1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: Then Jewels show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Do 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Text in at four one six 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: one and then type on your phone, Hey, I have 4 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,319 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Then text it to us. Yeah. 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 1: And then if we get that text and we decide 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 1: to check out your dirty little secret and it's good 7 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: enough to make it on the show, then you make 8 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,319 Speaker 1: it on the show. People, we're here to secret and 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want because everybody remains anonymous. 10 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. What's up? 11 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,160 Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? Yeah? So my sister 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: bought a new house and she bought it in my neighborhood. 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 1: She's like a block over from my house, and I've 14 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: got a key to the house. We're super close, Like 15 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: we're really close sisters. We're like Irish twins. That's not 16 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: what those are. Irish twins. Like, yeah, we're like we 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: are blood sisters, but we're like eighteen months apart. Right. 18 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: Our parents got busty at a certain time of year 19 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: and it was like within the two year period, right, 20 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: so they call it Irish twins. Okay, Way, we're super 21 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: super tight. She's thought this house around the block for me, 22 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 1: and so I've got a key to house like her 23 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 1: emergencies in case something ever happens. Right, somebod's got to 24 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: have a key, right. So I've decided I like to 25 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: play pranks, and so I've decided that you know how 26 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: ultimate prankster is, mister. I thought you were gonna say Steve, Oh, 27 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: Steve Well from Jack Alone else. Yeah. Anyway, so you 28 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 1: like to play pranks on your sister, I do, but 29 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: it's getting out of control. And this is where my 30 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,199 Speaker 1: dirty little secret comes in. Right, So, my sister thinks 31 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 1: that her new house that she just moved into is haunted, 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 1: to the point where she's like having it staged. Like 33 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: she's just thinking it's haunted. Okay, it's like what you 34 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: do to like take away negative energy. It's what they have, 35 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: like the smoke and stuff, isn't it. Yeah that's cool. 36 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like they burn sage and they do all 37 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: the corners of the house and get up at evil 38 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: spirits and whatnot. And she is really freaked out. She 39 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: thinks that her house is haunted. Okay, and I'm guessing 40 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: you know that it's not. Well I don't know if 41 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: it's haunted or not, but let's just say I've been 42 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: adding some fuel, so it's all, what have you been doing? 43 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: So I go into her house when she's not home, 44 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: and I know she's not going to be back for 45 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: a while, and I'll just kind of move some stuff 46 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: around that I know, like she won't recognize right away, 47 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: but later in the day maybe she'll be like, huh, 48 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: that's where I love. That is something that a ghost 49 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 1: would do. Yeah, they would. I don't know if you 50 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: had a flower pot, right, you just move a flower 51 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: pot to a different table. Yeah, So I moved like 52 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: little things around like you were saying, like a flower pot, right. 53 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: But in particular, there's like this one thing that she 54 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: always talks about that is happening by the quote unquote ghost, 55 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: and yeah, it's totally me. So she has one of 56 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: those pillows, you know, those sequin pillows where you can 57 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: like wipe it down and it's one thing and you 58 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: wipe it up ada. So she has one on her 59 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,839 Speaker 1: couch and she is like obsessive compulsive about pushing it down. 60 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: She likes to have the sequin down. It's silver, and 61 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: she likes the silver matches her room. So when I 62 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: go over there, I automatically push it up and it 63 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: sounds like a red heart said. So every day she's 64 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: coming home, she knows she's pushing the sequence down, and 65 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: she comes home, they're up and there's like a rod 66 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: and he's like, I don't know what the hell is 67 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: going on. Ghost is fringing me out. I don't know 68 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: what to do. Your sister is going to move out 69 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: of a house soon? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, this 70 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,360 Speaker 1: is why she's been like staging her house. I'm like, 71 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: she's not to the point where she wants to call 72 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: an exorcist. But you know one of those TV shows 73 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: where they have the people that kept your house and 74 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: like check her ghost. He seriously looked into that. You 75 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: should have her do you should have her like have 76 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: someone out like a ghost investigator and then go in 77 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: there and didn't hide in the closet, so they find 78 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: you and that's the way you reveal it. We should 79 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: pose as the ghost team that goes to this house. 80 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: That'd be awesome. Yes, we'll hire and we'll like act 81 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: like it's super yeah. Yeah, but like it's really freaking 82 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: her out. And here's the thing, I think it's so hysterical. 83 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to stop doing. Yeah, that's a great 84 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: brank do not stop it and get them on video too. Yeah, 85 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: hilarious to watch. Thank you for your dirty little secret. 86 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: You're welcome. The Jewels Show on demand