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Speaker 1: Hey guys, I'm back to running my damn mouth up

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Speaker 1: top here, or at least just for today, because I

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Speaker 1: implore everyone to put on deodorant and not the natural stuff.

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Speaker 1: It don't work. I don't know how to tell you

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Speaker 1: your natural deodorant it don't work. And I know you

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Speaker 1: think it works, and I know you think you found

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Speaker 1: the one that works and this one really works. But

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Speaker 1: I promise you with every fiber of my being, it's

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Speaker 1: not working. And no one has the heart to tell you,

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Speaker 1: Like I know people whom I love who think their

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Speaker 1: natural deodorant is the one. This one's really good, though. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I found the one you didn't. It doesn't work. So please,

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Speaker 1: I'm begging all of you.

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Speaker 2: Get a little aluminum, a little aluminum in.

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Speaker 1: Your pits and stop the stink. Stop help stop the stink.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. For real, it doesn't work,

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Speaker 1: the natural deodorant. I love the idea, I love the concept.

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Speaker 1: I love everything going natural. I love organic. I ut

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Speaker 1: organic food. When I'm able to, what a privilege and

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Speaker 1: a gift. Your deodorant, Your natural deodorant doesn't work. You

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Speaker 1: didn't find the one. I love you, you didn't find

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Speaker 1: the one. No one else feels like they can tell you.

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Speaker 1: They are smelling it, they're smelling you, and they don't

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Speaker 1: feel like they can say something, because what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna say. Hey, we're not that close. We work together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gabbing about the tea, the office tee. But by

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Speaker 1: the way, your natural deodorant doesn't work, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like people can't smell themselves. So I just want to say,

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Speaker 1: on behalf of everyone everywhere, your natural deodorant isn't working.

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Speaker 1: And if someone sends you this clip, it's because they

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Speaker 1: love you, and also because your natural deodorant isn't working.

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Speaker 1: I said it come for me. It's fine, but it's true.

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Speaker 1: This is top of mind for me because I left.

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Speaker 1: It's a warm day today in New York, and I

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Speaker 1: left my apartment and I was like, I remember looking

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Speaker 1: Then I was spiraling. I've been crashing out about this

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Speaker 1: office here if I stink. No one wants to tell me.

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Speaker 1: But point is, if you don't have deodorant by the

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Speaker 1: way Life Hack hand sanitizer will do the trick and

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Speaker 1: hold you over for the time being. Okay, if you

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Speaker 1: forget your Dealneran, it's getting hot. Be good to your neighbors.

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Speaker 1: Get real deodorant, don't be musty. Stop the stink. I

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Speaker 1: believe in you. I'm about to have a very fun

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Speaker 1: conversation with a beautiful soul, and I can't wait for

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Speaker 1: you to listen. By the way in the comments, tell

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Speaker 1: me your favorite deodorant brand and it better not be natural.

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Speaker 1: Love you all right, listen to this. Feels good to

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Speaker 1: get that off my chest. Actually, wait, bring us back.

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Speaker 1: I have more to say. Sorry, I wasn't ready. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't ready. We love aluminum around here for real. I'm

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Speaker 1: going no less than nineteen percent aluminum. If you tell

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Speaker 1: me it's making me sick, probably, but other things are

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Speaker 1: as well. Everything's making us a little sick. I think

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Speaker 1: this one's worth it. Give me that nineteen percent aluminum.

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Speaker 1: I just went to CBS. I looked at every back

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Speaker 1: I maybe didn't put on today, and I said, how

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Speaker 1: much percentage twelve? Put it down? Doesn't work? Was this thirteen,

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Speaker 1: throw it away nineteen percent or more. Okay, that's the

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Speaker 1: guidelines this summer. Let's smell good together. Okay, this conversation

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Speaker 1: because I've said everything I need to say about deodorant.

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Speaker 2: But stay and listen.

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Speaker 1: You know people could inherit a big dick from their dad. Supposedly,

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Speaker 2: my mom. Ask your MoMA she got type pussy? We

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Speaker 2: call my Nigerian mother? Yes, can you say it in Nigeria?

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Speaker 2: They would understand? Okay, yes, and how you say I'm good, bitch,

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Speaker 2: to that village. Have you seen I have seen it,

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Speaker 2: but it's been years. My mom loves that show. Any

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Speaker 2: First of all, let's go back, let's go back. Let's

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Speaker 2: Respect for you? Oh okay, thank you? Oh? Is that

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Speaker 2: knew what confounding meant, but I don't read what you read.

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Speaker 2: You have, you have, You're just a different You're in

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Speaker 2: use words like confounding. So I'm just I'm here. You

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Speaker 2: know what. No, you're great because you look beautiful. First

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Speaker 2: of all, this blazer doesn't butt, and it never did.

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Speaker 2: But you don't even have to snitch on yourself. I

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Speaker 2: just want to let you. I just want to you

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Speaker 2: to say me say before you should. But are you

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Speaker 2: how are you with compliments? Oh? No, stop looking through

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Speaker 2: my soul, bitch. You don't do well with compliments. Do

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Speaker 2: you you know what it is? Sometimes? Sometimes when do

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Speaker 2: you do well? When do not do well? When I

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Speaker 2: believe it? And how often are we believing it? Michelle?

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Speaker 2: It really depends right now in this era. Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be forty nine soon. It's wow, Yes, it's

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Speaker 2: I believe that. Okay. So it's like eighty percent of

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Speaker 2: the time. Oh, okay, because I know yes, you know,

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Speaker 2: I want you to know when I said the blazer

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Speaker 2: was giving, Oh, I really meant it, okay, and I

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Speaker 2: want you to believe it, and then you say thank you.

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Speaker 2: But we're gonna introduce you, oh shit, the whole show.

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Speaker 2: I tease the name to begin with, and also for

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Speaker 2: the viewers, they can see who the fuck it is? Okay.

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Speaker 1: My next guest is an actress, writer, and comedian who

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Speaker 1: you can see in the new season of Survival of

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Speaker 1: the Thickest July second on Netflix. It's Michelle Butell, Hello,

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Speaker 1: let's act like we weren't just we didn't start with

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Speaker 1: pussy and now it's like, Hi, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you know, Michelle, who or what

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Speaker 2: do you want to say? Thanks to Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 2: I would love to say that to my kids first

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Speaker 2: grade teachers. Oh good you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 2: it's either that or the lady that waxes my puss.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, she doesn't know. You're still getting a wax.

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Speaker 2: I am, what are you doing? Laser laser hair removal, laser,

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Speaker 2: have a microwave. I have a microwave. I don't always

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Speaker 2: a box with waves. But you should take it out

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Speaker 2: of what like, don't contain the plastic they say, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to get little microplastics in my system. Yeah whatever, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hold you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I am sometimes using the plastic container. Okay, But I

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Speaker 2: Waxes your pussy. Okay, let's do it. Or your kid's

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Speaker 2: first grade teacher, same person, stop it. Imagine like you know,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, I really because when I see them

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Speaker 2: And I don't know what they do when they go home.

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Speaker 2: And I'm not going to judge them because now like

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Speaker 2: They're fine by it. Yes, yes, because that's a lot.

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Speaker 2: And they're shaping these young minds. They're not just babysitting them.

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Speaker 2: They're trying to teach them stuff besides manners, which and

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Speaker 2: it's amazing my kids know how to read. That's not

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Speaker 2: usually I have nothing to do with it. I don't

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Speaker 2: never I don't think I appreciate any teachers when I

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Speaker 2: it's true.

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Speaker 1: But I also think that growing up you don't have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because about appreciation, Yes, the reason I see your face,

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Speaker 2: all I hear is cook my meat? How do I

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Speaker 2: How do I feel about that? Honor? It's good because

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Speaker 2: I can't say. I mean, I say, to everybody else's face,

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Speaker 2: cook my meat. Well, you've done it? Now, cooked my meat?

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Speaker 2: You better.

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Speaker 1: I used to order steaks well done, but that's not

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Speaker 1: this isn't about me today, Michelle, this is gonna be

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Speaker 1: about you. You have twins. If I'm not mistaken, I do.

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Speaker 1: Do you like that I remember that about you?

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Speaker 2: Or is it weird? No? My titties are cute. I'm

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Speaker 2: just kidding. You're talking about you like that. I seen

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Speaker 2: them days and I remember those. Yes, I do. The

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Speaker 2: just I'm glad to have big titties because I feel

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Speaker 2: like if I was ever the Titanic, I don't need

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Speaker 2: that door. Move on, use your old whistles.

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Speaker 1: So you have two sets of twins, the kids and

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Speaker 1: the titties. It's a real no was aw, don't be sorry.

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Speaker 1: She's crying because this is a very emotional podcast.

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Speaker 2: She's crying. Did they ever clean this? Clean? What this

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Speaker 2: room in here? You think it's dusty a little bit? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: cam up my nose like a little spice. You know that.

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Speaker 1: I love zikim really okay, But I used to do

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Speaker 1: the swabs that you there's swabs. You break a stick

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Speaker 1: doing that, before COVID tests, sticking.

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Speaker 2: My own swap.

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Speaker 1: But then zi cam has been unfortunately recalled twice in

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Speaker 2: with you, damn. I think so. And I think they're

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Speaker 2: your service, thoughts and prayers. And also shout out to

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00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 2: the Audi belly button community. I had a Audi and

426
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,479
Speaker 2: now you don't. My shit went any Can you believe

427
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: how you did that?

428
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: It just happened one day. I said, where did it go?

429
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: It was out and then it was in.

430
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,199
Speaker 2: Look at that? Can you believe that? Guys, whatever you

431
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 2: want in your life, I want that for you. Manifestation.

432
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: I didn't try for any It just went down one

433
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: dan and I was like, oh my gosh, my belly

434
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Speaker 1: button is inside.

435
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: Wow, belly is crazy. You really lived two different lives

436
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 2: I have.

437
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Speaker 1: And I want to just take a moment as well

438
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Speaker 1: to thank the side tooth missing community as well. Yes,

439
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: and say that I stand with you also because I

440
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: maybe it seemed like I don't stand with you.

441
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 2: Yes, No, I stand with you too, and I sit

442
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 2: with you and I can't colt with you.

443
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm gonna do tree pose with you.

444
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: Fucking oh wow, I'm.

445
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 2: Gonna do a tree post too in the sun salutation.

446
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 2: You know, it's hard, especially when like health care is

447
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 2: a luxury and dental isn't even included in healthcare. It's like,

448
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: you know what it's like it Why is it considered

449
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,119
Speaker 2: cosmetic when you can't even get a job if you

450
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 2: don't have like a certain amount of teeth. What I mean?

451
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Speaker 1: Well, and honest to god, I just didn't know. I

452
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 1: have asked, not trying to be me. I just didn't

453
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,199
Speaker 1: know why they were falling out. I didn't know.

454
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Speaker 2: But I think you got to get a dentist.

455
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Speaker 1: You're gonna get a dentist on the podcast next, Yes,

456
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: any dentists.

457
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: Aren't you a dentist? You can talk? It's fine. Okay.

458
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Speaker 2: Are you Australian?

459
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: Are you Australian English? Okay? Well what happened with the

460
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: side tooth? What's the story?

461
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 2: It broke? Okay? Well it breaks sometimes it That's what

462
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: I was trying to tell you that sometimes it breaks

463
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: the side sometimes it breaks. So moving moving on this

464
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 2: one and four and he was the one of the

465
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Speaker 2: four one. Is that a real statistic? I don't know.

466
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: That's that's the statistic they use on gum commercials with

467
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: dentists one in four adults one and four dentists approved.

468
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:49,239
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Michelle, Yes, you are going into is it the

469
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 1: third third season season shooting of Survival of the Thickeness?

470
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 2: How okay?

471
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: Beyond candling, you know, conflict and being the star of

472
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Speaker 1: a show, with by the way, congratulate fucking relations, Thank

473
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: you so much. Not a small thing, especially in this

474
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:10,479
Speaker 1: climate of the industry. Yes, what what is it like

475
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 1: being a leader on set?

476
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: Beyond so fun? Is it so fun? You know? When

477
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 2: people say words like natural born leader, it's just you know,

478
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 2: and it isn't even like leader and like do what

479
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 2: I say? It's like I want to bring out the

480
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 2: best in everybody, and I'm like, let's go fly, you know,

481
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: like like every Cyndi Lauper music video in the eighties

482
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: where she's like, come on girls and like everyone follows

483
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: her down the cobblestone streets. They're like, a that's what

484
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 2: it feels like. I'm like everybody being a best sell

485
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? And I don't do cocaine anymore.

486
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 2: I do want Okay, So but what was it like? Sorry,

487
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 2: because I was great, what's that thing that you take

488
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: to make your brain? What's the medicine that you would

489
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 2: take to all?

490
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: It's adderall yes, illegal, adderall yes, it is illegal?

491
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 2: Right, yes, okay, okay, Well I wasn't trying to send

492
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: you to me and a police. I was standing right

493
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 2: outside the studio here. We've got a dentist. I love

494
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: that ice. Yeah, and so it's like aderall just it

495
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 2: programs your brain in a way where you can focus,

496
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 2: oh wow, yeah, and then be up and then be friendly.

497
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 2: If you have social anxiety, you're chatty. You know, it's

498
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 2: not a good look because it makes you like grind

499
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 2: your teeth. But like, you know, it's been so long,

500
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: like it's been I'm not even like it's just been

501
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: so long. It's been a very long time. But you know,

502
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 2: I think at a certain point, you do look like

503
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: that scene from Wolf of Wall Street. Everyone's a mass,

504
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 2: just like a Dolly painting. Is that the name of

505
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: the artist the I was about to say the Dolly,

506
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: I don't know, the melting the melting whatever, potato Picasso,

507
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 2: okay exactly. But yeah, Season three was especially special because

508
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: we knew it was going to be the final season.

509
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: Netflix was able to give us that gift of letting

510
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: us know, hey, you can come back, however, this is

511
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: where it ends, so go off. And we were like,

512
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 2: thank you, because a lot of times, you know, you

513
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,479
Speaker 2: create out of a space of anxiety, you know, hoping

514
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 2: that you can get another season and hope and if

515
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: you just do this or if you just book that person,

516
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 2: you just write the storyline or get that set or

517
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 2: whatever it is. And it was so liberating just to say,

518
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 2: what a beautiful personal trilogy. This is how we end,

519
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 2: and an ending is always a beginning, and so that's

520
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: what this was. And it was really fucking great. Specially

521
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Yeah it's and a lot of people

522
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: don't even know it's a book. Like I wrote the

523
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 2: book first. Okay, I didn't know it was a book. Yeah, Survival.

524
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: The thing is, I wrote a book. It came out

525
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 2: like December eighth, twenty twenties, so we were like right

526
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: in covid H. There was no book tour, there was

527
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 2: no best sellers list. You know. I was really just

528
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: making videos from like my bathroom or something, just saying

529
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 2: I have a book, and everyone's like, why is this

530
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: bitch so crazy? And it was like, you know, and

531
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 2: even my special Welcome to Utopia came out in September

532
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 2: of twenty twenty, and so I remember it came out

533
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 2: the night that the first debate between I believe it

534
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 2: was Hillary and no, it was Biden and Trump. And

535
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm going against you know, capitalism, and

536
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 2: you know, disease and viruses and politics, and it's really

537
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 2: hard making art when there's so much shit in the world.

538
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 2: You know, like at one point I want to be

539
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: posting about my shows, but someone has just been kidnapped

540
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 2: or killed, and it's just like, hey, guys, do you

541
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 2: feel like but like we do, like we do need

542
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: to laugh, we do need the joy. And so you know,

543
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: I don't take for granted that this is a beautiful

544
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: space platform, an international platform to really lean in and

545
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: carry out my mission statement where it's just I've always said,

546
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 2: it's not us that needs to catch up to the world,

547
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: is the world that needs to catch up to us.

548
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: So that's why I will always include every fat, black, brown,

549
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: queer person, because you know, we need to see ourselves

550
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 2: have a fucking happy ending. You know, it can't just

551
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 2: be this pain porn where it's just like, oh do

552
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: they find her body? It's just like, no, we we

553
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: deserve love, We deserve and I always say to get

554
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: dick down and to have like fun sex scenes. And

555
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: you know, everything isn't everything isn't meant to be traumatic,

556
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, life is gonna fucking life. But

557
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 2: you know, if I have this page space. I want

558
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: to bring joy to people and fucking laugh you know

559
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like cook Mommy, like cook mommy, you

560
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like it's just you know, like

561
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: living red and free in someone's head is like the best.

562
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: It's like the ultimate compliment for comedy. Yeah. I have

563
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: to agree, it have to.

564
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: It's always it's amazing to see how much your comedy

565
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: impacts and resonates with people. And I have to ask,

566
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: is your mission statement that it's not us that needs

567
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: to catch up to the world, but the world that

568
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: needs to catch up to us? Is that the mission statement? Yes,

569
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: that is a mission statement. Yeah, that's a great mission state.

570
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: You have a lot of mantras. Yeah, I'm the only

571
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: child you are? Yeah, oh boy, you don't seem like

572
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: it to me. That's what people say. It don't seem

573
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: like it. Thank you, No shay to the only children child.

574
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: What are some of your other mantras? Don't tell yourself

575
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 2: no before the people tell you no. The minute you

576
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 2: tell yourself no, it's over. I like to say, don't

577
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 2: be your own no. So same vibe.

578
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, and I need to remember that one. Okay, yes,

579
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: but I can't remember that's okay, that's plenty of mantras.

580
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: If you guys want more mantres. I don't want to

581
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: hear from you, They're gonna hear about you. So I

582
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 2: use that in dating, can you, and then I applied

583
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: it to industry. I need you to elaborate on that

584
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: one for me. Please, if they don't want to hear

585
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 2: from you, let them hear about you. They're no, doesn't

586
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: mean that that's not going to hinder your yes right,

587
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 2: And so for me, I'm just like, if people don't

588
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 2: understand you, then they're like, you are not there for

589
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: them to get. Be so amazing and so powerful and

590
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: so dynamic that one day they're gonna look at your

591
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: shit and be like, oh now I see it. But

592
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: in that moment, don't drag yourself down with the I

593
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,959
Speaker 2: need to explain myself to you. You know. I had

594
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: a friend tell me, go where you're celebrated, not tolerated,

595
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 2: because I was trying to find my way and stand

596
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: up because I had a foot in every door, and

597
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't feel welcome anywhere except for the stage.

598
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 2: But all the bullshit trying to get to this stage

599
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 2: really bums me out and so you know, perspective is

600
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: a survival technique. And once I realize this is the

601
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 2: hard stuff you have to do to get to the

602
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 2: good stuff, then it's okay, do the hard stuff. And

603
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: now it's just easier because I know it's gonna be

604
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 2: some bullshit. But get me on that stage, you know

605
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 2: what I mean, get me on that motherfucking stage. And

606
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: so yeah, and also for any comedian who's like really

607
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: trying to figure out how to get themselves to the

608
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: next level whatever that means, like you are the level.

609
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 2: So write some shit. Don't say I want to go

610
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: second or third on it. Go anywhere on a lineup

611
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 2: and be so undeniable and so hard to follow, and

612
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: shit will happen for you, I promise. Yeah, you know,

613
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 2: you don't even need all your sad teeth.

614
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: You don't and you could be an only child, you know.

615
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: Let Michelle is what happened to the real one? That's

616
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: such a good follow up. No one ever asks that.

617
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask, what did you do end up here

618
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 2: in prison? I've been into a bagel one night and

619
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 2: it just like came out. But yes, in college, I didn't,

620
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: I didn't. I drank a lot I brushed my teeth,

621
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: but I didn't. I didn't realize that, Like, there was

622
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 2: a lot of sugar and drinks and I got a cavity,

623
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: and then I didn't know I was supposed to like

624
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: cap it and do all this other follow up, and

625
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: so years later it just came out. I actually wrote

626
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: a chapter about it called Tooth Be Told. Now available,

627
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: I don't know, probably on Amazon what Sorry, also my website.

628
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 2: Go to the website. Go to the website. Yeah, it's

629
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 2: a dot org because dot com got stolen. Did you know?

630
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 2: It expires and you got to read up otherwise people

631
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: will buy it?

632
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: No, Okay, come on, get the posh. I didn't know that,

633
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: but now we know, and knowing is simply half the battle. Okay,

634
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: you remember that one. I remember that one.

635
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 2: I love it. Okay, there were never any tracks. There

636
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 2: were never any What's that? Because I was thinking, like,

637
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: we're off the tracks, but there never were any trucks.

638
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: I guess I want to ask more about that. Sure,

639
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: but I'm really fascinated by Toothbear. Yeah, your tooths fell

640
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: out eating a bagel. Yeah, it must have been really hard.

641
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: It was. I was working the overnight shift at NBC

642
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: I used to be a news editor at thirty Rock,

643
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: and I thought, Wow, that's a really hard bagel. That's wild.

644
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 2: And then I saw my tooth in the bagel and

645
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 2: I was like what. And it was like two in

646
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 2: the morning. I called my dad and I was like,

647
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 2: what do I do? When He's like, you have to

648
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: go to the dentist? I was like, God, you're so smart?

649
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 2: Are you Daddy's girl? Yes? Still am you? Still are? Yeah? Okay,

650
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 2: he's eighty six, he's got demension now, he doesn't know

651
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: who I am, but he's so happy to see me.

652
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 2: Oh still, that's cool. How Yeah? What is your process

653
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 2: of dealing with the fact that he has dementia? Been like,

654
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 2: because I have friends whose parents are also in that

655
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: place and are dealing with Alzheimer's as well, But yeh,

656
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 2: what was your process? Like, I think because so many

657
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: women in my family have already had it, I kind

658
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 2: of understand what it's like. But so I'm gonna be

659
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 2: forty nine and so I understand what it's like. It's

660
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 2: really sad for me to see my kids be scared

661
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: of him and be like, who's the old man that's shaky?

662
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 2: He wants to like hold our hands, and because I

663
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 2: want them to know the gregarious, fun loving, you know,

664
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: a Haitian dude with the chest hair and the gold chains,

665
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 2: always putting on music and barbecuing and you know, spending

666
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: people and you know, in the kitchen, and so they

667
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 2: don't know that side of him at all. They just

668
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: know this like little Haitian Benjamin button Man, you know,

669
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 2: which is just like oh no, but yeah, I mean

670
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: I feel like I get to In the beginning, I

671
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 2: was like, God, this goodbye is very expensive, But now

672
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: I just feel like, oh, this is also life. Like

673
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 2: I get to like see this other side of him,

674
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 2: and I feel really he would be really proud of

675
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: me to know that I am doing what I love

676
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 2: to do and I get to support my family doing

677
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: what I love to do. And that is why he migrated.

678
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 2: That's why he left his country so I could be

679
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 2: fucking doing this this. Yeah, so I don't know. He

680
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: still gives me a high five even though he doesn't

681
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 2: know who I am, but he's excited to see you,

682
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: which is really dope. Yeah.

683
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 1: Not everybody gets that is my understanding. So that is

684
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: really cool. Yeah, somehow his heart still.

685
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a little aggressive in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, knives. Yeah,

686
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 2: we had to like hide knives, like yeah, And that's

687
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,479
Speaker 2: like part of the turn where they start forgetting stuff.

688
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 2: They don't know who they are. They're saying crazy stories.

689
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: They take out the knives and they're just like do it.

690
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 2: And it's just like we went through it. You know.

691
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: It wasn't just like we woke up one day and

692
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 2: he doesn't know us and we love each other. You know,

693
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 2: there's banging on the door, there's like tempers. But I

694
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: mean when you love somebody down, like what do you?

695
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? M m. You gotta take

696
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 2: care of them. I hope my kids would want to

697
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: take care of me.

698
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I imagine you invest in them enough

699
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: and love on that.

700
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 2: That's the point. You would the hallless, the wallless.

701
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: Some of the kids are lawless. Did you feel as

702
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: an only child? Did it feel in any way like

703
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: pressure though, like I have to do this an it?

704
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 2: Did it did? Yeah? I mean yes, Jamaica and Haiti

705
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: and the only child and a girl. It's on me,

706
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: it is it was on you. Yeah. Have you ever

707
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: have you wished you had siblings? Oh? My god. I

708
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 2: used to put on the Christmas list. When I was little,

709
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 2: I always want a sibling. Oh that is sweet. I

710
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: always want a sibling, and I do call like my

711
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 2: friends my chosen family, you know. But a lot of

712
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: my friends would just like, just be lucky you don't

713
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 2: have a sibling, because sometimes they're dusty, and I'm like,

714
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: what's more work than anything? Bit Yeah, I didn't even

715
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: think that it could be bad. Yeah, grass is always

716
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: greener when you're standing and ship. Yeah, it's do you

717
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 2: have siblings? I do. I'm the youngest of four or

718
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 2: what people? Poor human?

719
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: Can you believe four humans? I'm the youngest. I have

720
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: two older brothers and a sister.

721
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 2: Wow, but I'm the baby.

722
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: It's it's nice being the youngest. I have to say,

723
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: there's a there's the youngest privilege that goes on.

724
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 2: At that time. Parents are kind of like we did

725
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 2: this before, We're not freaking out, zero way, less pressure, and.

726
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: And then I was like everyone's kid, which for a

727
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: moment was not enjoyable, feeling like everyone's child, like yeah,

728
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: you know, that's too many elders and parents.

729
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 2: But then at a certain.

730
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: Point it was like I'm everyone's kid, but I'm kind

731
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: of grown but yeah, kid, and now it's when we're

732
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: past that.

733
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 2: I have nieces. Oh and I love to be so

734
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: proud of you. You're the Beyonce of the family. Oh

735
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 2: my god.

736
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: When I say my nieces, do not give a damn

737
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: about Oh oh no. But they're babies. So we've got

738
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: like a baby, a two year old and a four

739
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: year old.

740
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So I was they think you take them

741
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 2: to Disney World for free or something. We're like Sesame

742
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: Street or something. You know what I mean? Is that

743
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 2: the thing I need to do next? To make that happen?

744
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: A minute you have like they're like whoa yeah. I

745
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 2: was like, I'm a voice in Gabby's doll house. They're like, cool,

746
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 2: I love Gabby's Dollhouse. And that was the extent. That's

747
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 2: all I got. Oh my god. I was like like

748
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 2: me please, oh my god.

749
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 1: I love yes. So they do too, but they didn't

750
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: care that. I was what I can there?

751
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: Thank you?

752
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: Michelle? Are you the cat? Who are you Gabby? I'm

753
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: not Gabby. I forgot my characters name. I've been doing

754
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 1: so much video I forgot.

755
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fregation you forget I think when I like

756
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: to say when we're living the dream. We're also sleepwalking.

757
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 2: It's true. You know it's really true, and you gotta

758
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 2: be blessed.

759
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: Do you have like a morning gratitude practice of any sort.

760
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 2: No, I'm just like I'm sucking up. Everything is working.

761
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 2: I'm just glad everything you got. Wake it up about dead. Yes,

762
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 2: I'm peeing straight, keep it real simple. Is your public

763
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 2: floor strong? I don't know. I gonna ask her how

764
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 2: you doing? Girl? I don't know. Everything is a modified

765
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 2: version at this point, you know what I mean. So

766
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 2: I don't know how strong it is. I think it is,

767
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 2: but I am one sneeze away from ruining this chair.

768
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 2: So is that's a weak public floor? It is? I

769
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know what the infrastructure is doing. Okay,

770
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: you don't know.

771
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: I don't ask any more questions.

772
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: That was I need an HG TV episode up in here.

773
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 2: We're gonna love it to leave it. You'll love it

774
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: or list it. Love it or list it.

775
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: We'll find out next next episode of the podcast.

776
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 2: We don't have a dentist. We're gonna have a ob

777
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 2: gyn and here. I would love to get a pap

778
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: spear in public. I think it would be very healing genuinely.

779
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 2: I would you would get a pap spirit in public? Yes,

780
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 2: cover it up?

781
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: Okay, see I'm thinking like, no, but what's the point

782
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: of doing it in public because you're not gonna let

783
00:40:54,920 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: everyone see the kuchi what ma'am?

784
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 2: I am a mother, miss man. Put some respect on

785
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 2: that coach. I'm gonna have my wax er all the

786
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 2: teachers from my kids school. No, I think it's I

787
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: think more people need to see how easy it is

788
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 2: and uh seamless these appointments are, so they're not afraid

789
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,240
Speaker 2: to go. That's true. I just don't want to get

790
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: poked in public, although it sounds kind.

791
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: Of nice, does Okay, see you never did it in

792
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: public getting a pap smear.

793
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: No I'm getting I'm talking about. I was like, no,

794
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten a pep. Do they do this? No? No,

795
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 2: no they don't not. If you dreaming it is what

796
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 2: you've taught us here, don't find I need to go

797
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 2: find nemo. Okay, thinking on it. Let me think on it,

798
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 2: let me pray on it. I'm sorry, Michelle. How do

799
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: you stay creative given given the climate? How do you

800
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: stay creative? Oh? My god? If anything, I've forced myself

801
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 2: to sit down and finish my ideas because I know

802
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: that we need them more than ever. We can't look

803
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: at the news all the time, you know, we we can't.

804
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: We can't unsee what we've seen. And like now, it

805
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 2: isn't even that we're getting old enough to understand how

806
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 2: violent the world is the world is just getting more violent.

807
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 2: And you have to laugh. Laughing is healing, left laughter

808
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 2: is medicine. I'm a network. You're a network because I'm

809
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 2: a doctor, you're a doctor. Comedy laughter, But like, yeah,

810
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: so I think if anything, the more the darker things get,

811
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 2: like the more I'm putting pen to paper. Sure, yeah,

812
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: because all those ideas are swimming in there. If you

813
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: talk to anybody creative, you know, like everyone got an

814
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 2: idea from twenty years ago or two minutes ago, or

815
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 2: you come up with something on the spot. We have

816
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 2: eleven hundred million trillion fucking ideas and there's always something

817
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 2: to do in life, so we don't get to it.

818
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 2: What if we actually had time to get to it, so,

819
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 2: like you know, we never will, but you time to

820
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: some of it? Do you try?

821
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, juggling all your responsibilities, then what does it look like?

822
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: Because you're on the show. You've got the kids, you're.

823
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 2: Married, Yeah, you have you yea and dad? Yeah? Parent?

824
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: And so where do we squeeze that in? Like, what

825
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: does it look like squeezing it in? Is it like

826
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: an hour here?

827
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. It's not like I go retreat

828
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 2: to our lake house and site. It sounds nice, it's

829
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: not real. It's you know, whenever I can take the time,

830
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 2: I do. And sometimes my daughter is like, you know,

831
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 2: will you stay in bey with me? Because you know

832
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 2: I want some company and I've been away or whatever.

833
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I love this. But and I asked her,

834
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 2: do you mind if I bring my computer into the

835
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 2: bedroom so I can just finish my ideas because I

836
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 2: have ideas that I want to finish. She's like absolutely.

837
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: I'm like okay, great. And I said maybe I'll sell

838
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 2: these ideas. Maybe I won't, but I just want to

839
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 2: get them done.

840
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

841
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 2: And so you know, I find the time when I

842
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 2: can do I want to bring a screen into my

843
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 2: daughter's room. No, but when your mind is going, you

844
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: have to write it down. It's true. Yeause, have you

845
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 2: ever tried to return to an idea and then ultimately

846
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 2: felt like I didn't strike while the iron was hot

847
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: and I felt excited about this day time and I'm like, oh,

848
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 2: I'll remember it, Yeah, I don't. I have to leave

849
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: myself a voice note. And that's the fun thing too.

850
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 2: There's so many ways to like remind ourselves how to

851
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 2: do stuff now because pen to paper with the fuck

852
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: you put that letter on a pigeon raven? How's the

853
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: dragon you act? Did you get my mail? I don't know.

854
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: Is there something that you wanted to do that you

855
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: have not yet been able to do? But you're manifesting

856
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: for yourself and what is that thing?

857
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 2: You know? There's always this moment of like I never

858
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 2: I never was one to really be into competitions, you know,

859
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: whether it's sports or like even the awards and stuff,

860
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: because I'm like, you're only in competition with yourself. And

861
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 2: that's exactly how comedy kind of raises you. It's like

862
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 2: you do better your team's your team, but like you

863
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: do better, but now knowing how the sausage is made

864
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 2: a little bit a little bit right, because like the

865
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 2: more access you have is just because you have more

866
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 2: money for the access And I ain't got that money

867
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: like that, but I hear about the things like that

868
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 2: the things, the money, you know, but the three seasons

869
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: and the stuff. It would be nice to just be

870
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 2: on some list for awards. I don't. I don't. I

871
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: know that. Like the worth of my show and and

872
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 2: and my art is not defined by awards, but the

873
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 2: recognition after twenty five years would be fucking nice. I'm

874
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: not gonna lie. It would be fucking nice. And it

875
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 2: isn't even like an award to put something on a shelf.

876
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't even need a shelf, like you know,

877
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: you have room for a shelf, and like this, I

878
00:45:54,120 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 2: got enough shelves, a booty shelf too. Yes, that gluteous medius.

879
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: I believe Brazilian cut jeans were hard. Talk about a

880
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 2: public pies mirror good anyway, anyway.

881
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: Now, don't be sorry. There's nothing to apologize for. Okay,

882
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: not thank you. We're doing great, own it. Yeh, better

883
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: cook my meat.

884
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 2: So sorry, No, it's okay, But I want to talk

885
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: about you getting an award. Sorry, don't say sorry. Do

886
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: you apologize a lot? Of course? Why? Because I have

887
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 2: a vagina and a volva.

888
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:38,479
Speaker 1: For a second, I was like an evolvo, I said,

889
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: of course, this family woman has a.

890
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 2: Volv Siano, but it used to be a very well

891
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 2: made car. But yeah, that would that would be nice.

892
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 2: It would be especially as like social media and streaming

893
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 2: platforms make the world smaller. I think in a good way.

894
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: It would be great that we're never flixes in like

895
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 2: one hundred and ninety ninety one countries that like everybody

896
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 2: watches the show, you know, and it isn't even just

897
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 2: to know my name. It's to feel seen or to

898
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: receive an education through love and laughter. If you don't

899
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 2: know somebody non binary, queer, you know, or trans or questioning,

900
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 2: or you know, you knew somebody fat from school and

901
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: like you know, you were addict to them and now

902
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 2: whatever it is, I'm just like, watch the show. Yeah,

903
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 2: watch the show.

904
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: Does it feel for you to acknowledge it would be

905
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: nice to get an award? Does it feel like vulnerable?

906
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 1: It does, Yeah, it used to feel a little gross.

907
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: It's definitely vulnerable. But I do think that words have power,

908
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: so I don't mind saying it out loud, and I'm

909
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: gonna agree with you. I want Michelle to get an

910
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: award for.

911
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, like sorry, no, sorry, my words have power. Sorry, no,

912
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: but thank you, Yeah, thank you, because why not? Why not? Why? Why?

913
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? And while you're right, the awards don't validate you,

914
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: don't validate your work or make your work any more valuable. Yes,

915
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: it's nice to get recognized, and it's nice it would

916
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: be nice after all the work you've put in as

917
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: the years, put into the game.

918
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 2: Yes, to be recognized, that would be really nice, I

919
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 2: think so. Yeah, I want that for you. Also, thank

920
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 2: you so much. Did we did we do it? Did

921
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 2: we do a thing like this once? You and I

922
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 2: were we ever on.

923
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: A one of those like awards circuit thingies?

924
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 2: What do I feel like we did? We did like

925
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 2: a variety no Hollywood reporter table, a round table around table. Yes, yes,

926
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 2: it was really fun. It was us. Yes, I'm having

927
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: memories of it now. That feels like Wig Maya, Rudolph Quinta,

928
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 2: Branson Quinta, Queen Quinta and who is the lovely lady

929
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 2: from Girl's Wife? At least? Yes a lease? Was there

930
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 2: somebody else?

931
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: I feel there was, and if there was, forgive us,

932
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 1: because that was one hundred years ago. It was everyone

933
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,479
Speaker 1: was incredible. Yeah, that was really fun.

934
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 2: That's fun. How does that are those like circuits do

935
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 2: you get stressed? Do you get or how do you manage? No? No,

936
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 2: why would it be stressful?

937
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: Just like the doing the awards circuits, not like the

938
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: table itself, but just like this.

939
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 2: I've never done the award circuit. Really, that was it?

940
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 2: Then it was it?

941
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: It started Okay, yeah, okay, we're gonna get you on

942
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: an award circuit.

943
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 2: I mean, full disclosure. Netflix and I have talked about it,

944
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: and we even did like an article with I believe

945
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 2: Variety about it. But we start, we did the ramp up,

946
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,720
Speaker 2: and then there was what I was told, a human

947
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 2: clinical error to submit me for an emmy. I think

948
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: I saw one of your posts that said something like this.

949
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 2: That sucks it, right, it does? Ah? Yeah, who do

950
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 2: we know who the person was? The human will never know, right, Okay, yeah,

951
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: so I'll be mad. Yeah it's my waxing lady. Okay,

952
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 2: she's like enough of this. Plus but yeah, I mean yeah,

953
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 2: things happen that are so out of your control. It's

954
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 2: like really wild. So that's why you gotta keep your

955
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 2: head down and keep creating. Sure, are you Type A

956
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 2: or Type B? I don't know, controlling or GNA depends? Okay,

957
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 2: I like I like a good like I'll do this,

958
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 2: you do that? Do you know what I mean? Yes?

959
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: So I don't know.

960
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't have to know. I like to ask

961
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: people their sign, whether they're Type A or Type B.

962
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 2: What's your sign? So I'm a Leo Leo rising scorpio moon. Okay, yeah,

963
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 2: I want you to know that I don't know too

964
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 2: much about any of it, but I love to ask.

965
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 2: I know a little bit.

966
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: Okay, what is my my niece is a Leo the

967
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: one who doesn't care about and August Leo?

968
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 2: Jali Leo? Okay, some of my closest friends are July Leo's.

969
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 2: That makes sense. You're a performer, are you? Are you

970
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 2: a jeal Leo though? Of course I am? Okay, so

971
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 2: what what does it mean? July Leo is a little

972
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 2: different from August Leo because they're a little more I mean,

973
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: they're decisive in a way that is more like community organizing,

974
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 2: more like I like things like this, How do you

975
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 2: like them? More of like service? More more of that?

976
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 2: And August Leo sorry, come like you know, come at

977
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 2: me if you want. And August Leo is more like

978
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: a it's what you think a Leo is it's like fiery, Yeah,

979
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 2: it's me. It's my time. It's my time to shine.

980
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: Let's go. It's a healthy ego, but it says like

981
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:44,479
Speaker 2: whoa who loves himself that much? August Leo, Yeah, good

982
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:49,760
Speaker 2: to know that in my back pocket and my front

983
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: zip my front zip up, two pockets. I don't have

984
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 2: any pockets. What's out of you?

985
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm a Pisces, Michelle, that's fun. Yeah, what do you

986
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: think that that means? Well, Pisces is deep water.

987
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 2: You run deep, so it's deep, right, And a Pisces

988
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: always has a moment where it changes because you can go,

989
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: you know, against the grain, start your life like that,

990
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 2: or you can you know, go with the flow. But

991
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 2: at some point you change and you figure out who

992
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 2: you are and you're like, oh, I've been really tough.

993
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 2: I should go get along more with things it'll be easier.

994
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 2: Or you've been like a people pleaser and you're like, no,

995
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 2: fuck this, boundaries and everyone thinks you're like very difficult.

996
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 2: But what I do love about a Pisces is the

997
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:33,919
Speaker 2: loyalty and the ability to take take, take, take, take,

998
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 2: until that one fucking moment it's it's like you ain't

999
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 2: never gonna see me again, and if you do, it

1000
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: won't be in the same way. Oh yeah, yeah, I've

1001
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 2: been read. I've been read. It's accurate, Yeah, accurate. It's

1002
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 2: so fun.

1003
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: Can I ask you don't fuck with on the on

1004
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: the signs like off top. You hear someone is a blank,

1005
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: You're like, nah.

1006
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 2: I got kid, We'll all God's children. Oh, Michelle, I

1007
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 2: will say, if there is a sage badge, we got

1008
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 2: we should just we should just we should just have

1009
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 2: an aside. We should just say hi.

1010
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: First check it like dogs where they have to do

1011
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: a butt butt a little sniff.

1012
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 2: So like a sag badge is like Janelle Monet, Britney Spears,

1013
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 2: you know, very like people that like fill a room

1014
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 2: and I'm just gonna I'll be here for you. I'll

1015
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 2: be here for you.

1016
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: You're doing such a good job of being polite right now.

1017
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 2: And but they're also like very fun but all consuming.

1018
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's a lot for you. Are you more

1019
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: extroverted or introverted?

1020
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 2: Generally? I think I'm a mix. Am I an extrovert?

1021
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 2: Am I jambrovert? Who've talked about this, but it's ambervert.

1022
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 2: It's like a little mix of both. Yes, okay, yeah,

1023
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 2: with my people, it's amazing. But I'm like new spaces.

1024
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 2: I let everybody do what they're gonna do. I love

1025
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 2: the clock a room, I can I'm reading everything in

1026
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 2: reading energy, I'm taking it all in and I go like,

1027
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: I don't have to be the loudest in order to

1028
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 2: like have the most fun. And so when people need

1029
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 2: to do that, I'm like, they should do that. That's

1030
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 2: where they're at in their life. Sure, yes, yes, yes,

1031
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,959
Speaker 2: I think I'm similar and I'm not a July Leo,

1032
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 2: but I think I'm very much like, Okay, what's the vibe.

1033
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm taking it off, But I think it's also a

1034
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: little bit of the Baltimore and me. Just like read

1035
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: the boom.

1036
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 2: I love people from Baltimore. Oh you love me? And

1037
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 2: I do. I really love people from Baltimore that leave though. Yeah,

1038
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 2: you don't understand because it's like we could go so

1039
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 2: close to other places. Yeah, but it's it's one of

1040
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 2: those places. Have you ever considered in that lace? Stant

1041
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 2: I did it for two years and I was like, bye,

1042
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 2: why by It was the first time I really realized

1043
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 2: I had anxiety because I was never truly able to

1044
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 2: celebrate anything. If I got a call back for an audition,

1045
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 2: people would be like, I booked a movie, and I'm like, okay.

1046
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 2: It was always like this comparison of like what I

1047
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 2: have and what you don't, and comedy saves me, like

1048
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 2: it just like regulates my nervous system in a way

1049
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,720
Speaker 2: where I'm like, oh, I got this and I couldn't

1050
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 2: even do stand up there. It was at the time.

1051
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 2: It was like the same fifteen people that were like

1052
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 2: industry darlings that were doing a bar show to the

1053
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 2: comedy club and I couldn't get on anywhere. And I'm like,

1054
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 2: I just have to go to New York because if

1055
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 2: I don't do stand up at that time, at least

1056
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 2: like five nights in a week, I felt like I

1057
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 2: didn't have enough water. And so the minute I came

1058
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 2: back to New York, I felt whole and free. I

1059
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 2: was on the subway, I was doing me and then

1060
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 2: I booked something like that I put on, I put

1061
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 2: myself on tip of my iPhone and had to go

1062
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 2: back to LA and I was like, this is how

1063
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 2: we're gonna do LA. Okay, hopen, I'm gonna be in

1064
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 2: New York, but I'll come see you want to see

1065
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: you bitch? Okay, yes, it's a side family. Yeah. I

1066
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,760
Speaker 2: can't stay here. I cannot.

1067
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: I cannot, Michelle, you don't seem like the type of

1068
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: person who would suffer fools.

1069
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 2: I try not to unless I'm like really related to them. Okay,

1070
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is what's gonna be. I'm okay. Did

1071
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 2: you ever have a stint where you dealt with boys? Yes, yeah,

1072
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 2: but I was like I was on top physically. Yes. Well.

1073
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 2: I used to take life so seriously and so I

1074
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: had a very serious boyfriend in high school. He was musclim.

1075
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 2: I thought I was going to convert to Islam. I

1076
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 2: would go to the mosque every Sunday and I was like,

1077
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 2: because I want to like get married, to have sex.

1078
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: Uh huh. Not chilling, not chilling, stupid, And then he

1079
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 2: ended up sucking my best friend at the time. He cheated.

1080
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 2: He cheated this girl who was a white girl with

1081
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 2: a bubble butt.

1082
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: So you understood when you mentioned the bubble, but it's

1083
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 1: because you're like, I get it, she had a bubble butt.

1084
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 2: Don't but you got a shell. Yeah, but he wanted

1085
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 2: the bubble and that's okay, But don't you know you

1086
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 2: you only have a shelf, no bubble. I had a

1087
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: little bubble, but not like her bubble, okay, because she

1088
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: was short, so her bubble was like close to the ground. Okay,

1089
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 2: y see down to earth bubble. Well, you know. And

1090
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 2: then I had a college boyfriend who I thought I

1091
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 2: was gonna marry, and then I've learned that he didn't

1092
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 2: know how to read.

1093
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: And I heard you say that on This American Life

1094
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: Business or Death, Sex and Money. She told the story

1095
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: on a podcast, and I heard it before I ever

1096
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: met you. Yo, Wow, before I ever met you. I

1097
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: lived in LA and I heard this story.

1098
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 2: I know the story. He couldn't read.

1099
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: I remember you realized he couldn't Yes, you told her

1100
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: on a podcast.

1101
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 2: I did. I think it was This American Life, Okay, yes,

1102
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 2: because it was a real story. And people were like,

1103
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 2: how did you not know? Why would you stay with that?

1104
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 2: And I was like two or three years in, I

1105
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 2: was already in love. Yeah, and until literacy is like

1106
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 2: real ye. And he dropped out of school when he

1107
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 2: was in fifth grade because his dad died and he

1108
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 2: was depressed and his mom was so depressed and loved

1109
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 2: with so many bills she had to work two three

1110
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 2: jobs and didn't even know he wasn't going to school,

1111
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 2: so like it wasn't like he just woke up stupid.

1112
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 2: He was just like, I can't handle life. Yeah, it's

1113
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 2: a real thing. But he also ended up cheating on me,

1114
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 2: so I was like, fuck what I said, Fuck the

1115
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: fun boys, I'm gonna just fuck the boys. Okay, yeah,

1116
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 2: fuck the fuck boys. I'm gonna just stass time with

1117
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 2: my husband. Fucking the boys. Fuck my way to the

1118
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 2: right one. You sucked your way to the right one.

1119
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 2: And he and he so he was a one night standing.

1120
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,919
Speaker 2: He's like, but I'm trying to be with you. He yeah,

1121
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 2: he really was, just like she's magical, and I'm like,

1122
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 2: you're right, but I don't know how to say your name,

1123
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 2: and you going back to Amsterdam and I don't even

1124
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 2: know where Holland is, so you got to go now?

1125
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah it was wild. Oh wow. Yeah he kept in

1126
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 2: touch with me. Oh really, were you a little like? Okay?

1127
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 2: What is he so pressed? He's so pressed? This your

1128
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 2: appealing is.

1129
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,479
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, Jock, but you were a lover girl,

1130
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: thinking you were gonna marry everybody, with all due respect.

1131
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 2: He thought everybody was he was so funny. I did,

1132
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 2: and then I was like, I'm never getting married. After

1133
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 2: the after the second yes in Fidel, I was like,

1134
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get married. I couldn't even imagine myself

1135
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: being someone's wife. So so independent, I was making good money.

1136
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 2: You know, my mom raised me a little too independent

1137
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: because I was like, don't hold my dog.

1138
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, get I remember my friend Jason trying to

1139
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: hold a door for me in college and.

1140
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you doing exactly crazy? Yes, like

1141
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 2: I don't need you. I don't know what, but I'm

1142
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 2: strong prefixed for one please, But you know, I thought

1143
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 2: I would have like a partner to do stuff with.

1144
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 2: I always knew I wanted to be a mom. However

1145
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 2: that looked whether I was going to be adopting or

1146
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 2: whatever it was. But I was like, I don't know

1147
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 2: that I'm anyone's wife. I don't know that i'm because

1148
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 2: I knew I wanted to like do comedy, and like,

1149
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: you know, how did he hook you? Then? If you

1150
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: had that mentality, he saw me right through the bullshit.

1151
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 2: He saw me, Okay, he like saw you. He saw me,

1152
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 2: saw me, and it was fucking He saw me before

1153
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 2: I saw myself. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, it was fucked up. Bitch. Wow, bitch, yeah, bitch, yeah,

1154
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 2: I love I saw me before I saw myself. Oh yeah,

1155
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 2: so you.

1156
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 1: Get to you get to be so soft with him,

1157
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: don't you. Oh my god, you are a girl. Yes,

1158
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: that's that's the that's the thing. Yes, even the strong

1159
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: bitch want to just be a girl.

1160
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 2: Yes. I made a hard decision to have a soft

1161
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,959
Speaker 2: life with someone. And it's nice and it's good. It's good,

1162
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 2: it looks good on you. Thank you. I love it.

1163
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 2: I need like I need it, you know, because for

1164
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 2: a while I was like, what do I don't need? No,

1165
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 2: it's nice, and now you can say I need it. Yeah.

1166
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: Okay, Michelle, it's time for a segment called Passenger Princess

1167
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: take the wheel. Oh, because you've been a passenger.

1168
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 2: Princess this whole time.

1169
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I haven't though. Okay, because we did

1170
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: stop stop signed, you stopped it. You followed all the rules.

1171
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 2: But did Jesus ever take the wheel in my life?

1172
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 2: He has okay, and I can I have one pair

1173
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 2: of foot prince. Sorry, you're not allowed to say sorry anymore.

1174
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, I want to follow you. I want to

1175
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 2: challenge you shit for the rest of today. I'm not

1176
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 2: that exactly. I want to challenge you, Michelle, okay, to

1177
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 2: not say sorry the rest of today. What if it's

1178
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 2: a song by Justin Timberlake, which one? Is it too

1179
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 2: late now to say sorry?

1180
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: No, don't listen to that today. It's different today when

1181
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: you're in this challenge. No like a little kid. No

1182
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: saying sorry.

1183
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 2: You don't have anything to be sorry for now.

1184
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: To be clear, if you do something to harm someone

1185
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 1: later today, apologize, But you're like now, you don't want.

1186
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 2: To say what about excuse me?

1187
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: Excuse me is fine? Okay, excuse me is fine. I

1188
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: just want to challenge you.

1189
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 2: You don't have anything to be sorry for. You've been

1190
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: kisrying it. That's right in life, and I like to say,

1191
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 2: you can't kill what's already dead, and it is dead.

1192
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to do the math on that. Okay,

1193
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 2: it's gonna take time. Don't don't excuse me. You can

1194
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 2: see you. No apologies, apologies, Okay, you're gonna stop yourself

1195
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 2: from saying sorry? Is to sip your water if I'm drinking.

1196
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: If I'm drinking, okay, this is I've done this out

1197
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 1: of order. Unfortunately, I'm not doing Passenger Princess take the

1198
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: Wheel yet. We're trying something new today. Okay, okay, yes

1199
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: you have.

1200
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 2: Been a passenger Princess, but you've been good. You did

1201
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 2: stop at all the step stens.

1202
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: Good, you've been get Okay, we're gonna do it. What

1203
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: do I want to do with Michelle today? I know

1204
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna do our very first edition of Dad Daddy Father.

1205
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: That is our version of fuck Mary kill Wow Wow,

1206
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: Dad daddy Father.

1207
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you three.

1208
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: Okay, yep, I got the three. A freak in the sheets,

1209
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: but his toenails cut your leg. He says he has

1210
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: risen When you send him a sexy pick, he only

1211
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,439
Speaker 1: uses incognito mode.

1212
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 2: So, Dad Daddy father, Oh.

1213
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: Freaking the sheets, but his toenails cut your leg. Oh

1214
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: says he has risen when you send him a sexy pick,

1215
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: only uses incognito mode.

1216
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds like a father, It sounds like a divorce.

1217
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 2: Which one, But no, each of those has to be different.

1218
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 2: I thought that was the whole thing.

1219
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: No, these are different men. Oh my god, who's dad?

1220
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 2: Who's daddy? Who's incognitgro mode, incognegro. You've made him black weed.

1221
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 2: Oh my bad.

1222
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: Okay, incognito mode. Okay, who's that dad, daddy or father

1223
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 1: daddy daddy incognito mode. Yeah, okay, so he can get it, Okay, Yeah,

1224
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm looking at all the fens doas.

1225
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So that's daddy.

1226
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,959
Speaker 1: Use a lot of heart eye emoji. Okay, we don't

1227
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 1: trust him, right, all right? Last two.

1228
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 2: In the in the that's freaking the sheets, but the

1229
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 2: toenails cut. That's a divorce dad. So that's what. So

1230
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 2: that's dad, dad, but a divorce dad. Divorce dad. You

1231
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 2: added a little he's a divorced dad. He still got

1232
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 2: to figure out his toenails. But I can't wait to

1233
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 2: have sex with something new. Okay, and okay, says he

1234
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 2: has risen when he sends you, when you send him

1235
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 2: a sexy pick, I mean a father, but not a priest.

1236
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, My father but not a priest. Okay,

1237
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 2: thank you so much. I'm not sorry, good good. We're

1238
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 2: trying to get Okay, I'm here all right, but now

1239
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 2: it is time. Oh, princess take the wheel.

1240
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: What's a question, you want to ask our next guest, oh,

1241
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: who is your favorite teacher?

1242
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 2: Who is your favorite teacher? And why? And why? Beautiful

1243
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 2: beautiful way to round out the episode. We love around

1244
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 2: You're a comedian for real? Thank you?

1245
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: You do you believe it? You did say thank you?

1246
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: You did say thank you? Good for real?

1247
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 2: All right, Michelle, thank you for being here. Thank you

1248
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 2: for doing this was so fun. Thank you so red?

1249
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 2: It is red in here red. It's really something else.

1250
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 2: I said, We're going to watch The Devil where it's

1251
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 2: Prada because the red it's very red. Thank you so much.

1252
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 2: I heart you. I heart you.

1253
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: Media Podcast and Michelle Buteu. That was my discussion with

1254
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: Michelle Buteau. How lovely and delightful is Michelle got dyang

1255
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: Alma love her? That was so fun. We tried some

1256
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 1: new segments today. I don't know, we're trying new things

1257
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: around here. This is a family podcast. We were talking

1258
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: about Pussy's the family podcast and I did you know?

1259
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: I did ask Michelle as well, can you smell me?

1260
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 1: Do I have deodoran on? I think I have it on.

1261
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll do a scrape test to be like did

1262
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: I put this shit on today? Anyway, I'm about to

1263
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,439
Speaker 1: go home and put some deodoran on just to double check.

1264
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 1: That's actually like top of mind for me. I'm really stressful.

1265
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm really stressed. Also, if there was like white shit

1266
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: in the corners of my mouth this whole episode and

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Speaker 1: no one in here said anything to me, Everyone's fired,

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Speaker 1: everyone's fired, everyone's out of work.

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Speaker 2: I'm kidding. I love these people.

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Speaker 1: But if there was, and you're watching, I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: was thirsty and I kept drinking coffee instead of cracking

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Speaker 1: open this bottle of water right here in front of me.

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Speaker 1: I seem to have a solution for everything and everyone else,

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Speaker 1: but my damn self in a shame. Anyway, I love

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Speaker 1: you all, thank you for listening, thank you for watching,

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Speaker 1: and I'll see you on the next one.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Dad.

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Speaker 1: Is a production of Will Pharaoh's Big Money Players and

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Speaker 1: iHeart Podcasts. I'm your host, Aigo wodem Our producer is

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Speaker 1: Kevin Bartelt, and our executive producer is Matt Appadaka.