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Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Eric Andre, and welcome

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Speaker 1: to my new podcast Bombing, where I talk with friends, comedians, musicians,

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Speaker 1: and other creative people about their worst moments on stage

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Speaker 1: and being annihilated by a live audience. Today, I have

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Speaker 1: my good friend, the incredibly talented Michelle Buteu. You may

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Speaker 1: know her stand up and you've seen her all over

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Speaker 1: TV and movies. We go way back years and years

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Speaker 1: and we talk about our stand up touring days together

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Speaker 1: and get into crazy stories she's encountered overseas and in

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Speaker 1: the great planes of the US of A. If you

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Speaker 1: like this episode, come back every week for more rated

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Speaker 1: five stars, and if you're on Apple Podcast, you can

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Speaker 1: subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond to get an extended

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Speaker 1: interview with Michelle, plus ad free episodes every week. Let's

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Speaker 1: get into it.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, that's you?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Bombing Boming with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: We are here with the wickedly talented one and only

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Speaker 1: into my young dare I say, oh my god, the

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Speaker 1: tomato to my tomato, probably my oldest friend in comedy,

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Speaker 1: my sister from another mister hell, Michelle Buteau.

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Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say, oh my god, we've known

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Speaker 2: each other.

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Speaker 1: A long time, twenty years more, I think twenty years. Well,

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Speaker 1: this podcast is about bombing, So I'm gonna ask you.

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Speaker 1: I'll just give you a little set up. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to ask you, like, what's the worst bomb that

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Speaker 1: you ever experienced, what's the worst bomb that you've ever

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Speaker 1: seen that you were just like there to witness, And

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Speaker 1: like what's the most wasted you've ever been on stage?

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Speaker 1: Those are kind of like the three questions. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: before we get into that decade, week into any decade,

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Speaker 1: let's start with like our in time, we're playing at college,

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Speaker 1: played this college, and they put you. They don't put

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Speaker 1: you in the auditorium when you're like unknown, and they

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Speaker 1: put you in the cafeteria in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: cafeteria where the kids are ordering chicken wings and hit

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Speaker 1: and Michelle and I had to do this show, so

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Speaker 1: it was a scarcely packed show in a campus cafeteria.

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Speaker 1: People are literally ordering chicken nuggets next to us as

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Speaker 1: we're trying to tell jokes. There's no context for us.

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Speaker 1: Me and Michelle haven't been on television at this point.

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Speaker 1: We're like, what early mid twenties something like that. And

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Speaker 1: it's scarcely packed. I'm doing horrible. I mean, like the

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Speaker 1: odds are stacked against me, but I'm not doing well,

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Speaker 1: and these girls are making fun of me in the

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Speaker 1: at like the nine people peppered throughout this cafeteria that

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Speaker 1: we're not paying attention. I went, you guys are the

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Speaker 1: worst fucking audience I have ever performed in my entire life.

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Speaker 1: And I threrew the mic down. I was an angry Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was before I went to therapy. I just was

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Speaker 1: so frustrated, threw the microphone down. Then I completely forgot

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Speaker 1: I had to bring Michelle up next.

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Speaker 2: And.

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Speaker 1: I picked the microphone back up off the ground and

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Speaker 1: I was like, you've seen her on v H one

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Speaker 1: and he said, please get up for Michelle. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I remember you coming on stage and looking at me

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Speaker 1: And I was like, no, back off me, and I

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Speaker 2: Everything so wild, so like, not only is it like

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Speaker 2: you bombing, then like I have to live in that bomber. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm like the Ukraine in this situation where I'm

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Speaker 2: just like, why am I getting bombed? Like it was

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Speaker 2: too soon. I'm so sorry, thoughts and prayers, but I

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Speaker 2: was like, this is wild. You are not Chris Rock.

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Speaker 2: We are in somewhere in Pennsylvania. Was it Pittsburgh?

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Speaker 1: It was always like Possom fuck Arkansas, or like.

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Speaker 2: It was seven places. But I should should.

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Speaker 1: Seven flights to get there, Yes, I.

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Speaker 2: Should also, and then like we had to like dry.

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Speaker 1: I think they lost my luggage on the way there,

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Speaker 1: and I started crying during that. Yeah, they lost my

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Speaker 1: little carry on its Michelle. They lost my carry one.

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Speaker 2: I know I have seen you cry.

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Speaker 1: And you owed me like thirty bucks or something. I

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Speaker 2: You hit me up in the middle of a breakfast

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize how broke you were. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Thirty bucks would have been like breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, I have the thirty bucks. I

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I think it's also important to tell the people we

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Speaker 2: we did a diversity showcase for NBC. Right, showcases are

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Speaker 2: just a show where like a bunch of agents and

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Speaker 2: like I checked two boxes because I am black and female.

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Speaker 2: in a little package deal together. So we were a

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Speaker 2: But there was no guitar, there was no singing. We

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Speaker 2: happened to be half Haitian. And they're like they're related.

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Speaker 2: They're light skinned enough to like send to the Midwest

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Speaker 1: And they just got rocked by the hurricane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you did the joke and you're like, what

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Speaker 2: the fuck people, that's a great job, and they like

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Speaker 2: it took like I had to go on stage and

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Speaker 2: do the thing and then we had a conversation. But

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Speaker 2: it's like those learning lessons, that's an education you could

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Speaker 2: never get at a fucking school.

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Speaker 1: I will say, there's a coda to the end of

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Speaker 1: the most flirted with me after the yeah fucking thing.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you're learning with me, you were you

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Speaker 2: They're where it's like they were pulling your hair on

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Speaker 1: Playground flirting. Yeah, termembers later that woman is still my wife,

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Speaker 1: the love of my life.

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Speaker 2: And I remember that night too because we had headshots

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Speaker 2: that we were signing, because I was like, someone went

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Speaker 2: to Kinko's with a budget and you drew a mustache

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Speaker 2: on my face and I was you didn't like that?

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Speaker 2: I was so offended.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't like that.

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Speaker 2: I hated that.

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Speaker 1: You really, of all the things that you would.

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Speaker 4: Be offended by, the one that broke the camel tooeg

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Speaker 4: we say foul shipped to each other all day and

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Speaker 4: that was like cartoon moustas.

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Speaker 1: It's like a fifth grader from the eighties.

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Speaker 2: With like, dude, well like I think I had like

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Speaker 2: like I reached my max with like being with you

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Speaker 2: on that trip because I was you were It was

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Speaker 1: That was a pre therapy therapy. I was pre therapized. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those were hard. No, you take like air tran middle

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Speaker 1: seat three flights to fucking Coyote Bladder, Mississippi. Yes, the

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Speaker 1: shows were always miserable. The pay was miserable.

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Speaker 2: You're like, why am I doing to survive?

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Speaker 1: You're like, so, why am I doing this?

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Speaker 2: Is not going to work? To travel? We couldn't even

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So, and like when you're starting out, nothing's guaranteed.

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Speaker 1: You don't know if you're gonna have a career at all,

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Speaker 1: a grind. The first like decade of comedy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. When people ask me how do I make money?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, just keep your head down and stay funny,

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like there is a generation of comedians where

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's kind of your job, Boo boo.

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Speaker 2: Take some really difficult ship and make it funny, you know,

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Speaker 2: to make me think about it. It's a lot of medicine.

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Speaker 2: I need some motherfucking sugar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. I feel you. So

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Speaker 1: there's another time me and Michelle we were like super

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Speaker 2: Oh my good god, this is disgusting. I need to

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Speaker 2: So we're late to the show. Relate to the show

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Speaker 2: because you had an audition for Joe Cooy sketch Showy

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Speaker 2: Central's because you are. You're already like starting to do

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Speaker 1: I bought that audition because I kept being like I'm

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Speaker 1: they thought I was actually high. So we're in this car.

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Speaker 1: We're driving from New York to Virginia. We are hauling ass.

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Speaker 1: We get stuck in horrible traffic and like Michelle's driving,

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Speaker 1: She's like every second count. I was like, I got

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Speaker 1: a peace so bad. She's like, no way, we can't.

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Speaker 2: There is no worse a feeling than knowing that you're

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Speaker 2: gonna be late for a show and people are waiting

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Speaker 2: for you. It's like missing your prompt. I don't know

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Speaker 2: how to describe it. Yeah, So I was anxious as fun.

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Speaker 1: So I'm looking at the big gulp in the console

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Speaker 1: next to Michelle and I'm like, that's my toilet right there.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Michelle, I'm gonna pee in this thing.

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Speaker 1: Can I pee any If you're not gonna let me pee,

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Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta I'm gonna explode and you're like, yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: all right, and then so I dumped the soda that.

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Speaker 1: I like, like, you got in the backseat, you were in.

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Speaker 2: The passenger seat. Let's just let's beak here. He goes

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Speaker 2: to the magasine. I don't want any part of this, okay.

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Speaker 2: We were stuck in so much traffic. I was like,

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Speaker 2: you can get out, go pee on a bush, and

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Speaker 2: so much you know, like every movie that has like

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Speaker 2: that traffic was like. We were moving, so I was like,

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Speaker 2: is nothing. This is crazy? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Speaker 2: They're like, Wow, you guys really like you? Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, what let don't let's back it up. Eric,

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Speaker 2: He surprised himself by what was coming out of his body.

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Speaker 5: The peace coming also is your own peace? Like it

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, so what are you going to

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Speaker 2: Everyone's pea smells and that should be disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I rope it was like yellow ropes.

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Speaker 2: a dirty condom. No, not with Eric. Now, it's way

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Speaker 2: I forgot the joke. Listen, you don't know what you

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Speaker 2: don't understand. Okay, there's so much that happens before you

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Speaker 2: it's it's an onion. That was a crazy gig because

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Speaker 2: I do think that brought us closer. We had to

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Speaker 1: The next rove through the mist we joked the nice

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were starting to blow up. I mean no,

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Speaker 2: let's go like talk about rider Die. I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And we drove back through the misty misty fog.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was. It was it was like

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Speaker 2: every season of The Amazing Race came out in that

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Speaker 2: You were driving crazy through and through fun.

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Speaker 1: And then we came up on like a nightmare twenty

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Speaker 2: You drive by a hill. Yeah, I have I have

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Speaker 2: anxietyphobia and I also have panic attacks and with hills,

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Speaker 2: and I have verdico. I'm real fun, guys. And when

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Speaker 2: this tunnel vision where I don't know if I'm going

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Speaker 1: Ship, I feel bad roasty.

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Speaker 2: You know, yeah you should, bitch.

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Speaker 3: That's a major ship.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to almost together, like I'm Stacey Abrams bitch

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Speaker 2: on January seventh.

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Speaker 5: Motherfucker, I'm trying, bitch, Okay, you really know you want this?

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Speaker 2: Motherfuckers? Like, what are we doing with my peepe?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm going through?

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Speaker 2: I can't remember my fucking jokes. I'm just like, this

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Speaker 2: I don't remember it. It was it was wild.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get to the bombing story, but this was

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Speaker 1: About one we almost died on that air ye playing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so when you go to Aspen, you gotta fly

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a Fisher Price propeller plane.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And we get on the plane. There's some weather

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Speaker 1: Kyle Kanane's on the plane as well.

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Speaker 2: Kyle Kanane is next to me and hilarious comedian. The

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Speaker 2: I look back at you. You're making the sign of

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Speaker 1: I became religious. I was religious for however long. That

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was we were in a dryer. We

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Speaker 2: And we couldn't land the plane, so they had to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was all for it was all

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Speaker 1: We were probably running a band. Who's whose tour bus

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Speaker 1: Why they the white Ice? So what is the worst

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Speaker 2: been a few. You're working out materials. The crowd doesn't

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Speaker 2: It was a comedy show, but it wasn't a comedy club.

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Speaker 2: It's the first and last time I ever did stand

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Speaker 2: I thought. I was like, I thought I had enough.

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Speaker 1: Check him out and was he doing Okay?

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Speaker 2: He was killing because he like he's got that on lock.

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Speaker 2: And so they were so warm and so like ready

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Speaker 1: I got a text Will.

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Speaker 2: I call him, Yeah, I miss Will. He's great. Will,

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Speaker 2: He's the best, the best, And he started boxing and

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Speaker 2: him to lift his shirt. I wear a shirt to

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00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 2: be topless.

437
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 1: So he's on stage, he's doing well.

438
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 2: He's on stage, he's like murdering. Oh shit, like murdering,

439
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 2: like this is his this is his bag. He's in

440
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 2: his zone. And you know, my mom is Jamaican. I've

441
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 2: been to Jamaica every year since I was three weeks old,

442
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 2: So I feel like, you know I family. Yeah, I'm

443
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 2: born and raised in Jersey. Good, No, but you feel

444
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 2: more Jamaican in Jersey than you do in Jamaica.

445
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 1: Did he have Jamaican joke because he's Haitian? Was he

446
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 1: doing Haitian jokes? Or was he doing Haitian jokes?

447
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,159
Speaker 2: And Jamin he can do Caribbean accents.

448
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 1: So he's doing Jamaica. Yes, very specific, yesh.

449
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 2: And like I pride myself on being able to do

450
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 2: my material anywhere for anyone. Comedy should be universal.

451
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: It's not. It's like the least universal thing.

452
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 2: Pictures Showtime at the Apollo, but with machetes and guns

453
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:06,239
Speaker 2: outside with like you know, the jerk chicken is you know,

454
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,679
Speaker 2: jerkin women look like dance all queens. Just picture.

455
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: I love my Jamaican people, but they can be emotional.

456
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 2: Emotionally emotional, that's one way of putting it. And there's

457
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 2: just a lot of like absolutes in Jamaica. Well, I

458
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 2: get on stage and I haven't had the shaky hands

459
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 2: in a while.

460
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 1: Oh, you were nervous.

461
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 2: So I was nervous. I was like, oh, I'm in

462
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 2: over my head. And it felt like like what do

463
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,959
Speaker 2: you do when you know you're gonna bomb? You just

464
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 2: lean into it, right, Yeah? And then it's just like,

465
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 2: if anything, I'm going to deliver these lines with like

466
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 2: the confidence of Steve Harvey. You know what I mean?

467
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: What else can you do?

468
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 2: You like, I can't leave. They've flown me down there

469
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: and put me up and now this is like my

470
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 2: mom feels like I've made it. So now I'm doing

471
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 2: comedy and her mother land.

472
00:22:59,280 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: What town was this?

473
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: It was Kingston, Kingston. I've invited some friends that I knew.

474
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: They're so happy for me because working out. Also, my

475
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 2: uncle's the archbishop of Jamaica, WHOA. So it's been in like.

476
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 1: Gleasure a lot of pressure on this Jamaica show.

477
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not hosting the Golden Globes. I'm

478
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 2: just doing a set in Kingston.

479
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: It's a lot of pressure on the show. You get

480
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: up there, you get the shaky hands.

481
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 2: I get the shaky hands. I also realize like people

482
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 2: are dressed up like I dressed up, but like a

483
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: Caribbean dress up is just different. Like people have gone

484
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: shopping for an hour shopping.

485
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: They got a babysitter like that. Production went into this

486
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: for them for the audience and not me. It paid

487
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: their money and to drink minimum.

488
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,199
Speaker 2: I don't even remember all my material. There was a

489
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: joke about sex where I'm just like, ladies, if a

490
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: guy's not going down on you, you don't go down

491
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 2: on him because you can't have the six without the nine.

492
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 2: And that's when I heard the booze, and then the

493
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: booze didn't stop, and then I heard a gunshot and

494
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you so much, dot Com.

495
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: And you're playing with fire.

496
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah I was, I was, but I was like, this

497
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 2: is what I say, this is what I want to say,

498
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: and even if it helps one person at this point,

499
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,439
Speaker 2: it is what it is. And so my mom got

500
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: phone calls, my uncle got phone calls. There was like

501
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: articles about it in Jamaica. Oh yeah, it followed me,

502
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,959
Speaker 2: and to this day people are like, do you want

503
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 2: to come to a Ruba and do comedy? I'm like no, no, no,

504
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 2: do you want to come to Puerto Rico for this

505
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: thing to do? I was like, no, I just want

506
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: my titties out and I want some spicy chicken. That's it.

507
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll go to Ruba.

508
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not to do comedy one hundred.

509
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: I'll drink rum out of a coconut.

510
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 3: Ooh okay Withdre.

511
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 2: With Regardre, there's been bombing situations where people have thrown

512
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 2: a glass at me. Really yeah, at Carolines it was

513
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams.

514
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams experience was Wendy Williams experience. But who threw

515
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: a bottle at you?

516
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 2: There was the Wendy Williams experience at Caroline's. And this

517
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 2: the comic before me, don't remember who that was, was

518
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: making fun of this girl and it was a guy's

519
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,479
Speaker 2: girlfriend and he was like in on it too, and

520
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: she felt really bad and I saw it in her face.

521
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 2: So I got up there and I'm just like, you

522
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 2: were so lucky that somebody wants to sit and spin

523
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 2: on your tiny little dick. Why the fuck would you

524
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 2: do that? And why are you with someone that does

525
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 2: that to you? Yeah, I turned into like a fucking

526
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: disgruntled Ricky Lake audience member because you cannot see something

527
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 2: and not say something, especially if you're gonna ultimately be

528
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 2: a truth tailer on stage. And I'm just like, sometimes

529
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 2: it just takes a fucking stranger to see something that

530
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 2: you're living in because you're just in the cloud of smoke.

531
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 2: I'm like, you might be in the eye of the storm,

532
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: but get the fuck out, drop that zero, get yourself

533
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: a hero. I'm telling you. It's very Jennie Jones. And

534
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 2: he's just like he did the whole fuck you fat,

535
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: nobody wants to fuck you, don't worry about don't worry

536
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: about my fat, don't worry about who wants to fuck me?

537
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 2: Okay ship. Yeah, And so we got into a yelling argument,

538
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,959
Speaker 2: and you can tell when someone's going through abuse, and

539
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: so I was just like, you don't need him. I

540
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: don't know if anyone else is going to tell you

541
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: what you don't. Other sisters were clapping. He threw a

542
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 2: glass at me, he smashed on the table in front

543
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 2: of me, and I'm like, okay, here's one joke. I

544
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 2: told the joke and I left. It was like, ever

545
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 2: find a little piece of toilet paper?

546
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: Just kidding.

547
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: I left and then they had to escort me out

548
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 2: the back because he was like waiting for me. Yes, yeah, dude.

549
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 2: So comedy. Yeah, people when it goes well, people are like,

550
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 2: you're so brave. No, that's not the brave part. That's

551
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 2: not the brave part.

552
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what got me to the Yeah. Yeah yeah.

553
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: So what's the worst bomb you ever like just saw,

554
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: like like a night besides you. I mean, was there

555
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: any just been like any fights you've seen on stage

556
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: or any like crazy someone got naked or like a

557
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: drunk guy got kicked out or.

558
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: Oh well there was this.

559
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 1: You can think about it too. We could circle back.

560
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: To no, I know what it is, Okay, Michael Chay,

561
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 2: Oh really it was. But Michael definitely did not think

562
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 2: he bombed. He thinks that he like saved the integrity

563
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 2: of comedy. Okay, Michael the.

564
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: Kind of likes bombing a little bit. He's like Norm

565
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: McDonald or Kevin Bartnett. I feel like those guys I

566
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: kind of liked.

567
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: Michael, Michael, Sherry Shepherd and I did a gig for

568
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 2: like Practical and Gamba and yeah, I don't even remember,

569
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 2: and like we had to write all these jokes that

570
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 2: they like just combed over right. It was like they

571
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 2: just took the air out of comedy. And my big

572
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 2: closer was just like boy bands are like yodorant, like

573
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 2: one has you one slips, I don't even or I

574
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 2: like my men, like I like my deodorant, like strong

575
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: white and reliable. Whatever the fuck hackety Hacket like gave

576
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: my mortgage.

577
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 1: That that night with that show, make that money.

578
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: Sherry was into it too. We all follow the rules, right,

579
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: Michael gets up there, he's a rule breaker. Ah ah

580
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: ah ah. And no one's a Karen, but they're definitely

581
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: Karen adjacent, like they got the Karens in the family.

582
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, he told a story about

583
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 2: how he went to Arizona and the lady in the

584
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 2: front called him a nigga, no way, and he probably

585
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: said nigga like twenty seven times. A corporate at this

586
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 2: corporate event, I mean, the ties were loosening. I can

587
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 2: see like holes just popping in people's pantyhose. The eyes

588
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 2: were bouldering. The shoulder pads were just deflating. No, no, no, no.

589
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: Is he just one of those comics if you tell

590
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: them not to do it, that's all they want to do.

591
00:28:59,480 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

592
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Which I love him and I appreciate it too,

593
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,239
Speaker 2: because I'm just like, okay, okay, And I don't think

594
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: I've done a corporate gig since because I'm like, no,

595
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

596
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna live my truth.

597
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: What's the most wasted you've ever been on stage?

598
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 3: Oh? My god?

599
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: Have you ever been really drunk on stage?

600
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: Or high or like what? Yeah?

601
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: I started day drinking this one Saturday with some Dutch friends.

602
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: Know you had a show later, yeah, but you were

603
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: just like fighting. It was just supposed to be like

604
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: an afternoon hang which she's crackers and wine and then

605
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: we took it to the bar across the way and

606
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: then there was like pizza and like cocktails.

607
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: Sounds like a good day to me, and heisst was.

608
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: Like, please don't go to the show, call and cancel.

609
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: He is her husband, and I'm like, no, babe, I'm

610
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: such a workhorse. I'm such like I'm like no, I'm

611
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 2: gonna do it.

612
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: You're like, I gotta do it.

613
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 2: And our friend Case is just like she should do

614
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: it because he loves to star the pot and I'm like, no,

615
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do You can't tell

616
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: me what to do because I'm drunk. He's like, Babe,

617
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: please just call It's just a fifteen minute spot for

618
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: like a nine o'clock show or some shit, Please don't go.

619
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: And I'm like, fine, I won't go. Wink wink. So

620
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: Kis goes to the bathroom and like Cases like, I'll

621
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 2: call this a car. Let's go to the show. And

622
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, let's go. We're in the backseat of the taxi.

623
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 2: I am like Denzel Washington in like the pilot was

624
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 2: that flight flight and like Cases like John Goodman. He

625
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: gives me a bump. I'm like, I'm ready to go.

626
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Like I am slurring my words, not

627
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: even realizing I am a mess. We take the taxi

628
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: to the city. People get to the comedy club. They're

629
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,239
Speaker 2: holding me up and they're like, I'm I don't even

630
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying any subtitles. I'm just like moving

631
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 2: my mouth and I just remember the booker saying, is

632
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: she okay? Can she do this? And then I go,

633
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: I can, don't tell me what I can't do, and

634
00:30:54,720 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: so Salty the host brings me up. And then it's

635
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: like autopilot, you know what I mean. I was like

636
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 2: Tony Bennett on his ninety six birthday.

637
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 3: So you just we were it.

638
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, I think. So I did some crowd work,

639
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: I think, and I walked. I walked up the stage.

640
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: I didn't fall. I had to call the comedy club

641
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 2: two days later and apologize. Tell him I told him

642
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: I got new medication and I really had to figure

643
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: it out. HIHI in case, And I still talk about

644
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: that story because Kaise is like, how fucking dare you?

645
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 2: How fun try to sell to you? To see me

646
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: the most drunk?

647
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: I remember one time you were at the Village Lantern

648
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: and you're you're on stage and one of your teeth

649
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: flew out of your mouth.

650
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been a journey. So I have a book

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Speaker 2: called Survival, the thickest plus sized Essays in a small

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Speaker 2: minded World Now, and there is a whole less chapter

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Speaker 2: about my tooth, and it's called Tooth Be Told. There's

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Speaker 2: a chapter about my tooth. It's you know, growing up

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Speaker 2: in America. You know, health insurance is a luxury, so

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Speaker 2: you don't always take care of your shit and or

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Speaker 2: the doctor's going to take advantage of you.

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Speaker 1: So but it's not like you didn't brush your teeth, No,

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Speaker 1: I just it's you had a genetic gum.

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Speaker 2: Most of that stuff is DNA, yes, And so I

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Speaker 2: had a flipper. Well, I mean it was.

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Speaker 1: Just funny that I was on stage, want your teeth

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Speaker 1: went fly?

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I was like, this is how much

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Speaker 2: I love comedy. I have like a flipper. My gum

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Speaker 2: is resting from like a surgery has had but I'm

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Speaker 2: still gonna go out and do stand up And then

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Speaker 2: I'm doing a joke and my tooth flies out. And

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Speaker 2: who's at the back of the show, fucking Eric. And

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Speaker 2: you know what, you have a you have a memory

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Speaker 2: for shady ship like an elephant. And every time something

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Speaker 2: bad happens, this mother he won't remember the good remember

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Speaker 2: the good ship. He remembered that one time he slipped

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Speaker 2: on the banana peel and remind you and then introduce you.

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Speaker 2: That's your intro. Oh my god, meet my friend Michelle.

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Speaker 2: She wants her tooth on stage one time. Anyways. That's it, Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's it. Michelle Buteau, thank you very much, Eric Gonzalez, Gonzalez, Cheetah,

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Speaker 2: Samuel Johnson, Good Nice.

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