, you make out
Speaker 5: good nine times out of ten, hopefully the sex is
Speaker 5: also compare, because that's I mean, like, look, we can
Speaker 5: I think we can compromise on appear like you know,
Speaker 5: what is what I'm looking for? Anatomy nature anatomy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and you know, it just really matters about the person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like I'm not perfect, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like, but I know, I know, but I know that
Speaker 5: my my I know my performances, not even my performance,
Speaker 5: but I know they get good.
Speaker 3: Pissy. Yeah, I know you're good pissy too. How do
Speaker 3: we know? I've been told many many minute minutes. I
Speaker 3: just know.
Speaker 11: I just know.
Speaker 3: I know for a fact, I just know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got into like a comment war with one
Speaker 5: of horrible decisions, crazy fucking listeners or fans or whatever
Speaker 5: the fun and they were like talking about what's your
Speaker 5: biggest turn off? Now it's like soft dick, And this
Speaker 5: guy was like, maybe it's you. Maybe you wait, did
Speaker 5: you stuck his toes? Well, his foot was what he
Speaker 5: was What.
Speaker 3: Was on your back? Yeah, your second too was back
Speaker 3: and he was hitting it from the back. And I
Speaker 3: was like, motherfucker you.
Speaker 5: I make this general comment and you obviously are guilty
Speaker 5: first of all that you think it's my fault. Then
Speaker 5: somebody was like, maybe at Mi La Mapo's caddish trash,
Speaker 5: I was like, I almost was like.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna one thing for certain, three things for
Speaker 3: show it right.
Speaker 5: It's what a fire, But I restrained myself. But moral
Speaker 5: of the story, our pussies are perfect. No, all those little.
Speaker 3: Penises out there, Oh my god. All right, we got
Speaker 3: to conclude this episode because we gotta go handle some stuff.
Speaker 3: I gotta pick up my mom from a procede. I
Speaker 3: gotta go see what's going on at the hospital with
Speaker 3: my flip, my family member, and I gotta call baby
Speaker 3: Daddy because there's an emergency. So we have to go
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 5: Thank you for tuning in to the episode thirty one,
Speaker 5: Yes thirty one, and check us out on Instagram.
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