WEBVTT - #193: F U, I'm Dead 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.920 Start dat Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:15.680 buys dat Up. They make it noise, Dat Up Up 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:22.040 episode the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. That's right. Yeah, this is 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:27.360 a big episode, a huge episode. Uh what makes it big? Well, 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:30.640 when you rub it, yeah, is that what makes it big. 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.920 It's a big episode because not only are we going 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.199 to reveal the true lyrics of the Fabrize jingle, I'm 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.800 gonna say about a dozen people tweeted me that got 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.600 it right, a couple of people got it very wrong yep, 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:55.520 and one woman guest on her honeymoon. So we'll unveil that, 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:57.800 and we have a new jingle. By the way, why 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.040 would you why would you take your time at of 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:03.680 your honeymoon to figure out the Fabrize lyrics and tweet? 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:09.000 They love our podcast, they do they slice. Hey speaking 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:12.720 ten millions strong and growing, ten millions strong and growing 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:18.160 right now, Hey speaking of ten millions strong and growing. Yeah, scary. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:23.160 And I noticed the trend that when school returned and 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:27.360 people went back post pandemic to work come September, there 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:31.080 has been a dip. You dip, we dip. You put 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:33.720 your head up on your hip, right, So I'd like 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.000 to believe it's not the quality and the content of 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.840 our podcast. But people have returned to their lives and 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:40.839 I'm sure they will catch up eventually. And the people 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:44.120 that are missing aren't hearing the message. Nobody what my messages, 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.120 My messages to those of you that are hardcore, that 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.720 are that are here right there still the very large 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:56.840 percentage of people that listen religiously and multiple times. Now 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.520 would be a good time to say, you know what, 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.480 I'm not going to rest on my lower my laurels. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.760 The holiday season's coming up. Let's start spreading the word again. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:09.200 Start spreading the word the word. You just said the words. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.560 Let's spread the word the word. Yeah, so the way 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:13.799 you guys did a year ago and two years ago 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:15.880 and you told everybody you knew, I'm sure you've made 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.200 new friends post pandemic now. Or you have some relatives 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.280 that you you've made amends with, right, maybe maybe your 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.000 aunt who's like ninety years old and doesn't move a lot, 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.639 maybe her home character and can just put us one 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:31.160 just prompt in front of her. You know, she'll laugh, 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.320 she'll laugh. She let's listen to like in a hundred 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.840 episodes in a row. It'll keep listening. I read in 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:39.000 the New England Journal of Medicine that our podcast helps 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:44.440 older people live longer. It was either that or Sacramento 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.400 b which I think is uh not a real news source, 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:51.200 you know, you know, like father, like son. My I 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.040 was called called my mom and I was chewing on 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.399 the phone. Which one is your mom, your father, yourself? Well? 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.919 What was about the headline is like father, like son. 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:02.600 Here is the story my mother. I called my mom 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:04.959 and I said, hey, what are you doing? And she's like, 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:06.560 what are you chewing on? Because you know me, I 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.320 eat on the phone, you know, I mean, just ask 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.920 a seventy seven. Seventy seven will tell you what we did. 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.519 We we chew into microphones all the time. So she was, 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.000 what are you eating? I said, oh, I'm eating. I'm 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.359 eating a plate of meatballs. I had left over meat 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:23.919 balls Brodie, And she goes, you and your father with 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.520 the damn meat balls. I said, what are you talking about? 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.799 Because daddy's eating meat balls too. So I'm like, So 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:33.840 my father and I had the same we were in 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.360 the same wavelength. We didn't have a conversation ahead of time, 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:41.080 but we were both eating meatballs for dinner. Leftover meatballs. Great, 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.600 we had a bonding moment over meatballs. And and and Brodie, 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.840 I ask you, do you know what the holy grail 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.840 the trifecta of meat balls are. Yeah, of course it's 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:55.040 it's beef, pork and veal, is correct. Now, A lot 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.560 of people don't know that. A lot of people when 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.080 they eat meat balls, they're just eating beef meatballs, or 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:03.160 maybe beef and pork. But you need the beef, the 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:07.400 pork and the veal together, which makes the best to 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:11.360 meet the ball that you could ever imagine. Yeah, now 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.080 do you know what? Um? Do you know what the 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:21.240 the holy trinity of most soups? It's um. It's carrots 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:27.280 celery and carrots celery. And there's another thing in there, Yes, 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:32.840 there is shit. They call it myer plex, right, they 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:37.080 call it mirra. Yes, what is the third thing in 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:43.960 the mirrorlexes where all the theaters like have carrots like 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:50.600 carrots celery screaming at their phones. It's not califlower, No, no, no, 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:55.960 it's cauliflower. Cauliflower would be a dog. It's not cauliflower either, cauliflowers. 0:04:56.000 --> 0:05:00.680 It's much more popular. What am I forgetting? You say? 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:06.520 And I say, potatoes. Yes, potato is not part of 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.840 the mirror poise. It's part of the mirror plaise. No, 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.280 it's not. No, it's not. I will fight you on it. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:21.919 It's something else. Is it? On onions? Mirror plaise? Onions? Yes, onions, onions, onions, celery, carrots. 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.680 That's okay. You know what I'm thinking because when I 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:26.440 was I used to work at Rolling Roaster, and sheep said, 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.920 Bay Brooklyn. We made a mirror poise, but then we 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:30.839 added we had carrots and potatoes in the same bag. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.800 That's what the potatoes. But it's onions, celery and carrots. 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.680 Those three on the basis for an M I R 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.040 E P O I X. That's right. And you know 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.920 what that is, the basis for a lot of soup. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.559 That's what I That's how I set it up. Stock 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.800 it's it's it's actually used quite a bit and it 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:50.640 comes together a lot of times comes together. Right now, 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:52.680 Oh my god, I'm echoing like a bitch because of 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:55.360 your goddamn equipment. Brody. You know what. I don't hear 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.520 an echo. You don't hear an echo, but it's coming 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.360 out of my mic into your headphones. Hello sounds that 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:03.000 sounds dirty. Turned Brodie off for a second. Let me 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:07.000 just I'm gonna rub him. Ye check check check check. 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.960 See it's gone. Brodie's mic is off. There's no echo. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:14.560 It sounds great. Brodie's mic is on. And here's the echo. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.440 I hear it. Yeah, of course not. You're not gonna 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:26.560 so here an echo. Al Right, it sounds a little 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:30.400 better anyway. Um. You know, Brodie, I went to a 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:34.000 very Brooklyn funeral last week and I what they killed 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:38.560 the person there live. It happened minutes before. Yeah, and 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.559 they just threw him in. It sounds like a Brooklyn funeral. 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.640 A buddy of mine, a dear buddy of mine, lost 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:48.080 his dad. And I'm sorry, you know, but there's there's 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.440 a silver lining to this. Yeah, in the casket and 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:53.040 the casket. Yeah. But so I went to the wake, 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:57.239 paid my respects to his dad, and I walked into 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.840 the funeral home. And you know how, a lot of 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:04.200 times they'll and I don't know if it's if there's 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.320 an Italian thing or a Northeast thing, if this Italian thing, 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.360 A lot of times they make the dead body come 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:15.000 up through the field. No, they make they make a 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.080 like road they take roses and they make it in 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:21.720 the shape of a cross, or they take roses, they 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.200 make it in the shape of like a real like 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.360 a wreath, but but not really for Christmas. But it 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.680 also said it's basically and they put the flowers on 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.480 a huge stand. I'm talking. So they don't just send 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.600 vases of flowers, they said, they don't send bouquet's. They said, 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.880 these huge arrangements that they have to put on these 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:41.280 easels and they sit there and it's usually a heart 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:45.000 or across made of red roses. All red roses make 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:48.400 up a heart, right, or a cross of white roses. Okay, Brinie, 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.880 I'm about to send you a picture here and wanna 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.960 do this live on the podcast. I want I want 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:55.080 your reaction before we describe what it is and if 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:58.680 we have to pause. I didn't even send you anything. Oh, 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:04.560 I'm just anticipating. Sorry, dude, you're you're, you're you're literally 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:09.120 going to plots. No, no, you are going no. No, 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:13.640 hold on a second, David Brody, your mouth, your mouth. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:15.960 You know, the bodies hit the bodies hit the floor, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:20.560 your mouth's gonna drop um and zoom in because these 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:23.480 aren't small. Well if they if they're not small. I 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.800 wouldn't have to zoom in. No, no, but you have 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:29.280 to zoom in to show these are like four or 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:34.640 five ft tall arrangements. I guess it that was showing 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.800 the personality of the guy who passed away. Okay, hold on, 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.600 I'm gonna give you one of them. Is it's not traditional, 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.959 it's it's a it's a golf course with it with 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.319 a picture of of a golf club on it. Hold on, 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.400 let me look. Hold on, Oh come on now, hold on. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:54.800 Another one you got Those are roses. Another one is 0:08:54.840 --> 0:09:00.319 a cigar, literally a cigar of roses. Okay, two Before 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:04.760 you say okay, before you say what this is, let 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:08.520 me just answer your first question. Is this an Italian thing? Yes? 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.880 If you are not Italian, you're gonna say, oh my god, 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.839 that's so Italian. And if you are Italian, you're gonna say, yeah, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.760 that's about right, unless you're an Italian that somehow when 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.880 you came off the boat ended up in Nebraska and 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:28.080 don't have the East Coast Italian vibe. Okay, the lesser 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:29.920 of the two, I'm gonna I'm gonna stall with the 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.559 top one. The first one you said, the obviously order. No, 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.920 I'm gonna go in the order I think is less offensive. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:39.960 That's interesting, interesting one. The first one is a cigar 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.080 made of roses. Are these people that are gonna come 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:47.440 after me? No? The cigar made of roses, And coming 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.000 out of the cigar is smoke, and in the smoke 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.880 it says dad, all right, I assume it's a big cigar. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.240 To the other picture, Nope, nope, this is the one 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.760 I want to go to, don't you? Don't you? Then 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.880 there's a guess. It's a stick like a stand, right, 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:08.959 and it's a five or six ft high hand with 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:13.319 a ring of flowers around the ring finger right, So 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.600 there's an additional ring of flowers that looks like a ring, 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:18.800 and the hand is in the shape of a middle finger, 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.160 giving a middle finger to everybody who showed up. It's 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.280 a knuckle giving you the middle finger, as if you're 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.480 looking at it. Yeah, like you're It's like you're looking 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.880 at it. But the entire thing is made of roses, right, 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.360 So that makes it okay. Now you're saying yourself, Brodie, 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.319 how could that have been the least offensive of the two? 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.640 How could that have been the left shocking of the two? 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.880 That seems pretty shocking. He's pretty dude. You second, you 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:42.480 want everyone, hundreds of people walking into suit and ties 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.400 to pay their respects just to the left of the 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.560 casket and all and all you see, all you see 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:53.160 is a middle finger saying pretty. I don't understand. That's 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.559 probably you should have been ending on middle finger. That's 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:58.720 the big finish, right, you have comedic sensibilities. You got 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:03.079 to end on the middle finger. Oh no, A So 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:07.320 what the other picture you sent me? It's uh, oh boy, 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:11.200 it's two different things. So the first one, I guess 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:14.679 I can understand this. It's a it's a spray painting 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:18.360 of the gentleman that's no longer with us. And it 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.079 looks like it's a it's a kind of air brush 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.199 you'd see on a T shirt with the carnival. It's 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.760 air brush, very nice. I'm assuming it looks just like him. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:28.280 And it's superimposed onto an American flag. That's fine, noting 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:31.559 wrong with that. Then next to that, on a much 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.480 bigger easel is a By the way, red flags are 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.240 very popular right now. It's the red flag meme that's 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.480 going around. But this is not what this is about. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.719 It's a red flag which is marking the whole on 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.520 a golf course on a beautiful day with clouds and 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.520 trees and a giant putter which I have to say 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.200 looks like a soup ladle and a ball, so it's 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.160 like it's a scene from a golf course. Must have 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:55.679 been an avid golfer. I have no problem with that. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:12:00.400 He was now the last easel. Now again, everyone in 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.559 America has a different opinion on what I'm gonna I'm 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.719 gonna mention it is, but that's not like, that's not 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.640 what I'm talking About'm not about the right to have 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:08.880 one of these, whether you should have one of these. 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:11.600 It's the fact that it's made of roses, and it's 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.800 at a funeral exactly right. It may have been the 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.760 cause of death. I don't know, but it is a 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:23.120 all I wanted to say, four ft high right, because 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:26.280 on a stand and about five or six ft wide, 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:31.839 a black and silver handgun made of roses, made of 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.640 rose to the and it's to the right of the 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:38.440 guy in the casket the dead right. Golf and guns, 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.319 So you gotta fuck you knuckle middle finger on the 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.520 left and you got a gun on the right. Now, 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.640 is that fuck you? To death or is it film? 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:50.520 Because that was his catchphrase, because he would always tell people, 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.840 you know, fuck you. So so where is this? If 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.960 I'm looking at you know, like when you line emoji's up, 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.760 you have to like figure out what the sentence means. 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:00.480 Is this fuck you? I'm going golf. If you don't 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.160 like it, I'll shoot you. Or is this fuck you? 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.760 I have a gun and I'm a killer, like who 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.880 played a lot of golf. I gotta I gotta bring 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.920 back his memory. Here he was. He was a decorated 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:16.880 Vietnam vet with purple hearts. He I know, I know, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.640 but it ruins the fun you want to talk about. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:24.880 You want to talk about a character. And because I'm 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.120 not saying is anything wrong with this? I think the 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:31.520 middle finger is hilarious. It's just added to the golf thing. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:33.680 And then the gun made a rose in a cigar. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.839 It's a lot of visual when you look at the 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:42.000 funeral home next to the cast. So the funeral director 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.680 said to my buddy, I've seen a lot of things 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.560 in my time. Here, he goes, but I've never seen 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:50.640 anything like this. I gotta take some pictures, and my 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.960 friends like, go ahead, he goes. My father My father 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:56.000 would have loved that. So that's let me say something. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.719 As a Brooklyn guy, I would have loved to have 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.719 met this man. For ust of all, he's got a 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:05.600 great sense of humor. Second of all, he's a he's 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:09.040 a decorated soldier, he says, a marine. I'm sorry, soldier, 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:12.959 decorated serviceman, a marine. So for that of itself, I'd 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.800 like to meet him. But this is above and beyond. 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.240 I'm dumbfounded. Have you ever seen anything like this in 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.240 your life? And here's the thing. The gun has a 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.800 red ribbon on it. I don't know the significance. It's like, 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:27.920 you know the Lexus commercials, we bought a Lexus, you 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:29.880 put the big red ribbon. So he said, like, oh, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:31.600 I got a present from bant me the gun. I 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.560 don't know. Here's a present for you. But it's not 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.880 the kind of gun you'd have as a marine. It's 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:38.240 the kind of gun you'd have as a guy on 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:42.320 the shot gun. It's not a shotgun hand it looks 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:46.280 like a twenty two caliber pistol. Anyway, The fact that 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:50.200 this roses and again in tradition, if you don't know 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:54.840 a call for that, Yeah, Max's roses. Yeah. Um, I'd 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.320 like to do a golf scene very good, you know, 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:00.160 pottery very good. I'd like to do a cigar are 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:04.040 oh sure, Dad was average okay, okay, And I'd like 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.000 to do a middle finger and a gun. Hello hello, 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:10.120 hello hello. Right, and and somebody spent time and precision 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.200 on making this. Um yeah, but I guess listen, money takes. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.800 Really it's really well done. They're well done too, They're 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:19.520 not sloppy. And and again normally in that in those 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.840 slots you would see on these easels, a giant heart 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:27.560 made something a little more Christian across than the gun 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.200 in the middle, white cross with roses and then the 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:33.360 greenery around it. But instead you get a gun. And 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.920 you know what I gotta say, this guy, uh, he 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.760 lived his life and he must have been a fun guys. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.440 And you know what they said, his family said, this 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.760 is what he wanted, so he The shame of it 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.200 is that he didn't get to go to his tuner 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:50.680 and see this, like, you know, I would have been okay, 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:52.880 like if they knew he was dying and he had 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.400 like a week to live, if they made it and 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:57.359 let him see it, because this is some quality workmanship, 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:01.080 the shadowing on the knuckles, the ray on the ring finger, 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.480 although not a pinky ring. So that's I'm less scared now. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:06.680 Um oh when he has oh, when he's got an 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.360 American flag in the casket, that's great. Okay, all right, 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:18.080 well that was interesting podcast. Okay, so I don't want 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.320 to keep this any well, we'll keep it for a 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.000 little bit. Okay, So this segment, we're gonna unreveil the 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.600 Fabreeze jingle. I do want to take this opportunity to 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.480 thank the slices for something because, as you guys know, 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.680 I do a Walkers and Talkers podcast where we talk 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:33.480 about all of the many Walking Dead shows, walking Dead news. 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.800 You guys know, I've mentioned it before and I mentioned 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:38.960 that we finally have a Walking Dead shirt for our podcast, 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.440 which you can find on Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartail 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.080 dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartail dot com. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:47.200 Thank you, sir. And I've mentioned it a couple of 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.240 times on my other podcast, the Walking Dead podcast Walkers 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.800 and Talkers, and we we had a bunch of people 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:57.080 order the shirts. However, when I mentioned it on this podcast, 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.680 we had three times as many orders for the shirt 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:03.520 from this podcast. So thank you slices who are crossover 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.800 talent who go or fans of both, or maybe you 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:08.920 just want to support me, in which case double thank you. 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:11.920 In case you like, why is he promoting me walk 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:14.000 in and Talkers podcast? Because I know you guys do 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.800 the right thing and hooked me up. Thank you. Now 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.800 we do have some special things. Keep your eyes on 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.720 the merch store. Some things are coming soon, but not 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.960 some thing new merch coming soon. Yeah, you know those 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:27.840 commercials this holiday season, we'll be saying that. Yeah, we'll 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:30.520 be saying that. Oh, I'm so excited. Our boy Matt again, 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:34.040 he's dude, he is, He's a genius. First of all, 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.359 he heard the episode. We didn't even ask him, and 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.960 he emails us, goes here, boys, here's some here's some roughs. 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:41.240 What do you think? And I was like, oh, you 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:42.840 know what, I like that. I would change that. I'd 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:44.159 like that to change that scores like, I like that, 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:46.359 I would change the color on that. And the next day, boom, 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.560 boom boom, it's all time like, oh my god, oh 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:51.320 my god. This holiday season, get a loved one. You'll 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:54.480 find out all right, you know what, um I made 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.600 a purchase I'm very proud of myself. Not a Scamboni, 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:02.240 but I did. I did everything by the book, and 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:04.240 I ended up doing really well for myself. So I 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:08.400 wanted to share there with everyone. I needed new plastic 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:17.920 strong storage racks from my basement, okay, and I can 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:22.680 only fit in my basement four shelf high shelves. A 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:25.040 lot of racks come five shelves, but I got the 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:28.600 four shelf. And when you buy the four shelves, if 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:31.119 you buy enough of them, what happens is you have 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:37.719 extra legs and shelves to build another rack stand. Okay, 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:42.040 it was a home improvement. That's well, I'm organizing the basement. 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.639 Uh you know, getting making a little more space because 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:47.280 I had an extra couch down here that I sold, 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:50.880 and I have all that space now with a big 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:57.600 sectional couches no longer. So I bought the I was 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:00.080 gonna buy three racks, but I bought two racks. I 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:02.439 built them four and four, got them at home depot, 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:08.320 and when I opened them, each shelf had a cracked shelf. 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:12.200 Of the five four good one cracked like chunks of 0:19:12.280 --> 0:19:15.040 plastic out of them. They must have been dropped or 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:18.520 banged and shipping whatever. Anyway, when you buy plastic shelving 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:21.320 like this, inevitably most of them, there's a piece of 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:26.800 paper inside that says stop, do not return to store. 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:31.600 If there are parts missing or anything is damaged, call us, 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.439 email us right or go to our website and let 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:38.520 us know and we will replace free of charge. Okay, okay. 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:42.119 So I have the four and the four, and I 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:45.959 have the two broken shelves that uh and and now 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:48.320 when you get the shelves, you also get little caps 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:51.840 for the top and little legs for the bottom. Well, 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.600 you can't buy them. So I just when I when 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:58.159 I invoiced for the two broken shelves, I asked if 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:01.000 I could please get an extra set of the caps 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:05.080 and the legs, and they responded back, yes, and your 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:07.879 two shelves are on the way. Great. So now the 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:10.679 five and five is now four and four. I had 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:14.160 two extra shelves right from that, right, and now I'm 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:16.239 getting two shelves replaced to cracked ones that I put 0:20:16.320 --> 0:20:19.399 black tape over because they're black shelves. And now my 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:22.720 five and five will be four, four and four. So 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:26.879 I've got three racks with a couple of cracks, and 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:28.720 that's what they said, if their cracked, callus will send 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:31.920 them new ones. So now the price of two, I've 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:36.040 got three. So I'm very happy. I'm very excited. That's all. 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:38.359 It's a minor little thing, but it's it's one of 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:40.760 those where you know what, because the difference in price 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:42.880 between the four shelf and the five shelve is nominal. 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:45.359 So if you buy a couple of fives and make 0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:48.080 them four's, you get extra legs and shelves, so you 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:52.240 get an extra rack. Genius, Gus, I just dropped my 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:57.399 mic hold on you are you are? You're ahead of 0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:00.040 your mind? Equipment is terribly I can hear like a 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:04.000 banging sound. You're good, You're good? Are you excited for 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:06.439 the for the New York City Wine and Food Festival 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:07.840 we have coming up? And just you know, on the days, 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:11.119 it reminds me of something. Do you remember, oh about 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:13.920 six seven years ago? You know, Scary always do that 0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:18.200 that really intensive diet where you don't eat anything bad 0:21:18.400 --> 0:21:21.840 and fried and very January. Every January first quarter, Scary 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:23.879 goes into that mode where he loses forty pounds in 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:27.680 thirty days or something like fat loss. Hit the jingle, 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:36.760 hit the jingle, Now was scary. I could be helping people. 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:39.679 You don't know that. Yes, okay, I could be helping people. Yes, 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:42.840 with my that's well, that's right. Right now I'm doing 0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:45.920 M sculpt neo, which is completely and again hit the 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:48.879 other jingle again, you bitch, what are you talking about? 0:21:49.240 --> 0:21:50.720 Hit to the jing You just slipped it out of 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:55.960 client in that scary What am I talking about? Now? 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:57.879 You play dumb? That's the new angle. I don't know 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:00.160 what you mean. I don't know. I'm just saying stop, 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:04.040 stop it, don't mention. Doorbell cameras just stopped. All I'm 0:22:04.080 --> 0:22:06.840 gonna say is no, no. I'm supposed to get results 0:22:06.880 --> 0:22:08.600 in the next couple of weeks, and I want to report. 0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:11.080 I'm going to report back to everybody. Okay. So I'm 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:13.359 just telling you to show you all about six or 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:15.200 seven years ago, in the middle, in the middle of 0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:20.560