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Speaker 2: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband

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Speaker 2: while they're on vacation together. Her original idea was we

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Speaker 2: tell him their house is burning down.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that was their idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and we were like, no, we've already done

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Speaker 2: nine different house fire pranks in the last two months.

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Speaker 2: He needs something else, something weird that's happening, maybe on

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Speaker 2: your trip. And she mentioned that her husband does have

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Speaker 2: a unique travel quirk where he always brings along his

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Speaker 2: own jar of peanut butter, specific brand, specific kind that

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Speaker 2: he likes to take with him, and we said, okay,

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Speaker 2: that might work. Just let us know when he's out

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Speaker 2: by the pool and we'll call him.

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Speaker 4: About the house fire.

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Speaker 2: Right, We're just sticking with the peanut butter idea.

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Speaker 4: Right right, right, I'm following now, jeff.

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Speaker 2: It's your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Scott Room thirteen eleven speaking.

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Speaker 3: Who's this, I'm calling from Resorts. This is Iona Corolla. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I understand you checked in yesterday and we just hope

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Speaker 3: you are enjoying your stay so far.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm down at the pool right now.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love that. Glad you're enjoying the amenities here. However,

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Speaker 4: I do have a situation I need to bring to

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Speaker 4: your attention.

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 4: Well, our housekeeping was in your room about a half

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Speaker 4: an hour ago and saw something suspicious sticking out of

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Speaker 4: one of your bags. What are you talking about, though, Well,

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Speaker 4: the maids weren't sure.

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Speaker 1: So well, the maids weren't even supposed to go into

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Speaker 1: the room at all, So why are they even doing

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Speaker 3: Hear me out here?

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Speaker 4: Okay, they just opened up your suitcase and saw you

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Speaker 4: had a jar of peanut butter are in there.

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Speaker 1: Why would anyone open up a suitcase that wasn't theirs?

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Speaker 4: Well, because they saw something suspicious And.

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Speaker 2: How did jar peanut butter suspicious?

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't want about real comfortable getting into that,

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Speaker 4: but I'll just say we've had issues with nutspread in

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Speaker 4: the past.

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Speaker 3: You've had issues with what nutspread.

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Speaker 4: Yet you won't believe the incidents we've had with celebrity

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Speaker 4: guests bringing their own peanut butter to the hotel, only

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Speaker 4: to be used for erotic encounters.

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Speaker 1: Oh, well, there's nothing in your rules about not being

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Speaker 1: able to bring a snack to the hotel.

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Speaker 4: Well, have you read all the rules, because I think

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Speaker 4: you're missing one.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing about bringing your own snack to the hotel.

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Speaker 4: Peanut butter is not a snack. It's definitely a spread, and.

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Speaker 1: It is absolutely a snack.

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Speaker 4: Man, That's why I brought it. Okay, I'll tell your business.

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Speaker 4: By the way, what are you doing. I'm preventing what

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Speaker 4: has happened in the past. I think I went over that.

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Speaker 4: It's for the safety of our guests.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm not some weird, freaky celebrity guests like you've.

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Speaker 4: Had in the best I'm just a normal dude that

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Speaker 4: likes peanut butter. So do you want to know who

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Speaker 4: I'm referring to? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It is my

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Speaker 4: professional duty to uphold the integrity of this hotel. What

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Speaker 4: I will say, I do enjoy a tasty em and

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Speaker 3: So you're saying me and eminem are bringing peanut butter

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Speaker 3: in the hotel and that's a problem.

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Speaker 4: You said it, I didn't say it.

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Speaker 1: I don't care who's doing what with peanut butter. You

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Speaker 1: can't go through my bags because I'm a guess.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, actually you can. You're on our property, and we

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Speaker 4: did to protect our hotel from any further sticky spread situation,

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Speaker 4: So we did have to confiscate your peanut butter.

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Speaker 3: What he just took it?

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Speaker 4: Oh, you will be allowed to retreat it and take

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Speaker 4: it with you when you check out.

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: You went through my bag and you found peanut.

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Speaker 1: Butter, of all things, and you took it.

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Speaker 3: What kind of show you run?

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Speaker 1: It?

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Speaker 4: Okay with the language, yes, sir, if you don't mind

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Speaker 4: me asking, what were you planning to do with a

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Speaker 4: peanut butter?

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Speaker 1: We do you think I was planning to do with it?

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Speaker 4: Eat it? What do you think people do with it?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: Eat it after you spread it on?

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Speaker 2: Who? Look?

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Speaker 3: Look, I don't know what kind of weird stuff you've

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Speaker 3: got going on with the hotel. But I'm here to

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Speaker 3: eat the peanut butter and do nothing else with it,

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Speaker 3: So I don't know what the.

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Speaker 1: Problems you're gonna have further if you don't give me

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Speaker 1: back my peanut butter, but.

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Speaker 3: I need it.

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Speaker 4: How's this. I've been doing this a long time and

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Speaker 4: sometimes you just get a gut feeling about somebody. Wait,

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Speaker 4: so now you're some kind of a swammy mind reader. No,

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Speaker 4: I was trying to say something positive about you and

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Speaker 4: let you know that I'm willing to bend the rules

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Speaker 4: just a little. Don't just put my touch, put my

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Speaker 4: peanut butter on the elevator and send it back up.

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Speaker 4: I'll go grab it, you know what. I will do

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Speaker 4: that as soon as you sign a waiver and give

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Speaker 4: us a non refundable three hundred dollars spread deposit what

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Speaker 4: we can look the other way. Are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you freaking choking?

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Speaker 4: I'm not. But your wife, Sophie is What did my

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Speaker 4: wife have to do with this? Well, she's the one

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Speaker 4: that set you up for this phone tap. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's a frank phone call. This is actually broke from

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Speaker 4: the radio show brog and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh my go, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: She called us. She said you're down by the pool,

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Speaker 4: and she said it'd be a perfect time to brank you.

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Speaker 1: I just realize that I'm screaming at you.

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Speaker 4: It's God.

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Speaker 3: I took in some pretty weird looks.

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Speaker 4: Even with the sunglasses.

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Speaker 3: I know there's there. Wake Up every morning with sung Chaps.

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Speaker 4: Weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 4: Morning