WEBVTT - BONUS: Celebrity Couples - Hit or Split

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the Give Them La La Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>bonus episode. This one was a tough bonus episode because

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<v Speaker 1>there's so many celebrity couples that are actually real that

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw on TV where I'm like, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>these people were together. I wish these people weren't together.

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<v Speaker 1>But then there's the aspect of I live in a

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<v Speaker 1>hole and I'm like, maybe they are together still, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, right, So I like this topic, Jess. Did

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<v Speaker 1>we get a lot of people sliding in the dms

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and a lot of similar answers before I even

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<v Speaker 2>look at them. Though, I want to say who I want,

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<v Speaker 2>but you guys say who you want because I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>these two together forever.

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<v Speaker 1>So the topic is celebrity couples that you wish were

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<v Speaker 1>still together and ones that you wish were not together

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<v Speaker 1>any longer. Yes, Okay, I've learned in this world there's

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<v Speaker 1>no winning with what I say these days, so it's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go off. I don't love the machine gun Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Megan Fox together coupling, and there are times where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>are they still together? I don't really know, because I

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<v Speaker 1>saw like a clip of her doing an interview and

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<v Speaker 1>she was talking. She talks like she's very much like

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<v Speaker 1>not in a relationship, but then they're seen together and

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<v Speaker 1>drinking each other's blood and things like that, which is like,

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<v Speaker 1>totally do you boo, like if you want to create

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<v Speaker 1>this remake of Angelina Jolie And she's, oh, Billy Bob

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<v Speaker 1>Thornton like, I totally am down for it. No, you've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about this. I just don't. It feels very toxic

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<v Speaker 1>and dangerous to a little dangerous, a little dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you, do you think they're in because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we all know that you've spent a little

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<v Speaker 2>time with them. Is it possible they're in an open relationship?

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<v Speaker 3>I only hope.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think the keyword is little time with them.

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<v Speaker 1>I give them La la podcast back in the day

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<v Speaker 1>was the podcast that broke them as a couple. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Like they were doing that movie or whatever, the one

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<v Speaker 1>about the Big Grass and she was in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Something big, laying in laying in.

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<v Speaker 1>The breast, lay in a hospital bed with a full

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<v Speaker 1>face of makeup on after she had almost just died.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, bet you look good after just getting wrecked.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's wild?

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<v Speaker 1>Too.

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<v Speaker 2>She is stunning without makeup on. You've seen her without

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<v Speaker 2>makeup on, it's like a you thing pretty with makeup,

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<v Speaker 2>but then you've see him without makeup and like and

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<v Speaker 2>then you're like, oh, oh, you're just pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like one of those well I appreciate you saying that, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I mean, this is just this is as

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<v Speaker 1>good as it gets without the makeup. So and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>lazy as it gets. But that's where they met, right

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<v Speaker 1>on that movie, and we're there in Puerto Rico, and

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<v Speaker 1>they just started talking about how they're together, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh wow, We're like they're talking about their

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<v Speaker 1>relationship on this little podcast. This is great. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know them very well as a couple. What I

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<v Speaker 1>do know is it's two very intense people and it

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<v Speaker 1>just seems but I only know what i've read, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and like Mom says, paper takes ink, like you can

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<v Speaker 1>literally write whatever you want. And then I'm only reading headlines,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think most people are. So you know, her

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<v Speaker 1>drinking his blood and vice versa could be totally like

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<v Speaker 1>good for you and some weird thing that we don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're all gonna live until like one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty and turned into vampires.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe cut to next week we'll be drinking each other.

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<v Speaker 2>There's blood on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna throw up and pass away away. I Also

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<v Speaker 1>the couple that I wish would have worked out is

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<v Speaker 1>the fake couple?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean like TV? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Ross and Rach.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for taking mind.

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<v Speaker 1>They did. They did work out. They very much worked out.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they Okay? Did they work out? In the show?

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<v Speaker 1>I got off the plane? Don't you remember?

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<v Speaker 3>Spoiler? Alercs you haven't seen it?

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<v Speaker 1>Who hasn't seen from introduced.

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<v Speaker 3>So many people to Seinfeld?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're talking about Friends, not seld.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody I've introduced to Seinfeld hasn't seen Friends.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very true, actually, and I'm happy that you pointed

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<v Speaker 1>that out. But then it's left up to the imagination.

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<v Speaker 3>Of what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like she gets off the plane, but like, do

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<v Speaker 1>they get into a fight?

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<v Speaker 3>Ross could say I already found somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you never know. In my mind it worked out.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun fact, I have to stop watching Friends at season

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<v Speaker 1>like eight, because then I know it's coming to a

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<v Speaker 1>close and it starts making me sad. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>when things end.

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<v Speaker 2>It still goes till ten, right, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>So, yeah, yeah, I stopped watching earlier than that. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't like when Chandler and Monica.

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<v Speaker 1>Date or oh, you're tapping out around season five.

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<v Speaker 3>I like when they're like fooling around, but like when

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<v Speaker 3>they're like moving in and like Rachel has to decide

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<v Speaker 3>to move out with Phoebe and that like that's where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, all right, I can go back to the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>When Rachel starts cutting her hair short is when I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's time to tap out. We're getting into into

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<v Speaker 1>like the end territory, and it just makes me sad.

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<v Speaker 3>I like season one through hard nipples.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard nipples are I thought, Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're away. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Really first, that's the couple I wish would have worked

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<v Speaker 1>out Rachel and her nipples throughout all the seasons of Friends.

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<v Speaker 3>We can all stand by that. That's a relationship we

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<v Speaker 3>all get behind.

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<v Speaker 2>Brought him back with her bra. Those are fake nipples.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't any of you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to see the real areola and the real

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<v Speaker 3>Hella Ariola.

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<v Speaker 2>You love it, baby, show me your ideal size of

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<v Speaker 2>areola with your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to out shoe mm hmmm, A face

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<v Speaker 1>full O.

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<v Speaker 3>Good like quarter? A good quarter? Size is good? A

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<v Speaker 3>quarter ariola?

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<v Speaker 1>Dime nipple, let's run it a dime? Oh oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a dime? Okay, what about yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Just are you guys? You guys? Are you guys thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about your own nipples right now now?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually?

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Ariolas and nipples are beautiful and we love and appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>them all.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I said I'll take a face full of areola,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll also take a little quarter.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that you don't just griminy against nipple size.

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<v Speaker 3>Or ties a's, b's, d's bring them on.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you know what that good for you?

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<v Speaker 3>I know?

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<v Speaker 1>I love how inclusive you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I do like a fat ass though.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Both you and me both.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's yours? Jess? You've been really itching to tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about you?

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<v Speaker 2>I sure have. And guess what it's Jennifer Aniston but

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<v Speaker 2>in real life and Brad, oh they were so cute?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen, okay, you guys. Wait, let's put a rule

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<v Speaker 2>in my mind. If there was any toxicity and then

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<v Speaker 2>I know there was, like the cheating with Angelina, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not thinking about all that.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm thinking, Oh, I'm thinking about him as a

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<v Speaker 1>dad and how his own children come out and say,

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<v Speaker 1>what a piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not thinking about that. Can we ignore that for

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<v Speaker 2>a second.

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<v Speaker 3>And just attend that we're just looking at looks?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Press he may have been a fantastic

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<v Speaker 1>father to Jennifer Aniston's kids. You never know.

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<v Speaker 2>And also this is gonna get some ship, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say it anyway. I really liked Taylor because of

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<v Speaker 2>the documentary. I really liked Taylor Swift and Joe Allen?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever see the doc No Dog were like

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<v Speaker 2>her documentary. I'm gonna I forget the titles, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even gonna try. But he just seemed supportive, Like

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<v Speaker 2>you saw footage of her, like after her concert, she

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<v Speaker 2>like ran and jumped on him and hugged him. They

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<v Speaker 2>were cute, Joe Allen.

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<v Speaker 1>She ran and jumped on him. So is it a repeat?

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<v Speaker 1>Just whatever we're watching with Travis Kelcey, She's just done

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<v Speaker 1>this with every other dude. There's like, literally nothing special.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very special. The Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift romance

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<v Speaker 1>is very.

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<v Speaker 2>Special, very special.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the guy's name.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe alwen a l A. She was with him for

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<v Speaker 2>a while, but it seemed very private.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well, who is he Joe? I think he's an

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<v Speaker 4>actor Alwin or elwyn a l w y N. I believe, Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>he's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, you like them together. I'll take your word

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<v Speaker 1>for it.

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<v Speaker 2>They were cute, cute. Do you have anyone Easton?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Who I mean? I rather I liked Kylie and

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<v Speaker 3>no Travis Scott together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>And then my fake one is Niles and Daphne.

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<v Speaker 1>A Fraser reference. Did they Did they end it or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure it's like on a cliffhanger as well, Like it's

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<v Speaker 3>like they're together, but it's almost like up to you

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<v Speaker 3>for it meant to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you a Frasier person?

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<v Speaker 3>No, And I'm going off because I didn't watch like

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<v Speaker 3>the very end, but I did know, like there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of talks of like where they meant to be together.

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<v Speaker 3>So I know it's a cliffhanger, but they've they talk

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<v Speaker 3>and they have like they date in the show and

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<v Speaker 3>it's on and off. Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Daphne Day the Virgin, she plays the virgin in Seinfeld

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<v Speaker 1>myself one of my diaphragms all the way across the floor,

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<v Speaker 1>like you haven't washed your diaphragm before it?

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<v Speaker 3>And then she ends up I'm talking about no hooks,

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<v Speaker 3>hooks everywhere, and he goes, you're mad, aren't you? And

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<v Speaker 3>then she ends up sleeping with John.

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<v Speaker 1>John John JFK. You guys, please start watching Seinfelds if

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<v Speaker 1>you have not. I love that references and I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>that you threw it back to Fraser and ty U

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<v Speaker 1>Kylie and Travis Scott. I don't that's a great one.

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<v Speaker 2>They also make very very cute gunning babies.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just thinking about with Timothy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he ain't hitting that right, are they? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He cannot handle all of that ass?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you joking me? I feel like I could, though.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like he doesn't even know how to masturbait correctly?

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<v Speaker 2>Timothy?

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<v Speaker 1>What makes you think that his face right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? His hair right?

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<v Speaker 1>Does your hair give I know how to masturbate perfectly?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what my hair gives? I don't have time

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<v Speaker 3>to wash it because all I'm doing is fucking. I

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<v Speaker 3>like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? What do friends say? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot these two were separated. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't miss that couple at all, not even a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna Dewante.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know who that is. She's a damn savie

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<v Speaker 1>that he was in like one of the first ones.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like done, Jenna, step step, step up.

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<v Speaker 2>She's stunning. We have Selina ooh, this is a spicy one. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't tell me if they wish they were together

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<v Speaker 2>or not together.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was a little confused about that too. Couples

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<v Speaker 1>that you wish were or weren't. Right, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>read it, Okay, I'm going to give my two cents

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<v Speaker 1>on if I feel like it's one way or the other.

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<v Speaker 2>This one right underneath it says Selena and Justin love

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<v Speaker 2>them together. But I'm happy for him with his new love.

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<v Speaker 3>I did see that, and I would have liked to

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<v Speaker 3>see Justin and Selena together. But then I and she's pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>Hailey is Hailey Bieber is pregnant, And all I can

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<v Speaker 1>think about is when is she do? Because what are

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<v Speaker 1>the chances that she has the same name for her

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<v Speaker 1>kid as I have for mine. There's no shot in

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<v Speaker 1>why is it baby s Yeah, no, but that's always

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<v Speaker 1>my biggest fears. No. Literally, there's no reason why I

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<v Speaker 1>would even be thinking this. There's no reason why they

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<v Speaker 1>would even choose this name. There's no reason why anybody, No,

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<v Speaker 1>there is no shot now. But all I think about

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<v Speaker 1>when I see someone who's pregnant, like, what are the

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<v Speaker 1>chances of this bitch having the same name that I do?

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<v Speaker 2>And let me tell you why Haley would never pick

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<v Speaker 2>a baby name that starts with us, just because people

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<v Speaker 2>are so crazy with Selena and she's still she's still

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<v Speaker 2>answering for Selena shit, so she'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Never never Well, Selena is a fan favorite Selena. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Her Instagram numbers say that speak for themselves. They speak

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<v Speaker 1>for themselves. But she's with that Benny guy now, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Benny Blanco.

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<v Speaker 3>And I wish I love him to dead too. But

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<v Speaker 3>it's also like, who do you wish he was with

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<v Speaker 3>Benny Blanco? I don't know, somebody else skid Row.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Benny.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been watching a lot of stand up leave it in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fucking hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a ship. That's funny. Funny.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we left the house after watching Dave

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<v Speaker 1>ships house.

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<v Speaker 2>One so funny, so.

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<v Speaker 3>People taking twenty percent of the alphabet for themselves. That one,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember what it does.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that stones and stones, He's it's so funny anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's hysterically, it's really funny.

0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:30.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry he in his cookbook. Shout out of his cookbook.

0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.680
<v Speaker 3>I'd probably a stoner cookbook.

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<v Speaker 1>First, he's very funny. He's very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, but now I can see why like Selena

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<v Speaker 3>is dating him. He's a person out the one thing

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<v Speaker 3>that I shout women out for love him for his personality.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just dragging him.

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<v Speaker 1>No good for her, but literally, there is nothing better

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<v Speaker 1>than a dude who can make you laugh your ass off.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how much dudes I've been out with

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, you are so fine, but I am

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<v Speaker 1>bored to tears and I don't know that this is

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't I have it all? Why can't you look

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<v Speaker 1>like this and have a personality similar to mine? Funniest shit?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm bringing it all. Where are you step up?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't have it all?

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<v Speaker 1>I want myself in male form. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to choot my horn that's all it is. No

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<v Speaker 1>one else is.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's the beat.

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<v Speaker 1>Beep, all right, Jessica, were.

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<v Speaker 3>Funny at all?

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<v Speaker 2>No idea. There are so many one, two, three, four,

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<v Speaker 2>There are seven in a row, in a row. Robert

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<v Speaker 2>Patterson and I thought it was Pattinson. Is it not,

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<v Speaker 2>producer John?

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<v Speaker 1>I he is Pattinson? Who's Robert Patterson?

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<v Speaker 2>They all say, well, three of them say, Robert Patterson

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<v Speaker 2>and Kristin Stewart.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is Robert Patterson?

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<v Speaker 2>They're the Twilight couple?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Is it pat Edward?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Pattinson? You guys, come on, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

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<v Speaker 1>We wish they would have worked out. Isn't she a lesbian? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye?

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's bye she Remember was that whole scandal

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<v Speaker 2>because she was caught kissing a director of a film,

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<v Speaker 2>A Beauty and the Beast, and she was dating him

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<v Speaker 2>at the time. It was a scandal. Scandal. I see

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of I see a lot of Angelina and Brad.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, I think you need to google that. Angelina

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<v Speaker 2>and Brad Pitt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they wish they were still together.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what, they're just named So maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>mean you wish.

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<v Speaker 1>They're happy that they're not together anymore. You're happy that

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<v Speaker 1>they're not together anymore, is what I'm guessing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I hope So Kyle and Moe from Early Real

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<v Speaker 2>Housewife Beverly Hill season, how do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that one is when we can all

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<v Speaker 1>get behind. I think, what happened with that marriage whatever,

0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:02.800
<v Speaker 1>whatever did it happened? I don't know, hopeful, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see it play out this coming season, because you

0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.440
<v Speaker 1>know they've started filming again. But that marriage was just

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<v Speaker 1>so it just seemed so sweet, like they had the

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<v Speaker 1>best time together. They were best friends. You could tell

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<v Speaker 1>they were sexually attracted to each other. It's like you

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<v Speaker 1>had it all and then things just changed.

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<v Speaker 2>Things change and people change, and life is short and

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes you gotta make decisions.

0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.320
<v Speaker 1>You got sometimes you got to put your vagina somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Else sometimes exactly Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.

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<v Speaker 1>After seeing the documentary, I hear you that one's a

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<v Speaker 1>really sad one too, especially because I feel like that

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<v Speaker 1>was the love of her life. So timing is everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And the hard thing about it too, is that at

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<v Speaker 1>that point in time, like back in the day, it

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<v Speaker 1>turned so toxic and it was due to an outsider.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like something was thrown at them that neither

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<v Speaker 1>of them knew how to control, neither of them knew

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<v Speaker 1>how to take on. She's obviously very soft spoken, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a rock star, and it became very intense over this

0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:20.840
<v Speaker 1>guy and a sex tape, like he really fucked their

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<v Speaker 1>worlds up.

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<v Speaker 2>They were, like, you said, wrong timing though, because what

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<v Speaker 2>it seems he's with that Britney girl. Now do you

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<v Speaker 2>know who he's with brit.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, And it seems like I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>he's happy, but who knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Seems on social media it seems like everyone's happy on

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<v Speaker 2>social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Also, it goes back to like the universe and

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<v Speaker 1>it placing you where you're supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, someone here put they wish Chloe and Tristan

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<v Speaker 2>were still together?

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<v Speaker 1>Who wrote that?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, yes, I'd rather see Chloe with lamar odom Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why would you ever want her to be with

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<v Speaker 1>that guy who, like you guys, embarrassed her over time

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<v Speaker 1>and time again, time and.

0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:06.399
<v Speaker 3>Time was just he was always good to her.

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<v Speaker 1>He just was battling his own like he's battling his

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<v Speaker 1>own demons. Does he have a Did they start the podcast? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was that just something that was a news item?

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If it actually came out. Lamar Odom was said to

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<v Speaker 1>be starting a podcast with Caitlin Jenner. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>it ever happened. It was like sports, yeah related, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, is it producer John?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing news came out besides the original announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like that is a buzzkill.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, listen to it because you never talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you never announce what you're doing unless you

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<v Speaker 1>have a date that it's gonna be coming out, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>But who knows.

0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:52.560
<v Speaker 3>They could be working on it and with so many

0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:55.200
<v Speaker 3>people around them, somebody said something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you think it got leaked.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see it being like getting leaked, and then

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<v Speaker 3>you know, with how I don't know at their schedules,

0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:02.959
<v Speaker 3>they could with it being who knows if they're doing

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<v Speaker 3>a live or if they're just doing ten pre you know,

0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:08.200
<v Speaker 3>recorded and putting it out over ten weeks.

0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Who knows that that's true. Do you guys remember early

0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:13.359
<v Speaker 1>seasons of keeping up at the Kardashians and.

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<v Speaker 3>They were in their small homes.

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<v Speaker 1>It was literally this scene took place in Kim Kay's

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<v Speaker 1>apartment complex where she Chloe is dating I believe a

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<v Speaker 1>Timberwolves player.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they in the Is this like the they take

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<v Speaker 3>Miami No or something? Because I only remember your Courtney

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<v Speaker 3>in all of them living in that one house, and

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<v Speaker 3>then they all bought their own homes. No time I

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<v Speaker 3>remember them in like in Miami No.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't all live there same complex where Kim goes

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<v Speaker 1>in and she's like, my Betley's gone, and it was

0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:53.119
<v Speaker 1>in the parking garage. But I remember them being on

0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:55.760
<v Speaker 1>the couch. Chloe was dating another basketball player. I think

0:20:55.800 --> 0:20:59.879
<v Speaker 1>you played for the Timberwolves, and Kim k was like

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<v Speaker 1>breaking into his voicemail, like straight up Kristen Doty style,

0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:10.160
<v Speaker 1>and she did very impressed by yeah. And that's how

0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Chloe found out that he was being not a good dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was fake, and then I learned it

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<v Speaker 2>was real.

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<v Speaker 3>You do just type in their one pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do it time you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would like, it's a little bit more, and he leaves

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<v Speaker 1>a voicemail. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well back in the day it was landline. Everything was bleaking.

0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:30.879
<v Speaker 3>You could used to call your house and then it

0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:32.840
<v Speaker 3>would be like to check your voicemails pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, they really just were guessing his pen Yeah you got.

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<v Speaker 2>It, well, she got it. Speaking of Kim, I see

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<v Speaker 2>a few which I kind of agree with Kim and Reggie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that is a good one. That was. That was

0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:53.080
<v Speaker 1>they were together when she had an ugly cry face.

0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:55.879
<v Speaker 2>Ye ugly cry face. And when she threw her mom's

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<v Speaker 2>phone over the balcony because her mom took her phone

0:21:58.640 --> 0:21:59.919
<v Speaker 2>when they were skiing together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they were at that chalet or whatever.

0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:02.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:22:02.880 --> 0:22:06.840
<v Speaker 2>And then during the iconic You're so fucking road with

0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:10.600
<v Speaker 2>the purse, and she likes to Max and Me and

0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:12.159
<v Speaker 2>Baba do it all the time. I come up to

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<v Speaker 2>him when my purse, You're so fucking road.

0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:17.560
<v Speaker 1>You kind of sound exactly like her, even when you

0:22:17.640 --> 0:22:18.120
<v Speaker 1>don't try.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been more offended in my life. Young Kim.

0:22:26.560 --> 0:22:28.159
<v Speaker 2>She makes fun of her voice all the time on

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<v Speaker 2>the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, how did it change?

0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:32.080
<v Speaker 3>Because my it still hasn't changed.

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:36.240
<v Speaker 1>No, it has. She's like totally different. It's now it

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:38.080
<v Speaker 1>now comes from her diaphram.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be shocked if she took classes.

0:22:40.920 --> 0:22:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Instead of here. It used to come from here, it's

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:49.000
<v Speaker 1>another couple that we miss, Kim and her old voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we hate? Do we miss that?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of Uh? I missed the days where Chris Jenner

0:22:55.200 --> 0:22:59.440
<v Speaker 1>was making sheet cake in her Rambler house, okay with

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<v Speaker 1>them can fly.

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<v Speaker 3>At the front door.

0:23:03.119 --> 0:23:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember I missed that. I missed the flower

0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:07.199
<v Speaker 1>boxes that she.

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<v Speaker 3>Had that was a stunning and Caitlyn going into the

0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:15.520
<v Speaker 3>garage to fly in Darcy cars. Yeah, those were the days.

0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I miss her. Bruce at the time, I miss Caitlyn

0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Jenner saying to Chris Jenner, it's our anniversary. I would

0:23:23.320 --> 0:23:25.399
<v Speaker 1>like you to come fly my drone with me, and

0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:27.960
<v Speaker 1>then they go to the local park with no security

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.840
<v Speaker 1>because no one gave a shit about who they were

0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:31.440
<v Speaker 1>at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet.

0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I miss Kim Kay doing Carl's Junior Ads okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the next day.

0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Or whatever she was doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, those Carl's Junior Ads need to come back.

0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:48.040
<v Speaker 1>They were really good. I auditioned for one stop I did,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was horrible. I'm like, I just have never

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<v Speaker 1>felt like I'm like a sexy person, like you want

0:23:55.040 --> 0:23:56.639
<v Speaker 1>me to act sexy?

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<v Speaker 3>Eating a br.

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<v Speaker 2>Cal did you have a burger? In the audition?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember. I just remember.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me the commercial. I remember this one girl. I

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<v Speaker 3>fell in love with her. She had heels on and

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<v Speaker 3>then uh Jean's like jean shorts and then a white

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<v Speaker 3>like noodle strap. She was eating the burger in it

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<v Speaker 3>like drips on her like do you remember her?

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<v Speaker 2>The Wasn't this a super Bowl commercial or.

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<v Speaker 3>Carls?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it Kate Upton? Do you remember who it was?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, I mean hell not. I don't remember who

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<v Speaker 3>it was, but Carl's Junior ad where with.

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<v Speaker 2>The women had daddy k Upton?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say one thing about the Chloe Kardashian things.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like she's met the person who's going

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<v Speaker 1>to treat her the right way, agreed. I don't feel

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<v Speaker 1>that her person has come into the mix or.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, or she has. She give me a secret.

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<v Speaker 3>She's singles.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a new season coming out. I think I saw

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<v Speaker 2>trailer for something and she's The producer is like, are

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<v Speaker 2>you dating? Or are you with him? And she like

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<v Speaker 2>does this little smile. So maybe she is dating, but

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<v Speaker 2>she's keeping it. If I were Kardashian dating, I'd keep

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<v Speaker 2>it on the down low.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was dating at Kardashian. I'd want them to

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<v Speaker 3>keep it on the down low. They can shut up,

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<v Speaker 3>don't tell anyone walk around.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could date a Kardashian.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's why they look at them all.

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<v Speaker 2>At him.

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<v Speaker 3>Where is Rob?

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<v Speaker 1>He's living his best life?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone start a podcast where is Rob? Do you remember

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<v Speaker 2>they did that for Who's the guy that was like fitness?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that podcast Richard Simmons? Do you remember the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>where is Richard Simmons?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he was yes, and he finally no, he's not back.

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<v Speaker 1>He finally he posted something he did speaking of another

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<v Speaker 1>Kardashian that I miss. Rob Kardashian and Adrian Blan.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great pairing.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked them together. I thought they were very cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved the little apartment that they shared.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that was that Chloe's friend?

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<v Speaker 2>She was a cheetah girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was a cheateadh girl with like raven curly hair.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, she is stunning.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they not together?

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<v Speaker 1>This was like thirty years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like married with kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, to an older man, to an older man,

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<v Speaker 1>and they have I think they have one baby. But

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<v Speaker 1>I did like that couple. I thought they were very cute.

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<v Speaker 1>G Bush has like a dancer wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Reggie Bush, who looks very similar to Kim.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard with an equally as large ass. He loves

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<v Speaker 1>the ass, don't we all?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't we all?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I say it all the time. If there were a

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<v Speaker 1>slimmer chance of death coming off the operating tablebe do it. See.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't love I love everyone's bodies, but I love

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<v Speaker 2>natural asses more.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's nothing like a nice, plump, natural.

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<v Speaker 2>Ass, natural ass. Yeah, you have a big ass. I

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<v Speaker 2>say it every time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not very for my for my physique. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>will not complain. But I do love Mia bbl Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, I kind of do miss them.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they were cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I missed them too, and it was the only one

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<v Speaker 1>that to me made sense. I can't picture Pete Davidson

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<v Speaker 1>with anybody. And I really can't picture arian Grande with anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, do you know who she's with?

0:27:19.520 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Now? Who you don't know who she's with?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>No? That little wait, that little.

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<v Speaker 2>The red head, yes, who plays SpongeBob on Broadway. And

0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:35.440
<v Speaker 2>I keep clipping to him like on Broadway. Look he's

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<v Speaker 2>I heard he's very talented, but like he's a big

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<v Speaker 2>like anime guy. And okay, well he looks very similar

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<v Speaker 2>to her brother.

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 1>He looks like Franky.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got the same eyes. They're very similar looking.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's a ginger. Yeah, he's got red hair. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she obviously likes him because there's nothing she

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<v Speaker 1>can gain from him beside the life. I guess love love,

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<v Speaker 1>just love, And what even is that?

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 2>What even is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Houston? Who do you wish that you were still with?

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<v Speaker 1>If you were a celebrity, who would you want people

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<v Speaker 1>to pair you with?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>So many.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the first that comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, Madison Beer? Who else is very sexy? I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's Chanto Jefferies.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, all right, yeah, yeah, different, very different. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>If you okay, those are good? If you, la la.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've done this before. But anyone, I was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say, in a world where nobody has a partner, okay,

0:28:42.600 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 2>in a world where no one has a partner, give

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<v Speaker 2>us your top three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm gonna give top three one one

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<v Speaker 1>like looks wise. I think looks wise. It would be

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<v Speaker 1>in like a very like Michael B. Jordan. We've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about this before, or type of look like a Denzel Washington,

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<v Speaker 1>I you know that look of just like I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>gonna box later, Sure your box later? Fuck? Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>But look I like a personality like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>Theo Vaughn or a funny Kevin Hart right, someone who

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<v Speaker 1>makes me laugh my ass off? Okay, okay, and I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like we I could have that job wise, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't think of someone who would have the perfect career

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<v Speaker 1>where I could combine all of those people into one,

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<v Speaker 1>because like, I wouldn't want them to be strictly a comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>because I find the comedians when they're not on stage,

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<v Speaker 1>they're actually pretty serious. I don't have any interest in

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<v Speaker 1>dating an actor athlete.

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<v Speaker 2>How about an athlete?

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<v Speaker 1>An athlete I've I've dabbled in the athlete world, and

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<v Speaker 1>it seems to me to be a world of just

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fucking people who aren't you when they're

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<v Speaker 1>on the road, and I don't like to share, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. Maybe a banker, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was just gonna say, an accountant, No, are you fucking crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>I was talking to a therapist form like a Greek,

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, they're gonna fucking hate me.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't therapy?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how could you not if you're a therapist? Be like, wow,

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 3>he's got this sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard therapatterns a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but that's a crazy sketch cat who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't care?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I find so many hot girls just on social

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<v Speaker 3>media too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the social media. If I could date anyone

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<v Speaker 2>dead or alive, dead or alive, I would be or

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<v Speaker 2>marry Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 3>He would never forget you.

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<v Speaker 1>True.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me Jesus wasn't gay. All of his magic was gay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna change this water into something else.

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<v Speaker 3>On the water. I can change water. He's like, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can part the you can part the sea. Watch me

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<v Speaker 1>tiptoe across this pod.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so great.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch I want to watch me tiptoe a cress pond.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys have to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of my favorites. That was really fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That was so fun for I was not expecting. That

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<v Speaker 2>was a good laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a true We'll see how everyone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Texas may be coming for me soon.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys.

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