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<v Speaker 1>Of the Law and Order franchises, SVU is considered especially watchable.

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<v Speaker 2>We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the

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<v Speaker 2>vicious felonies. These episodes are based on.

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<v Speaker 3>These are our stories.

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<v Speaker 4>Done done, Yay, that's messed up.

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<v Speaker 3>An SVU podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Lisa and I'm Kara, and this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>we recap episodes of the iconic show Law and Orders

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>We recap crimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we talk to a guest, sometimes we don't, but

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<v Speaker 1>first we chit and chat hit chat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's wild, like I do bring up SVU no matter

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<v Speaker 2>where I am, and it's multiple times. It's like SVU

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<v Speaker 2>and soul cycle and I really need to find something

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<v Speaker 2>else to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I like my oh and dexter. My friend

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<v Speaker 1>just went my friend just went to a sex party,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go. So my understanding is, and my understanding

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<v Speaker 1>is from Law and Order SVU, is that there are

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<v Speaker 1>large playrooms and then there are smaller fuck rooms. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, that's actually pretty accurate. I'm like, everything I

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<v Speaker 1>know is from the multiple sex clubs I've gone to

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<v Speaker 1>via Law and Order SVU.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I actually have a brush with the law. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if you spoke to your friend Rachel. But

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<v Speaker 2>our friend Liby did a fundraiser. She does it every

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<v Speaker 2>year at Bellhouse and it's people bring tampons and sanitary

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<v Speaker 2>like woman's products for shelters. And right now it's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get them into schools because I didn't know, but

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<v Speaker 2>I guess there's a new law in New York that

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<v Speaker 2>schools must provide sanitary care for students, but they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have an increased budget.

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<v Speaker 3>So now these schools are like kind of scrambling. So whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So afterwards, we walked to a bar and we're at

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<v Speaker 2>the bar. Everyone you know, we're a bit, we're mostly

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<v Speaker 2>a big group. It's a weekday night, so we're at

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<v Speaker 2>the bar and you know the bar, it's Halliards and

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<v Speaker 2>Julie and I are at the bar and we look

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<v Speaker 2>over and there's just kind of a grubby look guy like,

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<v Speaker 2>not to be too judgmental, but like just looked unsavory, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes and sits right next to all of

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<v Speaker 2>our friends, and I'm looking at him, and Julia goes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>it could be someone's friend. I go, that's not anybody's friend.

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<v Speaker 2>So she goes, let's grab our purses. So we grab

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<v Speaker 2>our purses and live our lives. Next thing we know,

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<v Speaker 2>a woman's bag was taken, an umbrella was thrown at

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<v Speaker 2>our other friend.

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<v Speaker 3>He was causing chaos.

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<v Speaker 2>The bartender calls the cops on him because there's stuff

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even see. Seven cops come, maybe eight, none

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<v Speaker 2>of them white. Like it was a United Colors of

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<v Speaker 2>Benetton ad.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like set. We were all trying to like,

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<v Speaker 3>fuck these cops.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you know, like we were so excited,

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<v Speaker 2>and people kept looking at me being like, look at you, smile,

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<v Speaker 2>you are thrilled. I go, I can't even believe we're

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<v Speaker 2>in the litle bit all of all this. They've been

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<v Speaker 2>looking for this guy all day. He's been going from

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<v Speaker 2>bar to bar. The cops have been chasing him around

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<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew immediately, you knew immediately because so the Julia,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't know, maybe it's just a guy

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<v Speaker 1>in a bad day, you know. And so then this

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<v Speaker 1>is what's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're giving information where like it says Yale on

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<v Speaker 2>the T shirt, we're telling him everything that happened, what's missing, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>All the cops leave within three minutes. This guy's back,

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<v Speaker 2>so that means these cops couldn't find him. His T

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<v Speaker 2>shirt's now inside out, which means he heard us talking

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<v Speaker 2>to the cops about the Yale.

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<v Speaker 1>So that means he was nearby. Cops didn't take him.

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<v Speaker 2>All of them leave, so he comes back and starts

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<v Speaker 2>like lighting his lighter at us over and over because

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<v Speaker 2>we're outside smoking weed obviously, and he goes, I got

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<v Speaker 2>a brick, so we run inside. He throws a brick

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<v Speaker 2>through the bar window, glass broken everywhere by the pool,

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<v Speaker 2>saying look up, no, I guess he took a pool

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<v Speaker 2>cubby on the bar, like, but this time he's outside

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<v Speaker 2>through the brick or umbrella, he broke a window.

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<v Speaker 1>The cops come back and like, that's that. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>also like, he brew through a brick through the window

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<v Speaker 1>of the bar that you were in, Yes, oh my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking god.

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<v Speaker 3>So then the bars under So then the cops came back.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like, why didn't one of you stay, like

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<v Speaker 2>you've been looking from all day? Well, I could tell

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<v Speaker 2>you how you lost him, like what? So they all

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<v Speaker 2>left and then they all came back, and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>but you, why wasn't there one uni here or like

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<v Speaker 2>why didn't you at least walk around the block.

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<v Speaker 1>He clearly was.

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<v Speaker 2>Listening us to us tell the cops, like he was

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<v Speaker 2>wearing a Yale T shirt this and that, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he comes back with his shirt inside up.

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<v Speaker 1>In the time that you between you guys like them

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<v Speaker 1>calling the cops and the cops showing up.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy just kind of strolled away, right. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 3>think he got gone because he was taking stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>He took people's stuff and was and threw an umbrella

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<v Speaker 2>at Natasha the chef.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, not Natasha, yes Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was everyone just kept looking at me

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<v Speaker 2>being like you're loving this. I go, yeah, to be

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of all this, and you know, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Was this like last night or two nights ago? Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been waiting to talk. I've been waiting.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I'm like waiting to talk about the brush with

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<v Speaker 2>the law. And just like immediately like this guy doesn't blow.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is that shit? That is fucking crazy? But you

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<v Speaker 1>know how to clock them, you really do. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you clock a psycho.

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<v Speaker 3>From a mile away.

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<v Speaker 1>But then also two guys a run out there like

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<v Speaker 1>he's coming back. Like everyone we were like in it.

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<v Speaker 1>We were all in it together. So yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>quite exciting. But I feel like, did we go to

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<v Speaker 1>another I don't think I went home early though. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>we kept. I mean the window was broken and we

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<v Speaker 1>were still in there. Oh my god, yeah, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>But it just shows the an effectiveness of police because

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<v Speaker 2>it's like within minutes of them leaving, this happened. And

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<v Speaker 2>so it's like one of you couldn't have stayed. I

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<v Speaker 2>just don't get it. I just don't get how you're

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<v Speaker 2>that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But also so New York for you guys to all

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<v Speaker 1>just like carry on with a broken window and like

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<v Speaker 1>a brick has just called through it. You're like, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>clean up the glass. I have a martini to finish.

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<v Speaker 1>The people playing pool continue to play pool like the

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<v Speaker 1>with broken glass ships around them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh my god. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was quite silly. It was quite silly.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I do have a couple of celeb sightings

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<v Speaker 2>for last night, so I do. It's been a big day,

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<v Speaker 2>a big Okay, So I arrived at so our friend

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<v Speaker 2>Ali mckofsky's birthday. She's gonna meet me late night at

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<v Speaker 2>the cellar. You know, she's in town. So I'm you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I see her, I'm walking towards her. Then there's someone

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not really that into, but I say hi, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I look and it's Adrian Grenier and your.

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<v Speaker 3>Least favorite character from The Devilwaar's Prada.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, not only that, he's very attractive, there's no two

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<v Speaker 2>ways about it. Yeah, no charm and it got worse.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just like didn't care because I didn't like

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<v Speaker 2>the comedian he was with, so I immediately was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't the crew for me. And Adrian was mean

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<v Speaker 2>to someone in my life that I so in my head,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm immediately like I'm not fucking with this guy. But

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<v Speaker 2>he is also so like I'm okay with the situation

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<v Speaker 2>as well. But then he starts making jokes that were

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<v Speaker 2>so bad, like Ali's like, hey, do you have gum?

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<v Speaker 2>And he points to his gums and goes, I got

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<v Speaker 2>a gum right there, and she goes, oh, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have any more?

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<v Speaker 3>He goes right here my gum.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and I'm like so uncomfortable, and he goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking of getting into comedy. You know, amateurs are

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<v Speaker 2>funnier than professionals.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I can do it, and then continue

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<v Speaker 2>to make horrible jokes. So then finally he talks about

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<v Speaker 2>Ali as a farm, so I'm interested. So then I

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<v Speaker 2>finally A'm like, oh my god, what kind of animals

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<v Speaker 2>do you have? And he goes, well, my wife, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I just stare and he's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Well and lives. You know, you get it. It's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just went and I go, I'll see you

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<v Speaker 2>later Alli, and I went inside, and then she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going up. I go, no, I

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<v Speaker 2>just couldn't really be around I couldn't be around it.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't be around it. And he made another bad joke.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, I'm blocking it out of my head.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh my god, I'm obsessed. I was just like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going inside. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't, like what the fuck? But still like a

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<v Speaker 1>super babe. It's kind of like though maybe he's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like the John Hamm character a Dirty Rock, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like he's kind said that and he never had

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<v Speaker 1>to develop like real personality or jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I go downstairs to the other I'm at

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<v Speaker 2>the seller. I get off stage. A server comes up

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<v Speaker 2>to me, Greg and he goes, John Hamm is here

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<v Speaker 2>losing his shit. No, he's obsessed. I go, oh great,

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<v Speaker 2>you know love a celebri.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he saw you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, So then I you know, that's nice. But like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm living my life. So I leave. I'm almost home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm walking home. Shane's Horras texts me going, John Ham's

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<v Speaker 2>looking for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come back, double back, babe. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>you left. I can't believe you left. You heard a

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity was sniffing around like like likes your comedy, and

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<v Speaker 1>you were like, I'm on a head home, Like what

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<v Speaker 1>were you feeling that ill?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, well, I don't understand. No, I didn't think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like, oh I didn't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just didn't even think about it. So of course

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<v Speaker 2>I come back. I'm like, I'm in a car, I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 2>So I came back and I hung out a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit with John Hamm and his wife, who had a

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<v Speaker 2>terrible Bravo opinion.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's John Ham's wife?

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<v Speaker 2>She's beautiful, beautiful, and she said the two worst people

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<v Speaker 2>in Bravo larsa. I can agree. And then Derinda and

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<v Speaker 2>I go excuse me, I go. Ramona's word, she goes, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I go. Ramona's a trumper who is the rudest person alive,

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<v Speaker 2>like Derinda just has emotional damage and is a blackout

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<v Speaker 2>drunk like that is different. But yeah, she thinks Direnda's

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<v Speaker 2>like evil and that was really hard for me to hear. No,

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<v Speaker 2>John am was just giving me compliments and I loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you know, I was acting and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>is this weird? I go no, I feel great being

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<v Speaker 2>summoned by you to get compliments, and like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is great. So he feels like he's like a

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<v Speaker 1>guy that's really into comedy, doesn't he know?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, so he just did Doug Benson's I Love

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<v Speaker 2>Movies at Grammercy and then they did dinner and then

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<v Speaker 2>they just like walked in because they're famous and like

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<v Speaker 2>to laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's fun. So dogs, No, dog wasn't there. I wish.

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<v Speaker 2>But how funny that you mentioned John Hamm and that

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<v Speaker 2>was the next celebsode I had crazy well because.

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<v Speaker 1>You met because John ham is hot as hell, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think actually has a good personality. Maybe he was

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<v Speaker 1>dorky as a kid or something. I bet Adrian Grenier

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<v Speaker 1>has been like a little heart throbbed since he was

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<v Speaker 1>a child.

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<v Speaker 3>Just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be a child heart throb but you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. But he's just been like a hot

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<v Speaker 1>guy as well. Then John emailed me. Oh, for those

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<v Speaker 1>of you on the let our listening, she's showing me

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<v Speaker 1>the notification on Gmail of an email from John Ham.

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<v Speaker 3>What's emailing you about? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it later. I love that it's all positive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all positive.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is his wife? Though? Now I'm like who?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot her names? I feel rude, But she was

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<v Speaker 1>like really pretty and like fun. Well remember his what

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend that he was Jennifer Webb but they were never married?

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<v Speaker 1>And then no, but I love her. I liked her movies.

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<v Speaker 2>And they have one movie about like Amya, Rudolph Sin

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<v Speaker 2>and a bunch of people where it's like different couples.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I forgot what it's called Friends with Kids. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it might be called oh wait a minute, this

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<v Speaker 1>says she's been on Law and Order. Svew hold on

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me, John Ham's wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that makes sense because I kept staring at

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<v Speaker 2>her and I thought she was from America's Next top Model.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, but I'm like, that doesn't make sense

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<v Speaker 2>time wise. I'm like, yeah, how do I know this woman?

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<v Speaker 2>So she's an SVU.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's in an episode. We got to look it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm dying to know what you and John Ham?

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<v Speaker 1>How you and John Ham's Hey, you know what, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we'll double We'll do a lunch meet you. Marcia gayhearted? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>so she likes she hates Larsa and Derinda. That that

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<v Speaker 1>is a wild take. Although I hate Lara, we can

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<v Speaker 1>confront her for something. Yeah, Larsa's awful, but that is

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<v Speaker 1>not Dirinda. Derinda would house you, Derinda would go out

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<v Speaker 1>of your way. Deornda would be nice to your family.

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, like Laurena gets me during is a mean drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's all we can say about Durinda. She said, jah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's not a mad person.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, have you seen the documentary on Netflix called Unknown

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<v Speaker 1>Number that everybody is fucking talking about everyone's talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't watched it, but I know that this story

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<v Speaker 2>was huge, so I know what it's about.

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<v Speaker 1>People. We talked about this and I go, no, this

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<v Speaker 1>was the case. But we talked about it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>because a few years ago I read the article in

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<v Speaker 1>The Cut. There's a long article in the Cut about

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<v Speaker 1>this happening, and the Cut was constantly.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, even after I read it, they were feeding me this.

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<v Speaker 1>Article as like a paid article to try to get

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<v Speaker 1>me to like join or whatever subscribe, And I think

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about it on the podcast maybe yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>then I just like woke up one day and my

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<v Speaker 1>feeds were like filled with images of this woman.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what is this from?

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<v Speaker 1>And then when I looked, I was like, Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>because it's weird when you read an article about one

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<v Speaker 1>of these things, you have like the victims and the

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<v Speaker 1>people all in your head of like what they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to look like, and like the mom is not what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she would look like, and so I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>who is this woman everyone's posting?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this somebody from like Love is Blind? And then

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<v Speaker 3>it was like the mom from unknown number?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not going to spoil it, but it's on Netflix,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah it does have a pretty wild twist. And

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, like the whole time I was watching it,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know can I.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk about it or like, is this bad?

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<v Speaker 4>Am?

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<v Speaker 1>I spoiling. I'm going to talk about this for two more.

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<v Speaker 1>Many people know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you are on a meme, like the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that this is even a surprise twist ending is

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<v Speaker 2>very confusing because I mean maybe we're a little more

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<v Speaker 2>in tune.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like this was a big article. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was around everywhere, but it was just to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wild that the guilty party participated in the dock

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<v Speaker 1>because I think they thought they were getting their story

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<v Speaker 1>out there, but I think the doc made them look

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<v Speaker 1>even worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, it's like I read somewhere that it's Munchausen

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<v Speaker 2>by technology in a way. Yes, it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>she's obviously disordered and probably thinks she did nothing wrong

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<v Speaker 2>and she's the victor.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a classic narcissist traits.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She literally says, you know, we all do bad things,

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<v Speaker 1>and like you've probably driven drunk and never got caught.

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<v Speaker 3>I just got caught.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the fact that you're trying to equate somebody

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<v Speaker 1>making a stupid mistake, like I don't condone driving.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that happen with a friend in my past where

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<v Speaker 2>I was like and then this happened, and that sucks

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, well, like, you've not done anything bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I've been to jail. I don't think I'm Markedy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not Yeah, what you did is actually done lots

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<v Speaker 1>of things. Why yeah, you're like, and it just said

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<v Speaker 1>a lot about how she Also, I will say, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think it's spoiled at this point, like

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<v Speaker 1>just keep fast forwarding. But like, I think that the

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<v Speaker 1>documentary and the article a little bit are downplaying that

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<v Speaker 1>she was actually obsessed with her daughter's boyfriend, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>think he was a little bit Mary Kay Latourneaud also

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<v Speaker 1>like I think they're trying to make it seem like

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<v Speaker 1>it's just the technology she just got caught up in,

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<v Speaker 1>like the the like the high school gossip of it all.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like she was volunteering to coach the guy's team,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she was asking is he dating anyone new? Like

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<v Speaker 1>after they broke up, Like the sexual shit she was

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<v Speaker 1>writing to her daughter about her daughter's boyfriend was wild.

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<v Speaker 1>And to me, it's like they were downplaying that this

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<v Speaker 1>woman like wanted to fuck this teen boy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting, I have to watch it. I have to watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I've been in my Dexter hole that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>out of. That's it's like you could watch it like

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<v Speaker 2>it's quick, it's like easy, but I'm out of the

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<v Speaker 2>Dexter hole. I've watched the finale three times. I could

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<v Speaker 2>move on, and I've watched the whole series now again,

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<v Speaker 2>from one through new Blood through resurrect Ivery. Watched my

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh season again and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Went all in.

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<v Speaker 1>You did Baryl Girls, Trinity Killer, Ice Truck, like the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Of it, all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it all. It was like hard, like I

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<v Speaker 1>remember having like a stomach ache watching that whole season.

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<v Speaker 2>I think about the Barrel Girls season always. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I must have said this on this podcast a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of times, but whether I'm on stage or in the world,

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<v Speaker 2>when I see like a group of men with this energy,

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<v Speaker 2>I go they would kill girls in a barrel and

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<v Speaker 2>say yeah, I'm like, these are barrel Girl men. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'll ask her, I'm like, who's Stine Dexter And when

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<v Speaker 2>I say it, they go, yeah, like that we talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>It when we did on the episode where it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the girl that was carving like uh things on

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<v Speaker 1>the guy's chests, yes, because they all like attacked her

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<v Speaker 1>at summer Camp because they're Barrel girls. Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, Barrel's like guys. I think about the movie

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<v Speaker 2>promising young women. There's just h men that like they

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<v Speaker 2>might have murdered a stripper and they got rid of

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<v Speaker 2>the body. Yeah yeah, or like I just don't trust men.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyways, but the finale was awesome. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>cool to see there. I can't wait for you to

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<v Speaker 2>watch it, Kara. It really is so for the fans,

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<v Speaker 2>and the end of this season of Resurrection is really

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like a nod to the original finale.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone hate it. It's like their redo.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's kind of a cute thing where you feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they're acknowledging, like they know everyone hated it and

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<v Speaker 2>how bad it was, and this is kind of they

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<v Speaker 2>fuck with it. They're they're really smart, and I just

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<v Speaker 2>felt like it was for the fans. It's what they wanted,

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<v Speaker 2>is what we wanted. And it's like I felt edge

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<v Speaker 2>of my seat, then calm and then anticipation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna watch it like this week, this week

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<v Speaker 1>and weekend, like I'm getting into it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like top of my list.

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<v Speaker 1>I only watched the Unknown Number thing because I was

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<v Speaker 1>with Jared, and he's not gonna watch Dexter with me?

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<v Speaker 2>But wait, would you say, wait, are you gonna watch

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<v Speaker 2>Did you watch Barbarian yet?

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<v Speaker 3>That was part of your own not? Yeah, but I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna watch that with him because.

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<v Speaker 1>Spooky season is entering, so it's we're on the cusp

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<v Speaker 1>of spoo. Rosie's already purchased her Halloween costume. It's September ninth.

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<v Speaker 1>What is she a K pop demon hunter? She won't

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<v Speaker 1>even watch that shit? Can you believe it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like Oscar and I watched it last weekend. He loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>Rosie watched five minutes of it with her best run

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<v Speaker 1>over the summer and said, I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she likes that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a little bit girly, even though the girls

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<v Speaker 1>are bad asses.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, you know how, She's like against that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So Oscar loved it and he wants to be one

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<v Speaker 1>of the K pop girls for Halloween. But he's very

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<v Speaker 1>wildly vacillating back and forth between ideas, so I'm letting

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<v Speaker 1>him ruminate.

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<v Speaker 3>Rosie fell in love with a.

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<v Speaker 1>Stitch costume at Target and bought the Stitch costume and

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<v Speaker 1>it has been putting it on every day after school

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<v Speaker 1>and she's gonna be Stitch for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>She likes to wear like a head like a sweatsuit,

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<v Speaker 2>a jumper, yeah, like a like basically, yeah, she likes

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<v Speaker 2>to wear a Uni suit. I do have more celeb

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<v Speaker 2>name drops, if that's part. Okay, So I shot a

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<v Speaker 2>little thing this week, but I would say obsessed with

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<v Speaker 2>Poppy lou Dynamic to watch a star again, like I can,

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<v Speaker 2>I will do it. I will go to the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the earth for this woman. Like she's so everything

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<v Speaker 2>I could have ever wanted. And she had like such

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<v Speaker 2>a cute dog. And then Adam Pally is like my

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<v Speaker 2>new favorite person, obsessed like on like I was laughing

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<v Speaker 2>so much.

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<v Speaker 3>He's one of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny happy people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, And I had the best time and a

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<v Speaker 2>shit talker, a shit talker, a gossip and fun so talented.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned a lot and like I just left being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like the best.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw gabriis the night after that, you told me

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<v Speaker 1>that you were doing the thing that way, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, Lisa just told me she's doing this

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<v Speaker 1>thing with Pali and he was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he was talking to me about how you

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<v Speaker 1>guys made that Nutrition Is Life a Living hell at

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<v Speaker 1>the show, and I was like, yeah, I heard about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, don't. Like, I'm sorry if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>Nutrition is like, don't do not agree to a panel

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<v Speaker 1>show with three comedians, like especially those two guys who

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<v Speaker 1>have been like best friends for like decades and are

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<v Speaker 1>like bit bit machines, you know, like.

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<v Speaker 2>So funny honestly, like stand ups are funny, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think I judge improvisers and I think they're like losers.

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<v Speaker 2>But then when you're with someone that's like that good

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<v Speaker 2>and funny and quick, and you're like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe I yeah, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Gabris was, and Gabris was on my show doing stand

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<v Speaker 1>up because he does stand up too, but he was.

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<v Speaker 3>Really he was so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>He was telling we were we were chatting, but Pally

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<v Speaker 1>was my sketch teacher like a million years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and I also because of his watch What Happens Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I'd never met him until this summer.

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<v Speaker 1>I just had a different version of him in my

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<v Speaker 1>head too. I don't know he has like he loves

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<v Speaker 1>his kids. I don't know I just like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like very excited to have my couple of days.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I when I met Poppy at that party, I was

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<v Speaker 1>like at this kid's party, I was like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be best friends?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>I love her, She's so great.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got to work with a baby, they were

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<v Speaker 1>twins and truly the baby a baby. Oh yeah, yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I wasn't asking if you had twins, like you

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<v Speaker 1>have a baby in the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Adam and I are married and we have the wins,

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<v Speaker 2>but but you know, one baby at a time. But

0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:07.600
<v Speaker 2>the twins are working. But this baby, I had to

0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:09.480
<v Speaker 2>have the baby in a while and it just feels nice.

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<v Speaker 2>But the baby like fell asleep on my body. I

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<v Speaker 2>the baby truly was like side and then head on

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<v Speaker 2>my shoulder and like knocked out like so like it

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<v Speaker 2>was really cute holding the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>For sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait to see mom Lisa in this project. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I just was like really happy I have

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<v Speaker 2>met everyone, but especially the two of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, really exciting. Oh, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have to start, I guess. But I was

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of the school year. How's that beginning of

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<v Speaker 2>the school year. You know, I'm VP of the BTA.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's really really stressful, but it's it's good. You know.

0:21:51.280 --> 0:21:53.320
<v Speaker 1>It's just like a lot of stuff going on, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of meetings at the beginning of the year. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the kids are doing great, their love they're

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<v Speaker 1>at the same school together. Now, you know, I'm still

0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting the same thing. The school is saying the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing to me that every single summer camp said

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<v Speaker 1>to me about Oscar. Any tips on how to handle Oscar?

0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:15.320
<v Speaker 1>And I'm always like, not, really, you could tell him

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<v Speaker 1>that he's not gonna get this thing that he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to get. That's it. Like he is a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a wild child, you know. So I don't have any tips,

0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:28.880
<v Speaker 1>but they would love to know. He is really funny though,

0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:31.159
<v Speaker 1>He's so funny, Like the shit that comes out of

0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:33.760
<v Speaker 1>that kid's mouth, it's like he's putting Rosie to shame.

0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:35.760
<v Speaker 3>Like he's so fucking crazy and weird.

0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:38.920
<v Speaker 1>He makes up lies constantly now and I go, oh,

0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:40.399
<v Speaker 1>can I ask her about that?

0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:41.720
<v Speaker 3>And he goes, no, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>After he tells me some long ass story, I go, so,

0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.439
<v Speaker 1>can I ask your teacher about that? And he's like, no, no, no, no, no,

0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:49.080
<v Speaker 1>don't ask her like he's such a liar. And his

0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:51.400
<v Speaker 1>eyes like sparkle and light up when he's gonna tell

0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:53.439
<v Speaker 1>me this long lie. I mean he knows, I know

0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:56.000
<v Speaker 1>it's a lie. It's like there's a treehouse in the cabinet.

0:22:56.040 --> 0:23:00.119
<v Speaker 1>You know. It's weird shit. But anyway, wild child, but

0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:01.680
<v Speaker 1>we're doing good. We gotta figure we got to nail

0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:05.200
<v Speaker 1>down his Halloween costumes soon. But everything's good with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's that.

0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:11.040
<v Speaker 3>We're bet. It's September birthday. How is your birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we save that for the post mortem? Keep people guessing? Yeah,

0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:19.280
<v Speaker 2>you guys have to listen to the whole episodecause we're

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:21.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna talk about Lisa's birthday and the post mortum.

0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Sorry about it. This is how we lock people in.

0:23:25.160 --> 0:23:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, sorry, we didn't get Sharon Stone, so yeah,

0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 1>they don't even know.

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:30.879
<v Speaker 2>They don't even know what episode we're doing it. Whatever,

0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:34.280
<v Speaker 2>there's no guest, there's no guest. I'll talk about my birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>no guest.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we start, check out Lisa's tour dates. That's

0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:41.720
<v Speaker 1>you can always find that in like the link in

0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 1>her bio on instat but also that's messed up live

0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:46.960
<v Speaker 1>dot com that has a link to all her tickets.

0:23:48.080 --> 0:23:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Lisa is going to be on an amazing show that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hosting in New York City on Sunday, September twenty eighth.

0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:57.760
<v Speaker 1>It's a five o'clock show, doors at four, shows at five.

0:23:57.840 --> 0:24:01.920
<v Speaker 1>This is a nice little Sunday evening early to bed situation.

0:24:02.560 --> 0:24:06.720
<v Speaker 1>And it's Lisa, It's Jay Jorden, Emma Willman, Jake Cornell,

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Josh Sharp. It's a great lineup and it's benefit for

0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:13.320
<v Speaker 1>the Triangle Community Center, which is an LGBTQ organization in Connecticut.

0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:15.760
<v Speaker 3>And it's in memory of my friend Jed who passed.

0:24:15.800 --> 0:24:18.600
<v Speaker 1>So I hope that those of you that joined us

0:24:18.600 --> 0:24:21.600
<v Speaker 1>at the Bell House in August will come out and

0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 1>see me host and Lisa do some stand up. And

0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be a great night. And I

0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:35.640
<v Speaker 1>think that's that. Let's get to the episode. Okay, today

0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 1>we are doing the episode Wanna Be and I Want

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:41.800
<v Speaker 1>to Be Love. Yeah, I'm like, I cannot be, Like

0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.440
<v Speaker 1>if you want to be a cop? Like, this episode

0:24:44.520 --> 0:24:48.960
<v Speaker 1>is so crazy. My Friends season eleven, episode twenty three.

0:24:49.040 --> 0:24:52.320
<v Speaker 1>This Baby came out in May of twenty ten. I

0:24:52.359 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 1>remembered this episode very well. I've seen him many times,

0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:59.160
<v Speaker 1>except the very end. I was like, wait, that's the end,

0:24:59.320 --> 0:25:02.439
<v Speaker 1>so you know, the show always is surprising me, dude.

0:25:02.520 --> 0:25:05.240
<v Speaker 2>I had the same feeling like it felt like it

0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:08.840
<v Speaker 2>went by so fast for an episode where I was like, whoa,

0:25:09.200 --> 0:25:11.240
<v Speaker 2>that's the it's.

0:25:10.920 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 1>I remember, like line, I remember so many specifics, like

0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:15.919
<v Speaker 1>with Sharon Stone. I was like, yes, I've seen this,

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:17.919
<v Speaker 1>I know this happens. And then we got to the end.

0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, hold on, whoa.

0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, but it's a creepy one for sure, very creepy.

0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:24.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So we open up on a snake slithering around and

0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 1>then we see this kid's like lollipop and basically we

0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:35.600
<v Speaker 1>pull out and we're in front of like an old

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:39.199
<v Speaker 1>school stereo like stereo store wall of TVs, you know,

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:40.920
<v Speaker 1>like in an electronic store.

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:42.720
<v Speaker 3>It's like the forty year old virgin in here, like

0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:44.480
<v Speaker 3>they're watching all the.

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:47.439
<v Speaker 1>TVs and the little girl is like, ooh, a snake

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:50.760
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. And then she's trying to ask the guy

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:52.880
<v Speaker 1>who works there, like what's the difference between this TV

0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 1>and this TV? And he's jorking out and then an

0:25:55.000 --> 0:25:59.400
<v Speaker 1>announcement says, attention female shoppers, please head to the TV

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:04.040
<v Speaker 1>department a special giveaway. And I'm like, immediately, attention female

0:26:04.040 --> 0:26:07.199
<v Speaker 1>shoppers is bizarre, Like I've never that's so weird, Like

0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:09.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't even care if it's a tampon giveaway at

0:26:09.280 --> 0:26:12.480
<v Speaker 1>like Target, You're just gonna say attention shoppers. Like, and

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:15.280
<v Speaker 1>the sales guy like has no idea what's going on.

0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:19.120
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I've said attention female shoppers has never gone

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 1>anywhere good, and it's not going to start today.

0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:23.600
<v Speaker 3>So this sales guy's like, let me go check on this.

0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:26.120
<v Speaker 1>And then suddenly the little girl is watching someone pull

0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:29.360
<v Speaker 1>their pants down on TV, and on all the screens

0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:31.679
<v Speaker 1>we're seeing some a guy pull his pants down, and

0:26:31.720 --> 0:26:33.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, we don't actually see it because it's on NBC,

0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:36.560
<v Speaker 1>but like the guy's allegedly jerking off, and then the

0:26:36.600 --> 0:26:41.840
<v Speaker 1>sale guy screams, got it off. So pretty pretty wild opening.

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:43.959
<v Speaker 1>And now we're at the precinct with the gang in

0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the huddle. This guy plugged a camera into the feed

0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:49.879
<v Speaker 1>and they and then that's like and they got his

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:53.240
<v Speaker 1>whole process on camera, and Munch goes ironically, he was

0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:55.960
<v Speaker 1>in the handheld devices aisle, and you know you got

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 1>to give it up for the jokes. His face is

0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:01.520
<v Speaker 1>hidden the guy, but he met a flash. Now we've

0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:03.080
<v Speaker 1>been doing a lot of new ones. I'm like, oh

0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I miss munch. Yeah yeah, yeah, for sure. So this

0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:09.560
<v Speaker 1>guy's face is hidden, but he matches a flasher who's

0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:12.440
<v Speaker 1>been targeting young girls around the city and he has

0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 1>a birthmark on his lower abdomen with a quote freaky

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 1>resemblance to Florida. And another cop is like, you pulled

0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 1>in cops from five different precincts for a weenie Wagon

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:27.159
<v Speaker 1>task force, and it's like plot twist that actually what

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 1>we saw.

0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:29.280
<v Speaker 3>At the beginning was two months earlier.

0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 1>So since that video happened, this guy has escalated and

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:36.960
<v Speaker 1>three like teen girls have been raped in Central Park,

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:41.640
<v Speaker 1>not even teens, Colleen Johnson eleven, Tina Harper fifteen, Nicole

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Goshgarian twelve. They all they rape started four weeks ago,

0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:49.480
<v Speaker 1>and they all happen on Sunday afternoons. So now it's

0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Sunday and they're planning to grab this guy in such

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:53.920
<v Speaker 1>a park before he grabs his next victim. So now

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:56.639
<v Speaker 1>in the park, Sabler's got his Dwayne reed sunglasses on,

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:59.160
<v Speaker 1>and they're seeing what he can spy with his little eye,

0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.720
<v Speaker 1>like they're all looking, seeing what they see. He gets

0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 1>a radio from a cop who's like, I got a

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 1>suspect and I'm in pursuit, and we see this young

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:07.040
<v Speaker 1>cop chasing a dude.

0:28:07.119 --> 0:28:08.120
<v Speaker 3>But also the cop.

0:28:08.040 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Drops his hat and then stops and considers going back

0:28:10.880 --> 0:28:13.920
<v Speaker 1>for it, and I'm like, no, you keep running, and

0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 1>the chase is on. It's honestly a beautiful day in

0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:18.639
<v Speaker 1>the park. It's it's sad that we're chasing a rapist

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 1>because it's gorgeous. There's horse drawn carriages, which I know

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:24.040
<v Speaker 1>are problematic, but it's a very picturesque day in Central Park.

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:26.640
<v Speaker 1>And finally this cop who looks like a full teen

0:28:27.160 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 1>grabs the guy, brings him down, and then as the

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:33.359
<v Speaker 1>kid's calling in the location, the purp breaks free and

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 1>seems to be trying to wrestle for the gun, and

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:38.640
<v Speaker 1>so Ben and his stabler are running, radying for help

0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 1>and going Officer missing, and then that's the credits. So

0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 1>a pretty juicy opening scene for the cold open, considering

0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 1>that at the top of act one we just see

0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 1>the team cop bringing the purp towards Benson and Stabler,

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>so all that tension it's gone.

0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 3>He's fine, he got the Purp. We're good and everything's

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 3>under control.

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:55.960
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, I tried to get away from me,

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:58.680
<v Speaker 1>but it's all under control now, and Stabler's like, good job,

0:28:59.000 --> 0:29:00.200
<v Speaker 1>Officer Fletcher.

0:29:00.280 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 3>And the Purp is like, why are you arresting me?

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 1>And they're like for a rape in progress and he's like,

0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:07.720
<v Speaker 1>this guy, I was just asking for the time when

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>this cop came over and he sexually assaulted me. And

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 1>then we cut to the teen girl who was the

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 1>one the alleged victim in this situation. She's like, I

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 1>was just checking my watch to give the guy the

0:29:18.760 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>time when this cop came over and told the guy

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:23.959
<v Speaker 1>to drop his pants. It was really weird, and I

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 1>have to agree that would be very weird. She says.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:28.520
<v Speaker 1>The cop pulled the guy's pants down and that's when

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:31.760
<v Speaker 1>he took off. So back at the scene with teen cop,

0:29:32.200 --> 0:29:35.320
<v Speaker 1>he's showing them look, it's a box cutter and duct

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:38.240
<v Speaker 1>tape and he goes total rape kit like and he's grinning.

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 3>It's very wild.

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what, you don't need to be so excited

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 1>that you found a rape kit, and he's but you

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:45.360
<v Speaker 1>can tell something's off with this guy with this cop,

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:48.120
<v Speaker 1>and the purp is like, it's just a utility pack,

0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and Stabler's telling teen Cop, okay, take this in, maintain

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:53.600
<v Speaker 1>chain of custody, don't forget to bag and tag it

0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 1>when you get back to the President Precinct. And then

0:29:55.880 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>teen cop is like it's him, I promise, and he

0:29:58.040 --> 0:30:00.480
<v Speaker 1>starts going for the guy's pants again and like he's

0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 1>trying to just show them the birthmark, and Stabler's like,

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:05.360
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing and Lives like, yeah, maybe we

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:08.120
<v Speaker 1>don't strip strip search this man in public, Like that's

0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 1>not part of what we do. So now we're in

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 1>very dark cevent room bars and Stabler has a camera

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 1>and is photographing this guy's midsection. I don't think I've

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 1>ever seen Stabler photograph a body before, but here we are,

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 1>and sure enough he has the weird Florida birthmark. So

0:30:21.560 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 1>then the guy just kind of shoves his shirt down

0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 1>kind of it looked to me like he was like, Okay,

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 1>get away from me, and then liv goes, WHOA, we

0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>don't need to see anything south of key West, and

0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 1>they both keep going keep it in your pants and

0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it does not look like he's about to

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:36.200
<v Speaker 1>flash you, Like, it looked like he was just like

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 1>putting his shirt down. But you know, they do. They

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 1>do stuff like this all the time. Maybe the take

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 1>where he was actually trying to reach for his junk

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't get picked. Wayne Hankett is this guy's name. Hanktt

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>sounds too close to Yankett for a guy that's going

0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 1>around flashing and chaking in front of other people. But

0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:54.479
<v Speaker 1>when they ask him if he's a flasher, he's just like,

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>it just kind of fell out, okay. So they show

0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 1>him the match of the electronic store flasher's birthmark and

0:31:02.680 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>the picture Stable just took of him and they're an

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>exact match, and liv says, well, you know what, babe,

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:10.600
<v Speaker 1>birthmarks are like fingerprints, No two are alike, which I

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 1>googled and it says that's not exactly true, but I'm

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:14.600
<v Speaker 1>not going to get into that. They're like, well, it's

0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 1>too bad we didn't catch you when you were just

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 1>a flasher before you started escalating to rape.

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.160
<v Speaker 3>And he's like, there's nothing wrong with me. I didn't

0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 3>do anything.

0:31:20.920 --> 0:31:24.000
<v Speaker 1>And then this actor's name is Rafael Sabarge and he

0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 1>was Jimmy Crickett in Once upon a Time, which is

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 1>a show I've never even had the smallest urge to watch,

0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:32.600
<v Speaker 1>but I know people liked it. They're telling him you've

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>got low self esteem inadequacy, like you had to perform

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 1>lude acts on little girls to get off on the reaction,

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 1>and then they when they laugh at you, they emasculate you.

0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:43.960
<v Speaker 3>And he's like, no one laughed at me, Like you

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:44.560
<v Speaker 3>are kind of.

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 1>Getting this idea here that this guy maybe didn't do anything,

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 1>like he doesn't act like a lot of other purpse do.

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 1>And liv shows a picture of Colleen and is like,

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:55.920
<v Speaker 1>she called you lame and laughed in your face. So

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 1>you showed her, but she got away before you finished,

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>and the next time you cameed. So now, Fletcher, the

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 1>teen cop, is in Craigan's office giving the rape toolkit

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 1>that he can't stop talking about in and Craigan's like,

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:08.720
<v Speaker 1>great job, I'll write you a rack.

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Who's your COO?

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 1>And He's like, I'm out of the two seven And

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Craigan's like, oh, that's my old precinct.

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 3>I'll put in a word with Van Buren.

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Craigan says, taking a serial rapist off the street can

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:21.640
<v Speaker 1>really fast track careers. Keep it up Champ and Fletcher

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 1>leaves but forgets the rape toolkit and Craigan's like, don't

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:25.280
<v Speaker 1>forget to bag it and tag it.

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:26.360
<v Speaker 3>Enjoy the paperwork.

0:32:26.880 --> 0:32:29.479
<v Speaker 1>And then Fletcher is at a typewriter unable to use

0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 1>it correctly, when Finn and Munch approach and the three

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 1>of them have this like cute little combo about how

0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:36.560
<v Speaker 1>typewriters are outdated and how much is like old as

0:32:36.600 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 1>a dinosaur, And after that's all wrapped up, they tell him, well,

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:44.000
<v Speaker 1>we interview the teen girl and she says, Hank it

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 1>never touched or threatened her and never had a knife out,

0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>and he's like all defensive. He's like, what was I

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:52.680
<v Speaker 1>supposed to wait for him to attack her? And Finn's like, relax,

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:54.959
<v Speaker 1>he fit the profile, she fit the target.

0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 3>The bust is good. Just like walk us through what happened.

0:32:57.920 --> 0:33:00.040
<v Speaker 1>So now we cut back to interrogation with Wayne and

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 1>his stabler are still trying to wrangle a confession out

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:06.160
<v Speaker 1>of this guy while Joe Marlow aka Sharon Stone watches

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 1>him through the glass. I believe Joe Marlow was in four,

0:33:09.560 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 1>maybe five episodes of the show. In this arc as

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 1>the Ada, they tell him all three girls are on

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 1>their way here to id you, and Wayne starts crying

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 1>and Stabler's like, are you evil or are you sick?

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 1>And like say, Sharon Stone's watching this whole thing, going

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:26.720
<v Speaker 1>like get him Stabler okay, Like she's like she's kind

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:30.360
<v Speaker 1>of like narrating it. And then Wayne says, I told

0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:31.960
<v Speaker 1>my dad there was something wrong with me and I

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:33.280
<v Speaker 1>needed help, but he didn't want.

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 3>To hear it.

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 1>And Marlow goes, Oh, daddy issues, and then Finn pops

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 1>in to let her know there might be a problem

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 1>with the case and she looks pissed. Marlow goes to

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 1>talk to Fletcher and he's still at the typewriter and

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:47.680
<v Speaker 1>she's like, you're just a kid, and he's like, uh, ma'am,

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty two. And then she I didn't even know.

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I guess you could be in the police when you're

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 1>twenty two. It just feels like, I guess the police

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:57.480
<v Speaker 1>academy's like six months long. She introduces herself and heaps

0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>more praise on him for catching this guy, and then

0:33:59.880 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 1>she smacks him upside the back of the head because there's.

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 2>No hr at Svu baby, Like, I want to see

0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:08.880
<v Speaker 2>her and Sonya Paxton hanging out. Those are some broads

0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I would like to see chilling because they're both maniacs.

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely, that would be so fun.

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, what's that for? And she's like, for

0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 1>being an idiot, you didn't learn basic search procedures at

0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:24.600
<v Speaker 1>the academy. She's like, he declined to show you the birthmark.

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:26.359
<v Speaker 1>You should have brought him in for questioning. You don't

0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:28.200
<v Speaker 1>search him against his will. That's a violation of his

0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Fourth Amendment rights against search and seizure by pantsing him.

0:34:32.320 --> 0:34:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Which pantsing like really brings me back, Like that was

0:34:34.840 --> 0:34:37.040
<v Speaker 1>just a constant fear of getting pants back when I

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 1>was a child and I pants my brother one time

0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 1>as a joke in front of his friends, and I

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:43.439
<v Speaker 1>really regret it, Fletcher said.

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 3>The guy went to.

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Run I love the pantsing pantsing people I used to

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 1>It was like, I loved it. I think that my

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:55.040
<v Speaker 1>brother one time in the underwear came down to his

0:34:55.120 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 1>boxers came down, and I didn't mean for that to happen. Yeah,

0:34:57.520 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 1>And I felt really bad, and I was like, oh,

0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to just be pantsing, you know, but whatever,

0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 1>are the kids still panting?

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:06.640
<v Speaker 3>I hope not.

0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:09.960
<v Speaker 1>It feel like I don't very bad. I used so

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.080
<v Speaker 1>also like, well, this was swim team and we were

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 1>all good at it.

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 2>But like I liked pushing people in the pool too,

0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:17.600
<v Speaker 2>But I would never do that now, And I'm like,

0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm setting I happened forever, but like, yeah, you know,

0:35:21.120 --> 0:35:22.240
<v Speaker 2>you're not that smart.

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm also extremely against shoving the wedding cake in your

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 1>spouse's face.

0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 3>And that's a bit hot topic on the internet. I

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:29.840
<v Speaker 3>want to kill people that do it.

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well there are stories online where it's like that

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:35.360
<v Speaker 2>happened to a woman and she left her wedding and

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 2>filed for an omit the next day.

0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:41.800
<v Speaker 1>It's so disrespectful, Like it's so gross. I hate it,

0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 1>especially if someone said no, yeah, if you talk about it,

0:35:45.120 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 1>you're like, it'll be cute. Let's shove it in each

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:48.160
<v Speaker 1>other's face. And I see people do it a little

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:49.440
<v Speaker 1>bit where they just get it on the lips a

0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:52.719
<v Speaker 1>little bit. You're ruining someone's makeup job like that they got.

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 1>I hate it. So I've seen horrible ones. Yeah it's yeah,

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>it's bad.

0:35:57.600 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah.

0:35:58.080 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:03.520
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, Fletcher's like No, what happened was the guy

0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>went to run and I grabbed him by his waistband,

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 1>and that's when I saw the birthmark. So Marlow goes, no,

0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 1>the girl in the park says, you pulled his pants

0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:15.800
<v Speaker 1>down and then he ran, and Fletcher's like, it happened

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 1>so fast, it was so confusing, and Joe's like, well, great,

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 1>that's gonna play great in court, you fucking dumbass. And

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:23.920
<v Speaker 1>then Fletcher insists, no, he ran, and that gave me

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:26.880
<v Speaker 1>probable cause to search him. So Marlow's telling Craigan that

0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:29.040
<v Speaker 1>it's all fruit of the poisonous tree, which is a

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 1>phrase I really love. Live and Elliott have been grilling

0:36:31.760 --> 0:36:33.879
<v Speaker 1>this guy for hours based on an arrest, which isn't

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 1>any good, and any half assed defense attorney is going

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:37.680
<v Speaker 1>to get this whole thing thrown out.

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 3>So they go talk to Fletcher.

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:43.880
<v Speaker 1>But done, done, he's gone, and he left the rape

0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:46.279
<v Speaker 1>toolkit that he couldn't shut up about, just sitting right

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.960
<v Speaker 1>there at the typewriter, which breaks chain of custody. So

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 1>now that's out, So like it's like, Wow, who would

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:55.279
<v Speaker 1>have thought a twenty two year old would be unqualified

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:55.799
<v Speaker 1>to be a cop?

0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 3>But this kid is nowhere to be found.

0:36:57.239 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 1>We can't find him, and Craigan gets off the phone

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>with the two seven and done done again. Van Buren

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't loan us this kid. He's not from that precinct.

0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Where the hell did this kid come from? And Craigan goes,

0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:11.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he's a cop, and that's a cut

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:14.640
<v Speaker 1>to commercial baby at the top of AAC two. They're

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 1>running Fletcher's prints and he is not a cop. Because

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:18.960
<v Speaker 1>all the cops get be interprinted, they're in the system.

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Marlow says, the press is gonna wet their pants over this.

0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 1>How did all these cops not recognize this impostor? And

0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:27.720
<v Speaker 1>it's like it is a five precinct tag task force,

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>like they all probably think he's with someone else's, you know.

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:33.960
<v Speaker 1>But liv points out, hey, Fletcher not being a cop

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 1>is good news. It gets all the evidence back in.

0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:39.759
<v Speaker 1>Search and seizure laws don't apply to civilians. We can

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:42.520
<v Speaker 1>just walk around like everybody that's a civilian can just

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 1>walk around searching and season seeing each other whenever they want.

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:47.839
<v Speaker 3>So this might work out. But we got to find

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:48.320
<v Speaker 3>the kid.

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Because if we listed as a citizen's arrest, we need

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 1>a signature within twenty four hours of the guy getting

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:55.439
<v Speaker 1>arrested and we've got eight hours left on the clock,

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:57.200
<v Speaker 1>and this is, I know, something you don't love. But

0:37:57.280 --> 0:37:59.480
<v Speaker 1>this turns into a bit of a countdown episode for

0:37:59.520 --> 0:37:59.839
<v Speaker 1>a while.

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 3>So I hate a countdown.

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when we did count When we did, you were like,

0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I hate these episodes where we're against the clock and

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:06.880
<v Speaker 1>there's a countdown.

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:10.279
<v Speaker 3>But maybe you've changed your mind. People change, I know.

0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 3>I hate the ones. Wait, which ones countdown? Which ones?

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Count? Well? Countdown is the one where it's a little

0:38:15.960 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 1>girl's birthday party, Remember what we talked?

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 3>I love that one.

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 1>And then there's the other, the one where we talk

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:26.840
<v Speaker 1>to not Julie Bowen Andrea Bowen. Sorry we didn't imagine

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 1>we got Julie bow when I forgot.

0:38:28.719 --> 0:38:29.320
<v Speaker 3>That sucks.

0:38:29.880 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 2>I also want to say that no Countdown's one of

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 2>my favorite episodes, so that can't be real.

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:35.719
<v Speaker 1>No One.

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 3>He was a man hunt, wasn't it? The one where

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:38.759
<v Speaker 3>the guy is like a.

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Serial killer and he's about to go to get executed

0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 1>and there's like twenty four hours till his execution and

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:46.360
<v Speaker 1>they're counting down like that one. I hate. I hate

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:48.359
<v Speaker 1>that one. I don't know why But I do hate

0:38:48.360 --> 0:38:51.000
<v Speaker 1>that one with them, the death row of it all.

0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:54.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the countdown clock definitely ratchets up the oh

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 1>my god, the woman's in remember signature?

0:38:57.320 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 4>Was it?

0:38:57.680 --> 0:38:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Or what's the one where the guy has the old

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 1>lady and the thing with the countdown of how much

0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:01.960
<v Speaker 1>oxygen she has? Oh?

0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:05.360
<v Speaker 3>That one is That One's a lot of games. That

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 3>one's a lot of game.

0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 1>But that's the Olivia Benson spelled back Olivia spelled backwards.

0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:14.480
<v Speaker 3>And oh, I know it's not Ristian.

0:39:14.640 --> 0:39:17.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called but you're I don't think

0:39:17.840 --> 0:39:21.080
<v Speaker 2>it's the Olivia backwards either that you're talking about.

0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 1>It's the one where we talk to the old lady

0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:25.799
<v Speaker 1>who was in the casket, I know, and the guy

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:29.400
<v Speaker 1>with the glasses and he wanted to be he was

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:31.360
<v Speaker 1>pretending it was copycat or something.

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:33.759
<v Speaker 2>I also, I do want to add, just because you

0:39:33.880 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 2>mentioned Julie Bowen, I Eric stone Street is the takeaway

0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:43.320
<v Speaker 2>like Superstar of Dexter Resurrection. I would say he's so

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:47.239
<v Speaker 2>good in it that he's so funny and dark but

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 2>like silly in.

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:52.880
<v Speaker 1>This dark universe. I don't know, he like Nail, He's amazing.

0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're not. Interviews are fun too.

0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I've been watching the Our Resurrection podcast that

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:06.839
<v Speaker 1>Jamie Chung has been hosting. Jared went to Jared went

0:40:06.880 --> 0:40:09.640
<v Speaker 1>to Comic Con in San Diego and got like a

0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 1>badge and had Dexter on it. And Kaylinn's like, where

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:12.799
<v Speaker 1>did he get this? What did he did he get

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:13.920
<v Speaker 1>to go to something? I was like, no, it's just

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 1>from comic Con, you know, I have that badge. Oh

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:20.279
<v Speaker 1>but I got an autographed by him. I waited for

0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 1>him at the stage door. But this one's a Dexter

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Resurrection badge.

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:28.920
<v Speaker 3>But he doesn't work in the police depart Is it.

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Like his, like Jared's badge, Like Jared's badge has Dexter

0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:33.680
<v Speaker 1>on it as a homo?

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:36.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like not the same. Yeah.

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 4>Not.

0:40:38.040 --> 0:40:39.759
<v Speaker 1>Back to the episode that we were just talking about.

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:43.200
<v Speaker 1>It's Wrath is the episode with a Vela. You're right,

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Rath is the one with like the puzzles and the

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Olivias bell back.

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we accidentally did it live in Columbia Cleveland,

0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:52.480
<v Speaker 2>in Cleveland and it was a disaster and it was

0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 2>not funny and it was like a dead family in

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:54.920
<v Speaker 2>the woods.

0:40:55.120 --> 0:40:59.799
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you're right, I am conflating Wrath with Scavenger, which

0:40:59.840 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>is Scavenger is the one where the guy buries the

0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:04.719
<v Speaker 1>woman alive with the oxygen and there's a timer, and

0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Wrath is the episode that we erroneously did live at

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 1>a Cleveland show, and really, I think the audience thought

0:41:09.719 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 1>this is maybe a little too dark for a Thursday night,

0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:18.920
<v Speaker 1>you know. Okay, So anyway, there's a countdown. We've got

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:20.799
<v Speaker 1>eight hours to get a signature. We've got to find

0:41:20.840 --> 0:41:23.200
<v Speaker 1>this fucking fake cop who's like in the wind right.

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 1>So one clue that they have is that the hat

0:41:27.120 --> 0:41:28.960
<v Speaker 1>that he dropped that he almost went back for while

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 1>he was chasing a rapist, someone found it in the

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:35.279
<v Speaker 1>park and it's from Markham Uniforms and Guns. So Munch

0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:37.680
<v Speaker 1>and Finn bust into Markham's shop, accusing this guy of

0:41:37.760 --> 0:41:40.720
<v Speaker 1>scamming people after nine to eleven by selling homemade, crappy

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:43.960
<v Speaker 1>morning bands. And he's like, I don't even make any

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:45.760
<v Speaker 1>money from that, Like he's like he doesn't even regret

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:47.440
<v Speaker 1>doing it. He's like, I regret that I didn't make

0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 1>it actually turn a profit. And they're like, you got

0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 1>forty thousand cops as your customers, why are you selling

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:54.839
<v Speaker 1>to civilians. And it's like a guy that's making fake

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 1>nine eleven armbands, he wants forty thousand and one, you

0:41:57.239 --> 0:41:58.440
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like, I don't know why you're

0:41:58.440 --> 0:42:02.200
<v Speaker 1>asking this guy that, and he swears, no, I did it.

0:42:02.280 --> 0:42:03.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't sell the civilians.

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 1>And then they flashed a picture of the guy and

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:07.839
<v Speaker 1>they're like, you sold this kid a uniform and a gun.

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:11.799
<v Speaker 1>And Markham's like, hold on, maybe the uniform, maybe the gear,

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:14.000
<v Speaker 1>but no way a gun without a background check. So

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>he has one principle. This man, He's like, this kid

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:19.480
<v Speaker 1>paid cash, he looked right, he sounded right, he had

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the haircut.

0:42:20.680 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 3>That's literally fake it, so you make it.

0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 1>That's like we're we're in the age of the scammer

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 1>right now, but even this episode is from fifteen years ago.

0:42:27.680 --> 0:42:29.399
<v Speaker 1>You can walk into if you walk into a place

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:32.400
<v Speaker 1>looking and acting the part. Look at that guy we

0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:35.960
<v Speaker 1>just covered acted like a fucking Rockefeller, married a millionaire.

0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 1>He was doing it for decades if you just know

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:41.120
<v Speaker 1>how to act and sound right, and this guy did it.

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Philp fooled the guy that sells guns and hats, so

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 1>they checked to see if he joined the police department,

0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:51.239
<v Speaker 1>Like but there's no record of it, like of like

0:42:51.480 --> 0:42:55.239
<v Speaker 1>this guy doing it and like maybe he dropped out,

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:56.760
<v Speaker 1>maybe he never made it past the exam.

0:42:56.880 --> 0:42:59.560
<v Speaker 3>And Stapler's Stabler, Stapler, I just said, Stapler.

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Stabler's like, wait, do you still have that amazing art

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:07.600
<v Speaker 2>someone made us of like Stablers, but but as a

0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Stabler it was in Charlotte or.

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:13.680
<v Speaker 3>I gotta find it. I probably bet I gave it

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 3>to you.

0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 1>If I didn't give it to.

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:17.759
<v Speaker 3>You, then I put it at the studio. I think

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:20.000
<v Speaker 3>it's that exactly right, because I put it. I loved it.

0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:20.879
<v Speaker 4>God.

0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:43:22.280 --> 0:43:25.800
<v Speaker 1>So Stabler's like, well, you know, he might not have

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:28.680
<v Speaker 1>had to have taken the exam or whatever. There's other

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 1>ways you can learn about cap cop shit than the academy,

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:34.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, and Munch says, yeah, I post on all

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:35.120
<v Speaker 1>these LEO sites.

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't really know what that is.

0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 1>And he goes and I get all these holster sniffers

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:41.720
<v Speaker 1>who think they know more than me. I mean, holster

0:43:41.840 --> 0:43:45.560
<v Speaker 1>sniffer is wild. It's like that's people that want to

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 1>be cops or want to fuck cop like chuckle fuckers. Anyway,

0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Finn goes, if any of them talk less than you

0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:53.640
<v Speaker 1>have them give me a call. And that is like

0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:56.600
<v Speaker 1>what this show is fucking missing. None of these guys

0:43:56.719 --> 0:43:58.959
<v Speaker 1>tease each other anymore. I hope this new show runner

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:02.800
<v Speaker 1>was season twenty seven, is gonna like introduce Bruno, the

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 1>guy Kevin Kane. He's a great comedian. Let's do a

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:07.640
<v Speaker 1>little bit of like you would, a little I don't know,

0:44:07.680 --> 0:44:10.360
<v Speaker 1>they don't have to be piercing jokes, but a little shade,

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:12.279
<v Speaker 1>a little reading, you know what I mean. Like that's

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:14.720
<v Speaker 1>what used to make this show fun. It's so deadly

0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:19.640
<v Speaker 1>serious now. The joke is like telling that little girl,

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:22.479
<v Speaker 1>who's the girl that left great It was earnamed Grace

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:25.080
<v Speaker 1>something I don't know, the one you didn't like, like

0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:26.799
<v Speaker 1>being like, what do you like my little sister.

0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:28.680
<v Speaker 3>That's like that's like as far as a joke goes.

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Now, like there's no jokes on the show anymore, and

0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 1>they need to bring them back. And that's the end

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 1>of my ted talk. Okay, we're at five hours now.

0:44:37.120 --> 0:44:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Somehow it's taken three hours to go to this uniform

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:42.839
<v Speaker 1>shop and we've lost three hours. So then lives going

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:45.799
<v Speaker 1>through the system and finds some random white guy named

0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:48.359
<v Speaker 1>Phil Fletcher, and it's like kind of looks like our guy.

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Maybe his relative. Not a close enough match for me,

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 1>but we're going with it. So now we're at this

0:44:53.880 --> 0:44:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Fletcher guy's place in Brooklyn and he goes, I don't

0:44:57.000 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 1>know he could be related to me. My cop father,

0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:02.120
<v Speaker 1>the one who made me take the stupid exam, only

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:03.360
<v Speaker 1>talk to two of his brothers.

0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:05.040
<v Speaker 3>I got tons of cousins I never seen.

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:08.600
<v Speaker 1>And then he's like, hey, pop, lady policeman, this guy's

0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:10.160
<v Speaker 1>are really doing it with the accent work.

0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:11.560
<v Speaker 3>It's really really happening.

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 1>And then the dad comes like waddling out, this former

0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:18.840
<v Speaker 1>cop and he hurt himself doing something and he's not related.

0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:20.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, I'm not related to that kid, but

0:45:20.600 --> 0:45:24.160
<v Speaker 1>I never forget a face. I know that kid from McGinty's,

0:45:24.320 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 1>and Live knows it immediately. It's a cop bar on

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Third Avenue. So she takes off. Now we're at McGuinty's

0:45:29.560 --> 0:45:32.320
<v Speaker 1>and Stabler is again some gentle ribbing.

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:32.839
<v Speaker 3>It's fun.

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:35.880
<v Speaker 1>He starts ribbing this cop named Hann again about how

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:39.160
<v Speaker 1>he's boozing so early in the day. Hanna again at mcguinea's. Okay,

0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:43.040
<v Speaker 1>hand again at McGinty's baby, and he goes, bite me

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:44.759
<v Speaker 1>stable or I just got off the late tour and

0:45:44.800 --> 0:45:46.720
<v Speaker 1>they're like, well it was four hours ago, but whatever,

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:47.680
<v Speaker 1>we need your help.

0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 3>So I guess we won't bring up your alcoholism.

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:52.359
<v Speaker 1>And so they show him the photo and he goes,

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:54.799
<v Speaker 1>not the menace, And I love how this guy has

0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:57.880
<v Speaker 1>a has a nickname. I bet you they call him

0:45:57.920 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 1>Dennis the Menace because he looks like a little kid.

0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:02.920
<v Speaker 1>But they cut that because they're just calling him the menace.

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:06.839
<v Speaker 1>He's like, his name's Brad something. Never trust a non

0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:09.880
<v Speaker 1>drinker in a bar. This kid picks up tabs, he

0:46:09.960 --> 0:46:13.040
<v Speaker 1>pumps us for stories. He's a total wannabe and you

0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 1>need to drink because that's the title of the episode,

0:46:15.600 --> 0:46:16.840
<v Speaker 1>if you want to be a cop.

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:17.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:20.080
<v Speaker 1>So he says he'll make some calls and try to

0:46:20.120 --> 0:46:22.360
<v Speaker 1>find out more about this kid, but it's like, we

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:23.080
<v Speaker 1>have five hours?

0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:24.799
<v Speaker 3>Are you calling from the bar? What are we doing

0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:25.800
<v Speaker 3>at the precinct.

0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:28.320
<v Speaker 1>They're breaking the news to Marlowe and she's like, I

0:46:28.400 --> 0:46:31.040
<v Speaker 1>cannot believe you guys cannot find one man in New

0:46:31.160 --> 0:46:34.400
<v Speaker 1>York City, a city of millions, in eight hours. And

0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 1>she's freaking out because the three rape victims are all

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:39.840
<v Speaker 1>on their way. They're all there, they're all there at

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 1>the precinct with their parents, and she's like, I just

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:43.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I should go through with the lineup,

0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:45.719
<v Speaker 1>and she's very shook about these little girls. You know,

0:46:45.800 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>everybody that comes into SFU has to get used to

0:46:47.719 --> 0:46:50.799
<v Speaker 1>the live victim element. And then she's like, all right,

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm going through with the lineup. Don't let me down.

0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, well, they've already spent most of the

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:58.240
<v Speaker 1>hours and they haven't found much. But in the lineups,

0:46:58.320 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>the first girl, Id's Wayne, and the second girl I

0:47:02.080 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 1>d's him with like a question mark.

0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 3>She's like number two.

0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:07.080
<v Speaker 1>And then the third girl I ds him as well

0:47:07.120 --> 0:47:10.479
<v Speaker 1>and goes, I know it's him, and so the last

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:12.560
<v Speaker 1>girl is like, I want to The last girl's mom

0:47:12.600 --> 0:47:14.600
<v Speaker 1>says she wants to thank the officer that caught him,

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:18.400
<v Speaker 1>but he's not there, and he's also not an officer,

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:21.240
<v Speaker 1>so they're like, he'll be here soon. So anyway, Marlow

0:47:21.440 --> 0:47:23.919
<v Speaker 1>is back on Benson and Stabler's asses. They've got three

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:26.240
<v Speaker 1>hours and two of the girls have now positively idd

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.680
<v Speaker 1>this guy. All they have is a first name, and

0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not helping them earlier they had said, let's go

0:47:31.680 --> 0:47:33.399
<v Speaker 1>to the press, and she's like, there won't be enough time.

0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Now that there's three hours left, She's like, let's go

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:36.919
<v Speaker 1>to the press and they're like yeah, but it won't

0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:38.640
<v Speaker 1>hit the news until we have to release hank It.

0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:41.680
<v Speaker 1>And Stabler's like, I'm gonna go camp outside that bar

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:44.319
<v Speaker 1>waiting for this kid to show up, and Marlow's like, ooh,

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I miss our stakeouts. And I forgot that Stabler and

0:47:47.320 --> 0:47:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Marlowe were partners when she was a cop, so I

0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 1>guess got that too. In this universe, Stabler only gets

0:47:53.680 --> 0:47:57.840
<v Speaker 1>paired with absolute knockouts, Like he only gets paired with

0:47:58.000 --> 0:48:02.600
<v Speaker 1>like top percentage hot women, like that's in his contract.

0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:05.840
<v Speaker 3>He's like, I will join us view, but you know,

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:06.960
<v Speaker 3>I think we've met.

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:10.880
<v Speaker 1>We've met one male cop partner of his in the past,

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:13.240
<v Speaker 1>some guy, but the rest.

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Something wrong, right, Yeah, and now it's just babe after babes.

0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:22.040
<v Speaker 1>So that's so funny that shared Stones's character was a cop,

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Like that's a CORESI track, like most of the other

0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Adas were not cops. First. Anyway, lives on the phone

0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:30.560
<v Speaker 1>and it's Hannigan calling from the bar saying he found

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 1>someone who knows Fletcher. So now they're at the NYPD

0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Explorer's cleanup site in Harlem and this is a real thing,

0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:44.840
<v Speaker 1>the ny Explorers. The guy in the crime was an explorer. Okay, great,

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:45.839
<v Speaker 1>it's real.

0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:48.399
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know what this was. But it's basically cop

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:49.080
<v Speaker 3>summer camp.

0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Like from the website, it says it provides young men

0:48:51.760 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 1>and women from the city's diverse communities with an introduction

0:48:54.640 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 1>to a career law enforcement or a related field for cops.

0:48:59.280 --> 0:48:59.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:48:59.719 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's birthright for cops. And it's supposed to be

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:05.839
<v Speaker 1>fourteen to twenty ages. So they ask this guy who's

0:49:05.880 --> 0:49:08.040
<v Speaker 1>like the supervisor, about Brad Fletcher, and they're like, you're

0:49:08.040 --> 0:49:10.000
<v Speaker 1>supposed to take at risk kids and point them in

0:49:10.040 --> 0:49:12.960
<v Speaker 1>the right direction, not turn them into delusional zealots. And

0:49:13.040 --> 0:49:14.840
<v Speaker 1>they're like the guy's like, yeah, but Brad's never been

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:16.880
<v Speaker 1>in trouble, Like he signed up when he was fourteen

0:49:17.160 --> 0:49:19.840
<v Speaker 1>with his eyes set on joining the like the police department.

0:49:20.320 --> 0:49:22.880
<v Speaker 1>And the guy's like, yeah, I'm still in touch with him.

0:49:22.880 --> 0:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>He's still an explorer. And they're like, wait, what I

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:27.319
<v Speaker 1>thought the cutoff was twenty And the guy's like, how

0:49:27.400 --> 0:49:30.600
<v Speaker 1>old do you think he is cut to an all

0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:31.960
<v Speaker 1>boys prep school.

0:49:32.320 --> 0:49:34.759
<v Speaker 3>Uh oh, a bunch of boys and blazers coming out.

0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:37.719
<v Speaker 1>It is pretty wild, Like what is the profile of

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:39.640
<v Speaker 1>this boy who's like a rich prep school boy and

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:40.759
<v Speaker 1>is like I want to be a cop?

0:49:41.080 --> 0:49:41.840
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't like that.

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:44.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, like your parents have probably been telling you

0:49:44.440 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 1>forever to like be a lawyer, be a doctor, be

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:47.320
<v Speaker 1>a congressman.

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.200
<v Speaker 3>And you're like cop, Like you have a power thing.

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:51.480
<v Speaker 3>I feel like if that's your deal.

0:49:51.880 --> 0:49:59.880
<v Speaker 1>But Jessica Tish, they confront Yeah, they confront Brad and

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:02.880
<v Speaker 1>and they go you're only sixteen, and he's like I

0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:06.719
<v Speaker 1>can explain, and they're like can it And they go

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 1>just sign right here, and he's like, I'll sign this

0:50:10.120 --> 0:50:10.520
<v Speaker 1>no problem.

0:50:10.600 --> 0:50:12.359
<v Speaker 3>Getting that purp off the street was the best day

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:14.000
<v Speaker 3>of my life. So everything's cool now.

0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:15.600
<v Speaker 1>And then they're like sure it is, little buddy, and

0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:19.000
<v Speaker 1>they arrest him immediately for impersonating an officer. So then

0:50:19.880 --> 0:50:22.320
<v Speaker 1>now teen Cop, who I've been calling teen Cop the

0:50:22.320 --> 0:50:25.080
<v Speaker 1>whole time, is literally teen cop. He is in cement

0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:27.640
<v Speaker 1>room bars talking about how he always dreamed about being

0:50:27.680 --> 0:50:29.600
<v Speaker 1>a cop. He's like a real This is before they

0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:31.200
<v Speaker 1>had Chase from paw patrol. So I do not know

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:35.480
<v Speaker 1>what has indoctrinated him, but he's a huge holster sniffer.

0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:38.120
<v Speaker 1>And his mom is with him in the room. She's like,

0:50:38.560 --> 0:50:41.359
<v Speaker 1>he reads so much about being a cop, so it's okay.

0:50:41.560 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 1>She's basically like, he reads a lot about being a cop,

0:50:43.640 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 1>so it's like, okay that he did this, and Liv

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 1>is like, okay, well you want to be a cop,

0:50:47.600 --> 0:50:49.880
<v Speaker 1>so bad, dude, kiss that dream goodbye. A felony on

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.959
<v Speaker 1>your record is automatic disqualification. And he's like, I didn't

0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 1>commit a felony. And it's like, I guess you don't

0:50:55.080 --> 0:50:59.400
<v Speaker 1>read enough because ye, Stabler's like two felonies, impersonation of

0:50:59.440 --> 0:51:01.480
<v Speaker 1>a cop and middle possession of a gun. And then

0:51:01.560 --> 0:51:04.640
<v Speaker 1>his hashtag boy mom is like, wait, that's a legal gun.

0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:06.920
<v Speaker 1>It's mine and it's registered. It's like not for your

0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:10.000
<v Speaker 1>teen son, you dumb bitch, Like what are you talking about?

0:51:10.280 --> 0:51:12.880
<v Speaker 1>It's illegal one. Well, now we know how she how

0:51:12.960 --> 0:51:15.520
<v Speaker 1>he became like this exactly. She's like, you can do

0:51:15.600 --> 0:51:17.920
<v Speaker 1>whatever you want, babe. We're gonna pay for your apartment

0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:18.759
<v Speaker 1>so you can be a cop.

0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:19.080
<v Speaker 4>Do it.

0:51:19.880 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 1>So this delusional mom, it was really getting to me.

0:51:24.120 --> 0:51:27.040
<v Speaker 1>She's like, it's okay. He reads a lot and I

0:51:27.200 --> 0:51:29.280
<v Speaker 1>give him the gun, but it's my gun, so it's fine.

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:32.400
<v Speaker 1>So Stabler points out, I guess you don't know much

0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:34.000
<v Speaker 1>as much about the law as you thought. You'll have

0:51:34.080 --> 0:51:36.359
<v Speaker 1>plenty of time to read in jail. But teen cop

0:51:36.440 --> 0:51:38.239
<v Speaker 1>is doubling down on his theory that he's a hero.

0:51:38.440 --> 0:51:40.640
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I caught the rapist and they're like yeah,

0:51:40.680 --> 0:51:43.440
<v Speaker 1>and he almost walked on the charge because you played

0:51:43.520 --> 0:51:46.239
<v Speaker 1>dress up, you fool, and he's like, well, he's not

0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:49.120
<v Speaker 1>good to walk, right, And then cut to my favorite

0:51:49.200 --> 0:51:53.799
<v Speaker 1>British er babe Alex Kingston playing attorney Miranda Pond, who

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:55.479
<v Speaker 1>is in four episodes of the show.

0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:56.480
<v Speaker 3>I loved her on er.

0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:58.359
<v Speaker 1>This woman, I don't know why she really struck out

0:51:58.400 --> 0:52:02.480
<v Speaker 1>to me, and she's slapping a motion to exclude down

0:52:02.520 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 1>on the table, saying that Brad Fletcher violated Wayne's Fourth

0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Amendment rights. But then Sharon Stone Joe Marlow is there

0:52:08.760 --> 0:52:12.640
<v Speaker 1>being like, no, he's a civilian and civilians are not, like,

0:52:13.120 --> 0:52:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, accountable to that law, and Miranda's like, he

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:19.640
<v Speaker 1>went to a task force meeting, he walked through an

0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:22.719
<v Speaker 1>apprehension plan and he was assigned a sector of the park,

0:52:23.120 --> 0:52:25.560
<v Speaker 1>so it really seems like he was acting as a

0:52:25.640 --> 0:52:29.400
<v Speaker 1>law enforcement agent. And Joe's like, well, look, this is

0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:32.160
<v Speaker 1>extremely embarrassing for the NYPD. I will admit that, but

0:52:32.280 --> 0:52:34.319
<v Speaker 1>ultimately it's a kid who got caught up playing cops

0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:37.600
<v Speaker 1>and robbers. And the judge is really leaning towards Miranda

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:39.880
<v Speaker 1>on this, like who argues that it's all fruit of

0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 1>the poisonous tree, which they use again, and Miranda plans

0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:44.200
<v Speaker 1>to dismiss.

0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:45.960
<v Speaker 3>The judge is like, give me some time.

0:52:46.000 --> 0:52:47.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to think about it and make my ruling,

0:52:47.320 --> 0:52:48.920
<v Speaker 1>and Miranda's like, great, and when you're done, I plan

0:52:49.040 --> 0:52:51.359
<v Speaker 1>to dismiss if you rule in my favor, and Joe

0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:53.800
<v Speaker 1>tries to prove to the judge like, listen, sir, like

0:52:53.960 --> 0:52:56.720
<v Speaker 1>your honor, we do not condone this behavior. We're actually

0:52:56.880 --> 0:52:59.320
<v Speaker 1>charging the kid for a crime, and I'm on my

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:01.440
<v Speaker 1>way to family right now to get his teen ass.

0:53:02.040 --> 0:53:04.839
<v Speaker 1>So in family court, teen cop is being a whiny bitch.

0:53:05.160 --> 0:53:07.319
<v Speaker 1>He's like, this isn't fitter the dejective's promise to give

0:53:07.360 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 1>me a break. Yeah, I am getting really like just

0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:14.440
<v Speaker 1>entitled vibes from this kid, like he still thinks he's

0:53:14.440 --> 0:53:17.200
<v Speaker 1>a hero. He still thinks like this isn't fair, like

0:53:17.280 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 1>you haven't self examined at all. What you did was wrong,

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:23.480
<v Speaker 1>And his mom just goes, just take your medicine. Oh oh,

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I get it. At first, I was like, what medicine?

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 1>We never talk about him having an illness. She means like,

0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:30.120
<v Speaker 1>take your punishment and shut the fuck up. I didn't

0:53:30.160 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 1>get that at first. So his lawyer, I realized that

0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:35.480
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast just now as I said it out

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 1>loud from my own notes. Uh. His lawyer is like,

0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:40.400
<v Speaker 1>shut the fuck up. This is a good deal and

0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:42.319
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna have a felony on your records. If

0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:44.640
<v Speaker 1>you want your little cop dreams to come true, shut up.

0:53:45.120 --> 0:53:48.160
<v Speaker 1>So he pleads guilty to attempted criminal impersonation of a

0:53:48.160 --> 0:53:52.200
<v Speaker 1>police officer. Instead of criminal impersonation, it's attempted and that's

0:53:52.239 --> 0:53:54.839
<v Speaker 1>a misdemeanor, and he's gets sentenced to one hundred hours

0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:58.680
<v Speaker 1>of community service. He also agrees to relinquish all police paraphernalia,

0:53:59.280 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 1>and as Joe reads off the list of all the

0:54:02.120 --> 0:54:05.080
<v Speaker 1>police stuff, like you need to give up all weapons, badges,

0:54:05.160 --> 0:54:08.320
<v Speaker 1>that that we she narrates it in voiceover as we

0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:11.200
<v Speaker 1>see Munch and Finn in this kid's room clearing out

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:13.279
<v Speaker 1>all the cop shit he has, and his room is

0:54:13.440 --> 0:54:17.239
<v Speaker 1>in soo much it's like NYPD merch as far as

0:54:17.280 --> 0:54:20.840
<v Speaker 1>the eye can see. It's like NYPD K nine, like NYPD,

0:54:21.000 --> 0:54:23.840
<v Speaker 1>like all of these like bumper stickers, like all of

0:54:23.960 --> 0:54:28.279
<v Speaker 1>these things that he has badges, like just books, magazines,

0:54:28.400 --> 0:54:31.960
<v Speaker 1>periodicals like, so his room is a shrine to cop them.

0:54:32.360 --> 0:54:34.480
<v Speaker 1>And they tell him he's also not allowed to go

0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:36.759
<v Speaker 1>into cop chat rooms or message boards and he has

0:54:36.800 --> 0:54:38.520
<v Speaker 1>to unsubscribe from all the cool.

0:54:38.400 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 3>Cop magazines that he gets.

0:54:39.800 --> 0:54:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, and if he does all this after six months,

0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:45.240
<v Speaker 1>the case will be dismissed and expunged from his record

0:54:45.280 --> 0:54:49.640
<v Speaker 1>at twenty one. So pretty lucky, dude, Like you fully

0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:51.880
<v Speaker 1>impersonated a cop and tried to log evidence like you

0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:54.279
<v Speaker 1>were trying to type up a DD five, your psycho. So,

0:54:54.400 --> 0:54:57.160
<v Speaker 1>now Joe and Team Cop are in her office going

0:54:57.239 --> 0:55:00.960
<v Speaker 1>over his testimony, and she's talking to him closer than

0:55:00.960 --> 0:55:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm comfortable with, like he's sixteen, and she's like in

0:55:03.719 --> 0:55:05.200
<v Speaker 1>his face trying to get him not to be in

0:55:05.200 --> 0:55:09.120
<v Speaker 1>the air. Yes, yes, I think it's also Sharon Stone

0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:11.200
<v Speaker 1>has a hard time, like not being sexy, Like she's

0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:15.600
<v Speaker 1>just such a sexy lady. And even though she's playing

0:55:15.640 --> 0:55:18.000
<v Speaker 1>this character, I think Sharon Stone's a great actress. I

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:22.320
<v Speaker 1>don't actually think she's great on this show, but she is.

0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:24.560
<v Speaker 1>It is you just immediately when she's in a room

0:55:24.600 --> 0:55:27.759
<v Speaker 1>with another man, like, well, that's a child. But I

0:55:27.920 --> 0:55:30.200
<v Speaker 1>just am like, oh, something's gonna happen. But it doesn't.

0:55:30.280 --> 0:55:32.360
<v Speaker 1>She's she's on the up and up, and she's just

0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:34.239
<v Speaker 1>talking close, talking to him, trying to get him to

0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:36.360
<v Speaker 1>stopping such a fucking idiot. Like every time she lures

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:39.000
<v Speaker 1>him into something, he's like, no, wait, that's not what happened.

0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:43.280
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, no, I'm playing the prosecutor, like the defense.

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you what they're gonna say to you. And

0:55:45.520 --> 0:55:48.759
<v Speaker 1>then he's like, whoa, you were a cop? Because she

0:55:48.880 --> 0:55:51.560
<v Speaker 1>has a medal framed on the wall and a picture

0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:56.200
<v Speaker 1>of her in her cop hat and thing, and she

0:55:56.360 --> 0:56:00.440
<v Speaker 1>has there's a newspaper cover that says Marlow and Hold.

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:02.879
<v Speaker 1>And you know how all the famous cops get name

0:56:02.960 --> 0:56:04.640
<v Speaker 1>checked on the cover of the New York Post, right,

0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Like we all know who a bunch of famous cops are,

0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:11.399
<v Speaker 1>so they get punning up titles on their on their

0:56:11.560 --> 0:56:15.279
<v Speaker 1>front pages. So he starts fangirling so hard that she

0:56:15.680 --> 0:56:18.040
<v Speaker 1>used to be a cop and how'd you get promoted?

0:56:18.080 --> 0:56:19.960
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, I took down a drug cartel and

0:56:20.040 --> 0:56:22.480
<v Speaker 1>he's like, you gotta tell me about that. Like this,

0:56:22.719 --> 0:56:24.680
<v Speaker 1>it's like a kid talking about video games like he's wild.

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:26.960
<v Speaker 1>And Joe gets a call and starts sexy talking to

0:56:27.040 --> 0:56:29.279
<v Speaker 1>someone again. It's Sharon Stone, like she's talking to someone

0:56:29.320 --> 0:56:31.799
<v Speaker 1>she's definitely gonna fuck later, and she's like, well, oh,

0:56:31.880 --> 0:56:34.400
<v Speaker 1>we'll can talk about that later. Meanwhile, teen cop is

0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:36.400
<v Speaker 1>over there just like touching her metal and getting a

0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:39.239
<v Speaker 1>boner and then knock, knock the back. The judge is

0:56:39.280 --> 0:56:42.160
<v Speaker 1>back with his decision about the motion to exclude. Right away,

0:56:42.600 --> 0:56:45.040
<v Speaker 1>the judge says, I did not come to this decision lightly.

0:56:45.160 --> 0:56:47.200
<v Speaker 1>So a rapist is about to walk. That's always how

0:56:47.239 --> 0:56:51.279
<v Speaker 1>we know. Uh. He grants the motion. Miranda Pond moves

0:56:51.320 --> 0:56:54.320
<v Speaker 1>to dismiss, and it is granted without prejudice. And I realized,

0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we've ever talked about this about what

0:56:56.920 --> 0:56:59.520
<v Speaker 1>that means, so I googled it really quickly, and without

0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:02.839
<v Speaker 1>prejudice means you can retry, but with prejudice means it's over.

0:57:03.480 --> 0:57:05.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't even really know that. Yeah, I didn't know.

0:57:06.280 --> 0:57:09.480
<v Speaker 1>So because Sharon Stone's character goes without prejudice, like she's

0:57:09.560 --> 0:57:11.239
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, without prejudice, So it's like, we can

0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:15.320
<v Speaker 1>try this rapist again and like it's not closed with prejudice,

0:57:15.360 --> 0:57:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I would assume means it gets dismissed, like but it

0:57:17.680 --> 0:57:21.760
<v Speaker 1>would have been a mistrial, you know. Joe turns around

0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:26.360
<v Speaker 1>and teen coopp is h in the courtroom, like during

0:57:26.400 --> 0:57:28.480
<v Speaker 1>this judge's decision, she left him in her office and

0:57:28.560 --> 0:57:30.720
<v Speaker 1>said stay there, and he came into the court he

0:57:30.880 --> 0:57:33.360
<v Speaker 1>found where she was and sat in the courtroom. I

0:57:33.400 --> 0:57:35.440
<v Speaker 1>think that makes things a lot faster for television, but

0:57:35.440 --> 0:57:36.960
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't make a lot of sense to me. And

0:57:37.120 --> 0:57:41.120
<v Speaker 1>he can't believe she's gonna let Wayne walk, and he's

0:57:41.280 --> 0:57:44.200
<v Speaker 1>he's being very accusatory as if this entire thing isn't

0:57:44.240 --> 0:57:46.600
<v Speaker 1>his fault, and Joe's like, I just have to find

0:57:46.640 --> 0:57:49.800
<v Speaker 1>some new evidence. So Stabler's like, what new evidence? Like

0:57:49.960 --> 0:57:53.000
<v Speaker 1>everything we have is from the bad search, and Live

0:57:53.080 --> 0:57:55.680
<v Speaker 1>is upset that they made these three children come in

0:57:55.880 --> 0:57:59.520
<v Speaker 1>for a traumatic lineup. So Benson Stabler, Joe and Kragan

0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 1>are stratgizing. They're like, we could go back to the flashings.

0:58:02.600 --> 0:58:05.200
<v Speaker 1>We could maybe interview some of those witnesses and that'll

0:58:05.200 --> 0:58:09.120
<v Speaker 1>give us something to connect us to Wayne that is

0:58:09.200 --> 0:58:09.800
<v Speaker 1>not Fletcher.

0:58:10.360 --> 0:58:12.360
<v Speaker 3>But Live says, wait a second.

0:58:12.640 --> 0:58:15.320
<v Speaker 1>In interrogation, he flashed us, and I'm like, again, it

0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:17.200
<v Speaker 1>literally seems like he touched the bottom of his shirt,

0:58:17.280 --> 0:58:19.520
<v Speaker 1>but it's NBC. They're like, can we get him on that?

0:58:19.680 --> 0:58:21.640
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, it's a misdemeanor, it's a slap on

0:58:21.680 --> 0:58:24.680
<v Speaker 1>the wrist. We should sit on him. Twenty four to seven.

0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:28.160
<v Speaker 1>So we cut to the steakout crew and it's a

0:58:28.200 --> 0:58:30.280
<v Speaker 1>threesome that we didn't know we needed. Benson Stable and

0:58:30.320 --> 0:58:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Sharon Stone and they pull up. They pull up to

0:58:36.560 --> 0:58:39.520
<v Speaker 1>the guy's house and Stable goes, oh, he lives in

0:58:39.640 --> 0:58:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Queen's This is twenty minutes from my house. And it's like, like,

0:58:41.800 --> 0:58:43.520
<v Speaker 1>you're going home, buddy, come on, you live for a

0:58:43.600 --> 0:58:46.480
<v Speaker 1>steak out. And then Live shades Wayne for living with

0:58:46.600 --> 0:58:50.000
<v Speaker 1>his dad at thirty eight years old, and we can

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.240
<v Speaker 1>go ask the dad about the birthmark. Let's see if

0:58:52.280 --> 0:58:54.280
<v Speaker 1>daddy wants his basement back, all he has to do

0:58:54.400 --> 0:58:56.520
<v Speaker 1>is give up his son. So then just as we

0:58:56.600 --> 0:59:00.360
<v Speaker 1>exit the car, we hear gunshots ring out and out

0:59:00.400 --> 0:59:04.000
<v Speaker 1>of the house runs fucking teen cop with a bloody

0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 1>wound to the gut and like and I think his chest. Also,

0:59:07.560 --> 0:59:10.439
<v Speaker 1>Wayne's dad comes out yelling about how this bastard broke

0:59:10.480 --> 0:59:13.439
<v Speaker 1>into his house. Joe Marlowe gets on the like teen

0:59:13.480 --> 0:59:15.760
<v Speaker 1>cops now on the ground bleeding out, and Joe marlow

0:59:15.800 --> 0:59:18.960
<v Speaker 1>starts chest compressions and she sort of does. She doesn't

0:59:18.960 --> 0:59:22.200
<v Speaker 1>really start them because basically she just looks up terrified,

0:59:22.320 --> 0:59:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and that's where we go to commercial off of her

0:59:24.280 --> 0:59:28.200
<v Speaker 1>terrified look. So now dumbass teen cop wakes up in

0:59:28.240 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 1>the hospital and Joe is at his bedside and she's like,

0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:33.880
<v Speaker 1>you were almost mom.

0:59:33.920 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm just this lawyer.

0:59:35.480 --> 0:59:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, your mom went to go get some of

0:59:39.440 --> 0:59:42.240
<v Speaker 1>your favorite clothes. Like, I don't know, Mom's not there.

0:59:42.840 --> 0:59:45.920
<v Speaker 1>We had an episode wrap on the mom and so

0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:49.200
<v Speaker 1>we're using sharing stone. She's like, you were almost killed.

0:59:49.400 --> 0:59:51.720
<v Speaker 1>That bullet was like a quarter of an introm your aorta,

0:59:51.840 --> 0:59:55.200
<v Speaker 1>You stupid fuck. And then Fletcher goes it was Hanktt's

0:59:55.200 --> 0:59:57.440
<v Speaker 1>father like something like that, and we don't know what

0:59:57.520 --> 0:59:59.920
<v Speaker 1>he's saying yet, because that's who shot him, and Joe's

0:59:59.920 --> 1:00:03.080
<v Speaker 1>like like, yeah, you're super in deep shit, bro, like

1:00:03.160 --> 1:00:04.960
<v Speaker 1>you violated your probation.

1:00:05.680 --> 1:00:07.200
<v Speaker 3>And she's like, how did you get into that house?

1:00:07.240 --> 1:00:10.280
<v Speaker 1>I want to know, and he goes, I found the

1:00:10.480 --> 1:00:14.440
<v Speaker 1>house key when I was vouchering the evidence. I just

1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:17.400
<v Speaker 1>wanted to help them get the guy. So even though

1:00:17.680 --> 1:00:20.960
<v Speaker 1>he was vouchering evidence, thinking I busted a rapist, he thought,

1:00:21.080 --> 1:00:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna keep the key to this rapist's house. J

1:00:23.520 --> 1:00:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I see, okay again in these plot holes, let me

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<v Speaker 1>proofread the script and I will tell you where I

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<v Speaker 1>think things don't make sense. So anyway, kids like I

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<v Speaker 1>just couldn't let him reap another girl. And she's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you just blew your last shots get into the NYPD.

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<v Speaker 1>You sacrificed your future for nothing. He goes, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>should have seen what I saw. I saw something. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't Wayne, it's his dad. He's like, Wayne was asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I was searching through his room. I heard screw muffled screams.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that maybe he had another girl, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was the old man in the back watching a video

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<v Speaker 1>of Wayne raping Tina Harper. One of the victims, and

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<v Speaker 1>Joe said, and Joe's like, wait, what if this pans out,

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<v Speaker 1>you may have just bought yourself another shot at the academy.

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<v Speaker 1>And we keep going back to this, and I really

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<v Speaker 1>am not invested in this kid getting into the academy,

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<v Speaker 1>like at all. This is very brock Turner to me.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very I don't want to risk a young

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<v Speaker 1>man's future when he is like he is bad, he

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<v Speaker 1>is entitled, he has committed crimes. I mean, he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be perfect for the NYPD. I know he's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>fucking chief of d's in like two years. He'll be

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<v Speaker 1>like the youngest chief of Detectives will be twenty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>like running the chief of detective. She tells him, keep

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<v Speaker 1>your ass out of trouble for the next five years

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll wrap this up. It's like, you don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know that you can wrap it up like that. He

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<v Speaker 1>got shot for breaking and entering, like I don't whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Suddenly they are very close mentor mentee and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>stay out of trouble, you a little case ruining scamp,

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<v Speaker 1>and she like is tossling his hair and shit and

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<v Speaker 1>live is not necessarily buying this whole thing about the dad.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, well, he didn't blindfold his victims, and no

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<v Speaker 1>one saw this guy with a camera, so where did

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<v Speaker 1>like the videos come from, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>And they're like, well, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Victim was shown in extreme close up, so maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a small hidden camera, like in a button.

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<v Speaker 1>Cameras are so small now, and all the victims said

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<v Speaker 1>he never took his hat off, so ding ding ding.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they're searching the Hankett house while the dad is

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<v Speaker 1>looking on and they're like, well, the hats.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't find anything in any of these hats.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, wow, you sure have a lot of porn, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, well, it's no law against that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they go, yeah, unless someone's underage or being sexually assaulted,

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<v Speaker 1>and then his face drops, you know, like that's the

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<v Speaker 1>shit he's most into. So they're definitely gonna find that.

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<v Speaker 1>And we heard you were watching home videos of your

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<v Speaker 1>kid last night. And this guy's like denying everything. He's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to pin it all on teen cop, going he

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to kill me even though, and they're like

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<v Speaker 1>he was unarmed and he was fleeing your house and

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<v Speaker 1>you shot him three Times so seems more like you

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to snuff out a witness than you were

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<v Speaker 1>actually trying to stand your ground.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they're like, so where's Wayne? And he went

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<v Speaker 3>for a walk.

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<v Speaker 1>So now munch Fin have somehow immediately tracked down Wayne

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<v Speaker 1>and he has ducked into a peep show, which I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know where you can go to those anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>but they used to be all in Times Square and

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<v Speaker 1>they've got a search warrant for the hat and I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's so funny, like we just need to look

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<v Speaker 1>in the hat and Wayne comes out, they grab his

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<v Speaker 1>hat off his head and boom right away there's a

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<v Speaker 1>camera inside it with which looked with also what looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a d battery, like it looks like a lot uh. Later,

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<v Speaker 1>Craigan is filling in Joe, like we found full of

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<v Speaker 1>the videos of one of the victims being assaulted taken

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<v Speaker 1>from the hat cam. It's really graphic and scary, like

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<v Speaker 1>we're watching it like this young girl is just lying

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<v Speaker 1>on the grass being like, please don't hurt me, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, open your eyes, look at me, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he duct tapes her mouth like it's graphic. I did

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<v Speaker 1>not like watching that in cement room bars. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>Wayne back and lives going after him, and she's putting

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<v Speaker 1>on this whole sympathy act for Wayne's dad. Oh, your

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<v Speaker 1>poor dad, you're a freak and you ruin your dad's life.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not sick way you are. And he tells her, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it was all my dad's idea, all the rapes, like

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<v Speaker 1>and my dad made me do it. And they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>how happy? Do you know what this episode is?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the one where it was like someone's jail buddy

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<v Speaker 2>on the way out was making him commit crimes. Remember

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<v Speaker 2>it was a gray haired man too, and this guy

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<v Speaker 2>looks like he's from Frasier.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was like another old dad.

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<v Speaker 1>What what?

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<v Speaker 3>What did the guy in the other episode have over him?

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<v Speaker 2>He owed him because of prison and he was like

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<v Speaker 2>this guy's bitch in prison and so he lived with

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<v Speaker 2>him and got abused and they found all the trinkets

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<v Speaker 2>and he was like so scared and shaking.

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<v Speaker 1>He looked like an exports and like, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that either, Like, yeah, there's five there's five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and forty episodes. It's really hard, but this is it's similar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like other you know, like gray haired men with

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<v Speaker 1>this nervous blue eyed men. Yeah, being their pawns. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So basically, how did your dad make you do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Wayne opens up, He's been putting me down for years,

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<v Speaker 1>saying I'm a sissy, I'm worthless, babe, most ashamed of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, like I he you know, I would never

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<v Speaker 1>amount to anything, and lives like, you need to take

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<v Speaker 1>responsibility for what you did, like I'm sorry that you got,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know, I'm sorry you got. I'm emotionally abused,

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<v Speaker 1>but like take responsibility. And he's like, you mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>how I killed my mother? And then he's he opens

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<v Speaker 1>up and says that she died when he was twelve

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<v Speaker 1>and it was his fault. And we're like, oh, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>did you accidentally kill your mom? No, the dad just

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<v Speaker 1>said you made your mom worry so much that you're

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<v Speaker 1>the reason that she got cancer, which is so fucking dark.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like this guy is just emotionally abused this kid

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<v Speaker 1>into oblivion. And then he said, he said, I the

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<v Speaker 1>dad told him I can never remarry because no woman

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<v Speaker 1>wants to be have you as a son. He started

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<v Speaker 1>drinking the dad and he started bringing home sex workers

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<v Speaker 1>and making him watch so he would learn to be

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<v Speaker 1>a man, and then one day he brought home an

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<v Speaker 1>extra one for me. And it sounds like this is

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<v Speaker 1>all starting when he's twelve and thirteen, and that this

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<v Speaker 1>is opening up a memory for me of being in

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<v Speaker 1>a cab in Amsterdam where my cab driver told me

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<v Speaker 1>that's how he lost his virginity, is that his dad

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<v Speaker 1>went to the Red Lake district and got sex workers.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was telling me it like it was My

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<v Speaker 1>first word was light and I like to eat apples,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he was just telling you. You think that's like

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<v Speaker 1>a cultural thing in Amsterdam or I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. He was like, yeah, my dad was like

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<v Speaker 1>showing me how to be a man. That's like what

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<v Speaker 1>I have not thought about that. That was on my

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<v Speaker 1>semester a broad in two thousand. WHOA, why is there

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<v Speaker 1>more Amanda Knock stuff? Like haven't we heard enough another?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought the same thing, and I'm like, it's not

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<v Speaker 3>that twisted.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't want to get a job either,

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<v Speaker 1>but like if the story's not that twisted, we keep

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sexualize her and make it like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>guy murdered her and the roommate acted weird and I

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<v Speaker 1>to speak Italian and couldn't like it was things like that,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't really think a man A Knox did

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<v Speaker 1>anything twisted.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she did have my opinion, but oh, I think

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<v Speaker 3>most people think that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just can't know. If there's another show, it's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how many I mean they've done like now like but

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<v Speaker 1>now it's.

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<v Speaker 3>From her point of view, I'm like, no one cares.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, We've done so many bundies, We've done so many

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<v Speaker 1>John Wayne Gacy's I think I don't know. We Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting a new gaycy so watch out with my

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<v Speaker 1>Michael churnis so scary friend of the pod. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking kid is now being asked to have sex

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<v Speaker 1>side by side with his dad with a with a

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<v Speaker 1>sex worker and Wayne goes but it didn't work. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I couldn't do it in front of him, and

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<v Speaker 1>that just made him hate me more, Like what you

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<v Speaker 1>think your son is sexual dysfunctioning because he can't, at

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<v Speaker 1>twelve years old have sex with a woman in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh So anyway, liv Goes, I'm I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>No one helped you as a kid, but you're thirty

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<v Speaker 1>eight now, why didn't you just leave when you turned eighteen?

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<v Speaker 1>And then we cut to the dad going that loser

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<v Speaker 1>could never survive on his own. I wanted Wayne out

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<v Speaker 1>of the house. I wanted to retire, but I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>And Stabler is giving this guy the old alpha male special, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, man, you can't get it up. You only

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<v Speaker 1>get actions from sex workers. You screwed in front of

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<v Speaker 1>your kid, and then you went limp and you started

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<v Speaker 1>using your son as a surrogate. And he's like, we

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<v Speaker 1>know about the abuse, and the dad responds with, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish he'd never been born.

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<v Speaker 3>He's completely useless.

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<v Speaker 1>So this man is like associate, but he has like

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<v Speaker 1>no feeling towards his child at all except for hate.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay, No, he has feelings. They're just disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And they're like, uh, well, we checked out the

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<v Speaker 1>electronics store footage and we know that you're saying Wayne's

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<v Speaker 1>completely useless, and we know he's not that good with

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<v Speaker 1>electronics either. But you, on the other hand, have worked

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<v Speaker 1>in electronics for thirty five years. So you rigged the cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>We saw you there on the tapes and you set

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<v Speaker 1>up your son to choke the chicken, they say, in

1:09:04.400 --> 1:09:06.800
<v Speaker 1>front of all those girls. And the dad goes, he

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<v Speaker 1>had no interest in sex. I had to fix him.

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<v Speaker 1>He couldn't get a girl any other way. It's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I can understand that's why you brought a sex

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<v Speaker 1>worker home, even though that's deeply fucked up and he

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<v Speaker 1>was underage. But you think getting him to jerk off

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<v Speaker 1>in a department store in front of all these people

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<v Speaker 1>is the way to fix his sexual dysfunction. Like, what's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>What Father of the year. I don't get where you're

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<v Speaker 1>coming from. But anyway, Wayne comes out of interrogation and says,

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<v Speaker 1>what happens to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, so I just want to summarize what's happening here.

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<v Speaker 1>This father has figured out a way to get his son,

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<v Speaker 1>who he hates, to go out and sexually assault teen

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<v Speaker 1>girls with a fucking button cam in his hat so

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<v Speaker 1>that he can watch it and feel like he's doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to investigate the father.

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<v Speaker 1>There's definitely what he definitely was a child molester then

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<v Speaker 1>before he started losing the ability to get an erection, right, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he's going there's no way. He just started

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<v Speaker 1>getting a proclivity for young girls when he was you know, like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh is seventy eight or whatever. Anyway, Wayne comes out

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<v Speaker 1>of interrogation and goes what happens to me now? And

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, well, you're gonna get processed and booked. Like

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning, when he was acting like, wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything. That part is weird to me because

1:10:24.200 --> 1:10:28.080
<v Speaker 1>it's like he was acting like he didn't do anything wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like he knows he's wrong. He's doing it

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<v Speaker 1>for his dad, So I was confused why he was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you arresting me? It's like it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're busting me on the thing that happened. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think Wayne has the wherewithal to like act like he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything wrong, is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was acting like he didn't do anything wrong

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<v Speaker 3>at the beginning. Well, he's trying to save his own ass. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>do you want to go to jail? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But he seems like he'd be a bad liar. And

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning I almost believe him. I almost believe

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<v Speaker 1>they have the wrong guy. Like I'm like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be a matching birthmark thing, like that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of thought, like, Oh, we're going to find

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<v Speaker 1>out birthmarks.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody's drawing the birthmark on to frame.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, like whatever, That's what I kind of thought, because

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<v Speaker 1>the Florida birthmark is wild. But Wayne, they tell him

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting process and booked, like sorry, buddy, you are

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<v Speaker 1>going to jail, and the dad comes out and screams,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I had you aborted.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wayne runs up and it's like dad, Dad. Wayne tries

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<v Speaker 1>hugging him. I'm sorry, I got you in trouble. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so disturbing and sad.

1:11:25.439 --> 1:11:25.840
<v Speaker 3>This scene.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like he's still even after realizing I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>jail for these horrible crimes. My dad made me commit

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<v Speaker 1>after a lifetime of emotional abuse, He's still like, Daddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I need.

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<v Speaker 3>Your I need your approval, like love me, love me,

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<v Speaker 3>love me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so so sad, and the dad keeps going you're

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<v Speaker 1>dead to me, while Wayne keeps yelling I love you.

1:11:45.680 --> 1:11:48.599
<v Speaker 1>It's really terrible, and we black out. Off of Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Marlowe's hardened facial expression. That is a classic I need

1:11:52.320 --> 1:11:55.519
<v Speaker 1>to get the fuck out of SVU expression, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>Dick wolf baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you'll all be really relieved to know this is

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<v Speaker 2>just the fake cop teen No. Uh, okay, no daddy

1:12:05.080 --> 1:12:08.400
<v Speaker 2>cam rapes Okay no, No, the writers came up with

1:12:08.479 --> 1:12:18.360
<v Speaker 2>that all on their own. Yeah, this is Chicago. What

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<v Speaker 2>n Sam Richardson? So at fourteen, Richardson impersonated a police officer,

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<v Speaker 2>and he did such a good job that he was

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<v Speaker 2>driving around in a squad car. Like fully worked a

1:12:32.280 --> 1:12:34.960
<v Speaker 2>five hour shift in a squad car, riding along with

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<v Speaker 2>another cop.

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<v Speaker 3>At fourteen years old.

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<v Speaker 2>And these are the people in charge of our criminal

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<v Speaker 2>justice system, Like it is really wild to think about

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<v Speaker 2>that they couldn't tell this was a fourteen year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So in two thousand and.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine, this guy who became known as kid Cop, he

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<v Speaker 2>just showed up at Grand Crossing third District station, claiming

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<v Speaker 2>to be an officer from another district. The officers let

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<v Speaker 2>him work a full duty patrol shift, like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>for five hours with and he even helped with an

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<v Speaker 2>arrest before they figured out what was going on. This

1:13:04.120 --> 1:13:09.240
<v Speaker 2>dude was fourteen in eighth grade. Oh my god, it's

1:13:09.400 --> 1:13:14.639
<v Speaker 2>so crazy. So fourteen officers, including the captain running watch

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<v Speaker 2>during the shift, and seven sergeants were brought up on

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<v Speaker 2>departmental charges, according to iabaka Internal Affairs. I don't think

1:13:22.360 --> 1:13:26.160
<v Speaker 2>they call it iab out in the world, but internal

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<v Speaker 2>affairs report on the incident. According to the Chicago Tribune,

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<v Speaker 2>and he just loved fucking around and he would get

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<v Speaker 2>away with it. Like one time he dressed up as

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<v Speaker 2>a businessman and went to a Lexus dealership asking for

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<v Speaker 2>a test drive and then he crashed the Lexus. So

1:13:39.560 --> 1:13:42.080
<v Speaker 2>he's just like a catch me if you can, you know,

1:13:42.360 --> 1:13:45.120
<v Speaker 2>kind of guy. He was arrested in twenty ten and

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<v Speaker 2>went to juvenile detention after pushing his mother. Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>guess he did do Okay, he did push his mother

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<v Speaker 2>and he stole his uncle's car.

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<v Speaker 3>And then in twenty eleven he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was charging an adult with aggravated unlawful use of a weapon.

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<v Speaker 2>And then in twenty thirteen he was finally sentenced to

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen months in prison for attempting to buy a police uniform.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was working as a security card at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But he went to a store VCG uniform on West

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<v Speaker 2>Irving and when they were like, are you a cop,

1:14:16.479 --> 1:14:18.880
<v Speaker 2>he goes yeah, And so he bought an eye on

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<v Speaker 2>devil bag, cargo pants, blue duty shirt, a duty belt,

1:14:23.120 --> 1:14:26.360
<v Speaker 2>and then bolted out the back, but before like he

1:14:26.360 --> 1:14:27.840
<v Speaker 2>could get it, like, you have to give your ID,

1:14:28.000 --> 1:14:29.600
<v Speaker 2>So he gave his ID, did all the shopping, and

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<v Speaker 2>then he tried to steal and run away, but it

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<v Speaker 2>left his ID behind and so then the store clerk

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<v Speaker 2>looked up his name from the driver's license and then

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<v Speaker 2>it said, uh, oh, this is the same guy that

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<v Speaker 2>pretended to be a cop at fourteen years old.

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<v Speaker 3>So Richardson just comes back for.

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<v Speaker 2>His ID and the police were already waiting for him

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<v Speaker 2>to take him in, and the police found a receipt

1:14:50.600 --> 1:14:53.479
<v Speaker 2>on Richardson from an online purchase of a CPD bag

1:14:53.600 --> 1:14:57.879
<v Speaker 2>and other supplies and another duty belt. In twenty fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>he's arrested again, this time with a friend both and

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<v Speaker 2>then like it is wild thinking about our last episode

1:15:04.640 --> 1:15:06.400
<v Speaker 2>where it was like seven years for forgery and this

1:15:06.560 --> 1:15:09.360
<v Speaker 2>dude just like cannot stop pushing his mother and pretending

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<v Speaker 2>to be a cop, Like it is kind of silly.

1:15:13.680 --> 1:15:16.439
<v Speaker 2>So he was arrested again and both him and this guy,

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<v Speaker 2>Dontrell Moore, were twenty one years old. They were wearing

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<v Speaker 2>bulletproof vests and police duty belts and had a police

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<v Speaker 2>scanner and a stun gun. So for his cases in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty thirteen and twenty fifteen, he served eighteen months in

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<v Speaker 2>prison for each of those cases, but he did not

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<v Speaker 2>learn anything and was arrested again at the age of

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six doing the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So February twenty twenty one, he was arrested in Lyle,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a West suburb.

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<v Speaker 3>It was four oh one am. He was pretending to

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<v Speaker 3>be a sergeant.

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<v Speaker 2>On January fourteenth, twenty seventh, and February third, he also

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<v Speaker 2>pulled over a vehicle and searched the car like he

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<v Speaker 2>searched the occupants. He was wearing a full blown police uniform,

1:15:56.920 --> 1:15:59.320
<v Speaker 2>pretended to be a sergeant. He slowed down cars with

1:15:59.400 --> 1:16:02.840
<v Speaker 2>a flashlight all in babe At. He he was doing

1:16:02.920 --> 1:16:09.800
<v Speaker 2>TikTok dances and police uniforms. He makes videos and bulletproof

1:16:09.880 --> 1:16:12.760
<v Speaker 2>vests at a shooting range. So because of that, he

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<v Speaker 2>did face three felony accounts of false personation and he

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<v Speaker 2>pled guilty and was sentenced to three years in prison.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, I found that he was arrested two more

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<v Speaker 2>times in twenty fourteen, but the resources are mugshot zone,

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<v Speaker 2>mugshots dot zone dot like it's not a god, it's

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<v Speaker 2>mugshot zone and the o's and mugshot and zone are

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<v Speaker 2>connected in their handcuffs.

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<v Speaker 1>The over and then the other is e news.

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<v Speaker 2>Park Forest serving a great American town, park Forest, Illinois.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just and I don't know if he was

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<v Speaker 2>convicted because I didn't find anything of like jail time.

1:16:57.040 --> 1:16:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't find any records or like he inmate lock up,

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't find any other sources that had this.

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<v Speaker 2>So he but it says that he was arrested in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four for unlawful possession of ammunition with a felony.

1:17:13.160 --> 1:17:15.720
<v Speaker 2>So he was found with like fake guns but the

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<v Speaker 2>ammunition was real and since he already had a felony,

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<v Speaker 2>like you can't do that, so but the police according

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<v Speaker 2>to this Park Forest paper, the police said mister Richardson

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<v Speaker 2>wore a ballistic vest with a star badge on the

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<v Speaker 2>front that stated President Defense Executive Protection one one, six,

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<v Speaker 2>four three eight. Mister Richardson also had a radio, a

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<v Speaker 2>body worn camera, pepper spray, a flashlight, two magazines in

1:17:41.760 --> 1:17:44.120
<v Speaker 2>a magazine pouch, and he had a ballistic and then

1:17:44.160 --> 1:17:46.360
<v Speaker 2>the back of his ballistic vest. He had a patch

1:17:46.479 --> 1:17:50.160
<v Speaker 2>that read Public Safety, and he had a glock semi

1:17:50.200 --> 1:17:53.479
<v Speaker 2>automatic firearm and a holster on his right hip, and

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<v Speaker 2>then next to the gun was a metal star badge

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<v Speaker 2>that was engraved President Defense Security one one six four three.

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<v Speaker 3>Wowoh, so he just won't stop. No, So I'm I'm

1:18:03.720 --> 1:18:05.160
<v Speaker 3>wondering if he's still in jail, because in.

1:18:05.160 --> 1:18:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty one he got three years, and it feels

1:18:07.280 --> 1:18:10.120
<v Speaker 1>like in twenty twenty four, immediately when he's out, he

1:18:10.240 --> 1:18:10.840
<v Speaker 1>did it again.

1:18:12.240 --> 1:18:14.240
<v Speaker 3>But I don't know if he's like, I don't know

1:18:14.520 --> 1:18:15.000
<v Speaker 3>what's up.

1:18:16.000 --> 1:18:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe he got out early for good

1:18:18.200 --> 1:18:20.560
<v Speaker 1>time and then he got back and what's like what

1:18:20.800 --> 1:18:24.800
<v Speaker 1>sucks about? Like this is at fourteen? Obviously the Sun

1:18:24.920 --> 1:18:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Times the tribute articles are kid cop ellwell you know.

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<v Speaker 3>And then yeah, he just like won't stop. But it's

1:18:32.240 --> 1:18:35.280
<v Speaker 3>not as like exciting, it's not as nice.

1:18:35.400 --> 1:18:36.120
<v Speaker 1>He just keeps doing.

1:18:36.200 --> 1:18:38.160
<v Speaker 2>He's a grown up now, so it's like, Okay, this

1:18:38.360 --> 1:18:40.719
<v Speaker 2>is like a psychopath who's pretending to be cops.

1:18:40.840 --> 1:18:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Like, and the thing that's funny is like this is

1:18:43.120 --> 1:18:44.920
<v Speaker 1>sort of catch me if you can, but it's sort

1:18:44.920 --> 1:18:47.439
<v Speaker 1>of like not rich, catch me if you can, like

1:18:47.520 --> 1:18:49.920
<v Speaker 1>people like people who can go in and like get

1:18:49.960 --> 1:18:51.920
<v Speaker 1>on a private jet and do all this shit. But

1:18:52.080 --> 1:18:55.200
<v Speaker 1>like he basically just doing being as sneaky, just trying

1:18:55.240 --> 1:18:57.200
<v Speaker 1>to be a cop over and over, you know, over

1:18:57.280 --> 1:18:57.559
<v Speaker 1>and over.

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<v Speaker 3>Won't stop. Otherwise there'd be a movie about this motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean there's an episode of SVU about him. Yeah, yeah,

1:19:05.360 --> 1:19:07.800
<v Speaker 3>Team Cop. But I hated that fucking teen cop in

1:19:07.800 --> 1:19:09.360
<v Speaker 3>the episode, and I think everybody was.

1:19:09.520 --> 1:19:11.240
<v Speaker 1>They were trying to make us like him by the end,

1:19:11.320 --> 1:19:14.639
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, but no, if you're obsessed with police,

1:19:14.920 --> 1:19:18.599
<v Speaker 1>but you can't make the police force, you're you're unwell,

1:19:19.320 --> 1:19:24.439
<v Speaker 1>You're unwell mentally and physically, like obviously like what's going on.

1:19:25.680 --> 1:19:27.559
<v Speaker 3>Well, they're trying to make it sound like pretty easy

1:19:27.600 --> 1:19:28.040
<v Speaker 3>to be a cop.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like, yeah, also there are you could do explorers,

1:19:30.920 --> 1:19:33.799
<v Speaker 1>like you can do civilian searches when they do searches.

1:19:33.960 --> 1:19:36.599
<v Speaker 3>You know, like you can't just go in and buy

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<v Speaker 3>all the shit.

1:19:37.320 --> 1:19:39.600
<v Speaker 1>First of all, they need to be a lot more discerning,

1:19:39.880 --> 1:19:42.760
<v Speaker 1>like that should be like buying police equipment should be

1:19:42.960 --> 1:19:44.720
<v Speaker 1>just as background checked. I feel like, is getting a

1:19:44.800 --> 1:19:46.639
<v Speaker 1>gun like that because that is so fucked up.

1:19:46.560 --> 1:19:48.960
<v Speaker 3>But also so like officers assisted him.

1:19:49.040 --> 1:19:51.280
<v Speaker 2>So this last twenty twenty four on this like park

1:19:51.360 --> 1:19:55.599
<v Speaker 2>Ridge park Forest thing, is that like like cops met

1:19:55.720 --> 1:20:00.240
<v Speaker 2>him and with him they were searching vacant units. Like

1:20:00.320 --> 1:20:02.840
<v Speaker 2>he was like something's happening, and then cops came and

1:20:02.920 --> 1:20:05.880
<v Speaker 2>he was with them searching these units like just having

1:20:05.920 --> 1:20:06.760
<v Speaker 2>the time of his life.

1:20:06.800 --> 1:20:11.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure, yeah, just buying stun guns.

1:20:11.280 --> 1:20:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I think this one seems funnier to me because he

1:20:13.000 --> 1:20:15.439
<v Speaker 1>didn't fuck up a rapist, you know, like he's kind

1:20:15.479 --> 1:20:18.439
<v Speaker 1>of just not like it doesn't feel like he's really no.

1:20:18.520 --> 1:20:20.720
<v Speaker 3>He just shoved his mother. Yeah, I shoved his mom.

1:20:21.320 --> 1:20:24.920
<v Speaker 2>But in the scope, this is probably the ten in

1:20:25.040 --> 1:20:28.760
<v Speaker 2>the in the top ten least affected crimes that we've done,

1:20:28.800 --> 1:20:32.719
<v Speaker 2>I would say, yeah, like in terms why we feel

1:20:33.040 --> 1:20:35.599
<v Speaker 2>like unaffected, like no one's actually being affected.

1:20:35.800 --> 1:20:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, like totally this is the top like low

1:20:38.840 --> 1:20:42.559
<v Speaker 1>stakes crime, I would say, yeah, so that's what's like exciting,

1:20:42.600 --> 1:20:45.519
<v Speaker 1>and it's Cook County, so I always feel connected. Yeah,

1:20:46.360 --> 1:20:48.519
<v Speaker 1>but I do feel like people impersonating cops is like

1:20:48.720 --> 1:20:54.120
<v Speaker 1>very scary, especially now with like ice as people get serious.

1:20:54.320 --> 1:20:55.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's scary.

1:20:56.200 --> 1:20:56.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

1:20:56.600 --> 1:20:57.759
<v Speaker 3>I think they should be more careful.

1:20:57.760 --> 1:21:01.599
<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't let random idiots own army supply stores where

1:21:01.600 --> 1:21:04.519
<v Speaker 1>they can buy cop shit. I agree, you have to

1:21:04.600 --> 1:21:07.960
<v Speaker 1>either your outfit has to look exactly like copshit. It

1:21:08.040 --> 1:21:09.960
<v Speaker 1>has to be copshit, or it has to be Amazon shit.

1:21:10.120 --> 1:21:11.519
<v Speaker 1>Like why tell the difference?

1:21:11.720 --> 1:21:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Like why does my school give me gym uniforms but

1:21:14.680 --> 1:21:17.439
<v Speaker 2>the police department can't give their people outfits?

1:21:18.760 --> 1:21:20.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they have to go buy their own, Like what

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<v Speaker 3>was department issues?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know there's like scrubs, but I wonder if

1:21:24.360 --> 1:21:25.720
<v Speaker 2>you they only give you one and you have to

1:21:25.760 --> 1:21:27.400
<v Speaker 2>buy a bunch of you you have to buy scrubs.

1:21:27.479 --> 1:21:31.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, scrubs were in when I was in school. Scrubs

1:21:31.920 --> 1:21:37.080
<v Speaker 1>are cool. My friend just got to play a nurse

1:21:37.160 --> 1:21:38.680
<v Speaker 1>on Young and the Restless for a couple of days,

1:21:38.680 --> 1:21:40.320
<v Speaker 1>and she sent me pictures of her and her scrubs.

1:21:40.680 --> 1:21:41.839
<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait, that's exciting.

1:21:42.320 --> 1:21:42.560
<v Speaker 4>I know.

1:21:42.840 --> 1:21:44.639
<v Speaker 3>I bet she knows how to memorize lines.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, I was like, I can't wait to

1:21:46.120 --> 1:21:47.960
<v Speaker 1>hear about this. She's she's been acting for a long

1:21:48.000 --> 1:21:49.800
<v Speaker 1>time and she's never done a soap, So I'm excited to.

1:21:50.400 --> 1:21:54.280
<v Speaker 2>Know I've been rewatching the Dexter of it all. I

1:21:54.439 --> 1:21:57.719
<v Speaker 2>saw your friends screaming in the for the Trinity Killer

1:21:58.120 --> 1:21:59.880
<v Speaker 2>or is it not a friend? What is that story

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<v Speaker 2>where someone was like, Oh my god, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>on Dexter, everyone watch, and then it's just her being

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<v Speaker 2>murdered naked in.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend wanted My friend went on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>that woman and she was like next her and he

1:22:09.520 --> 1:22:10.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh great, I'll check it out. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the next day he watched her get her femeral artery

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<v Speaker 1>sliced in a bathtub by John Lithgow.

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<v Speaker 3>John Lithgow is so fucking scary.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've had told you about the time that right

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<v Speaker 1>after I maybe not he saw him, he came on

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<v Speaker 1>the subway with me and like, my blood went ice cold.

1:22:29.200 --> 1:22:31.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I know he's an actor. I'm sure he's lovely.

1:22:31.960 --> 1:22:33.920
<v Speaker 1>He was also in Third Rock from the Goddamn Sun

1:22:34.000 --> 1:22:36.720
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, the Trinity Killer just got on

1:22:36.840 --> 1:22:40.920
<v Speaker 1>my subway car. I was frozen, like with fear. That

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the scariest guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, Margot Martindale should have been nominated at least for

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<v Speaker 2>an Emmy for her.

1:22:48.320 --> 1:22:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Role in that She was fucking good. Who was Margot Martindale.

1:22:52.720 --> 1:22:53.919
<v Speaker 1>She worked in the records.

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<v Speaker 2>She wasn't in that many episodes, but she was like

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<v Speaker 2>the older lady that works in the records. But then

1:22:58.600 --> 1:23:01.160
<v Speaker 2>she ends up like getting lunk Cay concerned slowly dying

1:23:01.280 --> 1:23:04.080
<v Speaker 2>and like Dexter ends up you know, helping her die.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm bringing her pie and then she tells him

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<v Speaker 3>a secret.

1:23:07.800 --> 1:23:10.160
<v Speaker 2>He tells her a secret whatever, but like she's truly

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<v Speaker 2>dying of lung cancer and it was like really impressive

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<v Speaker 2>to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Love character directress Margot Martindale.

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<v Speaker 1>She is the best.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a pin of her. If you're listening. Thank

1:23:21.800 --> 1:23:25.280
<v Speaker 2>you to whoever gave me that Margo Martin open. I

1:23:25.320 --> 1:23:27.600
<v Speaker 2>think it must have been Portland. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>in one of those boxes. Yes, our listener that gives

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<v Speaker 2>us the best gifts ever.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we are gonna just move right into postportum

1:23:36.080 --> 1:23:38.040
<v Speaker 3>because we don't have a guest this week. So here

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<v Speaker 3>we go. Okay, well, wanna be I mean, this episode

1:23:45.960 --> 1:23:46.639
<v Speaker 3>ends so abruptly.

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<v Speaker 1>The timing is different, it's structured different, like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, And it's like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a wild.

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<v Speaker 3>One yeah, yeah, it's definitely.

1:23:54.320 --> 1:23:56.080
<v Speaker 2>I just thought we'd go to try like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know when they end before even court that's always.

1:24:00.240 --> 1:24:01.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's no order in this one.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe that was because like they wanted to use

1:24:03.840 --> 1:24:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Sharon Stone more than just like in the courtroom, Like

1:24:06.439 --> 1:24:09.160
<v Speaker 1>they wanted her like running around and doing it with

1:24:09.240 --> 1:24:12.680
<v Speaker 1>a teen boy and like her little terrified face that

1:24:12.800 --> 1:24:15.240
<v Speaker 1>she likes to make, Like, oh my god, she's got

1:24:15.280 --> 1:24:16.320
<v Speaker 1>a good terrified face.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I've never seen basic instincts. Oh you haven't. No,

1:24:20.840 --> 1:24:23.280
<v Speaker 2>I have to do that because I love thrillers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but also, like you're younger than me, so like

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<v Speaker 1>when that movie came out, it was just like, oh

1:24:29.240 --> 1:24:31.680
<v Speaker 1>my god, like people could not believe that, like you

1:24:31.760 --> 1:24:34.560
<v Speaker 1>could see like a flash of a woman's vagina in

1:24:34.640 --> 1:24:37.320
<v Speaker 1>a movie and they were flat like everybody it was

1:24:37.400 --> 1:24:39.360
<v Speaker 1>like a porn that we all had to go see.

1:24:39.400 --> 1:24:41.160
<v Speaker 1>So like I think I saw it really young, and

1:24:41.320 --> 1:24:43.760
<v Speaker 1>like everybody just was obsessed with going to see it.

1:24:44.240 --> 1:24:46.200
<v Speaker 1>And I feel like you probably were like too young

1:24:46.280 --> 1:24:48.040
<v Speaker 1>to really get that discourse. And now you're like, oh,

1:24:48.080 --> 1:24:50.360
<v Speaker 1>it's just like a good thriller, you know, like the

1:24:50.520 --> 1:24:53.680
<v Speaker 1>MTV video movie like the MTV Movie Awards, like they

1:24:53.720 --> 1:24:56.280
<v Speaker 1>would do it. They did like a like a parody

1:24:56.439 --> 1:24:58.839
<v Speaker 1>where she uncrosses her legs and there's like an actual

1:24:58.880 --> 1:25:00.760
<v Speaker 1>beaver between her legs. I mean like there were. It

1:25:00.880 --> 1:25:04.919
<v Speaker 1>was like such a big cultural moment her in basic instinct,

1:25:05.439 --> 1:25:08.479
<v Speaker 1>but it's also like freaky and sexy and like it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited because I haven't seen fatal

1:25:11.760 --> 1:25:16.599
<v Speaker 2>attraction either. I haven't seen that either, and I feel like, yeah,

1:25:16.640 --> 1:25:17.680
<v Speaker 2>that's a blind spot for me.

1:25:18.080 --> 1:25:20.680
<v Speaker 3>I would maybe like it. I will. I will tell

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<v Speaker 3>everyone about my birthday.

1:25:22.360 --> 1:25:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but also dad's just if he's a dorc, he'll

1:25:26.360 --> 1:25:29.639
<v Speaker 2>find he'll fuck someone later, Like, don't buy your son.

1:25:29.840 --> 1:25:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I know, children, let's do a quick post mortem here.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there was a failure of a few parents.

1:25:36.040 --> 1:25:38.759
<v Speaker 1>There was a mom that was like, this is normal

1:25:38.840 --> 1:25:41.120
<v Speaker 1>that my son is obsessed with fucking cops and his

1:25:41.240 --> 1:25:44.360
<v Speaker 1>whole room is popash. That's weird. It's like you want

1:25:44.400 --> 1:25:46.439
<v Speaker 1>to be a cop, that's fine. It's almost if you

1:25:46.479 --> 1:25:48.280
<v Speaker 1>want to like Donald Trump. Okay, why do you have

1:25:48.439 --> 1:25:51.360
<v Speaker 1>so much fucking merch? It's weird, Like, stop having so

1:25:51.560 --> 1:25:54.960
<v Speaker 1>much merch of this things? That you like, that's crazy

1:25:55.880 --> 1:25:58.479
<v Speaker 1>that this mom needed to be red flagging her son,

1:25:59.160 --> 1:26:00.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, trying to be a fucking cop. What is

1:26:01.000 --> 1:26:03.000
<v Speaker 1>this program where you get to be like a miniature cop.

1:26:03.360 --> 1:26:06.880
<v Speaker 1>And then also this father, Oh what a nightmare? Like

1:26:07.040 --> 1:26:09.800
<v Speaker 1>stop acting like you need to like show your boys

1:26:09.840 --> 1:26:12.240
<v Speaker 1>how to fuck. They will figure it out, like you

1:26:12.360 --> 1:26:14.760
<v Speaker 1>don't have to be a talk like so he's not

1:26:15.479 --> 1:26:19.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking sex workers at fourteen, so in front of you

1:26:19.240 --> 1:26:20.760
<v Speaker 1>worst like, yeah, the.

1:26:20.920 --> 1:26:24.679
<v Speaker 3>Watching the four Oh my god, abuse is crazy?

1:26:25.360 --> 1:26:29.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, and just like honestly it's we talked about

1:26:29.680 --> 1:26:32.639
<v Speaker 1>unknown number at the beginning and it's not the same thing.

1:26:33.320 --> 1:26:36.600
<v Speaker 3>But like how the daughter like this daughter like in

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<v Speaker 3>the doc like does not is not that mad at

1:26:39.560 --> 1:26:39.880
<v Speaker 3>her mom?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Wow, no progress.

1:26:42.360 --> 1:26:45.120
<v Speaker 2>So I did see one thing online where the where

1:26:45.200 --> 1:26:47.080
<v Speaker 2>she's in the pink is old and when she's in

1:26:47.160 --> 1:26:50.160
<v Speaker 2>the gray eight it's more current, and that they didn't

1:26:50.400 --> 1:26:54.320
<v Speaker 2>edit it like they would use the footage as needed,

1:26:54.360 --> 1:26:56.679
<v Speaker 2>but that she has not talked to her mom.

1:26:57.400 --> 1:26:59.840
<v Speaker 1>She hasn't talked to her anymore, okay, because when she

1:27:00.120 --> 1:27:03.240
<v Speaker 1>finds out, granted she's shocked, but she doesn't get mad immediately,

1:27:03.400 --> 1:27:05.920
<v Speaker 1>like later in some of the interviews, she's like, I,

1:27:06.120 --> 1:27:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I want a relationship with my mom. I

1:27:07.680 --> 1:27:09.439
<v Speaker 1>think we email all the time while she's in jail.

1:27:09.479 --> 1:27:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be fine. Like and I was

1:27:11.439 --> 1:27:13.880
<v Speaker 1>like what. And it just reminds me a little bit

1:27:13.920 --> 1:27:15.600
<v Speaker 1>of this guy being like, Daddy, I love you, and

1:27:15.680 --> 1:27:18.120
<v Speaker 1>he's like, you're a useless idiot. Like you know, like

1:27:18.800 --> 1:27:21.120
<v Speaker 1>this woman was telling her daughter to kill herself on

1:27:21.439 --> 1:27:25.080
<v Speaker 1>over text, and the daughter's like, it's like, I love

1:27:25.120 --> 1:27:27.000
<v Speaker 1>my mom. She's great, Like I don't know, but I

1:27:27.120 --> 1:27:30.680
<v Speaker 1>gotta I gotta read the Uh. I'm sure there's like

1:27:30.760 --> 1:27:35.360
<v Speaker 1>interviews with her now where she's like fucking figured everything out.

1:27:35.560 --> 1:27:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah someone, yeah, someone is just like she is like

1:27:38.120 --> 1:27:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I'll talk to her when I'm ready to talk to her,

1:27:39.760 --> 1:27:40.240
<v Speaker 2>like the grades.

1:27:40.280 --> 1:27:42.400
<v Speaker 3>He shared his more current views of her.

1:27:43.400 --> 1:27:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she went to college for like forensics or

1:27:46.080 --> 1:27:47.439
<v Speaker 2>criminology or something like that.

1:27:47.560 --> 1:27:48.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh really.

1:27:48.320 --> 1:27:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The episode of the show though, is like, uh,

1:27:53.000 --> 1:27:55.479
<v Speaker 1>the ending and we talked about it earlier, but like

1:27:55.680 --> 1:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>just the ending was so like fuck, that's what's happening.

1:27:59.280 --> 1:28:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Like you're using your son to rape by proxy, Like

1:28:03.160 --> 1:28:04.080
<v Speaker 1>that's crazy.

1:28:04.479 --> 1:28:08.120
<v Speaker 2>I also get mad every time I feel bad for

1:28:08.280 --> 1:28:10.920
<v Speaker 2>a rapist, like this show kind of makes you be

1:28:11.360 --> 1:28:14.120
<v Speaker 2>cause it's like he's a rapist and should be serving life.

1:28:14.200 --> 1:28:14.800
<v Speaker 3>It is what it is.

1:28:15.240 --> 1:28:19.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's like, fuck, you don't even have a chance.

1:28:19.760 --> 1:28:20.800
<v Speaker 3>I know with this dad.

1:28:21.160 --> 1:28:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Fucking no way to kind have killed the dad. All right,

1:28:24.000 --> 1:28:26.200
<v Speaker 1>let's get to the juice. How's the birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>So, you know, my friends were like, don't go to

1:28:30.320 --> 1:28:30.920
<v Speaker 3>soul cycle.

1:28:31.200 --> 1:28:32.040
<v Speaker 1>We don't have time.

1:28:32.360 --> 1:28:32.479
<v Speaker 4>You know.

1:28:32.560 --> 1:28:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Julia's like, I'm gonna be at your house at ten am,

1:28:35.200 --> 1:28:37.320
<v Speaker 2>and I was like okay. So Saturday at soul Cycle,

1:28:37.360 --> 1:28:39.120
<v Speaker 2>I was talking shit about them and I was like, yeah,

1:28:39.120 --> 1:28:40.799
<v Speaker 2>my friends won't even let me go to soul cycle.

1:28:41.320 --> 1:28:44.000
<v Speaker 2>So they gave me like birthday love on the Saturday

1:28:44.040 --> 1:28:47.200
<v Speaker 2>class a little bit, and then Julia comes over and goes,

1:28:47.240 --> 1:28:48.040
<v Speaker 2>guess what, We're.

1:28:47.920 --> 1:28:49.880
<v Speaker 3>Going to soul cycle. So it was all.

1:28:52.439 --> 1:28:56.080
<v Speaker 2>So I got to go to soul Cycle and it

1:28:56.400 --> 1:28:58.559
<v Speaker 2>was so the theme of the day was like Liza's

1:28:58.640 --> 1:29:03.120
<v Speaker 2>favorite things. So then after soul Cycle, we went to

1:29:03.280 --> 1:29:05.120
<v Speaker 2>the public pool by Libby's house.

1:29:05.479 --> 1:29:07.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'd been to that one. It was it's a

1:29:07.360 --> 1:29:07.760
<v Speaker 3>good one.

1:29:07.840 --> 1:29:09.479
<v Speaker 2>And all the kids were back at school, so it

1:29:09.600 --> 1:29:13.120
<v Speaker 2>was like very sparse people. So like, you know, she

1:29:13.200 --> 1:29:15.160
<v Speaker 2>made a turkey sandwich and we just like swam at

1:29:15.200 --> 1:29:18.400
<v Speaker 2>the pool and then no more than ten people were

1:29:18.439 --> 1:29:20.120
<v Speaker 2>there at a time and they came later and it

1:29:20.240 --> 1:29:26.759
<v Speaker 2>was very just like people cooking snacks, weed, games, alcohol.

1:29:26.800 --> 1:29:29.040
<v Speaker 2>We did polish off a bottle of malort and a

1:29:29.200 --> 1:29:31.639
<v Speaker 2>jug of espallone. I will say that, oh my god.

1:29:32.560 --> 1:29:38.000
<v Speaker 2>But you know, tordelini, pasta pesto salad. I saw pics

1:29:38.040 --> 1:29:42.200
<v Speaker 2>of some of the food. It looked really steak. Jimmy Cherry,

1:29:42.400 --> 1:29:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean Lane from Scratch, made spicy tuna, crispy rice.

1:29:46.479 --> 1:29:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, like was frying little squares of rice

1:29:49.880 --> 1:29:53.679
<v Speaker 2>on a skillet like this, motherfucker, I can't good. Julia

1:29:53.760 --> 1:29:56.240
<v Speaker 2>made a cake like everyone was just cute. There was

1:29:56.320 --> 1:29:59.479
<v Speaker 2>gushers and it was like a child's birthday. I got

1:29:59.560 --> 1:30:01.439
<v Speaker 2>like a poly pocket and a stuffed rat, you know,

1:30:01.600 --> 1:30:10.240
<v Speaker 2>like I but it was like low key but perfect,

1:30:10.320 --> 1:30:12.439
<v Speaker 2>you know. Yeah, I just want to play heads up

1:30:12.479 --> 1:30:14.439
<v Speaker 2>and be fucked up in a small space and I

1:30:14.520 --> 1:30:14.760
<v Speaker 2>got it.

1:30:15.439 --> 1:30:15.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1:30:16.080 --> 1:30:19.720
<v Speaker 2>And Ibbe has like a really good foot massage or

1:30:19.840 --> 1:30:20.479
<v Speaker 2>at her apartment.

1:30:20.479 --> 1:30:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've ever put your feet in that,

1:30:22.120 --> 1:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>but like it's unreal. Damn, it's unkay.

1:30:29.479 --> 1:30:31.519
<v Speaker 2>But then Emmy was really funny because my friend of

1:30:31.600 --> 1:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>me because I told her about the days and about

1:30:33.840 --> 1:30:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Soul Cycle. She goes, so you got to do what

1:30:36.200 --> 1:30:38.519
<v Speaker 2>you would have done? I go, yes, but I was

1:30:38.720 --> 1:30:42.080
<v Speaker 2>tricked into thinking I wasn't. And then I told them.

1:30:42.120 --> 1:30:43.519
<v Speaker 2>I go, oh, I thought you guys were gonna come

1:30:43.520 --> 1:30:44.680
<v Speaker 2>over and help me declutter.

1:30:45.080 --> 1:30:45.479
<v Speaker 3>They go what.

1:30:45.680 --> 1:30:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I go, well, I didn't know what else would be

1:30:47.120 --> 1:30:48.519
<v Speaker 2>at ten am because I didn't get the vibe we

1:30:48.560 --> 1:30:50.080
<v Speaker 2>were going to the beach. So in my head, I'm like,

1:30:50.360 --> 1:30:52.800
<v Speaker 2>maybe we're just gonna declutter. And Alison goes, and then

1:30:52.880 --> 1:30:55.519
<v Speaker 2>do your taxes? What the fuck are you talking about?

1:30:56.880 --> 1:30:58.280
<v Speaker 2>And I go, what it would have been helpful?

1:30:58.360 --> 1:30:59.040
<v Speaker 3>I need help.

1:30:59.160 --> 1:31:02.400
<v Speaker 2>And then while we were walking back from Soul Cycle,

1:31:02.439 --> 1:31:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I oh, by the way, if we're just gonna watch

1:31:04.360 --> 1:31:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Housewives at my house or something like, can we spend

1:31:06.439 --> 1:31:09.280
<v Speaker 2>time outside instead? And she goes, we have something planned.

1:31:09.520 --> 1:31:11.719
<v Speaker 2>It's not just gonna be housewives. I go, okay, okay,

1:31:11.760 --> 1:31:15.080
<v Speaker 2>you just have my favorite things and it is lounging.

1:31:15.400 --> 1:31:19.720
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was just kind of a perfect, nice day.

1:31:20.640 --> 1:31:22.320
<v Speaker 2>I can't say anything bad about it.

1:31:23.040 --> 1:31:25.000
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome. My birthday's coming up, and I have like

1:31:25.160 --> 1:31:28.120
<v Speaker 1>no idea what to do. Rosie like really burnt me.

1:31:28.240 --> 1:31:30.519
<v Speaker 1>She goes, Okay, so it's your birthday.

1:31:30.560 --> 1:31:31.200
<v Speaker 4>What do you like?

1:31:31.479 --> 1:31:36.200
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, yeah, I don't know. You are

1:31:36.280 --> 1:31:38.360
<v Speaker 3>a harder person to shop. I'm like, what do I

1:31:38.720 --> 1:31:42.320
<v Speaker 3>like that? I can get to an Italian restaurant?

1:31:42.640 --> 1:31:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Like my husband? They can get him a comic book.

1:31:45.400 --> 1:31:47.599
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's what they got him for like Father's

1:31:47.640 --> 1:31:49.280
<v Speaker 1>Day or whatever. Like, they'll get him like a comic book.

1:31:49.280 --> 1:31:51.479
<v Speaker 1>They know that that's what he's into. And I'm just like,

1:31:52.000 --> 1:31:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I like Bravo, I like Prestige television, I

1:31:55.320 --> 1:31:58.000
<v Speaker 1>like traveling, I like wine, I like eating out, I

1:31:58.200 --> 1:32:00.640
<v Speaker 1>like comedy my friends, I don't no. I'm like, I

1:32:00.680 --> 1:32:05.000
<v Speaker 1>don't have enough like little hobbies and obsessions for the

1:32:05.080 --> 1:32:08.040
<v Speaker 1>gift giving. I was like, I gotta think. I gotta

1:32:08.040 --> 1:32:10.479
<v Speaker 1>get back to you, Rosie. But she really nailed me

1:32:10.560 --> 1:32:10.760
<v Speaker 1>on that.

1:32:11.040 --> 1:32:13.120
<v Speaker 3>She's like, what do you like? I was like, hmm,

1:32:13.400 --> 1:32:13.920
<v Speaker 3>great question.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fully missing my friend's birthday because of works. Okay,

1:32:18.120 --> 1:32:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get the gift that I got my friend. Okay,

1:32:20.160 --> 1:32:21.519
<v Speaker 2>hold on one second, Hold one second.

1:32:21.640 --> 1:32:23.280
<v Speaker 3>Okay. So I saw this in a window.

1:32:23.760 --> 1:32:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I have never I haven't been proud this proud of

1:32:25.880 --> 1:32:28.000
<v Speaker 2>a birthday present in a while. And I'm about to

1:32:28.040 --> 1:32:29.479
<v Speaker 2>give this to my best friend. It's not like she's

1:32:29.520 --> 1:32:31.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna fucking listen, so you can. You can announce it

1:32:31.720 --> 1:32:33.800
<v Speaker 2>on the pod. Even if she listened to the pod,

1:32:33.840 --> 1:32:36.160
<v Speaker 2>she wouldn't have gotten this far. Oh, your friend's birthday

1:32:36.200 --> 1:32:37.240
<v Speaker 2>is tomorrow, right, yes?

1:32:37.479 --> 1:32:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1:32:37.680 --> 1:32:39.200
<v Speaker 3>And okay, are you ready?

1:32:40.040 --> 1:32:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it is a stuffy of the baby

1:32:43.840 --> 1:32:45.719
<v Speaker 1>from Dinosaurs, not the mama.

1:32:45.840 --> 1:32:48.240
<v Speaker 3>Not the mama. That's so purpose not stuffy.

1:32:48.360 --> 1:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is what is it? The size of

1:32:51.280 --> 1:32:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's huge. Oh my god, it's huge.

1:32:53.080 --> 1:32:55.200
<v Speaker 3>And it has a pull cord. Yeah, but it's like

1:32:55.439 --> 1:32:56.680
<v Speaker 3>it looks like it.

1:32:57.040 --> 1:32:59.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't even believe it. Look it's like a replica.

1:32:59.640 --> 1:33:01.479
<v Speaker 1>It looks it's like the actual dinosaur.

1:33:01.640 --> 1:33:03.360
<v Speaker 2>And I had a price in my head when I

1:33:03.479 --> 1:33:05.679
<v Speaker 2>ran into the store when I saw it in the window,

1:33:06.280 --> 1:33:09.160
<v Speaker 2>and it was fifty dollars less than my maximum price

1:33:09.240 --> 1:33:09.880
<v Speaker 2>that I had in mind.

1:33:09.920 --> 1:33:13.639
<v Speaker 3>Ooh, she's gonna love that. That's so too.

1:33:13.800 --> 1:33:15.280
<v Speaker 2>But I have to sit on it, like, I'm not

1:33:15.280 --> 1:33:19.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna see her for like a week. But what all, No,

1:33:19.240 --> 1:33:21.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what. Yeah, what should a kid get you?

1:33:22.760 --> 1:33:26.599
<v Speaker 2>But the classic first kinds of gifts you give your parents.

1:33:26.680 --> 1:33:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Usually it's like a frame with you in it.

1:33:28.760 --> 1:33:32.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something focused around them, which is honestly a huge,

1:33:32.880 --> 1:33:34.600
<v Speaker 1>a huge thing that does take up a lot of

1:33:34.680 --> 1:33:37.240
<v Speaker 1>my time. I'm like, I do like you, guys, but

1:33:37.360 --> 1:33:40.840
<v Speaker 1>you also take up a lot of my fucking time. Yeah, vegetarian.

1:33:41.000 --> 1:33:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they could get you a chef so you

1:33:42.720 --> 1:33:45.000
<v Speaker 1>don't have to cook dinner. Yeah, I don't know, Like

1:33:45.080 --> 1:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's what a kid is capable of though. No, no,

1:33:48.400 --> 1:33:50.519
<v Speaker 1>nothing that I want they are capable of giving me.

1:33:50.640 --> 1:33:54.639
<v Speaker 3>That's true. Like I want and I'm getting an air fryer.

1:33:54.760 --> 1:33:56.280
<v Speaker 3>But I'm like, I want an air fryer.

1:33:56.320 --> 1:34:00.519
<v Speaker 1>Can you guys get me that? Yeah, that's actually great. Yeah,

1:34:00.640 --> 1:34:03.240
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'm shocks you went this long without an air fryer,

1:34:03.400 --> 1:34:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. Well, now I want to I

1:34:05.200 --> 1:34:09.280
<v Speaker 1>want to get this really specific kind but why because

1:34:09.320 --> 1:34:11.360
<v Speaker 1>it's one that is very well reviewed and I think

1:34:11.400 --> 1:34:14.639
<v Speaker 1>it does a lot of different things that will help me. Okay, Yeah,

1:34:14.840 --> 1:34:16.400
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna I'm excited to get it. I think

1:34:16.400 --> 1:34:18.599
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna revolutionize how I make food for my children.

1:34:18.600 --> 1:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>And I'm really happy, Like I'm really excited to do it.

1:34:20.760 --> 1:34:22.400
<v Speaker 2>I think, are you gonna change your life? I mean

1:34:22.439 --> 1:34:24.479
<v Speaker 2>I went to someone's house for dinner the air fried salmon.

1:34:24.560 --> 1:34:25.400
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking awesome.

1:34:25.720 --> 1:34:28.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, like ten minutes we were eating dinner. I

1:34:28.320 --> 1:34:31.120
<v Speaker 3>mean it was nice. Yeah, I gotta get into it.

1:34:31.479 --> 1:34:33.439
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna read the manual. I'm gonna like learn.

1:34:33.840 --> 1:34:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so wait, did I tell you this that I

1:34:35.720 --> 1:34:37.600
<v Speaker 2>got a call from my nephew and that he was

1:34:37.640 --> 1:34:41.160
<v Speaker 2>like crying and then it was because of Dexter Resurrection.

1:34:42.040 --> 1:34:42.719
<v Speaker 3>Wait, Benji?

1:34:42.960 --> 1:34:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Or he just loved it?

1:34:43.760 --> 1:34:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Benji, I was like so stressed out. I'm like,

1:34:46.080 --> 1:34:49.759
<v Speaker 2>what's going on? And it was just like loving Dexter Resurrection.

1:34:50.160 --> 1:34:55.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh I love that. It's like so relieved. Oh my gods.

1:34:55.320 --> 1:34:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Like it's not the younger one. He's like, no, no,

1:34:58.120 --> 1:35:02.560
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't cry. She would also never messaged me. He

1:35:02.760 --> 1:35:08.360
<v Speaker 1>would never message me. I mean I did get a

1:35:08.400 --> 1:35:09.439
<v Speaker 1>text on my birthday.

1:35:09.479 --> 1:35:10.240
<v Speaker 3>He was, yeah, but.

1:35:12.280 --> 1:35:13.120
<v Speaker 1>You had a great day.

1:35:13.240 --> 1:35:14.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you had a great day.

1:35:14.400 --> 1:35:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Virgo season is upon us, and uh,

1:35:18.400 --> 1:35:20.160
<v Speaker 1>all so many fun people have birthdays.

1:35:20.720 --> 1:35:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and oh also it's also been the blood moon,

1:35:22.960 --> 1:35:26.280
<v Speaker 2>and I love I loved blaming everyone's weird behavior. It's

1:35:26.320 --> 1:35:28.160
<v Speaker 2>like even the guy at the bar, I'm like, it's

1:35:28.200 --> 1:35:31.479
<v Speaker 2>the blood moon, babe, what do we think is gonna happen?

1:35:32.960 --> 1:35:35.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, So I do have one more crime

1:35:35.600 --> 1:35:37.840
<v Speaker 1>thing then we can go. I'm so sorry. So there's

1:35:37.880 --> 1:35:39.599
<v Speaker 1>two things all from Instagram.

1:35:39.640 --> 1:35:41.200
<v Speaker 2>But you know the guy who started out doing like

1:35:41.280 --> 1:35:43.280
<v Speaker 2>the Seventh Heaven recaps and now he's like a full

1:35:43.320 --> 1:35:46.240
<v Speaker 2>blown star heart heart Rob and Anderson or whatever.

1:35:47.520 --> 1:35:48.360
<v Speaker 3>So he posted this.

1:35:48.600 --> 1:35:50.800
<v Speaker 2>It's from BBC dot com and I obviously have to

1:35:50.840 --> 1:35:54.400
<v Speaker 2>look more into it. But surgeon jailed after amputation of

1:35:54.479 --> 1:35:55.120
<v Speaker 2>own legs.

1:35:55.479 --> 1:35:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah we got.

1:35:57.800 --> 1:36:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Neil Hopper was motivated by sexual interest and amputation.

1:36:02.200 --> 1:36:03.920
<v Speaker 3>But I think if you do it to yourself, it

1:36:03.960 --> 1:36:06.640
<v Speaker 3>should be fine. Why is he jailed? Can't you do

1:36:06.760 --> 1:36:07.880
<v Speaker 3>what you want to your own body?

1:36:10.000 --> 1:36:14.360
<v Speaker 1>And then the heart throughout his caption was finally something

1:36:14.400 --> 1:36:20.920
<v Speaker 1>normal in the news, Oh my god. And then the

1:36:21.040 --> 1:36:21.599
<v Speaker 1>other thing.

1:36:21.960 --> 1:36:24.479
<v Speaker 2>Again, I don't know if this is a real sight

1:36:24.640 --> 1:36:28.679
<v Speaker 2>or not financial but it's man arrested for setting cafe

1:36:28.800 --> 1:36:31.560
<v Speaker 2>on fire because they ran out of mayo for his sandwich.

1:36:34.240 --> 1:36:37.760
<v Speaker 3>People are so fucked up. People are so fucked up.

1:36:38.160 --> 1:36:39.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I know, I have a crime thing,

1:36:39.800 --> 1:36:43.519
<v Speaker 2>and then it was the craziest crimes that could ever be.

1:36:43.880 --> 1:36:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why he's I mean, it says he's

1:36:46.000 --> 1:36:48.160
<v Speaker 2>been jailed for two years and eight months for insurance

1:36:48.240 --> 1:36:52.600
<v Speaker 2>fraud and possessing extreme pornography, So that has nothing.

1:36:52.400 --> 1:36:57.080
<v Speaker 1>To do with what possessing the extreme pornography? Can't you

1:36:57.160 --> 1:36:59.519
<v Speaker 1>have pornography like, no matter how extreme.

1:36:59.560 --> 1:37:01.960
<v Speaker 2>It is also claiming that he had sepsis and it

1:37:02.080 --> 1:37:07.479
<v Speaker 2>wasn't self inflicted, but that it was mys serious illness

1:37:08.000 --> 1:37:09.960
<v Speaker 2>and he had used ice and dry ice to freeze

1:37:10.040 --> 1:37:13.720
<v Speaker 2>his own legs so they had to be removed. So

1:37:13.880 --> 1:37:16.040
<v Speaker 2>he admitted to two counts of fraud, three of possessing

1:37:16.160 --> 1:37:20.000
<v Speaker 2>extra Yeah, the pornography had a special a sexual interest

1:37:20.080 --> 1:37:27.759
<v Speaker 2>in amputation. No previous convictions though, that's I guess. Okay,

1:37:27.840 --> 1:37:30.200
<v Speaker 2>the level of harm and three videos of body mutilation

1:37:30.360 --> 1:37:33.920
<v Speaker 2>which were the subject of the pornography charges, was exceptionally high.

1:37:34.840 --> 1:37:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh so I think these are two separate things.

1:37:37.880 --> 1:37:41.559
<v Speaker 2>I think he's jailed for whatever, like weird snuff porn

1:37:41.680 --> 1:37:47.160
<v Speaker 2>he's watching and people being amputated, and then the but

1:37:47.280 --> 1:37:49.560
<v Speaker 2>maybe the fraud that he lied about sepsis when he

1:37:49.640 --> 1:37:53.560
<v Speaker 2>did it to himself. Yeah, he did not tell the

1:37:53.600 --> 1:37:55.320
<v Speaker 2>medics the real cause of his injuries.

1:37:55.439 --> 1:37:57.599
<v Speaker 1>So I guess that's what it is. But then it's

1:37:57.680 --> 1:38:00.840
<v Speaker 1>so it's the insurance claim. It's insurance. Yah, the insurance

1:38:00.920 --> 1:38:03.320
<v Speaker 1>thing would be denied, like because it wasn't from sepsis,

1:38:03.400 --> 1:38:06.280
<v Speaker 1>it was from you doing it on purpose, like but yeah,

1:38:07.120 --> 1:38:09.400
<v Speaker 1>oh crazy, Yeah, he just.

1:38:09.400 --> 1:38:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Has an obsession with removing parts of his own body

1:38:11.920 --> 1:38:14.000
<v Speaker 2>and a sexual interest in doing so.

1:38:15.320 --> 1:38:16.799
<v Speaker 3>Yuck oough.

1:38:18.120 --> 1:38:21.320
<v Speaker 2>A long shitting ambition. Yeah, if you want to amputate

1:38:21.360 --> 1:38:23.280
<v Speaker 2>your own legs to get hard, you do have to

1:38:23.320 --> 1:38:25.960
<v Speaker 2>pay for it, unfortunately you and it might be with

1:38:26.080 --> 1:38:29.719
<v Speaker 2>jail time. Even in the UK. Insurance isn't that good?

1:38:29.920 --> 1:38:31.240
<v Speaker 2>You gotta pay.

1:38:31.200 --> 1:38:32.080
<v Speaker 3>For your own.

1:38:33.640 --> 1:38:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's what the national whatever it's called

1:38:37.160 --> 1:38:38.320
<v Speaker 1>in the UK was set up for.

1:38:40.560 --> 1:38:42.720
<v Speaker 2>God, the men were having their genitals removed in the

1:38:42.840 --> 1:38:45.519
<v Speaker 2>videos and he had all these but.

1:38:46.400 --> 1:38:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Is this stuff in the videos? Is it consensual?

1:38:50.120 --> 1:38:50.160
<v Speaker 4>Like?

1:38:50.240 --> 1:38:53.479
<v Speaker 1>Are people making those videos consensually, because I kind of

1:38:53.640 --> 1:38:55.680
<v Speaker 1>think that you should be able to have any kind

1:38:55.720 --> 1:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>of violent move possession, any kind of violent thing that

1:38:59.040 --> 1:39:02.519
<v Speaker 1>you want, if it was made consensually. Like if there's

1:39:02.520 --> 1:39:04.720
<v Speaker 1>a video of somebody like chopping off their toes and

1:39:04.760 --> 1:39:06.759
<v Speaker 1>they're doing it on purpose, and that gives you a boner,

1:39:06.920 --> 1:39:07.720
<v Speaker 1>why can't you have that?

1:39:07.920 --> 1:39:11.640
<v Speaker 3>That's not like me, but like that's this is America,

1:39:12.040 --> 1:39:13.080
<v Speaker 3>Like you're supposed.

1:39:12.720 --> 1:39:15.840
<v Speaker 2>To well, because how do we confirm that it's you're

1:39:15.880 --> 1:39:17.880
<v Speaker 2>a right mind to chop your toes off?

1:39:19.040 --> 1:39:21.439
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's true, that's true too. I mean that gets

1:39:21.439 --> 1:39:24.200
<v Speaker 1>into a whole other fucking thing. He says that he

1:39:24.560 --> 1:39:28.719
<v Speaker 1>bitterly he does not regret the operations. He just bitterly

1:39:28.840 --> 1:39:35.599
<v Speaker 1>regrets the dishonesty about the cause. Okay, yeah, so he's happy.

1:39:35.840 --> 1:39:39.200
<v Speaker 1>He's happy and on his lower legs. I mean, like

1:39:39.920 --> 1:39:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you said that there's images in Dexter that are like

1:39:42.680 --> 1:39:44.360
<v Speaker 1>really disgusting, Like, how do we know that this stuff

1:39:44.439 --> 1:39:45.960
<v Speaker 1>is real? How do we know that this stuff is

1:39:46.040 --> 1:39:49.599
<v Speaker 1>not like staged? I don't know, like there's children involved

1:39:49.680 --> 1:39:52.599
<v Speaker 1>or something. Obviously, that's another Yeah, it says no children.

1:39:52.680 --> 1:39:54.000
<v Speaker 1>BBC said no children.

1:39:54.200 --> 1:39:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a different thing. But I don't know. I'm

1:39:56.840 --> 1:39:58.760
<v Speaker 3>kind of like, I don't know.

1:39:58.880 --> 1:40:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they get into Hey, maybe they have to go

1:40:01.080 --> 1:40:03.479
<v Speaker 2>through all his amputations that he did for patients and

1:40:03.640 --> 1:40:06.479
<v Speaker 2>see make sure everything was right on and not like

1:40:06.680 --> 1:40:10.880
<v Speaker 2>just him trying to get excited. Yeah, like maybe like

1:40:11.000 --> 1:40:13.960
<v Speaker 2>he was helping other people like him do it instead

1:40:14.000 --> 1:40:16.400
<v Speaker 2>of oh right, for people that needed it.

1:40:16.720 --> 1:40:18.439
<v Speaker 3>He definitely was giving out a few freebies.

1:40:18.479 --> 1:40:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I think this guy for sure.

1:40:20.920 --> 1:40:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, come on, you're the most popular guy.

1:40:23.680 --> 1:40:26.599
<v Speaker 1>If you're a surgeon in an amputee in an elective

1:40:26.600 --> 1:40:28.799
<v Speaker 1>amputee group, you're popular.

1:40:29.680 --> 1:40:31.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh my god.

1:40:32.080 --> 1:40:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, let's get into what would Sister Beeg do.

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<v Speaker 1>This is our weekly segment where we direct you towards blogs, books, docs, art, websites, organizations,

1:40:46.439 --> 1:40:48.280
<v Speaker 1>anything to give you more information about what we talked

1:40:48.280 --> 1:40:51.679
<v Speaker 1>about today. And this week, I was really really bothered

1:40:51.720 --> 1:40:54.960
<v Speaker 1>by how deeply fucked up the relationship was between the

1:40:55.240 --> 1:40:59.760
<v Speaker 1>rapist and his father, uh, and I just it made

1:40:59.800 --> 1:41:01.679
<v Speaker 1>me sort of think about fatherhood. And so I found

1:41:01.680 --> 1:41:04.639
<v Speaker 1>this organization called Father's Uplift, and it is a group

1:41:04.760 --> 1:41:08.240
<v Speaker 1>quote committed to empowering fathers by providing comprehensive direct care,

1:41:08.560 --> 1:41:12.519
<v Speaker 1>re entry support for those transitioning from incarceration, workforce development,

1:41:12.600 --> 1:41:15.559
<v Speaker 1>and advocacy. I just think that some of these men

1:41:15.640 --> 1:41:19.760
<v Speaker 1>out there need resources to not be toxic and raise

1:41:19.880 --> 1:41:20.920
<v Speaker 1>toxic men, and that.

1:41:20.960 --> 1:41:22.439
<v Speaker 3>Will help us all in the long run.

1:41:23.280 --> 1:41:26.720
<v Speaker 1>This organization also proudly stands in solidarity with mothers and

1:41:26.760 --> 1:41:29.280
<v Speaker 1>women across the nation advocating for their rights and autonomy,

1:41:29.640 --> 1:41:31.880
<v Speaker 1>and by doing so, they say, we aim to create

1:41:32.000 --> 1:41:35.600
<v Speaker 1>a supportive community that fosters healthier family dynamics and strengthens

1:41:35.640 --> 1:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>the bonds between fathers and their children. So if you

1:41:38.080 --> 1:41:40.040
<v Speaker 1>want more information about them, you can go to fathers

1:41:40.160 --> 1:41:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Uplift dot org and that will be say that's always

1:41:44.040 --> 1:41:46.160
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1:41:46.280 --> 1:41:48.800
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1:41:48.840 --> 1:41:50.559
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1:41:57.240 --> 1:41:58.360
<v Speaker 3>Go follow us on Instagram.

1:41:59.360 --> 1:42:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah please, And next week we will be doing all pain.

1:42:04.760 --> 1:42:08.519
<v Speaker 2>Fucking We'll be doing all pain is one milady be

1:42:09.040 --> 1:42:09.880
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck?

1:42:10.840 --> 1:42:11.639
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?

1:42:11.960 --> 1:42:14.559
<v Speaker 2>I also thought my Lady was like a weird way

1:42:15.479 --> 1:42:18.000
<v Speaker 2>like my lady like, I don't understand. All pain is

1:42:18.080 --> 1:42:19.560
<v Speaker 2>one Matt, Like, what the fuck is this?

1:42:20.040 --> 1:42:21.759
<v Speaker 3>All pain is one malady?

1:42:22.400 --> 1:42:25.439
<v Speaker 1>Whatever, guys, it's season twenty four, episode twenty two. But

1:42:25.560 --> 1:42:26.519
<v Speaker 1>I do have to warn you.

1:42:26.800 --> 1:42:29.360
<v Speaker 2>To get the full story of this next episode we're doing,

1:42:29.720 --> 1:42:32.719
<v Speaker 2>you have to watch two svus and two Organized Crimes.

1:42:33.520 --> 1:42:36.000
<v Speaker 1>It is a storyline of four episodes. Or just listen

1:42:36.040 --> 1:42:37.759
<v Speaker 1>to Kara talking about it. I don't recap.

1:42:38.240 --> 1:42:39.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna recap it in a way where you.

1:42:39.760 --> 1:42:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Don't have to watch those if you don't, I'm just

1:42:41.320 --> 1:42:43.600
<v Speaker 1>saying if you want to, and you're like, what's going on?

1:42:43.960 --> 1:42:46.080
<v Speaker 2>It is a series of four episodes. They're trying to

1:42:46.120 --> 1:42:48.400
<v Speaker 2>get us to watch Organized Crime. Oh my god, bro,

1:42:48.520 --> 1:42:50.000
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna be so proud of me. I walked up

1:42:50.000 --> 1:42:52.559
<v Speaker 2>to someone on set and I go, you work at

1:42:52.640 --> 1:42:54.479
<v Speaker 2>SVU or what? He goes, Yeah, I've done the camera

1:42:54.560 --> 1:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>there for seven years. It's like, ahha, that's like Psycho.

1:43:00.600 --> 1:43:02.439
<v Speaker 2>If you want to get.

1:43:02.360 --> 1:43:05.519
<v Speaker 1>The full version of that is Psycho. But you fucking

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<v Speaker 1>clocked a cameraman a so Psycho the if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get by got like that as a company man,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a completist with four hours to kill before

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<v Speaker 1>next week. You can start with the SVU episode Bad Things,

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<v Speaker 1>then it jumps to the OC episode shadow Work, then

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<v Speaker 1>it goes to All Pain Is One Malady SVU, and

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<v Speaker 1>then back to OC with the episode that is called

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<v Speaker 1>With Many Names.

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<v Speaker 3>So thank you guys so much for listening. We'll see

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<v Speaker 3>you next week.

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