WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Pan-Bandoned 

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<v Speaker 1>Second, dipping out on a first date without saying goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of us have done it. Some of us have

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<v Speaker 1>had it happened to us. Jose even went to the

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<v Speaker 1>extreme of hiring producer Boyd as a waiter once to

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<v Speaker 1>come up to his table with an envelope and say,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, sir, are you mister Jose Bolognos STD results

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<v Speaker 1>just came in from the kitchen. It's not good, looks

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<v Speaker 1>the burning Yeah, okay, I don't want to eat from

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<v Speaker 1>that kitchen. The point is there's creative ways to get

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<v Speaker 1>yourself out of dates. And one of our listeners had

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<v Speaker 1>it happened to her recently. She just wants to know

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why. Her name is Tara And Tara, did

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<v Speaker 1>your guy use the STD trick too? No? I right,

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<v Speaker 1>you wish though. I'm really glad that you're laughing right now. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a good sign that you're not taking

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<v Speaker 1>this all too personally. I'm laughing at it out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the guy that you went out with.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name, what's his deal, his white cell blood count?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to know everything. Okay, So, yeah, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>met this guy. His name is Mac. He was really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>He was nice. We met like at the police stage

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<v Speaker 1>when we were both donating some canned food. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you finished that sentence. Wow. Yeah, no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we were donating canned food, and I don't know, we

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<v Speaker 1>had a lot in common, and somehow we got on

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation about like what's the best corn on Earth?

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<v Speaker 1>And corn corn? Yeah, like is there different types? Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>it's something an unusual question to have just come up,

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<v Speaker 1>like naturally I heard another word and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's all types of that front there. Yeah. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we were donating like probably canned corn or something. Why

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<v Speaker 1>did I not put that together? Sweet corn? You like

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<v Speaker 1>that tricolor stuff? That makes sense? Well, my favorite is

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<v Speaker 1>a roasted corn. Actually. Yeah. So he says to me, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we should go out to the fairgrounds because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you believe Mary said he didn't believe me

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<v Speaker 1>about the corn or whatever, Like you're talking like a

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<v Speaker 1>corn on the cob at the fair slather it in butter.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that maybe the first time ever that a

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<v Speaker 1>flirty corn conversation to an actual date. But good for you, Tara,

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<v Speaker 1>not a kind of corny See that's why it doesn't work. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, all right, Well you ended up going to

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<v Speaker 1>the fair with him? Yeah, so I met him there

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<v Speaker 1>at the fair date. I really haven't heard about it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I had only take one girl to the

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<v Speaker 1>fair ever, And it's fun trying to win the prize. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the next thing that she says is the ferris

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<v Speaker 1>wheel collapsed? Didn't heard a bunch of people? You were

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<v Speaker 1>still at the fair? Okay? Please, it's a good location.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how was it? Was it a fun date

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Tara? Yeah? Yeah, it was great. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it was you know, we met there and we tried

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<v Speaker 1>the corn. He agreed was fun. We had a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a cute date. That's super hot food to eat

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<v Speaker 1>the in front of someone. Yeah, yeah, how you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you should have seen me. I was like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make it all sexy. Just got like butter all over.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyways, I kept walking around. We had some drinks

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<v Speaker 1>moment on ride, we played the duck shooter game. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you guys know that. Yes, So where

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<v Speaker 1>did it go wrong? I don't know, Like that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to figure out. Oh, you don't know like

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<v Speaker 1>when we played the duck Shooter game, he didn't win,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did, and I won this huge panda. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>okay already like feeling seriously about a little fair games

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<v Speaker 1>as we want to win you p Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Your ego is that gradule? Yeah? My god, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>as a guy, you want to be able to show

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<v Speaker 1>up for your day and do something special, and when

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<v Speaker 1>you fail in front of a girl, it's really embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>for a fair game. Did his attitude change after you

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<v Speaker 1>won the panda and he didn't? Yeah, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I thought we were having fun moving

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<v Speaker 1>around and then he had a little edgy over it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it didn't seem like he was the whole a

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<v Speaker 1>grudge or anything. I mean, it was only a panda,

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<v Speaker 1>but holding a grudge he was holding a panda just

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<v Speaker 1>feels like a red flag. But okay, so you were

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<v Speaker 1>able to move on after the duck Hunter. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed to let it go and he was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him the panda because I had used the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>He was okay, holding it. Okay, come out and he's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>He took off. Yeah, where's the panda? Panda? The panda

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<v Speaker 1>was there. He left the panda, but he was gone,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's like an emergency escape row. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>had to do that. It's really weird. It can't be

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<v Speaker 1>over a fair game. I mean, yeah, it's not that intense.

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<v Speaker 1>I might be on it. I would just sulkle the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the night and ruin the date. I would

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do, Tara? Well, I texted him because

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<v Speaker 1>I figured, oh, maybe you know, he went off to

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<v Speaker 1>use the bathroom himself, it's something to eat, you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But he didn't get back to me. So I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's weird. So how long did you wait before you

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<v Speaker 1>realize he had left left? I thought I waited probably

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<v Speaker 1>maybe in another forty five minutes. Oh oh you for saying, yeah, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she's sad panda. Oh So anyway, I laughed, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of mad obviously, yeah, i'd be more than

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<v Speaker 1>kind of Yeah, that's rude. So I kind of was.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't I didn't text him fright away. I waited

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<v Speaker 1>probably about a week and then like one night, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I had to chew too many wines, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little mad, So I kind of sent

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<v Speaker 1>him a drunk text. I didn't mean to. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, he deserves it. Why are you holding back? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you even want to call this guy? Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>something horrible happened to him and he left the panda

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<v Speaker 1>what he was abducted at the fair? I mean, what

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<v Speaker 1>could possibly it's happened to me before and then and

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<v Speaker 1>then I never text back. Yeah, he did go after

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<v Speaker 1>this text He did them initially when I was at

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<v Speaker 1>the fair, but he did. He sent me a sorry

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<v Speaker 1>with a dad Oh that was it. He does feel guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>He does it sorry with one little sad vase. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it sounds like you don't really want to get

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<v Speaker 1>another date with him. You're more were interested in finding

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<v Speaker 1>out the reason why he ditched. Yeah, that's kind of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I need like closure. I feel like, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just don't understand where went wrong. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well let's try and find out where you did go wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to play a song, come back, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call Mac for you and try and get your second date. Update. Okay, okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I just can't get that image out of

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<v Speaker 1>my head. A lonely stuffed panda bear left all by himself,

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<v Speaker 1>abandoned in the middle of the fair grounds with nobody

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<v Speaker 1>there to hug in. It's an image that's gonna haunt

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<v Speaker 1>my dreams for months. Wow. And I guess our listener

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<v Speaker 1>Tea got abandoned there too when her date Mac disappeared randomly.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know Tanna sounds like a strong independent woman. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that poor helpless panda was just left sitting in the rain,

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<v Speaker 1>crying out for someone. The snow and the tornado nearly

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<v Speaker 1>took him and he is just crying out for anybody

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<v Speaker 1>to love him. And I want to get some answers

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<v Speaker 1>and some justice today for Tara, but mostly for that

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<v Speaker 1>sad helpless panda pan abandoned at the fair ground. Tara,

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<v Speaker 1>how long has it been since the panda's traumatic day

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<v Speaker 1>at the fair I think it's been like four days. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>only four I was picturing like two weeks in my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>But she needs answer now. We're not gonna wait two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>She got an answer, Well, we're looking for a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more of an explanation, So let's call Mac right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Demanding an explanation. Yes, Panda needs to know. That's right, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go. I'm in a Dalla's number right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do this. Hello. Is this Mac? Yeah? This Mac

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<v Speaker 1>mask is calling Mac the panda abandoned her Mac. It

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't laugh. Excuse me? Oh what was that? Look? Mac,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning, and we're trying to get some answers here

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<v Speaker 1>for one of our listeners that you went on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with recently. Oh um, Like wait, your radio station

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<v Speaker 1>calling about like like the second date thing. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you've heard about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't even think that you should be eligible

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date. But here we are. I apologize

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<v Speaker 1>for my co host Brook. She's a little bit bitter

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<v Speaker 1>because we heard the story of what happened with you

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<v Speaker 1>and Tara at the fairgrounds. Yeah, but we only heard

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<v Speaker 1>one side of it. We're calling right now to get

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<v Speaker 1>your end of the story. Yeah, you ditched her? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you ditch her? I? Actually I feel very

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so embarrassed. Like I have to tell you, I

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<v Speaker 1>really liked Tera a lot, and everything was going really

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<v Speaker 1>good on the date. I gotta tell you. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>your go to move then? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? And I

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<v Speaker 1>really have meant to call her, and but I've been

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with like, literally a lot of stuff since I

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<v Speaker 1>was on that date. Stuff A text takes like two seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>What I mean, did you get an emergency call or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that why you had to leave while she was

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom. I'll explain. I act was just the

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<v Speaker 1>weirdest thing. While she was in the bathroom, a kid

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<v Speaker 1>came up to me like sixteen seventeen, okay, and asked

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<v Speaker 1>me if I would buy him some beer. Why would

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<v Speaker 1>you buy a teenager beer? Because I don't know. They

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<v Speaker 1>were just like, you know, they looked just underage. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought i'd help him out and I said sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and I went to the beer area. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>so many more red flags popping up. You guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it sounds weird, but I mean I was a

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<v Speaker 1>kid too, and I don't know. This is like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me just buy this kids some beer. And immediately I

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<v Speaker 1>got the beer and cops came out. You were buying

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<v Speaker 1>teenagers beer, but they were like narcs man, is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying? Yes exactly, And I was shook. I

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<v Speaker 1>never expected that to happen. I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a five second thing, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>instantly cited for providing miners with beer. Took me out

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<v Speaker 1>of the park to get my info, and it gets worse.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't paid my registrate. They looked up my plates

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<v Speaker 1>on my car, and I hadn't paid my registration for

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<v Speaker 1>like three years. Oh so you just driving around for

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<v Speaker 1>three years on expired tabs too. Sometimes you just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of put it aside, and you're like, it's been a year,

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<v Speaker 1>no one's done anything while and I stay impounded my

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<v Speaker 1>car and they took me to jail. Oh the more

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<v Speaker 1>that you explain, the more you seem like a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's worthy of a second day. Oh my god, So

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<v Speaker 1>you ditched her because you got arrested. Well, when you

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<v Speaker 1>put it that way, he dragged away from her him.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't spend too long in the jail, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was just I had to deal with getting my car

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<v Speaker 1>back right now. Yeah, I mean his biggest mistake was

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<v Speaker 1>not putting a post it note on the panda explaining

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to buy some teenage boys alcohol. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>big panda, it's gigantic, so I just left it there

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<v Speaker 1>for a second to buy the kid beer. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what happened to the panda. Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was left there and Tara had to find

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<v Speaker 1>it and had no clue what happened to you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why she's been freaking out wondering what's going on. It

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<v Speaker 1>does make sense why he only said sorry, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just felt embarrassed. I just don't know how to explain it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she wouldn't believe me. I thought that there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way anybody would believe. Well, I really do believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's find out if Tara believes you'd be because

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<v Speaker 1>she's actually on the other line listening right now and

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<v Speaker 1>wants to talk to you. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how these second dates work, Tara? God, are you speechless? Tara?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you there? I don't believe it. I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't believe him? Actually no, I believe him. I

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<v Speaker 1>just like the story is nuts. Okay, that's just crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have never guessed in a million years. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why he wasn't there. He was trying to party with

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<v Speaker 1>some teens. Man. Oh my gosh. But I gotta ask

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<v Speaker 1>you a question, like, what kind of cops were these

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<v Speaker 1>that you were dealing with. Were they cop cops orre

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<v Speaker 1>they like fair cups? You mean like security guards at

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<v Speaker 1>the fair groups? Yeah, like you know the ones I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know they had like badges and handcuffs and things.

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<v Speaker 1>There's cops at the fair. I've seen police officers at

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<v Speaker 1>the fair. Why does that matter? Yeah? What what difference

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<v Speaker 1>does it make to you? Tara? Well, because if their

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<v Speaker 1>fair cups, it's like he should have taken off, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he should have there. You want him to run? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, It's just the first thing I thought of.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, It's like sometimes fair cops are just always

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<v Speaker 1>hanging around and they're just checking on people. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand why you wouldn't run. It just seems like a

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<v Speaker 1>bonehead move to me. I don't know, you wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>to run away from the cops. Yeah, but of us

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<v Speaker 1>probably fair cops. That's not the same thing, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean what he eventually got taken down to

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<v Speaker 1>a police station. I mean, even if they transferred him

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<v Speaker 1>to other cops, Like, it's not I just can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>your red flag is that. Yeah. I'm just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you something. I'm not going to go

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<v Speaker 1>into detail about it because it happened in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did have kind of an issue like this

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<v Speaker 1>the Lasia. It's a milk jug game with the what

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<v Speaker 1>game milk? John games the milk You mean the game

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<v Speaker 1>where you like toss the softball into like the milk

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<v Speaker 1>the Jian milk. Ye can knock him over? Knock him over? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just took off. I kind of hid

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<v Speaker 1>behind the big stuffed animals, so like I bolted and

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<v Speaker 1>they getty fine, it was fine, it was blown over.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it doesn't sound that doesn't sound like

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing. Yeah, I know you're being pretty vague

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<v Speaker 1>about your story, but I was literally caught with alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>being given to a miner. I am just shocked at

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<v Speaker 1>where we're at right is not what I expect. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not disappointed that he bought some beer for some miners

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<v Speaker 1>at the fair. You're just more disappointed that he chose

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<v Speaker 1>to get himself arrested rather than try and run. So

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<v Speaker 1>I am kind of disappointed in the whole thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, like it was dumb for him to buy

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<v Speaker 1>the beer, and it's also dumb for him to not

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<v Speaker 1>get out of there quicker. Yeah, well, I I have

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<v Speaker 1>a really important question that I think the whole room

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<v Speaker 1>is thinking about right now. As I will purchase alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Jeffrey, not that I'm talking about the giant panda.

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<v Speaker 1>If they were fair cops, why wouldn't they let Mac

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<v Speaker 1>take it with him when he got arrested. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's happening right now. This is kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a weird conversation. What's happening is I'm going to offer

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<v Speaker 1>to send you out on another date with Tara, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay for that date. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, Tara,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to go out again, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>promise I won't be selling anything to anybody. Okay, Tara, no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. All they had to do with text me

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<v Speaker 1>and we could avoided all of this, So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, this is harder than winning one of those

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<v Speaker 1>fair games. Okay, we'll have fun, and maybe next time

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<v Speaker 1>you're at the jail you should probably go out with

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<v Speaker 1>like an actual criminal. That is the silver lining from this.

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<v Speaker 1>Somewhere out there, Tara, there is your bad boy who's

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<v Speaker 1>willing to run away from the fair. Yeah, you will

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<v Speaker 1>find him one day. Thank you, Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like people's priorities in dating and finding a

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<v Speaker 1>life partner right now are way off just the inconsequential details.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've been hearing lately from people the weird things

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<v Speaker 1>that they focus on for why they won't go out

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<v Speaker 1>with you. She did focus on the focused on it, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't try running from the cops. I would think

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<v Speaker 1>typically a normal red flag would be getting arrested. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's trying to buy alcohol for miners. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't registered my car in years and I got arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's so many Also, him getting angry that

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<v Speaker 1>she won the game and he didn't win the game.

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<v Speaker 1>That has every cause that is, let's better. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. All these weird, random details that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think really matter in finding like a true life partner.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what everybody's focusing on, and it's deterring others from

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<v Speaker 1>actually getting together. So, yeah, so we're able to get

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<v Speaker 1>a second date there. You expected them to go out again. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying if they didn't focus so much on

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<v Speaker 1>the nitty gritty, there was a lot of other things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, out of all second dates, I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>this one was going to be successful from the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of He left me alone outside of a public restroom

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<v Speaker 1>for forty five minutes and I found out because he

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<v Speaker 1>broke the last several times. Yeah, I'm just so frustrated

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<v Speaker 1>with the dating game. We desperately need a real love

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<v Speaker 1>story on this show, so we need people to email us.

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<v Speaker 1>If someone isn't calling you back and you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a long criminal record, hopefully then we can call the person.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't discriminate. It's asking for a lot

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<v Speaker 1>from our listeners. I know that we'll call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning