WEBVTT - Episode 79: The Black Beast

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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<v Speaker 2>And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan

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<v Speaker 2>the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Sean Payton did that? So nobody's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Russell Wilson anymore. Sean Payton's smarter anyway in

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<v Speaker 1>this room, that's for damn sure. Yeah. But if we

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<v Speaker 1>figured it out, is he really smarter than us? What

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<v Speaker 1>the media isn't? Danny? Oh? The media didn't pick it up.

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<v Speaker 1>We did. We're smarter than the media, but dumber than

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<v Speaker 1>sewn in the middle, Yeah, right in the middle. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then that that makes a nice transition to bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>who talks just now. Hey, hey, bad lairr Oh, Dan

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<v Speaker 1>Hi doing buddy? Where are we today?

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<v Speaker 3>I left the beach at twelve oh five, like requested,

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<v Speaker 3>I got the grandkids in town, and Camille came down

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<v Speaker 3>last night, so I on the beach and seagurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Camille is my daughter in law.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're learning. Now, we're learning. Not everybody knows your

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<v Speaker 1>family tree.

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<v Speaker 3>Right the mother the mothers come down to rescue the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, they've been with us for a little while,

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<v Speaker 3>so they weren't from with us, then in Maine with us,

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<v Speaker 3>and now they're down here for sure. Okay, but they're

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<v Speaker 3>on the beach. I just walked out of rais.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Are aliens real.

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<v Speaker 3>Aliens?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's there's odds plus five hundred. I'm gonna say absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take the money line with this. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going aliens.

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<v Speaker 4>One of them lives in New Jersey's on the phone

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<v Speaker 4>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry's an alien. Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>None of them have ever none of them have ever

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<v Speaker 3>been to Earth yet. But Derek definitely out there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that one guy who testified, that one guy testified

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<v Speaker 1>was like, man, they've been hiding stuff and I know

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<v Speaker 1>where this is and locations are. Yeah, this is some

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<v Speaker 1>independence stay shit. One hundred percent. We have aliens in

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<v Speaker 1>locked drawers with cold freezers attached to them. One hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something like there's like a billion planets out there, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like several billion different planets. Mathematically speaking, there's definitely intelligent

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<v Speaker 1>life out there. It one hundred percent exists. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>they're not intelligent, they could still be out there right

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<v Speaker 1>better than us always say there's intelligent life out there?

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<v Speaker 1>What about if they're not intelligent? Speaking of which day, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa Dylan? Oh, Dylan at plus thirty eight points. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate these plus eight five units, all right, Shay is

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<v Speaker 1>at plus twenty units and bad Larry's still in the

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<v Speaker 1>lost column. Everybody agree, Aliens out there? Yes, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean more believable than in heaven, right Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, we're not doing that. We did

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<v Speaker 1>it last week and I heard back from people saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, why don't you believe in heaven? Atheists or

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<v Speaker 1>no believers.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to church every single day growing up. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>learn a lot. Yeah I did. I learned that I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need to go every single day. Okay, yeah, praise Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to church twice a week. It's not a competition. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like you Jesus. More who is Jesus? The

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<v Speaker 1>more it's obviously me. You need Jesus to love you more, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you do, You need to be graded on a curve? Okay? Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The first country to find aliens Usa plus five hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>China and then India, Russia plus fifteen hundred, Brazil plus

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen hundred. If China, India, or Russia finds it will

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<v Speaker 1>never know China and Russia for sure. No chance India too.

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<v Speaker 1>Mody is a magician when it comes to media blackout.

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<v Speaker 1>First person to leave Earth with Aliens.

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<v Speaker 4>This one's a layup. It's Tom Cruise back to where

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<v Speaker 4>it all started.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he doesn't have to leave Earth to be with aliens,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's Elon Musk, then Tom Cruise, Bill Gates, Donald Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Bezos or the rock you think Bezos all day?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, with that much HGH and Starroyd's pumping through

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<v Speaker 1>his veins like he's gonna we don't know that he's

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, his head skull has grown three times since

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<v Speaker 1>he cashed out of him.

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<v Speaker 4>It kind of looks like white berry bonds on AH

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<v Speaker 4>all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny, Come on, would you be on HGH if you

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<v Speaker 1>were him? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I would be the fattest slav of all time

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<v Speaker 4>with one hundred billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even need that.

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<v Speaker 4>The fattest well, okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>First celebrity to be revealed as an alien Marks Zuckerberg,

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump, Kanye West, Tom Cruise, Elon Musk or Harry Styles.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is an alien? It's Tom Cruise or Harry Styles,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, those are the only choices.

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<v Speaker 4>Zuckerberg is like just a robot, run of the mill robot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was a Harvard NERD. He didn't even graduate from

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<v Speaker 1>Harvard Nerd. Let's recap, Shay had some baseball bets, bad, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see you had Vietnam plus six and a half

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<v Speaker 1>versus our girls money. You had a little baseball with

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<v Speaker 1>your Mets. You're betting on the Mets the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the season, Dylan recap. You did pretty well, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>F one, two for three, So you know you didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Do well in golf. Yeah, Jordan Thomas has left the building.

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan sp top ten and you had Adam Scott to win,

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<v Speaker 1>and you took Vietnam straight up against Team USA. That

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<v Speaker 1>leads us to bets for this week, Dylan, I'll start.

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<v Speaker 4>With you, alrighty Dan, the three I'm open just one

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<v Speaker 4>Cameron Young to win. He had a good showing at

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<v Speaker 4>the the Open. At the Open, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>that looks great right now. I think you Fenton was

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<v Speaker 4>even yesterday so like tied somewhere in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yees, because normally we take this on Thursday, but we

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<v Speaker 1>weren't able to and so we're doing it today.

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<v Speaker 4>And as a man of honor, I'm sticking with that bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Why weren't we able to do this yesterday? She had

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<v Speaker 1>a work situation come up yesterday. I had to handle

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<v Speaker 1>a few things. The fires had to put out Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>but not fire somebody. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, that was

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<v Speaker 1>on the line. Yeah yeah, they were trying to fire

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<v Speaker 1>one of my guys. Danny had to stand up for

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<v Speaker 1>him and make a case like Perry Mason and well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're pretty fucked. Yeah, okay, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's fucked. Do you feel better that you at

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<v Speaker 1>least did that? No? I think it would be a

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<v Speaker 1>lot better if I didn't do that and came here instead,

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<v Speaker 1>and it like wrote an email that way better? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you hurt this situation? I didn't help, didn't help neutral.

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<v Speaker 1>We were getting pizza at the over on Broad and

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<v Speaker 1>she got weird. She got weird. More people showed up.

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<v Speaker 1>She kind of took the reins of the bar, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't help anybody, no, because you're not drinking, correct,

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<v Speaker 1>So everybody got a free drink. I bought a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of drinks, all right. So Dylan, you got that anything

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<v Speaker 1>else that you're betting on? Of course you're betting on

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<v Speaker 1>the Belgian Grand Prix.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but also UFC dan big card this weekend, So

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<v Speaker 4>throwing a little parlay which we always works out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the Black Beast is fighting the Black.

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<v Speaker 4>Beast, and I'm taking him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's his nickname. And tell Larry that, okay song as

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<v Speaker 1>he's not a black art she's dealing, okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So I got the Black Beast. These are all money

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<v Speaker 4>line Black Beast, Tony Ferguson, Alex Peiro and Justin Gatgee

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<v Speaker 4>all to win plays out or pays out plus five

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<v Speaker 4>and thirty three about fifty to.

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<v Speaker 1>One, okay. Belgian Grand Prix yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh three units stand on there being a safety car.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess it's supposed to rain, so that's minus three hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>What does his safety car do?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like if there's like a crash or you know,

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<v Speaker 4>some obstruction or whatever. Then they basically off to slow

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<v Speaker 4>down and like follow the safety safety car. That's kind

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<v Speaker 4>of my understanding. All right, that's three units yep, two

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<v Speaker 4>units on Max Versus stopping fastest lap and Lando Norris

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<v Speaker 4>podium finished both minus one fifty?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he going to break the trophy again?

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<v Speaker 4>Probably?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that? No? Absolutely not, Max Verse stopping

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<v Speaker 1>shopping one and then Lando grabs a big bottle of

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<v Speaker 1>champagne and slams it down on the podium. The trophy

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<v Speaker 1>that were stopping just one tumbles over and breaks.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a ceramic It broke four. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it's it's a beautiful looking vase. Not anymore. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's video.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah it looks like it looks like an.

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<v Speaker 1>You cracked the bottle on the boss. Yes, yeah, Bob not.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically we're in Connecticut. Bomb what else do you have?

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<v Speaker 4>And one unit on George Russell to finish on the

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<v Speaker 4>podium plus two seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Uh, shay, you got all baseball since you

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<v Speaker 1>know well no, well, we'll talk about boxing. Ray pull

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<v Speaker 1>it up Crawford versus Spence this weekend. Let's say it

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<v Speaker 1>that we've waited for a while for them we sure

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<v Speaker 1>ship have. Yeah, I like Bud. I gotta tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>I like Bud. Give me the odds, right, Ray, real quickly?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>So Spence is plus one twenty all day. Give me

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<v Speaker 4>Crawford is minus one fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me Bud minus one fifty four units. Done.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm gonna ride that with you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Bud is the best. Yeah. Then you got baseball games. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got Baseball Americana. You already lost a couple of these,

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<v Speaker 1>did I went to for one yesterday? So okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? I got the Orioles plus one oh five

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<v Speaker 1>against the Yanks, Buckos plus one thirty five against the Phillies,

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<v Speaker 1>Rays minus one fifteen against the cheating, dirty, despicable Astros. Wow, bad, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going golf? Since you usually don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>much about golfer at least have a hard time pronouncing names.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know there was a black beast. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't fosl.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, There we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm a football gambler. I bet a little baseballer.

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<v Speaker 3>We saw de I mean, Shay's picks come in today

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<v Speaker 3>and I was bored, so I bet all three of

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<v Speaker 3>his games on my gambling account. I don't want him

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<v Speaker 3>on the show. Oh, I'll just stick with what I

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<v Speaker 3>sent it on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't bring it up, Larry. If you're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>put it on the show, then nobody cares other than

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<v Speaker 1>you telling us next week. You know, Hey, I got

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<v Speaker 1>these bets right, not the ones on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just telling you. I bet Shase three baseball

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<v Speaker 3>games today. I have three golfers hunging m Who I

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<v Speaker 3>even had? I had, Sun Jay I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys got the papers there.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony now right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And who's my other one?

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<v Speaker 1>Decide? Right? Yeah? I know you were gonna go Matt

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<v Speaker 1>Suey all right, we'll include that god zero. Yeah? What else?

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<v Speaker 1>I bet? Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>I got two soccer games. I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 3>they turned out. I know I took you won the

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<v Speaker 3>comedy bat took Argentino.

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<v Speaker 1>Argentina, Argentina versus South Africa. You had Argentina plus one

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five England versus Denmark. England ended up winning one nil.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe, But you got these, Ray.

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<v Speaker 3>I won one and lost one. You're saying, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm asking Ray. You won the England one. And

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<v Speaker 1>what about Argentina against South Africa draw? Okay, loss, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet it three ways, so that's a loss. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not a free I lose.

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<v Speaker 1>And once again, all you guys got to do is

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<v Speaker 1>survive through the month of August. Then we get to

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<v Speaker 1>football season.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, you know, because the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Things have been panning out, Dylan's going to hit the

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<v Speaker 3>tom cruise getting taken up in the spaceship or something

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<v Speaker 3>for like fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>No. No, once we get to football season, everything is

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<v Speaker 1>white clean, right he had the octopus. Yea, everything is

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<v Speaker 1>white clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Why there's football season and then there's everything else. But

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<v Speaker 1>everything else counts, Danny, it does, but it makes it cleaner.

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<v Speaker 1>As we start the football season. Everybody starts at the

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<v Speaker 1>same spot.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'd love to go in up forty US

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<v Speaker 4>to lose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That sounds like communism to me, Danny. We all

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<v Speaker 1>start the same spot. Wow, yeah, yeah, Marv.

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<v Speaker 4>In America and not everybody starts at the same space.

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<v Speaker 1>Then amen, right Larry, Yeah, uh, anything that needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be mentioned, shay. Home life good, yeah, way better in

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<v Speaker 1>the spent Yeah, we're doing good. Yeah, come on, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all right, the roommate and I are going

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<v Speaker 1>to uh what are we doing tomorrow? Oh, besides couples counseling,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to uh poker night in west Sport with

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of the bankers. So it's been to get way.

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<v Speaker 1>And again I'm not drinking, So daddy's gonna win. Okay, poker, nut,

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<v Speaker 1>who's your dad? You wouldn't get through security. Larry bad,

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<v Speaker 1>Larry bad. Larry can play poker, I'm sure he can,

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<v Speaker 1>but he would never make it in the house. Like

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<v Speaker 1>they would never allow him in the house. If he

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<v Speaker 1>showed up, they wouldn't go, oh, come on in. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he'd get cuffed and put in the back of a

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<v Speaker 1>cop car. Why if you get through because I know

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<v Speaker 1>people Danny like I'm not you know, we're okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>escorted in you would never get into the Westport poker right.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like a bunch of private equity sons of bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>These are investing. Those those are the guys that Larry

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<v Speaker 1>takes advantage of love rebuy over and over. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want Larry there. Yeah, Larry's got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with me when it comes to this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>my game, motherfuckers. Yeah, these are your fish that's right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. Absolutely are my donkeys. Yeah, because Larry plays

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<v Speaker 1>poker against the same guys each week, of course, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're not any good. They're their doctors, Larry, and.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're really good. They would clean up his game.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go here. You told me that the guys

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<v Speaker 1>you play poker against aren't any good and that you

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<v Speaker 1>win every every single time.

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<v Speaker 3>That that game died big al died like once. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't even playing that game anymore, Larry?

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<v Speaker 1>Is your game? Mob the fuck up? Or what do

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<v Speaker 1>you have? Security? Got some air charging? Big wait? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not doing that legal.

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<v Speaker 3>Say that's illegal. I don't do any any either, just friendly.

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<v Speaker 4>House could yes, Ray, Yeah, there's no security when the

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<v Speaker 4>big blindness twenty five cents.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at Ray's bottle caps from the top. Ray, I

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<v Speaker 1>know that was cute, right, Testy today is I know?

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<v Speaker 1>I am?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you doing the podcast? We're taking us a bat

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<v Speaker 1>gole until the football season day? Okay, you didn't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I forgot I apologies. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>mention it's Cowboys camp and this is the worst time

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<v Speaker 1>of the year for me, because all of these media

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<v Speaker 1>maniacs report on every single snap, every single pick, every

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<v Speaker 1>single run, and it's just it's fodder for the cannon.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's just Dallas Cowboys media extravaganza, and I

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<v Speaker 1>fucking hate it every year. But because the fan base

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<v Speaker 1>is so big, that's why they talk about it. They

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it because Jerry created a monster and he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know how to control it, and it's out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fucking noth no. But all of these shows go,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we get people to watch? If they drive

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<v Speaker 1>by and they're flipping through and they go, oh, is

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<v Speaker 1>Dak gonna have more interceptions than last year, then you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get cowboy fans go, oh, let's hear what they

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<v Speaker 1>have to say. Who's on the hot seat, Dak or

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<v Speaker 1>Mike McCarthy? Are they interested in Dalvin Cook? These are

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<v Speaker 1>all these topic bars that they know people will stop

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to it. It's all by design. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>over it. I just want a regular freaking training that's

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<v Speaker 1>not happening. I know it can't happen. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>Seahawks fan. I get it. Nobody gives a shit about them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in Seattle, they do, oh please, in a real town.

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<v Speaker 1>Might as well be Canada, British Columbia. Have you been

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<v Speaker 1>to Seattle?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>God, no, I never go. Why wouldn't you go to

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<v Speaker 1>Seattle because I don't have access to get into Canada? Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a wonderful place.

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<v Speaker 2>So what.

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<v Speaker 1>Place restaurant scenery? I disagree completely.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like it's like shitties. You grew up in

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<v Speaker 4>Franciscott's country.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's yeah, yeah, we're all going to have it really,

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<v Speaker 1>really nice right now, Texas. Okay, that'll do it for

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<v Speaker 1>this week. We've done it again. Hopefully we've managed to

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<v Speaker 1>entertain you. If not, hopefully we didn't offend you. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we did. Both Kansas are for a bad Larry Shaye

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<v Speaker 1>and Irving Dylan, picture de Ray and Marvin with the controls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Dan Patrick and we'll talk to you next week.

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