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Speaker 1: Let's don't be a dusty because right now you want

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Speaker 1: some real It's time for Donkey of the Day. So

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Speaker 1: if we ever feel I need to be a donkey

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Speaker 1: man with the hero, did she get the lease I

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Speaker 1: had become Donkey of the day to practice club bitches, Yes,

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Speaker 1: dunkey today for Tuesday, May twenty first National Notorious Big Day,

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Speaker 1: it goes to a group of middle school students in Ohio, Okay.

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Speaker 1: The school is called High's Middle School. It's located in Powell.

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Speaker 1: I think I pronounced that right, Powell. Of course, no

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Speaker 1: names have been released in regards to this situation because

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Speaker 1: these middle school kids are just that kids, all right.

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Speaker 1: And let the record show I was a badass little

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Speaker 1: kid around seven. For eighth grade is when I really

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Speaker 1: started being disruptive. Most of my disruptions came in the

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Speaker 1: form of Franks. I was all about the joke. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to laugh, okay, and I wanted you know, I

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Speaker 1: would get that laugh regardless of who I had to

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Speaker 1: embarrass to get it. Now, my teachers used to be

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Speaker 1: on the receiving end of a lot of this disruptive

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Speaker 1: energy I was giving out. Oh, we used to terrorize teachers.

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you some stories, but you're also

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Speaker 1: sensitive nowadays, you'll might try to get me punished for

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Speaker 1: things I did in seven for the eighth grade. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's why I write books, though, And you can go

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Speaker 1: get my New York Times bestseller Black Privilege to read

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Speaker 1: all about my old wild out days. Now, I will say,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you one. And you know I have seen

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Speaker 1: bodily secretions. You used his props in a prank. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I have a cousin who wants told to teach you.

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Speaker 1: You have something on your nose. The teacher said what,

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Speaker 1: and he said it's right there. And she said where,

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Speaker 1: And he, with suffocation on his finger, proceeded to say,

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Speaker 1: right there, smear a little poop patte under her nose

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Speaker 1: where her mustache would be. Listen. In seventh grade, I

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Speaker 1: thought that was hilarious. At forty, I do think it's disgusting,

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Speaker 1: all right. And I often ask myself what the hell

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Speaker 1: was wrong with us? And I'm bringing that up because

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Speaker 1: when I saw this story this morning in the New

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Speaker 1: York Post, I had to think, in seven for eighth grade,

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Speaker 1: would I have done something like this? The answer for

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Speaker 1: me would be no, would my friends and family, I've

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Speaker 1: done something like this. Well, I just told you what

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Speaker 1: he did with a little dipe for gravy to a teacher,

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Speaker 1: So it's possible. But I want you all to think

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Speaker 1: back to seven for eighth grade. Put yourself in this

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Speaker 1: mindset and ask yourself, would you have done with these

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Speaker 1: kids that Hyatt Middle School in Ohio allegedly did. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to WVN STBs ten for the report. Police a

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Speaker 1: disturbing allegation against middle school students tonight, and investigation is

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Speaker 1: underway into whether they put bodily fluids on food fed

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Speaker 1: to their teachers. The alleged assaults happened Thursday in a

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Speaker 1: global Gourmet class at Hyatt's Middle School. Olin Tangee School

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Speaker 1: says it was during a student cooking competition that students

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Speaker 1: allegedly contaminated food they were serving to teachers who were

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Speaker 1: judging the contest. More specifically, students are alleged to have

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Speaker 1: put urine and or seamen onto creeps fed to teachers.

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Speaker 1: According to information received by the Delaware County Sheriff's Office,

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Speaker 1: a video of some portion of the acts was circulating Thursday.

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Speaker 1: School administrators learned of the alleged act and contacted police tonight.

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Speaker 1: The Sheriff's office is actively investigating, but has not yet

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Speaker 1: filed charges. The charge that could apply is felony assault

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Speaker 1: because it was committed at school and against a teacher.

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Speaker 1: That's right, you heard correctly. These kids put a little

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Speaker 1: two ball throat cream in some crapes. All right. First

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Speaker 1: of all, I wouldn't have done this in middle school

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Speaker 1: because I didn't ejaculate until at least ten crape, all right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have sex and masterbid until high school, so

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have known how to produce that man shot

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Speaker 1: around command if I tried. All right, Number one, kids,

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Speaker 1: if you did this, why would you record it? All right? Nobody?

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Speaker 1: Nobody would have known it was any nut butter in

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Speaker 1: the crapes if you didn't record it. Now, the authorities

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Speaker 1: are working with schools officials and conducting lab tests to

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Speaker 1: see if it was indeed the cream of some young

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Speaker 1: guy in the crapes. All right, now, Okay, I have

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Speaker 1: nothing else to say about this. Donkey of the day, Okay,

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Speaker 1: because Donkey of the day, it is all about giving

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Speaker 1: people the credit they deserve for being stupid, and I

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Speaker 1: think we can all agree. Putting a little penis putting

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Speaker 1: in the teacher's trapes. It's indeed stupid, all right, Please

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Speaker 1: give these kids at the Hyst Middle School the biggest

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Speaker 1: see hall. Also keep in mind the lawyer for one

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Speaker 1: of the students said to use caution before reaching any conclusion,

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Speaker 1: and I agree with that, all right. This could be

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Speaker 1: a misunderstanding or there might be a lotion called caution,

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Speaker 1: and reaching a conclusion is sling for letting off that

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Speaker 1: pecker snot all right, your kids, You guys are disgusting,

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Speaker 1: bro Listen, the kids know how betterf be lucky they're

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Speaker 1: not in Alabama, all right, pool around to go to

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Speaker 1: jail for dumping all those babies down to drink. All right, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you would put your finger in your poop to

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Speaker 1: put it on your teacher, you know? All right? Well, Matt,

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Speaker 1: you should spit on a toilet paper and wipe your button.

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Speaker 1: And according to doctors, those crapes are perfectly fine because

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Speaker 1: the bacteria the back hair from cooking the crapes, the

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Speaker 1: heat kills all the seams from the back hair in

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Speaker 1: the seam. According to doctor os