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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is girlfriend fiance inside chick. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: a little later, but right now the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got nev where?

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Speaker 1: You know? It's time to do a little exercise, and

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's a wonderful time to do some

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Speaker 1: naked yoga. What's y'all? What time yoga? Y'all? Don't feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm taking out afraid so I'm the only one

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Speaker 1: in the naked yoga? Yeah, okay, you know y'all killed me. Okay, come, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're the only one. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: Uh is it Gordon? How are you doing? My name

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Speaker 1: is Let me let me turn down the TVD you

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Speaker 1: call them about the apartment? Yes, yes, I was trying

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Speaker 1: I got a newspaper, but I didn't know if this

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Speaker 1: is still available or one. No, no, no still for rent.

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Speaker 1: Um let me be straight with you. Um. Uh you know,

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Speaker 1: no pets and uh no no smoking of any kind no, no,

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Speaker 1: I understand. Okay, if you understanding the listing, here's like

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Speaker 1: eight on fifty fifty you got a parking spot, Um

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Speaker 1: your private bathroom with a shower and uh a fifty

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna the first last month and uh really, um

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Speaker 1: what's your name? My name is Darnel, don't know? Okay

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Speaker 1: first um so yeah, um first last month and uh

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Speaker 1: so security number. I can do a background check. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this. If you guys got

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Speaker 1: like a back backyard area I teach classes in the

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Speaker 1: mornings that I don't want to know if you have that,

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Speaker 1: that that's pretty much what kind of locked me in.

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Speaker 1: If you got If you guys got a backyard, I

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Speaker 1: can use, we got a backyard, what do you teach?

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Speaker 1: I teach yoka joking the mornings from from six to eight.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully I won't be a problem. You're making make money

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Speaker 1: doing yoga, yes, sir, I definitely do. I make enough

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Speaker 1: definitely to cover the red that's for sure. Shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: a problem. I know I know a little bit about yoga.

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Speaker 1: That's that. I mean, really, if it's y'all, you know

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Speaker 1: you're not making no noise at yoga. That's that's not

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Speaker 1: a problem. A good deal. Well, how quick can I

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Speaker 1: actually get moved in? Man, I'm trying to get stuffing.

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Speaker 1: I just moved in from the from the East Coast.

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Speaker 1: I jumped on my yoga pretty quick and it got

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Speaker 1: quite a bit of clientele built up. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just just ready to get started. Get moved in, man.

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Speaker 1: Something something that I can actually call home, you know.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well you know we're looking at rent, rent

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Speaker 1: it out pretty quick, um, you know, because we want

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Speaker 1: to try and get it filled as soon as possible.

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Speaker 1: Because if you said, we are you are you? You

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Speaker 1: got a roommate, You're you're just it would be me

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Speaker 1: and my wife and uh we it's a three bedroom home.

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Speaker 1: You would have the room in the back with the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and uh like a fifty do a credit check,

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Speaker 1: you know, we meet, Um, I can do the background

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Speaker 1: check and uh no, no, what what what? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What necessarily need to do that for? Well, you gotta

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Speaker 1: know who you're into, and you want to know what

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Speaker 1: the credit they got, so if they can afford the

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Speaker 1: rent or not. You know, I got I got real

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Speaker 1: good credit. Man, My credit is fine. I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: actually on my credit scores. Oh damn. All right, when

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Speaker 1: you get here is how you feel that application. But

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Speaker 1: I can do I can do a background checking. You right,

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Speaker 1: not give me a subsecurity number, Okay, but let me

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Speaker 1: let me go ahead and just do this man on

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Speaker 1: that background check because you know that what I want

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Speaker 1: to say about that is this. It might be something

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Speaker 1: You know, I was actually teaching uh, naked yoga. You

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, naked yok Uh. You know you

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Speaker 1: may see something on there about me being a nipphole

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Speaker 1: naked yoga yo. See that's what that's the kind of

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. And everybody yoga here? What

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Speaker 1: you what what what other glitz you got? You said,

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Speaker 1: there's some glitches, Michael, Well, what is it glitz you've got?

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Speaker 1: Well you might see that I'm a nip fomania. But see,

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Speaker 1: but I took some took for what I took count

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Speaker 1: him for that though, what do you need to take

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Speaker 1: some counseling over somewhere else? You ain't taking no counseling

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Speaker 1: and doing no neked yoga in my backyard. All that's

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Speaker 1: just scratch that one off your list and just move

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Speaker 1: on to the next one, because ain't know neked yoga

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Speaker 1: is going down back here with no maniac. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what else y'all might be doing. I don't know what,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who does all. It's just it's just

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Speaker 1: it's just a serene moment, man, where you find yourself.

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Speaker 1: That's all this really is about. Were you better find

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Speaker 1: yourself somewhere else? That's what I know you ain't doing

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Speaker 1: no neck y'all get my backyard. I'm surprised you even

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Speaker 1: cass somebody with that. Man, I'm gonna come over that

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Speaker 1: I want to set up shop right here in my backyard.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you talking about you got some

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Speaker 1: your How do you know that this isn't something that

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Speaker 1: I don't even missing my wife's name. Man, you don't

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Speaker 1: know me, don't know you know my wife. Take up

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Speaker 1: your listen, you come out there. You don't have another glitch.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming out of what darnel, You're just stand room

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna show it to me. Thanks showing you.

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Speaker 1: You come come out of here. I'm gonna show you

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Speaker 1: something else. My factor. I am aim A recovered them

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Speaker 1: from maniac. I'm recovered to have a covered nipple. Minia.

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Speaker 1: You're about to get your buying maniact. I'm the maniact.

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Speaker 1: Please believe Darna gonna come over that right now over here.

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Speaker 1: When they come over that now, man, so we could

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Speaker 1: say the fifth I ain't having that. Do not come

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Speaker 1: over that, Pa, you could just matter like, man, look this.

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Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want somewhere else, but this

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Speaker 1: right here, this ain't the place for you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you that right now, Darnell. To your wife, Man,

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Speaker 1: Please let me talk to your wife. Do not even

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Speaker 1: try me, Darnel. Ain't that kind of dude. Member, you're

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Speaker 1: about to bring this out of me. Do not bring

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Speaker 1: this over here, Darnel. So so as far as your wife, man,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna come out here and catch your cage. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Can I can I say one more thing to you?

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Speaker 1: You can't say darknew because this is this conversation is

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Speaker 1: over man, Okay, how about that? Hey? Man? Can I

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Speaker 1: say one more thing? Man? What you got to say? Man?

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Speaker 1: What this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby More

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Speaker 1: want to show you just got pranked by your brother. Oh,

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Speaker 1: keep the out of here, man. This is nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Who who told you to do this to me? Man?

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Speaker 1: Your brother, my brother. Oh, I'm gonna get this oh,

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Speaker 1: my god, man, my heart is all beating off. Fast

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Speaker 1: man out of here. Man, Man, oh, all right, man, Man,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna whoop your butt naked if you came

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Speaker 1: around here. Man, you just don't know. Man, I'm so

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Speaker 1: glad it's a joke. You have no idea. I'm so

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Speaker 1: glad it's a joke. Man. Man, any linny and you're out.

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Speaker 1: You ain't doing no button nicket yoga overhere in my

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Speaker 1: backyard yard. This is a serenity thing. You find yourself.

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Speaker 1: Let me talk to your wife. That's when you kept

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Speaker 1: saying it, though he just ain't. That's the left side working,

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Speaker 1: doing y'all stay on the right, use your left side.

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Speaker 1: I would be using my left side of the rain.

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Speaker 1: In Orlando, Florida, Memorial Day weekend eight but fifty tickets left?

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Speaker 1: Who shows Friday? Three on Saturday? That's it? Not adding

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Speaker 1: no shows? My wife said, gotta help my butt back

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Speaker 1: home by Sunday. Get the last fifty can be done. Orlando, Florida. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't have to be to work on Monday because

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Speaker 1: on Monday, Steve, you do's regret that can't still be

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Speaker 1: a regret, never stop. It's still a regret him. That's

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Speaker 1: what he said, said to you this way, a regretful

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Speaker 1: last it. Thank you, Thank you, nephew. All right, coming

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Speaker 1: up next Strawberry letters, subject girlfriend, fiance and side chick.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.