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Speaker 1: back episode two of the Calm Down Podcast with Aaron
Speaker 1: and Carissa, And I'll just say this as we get
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Speaker 1: even listened to episode one. I was pumped by the feedback.
Speaker 1: I know it was so nice and got so many
Speaker 1: amazing messages um on various Instagram accounts. So we're so
Speaker 1: excited to bring you more nonsense is the majority of
Speaker 1: what this will be. So yes to echo Aaron sentiments,
Speaker 1: thank you guys for listening, and we hope that this
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Speaker 1: Kevin Hart was easy to like maintain and like have
Speaker 1: that be a successful podcast one. But um, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna do this thing, and uh, it's gonna be fun, Aaron.
Speaker 1: A lot of the suits were like, do we have
Speaker 1: a guest on every episode? They're like, well, this is
Speaker 1: your guys podcast, so it's also okay, that's just you. Um,
Speaker 1: we are going to invite some friends though in later
Speaker 1: and we will describe what that actually means or entails.
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Speaker 1: the Calm Down podcast with Aaron and Caissa. All Right,
Speaker 1: I know it was weeks ago Super Bowl unbelievable. UM
Speaker 1: bummed we didn't have it. I want to cover it.
Speaker 1: Every single year, but holy crap, Tom Brady does it again.
Speaker 1: And I think this was his his biggest and most
Speaker 1: meaningful super Bowl because he did it with another team. Oh,
Speaker 1: you and I were texting and calling. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know you're from Tampa. I know that you know your
Speaker 1: close relationship with him, but I have I literally had
Speaker 1: no like a dog in the fight. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was just I love greatness and what Tom Brady was
Speaker 1: able to do. We still are talking about it weeks
Speaker 1: after the fact. I still have NFL network on in
Speaker 1: the background half the time, just hoping that they rerun
Speaker 1: footage from the parade. But you know, we talked about it.
Speaker 1: This is our Jordan's. We didn't get to cover Jordan's,
Speaker 1: so for us to watch what he was able to do,
Speaker 1: and you had a front row seat even throughout the
Speaker 1: summer watching him prepare and figuring out where he was
Speaker 1: going to go and what he was gonna do, and
Speaker 1: then being able to see him go down there and
Speaker 1: have such success and the big winner for me might
Speaker 1: I mean, that defense was unbelievable. Devon White. We also
Speaker 1: love Devon White, so he was he was my favorite
Speaker 1: coming out of that whole thing. But It just brought
Speaker 1: us back to a place where it's like, there's a
Speaker 1: reason why we cover sports because we love moments like that,
Speaker 1: and so much so that we still are talking about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I we. I was talking about it with friends yesterday
Speaker 1: and we were just saying how I loved what Tom
Speaker 1: was able to do, and I loved how this entire
Speaker 1: team just fell in line. They had the tools and
Speaker 1: they just said, show us, show us how to do that,
Speaker 1: and um, I commend them, I commend him. I still
Speaker 1: get goose bumps over it with my hairy arms. I
Speaker 1: love it so much. We were we were talking about
Speaker 1: what are some of the stories we want to tell
Speaker 1: our listeners about with our jobs. Crazy shit happens on
Speaker 1: the road and we have to act like it doesn't
Speaker 1: and we have to act like, oh, it's just business
Speaker 1: as usual. But I mean, yeah, nonsense happens. Do you
Speaker 1: want to give a little behind the scenes story in
Speaker 1: your life? Do you want me to go how do
Speaker 1: you want to handle this here? Well, we both have
Speaker 1: a lot of stories. You're on the road a lot
Speaker 1: more now than I am, being that I'm in studio,
Speaker 1: But there was a time when I was out there
Speaker 1: in the streets, UM staying at the holiday ends UM
Speaker 1: for all the hotels that we had to stay at
Speaker 1: on our many adventures throughout well for me, the Big
Speaker 1: ten Network, but that UM is it's part of it, right,
Speaker 1: Like all of those stories. UM one stands out in particular,
Speaker 1: and it was the NFC Championship Game. So it was
Speaker 1: the two thousand seventh season. It's January because the playoffs
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. It's the Giants versus the Packers.
Speaker 1: It is minty five degrees with the wind chill like
Speaker 1: this thing. And at the time, I'm working for bestdam
Speaker 1: So Bestam Sports Shows. So we went, and you know,
Speaker 1: the conceit of that show was like late night fun,
Speaker 1: like you know, do whatever, John Sally, Chris Rose, the
Speaker 1: whole get along game. So I go and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about this guy a lot. His name is Joel. He's
Speaker 1: he has to deal with us UM and all of
Speaker 1: our features and UM producing us over at Fox. So
Speaker 1: I'm working with Joel. He's producing this segment. The whole
Speaker 1: thing is just supposed to be like I'm covering the
Speaker 1: NFC Championship Game, but like in a fun way. So
Speaker 1: I see Eli Manning and I'm like, hey, let's um
Speaker 1: catch a few passes from Eli Manning because he's not
Speaker 1: trying to concentrate on I don't know, winning this game.
Speaker 1: You're doing pregame? Does this pre game? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm out on the field and Eli is so nice.
Speaker 1: He's like throwing me the ball and I'm like, like
Speaker 1: running around like a complete jackass. NFC Championship again, nobody's
Speaker 1: taking you know, like they shouldn't be concentrating at all. Yes,
Speaker 1: they should. They're looking at the time. Because my hair
Speaker 1: changes many colors and lengths. I think I was like
Speaker 1: some blonde, blonde fake We've like I've got going on
Speaker 1: right here, running around on the field like a complete jackass.
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, out of the corner of
Speaker 1: my eye, I see Mike McCarthy in midfield with the
Speaker 1: Green Bay with Green Bay security around him, and he's
Speaker 1: pointing at me, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I would too.
Speaker 1: You're on the field, Oh yeah, running around like that's
Speaker 1: not allowed. Yeah. I'm like, this is gonna be a
Speaker 1: great produce. This is gonna be a great feature. Right,
Speaker 1: It's the whole like environment of what's happening. Anyways, we
Speaker 1: only have ten minutes left in this podcast. So I
Speaker 1: get escorted off the field by Green based security. Mind you,
Speaker 1: I'm working for Fox, like Fox has the game and
Speaker 1: still Mike McCarthy had me escorted off the field because
Speaker 1: I was out of control. I wasn't even drinking. I
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to drink. I wasn' drinking yet. And so
Speaker 1: Joel our producers so great, He's like, keep rolling, keep
Speaker 1: rolling to the camera guy. The camera guy was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in trouble sake, it doesn't matter. Just
Speaker 1: keep rolling. So up the stairs. I get escorted out
Speaker 1: of Lambeau Field and threatened that I may never be
Speaker 1: allowed to come back there again. We go over to
Speaker 1: the hotel across the street. Joel and I are like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, did that just happen? But then, being
Speaker 1: a great producer, he's like, we have our feature. You
Speaker 1: just got kicked off Lambeau and we have all the
Speaker 1: elements we need for a great piece. Yeah. I haven't
Speaker 1: been back to Lambeo since. Actually true, I was there once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what were you guys trying to do? What was the
Speaker 1: feature supposed to be about? Like and it was just
Speaker 1: like the environment and if Yeah, it was just the
Speaker 1: environment of an NFC championship game or like, you know,
Speaker 1: a big game and so best Damn's like goofy and fun.
Speaker 1: But I think I took it a little too far.
Speaker 1: And Mike McCarthy I have I have not seen him
Speaker 1: since he wouldn't remember me anyways. But yeah, so that
Speaker 1: was what that was the story for me, And we
Speaker 1: had footage of it, but it was so long ago
Speaker 1: because I'm a hundred years old, I wasn't able to
Speaker 1: find it. But yeah, that was That was a good
Speaker 1: one for me. What was in the future ran of
Speaker 1: him throwing you off? Oh yeah, yeah. Was there any
Speaker 1: follow up from Green Bay at all? No? Not. In fact,
Speaker 1: I say I saw you at Lambeau last year when
Speaker 1: we were there, um, and I was afraid that I
Speaker 1: would be like on the like most wanted list in
Speaker 1: the security mean like don't let this check on. But
Speaker 1: I was able to get through them, so we're good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so random. I will say this about Lambeau
Speaker 1: one of the best places to go, obviously the mecca.
Speaker 1: But when you are allowed on the field, they are serious.
Speaker 1: They are very very good about checking the credentials. That's
Speaker 1: not when my dad's gotten thrown off. My husband's gotten
Speaker 1: thrown off. Like as soon as the game starts, security
Speaker 1: is like, yep, out of here, I mean the company.
Speaker 1: Then ye all got thrown off. I know. But my
Speaker 1: dad wasn't catching passes from Eli. I mean, jeez, Chris ah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I just thought like he needed a few more,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I wasn't running the correct route,
Speaker 1: so I was like, look, not all receivers run the
Speaker 1: right route, so maybe this is helping him prepare. And
Speaker 1: by the way, fun fact, who ended up winning that game,
Speaker 1: the Giants, So maybe I would like to take some
Speaker 1: credit for the Ions winning that game when they weren't
Speaker 1: supposed to stand. Yeah. Wow, god, how cold was it
Speaker 1: that game? Troy? With the holiday inn but the start
Speaker 1: of the game when you know, but before that, it
Speaker 1: was it was like one of the coldest games ever.
Speaker 1: Troy said, when he tried to go down to the
Speaker 1: field for a minute, his ears started getting numb, like
Speaker 1: what's it called hypothermia? And he was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: back to the booth. I mean, you didn't realize you
Speaker 1: were you were turning blue when you were catching passes
Speaker 1: from Hey, I didn't feel anything. All I know, is
Speaker 1: that I caught the passes and then got kicked out.
Speaker 1: So you have you ever talked to Eli about this? No?
Speaker 1: I actually should have brought it up the other day.
Speaker 1: We didn't watch party for the Super Bowl. ELI has
Speaker 1: probably would be like, what, I don't remember that, because
Speaker 1: I mean, he doesn't know I'm getting kicked off the
Speaker 1: field like McCarthy. Though not a fan, I'm sure I
Speaker 1: had an idea. Those guys pick up on a lot
Speaker 1: of things. He probably maybe because he's doing snow angels
Speaker 1: somewhere around the thirty yard line that Remember, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a professional. Errand Okay, I don't know what you
Speaker 1: want from me. Well, you're busy dating on the game.
Speaker 1: I'm busy, like at the kids table. Yeah, stop, you
Speaker 1: hold it down in the studio. Um, speaking of the Packers,
Speaker 1: one of my stories I haven't told about this past
Speaker 1: season was, um, what we thought? I think it was
Speaker 1: week five, weeks six? It was week six because it
Speaker 1: was after the Chicago Thursday night game Bucks Bears. Um yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the biggest matchups of the season we thought
Speaker 1: at the time. Of course, we saw number two later
Speaker 1: on in the postseason was Bucks hosting the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 1: It was one that you know I was raised a
Speaker 1: Packers fan that I had circled on the calendar. It
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I don't know how it's
Speaker 1: going to get bigger than this. So my parents are
Speaker 1: in Tampa. Was going to do a social distance thing
Speaker 1: to see them. Go out early, take a red eye.
Speaker 1: Red eyes are super fun to Tampa because you can't
Speaker 1: get there. Gosh, so did it. Here's the scene. I
Speaker 1: had already done a sit down with Aaron Rodgers earlier
Speaker 1: that day, taking a red Eye that night. Husband is
Speaker 1: walking me out to my car service, putting my stuff
Speaker 1: in the car. Give him a hugging GISs goodbye. He
Speaker 1: takes my stuff. I been down to kiss my seventy
Speaker 1: pound golden retriever goodbye. One thing about my golden retriever.
Speaker 1: He has a huge block head. I went to kiss him.
Speaker 1: He went up to say goodbye, chin goes, his head
Speaker 1: goes in my chin. My tooth went through my lip.
Speaker 1: I instantly looked up at Jarrett, and he looked at
Speaker 1: me and forget about trying to make me feel better.
Speaker 1: He goes, Oh my god, get inside the house. His
Speaker 1: face and this is a guy that's taken a puck
Speaker 1: in the face, taken, you know, a stick to the face.
Speaker 1: It was like, get in the house. Long story short.
Speaker 1: My lip blew up immediately, he did you know it
Speaker 1: was bad right away? I thought I lost my tooth.
Speaker 1: I thought my tooth went into my lip. It was
Speaker 1: so hard and so loud. Um. We go inside. He
Speaker 1: gives me a thing of ice, and he's like, go go.
Speaker 1: This is also the beginning of like I'm traveling during COVID.
Speaker 1: You have to keep your mask on. You don't your
Speaker 1: hands in your mouth holding the ice. I get on
Speaker 1: a flight. First of all, I get to the airport.
Speaker 1: Nobody's selling ice because there's nothing open. There's no like
Speaker 1: drink stations open with ice. Get on the plane. I
Speaker 1: can't take my mouth my mask off to ice my mouth. Basically,
Speaker 1: five hours later my lip had exploded. Then five hours
Speaker 1: after that the blood started coming out down past my lip,
Speaker 1: and then after that it was running down my chin.
Speaker 1: So it had stained me. So where this is Saturday
Speaker 1: we're at and I have this It looks like I
Speaker 1: ate a purple popsicle. When you sent me a picture,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke, Like I actually was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what is this? Like I thought it was like something
Speaker 1: from Jared's hockey game years ago. Yeah, and now to
Speaker 1: mention it's one of the biggest games. I mean, we're
Speaker 1: expecting huge numbers for Brady versus Rogers. I have a
Speaker 1: monster lip situation. It's gonna be degrees. I am a sweater,
Speaker 1: especially on my face. No concealer is going to hide
Speaker 1: this thing. I'm practicing with the microphone, doing well, John
Speaker 1: Try This is a match up we've all been waiting
Speaker 1: for about my tooth went through my lip and now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be talking like this the whole Harry Harry,
Speaker 1: I suck down Arnica like nobody's business. I had it
Speaker 1: on my makeup artists, Jillian Gregory. She kicked as she
Speaker 1: covered up my face. We are going to on our
Speaker 1: socials on the Calm Down podcast. Twitter and Instagram post
Speaker 1: videos and photos of what exactly my mouth looked like,
Speaker 1: but that she covered that. I can't even cover a
Speaker 1: zip half the time. I wonder how she how did
Speaker 1: she do that? What is it? What is what is
Speaker 1: the color wheel? Isn't like green counteracts purple? We gotta
Speaker 1: ask her because I don't know there's a whole like
Speaker 1: magician situation happening there. To cover that, bad boy, I
Speaker 1: did tell her get ready, bring everything that you have.
Speaker 1: Another thing she did was did a really pink lip
Speaker 1: because it would maybe distract from my purple chin um.
Speaker 1: It was such a scene and so embarrassing and anyway,
Speaker 1: she rocked it, and that was like one of the
Speaker 1: biggest things. But the crazy part was because of COVID,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do anything. I couldn't ice it, I couldn't
Speaker 1: take my mask off. It was a mess um and
Speaker 1: good see you because the only thing they serve one
Speaker 1: on planes is like beer and wine, so you'd be
Speaker 1: like with a Miller light like up against your face
Speaker 1: you can, you know. And good news that when you
Speaker 1: fly things don't swell, so I'm sure that that helped
Speaker 1: the situation. It was a mass. But I mean my
Speaker 1: husband and his face when he goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: get inside the house, like we're talking about it the
Speaker 1: other day, he did nothing to comfort me. He was like,
Speaker 1: this is really really bad, and it was like Jesus,
Speaker 1: come on, ye with me, people work with me. Well,
Speaker 1: that's like one of the Brazilian stories that we each
Speaker 1: have from our time on whether it's the road or
Speaker 1: just the I mean, the nonsense that we can talk
Speaker 1: about that is a whole like seven podcasts of some
Speaker 1: of these stories. But I commend you traveling, and look,
Speaker 1: we love our job, so it doesn't matter. You would
Speaker 1: walk to you know, a game if you if you
Speaker 1: had to, But all the different things that you had
Speaker 1: to go through this year in terms of covering this game,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. I really do commend you. Minus the lip situation,
Speaker 1: I became a tattletale the plane. I mean it was
Speaker 1: like if I saw somebody just like pulling the old
Speaker 1: I've got my mask off because I want to enjoy
Speaker 1: like a little bit of food, but they just kept
Speaker 1: it off. I would buzz the thing and like look
Speaker 1: around and be like no you yes, I'm sorry. My
Speaker 1: biggest thing, and I'll say this, I don't tell on
Speaker 1: people a lot, but I was a tattletale on the planes.
Speaker 1: And my biggest reason was I didn't want to work
Speaker 1: eighteen weeks and then miss Brady versus Brees Brady versus
Speaker 1: Rogers like I wanted to work playoffs so bad. And
Speaker 1: you know, obviously, if we got diagnosed with COVID we
Speaker 1: were out and it was just like a mission for me.
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way I'm going this far
Speaker 1: and I'm missing anything. So yeah, I wouldn't give you
Speaker 1: so much credit. I got COVID and I don't cover
Speaker 1: games on the road, and you were taking so many
Speaker 1: more flights. I was probably the jackass who like had
Speaker 1: the mask fall down because I fall asleep immediately on planes, um,
Speaker 1: and not like wanting the mask to fall down. So
Speaker 1: kudos to you for not, you know, getting that because
Speaker 1: I did everything I did. I was like, normally I'm
Speaker 1: not a rule follower, but in this particular case, like
Speaker 1: I was, and I still got it. So you don't
Speaker 1: know whether it's the gas station or whatever. So the
Speaker 1: fact that you made it through the entire season is
Speaker 1: very commendable. And also let's like talk about how great
Speaker 1: the NFL is that they didn't want that that league
Speaker 1: is badass. They're like, nope, we're doing this. So um,
Speaker 1: it was awesome to be able to, you know, get
Speaker 1: We talked in this summer about like let's just get
Speaker 1: through the seat, like let's just have a season. We'd
Speaker 1: be stoked if we had one of them. So then
Speaker 1: to see it um and culminate the way that we
Speaker 1: started this conversation with with Brady winning his seventh's incredible.
Speaker 1: It's psycho because you don't realize how much you touch
Speaker 1: your eyes and you touch your mouth and even like
Speaker 1: if you're having a granola bar. Yeah, exactly, but you're
Speaker 1: having a granola bar, which is the only thing I
Speaker 1: can eat in between, you know, like when I'm in halftime.
Speaker 1: But there is a time and all I know, we
Speaker 1: gotta fall, like get out after this. I took a
Speaker 1: shower after a game, like I always like showered right away,
Speaker 1: just so I could, you know. I just was on
Speaker 1: a flight and I took my eyelashes off before washing
Speaker 1: my hands. Remember it's like one am and Jarrett was sleeping.
Speaker 1: I go, I got COVID and he goes, you did
Speaker 1: what happened? And I go, I just took my eyelashes
Speaker 1: off and I didn't wash my hands, and He's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you need to go to your bed.
Speaker 1: One more thing. One of the best lines ever. One
Speaker 1: of the trainers or doctors whom I love from the
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys walked about me one time. I'm in the
Speaker 1: front row. He's at the bottom He's like, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? I was like, this sucks, and you know
Speaker 1: you got a mask on it, but thank god we
Speaker 1: were able to pull it off. He goes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: haven't picked a booger in months. I'll never forget that. Anyways,
Speaker 1: it was awesome. I think what's awesome is that we
Speaker 1: just remove our eyelashes and how many sets of those
Speaker 1: are in the shower where it's now we're clogging the drain.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I wonder where the drains clogged. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's the seventeen um hair extensions that you have in
Speaker 1: or your fake eyelashes. You jerk. Um, Aaron, we got
Speaker 1: a great show, and we've got our friends coming on.
Speaker 1: As we mentioned the teas at the beginning, UM, some
Speaker 1: of them you will recognize because well, let's just say
Speaker 1: he's an expert at the pod. Um, we will talk
Speaker 1: to Ryan Russillo, Ian Randall and our friend Jen Green.
Speaker 1: We got a whole lot coming up. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a break, I think here right, a first break on
Speaker 1: but still calm down podcast, and don't forget Aaron mentioned
Speaker 1: it intimated that we will put additional coverage of all
Speaker 1: of our road nonsense. Some some fun little stories and
Speaker 1: things like that on our Calm Down podcast. If you
Speaker 1: guys haven't followed us on Instagram, make sure you do that.
Speaker 1: It's at Calm Down Podcast where you will find fun
Speaker 1: like footage, behind the scenes kind of things and stuff
Speaker 1: that we probably wouldn't put on our own account. And
Speaker 1: then you can also follow Aaron on her Instagram at
Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews. And then mine is Charissa. I think it's
Speaker 1: Jay Thompson. I don't know. It's not important, but just
Speaker 1: follow the Calm Down Podcast and follow along. If you're
Speaker 1: still with us, we will be back with the Ryan's.
Speaker 1: Welcome back everybody. I mean, I don't need I I
Speaker 1: really don't need to introduce these two beauties on our screen.
Speaker 1: But the kicks up and it's good. It's Ryan Randall
Speaker 1: and it's Ryan Rissilo. What I've also realized is we
Speaker 1: always an besides the two Ryan's, you have two rs
Speaker 1: for the last name. We'll get to all this later.
Speaker 1: It's the Ryan's, two Ryan spelled two different ways, raised
Speaker 1: one with an A, one with an E. They have
Speaker 1: very differing opinions on things, so let's get to it.
Speaker 1: So first, I'm going to inter introduce my Ryan. First,
Speaker 1: My Ryan is Ryan Randall, the one that will be
Speaker 1: calling all the penalties here today during this segment. Offsides
Speaker 1: holding which he loves. Um My, Ryan with an A
Speaker 1: is a Emmy Award winning hair stylist. He's one of
Speaker 1: my hair stylist as well, my only one actually groomer.
Speaker 1: He's single and a lover of all donuts, anything donuts. Um.
Speaker 1: We will get to his projects, but we don't have time,
Speaker 1: so we'll inter interweave that throughout this segment at some
Speaker 1: point when's long again. We'll talk about it later, Ryan,
Speaker 1: Ryan with an A, hold your comments. Okay, we don't
Speaker 1: have time to get into that right now. Ryan with
Speaker 1: an E. Bristilo really needs no introduction in the pod world.
Speaker 1: In fact, when we told Ryan that we were going
Speaker 1: to do a podcast, he like, they're called pods and
Speaker 1: Ryan has seven hundred pods. We know each other from ESPN.
Speaker 1: Now we're all back together, one big, happy family on
Speaker 1: the West Coast. And during COVID we were all on
Speaker 1: a text change. We're still on a text chain, so
Speaker 1: we decided to take the text chain to the podcast world. Ryan,
Speaker 1: thank you for blessing us. I know you have seventeen
Speaker 1: pods that you're doing today. So thank you. No, I
Speaker 1: was excited. I was. I'm just happy to watch this happen.
Speaker 1: I don't have to plan anything. Yeah, So we want
Speaker 1: to do a topic for you both that we feel
Speaker 1: like men aren't really commenting on and there's nobody better
Speaker 1: I want to hear from then the two of you.
Speaker 1: A lot of women have a lot of comments on this.
Speaker 1: It just this week it was announced that the Royal
Speaker 1: family the Queen I feel like I'm friends with her,
Speaker 1: stripped the remaining royal duties from Harry and Megan uh,
Speaker 1: confirming the official break with the Royal family. Of course
Speaker 1: that was after, you know, the whole year they were
Speaker 1: gonna see, let's see how this works out. We're done,
Speaker 1: she took it away. You know, you decide to go
Speaker 1: do this, tell all the Oprah at the Queen's Matt.
Speaker 1: So my question for you, I'll start with Ryan Russillo. First, See,
Speaker 1: you meet a Megan Marco right, and you meet her.
Speaker 1: She knows that you do everything pod right, everything podcast,
Speaker 1: You fall in love, you decide to marry and then
Speaker 1: she's like, you know what if you want me and
Speaker 1: you want to have babies with me. You got to
Speaker 1: leave the pod world, Chris, Is there anything you want
Speaker 1: to go to see the reason why Ryan's laughing And
Speaker 1: he's not gonna say it because he's very modest Ryan Roussillo,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Randall, you're ready for this. Ryan
Speaker 1: Roussillo and Megan Marco almost were a thing. They were
Speaker 1: d m ng each other on Twitter back in the day.
Speaker 1: They met at the Direct TV Bowl. I was there,
Speaker 1: I was hosting it and because Michelle Beadle dropped out, weird,
Speaker 1: where is she speaking of dropping out? Um? So can
Speaker 1: you imagine that Ryan's surprised when Megan Marco ends up
Speaker 1: becoming the princess and He's like, that was the chick
Speaker 1: I was dm ng with Ryan go Brisillo. Well, she
Speaker 1: had options. She definitely had options. And the thing about
Speaker 1: that that football game that was so incredible is that
Speaker 1: that thing was a murderers row of female starlets and
Speaker 1: nobody really knew what was going on. I think Chris
Speaker 1: and I had been out all night and I was,
Speaker 1: you know, getting into the game that I took it
Speaker 1: way too seriously. Game winning touchdown not a big deal.
Speaker 1: And Marco, yes, there you go. She was so nice
Speaker 1: and normal because the rest of them, like Hannah Davis
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna talk to me, or Nina drove ev or
Speaker 1: there was just all these like Serena was nice, but
Speaker 1: she had other things going on. So yeah, she was
Speaker 1: one of the celebrity coaches or something. She was. Everybody
Speaker 1: was nice, but there was this this thing about Marco.
Speaker 1: She was just very cool and we were talking a
Speaker 1: little bit towards the end, and then I followed her
Speaker 1: and she followed me back, and I dropped the hey, like,
Speaker 1: if you ever want to come on and promote suits,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about football, and I was like all right, And that
Speaker 1: was literally it. But the funny thing is I was
Speaker 1: telling Sarah Walsh about it, and Sarah started doing some
Speaker 1: recon and Sarah's like, I think this is actually like obtainable,
Speaker 1: and then I would she was like, man, she's de
Speaker 1: leader of Twitter. I don't know what's going on. And
Speaker 1: then they were like, oh, she's part of the royal
Speaker 1: family now. So I have a feeling, you know, I like,
Speaker 1: I like my real estate position right now. I feel
Speaker 1: good about some of the investments over the years and
Speaker 1: I'm keeping myself in shape. I'm trying to do whatever
Speaker 1: I can, you know, more legwork this year with COVID.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I could offer the life that
Speaker 1: she was looking for. So honestly, I think we're both happy. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you could have offered the life
Speaker 1: because now she just wants to be normal. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: what if she asked you to leave that life? Like,
Speaker 1: what's the guy side of this? Because all the girls
Speaker 1: are like, that's so screwed up. She knew what she
Speaker 1: was going, you know, she screwed up. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I'm totally with you because I don't if somebody dated
Speaker 1: me or met me and then goes two years in, Hey,
Speaker 1: do we have to watch these games? Do they have
Speaker 1: to be on all the time? But just by the way,
Speaker 1: what I've heard from literally anyone I've ever spent any
Speaker 1: time because you're like, wait, are you serious they're on
Speaker 1: again tomorrow? You know, because I've never really I don't
Speaker 1: know that. You know, like sometimes people be like, oh,
Speaker 1: if if you met somebody that was totally into sports,
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, but that's true. But sometimes I also
Speaker 1: don't want to come home like say I had kids
Speaker 1: in the whole deal and it's like, hey, do you
Speaker 1: see the Padres bullpen, I'm worried about it. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what, Aaron and I are totally
Speaker 1: into sports, and you leave dinners before the main course
Speaker 1: even hits the table because you're like, hey, Celtics Game
Speaker 1: four of the season is on. We're like what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a bad habit. Yeah, Randall jump
Speaker 1: in here, because I think would be that no matter
Speaker 1: who you are, you kind of know what you sign
Speaker 1: up for. And this isn't like breaking news that this
Speaker 1: guy was a prince. Yeah, any do we feel like
Speaker 1: I mean, had you just said Megan Market, I would
Speaker 1: have been like, who uh do we feel like? She
Speaker 1: is a bit of an opportunist dick female like generically
Speaker 1: saying like I feel like she I mean, she's an actress, right,
Speaker 1: but like household name definitely not. And you know, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I totally agree with the you know she knowing what
Speaker 1: she's getting into. And it's like, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: the power of the puss Watcher is like a thing
Speaker 1: because graphic pat Ryan, I mean, clearly you know there's
Speaker 1: something there that he listen, he knows that he's not
Speaker 1: going to get power, right, and the older brothers hotter
Speaker 1: and like has more cloud and don't forget about George.
Speaker 1: George is the heir. Of course he is, and he's
Speaker 1: the big deal. Right, So it's like it's Harry throwing
Speaker 1: in the towel. I mean, I don't know. I also
Speaker 1: like Charissa is the betting girl here, but like I
Speaker 1: don't see them lastic to be totally honest. Oh, they're
Speaker 1: fully last in because Chips all in Harry, Harry going
Speaker 1: back to parties and doing you know, god knows what
Speaker 1: with that blonde chick that he was dating before Megan.
Speaker 1: He can't go back. He has to, Like he's fully committed.
Speaker 1: She's pregnant again, there's two kids. He has definitely chosen her.
Speaker 1: Oh Um, anything you want to see or hear Ryan
Speaker 1: Randall out of this Oprah tell All interview. Anything you
Speaker 1: hope she covers? No, I just think it's gonna be
Speaker 1: super interesting. Does she remain diplomatic or does she really
Speaker 1: like give you know what I'm saying, Like I feel
Speaker 1: in her gut that she kind of despises them listen,
Speaker 1: partially because of how she was treated in the UK, right,
Speaker 1: So then you choose to move back to l A,
Speaker 1: which is like the pop Rozzi capital of the world.
Speaker 1: Really gonna have a quiet like here and and now
Speaker 1: they both have to work, right, It's like they've got
Speaker 1: deals that Netflix, They've got deals that like, they've got
Speaker 1: deals everywhere working they're putting their name on it. So
Speaker 1: now you yeah, now you like want to pull back
Speaker 1: out of the I don't know, Like I just feel
Speaker 1: like she knew anxiety, you know exactly what she was
Speaker 1: getting into and she got exactly what she wanted. So
Speaker 1: that to me or it's like you're asking him to
Speaker 1: give up. No, granted he didn't, he went willingly, right,
Speaker 1: but you don't think she wanted to be Like is
Speaker 1: he into deep now that like he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: put that mark on his reputation? Like is he you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like such a quick like hit
Speaker 1: it and cutic divorce that you would like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I but like, as I think that
Speaker 1: it's not gonna last. Wow, right, maybe you're lost. Is
Speaker 1: there still a chance for Russilo? I think you're being
Speaker 1: a little hard on Mega Markle. First of all, um,
Speaker 1: you said, she's an opportunist. She doesn't appreciate game. When
Speaker 1: he touchdowns ore Dion Sanders, I can tell you that interesting.
Speaker 1: Did you throw to her or what happened? I caught it? Oh.
Speaker 1: I complained to Joe Montana that I wasn't getting enough
Speaker 1: touches and he was like, yeah, Rassilo fucking Ladinian, Thomlinson
Speaker 1: and Jonny Gonzalez are over here on the team too.
Speaker 1: Many had no idea who was playing it. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like a couple Hall of famers also want touches. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: we hadn't be able to spread the ball around to you.
Speaker 1: But then I came back rewarded Joe, and he's never
Speaker 1: forgotten that. Never forget he's in sketchers, just flying around town. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so if you're saying Ryan Randall thinks that there's
Speaker 1: still a chance because they might get a divorce, but
Speaker 1: let's say they stayed together, Ryan Rissillo, are you single
Speaker 1: right now? Are you willing to say right now on
Speaker 1: the Calm Down podcast you're single. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I can handle that kind of pressure. I see some
Speaker 1: of the coverage and I don't I don't know that
Speaker 1: I could sign up for that, UM, and I don't
Speaker 1: want like if they're starting a podcast and she wants
Speaker 1: to get into that. I mean, I don't mind helping
Speaker 1: you guys, because you've known each other for a while.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that I could do a relationship
Speaker 1: where you know, I start but one of my booking
Speaker 1: guests for you and I coming up with rundown. You
Speaker 1: actually love that? Would you mind helping us? Here's my
Speaker 1: thing is that if you guys started talking from the
Speaker 1: d M like it was so it was, it was okay,
Speaker 1: well okay, it will take some credit. I would take
Speaker 1: all the credit, um that gets us into our thing.
Speaker 1: During COVID, we were all on you know, a text
Speaker 1: Chaine talking about what we were doing. Who's dating? Aaron
Speaker 1: and I are married? Now? In you too? Single and
Speaker 1: ready to mingle? How's the dating situation going? During COVID?
Speaker 1: Randa dating situation? You go to Palm Springs all the time,
Speaker 1: not even get it called back? Yeah, speaking of them
Speaker 1: like Joan Rivers Vagina nothing dead? Is it the settings?
Speaker 1: Nothing graphic? What can we do to help that? You
Speaker 1: are a catch and it makes me mad that you
Speaker 1: are puffing past interference no more? Yeah, this is. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish I could help. I don't know that I can.
Speaker 1: You can. What are you talking about? A thick legged men?
Speaker 1: Now that I know? Yeah, yeah, sat racks in the
Speaker 1: living room, the kitchen about like I don't care where
Speaker 1: the squat is. I gets into some shorts. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was dating and d m NG through COVID. Give me
Speaker 1: a sense of what that was even like, because come on,
Speaker 1: you know Ryan, both my Ryan's. You had to be
Speaker 1: dropping some sort of game during this time, right, you
Speaker 1: had to have. I've left town once in a year, so, um,
Speaker 1: I think we all know. You know, you guys would
Speaker 1: being nice about it, but I think we all know
Speaker 1: each other's social circle here. Um, I'm pretty I'm pretty
Speaker 1: open with you. I mean, I'm as close with Chris
Speaker 1: as anybody. But my d ms consist of twenty year
Speaker 1: old guys asking me for job and tell me to
Speaker 1: go fuck myself because I picked the thunder to win
Speaker 1: twenty five games. So you know, the only time I'll
Speaker 1: get a d M from a female is usually fake.
Speaker 1: I remember one time when I was in Hartford. I
Speaker 1: was at home Christmas by myself, so I was already
Speaker 1: in a great mood. But I had to because the
Speaker 1: games were on, so I didn't go home for Christmas.
Speaker 1: It was like one of the first times I was
Speaker 1: by myself on Christmas Day and I got a bought
Speaker 1: from Russia being like, hey, friendly time, maybe smiley face,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, fucking Christmas, I'm getting catfished, and so, honestly,
Speaker 1: because I was in Hartford, I played along for a
Speaker 1: little while. I was like, this is super dangerous and
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do this, but I don't really have much
Speaker 1: going on. It's Christmas, I'm behind myself and some Russian
Speaker 1: dude wants to talk. Let's let's chat it out. So um,
Speaker 1: you know that's it's my ratio of d M S
Speaker 1: on on whatever you guys think it would be is
Speaker 1: so I think there's some Instagram thing you can look
Speaker 1: at what it's like. Guys. To begin with, I'm shocked
Speaker 1: at any girls interested in anything I have to say professionally,
Speaker 1: So you know, there you go. It's really good. Ryan,
Speaker 1: Are you interested in the Russian boy? Maybe we can
Speaker 1: make there. It was teeth and a job, job optional,
Speaker 1: no team, like, let's go. Have you ever been catfish? Though? Ryan?
Speaker 1: I'm so exciting it can be just you know what
Speaker 1: you're like, your d M situation is like a little
Speaker 1: freaky too, right, Yeah, Like I feel like for me
Speaker 1: a couple of these photos and it's like do you
Speaker 1: want to date like watching like swallow this bloody sword
Speaker 1: or something like it's like crazy women that like I
Speaker 1: want to sit on your face. Yeah, that's right. We had.
Speaker 1: That was a good time we had a little earlier. Gosh,
Speaker 1: it feels like it wasn't that long ago, but we
Speaker 1: were back on that fun house kick and we'd be
Speaker 1: checking in with each other and we get dressed up.
Speaker 1: It was a good crew and yeah, we started kind
Speaker 1: of gett a little more adventurous sharing some of the
Speaker 1: stuff that we got there. But that's the kind of
Speaker 1: stuff where I'm like, Okay, you know, this isn't like
Speaker 1: every now and again. It's it's an honest um and
Speaker 1: sincere and it's and it's like you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: it can be a nice reminder that things actually aren't terrible,
Speaker 1: but it's just so dangerous, like e a Chrissie, your
Speaker 1: d M situation. Now, granted you're married, so it's not
Speaker 1: an option, but I stuff you guys deal with like
Speaker 1: forgetting our stuff yours has to be. Although horrifying, also
Speaker 1: entertaining at times too. Was very entertaining. By the way,
Speaker 1: we played a game called dare to d M and somebody, somebody,
Speaker 1: Ryan Brissello and Sarah and the whole get along gang
Speaker 1: would dare me to d M. This is when I
Speaker 1: was single. Anyone and I would do it and we
Speaker 1: would see who would would get responses from it, and
Speaker 1: everyone responded. By the way, because tells Ryan Randall right
Speaker 1: now who responded And you may or may not have
Speaker 1: gone out on dates with We won't say it, but
Speaker 1: text him right now and tell him. Wait who, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say it. No, we can't say
Speaker 1: it all times, Ryan Randall, and tell him right now,
Speaker 1: because no, you can't do that. Um, it's funny back
Speaker 1: in the day and Randall and Russeilla I will love
Speaker 1: this is we were going kind of back to maybe
Speaker 1: like certain people did they ever d M you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Did they ever d M you? Of course, you know,
Speaker 1: by the way, Aaron's had some more. I was really
Speaker 1: that was really jealous of Aaron's d M list. But
Speaker 1: now now we're married, so we're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: Field Field d M or send any dams out. But
Speaker 1: Ryan Randall, let's now, I'm gonna pass the torch over
Speaker 1: to you. This is um. This is a face shaver.
Speaker 1: It's called a Derma blade. Took me a lot of
Speaker 1: years to get this, but it shaves my face. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pass the Derma blade over to you, and we're
Speaker 1: going to play a game with Ryan Randall called dare
Speaker 1: to d M. And we're not gonna give you names. Yes,
Speaker 1: talking about and we're gonna do a check hand to
Speaker 1: figure out who we're gonna DMM the most boring segment
Speaker 1: you will ever have. Nope, Nona, I'm gonna disagree with that.
Speaker 1: I'm going back next week. Yeah, yes, I think what
Speaker 1: we should have our listeners do is send to the
Speaker 1: at Calm Down podcast people they want Ryan Randle two
Speaker 1: d M and that's his homework. The people in your world,
Speaker 1: like gay or straight, they're not like, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a giant flow. I think
Speaker 1: each one of us should tell him. I don't know
Speaker 1: if we do it on the podcast, but this needs
Speaker 1: to become like our game for him. Rostilla, who do
Speaker 1: you nominate for? No One? I'm not even touching this one.
Speaker 1: I mean for Ryan, No, that's what I mean. What
Speaker 1: this means a hot young girl like you need to have,
Speaker 1: like a hot blonde like sending the d S right like, No,
Speaker 1: I want you to send a d M and I
Speaker 1: want you to get going no more. Joan Rivers Yeah,
Speaker 1: mhm poof, it's so good you guys. Um, well, we
Speaker 1: well exceeded the time. So we'll find with this up.
Speaker 1: But the point is the moral of the story with
Speaker 1: the Ryans is don't be afraid to DM you know
Speaker 1: where it's going to take you. And to wrap it up,
Speaker 1: new phone, who did Ryan Randall thinks that the royal
Speaker 1: the Prince Harry and Prince Megan or whatever her name is,
Speaker 1: Megan markhon longer. Well, well, I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: maybe she likes Prince Okay, maybe that's something different, Okay, right,
Speaker 1: And Ryan Russilo as an expert in the pod world,
Speaker 1: since Aaron and I are only on our second one,
Speaker 1: it's clearly going so, well, what advice do you have
Speaker 1: for us better guests? Whoa I disagree? Well, we're taking
Speaker 1: a break here on Calm Down Podcast. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's take a break. Calm Down after this, Welcome back
Speaker 1: everybody to the Calm Down Podcast, Aaron and meet everyone
Speaker 1: who hasn't already met her. Jen not Jen. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: how she's affectionately referred to in our friend group because
Speaker 1: her Instagram is j E N not j e N
Speaker 1: N Jen. What's the story behind that? Real quick? You know,
Speaker 1: people would call me Jim with two ends and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not a two ends Jen. Well one Jen.
Speaker 1: So there's a difference, Yeah, a big difference. So Jen
Speaker 1: is a reality TV producer among many other things, also
Speaker 1: interior designer. Check out her apartment behind you. It looks great.
Speaker 1: We've got plants, We've got flowers and the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great. I love the jungle. Um. Jen spends hours
Speaker 1: looking at things on the internet for her job, and
Speaker 1: half the time she tells me stories and she'll send
Speaker 1: stuff to Aaron and I on group text and I'm like, what,
Speaker 1: I have never heard of these things? So when Aaron
Speaker 1: and I decided to do a podcast, we're like, we
Speaker 1: have to have Jen on right e because we're like
Speaker 1: half the stuff that she comes up with or that's
Speaker 1: out there in the world we are not privy to,
Speaker 1: right I know the Royal family, and I know everything
Speaker 1: on the NFL Network and Pro Football Talk and basically
Speaker 1: all sports, but when it comes to real life, embarrassingly
Speaker 1: and disgustingly, So I got nothing for you. So Jen Bill,
Speaker 1: listen in on life because so apparently on TikTok there
Speaker 1: was some craze about how millennials are referred to as
Speaker 1: old because they wear their hair on a side part.
Speaker 1: Oh ship is that okay? And they respond with the
Speaker 1: laughing like the laughing smiling emoji and they wear skinny jeans. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what's this topic? What are we even discussing that?
Speaker 1: What's the point here? What do we got that you're
Speaker 1: saying there's old versus millennials? Yeah, Like, do you guys
Speaker 1: agree with that? It's everybody that you know that's our age?
Speaker 1: Do they all wear side parts? Do they all like
Speaker 1: use that laughing emoji? This is a side? Is this
Speaker 1: a side part? I mean, I guess I know that
Speaker 1: my face is red and I don't know why I'm
Speaker 1: not even drinking? Um what what I don't know? That's
Speaker 1: I use a cry? Is that a crying emoji? Is
Speaker 1: that what we're talking about? Yeah? Crying, laughing and the
Speaker 1: one that you're supposed to use if you're like hip
Speaker 1: or young. Is just the face that has the two
Speaker 1: streaming tears. Oh, come on, no laughter. Who makes up
Speaker 1: these roles exactly? This is just what was on the TikTok.
Speaker 1: I just don't care. This does nothing for me. Like
Speaker 1: I'm just like, honestly, like, who cares? Who are these people?
Speaker 1: I don't even relate to them anyway, So I'm not
Speaker 1: looking at their stuff. Wait, but what's what's the first
Speaker 1: story you have for us? So the headline to this article,
Speaker 1: it's kind of wackier news is Alaska woman attacked by
Speaker 1: bear while using outhouse because she went into like she
Speaker 1: went into an outhouse and went to sit down and
Speaker 1: there was a bear. She basically, I can reach you
Speaker 1: the article. She basically sat down and there was a
Speaker 1: bear in the toilet, like the toilet. Yes, so this
Speaker 1: is the vacation in Montana. That doesn't surprise me. There
Speaker 1: was a bear in the restaurant of a restaurant we
Speaker 1: like to go to. He was in in the sink
Speaker 1: of the bathroom, what yeah, laying and they had to
Speaker 1: come and like tranquilize him to get him out. That
Speaker 1: doesn't shock me. Listen, people, you're like full going in
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park out there. If you're going to the outhouse,
Speaker 1: you're going to wash your hands at restaurant. Those puppies
Speaker 1: they're out there. You go into the outhouse and the
Speaker 1: bear's head is coming through the toilet. It says the
Speaker 1: Alaska woman had the scare of a lifetime when using
Speaker 1: an outhouse. She was basically attacked, attacked by a bear
Speaker 1: from below. She said, and I quote, I got in there,
Speaker 1: sat down on the toilet, and immediately something but my
Speaker 1: buck right as I sat down, Shannon Stevens told the
Speaker 1: Associated Pressed, I jumped up and I screamed when what happened.
Speaker 1: Stevens her brother Eric and his girlfriend had taken snowmobiles
Speaker 1: into the worldness, Oh my god. Okay, that was hurt.
Speaker 1: And she basically thought that it was something else. She
Speaker 1: opened the toilet seat and there was a bear face
Speaker 1: like me, a bear just looking up at her. From
Speaker 1: the injuries. Did she suffer? She basically said that she
Speaker 1: thought it was a smaller animal, like she got bit
Speaker 1: on her butt. Nothing that was like she sat down,
Speaker 1: she sat down to go to the bathroom, Like you
Speaker 1: don't look into the toilet seat before you sit down
Speaker 1: and take if you don't want to in an outhouse. True,
Speaker 1: like you're like usually I would be walking back. You
Speaker 1: don't sit on the seat like feeling around like. It's true,
Speaker 1: and it's why you don't sit down. No one should
Speaker 1: be sitting down on any toilet seat in any weather
Speaker 1: public restroom. You do the squad. That's why we work out.
Speaker 1: You gotta work on your legs for the full squad. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's another headline? That one that one would freak me out?
Speaker 1: Great and or out exercise by the way, go on right? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: so this one is for the video. So the headline
Speaker 1: of this is lawyer gets stuck in cat filter mode
Speaker 1: during zoom trial. Quote. I'm not a cat. So if
Speaker 1: you look at your phones and watch the video, okay,
Speaker 1: what you think? Yeah? No, I knew there was conversation,
Speaker 1: but I didn't engage. I didn't know what was going on. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do we have your kitten zoom phil filter? You
Speaker 1: might want to is he in in trial or something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a filter like cat's mouth moves And I'm more
Speaker 1: worried about Jerry. Is Jerry awake? There? He is there,
Speaker 1: you guess I can. I can see that. Um, I
Speaker 1: think if you click the just says like setting up
Speaker 1: our pot just gonna say that, dude, the comedy and
Speaker 1: all of this. I'm so not tech savvy. So even
Speaker 1: to set up the podcast is like a comedy hour
Speaker 1: in and of itself. So we why did that guy
Speaker 1: have a like a cat thing on there? He was
Speaker 1: for a court proceeding and he couldn't He was like
Speaker 1: an older man. I think he couldn't figure out how
Speaker 1: to take it down to Like my assistants trying to
Speaker 1: help me, I'm not there, like we can we know
Speaker 1: you're not a cat. You think it's really neat. I'm
Speaker 1: not a cat, they're like, he says, yeah, He's like,
Speaker 1: it's not I'm not a cat. Did you run the trial?
Speaker 1: I didn't get that far, guys. I need results. I
Speaker 1: need the bear injury. I need if he won the trial.
Speaker 1: And then this is another one. This guy lost his
Speaker 1: wedding ring at an Aldi apparently. Do you guys know
Speaker 1: what Aldi is? I didn't know what it was until
Speaker 1: kind of recently. It's like a grocery story thing. Um,
Speaker 1: he lost his wedding ring out of Aldi and it says,
Speaker 1: also a Florida man um okay, I spent good fifteen
Speaker 1: years of my life there. And I think there's like
Speaker 1: a thing though in Florida, Like there is something like
Speaker 1: about Florida headlines, right, like all these things always happened
Speaker 1: in Florida. Totally. He basically was reunited with his wedding
Speaker 1: ring that he lost in a Minnesota grocery store and
Speaker 1: it was found five years later and somebody returned it
Speaker 1: to him. Where did they find it? Is this my
Speaker 1: ex husband? So it says that he celebrated his hundredth
Speaker 1: birthday on Sunday with family and friends in Fort Lauderne, Lee,
Speaker 1: and among the presents he received at the celebration was
Speaker 1: the wedding ring that he had lost five years earlier
Speaker 1: while shopping at all these store in his hometown of Austin, Minnesota. Basically,
Speaker 1: it says it was found by a contractor working on
Speaker 1: the remodeling project there, and the store managers used the
Speaker 1: encryption Dennis's name, his wife's name in the wedding day
Speaker 1: to identify Dennis the owner and get in touch with
Speaker 1: his daughter. Field good story, so I will say, he
Speaker 1: said hometown of Minnesota. So you can't blame it on
Speaker 1: Florida's true. So something that happen in Florida. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was Minnesota, right, but he lives in Florida now, so
Speaker 1: they sent it all the way back to Florida. That
Speaker 1: is nice, very lovely Jen. Not Jen. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: if you don't already follow her, follow her on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Not two winds, You're not a gen with two ends.
Speaker 1: That's a tagline. Sure. And with that we say thank
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