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Speaker 1: This just in breaking news.

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Speaker 2: It's the Jewble Show.

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Speaker 3: Taylor Swift has officially trademarked the month of September ahead

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Speaker 3: of new album release. Oh smart, It'll now be known

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Speaker 3: as Swift Timber Nice.

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Speaker 1: That's really smart.

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Speaker 2: See how easy it is to create fake news?

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Speaker 3: Also, that could probably be a real new story. But anyway,

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Speaker 3: it's very easy to create fake news. And that's why

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Speaker 3: every week we do the segment real News or Fake News,

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Speaker 3: where I read a news headline and you have to

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Speaker 3: see if you can tell whether it's a real news

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Speaker 3: story that went viral this week or a fake news story.

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Speaker 1: Like most things, I'm perfect at this. It's a lot.

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Speaker 3: Harder than you think to tell what's real news and

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Speaker 3: fake news. And we'll play another round of real news

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Speaker 3: or fake news and you hear some of the crazy

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Speaker 3: stories from the week, some reil, some fake.

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Speaker 2: Next, it's a double show.

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Speaker 1: It's one oh six point one.

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Speaker 4: hits one o six one Seattle dot com.

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Speaker 5: While you always in the moon like brain wo, I

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Speaker 5: ain't trying.

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Speaker 6: To tell you who to do but try to play cool.

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Speaker 1: Babe.

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Speaker 2: You ain't playing white rules?

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Speaker 1: Everything look better interview? While you always in the mood?

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Speaker 6: I'm not liking by move. I ain't trying to tell

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Speaker 6: you what to dool, but try to play cool. Maybe

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Speaker 6: you ain't playing white rules. Everything look better in view

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Speaker 6: if you never get ash when I started to fill

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Speaker 6: out the task, so I was in a film bad?

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Speaker 6: Maybe I am not Dad.

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Speaker 5: It's not all you.

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Speaker 7: Want from me.

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Speaker 6: How you want to company girls?

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Speaker 1: Abby yourself in the room and work.

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Speaker 8: Out of it?

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Speaker 7: Don't acts out a few and you up starting it now?

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Speaker 5: I'm in the moon. Let me have you in in

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Speaker 5: my dad, Rob, we play games a lot to avoid

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Speaker 5: the depression. We've been here before. I won't be a

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Speaker 5: big while you always in the moon like brain move.

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Speaker 5: I ain't trying to tell you what to do, but

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Speaker 5: try to play cool. Maybe you ain't playing by your

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Speaker 5: rules every tail?

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Speaker 2: Getto in a view?

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Speaker 6: Are you always in the mood?

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Speaker 5: Liking man? Who?

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Speaker 6: I ain't trying to tell you it's too We try

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Speaker 6: to play cool, babe. How you playing by your rules

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Speaker 6: every day?

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Speaker 8: Look ghetto in view?

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Speaker 6: So I turned by your love on when you can

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Speaker 6: be going out and I'm the same last how never

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Speaker 6: let sudere you gonna send.

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Speaker 2: Me up hony day.

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Speaker 6: I need to know is if you wouldn't love I'm

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Speaker 6: talking sweet bat cake back.

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Speaker 2: Guys have been bodies.

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Speaker 6: You get playing, tell you what your side in miss

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Speaker 6: match fist and was well doing?

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Speaker 2: No love?

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Speaker 6: Bet say from me?

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Speaker 5: Play games a lot to avoid the presson.

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Speaker 2: Before. I won't be a bad But you always in

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Speaker 2: move like bn noo.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you it's too We try to

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Speaker 6: play cool. Maybe I playing by your rules every day?

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Speaker 1: Look getto in a view?

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Speaker 6: Are you always in the mood?

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Speaker 9: I leging ben move.

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Speaker 6: I ain't trying to tell you it's too we try to.

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Speaker 2: Rules breaking news. You heard it here first on The

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Speaker 2: Jewel Show.

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Speaker 3: Cyber trucks have become self aware and have started getting

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Speaker 3: drunk and challenging each other to push up contests in

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Speaker 3: the middle crowded bars, along with sending unsolicited selfies.

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Speaker 7: Yep, no they no.

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Speaker 2: I've become the d bags of the car world.

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Speaker 1: If they became self aware, they would implode.

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Speaker 7: I feel like they're the legit transformers though.

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Speaker 2: You know you see how easy it is to create

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Speaker 2: fake news.

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Speaker 3: That's why every single week we bring you real news

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Speaker 3: or fake news segment where I read you a news

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Speaker 3: it was a real news story or a fake news

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Speaker 3: story that went viral and people actually believed. Here's your

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Speaker 3: first headline for real news or fake news.

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 3: NASA accidentally sells moon rock on eBay for seventeen dollars.

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Speaker 3: Man turns around and sells it for five million. Oh oh,

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Speaker 3: real or fake? Hey, Nina says fake real.

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Speaker 7: I learned my lesson going against NASA.

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Speaker 9: Everybody knows moon rocks have to be fake anyway, right,

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Speaker 9: jubil So therefore this is a real story because it's

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Speaker 9: only actually worth seventeen Oh, it is.

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Speaker 1: A real news story.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, five million dollars off of that NASA archive is

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Speaker 8: mistakenly put a moon rock on ebait?

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Speaker 2: Why are they on eBay.

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Speaker 1: E bay account?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I said fake.

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Speaker 2: I know I would think that was fake right away too.

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Speaker 7: Even they want to sell their old things and get

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Speaker 7: new ones. Bet you that person got fired. You can't

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Speaker 3: So the guy who bought it for seventeen dollars, I guess,

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Speaker 3: refused to give it back and sold.

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Speaker 1: It for five million.

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Speaker 8: That that guy deserved the five million funnier if he

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Speaker 8: sold it back to NASA.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, I'm still tripping out over NASA having an eBay.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna look at that.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if that's normal.

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Speaker 3: There's another headline for real news or fake news. I

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Speaker 3: read a news headline. You have to see if you

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Speaker 3: week or a fake news headline that people actually believe

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Speaker 3: from this week.

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Speaker 1: This one is out of Oregon.

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Speaker 3: Man who legally changed his name to literally nobody wins

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Speaker 3: local election. Oh, the guy who changed his name to

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Speaker 3: the words literally nobody win an election in organ.

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Speaker 7: It is Oregon. So I'm gonna go with real. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: it's real too, and.

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Speaker 2: It says real Victoria says real prison Brad.

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Speaker 1: This is fake.

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Speaker 9: No one could vote for this gentleman because nobody can

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Speaker 9: really spell literally without autocorrections.

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Speaker 2: Just a bubble.

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Speaker 7: You don't need to spell anything.

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Speaker 3: This is a real headline. Yeah, and satirical protest against politics.

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Speaker 3: A man legally changed his name to literally nobody and

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Speaker 3: then ran for city council in Oregon. Wow, and he

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Speaker 3: does he have to do the job I know probably

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Speaker 3: like dang, that was a terrible idea.

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Speaker 1: We gotta quit as day job. It makes twice as much.

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Speaker 7: If you'mert, you can make a lot of money off

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Speaker 7: of O. It's nobody T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Or fake news.

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Speaker 2: I read us news headline.

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Speaker 3: You have to see if you can tell whether it's

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Speaker 3: a real news story or a fake news story. Swiss

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Speaker 3: town accidentally rains down cocoa powder, thousands of residents take

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Speaker 3: a Swiss town accidentally rains down cocoa powder and thousands

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Speaker 3: of residents take to the streets with their tongues in

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Speaker 3: the air.

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Speaker 2: Real, Nina saying real.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say real too.

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Speaker 10: If there's cocoa powder in the air, you better believe

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Speaker 10: I'm also gonna go outside with my tongue in the air.

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Speaker 7: Like cocoa chocolate.

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Speaker 10: Right.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, I was just checking out, pretty sure.

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Speaker 9: I watch a lot of documentaries. I've seen the one

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Speaker 9: called Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Yeah, I know

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Speaker 9: this has precedent. This is a real news story. This

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Speaker 9: is actually a real news story.

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Speaker 3: That's a dream ventilation defect at Link chocolate factory in

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Speaker 3: Switzerland caused cocoa powder to rain down over the entire town. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Locals described it as magical. That does sound.

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Speaker 7: Amazing.

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Speaker 2: Here's another headline for real news or fake news.

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Speaker 1: I give you a news headline.

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Speaker 3: You have to see if you can tell whether it's

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Speaker 3: that people believed. Parrot testifies in court by repeating the

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Speaker 3: words don't effing shoot. Parrot testifies in court by repeating

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Speaker 3: the words don't effing shoot? Real Nina saying that's a

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Speaker 3: real news story.

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Speaker 10: Ah, fake and you want to know why because he's testifying.

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Speaker 10: They obviously did shoot, so they didn't listen to the parrot.

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Speaker 7: So I think it's fake.

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Speaker 1: What says fake?

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Speaker 8: I don't know about that logic, but thank you for

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Speaker 8: being excited about it. Yeah, I think it's fake, Producer Brad.

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Speaker 9: Everybody knows parrots don't repeat, they improve, So this is

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Speaker 1: This is a fake news story.

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Speaker 3: This is actually a real news story from the Detroit

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Speaker 3: Free Press. Really, a man in Michigan was shot and

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Speaker 3: they brought in his pet parrot to testify. Because the

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Speaker 3: parrot kept saying, don't have him shoot.

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Speaker 7: Because you know what's probably happening.

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Speaker 8: The guy that was getting shot, which is pet's owner,

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Speaker 8: was looking at the guy going don't having shoot me

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Speaker 8: or don't shoot and then the parrot and copies his

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Speaker 8: owner said that, and that's what happened.

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Speaker 2: They actually put it in his official evidence.

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Speaker 1: That's a really amazing, honest, so cool. I guess it's

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Speaker 1: kind of like having a recorder.

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Speaker 2: I mean, how would you know that though?

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Speaker 1: In Detroit.

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Speaker 3: I feel like every parent in Detroit presays that Detroit

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Speaker 3: don't shoot. That's just Detroit, you know,