WEBVTT - Conversations about Dave Chapelle 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:04.200 To be great, you have to be okay with being judged. 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:08.280 It's the hardest thing about greatness. You have to be 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:14.840 okay with being judged. Clapper glasses class trying to prompt 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:17.960 move to class. Move has a cocktail, So we can't 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:25.000 Oregon State be USC two weeks ago. Hold on, that's 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:29.840 the first time they had done that since nineteen sixty. Yeah, 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:33.440 that's the type of predictability we're talking about on money lines. 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:37.240 I'm not talking about spreads, just money lines. First. That's 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:43.920 what is that sixty one fucking years, all right, So 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:46.720 so you start to get and it happened this year, yea, 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.920 And this was a year I didn't bet on that 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.159 c for that game because SC sucks Dick and their 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.560 coach is gone because he sucked Dick and they're terrible. 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.080 So I wouldn't even I didn't even make that pet 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.400 that day. But you would have lost that bet if 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:03.680 you would have if I had, yes, But because it 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.960 was week four, I had enough information to know not 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:10.559 to make it. So I mean, like the flukish novelty, 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:14.759 bizarre circumstances that are cost I know what I've been on. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.600 Eleven starters were out for l s U and their 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.720 coach had been fired under the table before the game, 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:26.800 and Florida was doing well. And I bet well Florida's 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.759 gonna walk through that team because anybody with hangnails going 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.200 out for the season so they don't have to play 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.959 no games because they don't want to play no more. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:37.560 You got damn want to cost me all my fucking money. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:44.880 No ceilings, come back, bastards, no sailings, no ceilings, no money, 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:48.000 no ceiling class them alone, no money with Peter Boss, 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:53.200 I like your boy something goddamnit, like the Homeway mooke, 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:58.800 oh man, gambling has done them dirty money. We just 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:04.160 need cow here right. Yeah? Um, what you've been on, Pete? 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.840 We last week we was down. You know, we took 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.800 a week off, um figure out. Yeah, we had a 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:14.519 bye week. It's been a long straight run. We needed 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:19.320 a bye week to reset, um re calibrate. Yeah, King 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:25.840 got King been bouncing from state to state and ship everywhere. 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:29.799 I wish I was just not bet he's a real 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:34.960 rolling stone for real. Papa really wasn't rolling stone, and 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.960 I just was like, I got the caligular effect. I 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:40.400 see that Welcome to Tennessee sign on that forty bridge, 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.280 I started to salivate a little bit. I smell him 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.760 ribs through the phone. I don't know why he got 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:50.239 so much flavor. Dog. Yeah, white people on the West 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.840 Coast don't usually have flavors. No, No, it's the ribs 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:55.919 that have the flavor, not me. Like who actually waits 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.520 to go get good food? If you white, usually you 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:02.400 don't want seasoning. That's a fact. That's but you p 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.440 to be like, Nagy, we need to go to Memphis. 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.240 It's a spot. First off, nigga, why are you in Memphis? 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.240 And you know what? Memphis trying to make money? Man, 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.359 white folks make all the money in the South. Yeah, 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:19.560 he gonna go the ones who ain't got no money. Dude. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.560 I put that. I put that. I put the cap 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:30.440 right filter on. No nice states that always say this bro, 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:36.080 nice states on there. You gotta understand. Van got mad 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.120 at me. We did a podcast and Van got mad 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.080 at me. He was like, gee, man, you're trying to 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:43.040 make it like he said, You're trying to make it 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.320 like you know, the white folks in the South. I said, Man, 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.680 the white folks in the South was broken. Poor slavery 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:53.080 was they lick? That was they? Uh stimulus It wasn't 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.720 even a slavery. That was the ind D. It was 0:03:56.280 --> 0:04:00.120 cotton gin slavery. After about eighteen ten was what's his 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:04.720 name Calhoun? John C. Calhoun. He put everybody on. John C. 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:09.080 Calhoun was like the He was like the cryptocurrency of 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:13.960 the ninetiesh century. You gotta think like so when slavery 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.200 came through and made all these poor wife folks come up, 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.400 it was de licked. That was the little P P 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:27.440 P loan slavery. And because person person that was a 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.560 E D D loan, that was the E D D. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:36.039 That's how they came up. Bro. That was the trying 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:39.039 to buy all those old reconstruction properties. That was. I 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.600 mean they had built uhing down there a hundred and 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:48.320 fifty years from eight thirty the home. Me tell me 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:51.120 about we got coaches, No y'all don't y'all just don't 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.880 want to spend no money fix this ship up. Still 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:57.440 living in cultures, excuse for I don't want to fix 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.919 my downtown. Man, Their motherfucker's still nig niggas living in 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.320 plantations out That motherfucker's still move man. You know what 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.520 in the South North Carolina that niggas living in plant 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:18.039 takes Georgia, uh, Louisiana black selling chocolate to that motherfucking house. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.200 I talked a lot of shit about. I saw a 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:24.200 little exchange online a couple of years ago, and I'm 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:27.120 crazy bias about Project Pays, one of my favorite couple 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:30.040 of rappers of all Trump and shout out to Pat. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:35.000 What a Pat? And what's all boys name? From out there? Memphis? 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:36.520 Got it on lock with the hip hop right now? 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.520 Who do you to do with a deep boys? Dark skin? 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:42.440 Do South nephis dark skin? Do Yo? Is from down there, 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:50.040 black youngster back in the world. You know something, Dolph, 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:57.240 You're Dolph was saying something about Pat not being from 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.600 like the hood, so it's not like not not that, 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:04.040 not that, but like saying how Dolf came up rough 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.080 and something like that. And Pat said, oh you you 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.960 grew up in a house. I grew up in the 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.920 projects and Project Pat. And I was in South Memphis 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.840 looking at properties all last spring, and I gotta tell 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:17.040 you something. In South Memphis, the nicest place you can 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:22.440 live as the projects. And it's not even close. It 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:27.880 is a It is a beacon on a hill compared 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.800 to everything else. Every other home in South Memphis is 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:36.640 falling apart as you watch it, and the projects are 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:41.080 like Trump Tower sitting on a hill with lights coming 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:45.120 out of clouds from above, just shining. How nice it is. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:49.360 I was just fucking dumbfounded by that. I was like, man, 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:53.160 this town is your time warp from the rest of 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:58.160 the economy. And they got fantastic Memphis, Like all the 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.240 recipes are still the same. Rest the piece. I need 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:04.839 to get down. Man, they got some fly ship. Yeah, 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:08.880 whenever he was at that museum, Yeah, the Civil Rights Museum, 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:11.800 Motel that it was fired. I goddamn that went to 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.360 church down there. I enjoyed the city so much. A 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.280 church is different too. Did you go to Graceland? No, 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.160 I didn't go to Grace. Did you go to Stacks 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.920 Stax Museum? So Stax is the home of like it? 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.560 Like Motown was like oh I've seen that. I didn't 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.400 go in, and Motown was like death ro Then Stacks 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.400 was like bad boy. Now yeah, it sound like an 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.400 angular street. I didn't. I didn't go in. Stacks was poppic. 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.760 Uh all that right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but you'll be 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:42.000 with all that. Uh that's his business. Looking at Fall 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:47.080 Duplex to buy a couple of duplexes for like seventeen dollars. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.240 Did it happen? No? I bought one and the seller 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:54.640 pulled out of the last second the market went up 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.560 so much. He said, I'm not gonna pay you. If 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.040 you want to sue mesume me. And I was like, 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.120 I can't really see if anotherings like, I guess it's 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:08.800 dollars and sue me for this? Yeah? Yeah, um, you 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:13.040 see the closer? Oh, I saw the closer. You're back 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.400 to the death. They called me the closer. You see 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:21.080 the closes on Netflix? Dasha Pelle Special Mastermind brot me 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:28.280 all right, So as a comedian, Pete, I've really got 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:33.560 to know your take. Why does okay? So some people 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:37.960 say calling it the alphabet mafia is me being like 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:41.240 disrespectful to me. It's not. I don't mean that in 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.840 a derogatory term. I mean that in the way that 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.360 it's entirely too many letters every year. Yeah, you keep 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:51.040 adding letters right to to the movement. It's too many 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.439 letters for me to remember. And I've been corrected too 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:56.319 many times. And the way you throw your power around 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.120 is like the mafia. And look at the way they 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:02.400 added them to plus pluses I mean, imagine how hard 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:03.960 you gotta twist the arm of the guy on the 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.000 other side of the table during negotiations. We want lgbt 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:12.160 lgbt Q plus alright, fine plus plus, alright, fine, fine, 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:17.280 just leave us alone. So when I say the alphabet 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:20.960 mafia through this podcast, trust me when I tell you, 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.600 if I mean to be disrespectful, I will disrespect you. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.640 I have zero problems and showing my lack of admiration 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.360 for any motherfucking movement or any person I have a 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:35.120 lack of admiration for. So when I say the alphabet Mafia, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:39.080 it's really u more of a respect thing and also 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.480 a little bit of fear, right as far as how 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:45.720 the power is thrown around. So during this podcast, I 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.640 will be referencing the alphabet Mafia. So don't call my 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.040 heart winding about glass mafia and we love power here 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:55.400 unless we do. We all love the mafia and we 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:59.440 all love the alphabets. Right, So don't call Charlotte Maagne, 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.839 don't call Nikols and tell them because they already know 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.360 I'm with this bullshit. And if you call, it's gonna 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:08.760 get real fucked up because don't know, motherfucking body, don't 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.240 nobody gave me no platform. They all asked me to 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:12.880 do this ship, and I don't give a funk. I 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.360 will go hard. I have nothing else better to do. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.040 The motto is you can't cancel the Crip, which really 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:21.320 insulates Mr. Malone but leaves my ass out in the call, 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:25.559 doesn't it? Well? You with the crips? So yeah, what 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:29.920 with all those angry other Alphabet Games members show up? 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:34.520 I fucking replay that in in surround sound. They don't 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.000 want this fade. That's different, with all due respect, they 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.080 don't want This's other real crips that don't want to fade. 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.480 There's other real blood, another real game. It's other real 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.640 motherfucker that don't want to face. So I'm not worried 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.800 about nobody wanting to fade. I'm saying I'm not trying 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.480 to be disrespectful. But long story short, I have seen 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:54.319 the Alphabet Mafia come after Dave's so tough, and they're disguising. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.560 They're not disguising, that's the wrong word. The name of 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.479 some of their movement is like the National Black Alliance 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.040 or some ship like that, where you don't even know 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:08.960 at this point now that this is a movement that's 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.439 for the alphabet mafia. It's not most of those people 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:15.160 who are all piste off or not even are neither 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.920 l g BT and or Q or plus or the 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:23.040 second plus there. What the funk is this second plus 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.640 or the first plus? Anybody who want to be downs 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:31.240 it is. Yes, well you can't say, sir oh, but 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.560 it's really it's a bunch of well to do, wealthy 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.200 white people in the Bay Area where the tech center is, 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.360 or in Manhattan where the finance center is, who are 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:46.200 trying to leverage those poor goddamn people to the nth 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:52.000 degree so that they can blackmail other people for money 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:56.520 power and leverage themselves using them as the cudgel. That's 0:11:56.559 --> 0:12:00.760 my opinion. You can be maybe goddamn wrong. I don't 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:05.040 think that. Remember that people who are gay, lesbian, bisexual, 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:09.439 trans or anything else they don't mind being advocated for. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.680 I think the reality is when they think they're being 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:16.560 advocated for their being exploited. I could be wrong. Again, 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:18.600 I don't know. It's that That's just how it looks 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.319 to me, And it looks pretty clearly like that to me. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:27.480 Mm hmm. And I don't even know all the letters, well, 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.920 the letters are not at well, start at the top, 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.760 but it's not important. It's for people who live sexual 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.959 alternative lifestyles that are above the law. I have one 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:40.560 beef with that. That's ridiculous, Like it still has to 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:44.079 be it still has to be legal. I don't like you. 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:50.480 Here's why. If you're straight and you're questioning if you 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:56.120 like homosexuality, just file yourself right in with the bees. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:00.640 If it's a question. If you aren't sure, just fire 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.960 yourself in with the bees. What's the difference. You didn't 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.640 get around to it yet, that's your problem. Then you've 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:09.880 got no game. Have a little bit of game and 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:13.000 fire yourself in with the beast. So que is for queer, 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:19.239 queer questioning, queers for questioning. Wait is it for queerers? 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:22.400 It for questioning queer? I thought it was for questioning. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.960 Well it's one of the other anyway. This is queer questioning. 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:30.640 It's inquiry. So if you're a guy and you think 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:34.000 you might like guys, then you would be a cute 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.520 if I understand. I'm not sure. We gotta get somebody 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.360 and they didn't do it. Yeah, they haven't quite done it, 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.720 but it's a thought in a mind. Okay, then fire 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:50.000 yourself under B. B is an action is que ain't 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:55.800 got no game like B means you actually they didn't 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.880 win both ways? Right. Let me tell you something, if 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.640 you really think about know, if you want to have 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:05.560 sex with glasses from sitting ten feet away, your your 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:10.880 b all right, and that's all I'm telling that to anybody. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:16.440 But you ain't tell that to me what I pulled 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:21.400 if I pulled it back. But do you think do 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.000 you let me ask you a question, and you're a comedian, 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:29.600 why do people feel why why would somebody associate it 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:33.440 with that particular movement? I feel like they are above 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:38.120 the jokes every everybody does. It has to deal with 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:44.680 with a standard within particularly American comedy and American media 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:48.160 in general, where you can't say anything about anybody if 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.440 you're not a member of the same group. So there 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:55.960 are trans comedians who do great material and have great shows, 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.080 and they talk a lot about being trans. But because 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.520 there are transits, okay, if you're not ends you want 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.600 to talk about trans in some capacity, it's not okay. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.960 So why can black people talk about white people? That 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:11.040 has to do with that again, Like they call that 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:19.000 the intersectional hierarchy, meaning like from an exploitative standpoint, anybody 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:23.920 can make fun of of white straight Christian male there 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:27.640 at the bottom because they're the greatest exploiter. Therefore they 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.440 have the most vulnerability and the least like to stand 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:34.200 on from that perspective, So, if you're black, you can 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.920 make fun of somebody who's white. If you're white, you 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.160 can't make fun anybody was black. If you're black, you 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.400 probably can't make fun of somebody who's gay. But if 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:41.800 you're gay, you might be able to make some fun 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:43.440 of somebody who's black, depending on how you do it, 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.080 And you can certainly make fund of somebody who's white 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.480 if you're gay. If you're where is all these rules 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:56.520 at Twitter? Did you know that? No? I didn't know 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.200 none of them rules, And I figured, tell me I'm wrong. 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:02.920 I didn't say he was wrong. I said I the rule. 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.960 Their motherfucker's some crazy gass rules, I think, and Nigga 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:09.600 can talk about the white motherfucker because their motherfucker's is 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:11.800 still the ones on top hand the check. So they 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:13.960 don't eed, they don't even give a fun. But wouldn't 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:16.160 that be the same thing for the Alphabet mafia about 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:20.120 that snator. They're still on top, because I think the 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:23.280 whole point of the closure was if you use your 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.840 power in that way, you became the same oppressor that 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:29.200 you feel like you're standing up to. For sure. I mean, 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:33.520 I didn't think that Closer was like his best work, 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.320 but I understand why he did Sticks and Stones. It 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.880 was Sticks and Stones was the best of the best 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:42.120 one for me, my personal favorite. And when I fell 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:45.520 in love with the concept of stand up comedy was 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.280 when Dave literally it wasn't something else, it was specifically 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:52.280 Dave Special that he recorded in San Francisco with the 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:55.480 yellow ziar shirt on with the blazer. I forgot what 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.280 was called, but I watched it a million times. They 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:03.200 talked about God, cool, this is a great juice, we 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.520 have a great drink, like that whole ship. Like I thought, 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:09.000 I was, like, this is the greatest thing. Dave used 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:12.160 to be so fucking corny to me, because like Dave 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:16.840 used to be corny, Like when they fucking put out 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:22.240 half Baked bro Half Baked was so fucking corny and horrible. 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.800 And I think if you asked Dave, I only said, 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:29.520 because I believe you said it publicly, I'm not try 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.159 to put words and mouth like that, but like he 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:35.080 submitted what he wanted Half Bakes to be and the 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:39.280 production company gave us what we saw, and those two 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:42.280 things were not particularly close to one another. Dave was 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:47.080 so corny and I remember when The Chappelle Show came out, 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:53.360 m H and I liked a couple of his scenes. Um, 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:57.520 I like Dave Chappelle seen and uh and the movie 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:02.359 would uh Eddie Murphy, Well, he was in both movies 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.959 with Eddie Murphy. He was in the movement Robert that 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:07.400 he was in a movie or Robbed the Narrow and 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:10.159 and Eddie Murphy Showtime. Nobody liked the movie, but I 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.440 liked was. I think that was the movie I saw. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:20.200 I liked him in the Martin No, Martin Lawrence, Martin Lawrence. Uh, 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:22.520 the movie was in the Yeah when he was in 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:24.720 the car no no, no, when when he was trying 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:26.640 to win when Mary Lawrence was in that truck one 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:28.679 time and oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he's played like 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:32.040 the police. Because that film I started comingmy like, okay, 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:35.760 he you know Blue Street, Yeah, because it's the one 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:38.199 that jay Z got that bad song too. It's one 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:41.800 of the few times JZ got a bad song. No 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:45.680 comment I piked about It's one of the few times 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:47.639 I heard. I was like, this song ain't it? But 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:51.080 I guess it's at the film. Um Man, I like 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:54.680 this closing. Man, I know this. I'm just trying to 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:57.040 go back to how I saw Dave's career coming up. Oh, 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.440 because when I saw him early his standards, I was like, man, 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:01.400 this nigga when the fun like, oh, I swear to God, 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:04.440 I thought it's almost like a white person. He was 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:06.920 just this kind of different mother about he has a 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:11.440 lot of money, good point to say to say too. 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:15.040 I was thinking, I swear to God, what you like 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:17.480 Chris Rocket, those two guys got the most money. Yeah, 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:21.359 but Chris. I never felt that way about Chris. Chris 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:27.800 never had to convince me like yeah. Initially it was 0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:34.840 like yeah, but what happened was no. I never I 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:38.320 never watched me. Oh yeah, you guys are wide enough 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:40.800 to know what a black person is being white exactly. 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.880 I'm so white. I can sense the whiteness on anything. 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:47.639 I don't think we really watched. I don't think I 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:50.119 can't speak for most black didn't watch, but that come 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:52.720 up where we come up, don't watch. I never saw 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:56.080 I never saw I never one episode because black people 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:58.840 have thanks to do on Saturday night and white people don't. 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:02.280 What's funny and sail right, I've only seen small little 0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:05.639 skits on social media like that. I never watched the 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:08.240 full episode in my life. But but but back to 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:11.680 the point, So, like I remember, people get talking out 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:15.040 a big deals and I'm like whatever, like you know, anyway, 0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:18.800 I didn't so was Dave onst Now Dave was not 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.560 Chris was okay, So yeah, but I never thought Chris 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:26.159 was corny. I guess maybe christ first. Well no, I 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:28.280 actually got mad at that because them niggas see what 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:30.440 the New York niggas be doing. Let me say something 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:33.040 to this is something I really noticed. They have made 0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:36.280 multiple movies because insulting the West Coast, and we haven't 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:39.600 made one film insulting them. Still, so they're due for 0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:42.520 a film because you got to think about it, right you. 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:44.840 I think see before was then making fun of boys 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:48.879 and m w a uh, don't drink your gin and 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:51.240 juicing the hood was the New York niggas the ways 0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:53.000 who I'm a huge fan of making fun of West 0:20:53.040 --> 0:21:02.800 Coast culture. Well all boyey, goddamnit, I forgot his name um, 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:04.800 the guy from Long Beach who did Time and all 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:07.400 that ship, the crypt from Long Beach, Ricky, the guy 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:12.720 who played oh man. It was like, I don't know 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:15.320 if you don't I don't know if he wrote don't 0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:17.280 drink your juice. I think that's all I know it 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:20.920 because he said it. You ever seen American History X 0:21:21.400 --> 0:21:28.960 the black guy, the short guy, uh, the Tory brother, Yeah, 0:21:29.080 --> 0:21:31.320 something like that, the joke that's Joe Tory little brother. 0:21:31.400 --> 0:21:33.879 When when to rote don't be a minute? When the 0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:36.720 girl who was from the view, No, it was written 0:21:36.720 --> 0:21:40.320 by Sean Waynes, Marlon Waynes and Phil Bowman. That guy 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:42.840 said he was he was involved in the writing that show. No, 0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:45.239 that was they used one of these niggas out here 0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:47.760 to make more fun of us. Okay, so what the 0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:50.400 niggas have done multiple times, it's made fun of us, 0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:53.119 and they filmed so I wouldn't know and see before 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:55.440 because I kind of looked at it like you're trying 0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:58.080 to be funny, motherfucker. So I didn't really chip off 0:21:58.119 --> 0:22:01.480 that this is a corner and good ship. So really 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:04.600 my introduction is the other ways Brother picture, which is 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:10.320 don't be don't uh, I got you sucker you've never seen. 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:13.160 I got you sucking. I'm gonna get you, sucker. I'm 0:22:13.160 --> 0:22:15.880 gonna get you sucking, Nike. It is Keenan Ivory, Wayne's 0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:19.400 first picture directorial debut and the first one I think 0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:22.040 he started that was his. It was his. I think 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:24.119 he directed it. I know it's his film. I know 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:28.399 he wrote it, and it's it's a parody of all 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:32.480 of the black squoitation film superheroes like Chaft I know 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:35.760 who you're talking about. Anyway, So long story short, but 0:22:35.800 --> 0:22:39.520 that was up Chris Robert. I got the wrong guy. 0:22:39.760 --> 0:22:43.080 Chris Rock went to buy Chris Rock than to go 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:46.159 by uh barbecue from a place like they had a 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:49.920 barbecue place. And Chris Rock walks into place Isaac Hayes 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:53.080 speaking to Stax record Isaac Hayes. So it's all new background, 0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:57.320 which is craditing, right, so well done right. So Chris 0:22:57.400 --> 0:22:59.760 Rock coming to buy barbecue, that ship is the funniest 0:22:59.760 --> 0:23:01.800 ship in the world because he like he trying to 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:06.080 buy one rib okay. On a side note, when I 0:23:06.160 --> 0:23:08.919 drove this old SOB from Chicago to l A, I 0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:12.440 stopped in this is how I was heavy for food, right, 0:23:13.240 --> 0:23:14.680 you know, I think about when you just said that 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:19.080 Richard Prior movie I drove it was. I was like vacation. 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:22.000 Damn near I started in Chicago. I got it. I 0:23:22.080 --> 0:23:25.080 got it um an Italian district with lasagna or not sorry, 0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:27.080 I got a Ravioli. It was a best drive I 0:23:27.080 --> 0:23:30.479 had in my life. And like suburban South Chicago, all 0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:33.760 the Italian community kept it pushing, and I barely got 0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:37.879 to salt and smoke in St. Louis before they closed. 0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:42.280 They sell rib singles a dollar apiece, and they have 0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:46.560 a bar that would break my heart. Like I could 0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:50.560 go back there and sit at that joint for three 0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:54.080 or four years if they let me. Man, Missouri and Ohio, 0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:59.480 don't play about drinking bro they had ever ever wanted 0:23:59.520 --> 0:24:02.440 a life, and the best rips I may have ever had. 0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:04.560 And they sold them one at a time for a dollar. 0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:08.440