Speaker 1: Second, dipping out on a first date without saying goodbye.
Speaker 1: Some of us have done it. Some of us have
Speaker 1: had it happened to us. Jose even went to the
Speaker 1: extreme of hiring producer Boyd as a waiter once to
Speaker 1: come up to his table with an envelope and say,
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, are you mister Jose Bolognos STD results
Speaker 1: just came in from the kitchen. It's not good, looks
Speaker 1: the burning Yeah, okay, I don't want to eat from
Speaker 1: that kitchen. The point is there's creative ways to get
Speaker 1: yourself out of dates. And one of our listeners had
Speaker 1: it happened to her recently. She just wants to know
Speaker 1: the reason why. Her name is Tara And Tara, did
Speaker 1: your guy use the STD trick too? No? I right,
Speaker 1: you wish though. I'm really glad that you're laughing right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a good sign that you're not taking
Speaker 1: this all too personally. I'm laughing at it out. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell us about the guy that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's his name, what's his deal, his white cell blood count?
Speaker 1: We want to know everything. Okay, So, yeah, right, I
Speaker 1: met this guy. His name is Mac. He was really cute.
Speaker 1: He was nice. We met like at the police stage
Speaker 1: when we were both donating some canned food. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you finished that sentence. Wow. Yeah, no, No,
Speaker 1: we were donating canned food, and I don't know, we
Speaker 1: had a lot in common, and somehow we got on
Speaker 1: this conversation about like what's the best corn on Earth?
Speaker 1: And corn corn? Yeah, like is there different types? Of course,
Speaker 1: it's something an unusual question to have just come up,
Speaker 1: like naturally I heard another word and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's all types of that front there. Yeah. I guess
Speaker 1: we were donating like probably canned corn or something. Why
Speaker 1: did I not put that together? Sweet corn? You like
Speaker 1: that tricolor stuff? That makes sense? Well, my favorite is
Speaker 1: a roasted corn. Actually. Yeah. So he says to me, Hey,
Speaker 1: maybe we should go out to the fairgrounds because I
Speaker 1: don't think you believe Mary said he didn't believe me
Speaker 1: about the corn or whatever, Like you're talking like a
Speaker 1: corn on the cob at the fair slather it in butter.
Speaker 1: I mean that maybe the first time ever that a
Speaker 1: flirty corn conversation to an actual date. But good for you, Tara,
Speaker 1: not a kind of corny See that's why it doesn't work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, all right, Well you ended up going to
Speaker 1: the fair with him? Yeah, so I met him there
Speaker 1: at the fair date. I really haven't heard about it yet.
Speaker 1: You know, I had only take one girl to the
Speaker 1: fair ever, And it's fun trying to win the prize. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's the next thing that she says is the ferris
Speaker 1: wheel collapsed? Didn't heard a bunch of people? You were
Speaker 1: still at the fair? Okay? Please, it's a good location.
Speaker 1: I mean, how was it? Was it a fun date
Speaker 1: for you, Tara? Yeah? Yeah, it was great. I mean
Speaker 1: it was you know, we met there and we tried
Speaker 1: the corn. He agreed was fun. We had a good time.
Speaker 1: It's a cute date. That's super hot food to eat
Speaker 1: the in front of someone. Yeah, yeah, how you do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah you should have seen me. I was like trying
Speaker 1: to make it all sexy. Just got like butter all over.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I kept walking around. We had some drinks
Speaker 1: moment on ride, we played the duck shooter game. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys know that. Yes, So where
Speaker 1: did it go wrong? I don't know, Like that's what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out. Oh, you don't know like
Speaker 1: when we played the duck Shooter game, he didn't win,
Speaker 1: but I did, and I won this huge panda. I'm
Speaker 1: okay already like feeling seriously about a little fair games
Speaker 1: as we want to win you p Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Your ego is that gradule? Yeah? My god, it's just
Speaker 1: as a guy, you want to be able to show
Speaker 1: up for your day and do something special, and when
Speaker 1: you fail in front of a girl, it's really embarrassing
Speaker 1: for a fair game. Did his attitude change after you
Speaker 1: won the panda and he didn't? Yeah, you know, like
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought we were having fun moving
Speaker 1: around and then he had a little edgy over it.
Speaker 1: And it didn't seem like he was the whole a
Speaker 1: grudge or anything. I mean, it was only a panda,
Speaker 1: but holding a grudge he was holding a panda just
Speaker 1: feels like a red flag. But okay, so you were
Speaker 1: able to move on after the duck Hunter. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he seemed to let it go and he was fine.
Speaker 1: I gave him the panda because I had used the bathroom.
Speaker 1: He was okay, holding it. Okay, come out and he's gone.
Speaker 1: He took off. Yeah, where's the panda? Panda? The panda
Speaker 1: was there. He left the panda, but he was gone,
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's like an emergency escape row. I've never
Speaker 1: had to do that. It's really weird. It can't be
Speaker 1: over a fair game. I mean, yeah, it's not that intense.
Speaker 1: I might be on it. I would just sulkle the
Speaker 1: rest of the night and ruin the date. I would
Speaker 1: What did you do, Tara? Well, I texted him because
Speaker 1: I figured, oh, maybe you know, he went off to
Speaker 1: use the bathroom himself, it's something to eat, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: But he didn't get back to me. So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's weird. So how long did you wait before you
Speaker 1: realize he had left left? I thought I waited probably
Speaker 1: maybe in another forty five minutes. Oh oh you for saying, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: she's sad panda. Oh So anyway, I laughed, and I
Speaker 1: was kind of mad obviously, yeah, i'd be more than
Speaker 1: kind of Yeah, that's rude. So I kind of was.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't text him fright away. I waited
Speaker 1: probably about a week and then like one night, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I had to chew too many wines, you know,
Speaker 1: I was a little mad, So I kind of sent
Speaker 1: him a drunk text. I didn't mean to. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, he deserves it. Why are you holding back? Like?
Speaker 1: Why do you even want to call this guy? Maybe
Speaker 1: something horrible happened to him and he left the panda
Speaker 1: what he was abducted at the fair? I mean, what
Speaker 1: could possibly it's happened to me before and then and
Speaker 1: then I never text back. Yeah, he did go after
Speaker 1: this text He did them initially when I was at
Speaker 1: the fair, but he did. He sent me a sorry
Speaker 1: with a dad Oh that was it. He does feel guilty.
Speaker 1: He does it sorry with one little sad vase. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like you don't really want to get
Speaker 1: another date with him. You're more were interested in finding
Speaker 1: out the reason why he ditched. Yeah, that's kind of it.
Speaker 1: I need like closure. I feel like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just don't understand where went wrong. All right,
Speaker 1: Well let's try and find out where you did go wrong.
Speaker 1: We're going to play a song, come back, and we'll
Speaker 1: call Mac for you and try and get your second date. Update. Okay, okay, great,
Speaker 1: thank you. I just can't get that image out of
Speaker 1: my head. A lonely stuffed panda bear left all by himself,
Speaker 1: abandoned in the middle of the fair grounds with nobody
Speaker 1: there to hug in. It's an image that's gonna haunt
Speaker 1: my dreams for months. Wow. And I guess our listener
Speaker 1: Tea got abandoned there too when her date Mac disappeared randomly.
Speaker 1: But I know Tanna sounds like a strong independent woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that poor helpless panda was just left sitting in the rain,
Speaker 1: crying out for someone. The snow and the tornado nearly
Speaker 1: took him and he is just crying out for anybody
Speaker 1: to love him. And I want to get some answers
Speaker 1: and some justice today for Tara, but mostly for that
Speaker 1: sad helpless panda pan abandoned at the fair ground. Tara,
Speaker 1: how long has it been since the panda's traumatic day
Speaker 1: at the fair I think it's been like four days. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: only four I was picturing like two weeks in my mind.
Speaker 1: But she needs answer now. We're not gonna wait two weeks.
Speaker 1: She got an answer, Well, we're looking for a little
Speaker 1: bit more of an explanation, So let's call Mac right now.
Speaker 1: Demanding an explanation. Yes, Panda needs to know. That's right, Jeff,
Speaker 1: So here we go. I'm in a Dalla's number right now.
Speaker 1: Let's do this. Hello. Is this Mac? Yeah? This Mac
Speaker 1: mask is calling Mac the panda abandoned her Mac. It
Speaker 1: shouldn't laugh. Excuse me? Oh what was that? Look? Mac,
Speaker 1: I'm calling from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're trying to get some answers here
Speaker 1: for one of our listeners that you went on a
Speaker 1: date with recently. Oh um, Like wait, your radio station
Speaker 1: calling about like like the second date thing. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you've heard about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have. All right,
Speaker 1: so I don't even think that you should be eligible
Speaker 1: for a second date. But here we are. I apologize
Speaker 1: for my co host Brook. She's a little bit bitter
Speaker 1: because we heard the story of what happened with you
Speaker 1: and Tara at the fairgrounds. Yeah, but we only heard
Speaker 1: one side of it. We're calling right now to get
Speaker 1: your end of the story. Yeah, you ditched her? Man,
Speaker 1: Why did you ditch her? I? Actually I feel very
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. Like I have to tell you, I
Speaker 1: really liked Tera a lot, and everything was going really
Speaker 1: good on the date. I gotta tell you. Is that
Speaker 1: your go to move then? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? And I
Speaker 1: really have meant to call her, and but I've been
Speaker 1: dealing with like, literally a lot of stuff since I
Speaker 1: was on that date. Stuff A text takes like two seconds.
Speaker 1: What I mean, did you get an emergency call or something?
Speaker 1: Is that why you had to leave while she was
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I'll explain. I act was just the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing. While she was in the bathroom, a kid
Speaker 1: came up to me like sixteen seventeen, okay, and asked
Speaker 1: me if I would buy him some beer. Why would
Speaker 1: you buy a teenager beer? Because I don't know. They
Speaker 1: were just like, you know, they looked just underage. So
Speaker 1: I just thought i'd help him out and I said sure,
Speaker 1: and I went to the beer area. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so many more red flags popping up. You guys, I
Speaker 1: know it sounds weird, but I mean I was a
Speaker 1: kid too, and I don't know. This is like, let
Speaker 1: me just buy this kids some beer. And immediately I
Speaker 1: got the beer and cops came out. You were buying
Speaker 1: teenagers beer, but they were like narcs man, is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying? Yes exactly, And I was shook. I
Speaker 1: never expected that to happen. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: going to be a five second thing, and I was
Speaker 1: instantly cited for providing miners with beer. Took me out
Speaker 1: of the park to get my info, and it gets worse.
Speaker 1: I hadn't paid my registrate. They looked up my plates
Speaker 1: on my car, and I hadn't paid my registration for
Speaker 1: like three years. Oh so you just driving around for
Speaker 1: three years on expired tabs too. Sometimes you just kind
Speaker 1: of put it aside, and you're like, it's been a year,
Speaker 1: no one's done anything while and I stay impounded my
Speaker 1: car and they took me to jail. Oh the more
Speaker 1: that you explain, the more you seem like a guy
Speaker 1: who's worthy of a second day. Oh my god, So
Speaker 1: you ditched her because you got arrested. Well, when you
Speaker 1: put it that way, he dragged away from her him.
Speaker 1: I didn't spend too long in the jail, but it
Speaker 1: was just I had to deal with getting my car
Speaker 1: back right now. Yeah, I mean his biggest mistake was
Speaker 1: not putting a post it note on the panda explaining
Speaker 1: what happened to buy some teenage boys alcohol. It's a
Speaker 1: big panda, it's gigantic, so I just left it there
Speaker 1: for a second to buy the kid beer. So I
Speaker 1: don't even know what happened to the panda. Well, it
Speaker 1: was it was left there and Tara had to find
Speaker 1: it and had no clue what happened to you. That's
Speaker 1: why she's been freaking out wondering what's going on. It
Speaker 1: does make sense why he only said sorry, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just felt embarrassed. I just don't know how to explain it.
Speaker 1: I thought she wouldn't believe me. I thought that there's
Speaker 1: no way anybody would believe. Well, I really do believe it.
Speaker 1: But let's find out if Tara believes you'd be because
Speaker 1: she's actually on the other line listening right now and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: That's how these second dates work, Tara? God, are you speechless? Tara?
Speaker 1: Are you there? I don't believe it. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: You don't believe him? Actually no, I believe him. I
Speaker 1: just like the story is nuts. Okay, that's just crazy.
Speaker 1: I would have never guessed in a million years. That's
Speaker 1: why he wasn't there. He was trying to party with
Speaker 1: some teens. Man. Oh my gosh. But I gotta ask
Speaker 1: you a question, like, what kind of cops were these
Speaker 1: that you were dealing with. Were they cop cops orre
Speaker 1: they like fair cups? You mean like security guards at
Speaker 1: the fair groups? Yeah, like you know the ones I
Speaker 1: don't know they had like badges and handcuffs and things.
Speaker 1: There's cops at the fair. I've seen police officers at
Speaker 1: the fair. Why does that matter? Yeah? What what difference
Speaker 1: does it make to you? Tara? Well, because if their
Speaker 1: fair cups, it's like he should have taken off, I mean,
Speaker 1: he should have there. You want him to run? I
Speaker 1: don't know, It's just the first thing I thought of.
Speaker 1: You know, It's like sometimes fair cops are just always
Speaker 1: hanging around and they're just checking on people. I don't
Speaker 1: understand why you wouldn't run. It just seems like a
Speaker 1: bonehead move to me. I don't know, you wanted me
Speaker 1: to run away from the cops. Yeah, but of us
Speaker 1: probably fair cops. That's not the same thing, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean what he eventually got taken down to
Speaker 1: a police station. I mean, even if they transferred him
Speaker 1: to other cops, Like, it's not I just can't believe
Speaker 1: your red flag is that. Yeah. I'm just you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: into detail about it because it happened in the past.
Speaker 1: But I did have kind of an issue like this
Speaker 1: the Lasia. It's a milk jug game with the what
Speaker 1: game milk? John games the milk You mean the game
Speaker 1: where you like toss the softball into like the milk
Speaker 1: the Jian milk. Ye can knock him over? Knock him over? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just took off. I kind of hid
Speaker 1: behind the big stuffed animals, so like I bolted and
Speaker 1: they getty fine, it was fine, it was blown over.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it doesn't sound that doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah, I know you're being pretty vague
Speaker 1: about your story, but I was literally caught with alcohol
Speaker 1: being given to a miner. I am just shocked at
Speaker 1: where we're at right is not what I expect. You're
Speaker 1: not disappointed that he bought some beer for some miners
Speaker 1: at the fair. You're just more disappointed that he chose
Speaker 1: to get himself arrested rather than try and run. So
Speaker 1: I am kind of disappointed in the whole thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like it was dumb for him to buy
Speaker 1: the beer, and it's also dumb for him to not
Speaker 1: get out of there quicker. Yeah, well, I I have
Speaker 1: a really important question that I think the whole room
Speaker 1: is thinking about right now. As I will purchase alcohol
Speaker 1: for you, Jeffrey, not that I'm talking about the giant panda.
Speaker 1: If they were fair cops, why wouldn't they let Mac
Speaker 1: take it with him when he got arrested. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's happening right now. This is kind of like
Speaker 1: a weird conversation. What's happening is I'm going to offer
Speaker 1: to send you out on another date with Tara, and
Speaker 1: we'll pay for that date. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, Tara,
Speaker 1: if you want to go out again, I mean, I
Speaker 1: promise I won't be selling anything to anybody. Okay, Tara, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. All they had to do with text me
Speaker 1: and we could avoided all of this, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is harder than winning one of those
Speaker 1: fair games. Okay, we'll have fun, and maybe next time
Speaker 1: you're at the jail you should probably go out with
Speaker 1: like an actual criminal. That is the silver lining from this.
Speaker 1: Somewhere out there, Tara, there is your bad boy who's
Speaker 1: willing to run away from the fair. Yeah, you will
Speaker 1: find him one day. Thank you, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I feel like people's priorities in dating and finding a
Speaker 1: life partner right now are way off just the inconsequential details.
Speaker 1: And we've been hearing lately from people the weird things
Speaker 1: that they focus on for why they won't go out
Speaker 1: with you. She did focus on the focused on it, Like,
Speaker 1: he didn't try running from the cops. I would think
Speaker 1: typically a normal red flag would be getting arrested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's trying to buy alcohol for miners. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: haven't registered my car in years and I got arrested.
Speaker 1: I mean there's so many Also, him getting angry that
Speaker 1: she won the game and he didn't win the game.
Speaker 1: That has every cause that is, let's better. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. All these weird, random details that I don't
Speaker 1: think really matter in finding like a true life partner.
Speaker 1: That's what everybody's focusing on, and it's deterring others from
Speaker 1: actually getting together. So, yeah, so we're able to get
Speaker 1: a second date there. You expected them to go out again. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying if they didn't focus so much on
Speaker 1: the nitty gritty, there was a lot of other things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, out of all second dates, I didn't think
Speaker 1: this one was going to be successful from the beginning
Speaker 1: of He left me alone outside of a public restroom
Speaker 1: for forty five minutes and I found out because he
Speaker 1: broke the last several times. Yeah, I'm just so frustrated
Speaker 1: with the dating game. We desperately need a real love
Speaker 1: story on this show, so we need people to email us.
Speaker 1: If someone isn't calling you back and you don't have
Speaker 1: a long criminal record, hopefully then we can call the person.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't discriminate. It's asking for a lot
Speaker 1: from our listeners. I know that we'll call the person
Speaker 1: who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: morning