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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Hey, what's up guy.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney and Marie.

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Speaker 1: What's up, guys? It's uh.

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Speaker 3: I don't know when this episode's going up, but it's

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Speaker 3: the end of the year or the beginning, depending on

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Speaker 3: how we feel deaf. It's cold outside, is it?

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Speaker 2: The world is literally coming to an end? Because it

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Speaker 2: really feels like it should be colder.

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Speaker 3: It was like sixty degrees this weekend. My sister was

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Speaker 3: outside Reagon leaves in a short sleeve shirt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really. Honestly, I had a Geene jacket on.

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Speaker 1: So you had a Denimo one?

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Speaker 2: No, but I had an H and M winter coat,

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Speaker 2: which is basically a jean jacket because it has no lining.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, and you exists a winter coat. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy because when I see like girls outside looking

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Speaker 2: for the ubers, they like real stressed out because they're like, honestly,

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Speaker 2: this could only lasts two seconds before I really feel

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Speaker 2: the cold, so they like be shivering because there's no

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Speaker 2: lining in it none. Dude, It's not double double layered

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Speaker 2: at all.

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Speaker 1: It's an ITCH and M winter coat.

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Speaker 2: It's literally a brown paper bag in cheetahprint.

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Speaker 1: Boo boo.

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Speaker 3: Well, I hope your H and M winter coat is

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Speaker 3: just like I feel like it's a spring jacket.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? No, it's a winter coat.

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Speaker 1: How much did you play for that? Was it like

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Speaker 1: a nine ninety nine? Is it? Literally?

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Speaker 2: It had one of those like red stickers in it.

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Speaker 1: It was like, hurry up and bite.

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Speaker 2: It was like, by now you're like, we're going out

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Speaker 2: of business.

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Speaker 1: It's not H and M. It's actually rainbow. It's century

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Speaker 1: twenty one. Don't even lie to the people listening round.

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Speaker 3: It's a rainbow. Don't be rude, Sidney. Were you an

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Speaker 3: expert at anything this week?

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Speaker 2: No? Definitely, not honestly. Just I'm barely making it. That's

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Speaker 2: honestly what I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're an expert at barely making it? Yeah, Sis,

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Speaker 3: you look great while you're losing, Just so you know.

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Speaker 1: Definitely I lost way. It's losing. Just got your butt back. No,

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Speaker 1: it's going, my god. Yeah, you're the.

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Speaker 2: White dudes are yelling at me. I'm like, oh man,

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Speaker 2: it's the rat. Definitely. I got the tailors and toms like,

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Speaker 2: oh rats, and I.

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Speaker 1: Haven't seen you around here. They're like, oh man, Rads

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Speaker 1: and Brooks from their car, a whole bunch of us

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Speaker 1: spam so I could get my butt back. White dudes

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Speaker 1: like spam? Do they?

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Speaker 3: I feel like white people eat spam. I don't know

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Speaker 3: nobody who'd spam. It's black people.

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Speaker 1: I've never had spam, don't you blesspheme me like that?

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Speaker 2: Oh so you Hatitian? Third world country people never had

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Speaker 2: spam before. They don't ship that over there, sure don't.

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Speaker 1: Not in my house.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what they eat in Haiti, but at

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Speaker 3: my mom's house, they eating spam. They definitely eat. They

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Speaker 3: got chickens that they snap in their skinny chains that

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Speaker 3: they eat. We don't eat out the can in Haiti.

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Speaker 3: Oh y'all too good fre can food?

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Speaker 1: Is that what we're saying? We rather start then eat spam. Well,

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Speaker 1: see that's why I don't be donating.

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Speaker 3: I'll be done. I'm like Sidney, you have to have

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Speaker 3: to donate. Okay, Oh wow, we're really going there?

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Speaker 2: Today is not one of those days because I'm already

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Speaker 2: going in on the guests.

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Speaker 1: When when we get the guests the one so please

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Speaker 1: don't no, it's not your intro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll know, you'll know, you'll know when I bring

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Speaker 2: your ass in.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know what, let me just real

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Speaker 3: quick run through what my expertise is so we can

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Speaker 3: get this show on the road. So a couple of

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Speaker 3: weeks ago, I decided, uh, twenty eighteen was gonna be

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Speaker 3: my whole year. I'm gonna be a whole next year, right,

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Speaker 3: So I've been watching I had been watching Insecure a

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Speaker 3: couple months ago, and Easta had her little hotation which

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Speaker 3: is sad, which was, so, please don't follow. It's my

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Speaker 3: situation is not gonna be that.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that.

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Speaker 3: My youngest neighbor downstairs just not. I'm not gonna bang

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Speaker 3: nobody in a dusty studio on a Z couch.

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Speaker 1: For a charger for charge. She's like, ain't that more chargers?

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember that scene, completely forgot it anyway,

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Speaker 3: So uh, and I'm not gonna be banging no dudes

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Speaker 3: that work at mess By, Like, that's just not.

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Speaker 1: What my truth is.

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Speaker 2: He but he got the woo woo woo.

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Speaker 1: Woo woo died. Oh he's on his way. White people

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Speaker 1: were like, where did you get those cool shoes? No,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be woot woot with a tea on it. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not banging it woot.

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Speaker 3: And then I was watching She's Got to Have It

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Speaker 3: over Thanksgiving and I was like, Yaya a Core three,

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Speaker 3: a core tree.

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Speaker 2: I didn't like her lineup at all. It felt like

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Speaker 2: the Knicks. I felt like she had a Carmelo Anthony

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Speaker 2: and j R. Smith Sydney. Okay, I see you did

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Speaker 2: a little tiny bit of research on the Knicks in

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Speaker 2: twenty sixteen. Oh no, I just know those are the

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Speaker 2: ones that I'd be like, damn, y'all still here losing.

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Speaker 3: So in order, so I was an expert at preparing

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Speaker 3: for my for my host's entennial, my host travaganza, if

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Speaker 3: you will. Yes, I went underwear shopping yesterday. Actually, I

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Speaker 3: want shopping my mom. I got some panties, I got

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Speaker 3: some bras. I feel like I need to order some

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Speaker 3: new sheets. I might could get some candles, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean. I'm just work and I went for

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Speaker 3: a run today.

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Speaker 2: I know you with all that hair, you are not

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Speaker 2: putting no damn candles near your your bedstands.

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Speaker 3: There's no way that no lad did not burn down.

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Speaker 3: It should be the buildings should.

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Speaker 1: Be on fire.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she got the can some candles on that fence

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Speaker 2: fire hand. I was like that ikea frame stopped playing.

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Speaker 3: Looked like a like a fence, like a like the

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Speaker 3: gate between neighbors or something that it looked dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, don't do yourself like that. Oh, I would never

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Speaker 1: do that. Speaking of not doing that, our guests today, Wait, no,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna no weeks.

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Speaker 2: No, I thought we were gonna still talk about this.

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Speaker 1: How do you prepped the hoe? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I feel like you wasn't really thinking

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Speaker 3: about it.

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 3: I was into it, and I already said speaking of

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Speaker 3: I was into it, I already transition says, it's too late.

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Speaker 2: I really feel like I just don't want you to

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Speaker 2: have a a messenger nigga, because if you do that,

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Speaker 2: then I honestly can't even be your friends.

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Speaker 3: A dude on a bike, A dude on a bike

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Speaker 3: with a lower grill who lives in the projects. That's

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Speaker 3: not the way my vagina's set up. But I did

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Speaker 3: like his chain. I was like, oh, Marie, that chain

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Speaker 3: mars No, yeah, too big, but attest man with a

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Speaker 3: little smaller one, yeah, a little tiny one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that was so you I feel like

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Speaker 2: you would date him to take his chain and then

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Speaker 2: leave him.

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Speaker 3: Not that big aluminum foil necklace he had, No, just

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Speaker 3: like a little smaller version. Listen, if you haven't seen,

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Speaker 3: She's got to have it. White people who are listening

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Speaker 3: and black friends who don't have a Netflix password to steal.

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Speaker 1: It's really really good. Check it out.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to transition? Are you ready? Said?

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Speaker 3: I guess today, a really funny comic performs all over

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Speaker 3: the place. I think y'all are gonna like him. He's

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Speaker 3: our Chicago expert.

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Speaker 1: Is Clark Jones Cut.

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Speaker 5: Joan cut, Joan cluck Joan Joan ran a student government

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Speaker 5: president and I had I was the first one to

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Speaker 5: drop a mixtape.

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Speaker 1: What did you win?

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Speaker 5: I did not win. They really do people, but I didn't.

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Speaker 5: I didn't get elected.

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Speaker 1: The hearts of the people. You were, Bernie Sanders.

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Speaker 5: I was young, Bernard. I was out there in Atlanta?

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Speaker 5: What was cool in Atlanta? Why are you first?

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Speaker 1: Of all?

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Speaker 5: The people can't see this? Sydneys will give me a

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Speaker 5: Saturday since I walked in, I.

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Speaker 1: Was he walked in.

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Speaker 2: He's trying to bring me some fruit snacks, like, oh,

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Speaker 2: is this your h This is olive tree branch.

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Speaker 5: Or whatever whatever? You know that off guard. I was

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Speaker 5: only five minutes later, which is good. No, you were fine,

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Speaker 5: but I just don't know why the energy was like.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into quick is the energy? Weird clerk? You know? Man?

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Speaker 5: She goes, she goes screencap some of our conversations on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: I don't do that, okay, cause you stand up?

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Speaker 4: Are you persons?

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Speaker 3: I would never do that, CLARSK what did you do

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Speaker 3: on Facebook? To her clutch feelings?

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Speaker 5: All I do is man, love this Sulji get in public.

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Speaker 5: It'd be like, yo, fuck Clark, this will happened. I

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Speaker 5: would be like, come to the stage. I'm so happy

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Speaker 5: to have his personal.

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Speaker 2: Clark has a great show at the Knitting Factory. We

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Speaker 2: used to be Hannibals, but he passed it down to

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Speaker 2: three people.

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Speaker 1: They're great. It's a great show.

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Speaker 2: Every time we get on the show, me and Marie,

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Speaker 2: we somehow we'll get an introduction with comedy.

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Speaker 1: Hype always shouting them out. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I get about twelve messages a day about the official

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Speaker 2: podcast right absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Because I love comedy Hype. The comedy Hype first of all,

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Speaker 5: Oh no, they was the laughing barrel.

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Speaker 4: Only know that they used to be the laughing.

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Speaker 1: You're like hashtag never forget.

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Speaker 5: Never to get where you came from. They used to be,

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Speaker 5: and then they became comedy hype and they love you all.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Of course they love us. Why would they

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Speaker 1: not love us.

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Speaker 5: Clark, Why wouldn't they Why wouldn't they were out here thriving.

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Speaker 5: That's what me and Marie want to know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they hold on people, let's get into it. We

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Speaker 2: had a sketch. We did a little commercial for La

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Speaker 2: Marita and mister you and Clark, mister Clark Jones wanted

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Speaker 2: to do impersonation me and Marie hosting our show.

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Speaker 1: I have a video.

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Speaker 2: I have a video because I was just laughing that.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I can't even believe about that. Oh

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Speaker 2: did you forget about it? But he did it for

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Speaker 2: He did it for seven white people that me and

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Speaker 2: you don't funk with like that.

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Speaker 4: And they was on the floor.

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Speaker 1: No, they weren't.

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Speaker 2: They were just like every other black woman.

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Speaker 1: Impersonation. I wanted to do it. Do it.

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Speaker 4: It's a visual.

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Speaker 1: Jacket on, Yes, my jacket on.

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Speaker 5: You've I won't be noticeding when embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: He was embarrassing me.

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Speaker 3: It was Amy, you were embarrassing a black mean in

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Speaker 3: front of Fortney's and Kylie.

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Speaker 5: Every day I wake up like, man, I'm done with

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Speaker 2: First of all, I just want the listeners to know

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Comedy hype. Still maybe if you all regram it

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 5: Comedy Chicago, June twenty fifth, two thousand and eight. First

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Speaker 1: Howary you remember that Little Reil from Insecure?

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Speaker 5: From Insecure, from Get It Out the Living Color Reboot

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Speaker 5: That she did well for him. He turned it into

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Speaker 1: So you remember the sending your were the first time

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Speaker 5: I don't remember A thousand and eight Jokes and Notes.

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Speaker 5: Formerly Black On Comedy club in Chicago, owned by a woman,

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Speaker 5: It's like it's really mary Yella Lindsay. That is what

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Speaker 3: So what is comedy and what is it like starting

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what isn't there drama with the Second City?

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Speaker 5: Every improv, every drama sexual assault, racism. I mean the

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Speaker 5: If one of us get through, shout out to Chris Red,

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Speaker 5: you know one every half of many years, it's.

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Speaker 5: You know, just let one of us get through and

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Speaker 5: I mean, not leave the show, but like if he

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Speaker 1: Can do that. Do that did you do his contract?

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Speaker 1: How you know that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are you a lawyer on the side? Are you everybody?

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Speaker 5: Okay, when famous mofuckers be talking like, I'll be just

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Speaker 1: Like you the youth.

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Speaker 5: Right here, I'll be like, yeah, no, I'll be having

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Speaker 5: to dude, we gotta do that. You got to ear

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Speaker 5: hustle to uh to get it because I'm not a

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Speaker 1: So I got Clark Jones. You are not.

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Speaker 4: It's actually it's French.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you are not a good networker, even though I

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Speaker 5: So I don't know if people, people in a bunch

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Speaker 2: Mm hm, So so I don't know if you really

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Speaker 5: Is that what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Nobody really knows my thing?

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Speaker 4: That's why?

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Speaker 1: Is that why people in Chicago? So Kanye talks all

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing Chicago has this like speaking of to

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Speaker 4: Of like sexual assault, sexual harassment.

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Speaker 1: That comes from Chicago.

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Speaker 5: I was like, and it started there. I ain't even

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Speaker 2: With the Chicago style. Pizza and sexual assault they go

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Speaker 4: I was on football, I was.

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Speaker 4: So Fox, because.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about drawing Samuel L.

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Speaker 5: We shot that in this in this building, this building,

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Speaker 5: We shot uhich quick misdemeanors in this building.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know that.

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Speaker 5: That's Kevin ims uh Web series.

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Speaker 2: Don't be shouting now, no more people on here. This

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Speaker 2: hot ninety seven. Please yeah listen, funk Flex listen, Big

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Speaker 1: Wait, hold on what that was So what that was

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Speaker 5: They just I was up in the in the pizza spices.

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Speaker 5: Is why I can't can't say the name whatever it

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Speaker 5: a big thing about Chicago was New York Pizza. I

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Speaker 1: Pizza is better Chicago and New York. Chicago. Pizza is

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Speaker 5: We take time to make it. There's not a bunch

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Speaker 1: Because you don't have nothing else. We have, yeah, pizza nothing.

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Speaker 5: No, we just have legit three things to do that day,

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Speaker 1: Also, yeah, why is the pizza so deep? It's legit

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Speaker 5: It's a yeah, it's a for real pie. And it's

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Speaker 5: Everything in New York is like we make in a

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Speaker 1: It's like New York.

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Speaker 5: Take your own pizza is to do it to self.

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Speaker 5: Pizza place just so you can just how much time

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Speaker 3: Wait, so when you go to a Chicago pizza place,

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Speaker 5: But everything in Chicago comes with fries, also fries. It's

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Speaker 5: Chicago is the home of like food that comes wrapped

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Speaker 1: Chicago's home of the you're gonna lose your foot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you just go happy.

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Speaker 2: That's how which is crazy because they you're gonna lose

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Speaker 2: your foot there.

449
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Speaker 1: But don't they like step or shuffle there with.

450
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Speaker 5: Circulated you about one about one adjective from coonand don't

451
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Speaker 5: you all step a shuffle a hand jab?

452
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

453
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 5: I don't black hand what's what I don't know. Chicago

454
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Speaker 5: is a dance city.

455
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 4: Juking. You've seen chance to wrap a do early on.

456
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 1: Is from Chicago. I would just want to see.

457
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Speaker 4: Need some you know what.

458
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Speaker 5: When comedyyp posted out the YouTube clip no No No.

459
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Speaker 1: Send us a boomerang that will send a comedy.

460
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 4: High Okay, I make sure I got my name well.

461
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 1: Also, it is R. Kelly from Chicago. How y'all feeling

462
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 1: about That's the thing we don't talk about as much

463
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 1: as we used to, but let's talk about it for

464
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 1: a little bit. He stepping in the name of blow.

465
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Speaker 5: Yeah, here's the thing about it. If you good it

466
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Speaker 5: went to school in Chicago between ninety three through maybe

467
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 5: now high school. You've definitely seen R. Kelly pull up

468
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 5: at the high school at the high school.

469
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Speaker 4: You've seen at your high school. I went to high school.

470
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Speaker 1: Damn I she didn't say that, No, say it, come on.

471
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Speaker 5: And I went to Whitney Young High School on the

472
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Speaker 5: West Side. It's one of the where Michelle love.

473
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Speaker 6: One Obama, Michelle Luwan Lawan feels right. I feel like

474
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Speaker 6: it's something with a way. Michelle Robinson went that Robinson

475
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Speaker 6: class eighty one went there. Beautiful bunch of a bunch

476
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Speaker 6: of good people. And yeah, we used to see that.

477
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Speaker 5: Yukon which is a very two thousand, two thousand.

478
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 3: Car was trying to sneak or it was like windows

479
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 3: was rolled down and he was hanging out the window.

480
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 5: This was even before like sh it really went down,

481
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 5: so he didn't have to sneak at all. Just like, oh, ship,

482
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 5: Kelly picking up a friend of mine.

483
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 1: Picking up a freaking up a friend. You didn't think

484
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: any of that. It was Michelle Levon. Didn't you think

485
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: that's like Kelly's picking up someone common.

486
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 4: That you know, someone that we knew.

487
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's just what it was. But what year

488
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 1: was this?

489
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 3: Like?

490
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Speaker 1: How old was your friend?

491
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Speaker 5: I went, I was in high school, late nine well,

492
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Speaker 5: early two thousands.

493
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 1: Be honest.

494
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 5: The only person about your age late eighties who comes

495
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 5: into this YO, because Sydney don't want to give you

496
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Speaker 5: I was.

497
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Speaker 4: Michelle Robinson tutor.

498
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 5: Right, you're gonna meet somebody.

499
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Speaker 4: Just stop crying.

500
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Speaker 1: You introduced Michelle to her, your friend Barack. I got

501
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,919
Speaker 1: it ready for AP test.

502
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 3: Wait, so you were in high school and he was

503
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 3: pulling up, picking up.

504
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: Like seniors, juniors whatever.

505
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 2: I just want you to know the New York Times

506
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 2: listen to us, so they're probably going to hit you

507
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: up about the man.

508
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 5: I want to talk about it. I want five hundred

509
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 5: likes of the posts because we're still black. Wait, I

510
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 5: know he would. We've heard this before because the big thing.

511
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 4: About like Chicago in high schools.

512
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 5: Is like, there would always be like these big games,

513
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 5: you know, the Kinwood versus Simeon or with young versus whatever,

514
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 5: because basketball is such a big thing. He's a big

515
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 5: basketball fan, like he would you.

516
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Speaker 1: Know, No, he's not a basketball but he's a cheerleader fan.

517
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: He's a child fan.

518
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 3: He really was trying to He can't read, but he

519
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 3: could hop he's a kid napper.

520
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 5: Captain or whatever, so he would be at these like

521
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 5: these classic would there.

522
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Speaker 3: Be any other famous Chicago Like, it's.

523
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: Just his famous ass and everybody else.

524
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 5: It's just like it's it's like when you know that

525
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 5: older guy comes back.

526
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: No, but Kelly, it's not the same.

527
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,719
Speaker 5: Was Witch, but it was it was mass Is like, oh, man,

528
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 5: he's so humble. Man, he hang out with school kids,

529
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 5: girl around home. Man, Robert, it's.

530
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 2: Kelly Kelly. Do people get defensive from Chicago about Arch.

531
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Speaker 1: For a long time? They did? Are they finally they knew?

532
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 5: Even though people knew, it was just like, yo, he's

533
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 5: It's like with anything celebrity worship, where it's like, oh,

534
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 5: he's famous, and it's he does this for the community.

535
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: It's not worship.

536
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 2: I think it's just literally black people never want to

537
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 2: admit about the pedophile or like they'll be like, oh,

538
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 2: that's the uncle that touch everybody.

539
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: You can't go to his house.

540
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 2: But we're not gonna say or they want they won't.

541
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 3: Say he touches everybody. They just be like, that's the

542
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 3: uncle whose house you can't go to.

543
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 5: But it's also very much a thing of like, you know, Okay,

544
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 5: we can say whatever we want to about somebody. Nobody

545
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 5: from outside can say, yes, it's the same thing. Anybody

546
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 5: I just know from Chicago. We can say whatever. And

547
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 5: people did talk about it, especially when the tape came out.

548
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: They say what they say, tell us.

549
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 4: It did sold playing numbers.

550
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 3: R Kelly, Wait, did you see the tape and say,

551
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 3: oh my god, that's Clarice.

552
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 5: Looked like that was Larie's cousin at the minimum, that

553
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 5: was a Sparkle's niece or whatever.

554
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: Sparkle.

555
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: Did you see the tape and be like, there's no

556
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 2: way that R Kelly got that age fucked up?

557
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 5: I saw this saying there's no way that's not R Kelly.

558
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 5: That's the first thing. That's the first thing, because that

559
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 5: was his defense that it wasn't him.

560
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 3: Did y'all see the Boondogs episode with the when R.

561
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 3: Kelly was paint one. No, they did not city. You

562
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 3: gotta watch the.

563
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 4: It's insane.

564
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 5: But I think people, or at least you know in

565
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 5: my age round the people who ship. We was at

566
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 5: prim dancing. This is a big part of our you know,

567
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 5: coming up.

568
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 4: I don't know what was that, dude?

569
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: Was you was like years ago? The towers towers still standing.

570
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 5: I really feel like you went to brothers were died

571
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 5: in high school. Died two thousand and one. She died

572
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 5: like a week after the towers. Yes, I mean she

573
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 5: died after the towers came down, because that was that

574
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 5: was I was.

575
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Speaker 3: No.

576
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 1: I think she before she before that.

577
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 2: You might be thinking of leftover towers with nine eleven.

578
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 2: She was before she was in like August. She let

579
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 2: me tell you, I.

580
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: Was Blueprint came out of the same day came eleven.

581
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Speaker 4: That was not eleven.

582
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: It was my friend Keisha's birthday because that was.

583
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 5: The last episode of Live in Single.

584
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: Let's google. I was drinking, I was in my UH.

585
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,239
Speaker 3: I was in a math class and they made an

586
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: announcement and they're like the World Trade Center just got

587
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 3: hit attacked, and everybody in my class freaked out.

588
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: But I didn't know what the World Trade Center was.

589
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: August twenty fifth, two thousand and one.

590
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 4: School I did did not know in New York.

591
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: In New York, but I didn't know.

592
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 3: I didn't know what the Twin Towers are, but I

593
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 3: didn't know what the World Trade Center was.

594
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 5: I feel like y'all just kind of like whatever white

595
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 5: people doing, we're doing something different.

596
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: What is like, that's what we're trying to do. I

597
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: taw in East New York, Utah, I taught.

598
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 2: So wait, when did you move here from twenty thirteen?

599
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: Real?

600
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: That's like right around the corner. Yeah, you thought it

601
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: was longer than that.

602
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how I thought that you were

603
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: you thought the nixt.

604
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 3: To it since Patrick, since John starts.

605
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 5: For No Yankees World Series and no.

606
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: Really, you just seem comfortable. Yeah, you give me beanie vibes.

607
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 4: That's my shirt. I want you to.

608
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 5: Comedy this rock shirt. Okay, So you state property.

609
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: You you packed all your state property things and moved

610
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 3: to New York and.

611
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 4: Twenty thirty property state property and you were a.

612
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: Teacher or you came here for comedy.

613
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 5: I came here for comedy. I taught in Chicago, and

614
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 5: then I.

615
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 3: Started teaching, where is the reading level better East New

616
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: York or Chicago.

617
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 5: If you can get kids to read, then maybe you

618
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 5: could know they're reading level down but getting.

619
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: Done these books. Professor Clak, Well.

620
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 5: Here's the dumbss thing I taught our class, so.

621
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: They didn't even need you. You're a substitute teacher. That's

622
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: that's the crazy part. That's the best part about it.

623
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 4: The charter school.

624
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: I was teaching that charters school.

625
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 5: The boys good, the boys and girls cannot ever be together,

626
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 5: not even for lunch.

627
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: Why because of charter schools.

628
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 5: They think they just experiment and science projects. How to

629
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 5: teach kids better? Yeah, but the only time they could

630
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 5: get together was in my class. So I would have

631
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 5: like thirty fifteen year olds thirty who are just seeing

632
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 5: each other for the first time that day, and I'm

633
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 5: teaching them about fucking.

634
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: Uh shape primary colors, paint and uh what colors, but

635
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: like putting.

636
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 5: The collagis together, and they're like, man, fuck that, I

637
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 5: ain't got to talk to Brenda this whole day.

638
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: You talk, you all loose and laid back. So they

639
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: took advantage of it. Man, they took advantage of you

640
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: fuck you.

641
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 5: They didn't even the club they did in New York

642
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 5: high schools and like I did that for like a

643
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 5: year and then, uh didn't break your soul. That's what

644
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 5: they wanted because I picked up a check that I

645
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 5: forgotten a month later and they didn't see me there,

646
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 5: so they were like, oh, damn man, we got really

647
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 5: we got we Sorry, man, everybody gets sorry when they

648
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 5: think that they got rid of you because they you know, kids,

649
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 5: they appreciate you that you did because I was there

650
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 5: every day they fighting and I'm still I was like,

651
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 5: you know, because then they got to go back to

652
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 5: that mean ass math teacher and then they're like, damn man,

653
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 5: we probably should have been probably should have been cooler

654
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 5: than we were back. No, I would not ever go.

655
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 5: It was the end of the ill trained anything over there.

656
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Canarsi is not a good place. Would and

657
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 3: neither is East New York. Because I'm a good person.

658
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 3: I thought I could.

659
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: That's not why you didn't know that it was bad

660
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: out there.

661
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 5: It's a different it's a different kind of bad, like

662
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 5: because not only because of just uh, like you know,

663
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 5: low incoming ship like that, but like you know, I

664
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 5: wasn't familiar. There's not a big West Indian Caribbean culture

665
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 5: in Chicago.

666
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: Oh really, Now I didn't know that. I didn't know.

667
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: That's just in Sydney.

668
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 3: Let me tell you where the Caribbean people are that

669
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 3: are not in the Caribbean. They're in Brooklyn, They're in

670
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 3: All Up and Down Florida. They're in Miami, Fort Lauderdale.

671
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: They're in Boston, and they're in Canada, DEAs It Canada, Toronto.

672
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: Montreal, Montre.

673
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, Montreal does have a neighborhood that's supper training is

674
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 5: I know.

675
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: I was in the bus station like it's like people.

676
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: It was brown people and I was like super eating

677
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: tigen and talking loud on the phone.

678
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 4: Those three blocks in Montreal they're.

679
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 5: Popping clean up Chicken clean up there. Yeah it's a

680
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,239
Speaker 5: spidal By comedy works. I forget the name of it,

681
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 5: but uh yeah they so.

682
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: Because there's no Caribbean people in Chicago, you didn't know

683
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 3: how to handle people.

684
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: It was just the cultural difference. And they know. Kids

685
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: pick it up quick. They know, like.

686
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, not only but not from

687
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 4: New York.

688
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 5: Also, I don't have West Indian blood in me, so

689
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 5: it was just like.

690
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: Did you have a thicker accent, Like, what's a Chicago Chicago?

691
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: Chicago.

692
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 5: Chicago's segregated, so that's the white, the Grabowski's and you know,

693
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 5: Poolish sausage and all of that. But Chicago black accident

694
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 5: in southern.

695
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: So we dropped. We don't.

696
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 4: We don't. Like, if you really catch me on safe

697
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 4: sometimes I'll say.

698
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 5: Car or they far from here, far.

699
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: Or anything.

700
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 5: All the rds are dropped and we're good at like segue,

701
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,479
Speaker 5: so it'll be like, uh, if you're telling the story,

702
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 5: you're like the whole time I'm out there on some

703
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 5: you know, I'm hitting the corner, I'm bend the corners

704
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 5: on dummy with my.

705
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: Fans, Like corners on the corners on dummy. You mean

706
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: you mean pull up?

707
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 5: Pull up?

708
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: You mean yeah?

709
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Like that's how you that's like,

710
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 7: can't call it like if you see yeah.

711
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 5: It's from y yeah in the store. Yeah yeah. You

712
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, especially if you've been there with

713
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 5: it before.

714
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: Like yeah, ya is better than a your like yeah.

715
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not coming to either if I had to

716
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 2: come yeah.

717
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 5: Yeahs like a it's like a communication between you and

718
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 5: the chick like, hey, you know I smashed already, but

719
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna.

720
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 4: Put it out there.

721
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it's but it's it's it's I think like

722
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 5: smash you know that.

723
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: And I was it an inside if a nigga like

724
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: you know it's.

725
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 5: Between no, no, it's between me and her, like yeah yeah,

726
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 5: other niggas know that.

727
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, so it is. It is not.

728
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:17,760
Speaker 5: It's like in front of me because yeah yeah yeah,

729
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 5: is me out here?

730
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, even though I'm embarrassing.

731
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah right yeah, Well in New York, the thing is

732
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: you're right, but that's not like that's not yah yah,

733
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: that's definitely not like I know you we smashed. You're

734
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 2: just a disrespectful as people who are not going to say.

735
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 2: I'm not going to address you like a normal person.

736
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're yo, ma here.

737
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I know you're going.

738
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: We've been there. Don't try to.

739
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 2: Speaking of pulling up on women, how do you guys

740
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 2: court in Chicago.

741
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 5: Like culture, I come from Southside Chicago. Here we go

742
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 5: frowned upon to be thirsty.

743
00:34:59,360 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: It's frown of.

744
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 5: It's frowned upon you Why that's why hold on? Maybe

745
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 5: the niggas you've been talking to him.

746
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on. What I'm gonna say

747
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 3: is this it's frown upon, it be thirsty anywhere.

748
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah?

749
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 5: So are all these sexual assault, sexual rans things.

750
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 3: That's Hollywood, Okay, that's it's pull my dick out.

751
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, you're his job, don't you guess

752
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: what that is? That's white privilege.

753
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 4: Where I came from.

754
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 5: Man, It's just like, if you're trying too hard, and

755
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 5: I think that hurt me being in comedy, because you

756
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 5: know speak, I ain't so and so from just Oh

757
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 5: you're just such a great and I'm just like I

758
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 5: come from. You get clown endlessly if you're that, if

759
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 5: you're that eager, try that hard, if you're eager, if

760
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 5: you're into.

761
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 3: But I think that's I don't think that's where you

762
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 3: come from. I think that's a pride thing, right. A

763
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 3: lot of black folks, that's how we are. We're like,

764
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 3: we don't want to look pressed ever, we don't look thirsty,

765
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 3: we don't look like we don't want you to feel

766
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 3: like we need you. But white people, they don't care

767
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 3: about looking cool. Openly, white people will openly introduce themselves

768
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 3: and be like I'd love to chat with you, maybe

769
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 3: have a tea or get a drink.

770
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do your show sometime. Well you don't have

771
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: to pay me. And it's like, wait, what you have

772
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 1: to do your show?

773
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 5: The very idea of a comedy fan is so white,

774
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I'm talking about going to

775
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 5: shows before niggas are famous. Don't you dare before niggas

776
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 5: are famous?

777
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 2: Unofficial expert listeners. I don't know who this man is. Honestly,

778
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: we got black people who come to see us regularly.

779
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:40,959
Speaker 1: You know why.

780
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 5: Here's that's why we're in a new way of black folks.

781
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 5: Because even when I taught over East New York, like

782
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 5: you know, the the whole thing, the whole time when

783
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 5: I was in college, when I was in high school,

784
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 5: like yo, Jamaicans eight gay people they eight gay shit right,

785
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 5: we're now teaching at these high schools now like boys

786
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 5: are open least other boys laps jamaicane.

787
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: That's the thing.

788
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 3: But that's the thing people hate. There are gay people

789
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 3: in Jamaica.

790
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: It's plenty. There's plenty of gay people down there, but

791
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: how do we get from there?

792
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 3: So that's a West Indian thing, that's a black man

793
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 3: like Island mindset, right, like you you got to be

794
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 3: a man, you're not supposed to be gay. But that

795
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 3: doesn't mean that the gay people don't exist down there.

796
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 4: No, I ain't saying it don't exist.

797
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 5: I'm talking about like whereas culturally you're like open with

798
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 5: it and everybody's like.

799
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 4: Yo, don't with them.

800
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 1: You're saying that that's new that people.

801
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 5: I'm saying that it's a new thing, a new phenomenon

802
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 5: where people were like niggas get reflex on you for

803
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 5: coming at their gay friend.

804
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: They're openly gay friends. But that's a sign of the

805
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: times though too. I think that's just I was so confused.

806
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: How do we get from here to like, I'm just.

807
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 4: We're talking about keep.

808
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I just it's just a new wave of

809
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 5: black dance going on.

810
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 4: So it's black.

811
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 5: Black people are openly comedy fans that didn't there used

812
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 5: to be a white thing like white Boy's comedy.

813
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have any comedy fans, you know, I'm fifty,

814
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 1: that's what I was.

815
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 5: First of all, we couldn't even like ship, we couldn't smile.

816
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 3: That was in the forties because ye were segregated you

817
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 3: whistle and you were good hung.

818
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 4: Under you cut your.

819
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: Eyes and a white woman and they're like, oh my god,

820
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: he touched my butt.

821
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 5: Yeah till, my god, I.

822
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 4: Think about until once a day.

823
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 5: I feel like that's a real thing in Brooklyn. Yeah,

824
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 5: thinktill every time.

825
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: Well that's the sound of the times, right.

826
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 3: It used to be black dudes couldn't even walk on

827
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: the sidewalk when a white woman anymore, and now black dudes.

828
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: Push push a black woman out the way to run

829
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 1: after a white women.

830
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, be at the shows, yo, that'd be from the

831
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 5: stage stage.

832
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: That's a damn ride. And no, I won't share with

833
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I an uberpool. I have an uberpool.

834
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 5: People lift lipc barbecue.

835
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: You're in a move.

836
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 5: He's in a move, going to get every every black

837
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 5: dude go through it a little bit.

838
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: You know. It's specially being in Brooklyn.

839
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 3: So can you You said Chicago segregated, right, So how

840
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 3: does one who grows up in a segregated place then

841
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 3: find a white woman to date?

842
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 5: You gotta move to Brooklyn because it's not happening like everything.

843
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 5: Even Indian woman like updated some here, but in Chicago,

844
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 5: Indian women and black people like yo, any people, you

845
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 5: only only see him when I will go to these

846
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 5: clubs with bottle service.

847
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: They were with your maya yas. Yeah, come on now, Clark,

848
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 2: don't you dare?

849
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 5: So it was just a different thing. Everybody just looks

850
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,959
Speaker 5: down and everything is racist. So like to come here

851
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 5: at first, you're just like, you know, you don't trust.

852
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 1: It, but like you still shouldn't trust it.

853
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 5: You should never trust it, but like you just you know,

854
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 5: it's just a different thing. It's a different type of Ah,

855
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 5: it's the same type of white woman. She's just liberated.

856
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: Black men are liberated in Brooklyn. That's what it is.

857
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 4: In Bushwick.

858
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 5: I'm very liberated, vote openly talking about Hillary.

859
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 4: It's just a different, different world.

860
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely are sixty five, Like it's such a yeah,

861
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: it's new. It was new to me. So what do

862
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,760
Speaker 1: you do? So what do you like about Brooklyn?

863
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 3: Like, what do you like about New York that you

864
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 3: feel like you didn't get into Chicago.

865
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 4: To be honest, I'm not a fan of Brooklyn.

866
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say you're not a

867
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 2: fan of Chicago, and I was like, really, it gets better, you.

868
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: Know what it is?

869
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 5: You know what when I would visit New York, I

870
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 5: would always be in Harlem, and that's I love harm.

871
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not like that in Harlem. Awesome. Harlem

872
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: is the new Brooklyn. Yeah, and that but that was that,

873
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: that decline happened, like.

874
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 5: You're like quick, Yeah, really when I was coming here,

875
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 5: you know, I've been coming to New York's like oh nine,

876
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 5: and I would always just hang in Brooklyn, you know

877
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 5: with the what is it called the Harlem Elite, the

878
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 5: Harlem Heights type of the.

879
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: Harlem glob trotters.

880
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, cultured people, Yeah, this talented tenth you know,

881
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 5: I went to one House.

882
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 3: God, yeah, Clark went to more House and I didn't

883
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 3: hear him back. Yeah, he just wanted to know, shout.

884
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 5: Out, she's got to have it. So like you know,

885
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:52,280
Speaker 5: once again with the.

886
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 3: All the famous people who've gone to more House, and

887
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 3: Specy is the person you shout it out?

888
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: Who else you got? Didn't Martin Luther King go to

889
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: more House? Am I making this up? Martin Luther King?

890
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 5: If this was twenty eighteen, that March would have not happened,

891
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 5: it would have so.

892
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: Much would have been a hashjag No. I think they

893
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: would have made it dude. You think dude Jangle who

894
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: was sending his wife tapes of him fucking other women?

895
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: How these tapes?

896
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 4: I mean back in the audio.

897
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: Bigg as in the closet course.

898
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 2: Like washing machine and somebody's like moving the tape while

899
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 2: it's going to somebody.

900
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 5: Closet turn over like that be you got a person

901
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 5: in the closet and it would be just this big

902
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 5: ass FBI tapes.

903
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 2: So you think people wouldn't come to the march just

904
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 2: because he cheated on Corretta, get the fun out of it,

905
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 2: would get the hell out of here.

906
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 5: It wouldn't come. I said, it would not have happened.

907
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 1: It would have happened.

908
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 3: People are still going to go see Kevin Hart movie. Yes,

909
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 3: and he don't cheat it on his rip Mick rib.

910
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: Flurry because Kevin Hart is not a threat to anything.

911
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: And that's all. I love Kevin Hart, you know, but

912
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: but I heal it me what you're saying.

913
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 5: He said hisself. He never gets off brand in interviews.

914
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 5: He's never gonna say anything that's gonna turn off Brand.

915
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: Is putting his dick in somebody else. That's what he

916
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: talks about on stage.

917
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 5: That's why his first marriage was from fucking different things

918
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 5: with her.

919
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter about him.

920
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 2: It's it's like people are gonna support you regardless of

921
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 2: the things that Kobe Bryant basically allegedly raped a woman,

922
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 2: gave his wife a ring.

923
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 3: I don't think raped anybody cop sex with a white

924
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 3: woman in Colorado and she was like, oh my god,

925
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 3: I can get maybe some money out of this. See

926
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 3: I don't like that though, So that's what I think

927
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 3: happened with Ky's.

928
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 4: Rude, That's what happened.

929
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 5: He was just like, was like, bitch, please, I don't

930
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 5: think and she wasn't quite used to that.

931
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: Colorado broke off a little bit.

932
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 3: No, Sidney, I feel like if you look, if you like,

933
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 3: if you when the whole thing was going down, it

934
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 3: was like, no, if you knew he was married, you.

935
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: Put yourself in that situation so that.

936
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 3: You could bang Kobe Bryant so you can say that

937
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 3: you banged him, and then after it happened, you were like.

938
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: God, gets so bad.

939
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: So what makes her different from all the women with

940
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 2: co with uh Bill Cosby.

941
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: You're saying if they were drugged, didn't use drugs.

942
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 4: On people.

943
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 5: Over the course of forty years, It's kind of. It's

944
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 5: a numbers game.

945
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: Groupies exist.

946
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, if Kobe had two more bodies.

947
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,280
Speaker 1: Also, he needs two more bodies.

948
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 5: If Kobe would have got two more bodies in his

949
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 5: digital age, and it.

950
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 4: Would be worse.

951
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 3: It's not about the number of bodies. It's about the

952
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 3: way it went down. And groupies are a thing. They

953
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 3: go to games. They're not basketball fans. They're fans of

954
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 3: men with money. That's it in Colorado, just the idea, mean,

955
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 3: what else they got to do in Colorado?

956
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 4: Weed?

957
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: Was it legal? There?

958
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 5: Just the idea of you know, first of all, people

959
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 5: still don't believe women.

960
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,439
Speaker 4: That's that's so bad.

961
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 5: No, no hashtag, are Kelly.

962
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: Come to my hotel? Cash? After the party? Is the

963
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: hotel lobby?

964
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 5: And Kobe has never been like mister maybe lately that

965
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 5: he's retired, But while he was playing, he was not

966
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 5: mister I can't breathe, or mister like you know, black power,

967
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 5: black equality anything.

968
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: Never said anything better with that type of guy.

969
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 4: So he played the role like he was.

970
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 2: So you're saying, it's the people are the threat that

971
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 2: are speaking out against.

972
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: You ain't even got to do ship. If you're a threat,

973
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: you ain't gonta do ship. Yeah, they'll find stuff to do.

974
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: They will be, there will be stuff.

975
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 5: Tiger Wood was playing golf with Trump right now, and

976
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 5: this motherfucker they've been putting him through hell for five

977
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 5: years for treating that poor white woman so so bad.

978
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 3: Many women came out wait Tiger Woods. It was like

979
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: twenty six girls that were like, I beg Tiger Woods too.

980
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean she didn't she beat the nigga

981
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: with the club.

982
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 5: I mean I think she won't nobody what she.

983
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: Got and she got half.

984
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know how you gonna be somebody with the

985
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 5: thing that makes y'all money.

986
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: Yes, y'all money makes money.

987
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 4: And beat you over with a microphone.

988
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 5: I'll be like, yeah, man, how you gonna beat somebody

989
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 5: over the podcast?

990
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't sick with the whole equipment.

991
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm killing you.

992
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: I would listen. I would play with Trump to after

993
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: what Tiger Wood's been through. I just want to know

994
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 1: what the they got to talk to. What's probably body

995
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 1: for Trump? Come on, y'all, chill, chill, chill.

996
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 4: If he's allowed to. He like a felon now, so

997
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 4: I don't even know.

998
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: He's a fellain. He's a fellant. He went through jail

999
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: for a d UI. Domestic abuse is a felony. That's

1000
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: what he went to jail for. That's not it's not.

1001
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 4: When you're a white wife, you could beat the nigga.

1002
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 3: Club and she, I mean, can't we talk about the catch?

1003
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 3: Can we talk about the come up? She was a

1004
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 3: nanny when he met her, and now.

1005
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 5: She's worth and let that poor woman have to pick

1006
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 5: up a golf club.

1007
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 4: That's that's abuse, that's abuse, that's impression.

1008
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: But wasn't he in the car he was to flee?

1009
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: Was she didn't even get away? I want to feel like,

1010
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: is she a track start? Like?

1011
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 3: I feel like she did a sport? She Britney Spears

1012
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 3: with the umbrella in his car.

1013
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 5: I don't even know how you still met somebody tried

1014
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 5: to get away?

1015
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: They run into a fire?

1016
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 3: Can I I just looked up Tiger Woods. His Okay,

1017
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,720
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, his name is not even Tiger.

1018
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 3: I don't y'all knew that his name was Eldrick Eldrick

1019
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 3: taunt Woods. Yeah, I would change my name of Tiger too.

1020
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 2: What you yeah, Eldrick Tony the Tiger Woods?

1021
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: Where does the tiger come from? I mean, we need

1022
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: to come up with a nickname.

1023
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 4: For you got the tiger his complation, you got the

1024
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 4: tiger face.

1025
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. He looks tired.

1026
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 3: So so we we did a lot. We talked about

1027
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 3: segregation in Chicago. So what is the school, like, what's

1028
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 3: going like? In my mind when I think of Chicago School,

1029
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 3: I think of lean on Me. I think before mister

1030
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 3: Clark got there, Chicago School.

1031
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 5: So like, okay, just a touch on that, like, uh,

1032
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 5: I'm getting talk shows.

1033
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's good. It's just a touch on.

1034
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: I love it. Just a dab on you. You're very comfortable.

1035
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 5: Whole time Shout Comedy gave me.

1036
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 1: They gave me a whole welcoming party.

1037
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 5: Damn, it's really going down in the h It's a

1038
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 5: baby water bottle and some so have even water snacks

1039
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 5: and uh yeah, no, Chicago, it's five blocks.

1040
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 4: The whole house side is not fucked up.

1041
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 5: I grew up on the South side, like uh fucking

1042
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 5: Obama's community organizer on the South side of Chicago. It's

1043
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 5: really five blocks. But just like they do with anywhere.

1044
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 5: When I say that, I mean the media, I mean

1045
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,479
Speaker 5: a race, I mean we're all whatever. But it's really

1046
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 5: like four or five blocks that's always popping off at

1047
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 5: and people from this South Chicago know not to go there.

1048
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 5: Like I remember watching uh, The Real World Chicago.

1049
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, where the fuck are they? Because

1050
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,479
Speaker 1: I didn't know. They always take you in a cut

1051
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: that you're not going to, like the.

1052
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 5: Real areas wicker Park. But I was like, which is

1053
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 5: a super gentrified area? Used to be sucked up, but

1054
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 5: when real World came there, that started the gentrification process.

1055
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: That's how I know your asses old, because who the

1056
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 2: fuck is referencing the real world?

1057
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 5: First of all, y'all should see how hard Sydney's rolling

1058
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 5: from a very comfortable position.

1059
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 4: Feed up.

1060
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be that comfortable. Oh you didn't notice the

1061
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: Sydney's couch cut.

1062
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 8: That's where I live, what you're talking about over the where?

1063
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 8: So that was the start of I'm a historian. You

1064
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 8: really are, Honestly I thought you I did. I did

1065
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 8: a test prep for the Regents in New York.

1066
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: Yo, Clark, you're a man, many jobs. You're not.

1067
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 5: Somewhere down a lot, dude, this gap. They would not

1068
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 5: I would not go to Nigeria. They won't let me leave.

1069
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: I promise. You got to announce you like brother, you

1070
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: are you are?

1071
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 5: I thought fish to throw a leather jacket home, man

1072
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 5: that selling mad incense.

1073
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: Put a little kofee on that ass. That's what.

1074
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 5: Oh that's another thing I love about one hundred twenty

1075
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 5: fifth Street. So like I will you be used to?

1076
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 5: I still no, no, no. I was coming back from

1077
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 5: from La Guardia, and I was out over about the

1078
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 5: four five six train and.

1079
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: So wait, you were coming until you took the bus

1080
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: from I might do West India. That's the new podcast.

1081
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you might do India.

1082
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 5: You took so you took one same sixty six sixty

1083
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 5: one twenty fifth. Then I take that train, did take

1084
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 5: I would take the l God damn dude.

1085
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: But I was trying to take a picture out there.

1086
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 5: The dude tappy like, hey, no, we don't do pictures

1087
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 5: over here on the right by that Popeyes, And I

1088
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 5: was like, yo, Harlem is still harlow.

1089
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: You're trying to get a picture of your I was

1090
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: taking a picture of the corner. Feel like, we don't

1091
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: do that. He was just sonning you. He could tell you,

1092
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: because you like Chicago, you don't take that.

1093
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 5: You had a McDonald's to take a photo exactly like

1094
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 5: I was like this like this ain't no.

1095
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: Yet they pulled up on you.

1096
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 4: They was right there.

1097
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 3: You had your McDonald's trap with the whipp pre you're mcfrapp.

1098
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 5: Mcfrapp from the right from the airport. No No, I

1099
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 5: went into the McDonald's on the and it was fresh,

1100
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 5: the chills onky.

1101
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 2: You've been on the road a lot, so is this

1102
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: how you live in you're taking buses.

1103
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 5: To That's how I always did it, Like I'm gonna

1104
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 5: creature a habit like so I would. Yeah, you're talking

1105
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 5: dog WARDI take the sixty bridge and then I go

1106
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 5: one hundred twenty because I need that Harlem feel like

1107
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 5: that's what made.

1108
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: Them prices you.

1109
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 4: Service?

1110
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 5: What's what's what's the what's the free busy stick on

1111
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 5: the back.

1112
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 1: It's like service.

1113
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 2: I'm here for the ambiance, dude, this is what you

1114
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: can afford.

1115
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: This is in your budget uggage like.

1116
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,919
Speaker 5: Less some spirit. I got like a pencil case because

1117
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 5: because they charge you for that.

1118
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: Spirit will be like you can't you can't bring that back.

1119
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: It's not my child. Is that a wallet that's like

1120
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: fifty but you're on.

1121
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 2: Your suitcase how many Asian ladies with fucking cans knock

1122
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 2: you over?

1123
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 5: No Asian women on the train.

1124
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 1: It's on the bus, And he'd be like, but pop

1125
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: the trunk. Yeah, Like yo, what a second half of

1126
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: this bus? Like can I just tie this to the top?

1127
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 5: Is this the Spirit shuttle bus to.

1128
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: So o'clock?

1129
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: In the beginning, you you were talking about how some

1130
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 2: days you want to quit comedy.

1131
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: What's up?

1132
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 4: What's going on? It's just it's a you know what.

1133
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 5: Anywhere here, especially anywhere any industry, that you're in.

1134
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: The middle is the hardest part. So you're admitting you're

1135
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 1: in the middle.

1136
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 4: Oh for sure, lower middle.

1137
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 5: Like when you first start, you're like, oh shit, and

1138
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 5: it's like this very clear path to like I got

1139
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 5: to get past at this club like this, then this happens.

1140
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 5: But when you're in the middle, and I feel like,

1141
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 5: you know, if you're up top, like you're in the

1142
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 5: position of like a chay or whoever. Especially in New York,

1143
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 5: it's very clearly defined. You can go into the anywhere,

1144
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 5: comedy celler, anywhere and just get it popping. So either way,

1145
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 5: there's an excitement there in the middle. You don't know

1146
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 5: from day to day who you're gonna get an email from.

1147
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: That's true.

1148
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,399
Speaker 5: It's like sometimes it's just like, oh yeah, they want

1149
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 5: me to come to this cool and then some I

1150
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 5: was just like weeks where it's just like like, you know,

1151
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 5: you just like fuck these niggas that much better than me,

1152
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Like that that whole Kanye thing.

1153
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 5: Man and John Lester got to joke about that too,

1154
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 5: where you just you just don't get what exactly you

1155
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 5: need to do, especially in New York, where it's like

1156
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 5: there is no it's not vertical, it's horizontal ish, like

1157
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 5: you you're coming from the smallest scene. Especially with comedy.

1158
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 5: You you you can look at other people in your

1159
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 5: lane because you're like, all right, there's a very clear

1160
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 5: you gotta eat past this club, then this club.

1161
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of your Chicago people come to New

1162
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 2: York and then blow the hell up, and y'all stick

1163
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 2: together to Chicago.

1164
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: Most people stick together. It's New York comedies that don't

1165
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: stick to you. It's true.

1166
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 5: But that was the other thing too, So like, well

1167
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 5: I was here, so like say Lee's a tragger or

1168
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 5: making Hannibal or Megan Gayly get something. He's like, man,

1169
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 5: your Chicago is getting everything. I'm like, nigga, I'm at

1170
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,720
Speaker 5: an open mic, put you like, what are you talking?

1171
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 5: So it's like, because of our saying as people clump

1172
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 5: us together, and it's like I didn't have a whole

1173
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 5: lot of shit.

1174
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,240
Speaker 4: I was hustling for everything.

1175
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 5: So it's like, but people like, oh, Chicago people get everything,

1176
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 5: and people are openly hating the comics just because just

1177
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 5: because three people from Chicago got.

1178
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 3: I feel like Chicago comics are also real verbal about

1179
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 3: how much better they think they are than us New

1180
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 3: York comics, and they come here and they'd be like,

1181
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 3: y'all be posting.

1182
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 4: I don't even know what y'all.

1183
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: Screenshot.

1184
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 4: We don't, Yeah, I don't. First of all, don't.

1185
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 5: First of all, if anybody have a screenshot, automatically the

1186
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 5: other person, that's my that's my policy.

1187
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: Why just because that's.

1188
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 4: Just a jeep.

1189
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the Chicago thing.

1190
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 5: Man, oh god, if a man, if someone woman posts

1191
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 5: a screenshot of anything, I just automatically bleed the other person.

1192
00:55:54,440 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: So I don't know how Just real quick, can we

1193
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: talk about it. Just we're gonna touch on it briefly.

1194
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 3: So Clark hosts a weekly show in Williamsburg at the

1195
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 3: Knitting Factor at the three two.

1196
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: It's two of the comics from shows.

1197
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 2: Will Miles, Kenny Divorce, Great guys, so funny.

1198
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,720
Speaker 1: So the show's weekly.

1199
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 3: They put on like they've had you're going to have

1200
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 3: amazing comics to the show.

1201
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 2: So I feel like every comedian I know have done it.

1202
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 2: For all my friends have.

1203
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: Done my friends.

1204
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: I overheard some people talking the other day and they

1205
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 3: were like, oh, well, I've never done the did and

1206
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 3: somebody was like, yeah, me neither.

1207
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: And I looked and was like, really, you have never

1208
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: done knitting. I was like, we have done.

1209
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 5: About Yeah my birthday show. I had you on in

1210
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 5: the back. Yeah last year that was your first time

1211
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 5: doing it. Then I was immediately like, yo, we got

1212
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 5: let me tell you something. All the black people who've

1213
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 5: done the show, and this is this is dedicated to

1214
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 5: some people who talked about me. If you don't on

1215
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 5: the show you had Grace said, I'm the reason.

1216
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:03,959
Speaker 1: That you even did the show.

1217
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 5: I believe it, not that other person who y'all be

1218
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 5: thinking in your albums and ship your.

1219
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:11,760
Speaker 4: Thinking the wrong people.

1220
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 3: What's what's the sublimin or you're not going I'm gonna

1221
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 3: look at all the albums.

1222
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: Who the gratitude?

1223
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 5: You will be thinking people be thinking the wrong person.

1224
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 5: It's like people I fought for, then they think somebody

1225
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 5: else was responding they fought for.

1226
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: What is the fight for?

1227
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 5: Like? Because because they used to they used to be

1228
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 5: a booker. So there used to be a time where, yeah,

1229
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 5: I remember that to all the black people.

1230
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: I used to be like, yo, we need this, we

1231
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: need this person. The book would be like nah, And

1232
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: well the.

1233
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 5: Booker would have the things that they wanted to do

1234
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:50,479
Speaker 5: with the show. But here's the thing about it. Here's

1235
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 5: some inside tea about the show. Talk about it, and

1236
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 5: it's a good thing to some inside.

1237
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the the show?

1238
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 5: Even from when Hannibal was running it, what he did

1239
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 5: was he would have a lot of quote unquote urban comics,

1240
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 5: a lot of which people forget. It was an opportunity

1241
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 5: for them to get in front of a Williamsburg crowd

1242
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 5: and see was they ship really that funny or was

1243
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 5: it uptown Atlanta funny? Was it south side of Chicago funny?

1244
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 5: And so he was given that opportunity for black comics

1245
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 5: or you know whatever, to test the material and in

1246
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 5: front of a different crowd and not just what you're

1247
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 5: used to, because they'd be like, man, I want to

1248
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 5: you know, I want to get a late night spot.

1249
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 4: I want to get well, come here, see if.

1250
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 5: Your ship works, and then then you can maybe make

1251
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 5: an honest evaluation of your jokes and what you're doing.

1252
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 5: So I wanted to continue to honor that. It's just that,

1253
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 5: you know, a lot of quote unquote urban comics don't want.

1254
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: To get scared, be scared to go up in front

1255
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: of white people. Really well, I feel like I feel

1256
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,479
Speaker 1: there is a distinction in New York.

1257
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 3: There are some comics that only do black rooms, like

1258
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 3: they only do like a hood room, where like they

1259
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 3: pay you with like a plate of rice and beans.

1260
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: No, they get paid at this.

1261
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 3: I know, I know they get paid, but I'm saying

1262
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 3: that's all they want to do. They don't want to

1263
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 3: do a mainstream room. They don't want to do a room.

1264
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: You know.

1265
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 5: It's the fear that, yo, if I start being funny

1266
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 5: over there, then I'm gonna lose my ability to go up.

1267
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 3: To And I've heard and I've heard this black dude

1268
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 3: say that to me. He was like, he was like,

1269
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 3: why you be doing all these white rooms, and he

1270
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 3: was like, or no, he said he said that to me,

1271
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 3: and then a couple months later was like, I need

1272
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 3: to start doing these white rooms with you, because he

1273
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 3: was like he just felt like he's his wheels are

1274
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 3: spinning at these black places and he's not, Yeah, exactly,

1275
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 3: you're not.

1276
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't even call it black places. It's just urban.

1277
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: It's just an urban circuit.

1278
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 3: Now. When I say urban, I mean black, I mean

1279
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,479
Speaker 3: in the Bronx starts in Brooklyn. I mean the places

1280
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 3: where you're like, the host will clown you in your

1281
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 3: shoes for twenty minutes.

1282
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 4: No matter what time the Flyer Savy shows.

1283
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,919
Speaker 1: Exactly, that's a black shot.

1284
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 5: Ain't even saying it's gonna be late. It might be

1285
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 5: thirty minutes before that. And they're like, oh, what the

1286
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 5: fuck you been?

1287
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: God? I'm okay, what's what's uh?

1288
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 4: What's that fight?

1289
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 3: Up?

1290
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: With the expressions? I think it is.

1291
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 5: I did Dale Harris's room back in the day. Man,

1292
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 5: I was trying to do it. I was trying to

1293
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,439
Speaker 5: go through the every everybody ship.

1294
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, funny with in both sides. Side.

1295
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 5: What happens is, you know, it's like it's a packing

1296
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 5: order so you got these people that chime this happened

1297
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 5: that Chicago, New York whatever on the urban scene where

1298
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 5: it's like, yo, I gotta be you gotta be the

1299
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 5: fucking best nigga doing it like Lil Realm. Yeah, you know,

1300
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 5: and to the fact that he was also got the

1301
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 5: opportunity with Living Color and he was the best nigga

1302
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 5: Talian jokes for like ten years and then he got

1303
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 5: a shot. So we got to go through all that

1304
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 5: just to go through the black side.

1305
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot. That is a lot.

1306
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 5: Is Bernie was Bernie Mac from Chicago, Bernie Mac Chicago.

1307
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 2: Man. Okay, So I see, while y'all doing well with

1308
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 2: the comedy, it's good.

1309
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: No, no, it's good. It's good. But it's a lot

1310
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: of fun. Well, what's next for you?

1311
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 3: You said, because you said sometimes you'll be like because

1312
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 3: you stand up is hard?

1313
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: Right? You look at it, you like, oh, I can't

1314
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: do this forever.

1315
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 3: What do you want to be a Kevin Hart or

1316
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 3: Louis cy K or do you want to be you

1317
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 3: know somebody.

1318
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 4: Who I don't want to be.

1319
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: Louis don't even want to pulling your dick out and

1320
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: rubbing it up.

1321
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, like he does he he was like

1322
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 3: do a specially year he had a TV show.

1323
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, I'm recording the album in February.

1324
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: Shout out the comedy.

1325
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 5: Shout out the comedy. I hope I get they covered

1326
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 5: our Atlanta show four more. How dudes shut out to

1327
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,919
Speaker 5: hype for real?

1328
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 4: For real?

1329
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't ever talk shut up clerk, But.

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Speaker 5: I'm recording my album February twenty fifth at UH at

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Speaker 5: UH the Factory. It really is just man, you know,

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01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,439
Speaker 5: you just take each day one day at a time

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01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 5: seriously because you don't because you don't know, you don't

1334
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 5: get too caught up in what anybody else is doing.

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01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: Be happy for other people.

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01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 5: So my next step is being as happy as I can,

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01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 5: because when I'm happy, everybody want to be around me.

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01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 5: When I'm pissed off, when I'm better, when I'm mad, of.

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01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 2: Course, I can't tell people.

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Speaker 1: I got two hats on.

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Speaker 2: I don't give it to hat Paul love it.

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01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's my next step.

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01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 5: Man. I'm a big presence on Instagram and uh not

1344
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 5: like you'll not like y'all comparatively, But do you mean

1345
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 5: president of Parison is the Thief Joy.

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01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: Clark, you got these old Negro proverbs? Yeah, I knew, no.

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Speaker 3: But my question for you before we go is just like,

1348
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 3: what's the what's the end goal for you with your career?

1349
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 3: Do you want to be a stand up that tours

1350
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 3: all over the world and stadiums asking.

1351
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? I am?

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01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 4: I will be the Black Ellen.

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01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: So you want to do? Your end goal is a

1354
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: show I talked to host?

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01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 5: Yes, that is my favorite dynamic to work with people

1356
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 5: write things together and do interviews.

1357
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 3: Man, oh, basically what we're doing. You know what you listen,

1358
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 3: let me give you Sydney's coach. You can show us how.

1359
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: You would host the show.

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01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 2: Well, Clark, which we didn't know, Whichard didn't even that's

1361
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 2: not even us when we host. Just so you know

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01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 2: our show, it's very high energy.

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01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,919
Speaker 5: Back to You's like y'all be hosted for two hours.

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01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I had been to an inter factory

1365
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 3: and y'all do be having.

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01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: Some long thirty minutes in between comics.

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01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 5: But you know it's the best show because we need

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01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 5: to get our jokes on. Sometimes don't book you because

1369
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 5: you ain't booked them.

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01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 4: So we're going to do as well.

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01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely want shout out to Field.

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01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I didn't finish the story that I started Clark.

1373
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 2: So Clark, I'm so glad we brought that back to

1374
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 2: So Clark and his two Chicago co hosts have this

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01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 2: show and this guy hit him up, hit them up,

1376
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 2: you up or all of y'all y'all chat.

1377
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 3: And I was like, hey, I would love to do

1378
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 3: the show. I've never done it. And one of them

1379
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 3: was like Clark's was like, send a tape, Kenny. Somebody said,

1380
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 3: send us a tape, send us the tape.

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01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 5: And it looked because I didn't publicly posted. Yes, let

1382
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 5: me give y'all just just the lead up to.

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01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: This, okay, cool.

1384
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 5: When you host the show, as y'all know, especially the

1385
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 5: show was ram by handle Birds for five years. People,

1386
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 5: it's it's a it's a tough thing because if the

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01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 5: show goes well, people give Hannibal the credit. If the

1388
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 5: show doesn't go well, then you're like, how could you

1389
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 5: suck up with Hannibal gave me?

1390
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 4: So it's almost a no win situation.

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01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 1: Yes, so lose win, lose.

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01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 5: Lose, lose can be and you just pick up the

1393
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 5: scrapes wherever you can, so anyway.

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01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 4: So a lot of people hit up.

1395
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 5: Give us person of personal messages to do the show,

1396
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 5: but you know we're coming. So we out, we see people,

1397
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 5: and we go to a show. On a lot of

1398
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 5: somebody we seem like, oh, you killed come through. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1399
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 5: we both know you killed come through. So this comedian

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01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 5: hit hit and said like, yo, I don't man hate

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01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 5: to harasshaw something like that, wor I hate to rashaw Man,

1402
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 5: but I would love to do the show. Sometimes nobody's

1403
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 5: saying anything, and I'm like, I'm not gonna do that.

1404
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: To this man, I ain't gonna So everybody saw the message.

1405
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 5: If you look at me time you look at the

1406
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 5: term SIMS is at least a twenty four hour to Okay.

1407
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 1: So he sent it, it said delivered, and.

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01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 5: Then it was like y'all has seen and nobody said anything.

1409
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 5: That's I'm want to cite Classic black Dude dot com.

1410
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 5: I love black dudes. I try to support my brothers.

1411
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 5: So I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. So my

1412
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 5: response was, you know, cool man, Hey, what's up. I've

1413
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,480
Speaker 5: never been on the same show as him. I've never

1414
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 5: never been on.

1415
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 1: The same show.

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01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 2: If somebody, if somebody was like, I ain't never been

1417
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 2: on a show with you, New York tax City, it'll

1418
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 2: make you feel some type of way. Listen for real,

1419
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 2: But Marie, if somebody was seriously like, no, I've never

1420
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 2: heard of you, I.

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01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: Don't even know what you. I have no reference of

1422
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,959
Speaker 1: your com recommend your jokes.

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01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 5: He's funny on Instagram. He's funny on Instagram. But it's

1424
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 5: a stand up show.

1425
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, so you said I've never been on a

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01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 1: show with you.

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01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 4: I said, I was like, Yo, what's up?

1428
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 1: Man?

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01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 2: Cool?

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01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 4: Uh?

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01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 5: Do you have like a dope tape that you can

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01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 5: send that we can check out? Because I'm like, yo,

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01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 5: do but a dope tape?

1434
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 4: Right? Okay?

1435
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 5: That might have been a little funked up, but it

1436
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 5: wasn't like it was just because like fuck me asking

1437
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 5: somebody else or another thing is you don't know if

1438
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 5: I did ask somebody else. I want to see what

1439
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 5: you're saying is your best representation. And if you've been

1440
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 5: doing comedy over six months, you should have a tape

1441
01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 5: that's just that's just five minutes or eight minutes, just

1442
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 5: copy and paste. You have a set online?

1443
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: Yeah I do, But like I didn't. I didn't plan

1444
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,439
Speaker 1: out to shoot that. I would.

1445
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,440
Speaker 3: I did a show somebody just happened to have a

1446
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 3: camera set up and I was like.

1447
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: Oh cool, cool, cool, But I would not have had

1448
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,080
Speaker 1: to take by the wise.

1449
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 5: But also, you're not you're not flexing on people online

1450
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,280
Speaker 5: about booking.

1451
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 1: You see the difference.

1452
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 3: If you think if you think I'm funny, I feel

1453
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 3: like you gonna book me. If you don't think I'm funny,

1454
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 3: You're not.

1455
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 1: Gonna put me up.

1456
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 5: If you if you spent this whole podcast talking about

1457
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 5: how you don't get booked, and then I was like,

1458
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 5: you gotta tape you like Manu that, then there would

1459
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,440
Speaker 5: the problem.

1460
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: Here in hearing. Okay, he the issue less.

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01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 4: I think.

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01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:50,639
Speaker 1: So you asked, what do you respond? Oh my god, Marie,

1463
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 1: set it. Set the tone. Set the tone. Y'all niggas

1464
01:08:53,479 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 1: ain't no Carson Daily, Y'alliga Jerry Carson, Ben Carson, every

1465
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 1: every bad Carson Carson.

1466
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 5: Carson Carson's Ribs is a place in Chicago local reference.

1467
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:17,799
Speaker 5: So upsetting about me that I didn't even know about myself.

1468
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: Your diabetic, you got sick?

1469
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 3: Back the up, You get us to your boss.

1470
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 4: First of all you like.

1471
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 1: Any of this? How do you share? Everybody? It was,

1472
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 1: that's hilarious.

1473
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 4: I got in New York.

1474
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 1: I got dumb, he dumped out on me. I don't

1475
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: even know where you're from. From New York and I

1476
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: think he's from Philly or maybe Ohio.

1477
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 2: Listeners, if you guys ever want to be on the

1478
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,520
Speaker 2: knitting factory, don't ever do this.

1479
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 5: This is not how you're doing the email for any

1480
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 5: comics Nick Comedy at Gmail. I'm telling you do y'all

1481
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 5: really go through it though, Yeah I do. That's why

1482
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 5: I asked for it, because I really want to watch.

1483
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 3: It, okay, and he wanted to have some foor thing

1484
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 3: was He was like, I've been on shows with those

1485
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:08,559
Speaker 3: guys numerous times. Ever, I said, well, if they don't

1486
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 3: remember you, that means you didn't do well. Here's the

1487
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 3: thing that's not we want it's funny. We want funny

1488
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 3: people on the show. It doesn't help us to know

1489
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 3: he feel could be funny, but like Phiel's all so dumb,

1490
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 3: like you tended. Philm might may or may not listen

1491
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 3: to this, But that's not how you get booked. That's

1492
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 3: not how you properly network on shows.

1493
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 5: That you want to do anybody like in this business

1494
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 5: and entertainment.

1495
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 3: Send the damn tape or don't send the tape and

1496
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 3: don't do the show. But don't like make yourself because

1497
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 3: he made himself look bad.

1498
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 5: Because the thing I love it just pop off everybody.

1499
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:43,640
Speaker 1: I say, you better Cat Williams in situation.

1500
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 5: But how does the story always in for Cat Williams.

1501
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 5: Does it ever end with like, oh, that was a

1502
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 5: great comeback story. It always ends.

1503
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: Like's not done yet.

1504
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,639
Speaker 5: He got a couple of years he going Kevin Heart,

1505
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 5: and Kevin Heart makes another movie.

1506
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 2: I just want you to know Field did Caroline's New

1507
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 2: York Funniest or The March Madness for him, So it's funny.

1508
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I had learned Carolines.

1509
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying is that.

1510
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: I feel like Clark, don't be petty, get a niggas

1511
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,760
Speaker 1: some time, give hus some time. If you do well,

1512
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: then you'll be like he did well. I'll put him on.

1513
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 1: If he does bad, then you like see.

1514
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 4: Why the place I'm not doing this to make points.

1515
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: If he does bad? Is your father a crowd?

1516
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 5: First of all, he never since then he has asked,

1517
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 5: he has never reached out for never going to reach

1518
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:38,040
Speaker 5: because a part of this story is taking that conversation

1519
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 5: screen cabinet.

1520
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:43,200
Speaker 1: And making it, posting it online, posting it online, which

1521
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 1: is as a man.

1522
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 2: Twenty that I think you should change your ways, Clark,

1523
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 2: and I think that I.

1524
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: Think you should know you should be a leader.

1525
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,760
Speaker 5: I am how many niggas we've booked there, I don't

1526
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,640
Speaker 5: like it all don't.

1527
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 3: Get names, but that has never happened at the warm up.

1528
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 3: If I don't like you, we're not putting you one because.

1529
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 5: It's about the funny. People respond well to this styling comedy,

1530
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 5: so we like, all right, cool.

1531
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 1: To some other types of comedy that we will ride.

1532
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 5: But motherfuckers, y'all says such a good environment at y'all show,

1533
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:21,960
Speaker 5: Thank you that I've seen people who should do well

1534
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 5: not do well.

1535
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:27,400
Speaker 1: But people are very supportive of the environment that y'all well,

1536
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:28,559
Speaker 1: I mean people, it was.

1537
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:31,160
Speaker 3: It was hard to do badly at that show, just

1538
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,560
Speaker 3: the way that we say okay, but you know what

1539
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:38,719
Speaker 3: I'm saying. People would we have we have people bomb? Yeah,

1540
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:48,759
Speaker 3: we people we be in the crowd, liketairs.

1541
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: Upstairs and come down. Miss the whole.

1542
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:49,560
Speaker 5: See comments who never run a show. They don't understand

1543
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 5: the work that that puts back on the host. Because

1544
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 5: y'all went on stage and be like, Yo, y'all gonna

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Speaker 5: love this next person. You know what I mean, funny head.

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01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 5: They just did this and the crowds like, Okay, we

1547
01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 5: trust you.

1548
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,840
Speaker 1: Think up the bomb. You got to regain the trust. Band.

1549
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 1: They know that people have off days. It happens.

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01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:05,800
Speaker 2: You know.

1551
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 3: I can count on one hand the amount of Peopleho've bombed

1552
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,760
Speaker 3: in the three years that we did that show.

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01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 5: So we haven't had a bunch of bombs either, but

1554
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 5: we've been We've had a bunch of We've had some, man,

1555
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 5: but we haven't had a bunch of bombs.

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01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:22,200
Speaker 1: We need to wrap up c We're gonna tell you

1557
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 1: after the show.

1558
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, be a part two. We always like about bombing.

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01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:35,719
Speaker 3: Chicago, Chicago. Tell everybody listening where they can catch more

1560
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 3: of you.

1561
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 5: Please just follow me man at the Clark Jones on

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01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 5: all the social media. Make sure you I'll be in

1563
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 5: DC with y'all whenever I'm on tour, and buy some

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Speaker 5: merch Classic Black Dude dot com. Following like that on

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Speaker 5: Facebook if you're on Facebook, Classic.

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Speaker 1: Black Dude, Classic Black us, and.

1567
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Speaker 5: I'm an interview. Y'all have some classic black girls. Y'all

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Speaker 5: be the first interviews.

1569
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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,639
Speaker 3: You gotta have some some dudes there, some classic black

1571
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,400
Speaker 3: dudes there for when we'll do two years.

1572
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Speaker 1: Okay, mixer a mixer. I am eighty three eight. Don't invite.

1573
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:13,880
Speaker 1: Don't invite any comedians. Yeah, only invite Field do Some

1574
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:17,559
Speaker 1: times I just want him to screen grab and send

1575
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 1: it out. I'm involving this. Listen, fil If you want

1576
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 1: to be our angry black expert or against anybody quilling Phil,

1577
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 1: if you've already closed this case, not done anything to

1578
01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to wrap this up people, Phil. If you

1579
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:37,280
Speaker 1: want to be our angry black expert or our.

1580
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 3: Flap back on clutch expert, screenshots experts sitting in your

1581
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,679
Speaker 3: homie you sent it here, or if.

1582
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,680
Speaker 1: You want to be just our button yourself in the

1583
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 1: foot to everybody you know whatever. Comedy at gmail dot com.

1584
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:53,200
Speaker 3: Comedy gmail dot com. If you're coming to New York

1585
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 3: and you want to do the Knit the Nitting Factory.

1586
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,679
Speaker 4: Are you still doing your show?

1587
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,600
Speaker 1: We do a different show and you're going to do

1588
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: an another show. It's a different show.

1589
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,559
Speaker 3: It's the first one is I don't know when this

1590
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:03,839
Speaker 3: is gonna go up, but it's gonna.

1591
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,759
Speaker 1: Be on the thirteenth of December.

1592
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 3: On the thirteenth of December, as always, you can follow

1593
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 3: us on Unofficial Expert on Instagram or just jump on

1594
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,519
Speaker 3: Facebook and follow us on the Unofficial Expert Facebook page.

1595
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:17,320
Speaker 1: This has been a fantastic episode, Yes.

1596
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 2: And get our bonus episodes on Patreon, and we're probably

1597
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:25,719
Speaker 2: going to recap all of this messiness on that on Patreon.

1598
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yea, yea, yeah, yeah, yea yeah. You guys have

1599
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 1: been fantastic.

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01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:32,200
Speaker 3: Listen every week, like, follow, comment, subscribe, and make sure

1601
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 3: you double tap all the Clark's photos so you can

1602
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:35,520
Speaker 3: get to five hundred.

1603
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:39,639
Speaker 1: And one to help him. Please even on his profile pics.

1604
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:42,040
Speaker 1: You know, show shows, face and love. Okay. Shout out

1605
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:42,679
Speaker 1: to Comedy Hype.

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01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 2: Bye guy by