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Speaker 1: Did Jubile show on demand, just in case you thought

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Speaker 1: you couldn't find another way to label criminals as really stupid. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm pausing because I'm yeah, I'm like editing in my

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Speaker 1: head because I don't want it, and then I'm reading

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Speaker 1: this headline and it's just so ridiculous to me. There's

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Speaker 1: a parody website called rent a Hitman dot Com and

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Speaker 1: pretty much anybody listening to this right now heard rent

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Speaker 1: a Hitman dot Com and you're like, Nope, not gonna

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Speaker 1: sign up for that, yeah, because that's probably not how

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Speaker 1: you actually hire a hit man. It started in two

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Speaker 1: thousand and five, but since it started, emails started coming

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Speaker 1: in from people who thought it was real, and it's

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Speaker 1: helped arrest more than thirty people over the years. And

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Speaker 1: here's the newest dumb criminal that phar fell for it.

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Speaker 1: Last week, the FBI arrested a twenty one year old

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Speaker 1: guy in Tennessee named Josiah Garcia after he got in

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Speaker 1: touch to see if rent a Hitman was hiring. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he actually submitted his resume and asked about obtaining employment

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Speaker 1: as a hitman to Rent a Hitman dot com.

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Speaker 2: Did you just literally go to rent a Hitman dot

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Speaker 2: com I did. I sit next to producer Brad and

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Speaker 2: I'm looking over at his computer.

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Speaker 1: You don't sign up bread, No, you get Calm a

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Speaker 1: black belt and they have seventeen thousand other field operatives

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Speaker 1: in the United States. I could join.

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Right, How do you go to the website rente Hitman

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Speaker 1: dot com and actually think that it's a real thing.

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Speaker 1: That's like they did this thing in La a long

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Speaker 1: time ago where they did gun exchange for tattoo removal

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Speaker 1: to catch gang members, right that had committed murders and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. So they would go, we'll remove your

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Speaker 1: gang tattoos, right, and then you bring your firearm, you

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Speaker 1: exchange it and we'll remove your gang tattoos. But they

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Speaker 1: keep a list of all the tattoos. So the dudes

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Speaker 1: would show up to get their tatto, they're getting tattoos

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Speaker 1: removed and turning their firearm and their gun would have

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Speaker 1: a body on it and the tattoo would be like

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Speaker 1: from a witness that saw them, and they'd all be

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Speaker 1: getting arrested. Yeah, so cop sketching like that all the time,

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Speaker 1: but it's getting a lot easier with the internet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: What is one of the dumbest ways you ever got caught?

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Speaker 1: Calls up eighty eight three four to three one o

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Speaker 1: six one. Got caught doing anything?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Have you been that dumb to go to Rene hitman

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Speaker 1: dot com and actually submit your resume for a job

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Speaker 1: as a hitman? Calls up eighty eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one. Text in four one six one.

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Speaker 3: I guess.

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Speaker 1: This guy said that he was looking for a job

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Speaker 1: that paid well and he had military experience so it

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Speaker 1: could come in handy, and he added quote, what I

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Speaker 1: can say is I enjoy doing what I do, so

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Speaker 1: if I can find a job that's similar to it,

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Speaker 1: such as this one, put me in coach. I mean

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Speaker 1: you was giving his all for the interview process to

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Speaker 1: become a hit man moment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I never got caught trying to be a hit man,

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Speaker 2: but I did get caught stalking someone on social So

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Speaker 2: there was this There was this dude that I was

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Speaker 2: who he was and she didn't like the situation. So

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Speaker 2: she's like, I'm blocking him, so from my phone she

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Speaker 2: I went back in and refollowed him, and thinking he

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Speaker 2: a message and is like question mark. He's like, oh, whoopsies,

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Speaker 2: it must have been the internet. I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: See, that's the thing you can always tell when someone

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Speaker 1: blocks you and unblocks you, based on that right when

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Speaker 1: you pay attention, you can see that they're you can't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I felt really stupid and I had

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Speaker 1: Calls up eighty eight three four three one six one,

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Speaker 1: dumbest way you got caught doing something? We're asking the

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Speaker 1: question because the website rentehitman dot com has been operating

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Speaker 1: but since then, over thirty people have been arrested trying

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Speaker 4: A hit Victoria.

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Speaker 1: What's one of the dumbest ways.

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Speaker 3: You got caught doing something, Well, I feel like the

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Speaker 3: dumbest way I've ever got caught doing something was just

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Speaker 3: telling all myself. Like when I was in high school,

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Speaker 3: I went to this party that was kind of like underground,

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Speaker 3: and I went twice. The second time though, I came

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Speaker 3: back and I asked my mom if I could go.

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Speaker 3: The first time, I lied to my mom about it.

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Speaker 3: So the second time when I got home, she's.

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Speaker 1: Like, how was it?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: She was so much fun. It was way better than

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Speaker 3: the first time. She's like, the first time, huh. I

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Speaker 3: like that just happened, didn't it.

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Speaker 1: She was hu the first time in my head that

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about, like if I went the first.

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Speaker 3: Time, though, yeah, I tried backtracking and be like, oh no,

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Speaker 3: that was just a She's like, Victoria, just stop, just go.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 4: That reminds me of the time that Victoria was working

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Speaker 4: remotely and took a four hour lunch and didn't do

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Speaker 4: the math. When she was telling me when some of

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Speaker 4: the work was done, she's like, well, yeah, I started

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Speaker 4: it this time, and you know, and then I went

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Speaker 4: I was like, Victoria, that's a four hour lunch. You're

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Speaker 4: no longer allowed to work remote.

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Speaker 2: I was eating.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot to eat in that lunch.

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Speaker 2: That's so bad.

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Speaker 1: Calls up eighty eight three four three one to six

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Speaker 1: one text in four one a six one. Someone texted

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Speaker 1: in said, when I was in junior high, my best

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Speaker 1: friend and I snuck out of her house and went

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Speaker 1: to Denny's. Apparently her parents' friends were there. And told Hannah,

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Speaker 1: that's the worst place to go if you're a kid

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Speaker 1: sneaking out, like you know, your parents' friends are going

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Speaker 1: to be there at some point. They're gonna be getting

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Speaker 1: the moons over Miami. I mean that's where all the

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Speaker 1: old people go, right, They're going to be there.

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Speaker 4: I miss moons.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting there getting the moon's over Miami, and I

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Speaker 1: look over and I'm like, wait a second. Those are

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Speaker 1: Janet's kids and they should not be out of this

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Speaker 1: time of night. I'm calling your parents.

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Speaker 5: Joe's time for what's trended with Nina on the Jewebil Show,

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Speaker 5: giving you the hottest school from around the neighborhood, anyhood, anywhere,

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Speaker 5: whatever's going on in the world.

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Speaker 4: Nina's got what's trended.

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Speaker 5: It's just about can give it to you right.

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Speaker 1: Now on the Jewel Show. So it's with Nina.

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Speaker 2: I think that's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: It's trending. Na.

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Speaker 2: We're coming off of Coach weekend and what happens there

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Speaker 2: does not always stay there. Did you see the video

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Speaker 2: of Sewn Mendes and Camilla Cabello reunited making out in

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Speaker 2: the middle of like people. Yes, Okay, before I tell

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Speaker 2: you the details, I want to ask you this question,

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Speaker 2: all of you, wherever you're at, just think about this.

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Speaker 2: If you are in a room alone with your ex,

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Speaker 2: would you hook up with them? Now that does This

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Speaker 2: doesn't mean you're getting back together. It doesn't mean anything

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Speaker 2: other than if you are in a room alone with

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Speaker 2: your ex, would you just and nobody would know, nobody.

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Speaker 2: You're taking this very seriously. You don't have to answer.

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Speaker 2: I just want you to think about it for yourself,

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Speaker 2: because maybe it'll help you understand their situation a little

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Speaker 2: bit more so. They used to be together, they were together,

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Speaker 2: they broke up. Shawn Mendes was very publicly broken hearted. Allegedly,

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Speaker 2: Camilla had been seeing somebody else and now they're drunk

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Speaker 2: at Coachella and they just now at each other and

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Speaker 2: just you know, all over the place, like it just

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Speaker 2: it feels good to watch because you know, you're just

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Speaker 2: like I wanted this for them.

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Speaker 4: Right out there in the Who Cares Well.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I saw the headline that like, at some point

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Speaker 1: she was grinding on him and he pushed her away

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Speaker 1: when people were taking pictures like get away, don't do that.

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Speaker 2: I think they were being playful. I saw that too,

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Speaker 2: And that source also said that after they made out,

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Speaker 2: he walked away from her. I don't know what's true.

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Speaker 2: All I know is what I saw, and that was

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Speaker 2: the kissing part.

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Speaker 1: Nina. If you were in a room with your exelon,

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Speaker 1: would you yes. Mine's a hard no. Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I hate that person and I still say, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: know so bad. It's time for the Jubile cash code.

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Speaker 2: Your chance in a thousand bucks right now, Nina. What's

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Speaker 2: the cash goat? It's grand and g R A n D.

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Speaker 2: Use that word right now.

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Speaker 4: Put it in.

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Speaker 2: It hits one O six one Seattle dot com and

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Speaker 2: you can win a thousand dollars cash.

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Speaker 1: Good luck, all right, put that in right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: still laughing and I hate that person, but yes, the

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Speaker 1: Jubile Show on demand