WEBVTT - This is Dramatic: Splits, Smells and Stuck 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:06.000 This is the most dramatic podcast ever and iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:09.440 Chris Harrison and Lauren Zema coming to you from the 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:11.039 home office in Austin, Texas. 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:11.319 LZ. 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:14.680 We have a jam Pack show today. What is in 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:16.200 the playbook jam Packed? 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:21.480 Just like that infamous Delta flight. Everybody, First, we are 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.320 talking about, Oh, you thought that airline travel couldn't get 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:27.360 any crappier, Well, how about the flight that had to 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:31.440 land because it was covered in shit. Then Joe Jonas 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:35.440 and Sophie Turner's relationship takes a turn for the poopy. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:39.080 They have decided to divorce, while Kylie Jenner and Timothy 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:46.720 Shallomey debut their love Then Ruby Frank influencer turned child abuser. 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:50.040 What this means for the future of social media and parenting? 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:53.279 And last, but not least, they're the last ones to leave. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:57.320 More than seventy thousand people stuck at Burning Man. Wow, 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:58.200 that's my nightmare. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:02.520 There are some lessons and takeaways. We're starting with poop. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:06.520 We can't start with poop. Let's start with what's going 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.400 on with us? Because you had a I mean, you 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.560 want to talk breaking news. This was a mile marker moment. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.640 Everybody before we get to all those stories. Let's talk 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:19.679 about a moment that might become a major historical milestone 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:26.400 of our relationship. Chris Harrison got his first ever yeah pedicure. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:26.920 I did. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.200 This surprised me so Basically. I had just come home 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.320 from spending the weekend with my mom for Labor Day. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.440 I was helping my mom clean out she still lives 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:37.320 in the home that I grew up in, and my 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.200 little brother. Shout out to Jonathan Zeema, God love him, 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:41.960 but still hadn't cleaned out his room. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:47.880 Terrifically successful lawyer, maybe the hottest rising star in the 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:51.880 legal front in southern California, his childhood bedroom is a disaster. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.280 Yeah, you know, turning twenty nine in a week I 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.160 texted him. I'm like, hey, dude, I'm home with mom. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:58.840 I'm cleaning out your room. He goes, I was going 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.520 to do that at Thanksgiving, I said, of which year? 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:02.320 You know? 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.320 I mean, It's funny. No matter how intelligent and successful 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:07.960 he is, he's still my little brother. But I had 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:10.280 a great weekend at home with my mom. She criticized 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.320 me in the best ways possible. That always makes me 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:17.480 feel loved, unless unpacked that in therapy later but so 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.920 we come home and I'm like, you know, I just 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.440 love to get a manicure, pedicare I've been literally digging, 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:27.680 you know, cleaning dust and digging out artifacts of childhood 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:33.200 for three days and Chris says he's never gotten a pedicure. Now, 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.880 you had had a manicure, I have. Why when I 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.480 think of all the years that you spent in Hollywood 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.200 getting pampered, how did you never get a pedicare? 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.520 I never did, and I have. I mean, I will 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.640 brag on myself a little bit above average looking feet, 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.080 like I don't have those bad dude feet that a 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.440 guy's played sports his whole life, which I have. I 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.919 pretty good looking feet, so nothing to be embarrassed about. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.639 I'm gonna be honest with you. Your feet are fine. Yeah, 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.880 I think you're comparing your feet maybe to like the 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:06.280 horror of what a messy, gross sprat boys feet my own, just. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:09.400 Guy guys that have been active their whole lives, you know, you. 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.080 Know, And I'll be honest, I can't really think of 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.000 what any other men's feet look like like any guy 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:14.880 I'd ever dated in the past, I can't remember their 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.680 feet as we're sitting here now, so I can't. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:21.000 I don't like to compare feet. But I've never had 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.560 a pedicara. I got a manicure, and actually, the funny 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.119 thing is the first one I got was with Jim Belushi. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.440 What back in the day when I was at ABC 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.360 and I was at the upfronts in New York and 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.320 I was at the Ritz Central Park South. They create 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.880 this room for the talent and I walked in because 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:39.080 I didn't know what was going on. You get a 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.880 little powder on your nose before you go to this 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:44.400 upfront presentation where you're talking to the advertisers. John Ritter 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:48.280 was there and then Belushi was there doing according to Jim, 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.600 and he's like, Harrison, have you ever and I've never 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.280 met the guy you you ever had a manicure? And 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.520 I was like, no, sir, I haven't. He's like, sit down, 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.040 He's like, you're gonna love this. And I got a 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.080 manicure with blution. She was one of the highlights of 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:03.000 my days ever at ABC. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.280 So maybe you just felt you topped out with that, 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:06.080 never get. 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:06.280 It out there. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.560 So I just never went there with my feet. But 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.960 and you know, I'm not against it. I'm in for 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:14.040 a spa day I'm in for all the pampering. I 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:15.640 love it. I just I don't know why I've never 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.240 done it, but damn it, I love it. 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.000 And I'm are you in now? 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:19.400 Yeah? 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:20.400 Now I'm kind of addicted. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:22.919 I posted about this on Instagram, and I had several 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.320 women message me that they would take like their husband 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.720 or even some women said their father like an older 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:32.360 man and took them and then they became addicted. Now 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.160 these guys regularly go get pedicures. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.280 I was, I'm pretty comfortable with this stuff. I was 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.240 a little uncomfortable. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:38.000 Why. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:42.200 I just, You're just you're walking into enemy territory. It's 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:43.000 not your jam. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:46.160 Oh, the salon isn't a familiar place for you, Okay, 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:47.279 enemy territory. 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.200 It's not a sports bar, it's not you know, You're 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:55.080 just it's unfamiliar territory and so predominantly filled with women. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:59.600 What help. There was a really burly, manly dude sitting. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.560 In the middle of the what a handlebar must He had. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:02.800 A handle or mustache, and he was. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:04.920 You know what, that was a manicured, groomed man. 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:06.960 Yeah, And so I'm like, I'm. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:12.000 Good, I get that because I feel that way. Conversely, 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.400 sometimes like if I might walk into a gym and 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:17.400 it's full of guys, then I sort of feel like 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.719 the guys are judging me if I'm using the machines 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.000 or they're checking me out. You feel a little vulnerable. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.119 I was just gonna say, because Taylor, my daughter, says 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:26.440 the same thing. She goes, I don't like to go 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.280 to the gym because I feel like everyone's looking at me. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:29.840 I said, well, that's our perception. 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.080 But I will also say sometimes for women that is 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.200 a reality. Like you know, women, are you go to 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:35.480 the gym and guys are checking you out? 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:35.920 That's true. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.400 Yeah, so, but that is our perception anyway, whether whether 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.240 it's happening or not. And that was my perception. You 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:44.080 walk in. It felt like that record scratch moment of 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.960 like what are you doing here? But I quickly got 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.159 really comfortable in the little massage chair and it was awesome. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.159 So I thank you for broadening my horizons. And I 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:53.880 think my feet look fantastic. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.480 I will tell you I can no longer hear them 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.760 against the sheets, isn't And I. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.479 Tell you this, I would never go barefoot on an airplane, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.040 even before the poopy plane. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:08.240 Oh what a transition Okay, the first story. Everybody, I'm 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:11.719 guessing you've heard about it. If you haven't, this feels 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.920 like maybe now the most infamous airline flight of all time. 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:18.200 Nobody's gonna forget this. I've had several people send me 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.600 articles about this. I sent it to you. I couldn't 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:22.839 believe it when I first saw it. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.040 Well, now the video is out, you can actually see it. 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:32.440 A Delta Airline International flight had to make an emergency landing. 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:37.200 The pilot said there was a bio hazard on board, 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:42.880 and we've now seen viral video. What that biohazard was 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:46.599 was a passenger had oh gosh, well, the news that 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:50.720 first came out was that the person had pooped all 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.800 the way through the plane. And when that first came 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.960 out before the video was released, I remember I sent 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.679 you the article and said, what do you think that means? 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.039 My guess was the only way you poop all the 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.520 way through a plane is if someone is having an 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.720 issue trying to get to the bathroom and they can't 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.679 control it and they go all the way down the aisle. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.600 Someone is having explosive diarrhea. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.960 You said it. The video comes out confirmed that's the case. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:19.320 There is diarrhea all down the aisle of this plane. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.320 What a runway, a run's way? 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.040 A trail of horror on the airplane. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.400 Do you hear the punt? I just made No, you 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:29.040 miss that. Let me back that up and highlight this 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.640 rea Okay, go, I just said it from the runway 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:33.160 to the runs way. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.840 I'm sorry. We just rewound the tape for that. It 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.200 is horrifying to see. And it's horrifying to even think of. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.760 I the only thing that I can even come close 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:46.119 to saying happened to me one time. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.160 Oh god, where are we calling this? 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.760 There was a so you know, everyone can bring their 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.960 dogs on a plane. It was like a thing like, oh, 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:54.440 my dogs are a while it was a big thing. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:56.400 My dog's a service dog and you have this like 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.600 eighty pound animal laying in front of you. Someone had 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:02.080 brought a dog clearly wasn't a service dog, but you 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.080 know it had the tag on it so great and 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:10.080 this dog relieved itself. No on the plane in every 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:14.320 way possible. No, And it was and this was just 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:18.920 a pile of dog poo and it was so horrifyingly stinky. 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:20.560 What horrible did the person do? 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:24.120 They try to clean it up and then here's the 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:28.000 trick that they You can't do it for a runway 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.840 of diarrhea that goes the extent of the plane. But 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.320 what they do is they bring coffee grounds out. So 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.720 the flight attendants come and bury it with coffee grounds 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:38.760 because that overpowers the smell. And it actually worked. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:39.400 Wow. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.400 And then the whole place smelled like coffee grounds, which 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.520 was better but still for Yeah, so but that only 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.400 helps for think about one small spot. This was an 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:52.800 entire plane. I can't imagine you were confined in this tube. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:58.440 The smell, the screams, the you know, sitting those people that. 0:08:58.800 --> 0:08:59.839 It was a pretty big plane. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.920 Think of a plane that's an international flight. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.920 Yeah, two aisles on either side of those middle seats, 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.280 so it was on if you're facing the front of 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.000 the plane, it was on the left side of the 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:11.840 plane all the way down. So at least those on 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.280 the right side of the plane were like, what's going on? 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:17.959 But I'm sure they were awakened to it when they 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:18.480 smelled it. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.760 Well, interesting about the coffee grounds trick of the trade. 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.840 I mean, I was thinking the issue is airline floors 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.920 are like that thin carpet, but it's carpet, So if 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.800 a bodily fluid, and I've wondered sometimes why don't airlines 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.880 and hotels just go with like a nice lamin it. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.280 But it's probably a slipping hazard. They don't want people 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:40.480 that I get it on airplanes just for safety. Yeah, 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:45.880 but then me run into this. I you run into this. Sorry. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:50.680 So I I was thinking about how you when you 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:52.679 were just telling that story and you said I have 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:54.480 a story. I was like, are you going to reveal 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.960 something about yourself? And I asked you this question, who 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:02.959 do you feel worse for? Yeah, person who did the pooping, 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:07.000 or the people who were subject to the poop, the 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.160 passenger or the rest of the passengers. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:13.439 I get the passenger, the horror of that, the shame 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.720 I feel for those people that were on that aisle. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:19.640 I have to be honest with you. I feel worse 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.360 for the passenger. Yeah, because the people who are on 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.480 the plane, I mean, look, I feel horrible for them. 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.400 And also probably I saw somebody tweet something like, imagine 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:32.160 you missed your vacation because like people, they had a 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:35.000 major delay. They had to emergency land the plane, which 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.160 I do think the pilot made the right call. 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.400 And it's interesting, what are you going to do spend 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.160 another eight hours going to London. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.760 Right, Well, I mean people couldn't walk up and down 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.280 the aisle, you know, like I wouldn't have landed the 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.720 plane for the dogs. One poop in one little idea. 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:52.840 But you know, listen, this isn't the first. I'm sure 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.280 babies have pooped on planes or people have thrown up 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.600 on planes, but this was all the way through. But 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.360 I feel the worst or the passenger, because everybody else 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:06.480 is walking away with a gross but ultimately a story, 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.600 and like one day they're gonna laugh about it, hopefully 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.719 this poor person. I actually they have not released the 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.400 name yet. I truly hope they don't release the name 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:18.240 of this person because obviously they didn't mean or want 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.000 to do that. They have to be so ashamed. They 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.280 had to feel so ashamed in the moment. I mean, 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.280 what if it's an elderly person. 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.280 We don't do the same thing or yeah, so I 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:27.560 like that. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.560 And I saw a lot of people because some media 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.000 outlets were posting about the story on Instagram, and some 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.200 people in the comment section were even saying like, look, 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.280 this isn't like we don't want to know the person's name. 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.400 We feel bad. This could be you know, it could 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.199 have been someone who's very ill. We don't know, yeah 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.760 and so, or it could have been somebody who's really hungover. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.760 And get yourself to the back. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.240 We can get there. Who knows why. I mean, I 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.440 but if you put yourself in those shoes, could you 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.720 imagine you're just like, I'm not gonna make it. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.760 If this person's name is released, everyone, this story becomes 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.240 so much bigger. I mean, by the way time of recording. 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.040 For all we know, it could be this person is 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:02.640 doing a sit down on the Today Show. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:06.560 I just hope they get to live in obscurity. And 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:07.559 it's just the fact that. 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:08.880 No I can see the footage. Now they're going to 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.079 take them back to the plane. They're going to do 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:11.400 a reenactment, walk them through the. 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:13.679 Plane, dramatic reenactment. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:15.840 Okay, I was really thinking about the logistics and then 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.439 I'll be done with this. When I first heard about 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.920 it again, when you hear all the way through the 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:24.200 plane and then you see it, I was just thinking, Okay, 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:27.480 I don't know, like, we're not all unfamiliar. People have 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:31.400 had food poisoning, We've all had our moments. Whatever, I'm thinking, 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:34.760 how do you not? First of all, how do you 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.720 not get to the bathroom? It had to really be bad. 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:41.240 But second of all, like I'm like, was it a 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:46.120 person in a dress? Because even if you boop yourself, 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.800 it's mostly contained to your pants, Like, how does it 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.000 get all the way down that much? 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:52.480 Yeah? 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:55.080 Like that, because it's a lot. It's like someone ran 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:55.840 down naked. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:00.600 Using my deductive reasoning, my detective skills, my investigation of journalists, 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.880 hat I'm saying this person was wearing a dresser skirt. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:07.079 When I had young children, we would call that a blowout, 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:08.840 and that happens from time to time. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.360 I have to be honest, I don't understand this. I've 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:14.280 seen it, like a baby's wearing a diaper, but somehow 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:15.960 the poop's not in the diaper, it's on the clothes. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:19.040 So sometimes it's so impressive. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:21.880 That it goes through the diaper out the sides. Oh, 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:22.800 there's just so much. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:25.000 There's so much, and it's just force full and it's 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:28.480 a blowout and you're like, oh, there's that onesie and 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.360 then you burn it. And which is what they should 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:33.000 do with this plane. I hope they destroy this plane. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.480 The plane should be humanely destroyed. They're not going to 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.320 the has Matt crew that has to come on. And 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.040 that's the other thing. Think of the crew that has 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:43.320 to come on and clean that. Howeveryone got off that 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.520 plane and had to crawl over to the other aisle. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:50.160 Just oh man, my heart goes out for everybody on 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:50.800 that plane. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.080 There were people who got poop on them on that plane, 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:53.520 for sure. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:55.839 I'm wondering how many people got sick, Like how many 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.800 people just threw up, were gagging like there had to 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:05.400 be a lot takeaway. Don't eat the fish we went 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:09.319 offered on a plane, you know, go vegetarian, don't eat 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:09.640 the fish. 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:13.040 Here's the thing, it's horrible to be sick on a plane, regardless, 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.240 like if you're ever in that situation, being in a 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:21.840 plane bathroom is horrifying. And this just this takes the 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:37.400 chocolate cake. Okay, enough enough poop talk, you know what, 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.640 Let's take a turn to just like celebrity drama gossip 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.960 to get us out of this. But you know, we're 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.520 going to turn to somebody who's not in a great place. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:51.360 Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. This was a bit of 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:55.880 a shocker announcing they're divorcing after only about four years 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.480 of marriage. They have two children, so I mean, our 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:01.800 hearts go out to them. But they were a pretty 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:06.680 like publicly happy couple. They would do cute little TikTok 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.200 videos together and like gush about each other. But they 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.240 did just both release after a few rumors, a few 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:18.680 TMZ reports, they did both release a joint statement. And 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:21.160 when I say both release a joint I'm sort of 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.240 over using my words because their statement over uses the 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.040 words a little bit. It says that they have quote 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:30.960 mutually decided to amicably end their marriage. Now, I think 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.720 part of the reason they're so emphatic on the mutual 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.360 amicability of it all is that there had been over 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:42.320 just the past few days, some major accusations, reports flying 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.880 reports that you know, his ring is off and that 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.680 he saw something on a ring camera, a lots of 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.160 ring stuff that made him decide it was over, and 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.560 reports from sources that she's out partying and he had 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:56.160 the kids even though he was on tour, like it 0:15:56.200 --> 0:16:00.680 was getting very nasty. And I'm glad glad they release 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:05.440 that joint statement, but it makes me my spidy sense 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.520 is going off that somebody's like out to get someone 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:15.040 here because there's just a lot of details, alleged details 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:18.200 out like the ring camera thing, that are kind of 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:21.760 trying to really it really sounds like whatever these sources are, 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.320 they're trying to make Sophie Turner look bad here, and 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:25.760 it makes me think it's going to get nasty. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.640 There's a lot of sources. My guess is their team 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:31.760 or even their their separate teams are trying to get 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.400 ahead of this clearly today and tomorrow and trying to 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:37.960 squelch this stuff and control it. It's because it sounds 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.760 like the sources are out there TMZ saying stuff, but 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.040 it's they're trying to control the narrative as much as possible. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:47.040 But I agree sometimes when this stuff starts rolling out, 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:48.200 it's it's going to get out. 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:49.680 Well. 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:54.480 Wishing them all the best, but yeah, my spidy sense 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.840 is going off here that this might. 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.640 Get a little dark, ugly before it gets better. Yes, 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.760 is there good news in Hollyoo good news? 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.240 I'll see this falls right down the middle Kylie Jenner 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:09.280 and Timothy, although I believe the correct pronunciation is timote 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:15.760 chala May Timothay. He is part French and speaks fluent 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:17.720 French and has an accent over the first e of 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:24.040 his name. They made their public debut at Beyonce's Big 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:28.399 concert in LA this week. Lots of celebrities there as 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.960 Zendea there and Tom Holland. By the way, the cutest 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:35.439 footage of Zendaya coming into the concert with like Kinta 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:41.159 Brunson and some other amazing entertainers and Tom Holland just 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.880 following her filming like being such a good Instagram boyfriend. 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:46.240 So shout out to Tom Holland. I love how obsessed 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:50.800 he is with her. And so Kylie Jenner, the Kardashians 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.919 are there, Kendall was there, Kim was there. I think 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:57.680 Chloe and Chris are there, and then Kylie and Timothy, 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:00.760 and there were rumors that they were dating. They've never 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:02.679 like really gone to an event together, but at the 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.879 concert they're kind of hanging all over each other. But 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:08.320 there's been mixed reviews from the people on the slope. 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.399 Oh really, people are not in favor of this? 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:14.200 Well yeah, no, why why? 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:18.080 Well because they're taking Timothy Shallomey off the market because 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:19.119 he's such a heart throb. 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:22.639 Or I think people are struck by what just feels 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:26.440 like an odd couple. It's just two very different corners 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:27.760 of Hollywood. 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:31.920 And careers, and people don't seem to do great when 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.600 you do get involved in that entire family. 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:36.600 Oh my gosh. Well, people are bringing up this photo 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:40.600 from years ago, which I'd forgotten about. It's a photo 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.480 They're at Nobu Malibu getting dinner. It's like a group 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:46.000 of guys and in the picture at the time years 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:51.040 ago is Kanye West, Timothy Shallomey, and Pete Davidson. No way, 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:55.000 so obviously Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashia dated Kanye and Kim, 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.080 and now Timothy is dating Kylie. And someone said, like 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:03.879 they're You could write at this point truly thesises, theses papers, 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.720 turn papers, grad study papers on the lore of the Kardashians. 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:11.280 They are like the modern day Shakespearean tragedies of love 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:12.639 and lust in Hollywood? 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:16.080 Are they the Kennedys. Oh, almost to that level of 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:18.320 you want to be seen with them, but it really 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:22.280 doesn't go well. But like there's drama and there's a 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:23.159 price to be paid. 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:26.560 Oh you're no, You're that's a very good There are 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:29.919 modern day Kennedy's. Because with the Kennedies, it's like so 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.280 many people in the family were in the headlines. 0:19:31.920 --> 0:19:33.119 Pork to Calabasas. 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:37.119