Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Do you think Sean Payton did that? So nobody's gonna
Speaker 1: talk about Russell Wilson anymore. Sean Payton's smarter anyway in
Speaker 1: this room, that's for damn sure. Yeah. But if we
Speaker 1: figured it out, is he really smarter than us? What
Speaker 1: the media isn't? Danny? Oh? The media didn't pick it up.
Speaker 1: We did. We're smarter than the media, but dumber than
Speaker 1: sewn in the middle, Yeah, right in the middle. Okay.
Speaker 1: And then that that makes a nice transition to bad Larry,
Speaker 1: who talks just now. Hey, hey, bad lairr Oh, Dan
Speaker 1: Hi doing buddy? Where are we today?
Speaker 3: I left the beach at twelve oh five, like requested,
Speaker 3: I got the grandkids in town, and Camille came down
Speaker 3: last night, so I on the beach and seagurt.
Speaker 1: Okay, Camille is my daughter in law.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Now we're learning. Now, we're learning. Not everybody knows your
Speaker 1: family tree.
Speaker 3: Right the mother the mothers come down to rescue the kids.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 3: You know, they've been with us for a little while,
Speaker 3: so they weren't from with us, then in Maine with us,
Speaker 3: and now they're down here for sure. Okay, but they're
Speaker 3: on the beach. I just walked out of rais.
Speaker 1: Okay. Are aliens real.
Speaker 3: Aliens?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's odds plus five hundred. I'm gonna say absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the money line with this. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm going aliens.
Speaker 4: One of them lives in New Jersey's on the phone
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry's an alien. Huh.
Speaker 3: None of them have ever none of them have ever
Speaker 3: been to Earth yet. But Derek definitely out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: Well that one guy who testified, that one guy testified
Speaker 1: was like, man, they've been hiding stuff and I know
Speaker 1: where this is and locations are. Yeah, this is some
Speaker 1: independence stay shit. One hundred percent. We have aliens in
Speaker 1: locked drawers with cold freezers attached to them. One hundred percent.
Speaker 1: There's something like there's like a billion planets out there, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: like several billion different planets. Mathematically speaking, there's definitely intelligent
Speaker 1: life out there. It one hundred percent exists. Even if
Speaker 1: they're not intelligent, they could still be out there right
Speaker 1: better than us always say there's intelligent life out there?
Speaker 1: What about if they're not intelligent? Speaking of which day, Dylan,
Speaker 1: whoa Dylan? Oh, Dylan at plus thirty eight points. I
Speaker 1: hate these plus eight five units, all right, Shay is
Speaker 1: at plus twenty units and bad Larry's still in the
Speaker 1: lost column. Everybody agree, Aliens out there? Yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: I mean more believable than in heaven, right Jack?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we're not doing that. We did
Speaker 1: it last week and I heard back from people saying,
Speaker 1: you know, why don't you believe in heaven? Atheists or
Speaker 1: no believers.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I went to church every single day growing up. Didn't
Speaker 1: learn a lot. Yeah I did. I learned that I
Speaker 1: didn't need to go every single day. Okay, yeah, praise Jesus.
Speaker 1: I went to church twice a week. It's not a competition. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's just like you Jesus. More who is Jesus? The
Speaker 1: more it's obviously me. You need Jesus to love you more, dude,
Speaker 1: you do, You need to be graded on a curve? Okay? Uh.
Speaker 1: The first country to find aliens Usa plus five hundred,
Speaker 1: China and then India, Russia plus fifteen hundred, Brazil plus
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred. If China, India, or Russia finds it will
Speaker 1: never know China and Russia for sure. No chance India too.
Speaker 1: Mody is a magician when it comes to media blackout.
Speaker 1: First person to leave Earth with Aliens.
Speaker 4: This one's a layup. It's Tom Cruise back to where
Speaker 4: it all started.
Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't have to leave Earth to be with aliens,
Speaker 1: so it's Elon Musk, then Tom Cruise, Bill Gates, Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos or the rock you think Bezos all day?
Speaker 1: I mean, with that much HGH and Starroyd's pumping through
Speaker 1: his veins like he's gonna we don't know that he's
Speaker 1: Oh yes, his head skull has grown three times since
Speaker 1: he cashed out of him.
Speaker 4: It kind of looks like white berry bonds on AH
Speaker 4: all day.
Speaker 1: Danny, Come on, would you be on HGH if you
Speaker 1: were him? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Okay, I would be the fattest slav of all time
Speaker 4: with one hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 1: You don't even need that.
Speaker 4: The fattest well, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: First celebrity to be revealed as an alien Marks Zuckerberg,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, Kanye West, Tom Cruise, Elon Musk or Harry Styles.
Speaker 1: Who is an alien? It's Tom Cruise or Harry Styles,
Speaker 1: all right, those are the only choices.
Speaker 4: Zuckerberg is like just a robot, run of the mill robot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was a Harvard NERD. He didn't even graduate from
Speaker 1: Harvard Nerd. Let's recap, Shay had some baseball bets, bad, Larry.
Speaker 1: Let's see you had Vietnam plus six and a half
Speaker 1: versus our girls money. You had a little baseball with
Speaker 1: your Mets. You're betting on the Mets the rest of
Speaker 1: the season, Dylan recap. You did pretty well, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: F one, two for three, So you know you didn't.
Speaker 1: Do well in golf. Yeah, Jordan Thomas has left the building.
Speaker 1: Jordan sp top ten and you had Adam Scott to win,
Speaker 1: and you took Vietnam straight up against Team USA. That
Speaker 1: leads us to bets for this week, Dylan, I'll start.
Speaker 4: With you, alrighty Dan, the three I'm open just one
Speaker 4: Cameron Young to win. He had a good showing at
Speaker 4: the the Open. At the Open, I don't know if
Speaker 4: that looks great right now. I think you Fenton was
Speaker 4: even yesterday so like tied somewhere in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Yees, because normally we take this on Thursday, but we
Speaker 1: weren't able to and so we're doing it today.
Speaker 4: And as a man of honor, I'm sticking with that bet.
Speaker 1: Why weren't we able to do this yesterday? She had
Speaker 1: a work situation come up yesterday. I had to handle
Speaker 1: a few things. The fires had to put out Danny,
Speaker 1: but not fire somebody. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, that was
Speaker 1: on the line. Yeah yeah, they were trying to fire
Speaker 1: one of my guys. Danny had to stand up for
Speaker 1: him and make a case like Perry Mason and well,
Speaker 1: I think we're pretty fucked. Yeah, okay, all right, I
Speaker 1: think he's fucked. Do you feel better that you at
Speaker 1: least did that? No? I think it would be a
Speaker 1: lot better if I didn't do that and came here instead,
Speaker 1: and it like wrote an email that way better? Did
Speaker 1: you hurt this situation? I didn't help, didn't help neutral.
Speaker 1: We were getting pizza at the over on Broad and
Speaker 1: she got weird. She got weird. More people showed up.
Speaker 1: She kind of took the reins of the bar, and uh,
Speaker 1: I didn't help anybody, no, because you're not drinking, correct,
Speaker 1: So everybody got a free drink. I bought a lot
Speaker 1: of drinks, all right. So Dylan, you got that anything
Speaker 1: else that you're betting on? Of course you're betting on
Speaker 1: the Belgian Grand Prix.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also UFC dan big card this weekend, So
Speaker 4: throwing a little parlay which we always works out.
Speaker 1: Well, the Black Beast is fighting the Black.
Speaker 4: Beast, and I'm taking him.
Speaker 1: That's his nickname. And tell Larry that, okay song as
Speaker 1: he's not a black art she's dealing, okay, all right.
Speaker 4: So I got the Black Beast. These are all money
Speaker 4: line Black Beast, Tony Ferguson, Alex Peiro and Justin Gatgee
Speaker 4: all to win plays out or pays out plus five
Speaker 4: and thirty three about fifty to.
Speaker 1: One, okay. Belgian Grand Prix yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh three units stand on there being a safety car.
Speaker 4: I guess it's supposed to rain, so that's minus three hundred.
Speaker 1: What does his safety car do?
Speaker 4: It's like if there's like a crash or you know,
Speaker 4: some obstruction or whatever. Then they basically off to slow
Speaker 4: down and like follow the safety safety car. That's kind
Speaker 4: of my understanding. All right, that's three units yep, two
Speaker 4: units on Max Versus stopping fastest lap and Lando Norris
Speaker 4: podium finished both minus one fifty?
Speaker 1: Is he going to break the trophy again?
Speaker 4: Probably?
Speaker 1: Did you see that? No? Absolutely not, Max Verse stopping
Speaker 1: shopping one and then Lando grabs a big bottle of
Speaker 1: champagne and slams it down on the podium. The trophy
Speaker 1: that were stopping just one tumbles over and breaks.
Speaker 4: It's like a ceramic It broke four. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's it's a beautiful looking vase. Not anymore. Well, no,
Speaker 1: it's video.
Speaker 4: Yeah it looks like it looks like an.
Speaker 1: You cracked the bottle on the boss. Yes, yeah, Bob not.
Speaker 1: Basically we're in Connecticut. Bomb what else do you have?
Speaker 4: And one unit on George Russell to finish on the
Speaker 4: podium plus two seventy.
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, shay, you got all baseball since you
Speaker 1: know well no, well, we'll talk about boxing. Ray pull
Speaker 1: it up Crawford versus Spence this weekend. Let's say it
Speaker 1: that we've waited for a while for them we sure
Speaker 1: ship have. Yeah, I like Bud. I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: I like Bud. Give me the odds, right, Ray, real quickly?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: So Spence is plus one twenty all day. Give me
Speaker 4: Crawford is minus one fifty.
Speaker 1: Give me Bud minus one fifty four units. Done.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna ride that with you too.
Speaker 1: Bud is the best. Yeah. Then you got baseball games. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got Baseball Americana. You already lost a couple of these,
Speaker 1: did I went to for one yesterday? So okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right? I got the Orioles plus one oh five
Speaker 1: against the Yanks, Buckos plus one thirty five against the Phillies,
Speaker 1: Rays minus one fifteen against the cheating, dirty, despicable Astros. Wow, bad, Larry,
Speaker 1: Are you going golf? Since you usually don't know that
Speaker 1: much about golfer at least have a hard time pronouncing names.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know there was a black beast. I
Speaker 3: don't fosl.
Speaker 1: There we go, There we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a football gambler. I bet a little baseballer.
Speaker 3: We saw de I mean, Shay's picks come in today
Speaker 3: and I was bored, so I bet all three of
Speaker 3: his games on my gambling account. I don't want him
Speaker 3: on the show. Oh, I'll just stick with what I
Speaker 3: sent it on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Don't bring it up, Larry. If you're not going to
Speaker 1: put it on the show, then nobody cares other than
Speaker 1: you telling us next week. You know, Hey, I got
Speaker 1: these bets right, not the ones on the show.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just telling you. I bet Shase three baseball
Speaker 3: games today. I have three golfers hunging m Who I
Speaker 3: even had? I had, Sun Jay I had.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You guys got the papers there.
Speaker 1: Tony now right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And who's my other one?
Speaker 1: Decide? Right? Yeah? I know you were gonna go Matt
Speaker 1: Suey all right, we'll include that god zero. Yeah? What else?
Speaker 1: I bet? Dan?
Speaker 3: I got two soccer games. I don't even know how
Speaker 3: they turned out. I know I took you won the
Speaker 3: comedy bat took Argentino.
Speaker 1: Argentina, Argentina versus South Africa. You had Argentina plus one
Speaker 1: twenty five England versus Denmark. England ended up winning one nil.
Speaker 1: I believe, But you got these, Ray.
Speaker 3: I won one and lost one. You're saying, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm asking Ray. You won the England one. And
Speaker 1: what about Argentina against South Africa draw? Okay, loss, that's
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 3: I bet it three ways, so that's a loss. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's not a free I lose.
Speaker 1: And once again, all you guys got to do is
Speaker 1: survive through the month of August. Then we get to
Speaker 1: football season.
Speaker 2: That's it, you know, because the way.
Speaker 3: Things have been panning out, Dylan's going to hit the
Speaker 3: tom cruise getting taken up in the spaceship or something
Speaker 3: for like fifty.
Speaker 1: No. No, once we get to football season, everything is
Speaker 1: white clean, right he had the octopus. Yea, everything is
Speaker 1: white clean.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Why there's football season and then there's everything else. But
Speaker 1: everything else counts, Danny, it does, but it makes it cleaner.
Speaker 1: As we start the football season. Everybody starts at the
Speaker 1: same spot.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'd love to go in up forty US
Speaker 4: to lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That sounds like communism to me, Danny. We all
Speaker 1: start the same spot. Wow, yeah, yeah, Marv.
Speaker 4: In America and not everybody starts at the same space.
Speaker 1: Then amen, right Larry, Yeah, uh, anything that needs to
Speaker 1: be mentioned, shay. Home life good, yeah, way better in
Speaker 1: the spent Yeah, we're doing good. Yeah, come on, all right,
Speaker 1: you know, all right, the roommate and I are going
Speaker 1: to uh what are we doing tomorrow? Oh, besides couples counseling,
Speaker 1: We're going to uh poker night in west Sport with
Speaker 1: a bunch of the bankers. So it's been to get way.
Speaker 1: And again I'm not drinking, So daddy's gonna win. Okay, poker, nut,
Speaker 1: who's your dad? You wouldn't get through security. Larry bad,
Speaker 1: Larry bad. Larry can play poker, I'm sure he can,
Speaker 1: but he would never make it in the house. Like
Speaker 1: they would never allow him in the house. If he
Speaker 1: showed up, they wouldn't go, oh, come on in. No,
Speaker 1: he'd get cuffed and put in the back of a
Speaker 1: cop car. Why if you get through because I know
Speaker 1: people Danny like I'm not you know, we're okay, but
Speaker 1: escorted in you would never get into the Westport poker right.
Speaker 1: There's like a bunch of private equity sons of bitches.
Speaker 1: These are investing. Those those are the guys that Larry
Speaker 1: takes advantage of love rebuy over and over. That's why
Speaker 1: you don't want Larry there. Yeah, Larry's got nothing to
Speaker 1: do with me when it comes to this. This is
Speaker 1: my game, motherfuckers. Yeah, these are your fish that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Absolutely are my donkeys. Yeah, because Larry plays
Speaker 1: poker against the same guys each week, of course, and
Speaker 1: they're not any good. They're their doctors, Larry, and.
Speaker 3: No, they're really good. They would clean up his game.
Speaker 1: Here we go here. You told me that the guys
Speaker 1: you play poker against aren't any good and that you
Speaker 1: win every every single time.
Speaker 3: That that game died big al died like once. You
Speaker 3: don't even playing that game anymore, Larry?
Speaker 1: Is your game? Mob the fuck up? Or what do
Speaker 1: you have? Security? Got some air charging? Big wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: we're not doing that.
Speaker 2: We're not doing that legal.
Speaker 3: Say that's illegal. I don't do any any either, just friendly.
Speaker 4: House could yes, Ray, Yeah, there's no security when the
Speaker 4: big blindness twenty five cents.
Speaker 1: Look at Ray's bottle caps from the top. Ray, I
Speaker 1: know that was cute, right, Testy today is I know?
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Are you doing the podcast? We're taking us a bat
Speaker 1: gole until the football season day? Okay, you didn't tell me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I forgot I apologies. I just want to
Speaker 1: mention it's Cowboys camp and this is the worst time
Speaker 1: of the year for me, because all of these media
Speaker 1: maniacs report on every single snap, every single pick, every
Speaker 1: single run, and it's just it's fodder for the cannon.
Speaker 1: You know. It's just Dallas Cowboys media extravaganza, and I
Speaker 1: fucking hate it every year. But because the fan base
Speaker 1: is so big, that's why they talk about it. They
Speaker 1: talk about it because Jerry created a monster and he
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to control it, and it's out of control.
Speaker 1: It's fucking noth no. But all of these shows go,
Speaker 1: how do we get people to watch? If they drive
Speaker 1: by and they're flipping through and they go, oh, is
Speaker 1: Dak gonna have more interceptions than last year, then you're
Speaker 1: gonna get cowboy fans go, oh, let's hear what they
Speaker 1: have to say. Who's on the hot seat, Dak or
Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy? Are they interested in Dalvin Cook? These are
Speaker 1: all these topic bars that they know people will stop
Speaker 1: and listen to it. It's all by design. I'm just
Speaker 1: over it. I just want a regular freaking training that's
Speaker 1: not happening. I know it can't happen. I'm not a
Speaker 1: Seahawks fan. I get it. Nobody gives a shit about them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in Seattle, they do, oh please, in a real town.
Speaker 1: Might as well be Canada, British Columbia. Have you been
Speaker 1: to Seattle?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: God, no, I never go. Why wouldn't you go to
Speaker 1: Seattle because I don't have access to get into Canada? Danny,
Speaker 1: it's such a wonderful place.
Speaker 2: So what.
Speaker 1: Place restaurant scenery? I disagree completely.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's like shitties. You grew up in
Speaker 4: Franciscott's country.
Speaker 1: No, it's yeah, yeah, we're all going to have it really,
Speaker 1: really nice right now, Texas. Okay, that'll do it for
Speaker 1: this week. We've done it again. Hopefully we've managed to
Speaker 1: entertain you. If not, hopefully we didn't offend you. Maybe
Speaker 1: we did. Both Kansas are for a bad Larry Shaye
Speaker 1: and Irving Dylan, picture de Ray and Marvin with the controls.
Speaker 1: I'm Dan Patrick and we'll talk to you next week.
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