Speaker 1: Start dat Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn
Speaker 1: buys dat Up. They make it noise, Dat Up Up
Speaker 1: episode the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. That's right. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: a big episode, a huge episode. Uh what makes it big? Well,
Speaker 1: when you rub it, yeah, is that what makes it big.
Speaker 1: It's a big episode because not only are we going
Speaker 1: to reveal the true lyrics of the Fabrize jingle, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say about a dozen people tweeted me that got
Speaker 1: it right, a couple of people got it very wrong yep,
Speaker 1: and one woman guest on her honeymoon. So we'll unveil that,
Speaker 1: and we have a new jingle. By the way, why
Speaker 1: would you why would you take your time at of
Speaker 1: your honeymoon to figure out the Fabrize lyrics and tweet?
Speaker 1: They love our podcast, they do they slice. Hey speaking
Speaker 1: ten millions strong and growing, ten millions strong and growing
Speaker 1: right now, Hey speaking of ten millions strong and growing. Yeah, scary.
Speaker 1: And I noticed the trend that when school returned and
Speaker 1: people went back post pandemic to work come September, there
Speaker 1: has been a dip. You dip, we dip. You put
Speaker 1: your head up on your hip, right, So I'd like
Speaker 1: to believe it's not the quality and the content of
Speaker 1: our podcast. But people have returned to their lives and
Speaker 1: I'm sure they will catch up eventually. And the people
Speaker 1: that are missing aren't hearing the message. Nobody what my messages,
Speaker 1: My messages to those of you that are hardcore, that
Speaker 1: are that are here right there still the very large
Speaker 1: percentage of people that listen religiously and multiple times. Now
Speaker 1: would be a good time to say, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to rest on my lower my laurels.
Speaker 1: The holiday season's coming up. Let's start spreading the word again.
Speaker 1: Start spreading the word the word. You just said the words.
Speaker 1: Let's spread the word the word. Yeah, so the way
Speaker 1: you guys did a year ago and two years ago
Speaker 1: and you told everybody you knew, I'm sure you've made
Speaker 1: new friends post pandemic now. Or you have some relatives
Speaker 1: that you you've made amends with, right, maybe maybe your
Speaker 1: aunt who's like ninety years old and doesn't move a lot,
Speaker 1: maybe her home character and can just put us one
Speaker 1: just prompt in front of her. You know, she'll laugh,
Speaker 1: she'll laugh. She let's listen to like in a hundred
Speaker 1: episodes in a row. It'll keep listening. I read in
Speaker 1: the New England Journal of Medicine that our podcast helps
Speaker 1: older people live longer. It was either that or Sacramento
Speaker 1: b which I think is uh not a real news source,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, like father, like son. My I
Speaker 1: was called called my mom and I was chewing on
Speaker 1: the phone. Which one is your mom, your father, yourself? Well?
Speaker 1: What was about the headline is like father, like son.
Speaker 1: Here is the story my mother. I called my mom
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, what are you doing? And she's like,
Speaker 1: what are you chewing on? Because you know me, I
Speaker 1: eat on the phone, you know, I mean, just ask
Speaker 1: a seventy seven. Seventy seven will tell you what we did.
Speaker 1: We we chew into microphones all the time. So she was,
Speaker 1: what are you eating? I said, oh, I'm eating. I'm
Speaker 1: eating a plate of meatballs. I had left over meat
Speaker 1: balls Brodie, And she goes, you and your father with
Speaker 1: the damn meat balls. I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Because daddy's eating meat balls too. So I'm like, So
Speaker 1: my father and I had the same we were in
Speaker 1: the same wavelength. We didn't have a conversation ahead of time,
Speaker 1: but we were both eating meatballs for dinner. Leftover meatballs. Great,
Speaker 1: we had a bonding moment over meatballs. And and and Brodie,
Speaker 1: I ask you, do you know what the holy grail
Speaker 1: the trifecta of meat balls are. Yeah, of course it's
Speaker 1: it's beef, pork and veal, is correct. Now, A lot
Speaker 1: of people don't know that. A lot of people when
Speaker 1: they eat meat balls, they're just eating beef meatballs, or
Speaker 1: maybe beef and pork. But you need the beef, the
Speaker 1: pork and the veal together, which makes the best to
Speaker 1: meet the ball that you could ever imagine. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: do you know what? Um? Do you know what the
Speaker 1: the holy trinity of most soups? It's um. It's carrots
Speaker 1: celery and carrots celery. And there's another thing in there, Yes,
Speaker 1: there is shit. They call it myer plex, right, they
Speaker 1: call it mirra. Yes, what is the third thing in
Speaker 1: the mirrorlexes where all the theaters like have carrots like
Speaker 1: carrots celery screaming at their phones. It's not califlower, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's cauliflower. Cauliflower would be a dog. It's not cauliflower either, cauliflowers.
Speaker 1: It's much more popular. What am I forgetting? You say?
Speaker 1: And I say, potatoes. Yes, potato is not part of
Speaker 1: the mirror poise. It's part of the mirror plaise. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. No, it's not. I will fight you on it.
Speaker 1: It's something else. Is it? On onions? Mirror plaise? Onions? Yes, onions, onions, onions, celery, carrots.
Speaker 1: That's okay. You know what I'm thinking because when I
Speaker 1: was I used to work at Rolling Roaster, and sheep said,
Speaker 1: Bay Brooklyn. We made a mirror poise, but then we
Speaker 1: added we had carrots and potatoes in the same bag.
Speaker 1: That's what the potatoes. But it's onions, celery and carrots.
Speaker 1: Those three on the basis for an M I R
Speaker 1: E P O I X. That's right. And you know
Speaker 1: what that is, the basis for a lot of soup.
Speaker 1: That's what I That's how I set it up. Stock
Speaker 1: it's it's it's actually used quite a bit and it
Speaker 1: comes together a lot of times comes together. Right now,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm echoing like a bitch because of
Speaker 1: your goddamn equipment. Brody. You know what. I don't hear
Speaker 1: an echo. You don't hear an echo, but it's coming
Speaker 1: out of my mic into your headphones. Hello sounds that
Speaker 1: sounds dirty. Turned Brodie off for a second. Let me
Speaker 1: just I'm gonna rub him. Ye check check check check.
Speaker 1: See it's gone. Brodie's mic is off. There's no echo.
Speaker 1: It sounds great. Brodie's mic is on. And here's the echo.
Speaker 1: I hear it. Yeah, of course not. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: so here an echo. Al Right, it sounds a little
Speaker 1: better anyway. Um. You know, Brodie, I went to a
Speaker 1: very Brooklyn funeral last week and I what they killed
Speaker 1: the person there live. It happened minutes before. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they just threw him in. It sounds like a Brooklyn funeral.
Speaker 1: A buddy of mine, a dear buddy of mine, lost
Speaker 1: his dad. And I'm sorry, you know, but there's there's
Speaker 1: a silver lining to this. Yeah, in the casket and
Speaker 1: the casket. Yeah. But so I went to the wake,
Speaker 1: paid my respects to his dad, and I walked into
Speaker 1: the funeral home. And you know how, a lot of
Speaker 1: times they'll and I don't know if it's if there's
Speaker 1: an Italian thing or a Northeast thing, if this Italian thing,
Speaker 1: A lot of times they make the dead body come
Speaker 1: up through the field. No, they make they make a
Speaker 1: like road they take roses and they make it in
Speaker 1: the shape of a cross, or they take roses, they
Speaker 1: make it in the shape of like a real like
Speaker 1: a wreath, but but not really for Christmas. But it
Speaker 1: also said it's basically and they put the flowers on
Speaker 1: a huge stand. I'm talking. So they don't just send
Speaker 1: vases of flowers, they said, they don't send bouquet's. They said,
Speaker 1: these huge arrangements that they have to put on these
Speaker 1: easels and they sit there and it's usually a heart
Speaker 1: or across made of red roses. All red roses make
Speaker 1: up a heart, right, or a cross of white roses. Okay, Brinie,
Speaker 1: I'm about to send you a picture here and wanna
Speaker 1: do this live on the podcast. I want I want
Speaker 1: your reaction before we describe what it is and if
Speaker 1: we have to pause. I didn't even send you anything. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just anticipating. Sorry, dude, you're you're, you're you're literally
Speaker 1: going to plots. No, no, you are going no. No,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, David Brody, your mouth, your mouth.
Speaker 1: You know, the bodies hit the bodies hit the floor,
Speaker 1: your mouth's gonna drop um and zoom in because these
Speaker 1: aren't small. Well if they if they're not small. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to zoom in. No, no, but you have
Speaker 1: to zoom in to show these are like four or
Speaker 1: five ft tall arrangements. I guess it that was showing
Speaker 1: the personality of the guy who passed away. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you one of them. Is it's not traditional,
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a golf course with it with
Speaker 1: a picture of of a golf club on it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me look. Hold on, Oh come on now, hold on.
Speaker 1: Another one you got Those are roses. Another one is
Speaker 1: a cigar, literally a cigar of roses. Okay, two Before
Speaker 1: you say okay, before you say what this is, let
Speaker 1: me just answer your first question. Is this an Italian thing? Yes?
Speaker 1: If you are not Italian, you're gonna say, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so Italian. And if you are Italian, you're gonna say, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's about right, unless you're an Italian that somehow when
Speaker 1: you came off the boat ended up in Nebraska and
Speaker 1: don't have the East Coast Italian vibe. Okay, the lesser
Speaker 1: of the two, I'm gonna I'm gonna stall with the
Speaker 1: top one. The first one you said, the obviously order. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in the order I think is less offensive.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, interesting one. The first one is a cigar
Speaker 1: made of roses. Are these people that are gonna come
Speaker 1: after me? No? The cigar made of roses, And coming
Speaker 1: out of the cigar is smoke, and in the smoke
Speaker 1: it says dad, all right, I assume it's a big cigar.
Speaker 1: To the other picture, Nope, nope, this is the one
Speaker 1: I want to go to, don't you? Don't you? Then
Speaker 1: there's a guess. It's a stick like a stand, right,
Speaker 1: and it's a five or six ft high hand with
Speaker 1: a ring of flowers around the ring finger right, So
Speaker 1: there's an additional ring of flowers that looks like a ring,
Speaker 1: and the hand is in the shape of a middle finger,
Speaker 1: giving a middle finger to everybody who showed up. It's
Speaker 1: a knuckle giving you the middle finger, as if you're
Speaker 1: looking at it. Yeah, like you're It's like you're looking
Speaker 1: at it. But the entire thing is made of roses, right,
Speaker 1: So that makes it okay. Now you're saying yourself, Brodie,
Speaker 1: how could that have been the least offensive of the two?
Speaker 1: How could that have been the left shocking of the two?
Speaker 1: That seems pretty shocking. He's pretty dude. You second, you
Speaker 1: want everyone, hundreds of people walking into suit and ties
Speaker 1: to pay their respects just to the left of the
Speaker 1: casket and all and all you see, all you see
Speaker 1: is a middle finger saying pretty. I don't understand. That's
Speaker 1: probably you should have been ending on middle finger. That's
Speaker 1: the big finish, right, you have comedic sensibilities. You got
Speaker 1: to end on the middle finger. Oh no, A So
Speaker 1: what the other picture you sent me? It's uh, oh boy,
Speaker 1: it's two different things. So the first one, I guess
Speaker 1: I can understand this. It's a it's a spray painting
Speaker 1: of the gentleman that's no longer with us. And it
Speaker 1: looks like it's a it's a kind of air brush
Speaker 1: you'd see on a T shirt with the carnival. It's
Speaker 1: air brush, very nice. I'm assuming it looks just like him.
Speaker 1: And it's superimposed onto an American flag. That's fine, noting
Speaker 1: wrong with that. Then next to that, on a much
Speaker 1: bigger easel is a By the way, red flags are
Speaker 1: very popular right now. It's the red flag meme that's
Speaker 1: going around. But this is not what this is about.
Speaker 1: It's a red flag which is marking the whole on
Speaker 1: a golf course on a beautiful day with clouds and
Speaker 1: trees and a giant putter which I have to say
Speaker 1: looks like a soup ladle and a ball, so it's
Speaker 1: like it's a scene from a golf course. Must have
Speaker 1: been an avid golfer. I have no problem with that.
Speaker 1: He was now the last easel. Now again, everyone in
Speaker 1: America has a different opinion on what I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna mention it is, but that's not like, that's not
Speaker 1: what I'm talking About'm not about the right to have
Speaker 1: one of these, whether you should have one of these.
Speaker 1: It's the fact that it's made of roses, and it's
Speaker 1: at a funeral exactly right. It may have been the
Speaker 1: cause of death. I don't know, but it is a
Speaker 1: all I wanted to say, four ft high right, because
Speaker 1: on a stand and about five or six ft wide,
Speaker 1: a black and silver handgun made of roses, made of
Speaker 1: rose to the and it's to the right of the
Speaker 1: guy in the casket the dead right. Golf and guns,
Speaker 1: So you gotta fuck you knuckle middle finger on the
Speaker 1: left and you got a gun on the right. Now,
Speaker 1: is that fuck you? To death or is it film?
Speaker 1: Because that was his catchphrase, because he would always tell people,
Speaker 1: you know, fuck you. So so where is this? If
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you know, like when you line emoji's up,
Speaker 1: you have to like figure out what the sentence means.
Speaker 1: Is this fuck you? I'm going golf. If you don't
Speaker 1: like it, I'll shoot you. Or is this fuck you?
Speaker 1: I have a gun and I'm a killer, like who
Speaker 1: played a lot of golf. I gotta I gotta bring
Speaker 1: back his memory. Here he was. He was a decorated
Speaker 1: Vietnam vet with purple hearts. He I know, I know,
Speaker 1: but it ruins the fun you want to talk about.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about a character. And because I'm
Speaker 1: not saying is anything wrong with this? I think the
Speaker 1: middle finger is hilarious. It's just added to the golf thing.
Speaker 1: And then the gun made a rose in a cigar.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of visual when you look at the
Speaker 1: funeral home next to the cast. So the funeral director
Speaker 1: said to my buddy, I've seen a lot of things
Speaker 1: in my time. Here, he goes, but I've never seen
Speaker 1: anything like this. I gotta take some pictures, and my
Speaker 1: friends like, go ahead, he goes. My father My father
Speaker 1: would have loved that. So that's let me say something.
Speaker 1: As a Brooklyn guy, I would have loved to have
Speaker 1: met this man. For ust of all, he's got a
Speaker 1: great sense of humor. Second of all, he's a he's
Speaker 1: a decorated soldier, he says, a marine. I'm sorry, soldier,
Speaker 1: decorated serviceman, a marine. So for that of itself, I'd
Speaker 1: like to meet him. But this is above and beyond.
Speaker 1: I'm dumbfounded. Have you ever seen anything like this in
Speaker 1: your life? And here's the thing. The gun has a
Speaker 1: red ribbon on it. I don't know the significance. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know the Lexus commercials, we bought a Lexus, you
Speaker 1: put the big red ribbon. So he said, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got a present from bant me the gun. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Here's a present for you. But it's not
Speaker 1: the kind of gun you'd have as a marine. It's
Speaker 1: the kind of gun you'd have as a guy on
Speaker 1: the shot gun. It's not a shotgun hand it looks
Speaker 1: like a twenty two caliber pistol. Anyway, The fact that
Speaker 1: this roses and again in tradition, if you don't know
Speaker 1: a call for that, Yeah, Max's roses. Yeah. Um, I'd
Speaker 1: like to do a golf scene very good, you know,
Speaker 1: pottery very good. I'd like to do a cigar are
Speaker 1: oh sure, Dad was average okay, okay, And I'd like
Speaker 1: to do a middle finger and a gun. Hello hello,
Speaker 1: hello hello. Right, and and somebody spent time and precision
Speaker 1: on making this. Um yeah, but I guess listen, money takes.
Speaker 1: Really it's really well done. They're well done too, They're
Speaker 1: not sloppy. And and again normally in that in those
Speaker 1: slots you would see on these easels, a giant heart
Speaker 1: made something a little more Christian across than the gun
Speaker 1: in the middle, white cross with roses and then the
Speaker 1: greenery around it. But instead you get a gun. And
Speaker 1: you know what I gotta say, this guy, uh, he
Speaker 1: lived his life and he must have been a fun guys.
Speaker 1: And you know what they said, his family said, this
Speaker 1: is what he wanted, so he The shame of it
Speaker 1: is that he didn't get to go to his tuner
Speaker 1: and see this, like, you know, I would have been okay,
Speaker 1: like if they knew he was dying and he had
Speaker 1: like a week to live, if they made it and
Speaker 1: let him see it, because this is some quality workmanship,
Speaker 1: the shadowing on the knuckles, the ray on the ring finger,
Speaker 1: although not a pinky ring. So that's I'm less scared now.
Speaker 1: Um oh when he has oh, when he's got an
Speaker 1: American flag in the casket, that's great. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: well that was interesting podcast. Okay, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to keep this any well, we'll keep it for a
Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, So this segment, we're gonna unreveil the
Speaker 1: Fabreeze jingle. I do want to take this opportunity to
Speaker 1: thank the slices for something because, as you guys know,
Speaker 1: I do a Walkers and Talkers podcast where we talk
Speaker 1: about all of the many Walking Dead shows, walking Dead news.
Speaker 1: You guys know, I've mentioned it before and I mentioned
Speaker 1: that we finally have a Walking Dead shirt for our podcast,
Speaker 1: which you can find on Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartail
Speaker 1: dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartail dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. And I've mentioned it a couple of
Speaker 1: times on my other podcast, the Walking Dead podcast Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers, and we we had a bunch of people
Speaker 1: order the shirts. However, when I mentioned it on this podcast,
Speaker 1: we had three times as many orders for the shirt
Speaker 1: from this podcast. So thank you slices who are crossover
Speaker 1: talent who go or fans of both, or maybe you
Speaker 1: just want to support me, in which case double thank you.
Speaker 1: In case you like, why is he promoting me walk
Speaker 1: in and Talkers podcast? Because I know you guys do
Speaker 1: the right thing and hooked me up. Thank you. Now
Speaker 1: we do have some special things. Keep your eyes on
Speaker 1: the merch store. Some things are coming soon, but not
Speaker 1: some thing new merch coming soon. Yeah, you know those
Speaker 1: commercials this holiday season, we'll be saying that. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: be saying that. Oh, I'm so excited. Our boy Matt again,
Speaker 1: he's dude, he is, He's a genius. First of all,
Speaker 1: he heard the episode. We didn't even ask him, and
Speaker 1: he emails us, goes here, boys, here's some here's some roughs.
Speaker 1: What do you think? And I was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what, I like that. I would change that. I'd
Speaker 1: like that to change that scores like, I like that,
Speaker 1: I would change the color on that. And the next day, boom,
Speaker 1: boom boom, it's all time like, oh my god, oh
Speaker 1: my god. This holiday season, get a loved one. You'll
Speaker 1: find out all right, you know what, um I made
Speaker 1: a purchase I'm very proud of myself. Not a Scamboni,
Speaker 1: but I did. I did everything by the book, and
Speaker 1: I ended up doing really well for myself. So I
Speaker 1: wanted to share there with everyone. I needed new plastic
Speaker 1: strong storage racks from my basement, okay, and I can
Speaker 1: only fit in my basement four shelf high shelves. A
Speaker 1: lot of racks come five shelves, but I got the
Speaker 1: four shelf. And when you buy the four shelves, if
Speaker 1: you buy enough of them, what happens is you have
Speaker 1: extra legs and shelves to build another rack stand. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was a home improvement. That's well, I'm organizing the basement.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, getting making a little more space because
Speaker 1: I had an extra couch down here that I sold,
Speaker 1: and I have all that space now with a big
Speaker 1: sectional couches no longer. So I bought the I was
Speaker 1: gonna buy three racks, but I bought two racks. I
Speaker 1: built them four and four, got them at home depot,
Speaker 1: and when I opened them, each shelf had a cracked shelf.
Speaker 1: Of the five four good one cracked like chunks of
Speaker 1: plastic out of them. They must have been dropped or
Speaker 1: banged and shipping whatever. Anyway, when you buy plastic shelving
Speaker 1: like this, inevitably most of them, there's a piece of
Speaker 1: paper inside that says stop, do not return to store.
Speaker 1: If there are parts missing or anything is damaged, call us,
Speaker 1: email us right or go to our website and let
Speaker 1: us know and we will replace free of charge. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So I have the four and the four, and I
Speaker 1: have the two broken shelves that uh and and now
Speaker 1: when you get the shelves, you also get little caps
Speaker 1: for the top and little legs for the bottom. Well,
Speaker 1: you can't buy them. So I just when I when
Speaker 1: I invoiced for the two broken shelves, I asked if
Speaker 1: I could please get an extra set of the caps
Speaker 1: and the legs, and they responded back, yes, and your
Speaker 1: two shelves are on the way. Great. So now the
Speaker 1: five and five is now four and four. I had
Speaker 1: two extra shelves right from that, right, and now I'm
Speaker 1: getting two shelves replaced to cracked ones that I put
Speaker 1: black tape over because they're black shelves. And now my
Speaker 1: five and five will be four, four and four. So
Speaker 1: I've got three racks with a couple of cracks, and
Speaker 1: that's what they said, if their cracked, callus will send
Speaker 1: them new ones. So now the price of two, I've
Speaker 1: got three. So I'm very happy. I'm very excited. That's all.
Speaker 1: It's a minor little thing, but it's it's one of
Speaker 1: those where you know what, because the difference in price
Speaker 1: between the four shelf and the five shelve is nominal.
Speaker 1: So if you buy a couple of fives and make
Speaker 1: them four's, you get extra legs and shelves, so you
Speaker 1: get an extra rack. Genius, Gus, I just dropped my
Speaker 1: mic hold on you are you are? You're ahead of
Speaker 1: your mind? Equipment is terribly I can hear like a
Speaker 1: banging sound. You're good, You're good? Are you excited for
Speaker 1: the for the New York City Wine and Food Festival
Speaker 1: we have coming up? And just you know, on the days,
Speaker 1: it reminds me of something. Do you remember, oh about
Speaker 1: six seven years ago? You know, Scary always do that
Speaker 1: that really intensive diet where you don't eat anything bad
Speaker 1: and fried and very January. Every January first quarter, Scary
Speaker 1: goes into that mode where he loses forty pounds in
Speaker 1: thirty days or something like fat loss. Hit the jingle,
Speaker 1: hit the jingle, Now was scary. I could be helping people.
Speaker 1: You don't know that. Yes, okay, I could be helping people. Yes,
Speaker 1: with my that's well, that's right. Right now I'm doing
Speaker 1: M sculpt neo, which is completely and again hit the
Speaker 1: other jingle again, you bitch, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Hit to the jing You just slipped it out of
Speaker 1: client in that scary What am I talking about? Now?
Speaker 1: You play dumb? That's the new angle. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you mean. I don't know. I'm just saying stop,
Speaker 1: stop it, don't mention. Doorbell cameras just stopped. All I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say is no, no. I'm supposed to get results
Speaker 1: in the next couple of weeks, and I want to report.
Speaker 1: I'm going to report back to everybody. Okay. So I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you to show you all about six or
Speaker 1: seven years ago, in the middle, in the middle of
Speaker 1: the height of ski ees unbelievable cleans of of eating healthy,
Speaker 1: we went to an Italian restaurant called um Looks Docks
Speaker 1: in Staten Island. Our dear friend Kim Kim. The place
Speaker 1: is no longer there, but they have. They had unbelievable
Speaker 1: Italian food and they had a fried giant meat ball
Speaker 1: that was stuffed with riccotta cheese. I think it was
Speaker 1: Chicken Parma Palooza, if I remember. That was the name
Speaker 1: of the event, and it was all things chicken parm
Speaker 1: And then there was this reverse chicken farm upside down
Speaker 1: chicken parm It was a chicken parm meat ball, and
Speaker 1: Scary sat there eating lettuce like nothing. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the way. It was nothing. He didn't have any palm
Speaker 1: and he was just he was being a good kid,
Speaker 1: just going, Oh, imagine the greatest food, and you're like,
Speaker 1: you could have like your your food just everywhere, and
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the end of the table away from everybody. Right.
Speaker 1: He had to get up and like walk away once
Speaker 1: or twice, but he did great. So when you ask
Speaker 1: me how I feel about Friday a month ago, I
Speaker 1: would have told you I'm very excited. But I am
Speaker 1: doing very well on my on my newfound healthy eating kick,
Speaker 1: and I'm down a decent amount of weight. Oh, are
Speaker 1: we gonna see less of you on Friday night? Well,
Speaker 1: here's here's what I'll say to you. Do I do
Speaker 1: I want to mention how much I'll be down by Friday?
Speaker 1: Or should I just just wait until next time. I
Speaker 1: kind of want I think we should give the slices
Speaker 1: the preview here. Well, how about you tell me? Why
Speaker 1: don't I'll tell you what? How about this? How about
Speaker 1: you see me Friday and then next week you have
Speaker 1: to guess how much you think I lost? Well, since
Speaker 1: when did we start this? Three weeks ago? Roughly three
Speaker 1: weeks ago. So we're gonna be about We're gonna be
Speaker 1: close to four weeks when I see you on Friday
Speaker 1: and a half. Yes, So what would your guest Are
Speaker 1: you going down to? Are you going to your old pants?
Speaker 1: Are you going to the back of the racks? I
Speaker 1: I never changed pants sizes. I just bought American Eagle
Speaker 1: elastic pants. The stretch, the flexi flexi fleximnam they they
Speaker 1: stretched with me. You have the ones you have the pullarways. No,
Speaker 1: they don't have no no, no, no, no, no no pants.
Speaker 1: They have a little flex material in the in the waist.
Speaker 1: You don't see it, but they kind of like give
Speaker 1: a little bit, give a little bit. So, uh, I
Speaker 1: only So here's the thing. I lost a lot of
Speaker 1: weight in two thousand twelve. I remember that, right. We
Speaker 1: did weight watchers as a show I'm really proud of you,
Speaker 1: I really am. This is great. And I kept it
Speaker 1: off probably for four or five years, and then slowly
Speaker 1: it was like, you know how the plateau is, right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make up numbers. Now you're at one. I'm
Speaker 1: out of one forty. You're at one forty right here
Speaker 1: at one forty three. You live in life. At one
Speaker 1: forty three, over eat some Chinese for your six. But
Speaker 1: you're like, then you get to one nine, You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm still in the one fifty. Then you get you
Speaker 1: have a big meal, you go to a buffet, you're
Speaker 1: like one fifty one, but you're like a funk it.
Speaker 1: I'm only like a pounded to get back onto one.
Speaker 1: Get back over all of a sudden, you're comfortable in
Speaker 1: the one fifties. You're like, it's not even noticeable. So
Speaker 1: you're trying and say it crept up on you. And
Speaker 1: so now you So I gained back maybe of the
Speaker 1: way I had lost back in two twelve. Right, So
Speaker 1: my goal is to get back and maybe even better,
Speaker 1: even better to pass. This journey is just begun. So
Speaker 1: when we see Friday and so still a work in progress,
Speaker 1: I would say to you um, let me see hold on,
Speaker 1: I am halfway to my two thousand twelve. Wait. Good
Speaker 1: for you, Brodie, Brodie, that's really impressive. You didn't share
Speaker 1: that like you love you, Rodrigo. Good no, no, you
Speaker 1: and Brodie we and and let me just tell the
Speaker 1: slices we did not speak about this. This is learning
Speaker 1: about this live on this podcast right now. So I
Speaker 1: haven't gone to a a doctor of anything, but it's
Speaker 1: working for me. And I'm eating things I wouldn't normally eat,
Speaker 1: which I talked to you about it being salad and
Speaker 1: hummus and chicken breast. I woul playing chicken for you again.
Speaker 1: But I also i'm cheating a little bit like I made.
Speaker 1: You know what I did last night? I made myself
Speaker 1: a chicken turkey I'm sorry, a chicken sausage lasagna with
Speaker 1: low fat cheeses and uh. And I had a third
Speaker 1: of what I would normally eat if I was like,
Speaker 1: oh it's good, I feel good about it. And I
Speaker 1: supplemented with some nectarines or whatever, clementines whatever. So um, okay,
Speaker 1: my phone, I'm excited, but I'm I'm not gonna eat
Speaker 1: like I would normally. My phone is listening to me
Speaker 1: as this is happening. You can't make this ship up. No,
Speaker 1: not a client, not a client. I got a text
Speaker 1: message from Eat Clean Bro, sir, up to your off
Speaker 1: your next three orders. Swear to God, Brody the Texas here.
Speaker 1: I will fucking screenshot it. This can in. As we're
Speaker 1: talking about this, my phone is eavesdropping on us. Okay,
Speaker 1: because the Clean Bro they have delicious food, really do,
Speaker 1: and and it's very uh I'm gonna clean Bro. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not a lot of chemicals and and thick sauces,
Speaker 1: and it's good, but it's not low fat. It's not
Speaker 1: low calorie. And I made that mistake the first time
Speaker 1: they brought it up. But I'm like, oh man, eat
Speaker 1: Clean Bro. They're like, yeah, it's healthy, which is it's healthier.
Speaker 1: So I kind of like piled up on it. And
Speaker 1: then I piled up on it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's very delicious, but it's healthier. And I'm not a doctor,
Speaker 1: so don't quote me on that. It's just you're not
Speaker 1: You are not a doctor. But I play one on
Speaker 1: TV and I stayed in holiday in Express Brodie. I
Speaker 1: can't believe is all these years I'm thinking that you're
Speaker 1: the one responsible for America's diets. That's right. Good thing
Speaker 1: I'm not because we're an obese nation as a nation.
Speaker 1: Oh that could be our film obist nation. I feel
Speaker 1: like we can make a move you about this. Do
Speaker 1: you think, um gynecologists that are that that specialized in
Speaker 1: larger women are obest u n s not stuck? Let
Speaker 1: that sink in. We were gonna do the for Breeze
Speaker 1: jingle that you weren't supposed to hit. The we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it. We're gonna do it. We don't. We were
Speaker 1: just we're just moving along. We got time. We have
Speaker 1: time to do that, make plenty of time. I got
Speaker 1: something that's gonna take a little while, so I want
Speaker 1: to make sure we have time for that. We definitely
Speaker 1: do uh. The other thing I wanted to bring up though,
Speaker 1: as we we head into this is do you ever
Speaker 1: feel like you have like a sixth sense? Because I
Speaker 1: have a sixth sense when it comes to sitting at
Speaker 1: a table, you see dead people where people are no
Speaker 1: my sixth senses, I see people knocking knocking glasses over
Speaker 1: with their hand gestures before it happens. This has happened
Speaker 1: now for a good two or three times to me,
Speaker 1: most recently with my girlfriend. Yeah, you telling me that
Speaker 1: you see people, probably Italian, you're an Italian wedding, talking
Speaker 1: wildly with their hands, and you have the sixth sense?
Speaker 1: Do you have, eesp You couldn't predict that they're flailing
Speaker 1: hands are going to knock over a glass on a table,
Speaker 1: And so I say, and I save it. I save
Speaker 1: it by graving the glass and I moved it to
Speaker 1: the middle of the table. I do it so much, Brodie,
Speaker 1: so no one will ever know you are right. Okay,
Speaker 1: So my girlfriend I got into a fight about this
Speaker 1: because every time we go to braunch to go to dinner,
Speaker 1: she talks with her hands a lot, and she keeps
Speaker 1: her wine glass or whatever glass close to the edge
Speaker 1: of the table and she's always talking. So I always
Speaker 1: stop what she's doing. She's always talking. That's I take
Speaker 1: the glass and I moved it to the middle of
Speaker 1: the table, away from her, and she goes. You would
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna what do you think I'm knocking over?
Speaker 1: You think I'm knocking it over. I'm not gonna knock
Speaker 1: it over. I'm like Robin, trust me, it's gonna. I
Speaker 1: could see it's gonna happen. But before I protected you
Speaker 1: from that happening. I prevented it because I brought the
Speaker 1: glass to the middle. Had I not, you would have
Speaker 1: knocked it over. So she's like bullshit. And we've had
Speaker 1: this argument several times. Brodie, please your headphones. Oh my god, hello, hello,
Speaker 1: I'm coming back at me. Oh my god, it's terrible.
Speaker 1: We gotta get back for the mic further away. But
Speaker 1: I don't even know anyway. So so we were out
Speaker 1: Saturday night and we were at this restaurant restaurant, and
Speaker 1: we were hanging out together at it, and and she
Speaker 1: we were having wine, and there it was the wine glass.
Speaker 1: And then she was talking and she was going and
Speaker 1: her hands were moving and she had red wine, and
Speaker 1: I saw it about to happen. But if remembering how
Speaker 1: we fought about it in the past and argued, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not moving the glass this time. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit here because I just know and
Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm thinking, oh my god, please don't
Speaker 1: knock over the glass. Please don't knock over the glass.
Speaker 1: And we're talking and we're talking. Sure enough, she swipes
Speaker 1: accidentally at the glass. The glass falls on the floor, breaks,
Speaker 1: and and then the waiters come running over like what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on over here? The wine glass breaks,
Speaker 1: all the wine goes all over the floor. She fucking
Speaker 1: knocked the glass on the floor, and I said, ah ha,
Speaker 1: see my brain told me to move the glass to
Speaker 1: the middle of the table to get away from your
Speaker 1: flowling arms into your hand gestures. But because of our
Speaker 1: previous conversation, I wasn't gonna do that this time. And
Speaker 1: look what happens. The glass breaks. Do you have a
Speaker 1: sixth sense like this? No, it's called common sense. Well
Speaker 1: if you if you if listen, if if someone was
Speaker 1: sitting there with no arms and you you your sixth
Speaker 1: cents was they were gonna lean over and knock it
Speaker 1: over with their nose, I'd say, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: are the lottery numbers for tomorrow? But you predicted that
Speaker 1: at a wedding where everyone's cramped together or or you know,
Speaker 1: and and his glasses everywhere, that that arms flying around
Speaker 1: and got knock anna glass over. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: I just have this this. I went to a NASCAR
Speaker 1: event and before it started, I had a premonition that
Speaker 1: all the cars were gonna go around in a circle
Speaker 1: counterclockwise as drawn. Behold, one of them made a right turn. Unbelievable,
Speaker 1: but that's how you play the game. So in this case, no,
Speaker 1: that's how you play NASCAR. That's how that that's how
Speaker 1: it works. That's the contest. Everyone drives left. I had
Speaker 1: a feeling the Mets were not gonna win the world. Seriously,
Speaker 1: it happened. These are these are not pres You're trying
Speaker 1: to compare this to that, and it's not working. If
Speaker 1: you want credit for saying for for predicting something that
Speaker 1: was bound to happen. At every wedding, at every table,
Speaker 1: people flail the arms. Of course they're gonna not get over.
Speaker 1: I saw a guy doing jumping Jack's on the edge
Speaker 1: of a building and he I knew he was gonna
Speaker 1: fall and unbelievable. Wow, I speak to the guy who fell.
Speaker 1: Did you see the guy who fell from six stories?
Speaker 1: He tried to commit suicide, jumped off the ledge of
Speaker 1: a building in Jersey City and landed on the hood
Speaker 1: of a BMW. It broke his fall and he walked away. Well,
Speaker 1: he didn't walk away, I mean they had a caramut
Speaker 1: on stretcher. But he survived. I how bad, how how
Speaker 1: down and your look are you that you're trying to
Speaker 1: kill yourself and you can't even succeed at that. Well,
Speaker 1: I'd say that's, you know, probably not the first time
Speaker 1: he's failed at something. But imagine that thank god he's
Speaker 1: gonna look back at this moment to be like, thank
Speaker 1: god that he's gonna try again. I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: bad for the guy, not that he failed. I feel
Speaker 1: bad for the guy that he wanted to do that.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. It's gotta be like, imagine he writes
Speaker 1: letters to his loved ones and he quits his job.
Speaker 1: He's like, go funk yourself. And then he goes home
Speaker 1: and he gives away all his valuables on the desk
Speaker 1: and walks out right. He donates all his money, so
Speaker 1: he times everything perfectly, and he's like, by, by what shit,
Speaker 1: I'm still here now. He has no money for the
Speaker 1: medical bills, no coverage from his job because he quit.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's gonna steamroll guy like that in the
Speaker 1: bad shape. He probably want to take his own Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, but no, I'm happy he's alive, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure that I'm sure he's going to rethink it all
Speaker 1: and and come out of this thankful, thankful that because
Speaker 1: life is precious. Yeah, I want to apologize. I got
Speaker 1: carried away there, Um, okay, it's it's it's not anything
Speaker 1: to joke about. The man is very unhappy and it's
Speaker 1: unfortunate for the car owner, unfortunate for the man that
Speaker 1: he that. But you know what, I'm hoping for his sake,
Speaker 1: he looks at this as an opportunity to turn his
Speaker 1: life around, and maybe he meets the right person in
Speaker 1: the hospital, a kind nurse or a doctor, someone that
Speaker 1: that befriends him, makes him feel better about him situations.
Speaker 1: So let's let's hope for the best. Fan. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was a crazy story. Oh listen, I
Speaker 1: want you to go into we want to talk event
Speaker 1: for Briefting in a second here, But I did want
Speaker 1: to give you guys an update. Thank you all for
Speaker 1: sending all the stories on the update of Barney the Bull,
Speaker 1: because I've mentioned it several times in the podcast. That
Speaker 1: was he got call saved and he's already hamburger again. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: pro he stopped that, sending him to a sanctuary where
Speaker 1: he were forever. That's where it's sanctuary. The same where
Speaker 1: my first dog is the same farm. Dude. They say
Speaker 1: that he's going to be sp aired. He was supposed
Speaker 1: to be chopped up a little time spare ribbed roy.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. I need to believe that Barnie the
Speaker 1: Bull is being looked after until the end of his life.
Speaker 1: Spar m is usually parked. Don't tweet me. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: gonna be looked after. Absolutely. You don't think that they
Speaker 1: took the thing to it anyway, but I appreciate the slices.
Speaker 1: Set me the story they captured Barnie the Bill Finally Bill,
Speaker 1: I hope he's well, but I'm also preferred he was
Speaker 1: a medium rare. So I heard the cow jumped off
Speaker 1: a building and landed on a on a car. He
Speaker 1: jumped over the moon, Yes, and he ran away with
Speaker 1: the spoon and they still got him anyway. So let's
Speaker 1: get this out of the way. I want to give
Speaker 1: a special shout out. Hold on, let me pull up
Speaker 1: her her account. Um, we could talk to every I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean god, we could do a roll call shoutouts.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at all the tweets I mentioned her. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna mention I don't know if this is her
Speaker 1: new name of hers is the first person that came
Speaker 1: through with this. No sure would you listen to the
Speaker 1: coast for entertaining Alison Strasser? She writes or wrote, Brody,
Speaker 1: I'm behind on the podcast this week. I got married
Speaker 1: Friday and it's been a whirlwind weekend. I'm giving you
Speaker 1: that backstory, so you don't think I've been sitting here
Speaker 1: googling for the last three days. L O L. I'm
Speaker 1: busy unpacking suitcases, listening to the podcast, and now I
Speaker 1: can't stop singing the Fabreeze commercial thanks to you. But
Speaker 1: I think I figured it out. Is it rehab Clean
Speaker 1: for Breeze? How am I supposed to wait until Thursday?
Speaker 1: The internet has no information? Alison the minute she landed
Speaker 1: from her honeymoon, listen to the podcast as she and
Speaker 1: she had to tweet us at that moment. Yep, and
Speaker 1: unfortunately Allison got it wrong. Yeah, what was it again?
Speaker 1: Was her? She wrote, rehab Clean for Breeze. So let
Speaker 1: me play the real j Goldman. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, I gotta turn on the old volume up
Speaker 1: on here, the old volume. You're lightly warn't clothing Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's let's let's sing rehab, rehab clean fa breeze
Speaker 1: and see if it sounds right right, It eliminates voters
Speaker 1: and it refreshes your lightly warn't clothing now that you
Speaker 1: said it could it could sound like it, but doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. What does it even mean when you
Speaker 1: put those words together? Well you rehab clean like you,
Speaker 1: That is stretch. But I appreciate um, you know, her eagerness,
Speaker 1: her enthusiasm to come off her honeymoon for this. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, so many people did tweet us and get
Speaker 1: it right. I mean, I don't know if we even
Speaker 1: have the roll call of all the people that got
Speaker 1: it right, but so many of you tweeted us. We
Speaker 1: appreciate you, We see you out there. Um. Well, Jamie
Speaker 1: Hebner says she she's sure, but most people, you John,
Speaker 1: Jamie Hepner got it, She got it. Um, I mean
Speaker 1: we can go on. Christopher Traverse, Christopher Traverse fabreeze jingle?
Speaker 1: Is is it? We happily for breeze? We happily for breeze?
Speaker 1: Not right? No? Not Christine my Orga got it right. Um,
Speaker 1: so did Eliza. She's better not be this. She got
Speaker 1: it right, though, Shinnigan. There's so many people here anyway.
Speaker 1: That's just Nelson Nelson Abrams, thank you so much for that.
Speaker 1: I see you Nelson Abrams, alright, and I see you.
Speaker 1: You know Angel Hurst so scary. Be honest, before you
Speaker 1: read the tweets, did you have any clue what they
Speaker 1: were saying? No, no, no, no clue. Not not a clue.
Speaker 1: So should I play one more time? Playing more time,
Speaker 1: eliminate voters and refreshes you're late. We weren't clothing. I
Speaker 1: still think it says, uh, we have breeze fans. That's
Speaker 1: that's but the real lyrics average game er, Dad, I
Speaker 1: see you. You got it right to Yeah, that's shady
Speaker 1: jub so it's ready when I tell you're gonna go,
Speaker 1: that's not what it says. Breathe happy for breeze. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here it is breathe happy for breeze. So the
Speaker 1: inflections all messed up. Here we go clothing quick try missed.
Speaker 1: It eliminates voters, it refreshes your lately weren't clothing breeze.
Speaker 1: First of all, it doesn't sound like that. Secondly, how
Speaker 1: could you take the word happy and chop it up
Speaker 1: that way and bring the inflection b happy. It's st right,
Speaker 1: you know what. But you can take a jingle like
Speaker 1: that and reward it right, Yes we can. The book
Speaker 1: boscast We will be back. Hope you guys enjoyed that
Speaker 1: the jingle before the commercial, jingle before the commercial. We
Speaker 1: now have a new one in rotation. How if you
Speaker 1: think you know what the lyrics to that war, feel
Speaker 1: free to tweet scary this one is. Yeah, but this
Speaker 1: one is clear as day, clear as that's right. I
Speaker 1: made sure of it. I made sure of it. So
Speaker 1: all right, I want to tell you about the football
Speaker 1: game I went to where I sat behind the worst people.
Speaker 1: So my daughter is a college cheerleader, my middle daughter,
Speaker 1: and so I drove up to the Boonies rural, rural, rural, rural,
Speaker 1: not far from the area I told you, had all
Speaker 1: the political flags on the houses, the size of the houses,
Speaker 1: and uh I sat at the game, had good seats,
Speaker 1: and I sat behind two guys, two guys, two guys.
Speaker 1: So before I tell you the two guys stories, I
Speaker 1: want to tell you about a girl who was up
Speaker 1: on the So we were on the on the bleachers,
Speaker 1: and then behind the bleachers was like a walkway. And
Speaker 1: so after a touchdown, what does the kicker, do go,
Speaker 1: it's a field goal for the point extra the extra point?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wait after a touchdown? What you say
Speaker 1: after a touch were you the girl at the game
Speaker 1: after the touchdown? Yea? The kicker tries to kick a
Speaker 1: an extra point? Thank you? An extra point? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but like you just did a minute ago. Because the
Speaker 1: field goal is is three points, right, the girl yells out,
Speaker 1: go get that field goal, kick that field goal. So
Speaker 1: that's when you're making a three point try. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. So the two common common mistake. Yes, I
Speaker 1: want to tell you the I would tell who the
Speaker 1: two guys where I sat behind at the football game.
Speaker 1: I sat, repeats himself, guy who was the guy on
Speaker 1: the left, and guy who knows everything but knows nothing?
Speaker 1: Guy right? So the repeats himself, guy was. He's he's
Speaker 1: doing all that, he's he's giving you the play by play, right,
Speaker 1: So he's it looks like there looks like they're playing
Speaker 1: the high safety there. It's playing the high safety. That's
Speaker 1: what he's doing. He's playing the high safety. That's what
Speaker 1: he's doing. Right. What does that mean? It just means
Speaker 1: that the safety is playing back further to allow for
Speaker 1: the underneath pass and it gives him a chance to
Speaker 1: to uh to roam around and it doesn't mean these
Speaker 1: are the details of football attention to right, cover two
Speaker 1: and man and zone. I don't want to get into that.
Speaker 1: He had to repeat himself over and over again. They're
Speaker 1: gonna run the ball here, They're they're definitely running it
Speaker 1: right right, and sin his friends going yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got he's oh yeah, yeah, he's running it. He's running it. Yep,
Speaker 1: he's running it. He ran it, Yep, he ran it.
Speaker 1: Play action pass right. So that's repeat guy. The other
Speaker 1: guy is guy who knows everything but knows nothing. Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy is is calling out all the coverages, all
Speaker 1: the plays and criticizing the coach. Coach does doing. The
Speaker 1: coach does nothing. This coach is terribles, coaches terrible sounds
Speaker 1: like everybody that's sent around me at a giant game ever. Right,
Speaker 1: So he's criticizing the coach, right, but he's he's doing
Speaker 1: like he's like, oh, look they're gonna plat he comes
Speaker 1: to jet sweep, what are they doing? Oh? Come on,
Speaker 1: he started to pass. He couldn't pass him. That's a
Speaker 1: run play everything. And so then all every place like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're gonna blitz here. Look there blitz formation and it
Speaker 1: wasn't blitz. There's communication in the secondary. Right and then
Speaker 1: and then so repeats himself, guys like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: think that's what it is. That's not what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's what it is. Not what it is. Right,
Speaker 1: So the two of them are driving me crazy. So
Speaker 1: then every time, every time, um, every time a player
Speaker 1: gets injured. Uh, the guy who knows everything guy, he says,
Speaker 1: he's faking it on the other team. Right, this guy's
Speaker 1: trying out for an Academy award. He's not hurt, he's
Speaker 1: not hurt. They carry the guy off, the first guy
Speaker 1: that he's limping, right, they go, he's faking it. Now,
Speaker 1: there's no reason to faking it. Was like it was
Speaker 1: the last thirty seconds, right, so there's no for me
Speaker 1: to go. Like, the bleachers are filled. So the guys
Speaker 1: the second guy gets injured, he's like, oh, come, he's
Speaker 1: faking it. He's faking it. Get out a faker. Didn't
Speaker 1: you bring it you? No? So the guy's yelling faker. Right.
Speaker 1: They brought the golf cart out to take the guy
Speaker 1: off the field. Party goes, I guess he wasn't faking it.
Speaker 1: He goes. The guy goes, he's still probably faking it.
Speaker 1: He's still faking it. What is he thinking? They took
Speaker 1: him over the golf card. So then they're talking about
Speaker 1: the game. Now, these guys were fans of the other team, right,
Speaker 1: they were sitting on the wrong side. They should have
Speaker 1: been at the visitors side. So the guy goes, how
Speaker 1: about that game last week against blah blah blah. He goes, uh,
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, yeah, he said, Uh, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I heard there was a big fight. And the guy goes, oh,
Speaker 1: huge way lee way. Yeah, that's some kind of gen
Speaker 1: Z jargon that we have. No, No, it's wrong for
Speaker 1: Melee is what it is? Oh like a made up word? No?
Speaker 1: Know it all? Guy who knows everything but knows nothing?
Speaker 1: Cold it away, lay, there's a huge How old these guys,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fifty All these are old men. I
Speaker 1: don't they were old? Here? I am thinking that these
Speaker 1: are like like like like teenagers are just out of college.
Speaker 1: What have said? No, they were parents at the game. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're like brothers of the kids playing. All right, never mind,
Speaker 1: all right, so I have a whole different take on
Speaker 1: these guys. Now. Yeah, it was two guys that that
Speaker 1: were the sitting and they were making a drinking jokes
Speaker 1: the whole game, like references like oh man, I wish
Speaker 1: I had brought my Scotch, Oh man, I finished a flask.
Speaker 1: On the right over This is Statler and Waldorf in
Speaker 1: the uppet balcony right right, it's oh yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: goes all flask, Yeah, flask, I should have brought my flask.
Speaker 1: Good thing with the flask. Yeah, Like, stop repeating yourself,
Speaker 1: you know I need to. And by the way, he
Speaker 1: didn't have like turetts or anything. He was just the
Speaker 1: kind of guy who wanted to say things to make
Speaker 1: sure he got hurt. I need to believe that if
Speaker 1: you and I were sitting in a game, we would
Speaker 1: be doing something similar and we would be some part
Speaker 1: of someone else's story on their baby, but we'd be funnier.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't believe he's no, he's faking it. He's
Speaker 1: faking it. Barely touched him. And the guy's waving for
Speaker 1: the card, the guy like the medic, the team guy
Speaker 1: that like you know it comes over, he's like waving
Speaker 1: the car. He's like, oh, come on with the sound.
Speaker 1: The sound, he said, come on with the cart, come on,
Speaker 1: come on with the car, Come on with the car.
Speaker 1: You're faking it. Come ont. I love it, I love it.
Speaker 1: But this is the These are the sights and the
Speaker 1: sounds of the game. Did they break out into it
Speaker 1: Let's go Brandon? Chance? No? What is that? Let's go Brandon? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is? All right, don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. What is it? Don't tweet me. It's okay.
Speaker 1: It was It's just a chance that's going around. Let's
Speaker 1: go Brandon. Let's let's go Brandon. You should start screaming
Speaker 1: at it at the games. I'm sure they look at
Speaker 1: you funny. It's it's what all the kids are doing now,
Speaker 1: the kids wearing the easiest go you texter. This morning
Speaker 1: you everyone who tweeted and texted in about the Easies
Speaker 1: and who loved the jingle the song parody? Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you see that? That what we played that last week?
Speaker 1: Did you see the tweets going by on the morning
Speaker 1: show today? They're creeping their way into the big show.
Speaker 1: Everything said, they were like the good going scary. I
Speaker 1: showed my Easies on camera yesterday during the fifteen minute
Speaker 1: morning show podcast You Dead, You Dead. I'm gonna stand
Speaker 1: by the fact that I bought them sheerly because of
Speaker 1: the most comfortable seat sneaker on the market and for
Speaker 1: no other reason, not for status. Right, Kanye has figured
Speaker 1: out the art of the comfortable sneaker somehow, Yeah, team yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Um so I need some, I need some. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need some real estate. Let me know what to happen.
Speaker 1: Well after the next commercial break, it's all you and
Speaker 1: that because I know you have a very long rant.
Speaker 1: This has been building since July. July. Okay, not a problem.
Speaker 1: I mean listen, I mean we're here. We're here to rant.
Speaker 1: We're here to We're here to We're here to rant.
Speaker 1: This this one, this one's a multiple pager. By the way,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I got Elvis to to go to
Speaker 1: Chipotle today and yesterday and get the brisket. If you
Speaker 1: guys watch and again, speaking of football, that's where I
Speaker 1: was turned onto this last Sunday Chippole started running. Turned
Speaker 1: on by Brisket, not not a sponsor, by the way,
Speaker 1: and by the way, this could be Barney the Bull
Speaker 1: in the form of brisket. We don't know, but but
Speaker 1: Chippole has this commercials where they do these extra close ups,
Speaker 1: like super close ups on the slicing of fresh brisket,
Speaker 1: and they have it at Chipotle and I made me
Speaker 1: immediately salivated want to go to Chipotle. I talked about
Speaker 1: it on the Morning show. It caused Elvis to go
Speaker 1: to Chipotle and get the Chipotle the brick the brick
Speaker 1: brisket tacos. However, I need to believe that it is
Speaker 1: as good as the commercial people have told me that
Speaker 1: that went there and I and somebody I know who
Speaker 1: works there said, oh, believe me. We make the brisket
Speaker 1: fresh every morning, so they make brisket in there. I
Speaker 1: want to know from those slices, if you tried it,
Speaker 1: what do you think about it. I have not been
Speaker 1: there yet, but man, since last Sunday, I've been craving it.
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to stop. I wonder how good this
Speaker 1: fucking brisket is. How good is it? Just just sorting
Speaker 1: that out there? Is there something that you want, like
Speaker 1: a review from from some of the slices on something
Speaker 1: that you didn't get to try yet, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: we know the brisket. Actually, the minute my wife saw
Speaker 1: the commercial, she texted me and said, Chipotle has got brisket, right,
Speaker 1: she knows. I'm a brisket guy. I gotta like brisket now.
Speaker 1: I like I like other meats more, but brisket is like,
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. I'll have to try that. That's I have.
Speaker 1: That's it. I have to try meat, you know. But
Speaker 1: I'm not trying it. You're not trying not doing it
Speaker 1: right now? No? Why not? Because you're in the middle
Speaker 1: of your I'm I'm meeting healthy I mean clean brod.
Speaker 1: It's the new brody. Um, that's the original Brody. I
Speaker 1: I lost. I was wayward where myself I've been found?
Speaker 1: Um So, somebody who is this that sent this to us?
Speaker 1: This is hysteric? Uh, Jason Romano, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for pointing this. His name sounds like a cheese. That's
Speaker 1: how hungry. Really? Yeah, I guess this was a some
Speaker 1: kind of a graphic that they made for World Diabetes Day.
Speaker 1: Oh this is this is joined Macy's believers and celebrates
Speaker 1: the department the Heroes. They're basically celebrating World Diabetes Day
Speaker 1: by handing out free ConA ice. Do you know what
Speaker 1: that is. It's sugar, sugar water. They're handing out sugar
Speaker 1: to people on Diabetes Day. Now, ConA is the company.
Speaker 1: Unlike in Philadelphia where they call it water ice. ConA
Speaker 1: is not a type of ice. It's the company. Why
Speaker 1: would you do that? What are you fucking doing? It's
Speaker 1: freaking It's National Diabetes World Diabetes Day and you're handing
Speaker 1: out free fucking sugar ices. Come on down to National
Speaker 1: Lung Cancer Awareness March. We'll be handing out Marlborough's cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Un people, what I don't understand it? Okay. Also, by
Speaker 1: the way, there's not sugar free isis because all it
Speaker 1: is the only thing that makes that have any flavors,
Speaker 1: the sugar. Lisa Westcott, Texas a picture and said, I'll
Speaker 1: just leave this right here. And it literally is a
Speaker 1: picture of a door and one of the signs on
Speaker 1: it is a t M machine available inside in a
Speaker 1: professionally written sticker. Nobody spot checks this stuff. Why does
Speaker 1: that happen? I have no idea? And uh And there
Speaker 1: was one other one that was hilarious, another visual um
Speaker 1: maybe it was to my Scary Jones account. I'm looking
Speaker 1: for Why are you looking for that? Let me tell
Speaker 1: you about Collinsville Transport. Now there's no name there, so
Speaker 1: I have to just give props to Collinsville Transport. On Instagram,
Speaker 1: he put a picture up from his dashboard and in
Speaker 1: front of him is a drive through of the the
Speaker 1: rest of the Taco Bell he was at, ye and
Speaker 1: he wrote on the picture, I am currently sitting at
Speaker 1: Taco Bell after they told me to pull around on
Speaker 1: the front for my mobile order. You can't do that
Speaker 1: while I wait, I am writing them a long email,
Speaker 1: and I asked them for free dessert. So they made
Speaker 1: him drive around and get back on the end of
Speaker 1: the line. Ah. So or either that or he had
Speaker 1: to pull around and they're gonna bring it out to him.
Speaker 1: But either way, it's that scam. So he's asking for
Speaker 1: free dessert, so let's hope he gets it. And I
Speaker 1: have a terrible grammar. Police police, police, police, Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: DJ MILLI DJ on the square, Milly on the square.
Speaker 1: And why uh this isn't a golf course. They put
Speaker 1: up a permanent sign that said, please be aware of
Speaker 1: ground staff on course, yell out for to get their attention,
Speaker 1: and four it's spelled fo you are. And then somebody
Speaker 1: crushed it out and in Jaketey Sharpie wrote, f O
Speaker 1: R E that's pretty lame. That's shitty, dude. You're you're
Speaker 1: making a professional sign that you're paying money for. Why
Speaker 1: would you not spot check everything? I mean, it doesn't
Speaker 1: take much to prenter. No, why didn't They could have
Speaker 1: stopped him and said, hey, guys, I know I'm about
Speaker 1: to go to press with this. It's f r E
Speaker 1: like before, like ahead, you're people ahead coming? Did the
Speaker 1: people do not know that? I don't know, I don't know. Uh. Joel,
Speaker 1: the real Joel K sent me a sign on an
Speaker 1: a t M that says tap card lightly as installing
Speaker 1: in credit card accept or, thank you e x C
Speaker 1: e P t R the credit card acceptor and um
Speaker 1: Max Stavager Stava guard. It seems to think that the
Speaker 1: set of the Many Saints of Newark is uh, which
Speaker 1: is the film that's out now, the Sopranos prequel. He
Speaker 1: seems to think that they are that it's cursed because
Speaker 1: this is on the set. There there's been two murders,
Speaker 1: gang related murders, and he's showing a picture of a
Speaker 1: crime scene and video that he tweeted at me uh,
Speaker 1: and it's hashtag Soprano's curse. I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: making this up worth this is the thing, but apparently
Speaker 1: there's been going it's been happening right there in Belmont,
Speaker 1: which I believe is the Bronx. So the set of
Speaker 1: you know, the Many Saints of New Worker. I've seen
Speaker 1: nothing else. I wrote him back and I said, is
Speaker 1: there a curse? I don't think one accident is a curse.
Speaker 1: He said, there's two murders there. Yeah, but I I
Speaker 1: got the impression with two murders like at the same time.
Speaker 1: And uh. Shout out to whoever it was who left
Speaker 1: me this gym. This is a TikTok which I've posted
Speaker 1: at Skeery Jones. If you don't follow me, please do
Speaker 1: on Instagram at s k e er Y Jones and Brodie.
Speaker 1: It's something that we've talked about on this podcast several times.
Speaker 1: I want you to go watch it if you can.
Speaker 1: It's someone put a TikTok up of real life versus infomercials,
Speaker 1: and there are on your page. It basically it starts
Speaker 1: with a guy, um, you know, he opens up a
Speaker 1: cabinet and and he grabs it in real life. He
Speaker 1: grabs out whatever he needs his tupper were and he
Speaker 1: walks so closes the cabinet, walks away, and it cuts
Speaker 1: to infomercial. He opens up the cabinet, fucking seventeen thousand
Speaker 1: things fly out with the tupperware. Has this ever happened
Speaker 1: to you? That goes to black and white and falls
Speaker 1: on the floor. The other part, the other infomercial is
Speaker 1: is the suran rap. He he nicely puts suran rap
Speaker 1: over a bowl, and then in real life and then
Speaker 1: the next in the infomercial one he's having a fight
Speaker 1: with the suran wrap. It gets caught around his head again,
Speaker 1: falls on the floor. There's one way he's messing with soap.
Speaker 1: He ends up in the tub with the entire shower
Speaker 1: curtain on his fucking head. It just hysterical. It's it's
Speaker 1: people were in his step. Oh my god. Still getting
Speaker 1: a lot of views. It's happened over twenty views. That's
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. Check that out. Uh. And we've talked
Speaker 1: about it before and how they only do on it
Speaker 1: on infomercials is exaggerate everyday life like it doesn't happen
Speaker 1: that way in real life, right, exaggerate and make a
Speaker 1: problem to create a still Lucien, and when I cook
Speaker 1: a chicken, there's not a woman there going. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so easy. Right. By the way, did you watch the
Speaker 1: William Shatner Blue Origin launched today. I heard he went
Speaker 1: up and he was up and down in ninety seconds, right,
Speaker 1: it seemed like a little longer than that. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: well it was successful because I didn't get any notifications
Speaker 1: on my phone that anything bad happened. No, he landed fine,
Speaker 1: he landed fine. It was just they had two women.
Speaker 1: Remember when um, they had the sexy announcer when Elon
Speaker 1: Musk went up in like that plane looking rocket. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh right, it was looked like a penis. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the plane I just said, it was a plane looking rocket.
Speaker 1: It look like it's it's split off into a plane.
Speaker 1: It looked like like you could fly like right, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: no the Amazon one is the penis. The Amazon was right.
Speaker 1: So they had two women doing one woman doing the
Speaker 1: play by play and then another woman who was sort
Speaker 1: of like the infomercial girl with her. They're gonna be
Speaker 1: going up just now. Watch the release of the of
Speaker 1: the platform. Yes, oh it's perfect, and we hear it
Speaker 1: at Blue Origin are proud to welcome aboard William Shatner
Speaker 1: and three customers or whatever it was. And it was
Speaker 1: it was like she was giving the speech on takeoff
Speaker 1: and then every they did look how oh, look how
Speaker 1: flawlessly they disengaged a work of art, and the other
Speaker 1: girls like amazing. Was she calling like a gymnastics Olympics?
Speaker 1: Is that what this was? Like a competition infomercial? Look
Speaker 1: how easily the rocket goes? Okay? Felt like oh like butter,
Speaker 1: absolutely like butter. You know, has this ever happened? More?
Speaker 1: If you take a rocket ride, you get two additional
Speaker 1: rocket rides. Yeah, if you if you listen to the
Speaker 1: original audio, that's what they sounded like. Has this ever
Speaker 1: happened to you? You're taking your muffins out of the
Speaker 1: oven and all of a sudden you perched your hand
Speaker 1: the floor. Oh my godcast, are you better take a
Speaker 1: deep breath and drink it less of water before this?
Speaker 1: Well that's what I've been losing weight to get in
Speaker 1: shape for this range. What's been going on since July?
Speaker 1: So in a on a beautiful sunny day in July,
Speaker 1: my family decided they wanted me to order from t G.
Speaker 1: I Friday's. Everyone looks forward to Friday's right, So I
Speaker 1: using the app, we placed an order at four pm.
Speaker 1: The app said, you're food will be ready by My
Speaker 1: kids are starving, so I said, oh that's quick, let's
Speaker 1: do that. I'll go pick it up. At five seventeen.
Speaker 1: I clicked the I'm here button on the app when
Speaker 1: I pulled into my pick up area spot, and on
Speaker 1: the app it asked me for a parking space number.
Speaker 1: You'd assume there'd be a sign in front of each
Speaker 1: spot or a painting on the ground with the number
Speaker 1: that tells you that no, no such number. Okay, so
Speaker 1: it has a phone number to call. So I called
Speaker 1: the phone number on the sign as I as I've
Speaker 1: done previously to pick up my food, and the person
Speaker 1: answers the phone. It's a guy, and he says, how
Speaker 1: your food will be right out? What parking space number
Speaker 1: you in? And I said, I don't know how to
Speaker 1: answer that question, because you're parking spaces don't have numbers.
Speaker 1: He says, oh, really, for real? I said, yeah, you
Speaker 1: have that a numbers. He's I'll be right out. Twenty
Speaker 1: three minutes later. Twenty three minutes later, I called, and
Speaker 1: and I keep in mind, there's a girl. There's a
Speaker 1: girl running food. She running food other people. I called
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, um, where's my order? I was
Speaker 1: told it would be right out twenty three minutes ago.
Speaker 1: How much was this? By the way, we do weeper
Speaker 1: price on this. How much food? Uh? Maybe fifty bucks? Okay?
Speaker 1: So the guy who answers the phone says, oh, it's
Speaker 1: sitting right here that they've got to bring it out.
Speaker 1: That's it's called by now. So what were he else? So? Okay? Uh,
Speaker 1: so let me tell you what I ordered. I ordered
Speaker 1: two whiskey glazed sliders without onions, because they come with sauce, cheese, onions,
Speaker 1: and I order them without the onions breakfast, Okay, they
Speaker 1: come with fries or mashed potatoes. I ordered mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1: My one of my kids ordered um, the Jack Daniels
Speaker 1: chicken strips and a side of fries. And my other
Speaker 1: daughter ordered mozzarella sticks at a side of fries. You
Speaker 1: follow me when my food comes out, because it was
Speaker 1: so long, I opened it up to see if it's fresh,
Speaker 1: and I noticed my burgers have pickles on them, fucking
Speaker 1: pickles on them, which is not on the venue. And
Speaker 1: so the girl who gave me my food comes back
Speaker 1: out to bring someone else their food, and I call
Speaker 1: her over and I said, excuse me. The menu doesn't
Speaker 1: say anthing about pickles. The app doesn't give you an
Speaker 1: option to order without pickles. It's not listen as a menu.
Speaker 1: And I said to the girl, do me a favorite.
Speaker 1: Please don't just take the pickles off the hamburgers. Can
Speaker 1: you please remake them? The pickle juice ruins the hamburgers.
Speaker 1: I know this if you previous Brooken Boys episode. This
Speaker 1: fucking happened to me. And I called him out on
Speaker 1: the carpet. This happened. I know what's gonna happen here, motherfucker's.
Speaker 1: So I waited to know the fourteen minutes of my
Speaker 1: food to be remade. Now this is Friday's. They're they're
Speaker 1: banging out burgers every second, But I waited four or
Speaker 1: fourteen minutes. At this point, my my family is now
Speaker 1: waiting a half hour longer than they should have. While waiting,
Speaker 1: I noticed the two sides of fries. The two sides
Speaker 1: of fries, and the mashed potatoes I ordered are not
Speaker 1: in the bag. Okay, so I've got the chicken strips,
Speaker 1: the burgers I gave back, and the mozzarella sticks, which
Speaker 1: are now hard as a rock. My order comes out
Speaker 1: twenty five minut it's later, okay, how long you're there? Total?
Speaker 1: Now twenty Well I got told on like thirty nine minutes.
Speaker 1: So um, so I'm waiting, right, and I noticed this.
Speaker 1: The orders are the side orders are not there, right,
Speaker 1: so I go inside because I figured I am not
Speaker 1: gonna call. Let me go inside and tell them that
Speaker 1: my side of fries and potatoes aren't there. And the
Speaker 1: mozzarella sticks are shot. At this point, they're shot. You
Speaker 1: can't reheat them there properly. So I go inside and
Speaker 1: I called one of the girls over. There's like a
Speaker 1: bunch of girls running food and now there's an open kitchen, right,
Speaker 1: so you could it's so not the kitchens open, but
Speaker 1: where you stand it's there's no wall, so you can
Speaker 1: just look into the manager and the staff expediting and
Speaker 1: packing the food. They're no more than ten feet away
Speaker 1: from where I'm standing. The girl says. I say, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my burgers to be remade. But I
Speaker 1: didn't get my mashed potatoes. Was Oh my fries, and
Speaker 1: she was, Oh, they're on the the to go shelf,
Speaker 1: this giant rack. So she hands them to me. So
Speaker 1: I'm i'm I'm I'm looking. I'm looking at so now
Speaker 1: that she hands me the food, and now she's not
Speaker 1: she's the girl who came out to the car. And
Speaker 1: the mashed potatoes are ice cold, and the French fries
Speaker 1: are cold. Everything fries, everything's cold. I'm there like forty
Speaker 1: five minutes at this point, so I want to point out, please,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. This is back in July.
Speaker 1: Everyone in the kitchen is wearing their masks on their chins.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be part of the story in a minute,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't say anything. I don't care whatever.
Speaker 1: So I asked the girl, can I please speak to
Speaker 1: the manager? Okay, because my food is still not ready.
Speaker 1: It's forty five minutes and my side orders are cold.
Speaker 1: So the girl walks over to the manager, being polite.
Speaker 1: The girl walks over to the manager and he looks
Speaker 1: at He looks in my general direction, like to the
Speaker 1: open area where there's the customers waiting for their food,
Speaker 1: and he gives her the wave like go away. I'm
Speaker 1: busy because he's helping pack the food. Okay, I'm standing there.
Speaker 1: Sixteen more minutes, we're at the hour mark pretty much.
Speaker 1: The sliders come out. They don't have cheese on them, okay,
Speaker 1: So I say to the girl, hey, listen, um, these
Speaker 1: don't have cheese on them. I just wanted them without
Speaker 1: onions and pickle. So she walks back over to the manager,
Speaker 1: who's ten ft away. I see him, and the manager says,
Speaker 1: I think there's cheese on them. And the girl who
Speaker 1: is standing there, playing with her long hair, who's been
Speaker 1: running food out to cars, he says, I think there's
Speaker 1: cheese on there. She takes her hair hands, opens the
Speaker 1: clamshell and lifts the top of my burgers to look
Speaker 1: for the cheese, and she says there's no cheese here.
Speaker 1: So the guy, the manager. The manager says, well, we'll
Speaker 1: fix it. She turns around and says, I'll put cheese
Speaker 1: on them. Then I said, no, no, thank you. You
Speaker 1: just man handled my food and your hands aren't clean.
Speaker 1: So the manager takes them, throws them in the garbage
Speaker 1: right and says we'll make him again. Fifteen minutes later,
Speaker 1: I'm at the hour and twenty minute more right, they
Speaker 1: didn't move them to the front of the order. They
Speaker 1: come out. Now they're like hockey pucks. They have no
Speaker 1: sauce on them, no spicy mayo, which is supposed the
Speaker 1: spicy mayo on there. Now they're just cheese. They're just
Speaker 1: burgers and cheese. And the whole point are in them
Speaker 1: is for the spicy mayo and the whiskey sauce. So
Speaker 1: I say to the girl, look, I gotta get out
Speaker 1: of here. Can you at least give me the spicy
Speaker 1: mayo and the sauce on the side. Now, you know,
Speaker 1: when you pour the sauce on, it didn't cook on
Speaker 1: the burger, it didn't seep in. It's gonna be shipped.
Speaker 1: Six minutes later, after she told the manager I needed
Speaker 1: the sauces, he asked the kitchen for the sauces. He
Speaker 1: gives them to a different girl and says, give these
Speaker 1: to the guy. She doesn't know who I am. So
Speaker 1: she's walking around the kitchen saying, do you know who
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to give these two? And I'm going those
Speaker 1: are my sauces, but she can't hear me because everyone
Speaker 1: in the kitchen is yelling. So then she comes out
Speaker 1: and walks like to this first guy who's on the
Speaker 1: left here, he is sauces, sir, and he takes the
Speaker 1: bag and go, well, all those are my sauces. So
Speaker 1: the guy looks at me like he thinks, like, no,
Speaker 1: he's a my sauces. I'm waiting. I go. I said, trees,
Speaker 1: please trust me, sir, please, those are my sauces. And
Speaker 1: the girl said the guys store of these his sauces
Speaker 1: shoes I don't know because she doesn't know. And I said, sir,
Speaker 1: please take my word for those of my sauces. So
Speaker 1: he begrudgingly gives me gives me the sauces. Right. So,
Speaker 1: at no point did the manager in the kitchen, who
Speaker 1: has looked over my general direction come out and talk
Speaker 1: to me to apologize. Right, So it's an hour and
Speaker 1: like thirty six minutes from the time I ordered the food,
Speaker 1: and over thirty five minutes from the time I was
Speaker 1: that would uh that I should that I came in
Speaker 1: for my fries. So a second manager I see is
Speaker 1: like punching in or like punching the staff in, and
Speaker 1: he's tightening his tie. I excuse me, are you a manager?
Speaker 1: He says, yeah, I'm just signing on. I just got here.
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'm having a big problem, right, he's so,
Speaker 1: how can I help you? So? I said, so, By
Speaker 1: the way, my bill was eighty five dollars. You explained
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Now, brought this dude up to speed,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Now, here's where the ironic part kicks in.
Speaker 1: Because eighty five dollars and that kind of a nightmare.
Speaker 1: He says to me. I'm so sorry, sir. Let me
Speaker 1: make this right. Good guy right wants to make it right.
Speaker 1: Here's where here's where my life shoots me in the
Speaker 1: foot and I and I did not take my own advice.
Speaker 1: Scary because all the food's ruined, and it's cold, and
Speaker 1: the motrel sticks are bad. Whatever. Okay, what do you
Speaker 1: think would have been an appropriate thing for me to
Speaker 1: offer him? To offer me for my eighty five dollar meal,
Speaker 1: hour and a half way all this straw for me
Speaker 1: for me your eighty five dollars back and a one
Speaker 1: gift card see us next time. I like the way
Speaker 1: I like I like I like the way you're talking
Speaker 1: like that. If I was a manager, I would do
Speaker 1: that like that. That's free dessert. Here's where the irony
Speaker 1: comes in ready, get the music ready. He says, sir,
Speaker 1: I want to make this right. And he hands me
Speaker 1: a card and I look at the card and says,
Speaker 1: good for one free dessert? Are you kidding me? Not free?
Speaker 1: You must listen to the podcast you gave me was
Speaker 1: free dessert next time I come. That is not free dessert.
Speaker 1: That's literally free dessert. Isn't that what you always wanted
Speaker 1: in your life? But that's not it? So I saw
Speaker 1: cut the music, cut the music. So I said, I said, sir, sir,
Speaker 1: you're asking me to come back. He goes, well, I'll
Speaker 1: give you the free dessert. Now' gonna take it home.
Speaker 1: And I can't wait any longer. You don't even what
Speaker 1: you want dessert. I don't want to serve. My kids
Speaker 1: are hungry. I said, you're not gonna take any off
Speaker 1: my bill. Well, I gave it a free dessert. You
Speaker 1: can have any dessert you want. So I said, I'll
Speaker 1: take the card, but don't you want me to come back?
Speaker 1: I said? This is what He goes, that's the best
Speaker 1: I can do. The best you can do. You can't
Speaker 1: take off a little bit of the snats I And
Speaker 1: so I give you the card free dessert, so I said,
Speaker 1: I said, sir, I'm gonna I'm gona have to have
Speaker 1: to contact customer service in corporate office. I'm sorry, I said,
Speaker 1: You're very kind. I appreciate that, but a Cooper for
Speaker 1: free dessert. Yes, the irony of it is Brody got
Speaker 1: free dessert. But no, what you said, that's not enough, right,
Speaker 1: that's not even like a smidge over even that's not
Speaker 1: even even a free dessert. Is one like you put
Speaker 1: my you put ice in my soda. Right, I waited
Speaker 1: ten minutes extra for my food. This is an hour
Speaker 1: and forty minutes. Okay. So I email customer service and
Speaker 1: they're right back. We're terribly sorry, we're on it. We'll
Speaker 1: get back to you within three business days. Two days later,
Speaker 1: I get an email that says we're happy. We hope
Speaker 1: you are satisfied. We appreciate your time, and thank you again.
Speaker 1: Your case is closed. You're satisfied, So I said, so
Speaker 1: I want to I want to get hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: so I want to get there. I'm gonna pull up
Speaker 1: the email here while I'm talking. So, so I they
Speaker 1: just they just arbitrarily closed your case without right. So
Speaker 1: I want to pull up the email. I'm gonna pup
Speaker 1: the exact verbiage of it. I thought I screenshot at up,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. Right, Okay, here we go. Take a close.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read the ticket. Close. Your request has been archived.
Speaker 1: If you still need assistance, please reply to this email
Speaker 1: to automatically reopen the ticket and we will provide further assistance.
Speaker 1: We hope you are satisfied. Not satisfied, not satisfied at all.
Speaker 1: So I right back and I say, hey, um listen, Uh,
Speaker 1: you guys didn't do anything. You never got back to me.
Speaker 1: You closed my case, so they wrote back. We sincerely
Speaker 1: apologize for the delay. Our team has already reopened the
Speaker 1: case and routed it to upper management. This is July
Speaker 1: the concerned The concerned team must have been in contact
Speaker 1: with you regarding the same. There's a concerned team. Thank
Speaker 1: you for your patience with us. Please ignore the automated
Speaker 1: responses of tickets being closed, as a different team member
Speaker 1: will take care of this further. We truly appreciate your
Speaker 1: loyalty and look forward to serving you. Okay, somebody tells
Speaker 1: me the journey has only begun. It's October fifteen. In August,
Speaker 1: they closed the ticket. They sincerely apologized when I yelled
Speaker 1: at them in you know, verbally yelled at it, you know,
Speaker 1: and so then they so August twelve, we sincerely apologize.
Speaker 1: We have reopened your ticket. Although we strive for customer satisfaction,
Speaker 1: it's clear we've fallen short in this instance, and that's unacceptable.
Speaker 1: To make sure your issue is resolved and has heard.
Speaker 1: We are looking into this with our internal team and
Speaker 1: we'll get back to you shortly. We truly appreciate your patients.
Speaker 1: That was August twelve. On August fourteen, they closed my
Speaker 1: account again. What the fuck? Right? The concerned team? Not
Speaker 1: so concerned? So I wrote back, I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is automated or not, but it's a September and
Speaker 1: nobody has helped me. September six. We sincerely apologize. We're
Speaker 1: looking into this with our internal team. We understand your frustrated.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Okay? That's September six, September. Your request
Speaker 1: is an archived. We have closed your ticket. What is
Speaker 1: happening here with you? At this point? I feel like
Speaker 1: the guy that was on duty that gave you the
Speaker 1: free dessert was the one in charge of this account. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So so on September twenty s I call, I called
Speaker 1: the store, and I asked us to who is the
Speaker 1: regional I need to speak to a regional manager. I
Speaker 1: called corporate. I called corporate. I said, look, I'm having
Speaker 1: a problem with the store. I gave them the store
Speaker 1: number because it was on the receipt. I said, look,
Speaker 1: I just want someone to call me. I'm waiting since July.
Speaker 1: It's the end of September. Can somebody just call me?
Speaker 1: I tell him, I tell him the storem in right,
Speaker 1: for the sake of his conversation, let's say that the
Speaker 1: store location I went to is um north Town. Okay,
Speaker 1: north Town. That's the that's the town that it's in
Speaker 1: his North Town. The town has a direction in front
Speaker 1: of it. For the sake of this conversation, they said,
Speaker 1: we'll have the regional person get in touch with you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, sure, right, okay. The next day I
Speaker 1: get a call from John. John says to me, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm calling. I'm terribly sorry. I understand you've been through
Speaker 1: a situation UM, and I understand you had a problem
Speaker 1: at UM North other town. No North other Town. I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not North Other Town north Town. Oh, I'm not the
Speaker 1: regional manager for north Town. I'm the regional manager for
Speaker 1: north other town. They told me you had the prominent
Speaker 1: north Town. No, no, no, no, no, Please help me,
Speaker 1: Please help me, he says, Oh, man, what tell me
Speaker 1: what happened? But maybe I can help you. Even though
Speaker 1: it's not my store. I don't have any jury fiction
Speaker 1: over that store. I said, I've been having this problem
Speaker 1: since July. He says, tell me the story. So I
Speaker 1: tell him a story, and every few minutes he goes,
Speaker 1: are you shipping me? I said nope. He goes, go on,
Speaker 1: what else happened? And I'm telling him the story. He
Speaker 1: goes with her hands, yep, yep, with her hands, And
Speaker 1: I go with the story and he's like, he offered
Speaker 1: you a coupon for free. What you're kidding me? I
Speaker 1: go nope. So he says, I I'm dumbfounded. I've never
Speaker 1: heard a story like that. He said, Well, that's the story.
Speaker 1: He says, Well, listen, it's not it's not my it's
Speaker 1: not my area. As I I can't help you with
Speaker 1: the store level. But here's what I'm gonna do. You've
Speaker 1: been through a lot. I'm personally notifying my team. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send you a hundred all the gift card and
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna cancel your credit card
Speaker 1: for that day and make it right. Guess why to
Speaker 1: come back. It's almost like I predicted that was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: So I got my real free dessart, he says. He says,
Speaker 1: you know what, here's my name, here's my cell phone number.
Speaker 1: You have any problem ever again free game, you call
Speaker 1: me directly and I will take care of it. And
Speaker 1: so he called me a week later. He said, you
Speaker 1: should have it in your email by tomorrow. And by
Speaker 1: the way, that manager I called, the manager of the
Speaker 1: problem with I called, and that manager is with the
Speaker 1: general manager of the store. He's no longer with the
Speaker 1: company because not because of me, he was Apparently there
Speaker 1: were a lot of issues with him. He's no longer
Speaker 1: with the company, he said. So I'd like you to
Speaker 1: go back to your North Town store and feel comfortable
Speaker 1: knowing that there's a new regime. They transferred in Barbara something,
Speaker 1: whatever name was, who's from one of our top stores,
Speaker 1: to fix the problem there, fix the store. So I
Speaker 1: got my free, real free dessert. You got your fucking
Speaker 1: happy ending, and I got the coupon for the free dessert,
Speaker 1: and I got a new management staff there, so I'm
Speaker 1: happy everybody. Three months and they got the town wrong.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that the game in the wrong region
Speaker 1: goes to show that persistence is everything You've got to
Speaker 1: You've got to follow up on these problems. You've got
Speaker 1: to listen. Three months of emails and closing my case
Speaker 1: and opening it and closing it. We're closing it, but
Speaker 1: if you want to reopen, let us know. I just
Speaker 1: want someone to call me. I just please want someone
Speaker 1: to call me Wolf. So don't even do it because
Speaker 1: you're gonna miss the mark. Brooklyn, Shut up boys, brook
Speaker 1: Bland Boys.