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Speaker 2: Oh what's oh ship? Damn you sounds like you forgot

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Speaker 2: how to use the microphone.

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Speaker 1: We gotta do that over.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's fine. We just have to leave

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Speaker 2: it in there. Why because you messed up and we

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Speaker 1: Do to Was it my fault? What was it? Janky ass?

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Speaker 1: And we're back?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Sydney, Hi, I'm so mad at you because you're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: just keep it. I mean the microphone, Sidney, this is

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Speaker 2: not gonna be forever. No, you're right, it's not gonna

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Speaker 2: be forever. Dog forever, dog, You're right, Okay for looking

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Speaker 2: at the cup half full, ain't no cups. It's just

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Speaker 2: water on the ground. That's how my life is, right. Actually,

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Speaker 2: the shut up anyway, sending how you doing? You got

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Speaker 2: up and went to the gym today?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I went to the gym because I'm realizing I have

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Speaker 3: no core, no upper body strength. I mean, every time

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Speaker 2: Oh I can't. This is too too much, too hard.

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Speaker 2: When did you realize that? Because I feel like that's

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Speaker 2: always been your truth, dude, listen, sis, I brought you

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Speaker 2: Larry's seasoning salt, and you're.

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Speaker 1: Not gonna keep saying that.

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Speaker 2: So Sidney to Lauri's but does not sponsor the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sidney stole a bunch of stuff from them yesterday because

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Speaker 2: she did a gig for them, and she brought it

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Speaker 2: to my house. And now she thinks that she can

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be nicer, nice. Yeah, it's not happening. No,

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Speaker 1: it's fine.

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Speaker 2: I expected that your skin looks hydrated. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: I actually like I lit something. You know, you get

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Speaker 1: Got a little lunchtime procedure. Oh, now I did it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have money to do that shit. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say that next. You can't go to Groupon and

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Speaker 1: get that ship done. You can.

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Speaker 2: You can get a lot of you can get everything

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Speaker 2: on Groupon. You can get Dick on Groupon. Really, does

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Speaker 2: one want dick from grouphon? No?

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Speaker 1: Thank you me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like dick on a group would be

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Speaker 2: were like two toned. Yeah, it'd be two toned. It'd

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Speaker 2: be like a piece missing. Yeah, my last client wasn't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt like it would start and then it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's groupon group on Dick would be like not

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Speaker 2: all the way hard and not soft, but like semi

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Speaker 2: al there it is. I was so ignorant, dude, it's

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Speaker 2: too early in the morning. This gross men, if you're honestly, So,

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Speaker 2: let's just get right into the expertise. I feel like

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Speaker 2: I'm an expert in friendship again, Yes, your expertise every

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Speaker 2: three months, you know, sometimes you just have to put

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Speaker 2: Marie were like, had a tiff and then this.

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Speaker 1: Week we got tattoos.

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Speaker 2: So how does that make you an expert on friendship?

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Speaker 2: Because anything that makes me an expert. Well, the forgiveness.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I guess it's a mutual forgiveness.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's that's if that's how you feel. Okay, sure, sure,

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Speaker 2: sure he forgives. So we got we got tattoos friend Okay, yes,

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Speaker 2: Sydney and I did get tattooed. So let's talk about

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Speaker 2: this real quick. So we hosted a charity event that

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Speaker 3: Which actually even it sets I'm here for that because

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Speaker 1: Just let's talk about everything.

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Speaker 2: So they were like, they're doing tattoos in the back

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Speaker 2: There were forty dollars. Yeah, and we were like great

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Speaker 3: No, because if they were fifty dollars, I had to

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Speaker 1: It wasn't going let you take out the full hondo. Wow.

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Speaker 2: They were like, we're gonna provide snacks and there's gonna

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I like, just sue the happiness sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I've seen better sandwiches in jail.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, were a condiment, then put nothing.

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Speaker 2: It was white bread, yes, turkey, turkey.

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Speaker 3: Another slice of white bread. It was nothing, no, nothing else.

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Speaker 1: It's like they weren't made with love. No, they were.

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Speaker 3: It's like she threw them things together and but she

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, this is not store bod sandwiches,

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Speaker 2: a like an iceberg lettuce.

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Speaker 3: You know, there was no moisture, like, I was like,

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Speaker 2: Them sandwiches, no milk, no nothing due Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: they were so so dry. But they were so dry

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well he was like, well is this a different

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Speaker 2: People were eating them dry sandwiches because every time I

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Speaker 1: We were famished. Did you have one? I surely did.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, you know what if I had

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Speaker 3: There was a bar you could have got a club soda,

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Speaker 3: So if this was a paid gig, maybe I would

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Speaker 2: Or Mustardjon nothing, dude, she was breaking a season of

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Speaker 1: Nothing man.

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Speaker 2: It was a white woman the made the sandwiches, and

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Speaker 1: Know she was nice. She might be listening to the podcast,

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Speaker 2: The ry as you did dry white rye dude, what

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Speaker 2: you could That's honestly, you could have done more. No, listen,

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Speaker 2: it was a charity show system. You would have provided better.

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Speaker 2: People got a lot of nerve.

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Speaker 3: They asked you to bring something, and they want to comment, No,

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Speaker 3: this is what I brought.

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Speaker 1: This is what I have in my home.

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Speaker 2: You initiated the comment about the sandwiches, though this is

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Speaker 1: No I sated the facts. I also say the fact

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Speaker 2: Damn Hannah, Tara Banna Anna with three inns, Hannah with six.

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Speaker 3: H huh yeah, So I mean whatever. Honestly, that's what

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Speaker 2: And that goes for like barbecues and house gatherings, people

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Speaker 2: you just could have just brought yourself. I mean normally

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Speaker 2: I do or like I'll bring like a bottle of rose.

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Speaker 1: What do you normally?

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Speaker 2: What's your go to when you get invited to somebody's

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Speaker 1: Well, before I used to bring liquor.

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Speaker 3: I used to bring liquor because I'm like, everybody's gonna

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Speaker 1: Oh, as a sober person, you were bringing liquor. Oh

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so now you gotta bring stuff that you can

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Speaker 1: No, no, they won't. And that's that's my problem.

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Speaker 3: I think people need to have a checklist when they

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Speaker 3: and what people are bringing, because it's not fair.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have beverages for the folks who don't drink.

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Speaker 2: Okay, beverages for the folks that freshmen, okay, refreshments. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so you're saying that we gotta have a Google doc together, yes,

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Speaker 2: to see who's bringing what.

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Speaker 1: Yes, y'all take care of these vegan hose, What about us?

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Speaker 1: What about the sober.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's nothing for the vegan hose. They're like, is

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Speaker 1: Or this is no meat meat?

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Speaker 2: Is this a tofu ball? Yeah, trash f the vegan hose.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to all the vegans listening. You're super difficult

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Speaker 1: And you're hard to cook for too. You always like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: who may that?

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Speaker 2: Wash your hands? And there was some meal on the sandwich.

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Speaker 2: We don't even know if Hannah put and we don't

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Speaker 2: even know if her name was Hannah. You don't need

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Speaker 2: no gloves if you ain't using no condiment, it's not gloves.

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Speaker 2: Wash your hands and then, you know, make the bread cute.

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Speaker 2: She just threw the turkey on the sandwichs do like

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Speaker 2: they like kind of poured it on.

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Speaker 1: She just like threw it.

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Speaker 3: But you know the gag is she went to the

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Speaker 3: supermarket and got those items, and she could have got

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Speaker 3: she could have got something to put on. Maybe some

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Speaker 3: of them had Helman's, but like she ran out halfway.

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Speaker 3: Oh there was nothing on it, dude, It's fine, but

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Speaker 2: Anyway, let's get into it with this guest. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 4: Used groupon exclusively for Dick. Really, never not used groupon

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Speaker 1: Then get dick from that podcast.

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Speaker 3: That place is weird. Somebody died in spadcastles like they

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I've never been to spotcast.

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Speaker 1: Sounds good to me.

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Speaker 3: It is yo, me and my friends, we would go

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Speaker 2: Right, just covered in glitter and sweat. No, not glitter,

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Speaker 2: You've been kicked out, but you've been kicked out. Let's

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Speaker 2: talk about what what Luke David brought to the podcast today.

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Speaker 2: He's wearing blur, he is covered with him. I love

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Speaker 1: It's usha like a relaxed tea. Yeah, I like the

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Speaker 4: The thing with this is I like cannot afford to

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Speaker 1: You're giving me the other ones. No, but this was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could do that because he got that. He

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Speaker 1: But head, I'm counting.

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Speaker 2: You're going, let's get let's get some merch pop. That's

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Speaker 2: a good one, dude, Oh, Cut and Gaunt. That's so us.

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Speaker 2: I love how you just like look you lifted us

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Speaker 1: Like I don't want to see this comtest this common room.

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Speaker 1: Ship's like Maurice sleeps here. It's terrible. Like I feel

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, you don't even got your eyebrows on.

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Speaker 2: Fuck this, I don't draw my eyebrows. This is what

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Speaker 1: I just sey bros. Carry where.

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Speaker 4: It's like the talent is not ready to see you yet.

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Speaker 4: You will be escorted in when they're ready.

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Speaker 2: Listen, when when Kunt and Gaunt really take off? H

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be like Lauren Hill and be like three

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Speaker 2: hours later. Yo, it's so late. It was like, dude,

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Speaker 2: I have work to quit your job. You on the podcast. Now,

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Speaker 2: you're better than this. You're about to get all the films,

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Speaker 1: So David, what, so what does that mean?

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Speaker 2: You do the events but you also feature the events

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Speaker 4: So I'm the things to do comedy and LGBT need

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Speaker 4: to do editor mm.

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Speaker 2: Hmm, which is cool. So doesn't mean you always have

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Speaker 2: stuff to do? No, Sometimes sis be hitting me up, like,

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Speaker 2: let's good. I'm like, you're gonna go to a raggedy show, David,

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Speaker 2: You're better than that. Find something else to do. And

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Speaker 4: I know I am really bad at that because pr

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Speaker 4: people will be like, would love for you to come

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Speaker 4: check it out, and it's like, am I going to this?

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Speaker 2: Like yes, dude, you do have plus ones. You need

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Speaker 2: to start getting plus plus.

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Speaker 1: David and I went to an event choice.

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Speaker 2: David and I went to an event together two weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: He said, you cleaned up. Let me hold on, let's

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Speaker 2: talk about this. I don't know what that means. He

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Speaker 1: And I was like oh.

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Speaker 2: And he was like, but it might be a sex

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Speaker 1: I was like, yes, Is that why I wasn't invited.

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Speaker 2: I just thought it.

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Speaker 4: And I was right because they had like fancy glass,

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Those dabs were very nice? Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was of course the one time I bring Marie

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Speaker 2: I was waiting for it to get strange, the like

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Speaker 2: this be doing.

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Speaker 1: You was ready to get your back blown out?

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Speaker 2: No, I wanted to see somebody to get their back

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Speaker 2: like get the back like the slightly blown.

442
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,760
Speaker 1: You know, watch it go down and laugh at people. Yeah. Oh,

443
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,639
Speaker 1: this poor girl at the party, she was sitting on

444
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,080
Speaker 1: a bench.

445
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,639
Speaker 4: At this bench, you know, when you started sending that

446
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:45,800
Speaker 4: this poor girl, it's like for cops, the girl falls

447
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,760
Speaker 4: on her face. I was right laughing and.

448
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,520
Speaker 1: It was high.

449
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,320
Speaker 2: So when you hi, your laugh is even more, even

450
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,639
Speaker 2: more villainous.

451
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I really I was like, do I side

452
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,479
Speaker 4: with like the popular girl who's laughing at this victim?

453
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,920
Speaker 4: Do I pretend to care? And yes, of course, what

454
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,240
Speaker 4: with Maria, Like I have the power, I don't care.

455
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:10,520
Speaker 1: David was like, are you okay? It's terrible, terrible, terrible, And.

456
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,439
Speaker 4: We didn't even get that high because I swear the

457
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,800
Speaker 4: last one was like a beast and we were all

458
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,960
Speaker 4: blown out for like eighteen.

459
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 2: It was it was like order, Yeah, how much was it?

460
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 4: Like?

461
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 1: What kind of food did you get? It was like

462
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 1: finger flit. It was pitiful and Marie I took like

463
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 1: fifths and six.

464
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 2: We were in that kitchen just shoving what was the food?

465
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,440
Speaker 1: Even? It was like spring there was spring rolls, there

466
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 1: was that corn, that corn putting thing.

467
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 4: Corn.

468
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, but the amount of food that

469
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 2: I shoved in my faith face, I should have been high.

470
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,439
Speaker 4: I should have been way higher, and it should have

471
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,480
Speaker 4: gotten a lot weirder.

472
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you we left, But I feel like, did

473
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 2: things get really get weird with weed? I feel like

474
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 2: that's not really the drug to like do sexual thing.

475
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 1: But it was in like a like a sex house.

476
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 4: No, that's like a sex clubhouse. So I've been to

477
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 4: their parties before.

478
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,720
Speaker 3: Yes, but we is not. I don't think it compliments

479
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 3: sex things. I think it makes you mad aloof and relax.

480
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 2: I it depends on what we do. Yeah, I've had

481
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 2: I've had good sex.

482
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 1: One good weed.

483
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 2: Really yeah, like I felt everything.

484
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 1: I was like, is this laced? So amazing. When was

485
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: this this I don't know, a couple of months ago. Okay,

486
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 1: she's talking about sex.

487
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,199
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know where the weed was from that

488
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 2: I was smoked. Okay, oh yeah, I was like, wasn't Yeah?

489
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 2: I was like, was it California? We were you in California?

490
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 4: No?

491
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 2: But the California man? Is it has been in my

492
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 2: my texts? Oh yeah, you know, I'll be in LA

493
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 2: in August, so I'm maybe probably possibly just to see

494
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 2: if it was like what I remember, you.

495
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 1: Know, cool, cool, cool. I feel like it was good, and.

496
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: I feel like it wasn't that good? And then I

497
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,199
Speaker 2: was like, well, maybe it was okay, you know, so

498
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 2: this was a pencil some time and possibly sis there was.

499
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 4: When you're leaving l A, You're like, I can get

500
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 4: so much better than you come to New York and

501
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 4: you're like, maybe it was pretty good.

502
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 2: Well, and then but then I'm here for a minute

503
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,360
Speaker 2: and I'm like, because you know, we romanticize sex sometimes,

504
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,439
Speaker 2: like you remember it bad?

505
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 1: Do we you remember it wrong? Like male comedians.

506
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 2: You're just like, all right, David, are you banging male comedians?

507
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 2: Because I feel like you're better than that talk talk

508
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 2: about it.

509
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,679
Speaker 1: This is the time. I'm really trying to be strong.

510
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm really really trying. What is there to be weak about?

511
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 1: Do you see these niggas?

512
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 4: No?

513
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 2: They are? They not mines today. That's also going on

514
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 2: the shirts. That's part of the cunt and god, yes,

515
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 2: so much.

516
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't see it. Well, you know what,

517
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 1: you're gay. It's different. It's like, did I just out

518
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 1: you on this podcast? No, you said he had a future.

519
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: They getting my.

520
00:22:56,359 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 4: Hand jobs at us. Half of those guys don't think

521
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 4: they're gay. I guess I was there. He like, he

522
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 4: was really creepy. He kept trying to grab my dick.

523
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: Okay, fine.

524
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 4: I saw him the next time I went, which is ridiculous,

525
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 4: and he was like, excuse me, are you famous?

526
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: And I was.

527
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 4: He was like I think I know you. I was like, yeah,

528
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 4: you tried to like finger me, Like that's how you

529
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 4: know me. It's not like he.

530
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 2: Tried and succeeded or tried to know it's.

531
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 4: All these like closeted like I think flight attendants from LaGuardia.

532
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 1: Oh, that's what LaGuardia.

533
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 2: Well, honestly, David, do what you gotta do so we

534
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 2: can get them, Buddy passes.

535
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 1: What the fuck, dude? Yeah, Sofish.

536
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 2: The plus two is that you need to put us

537
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 2: on the list as well.

538
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 4: I've been saying I've been using my job lately to

539
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 4: do like free spot and hair reviews.

540
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: Like my hair was free.

541
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 4: I got a facial two weeks ago for free, and

542
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 4: they don't know what you got.

543
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: Don't you got anything? Would you go to get to

544
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: facial Bamford? It was It's in Dumbo, was nice, darline.

545
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 4: I got like a nine minute sage. But I like

546
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 4: that at it. Wait, it was free, Yeah, because I

547
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 4: like write a review or whatever. We gotta we gotta

548
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 4: start writing.

549
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 1: Don't we get anything? How do we get up a blog?

550
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta get a lot of followers come to

551
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 4: come check out the space.

552
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 2: It's like just that name alone, and like you're gonna

553
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 2: be rude and give us a bad review.

554
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: Noah, but we're gonna look really good.

555
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, while we're downplaying everything that you do here, couldn't gone.

556
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

557
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 4: My thing right now is like when I meet men

558
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 4: who don't have a sense of humor, especially with gay guys,

559
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 4: because gay guys take themselves so seriously, they're so judgmental.

560
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: They I was just on Fire Island.

561
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 4: They just like stare at you, and it's like, it's

562
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 4: so nice to meet someone with a sense of humor.

563
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: But then when you go in that direction, they got

564
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: no money. Yeah, you're gonna have to.

565
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 2: I don't need you to be I don't need you

566
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 2: to be funny. I needed you to be wealthy like I.

567
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 2: We're funny. My friends are funny. That's all I need. Also,

568
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 2: I'll laugh at everything that you do anyway, It's true,

569
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 2: I know, because it's hilarious.

570
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 1: We find the humor in things.

571
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: So I don't want to hang out with somebody who's

572
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 3: who's like trying to one up and tag ship.

573
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: It's like, shut up, you know what you should do

574
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 1: with the joke? No, don't don't come. You know what

575
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: you do? Jump out the window. I'm all set. I

576
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: had to do.

577
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 2: Try to help me with a joke that I did

578
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 2: not ask for help with, and I was like, don't

579
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 2: ever come to a show. Don't ever come to a

580
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: show that I'm performing.

581
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 3: It was me, But David, I feel like you get

582
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 3: like if you get comedy dick, it's not bad.

583
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: So no, no, I know that that is not the case.

584
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell it so far.

585
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: How many comedy dicks have there?

586
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 4: Wow?

587
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 2: Not a lot, David, Yes, but you're not a lot

588
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 2: might not be my not so let's get into little.

589
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: It's for truly not a lot, because I've been in

590
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: the scene that long.

591
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 2: Yes, but hell has the scene been in you? Did

592
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: dick have a hoodie on it? That's all I gotta

593
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: That's all I gotta ask.

594
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 4: No, And I've been going back look and forth about

595
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 4: that because I appreciate it not having a hoodie because

596
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 4: it's prettier. But as I don't have I don't have one,

597
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 4: I don't feel anything.

598
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 2: Oh we talking about the skin now foreskin and he

599
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,479
Speaker 2: was talking about actual hoodies. You talk about foreskinning. Okay,

600
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: so what other hoodie are we talking? He leaves his

601
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: hoodie on when he's having sex.

602
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, but I like that.

603
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 2: Circumcised like uncircumcised dick could just be called having a

604
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: hoodie on it.

605
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: Turtleneck.

606
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,479
Speaker 2: Well, I call it a turtle neck or like a

607
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: sleeve that the hands not all the way in, you

608
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

609
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, just kind of like a loose cow neck.

610
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 2: It's a don't really want uncircumcised dick. You that's what

611
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: you want.

612
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: I don't want it.

613
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 4: I wish I had it because I've been topping lately.

614
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: This happened at a sex party. I went to David,

615
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: we are learning too much about you, bro.

616
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,719
Speaker 2: No no, no. I knew that you'd been topping recently.

617
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: And by topping, I mean it's happened like one twice,

618
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: so that's a lot. It's a lot of happens he's on.

619
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 4: So I went to this this other real sex party

620
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 4: a few weeks ago, and I topped and I was

621
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 4: wearing a condom and I didn't feel anything.

622
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: It was just like wearing a blindfold, Like, well, how

623
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 1: loose was the butt? That's a yeah. He had been

624
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: like making the rounds at the sex bag.

625
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 4: It was it was his party, so I guess he's

626
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 4: just yeah.

627
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 2: The host is going to be getting banged out the hose?

628
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: What what in the but hey, would you like this

629
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 2: rose and this asshole? Yeah? It's like, I don't want

630
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 2: the rose, but I guess I'll take Yeah, Well this

631
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 2: asshole pair as well with the raisinettes that I got

632
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 2: in that.

633
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: On the sack bar.

634
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 4: They had some grapes, they had some bananas, some cheetos.

635
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 2: Chetados, that don't go with an organic that don't go. Yeah,

636
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: you had like orange only ass. So this is the

637
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: first time that you tapped.

638
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 4: No, I had topped the I toppt this guy who

639
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 4: goes to my gym, which.

640
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: Was a David, what's going on with you? It too

641
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: close to hall? Yeah, I can't.

642
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to be with somebody at my

643
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: gym and I don't don't want to do it was

644
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 2: somebody that I work with.

645
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm really bad with boundaries.

646
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: Well, you turn they an event. The gym is an event.

647
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: Now you hooked up with somebody at the gym and.

648
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 4: It's the Bushwick Crunch. So we were already the David.

649
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 4: You're doing ter Bus and it's a crunch and we're

650
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 4: the only two hot guys there.

651
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: So now it's like, well that, well, let me go

652
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: in there. I gotta check it out.

653
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: It's pretty thing like that new black dude is cute,

654
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 2: he's gaunt.

655
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: They're talking about you.

656
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 4: You know when Ursula like collects everyone's souls or whatever,

657
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 4: and little Mermaid and they're all these like little crumpled

658
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 4: little thing.

659
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: That's what like the crunch, the gem vibrating sad.

660
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: What's the what's the weirdest event that you've ever been to? Yeah?

661
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, So there's this one that they do a lot

662
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 4: forty five a lot where you like eat off of

663
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Speaker 4: naked people's bodies.

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Speaker 2: About today, we never what the bodies look like.

665
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Speaker 4: Okay, they were hot. And there was one woman who

666
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 4: I I thanked her personally. She was a black woman

667
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 4: and she showered and put on coconut oil before.

668
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Speaker 1: Well, she was like, wouldn't they all do that?

669
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Speaker 4: Now?

670
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Speaker 1: You can't be eating off these beige bodies, these beige bodies.

671
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: Be like I shower in the morning, I go to bed.

672
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 4: Like beag stream and are like I don't need to

673
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 4: cut my pews for this, and thank.

674
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Speaker 1: You so much. Yes, I would throw up. I would

675
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Speaker 1: throw up. I'd only meet you off the black lady.

676
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 4: But yes, it was bald. She like she was glistening.

677
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 4: She smelled like coconut oil. And they she was the

678
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 4: fruit plate like each person is a different plate. So

679
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 4: like one guy had sliders.

680
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 2: I was like, use, like yeah, but I would have

681
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: went to the sliders. I'd be like, yo, get this pube,

682
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: let's call bab.

683
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Speaker 1: You know the scar that up e It was like, oh,

684
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: pineapple candilo coconut.

685
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 2: So they're actually naked and they're like laying on it table.

686
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 4: Like a little pasty for the like nether region. But

687
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 4: besides that, you know, bonap deep bitch.

688
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: Okay, and how much is this of it?

689
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: You don't know?

690
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: He didn't pay, you know, don't ask him these questions.

691
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 2: But don't you look at the prices I wrote.

692
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 4: I write about all of them, so I guess, yeah,

693
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 4: you probably had a seventy seventy five.

694
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: To eat off somebody's bare as bare naked ladies.

695
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: Nope, what was? What else?

696
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 4: A kind of had Like at that one, they had

697
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,959
Speaker 4: a candle. They had human candlelabras, so they would have

698
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 4: like so like they would have like they drip candle

699
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 4: wax on you and they'd like build like can like

700
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 4: wax structures off of people's bodies.

701
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Speaker 3: That was, Yeah, that sounds fun. Actually I would want

702
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 3: to see that. That was I think that'd be cool.

703
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: That look good for the.

704
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Speaker 1: Grand I don't want to be burned.

705
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean all these events, and Marie saw

706
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 4: this when we went, it's all these just like really

707
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 4: it's only for people who can afford it, So it's

708
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 4: all these like bougie people who live in Manhattan who

709
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 4: think that they're like cutting loose.

710
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but they That's fine because when people like

711
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: us go, then we fucking gather those people and then

712
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 2: they'll become our financial advisor's aka investors.

713
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: That's true. Marie was the star of the chef Love

714
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: Marie DJ love.

715
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: The chef was what the chef wasn't can we call

716
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 2: him a chef?

717
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: Like god?

718
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 2: He was like making square sandwiches and we were like.

719
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: Oh the chef. It was like executive chef.

720
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: You mean the lunch lady like yours And it was like, no,

721
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 2: it's Kyle.

722
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 4: This one guy was explaining to me like why oat

723
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 4: milk is better than almond milk?

724
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: And I was watching Sid.

725
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 4: Sid was walking up to us, and as soon as

726
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 4: she heard almond milk, I could see her backing away slowly,

727
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 4: like not doing this.

728
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was this white dude that was like what

729
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: did I just said? I just say, that's it. I

730
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: know you met Murray, you said Sid. I was literally saying,

731
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: you mean kant over there?

732
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

733
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 4: Gone, I was looking at Gons and talking about cont.

734
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

735
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: So wait, say, for instance, you're in New York and

736
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 2: you don't have a lot of money, what's like a

737
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: good event to go to?

738
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: This not a comedy? Not a comedy not Yeah, what's

739
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: a good place to go?

740
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 2: Like if you don't you want to, like your friends

741
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 2: are coming into town, You're like, let's do something and.

742
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: You want to stunt without like pulling out your wallet.

743
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: There's a lot because the timelouind magazine does have a

744
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 3: lot of free things to go.

745
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: That's true.

746
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 4: There's a lot of like good free dance parties. There's

747
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 4: a lot of good like outdoor movies.

748
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: I think that's Oh yes, talk about that Central Park.

749
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 4: Last week to see the Philharmonic. Even though we couldn't

750
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 4: hear anything and it was pretty busted, it was still beautiful.

751
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: I love the reviews.

752
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 4: I love these reviews. It's so weird, honestly free shit

753
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 4: in New York. I think it's kind of bullshit, like

754
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 4: talk about it because it's just like, even though our

755
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 4: show was free, how dare you.

756
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: Your show is? I love that venue? Yeah, let's talk

757
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: about our show. I'd review our show on here. It's

758
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: so like three D.

759
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 4: And I think it's like good for you too, especially Marie,

760
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 4: because you can like attack at different directions. You know

761
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like you can bring them to you,

762
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 4: but you guys are also like you can attack different.

763
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like I'm like a pregmantist.

764
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I see you back there and left

765
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: right corner.

766
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's trying to think what's good. That's free. Everything's

767
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 4: free to me, So it's hard for me to like.

768
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Speaker 1: My dad, Wow, you're a hot chair.

769
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Speaker 4: House of Yes has a lot of like House of

770
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 4: Yes has a lot of like free entry before a

771
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 4: certain time.

772
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: Oh, let's talk about that.

773
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 2: House of Yes is very I feel like it's Studio

774
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Speaker 2: fifty four. You never know what you're gonna get. There's

775
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: gonna be like a performance.

776
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: There's gonna be.

777
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 2: There's cages in the ceiling and people dancing the cages.

778
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: I rollerbladed for my birthday there. Yeah, they had a

779
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 2: roller skate party.

780
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: Or he did not rollerblade? I sure did not. I

781
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: about three feet tall. I cannot skate.

782
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,239
Speaker 2: I was like, y'all not gonna have me bust in

783
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: my face, my uninsured face.

784
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: And Sid is secretly an amazing, amazing rollerblade. It's not

785
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: a secret. Have you seen her videos on Instagram?

786
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,239
Speaker 2: She's like going backwards she's doing like the mom like

787
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: the back in the day moves that your parents used

788
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: to do.

789
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how old of mine?

790
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and old like a bike even like the school

791
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 4: video with the dildo, like you're very good with that.

792
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Thanks for pulling that out of

793
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: the scooter video.

794
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it creates hoverboard dick dildo hovererboard, That's what it was.

795
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 4: Yes, is so hit or miss though, because sometimes it's

796
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: all straight dudes, Like sometimes it's like queer glitter extravaganza.

797
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 1: But I like ran into jocks from my high school.

798
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 2: There once and are they may be on a low boot. Yeah,

799
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 2: because I think, yes, I don't think it's straight people

800
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: at all at all.

801
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 4: Oh, because I think like straight people discovered it and

802
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 4: they're like, oh my god costumes.

803
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 2: Like talk about that, David, Let's talk about how the

804
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 2: straits are appropriating our gay shot. Everything a gentrifying the

805
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 2: gay stuff.

806
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: Where did you go? Two weeks ago? I went to

807
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: Prospect Park and I was like, this is my time,

808
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: this is my space. They were just like.

809
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 4: Screaming children everywhere and like young white parents, and I'm

810
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 4: like this is my Like, this is all I get.

811
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 1: And you're taking this away.

812
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 2: But this is what Brooklyn is. It used to be

813
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 2: people would have kids and move to the suburbs. Now

814
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 2: people have kids and they still want to go to bars.

815
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: They still bring the babies into the bars. They're still

816
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: like taking up all the space on the train on

817
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 2: those sideways.

818
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: Like it's like, I'm young and cool. Boo, you got

819
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: your baby and your Corgi. No one of them gotta go,

820
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: both of them, gotta go.

821
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 2: All three of y'all go to New Jersey or go

822
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: to Long Island where you're supposed to go.

823
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: But they don't do that.

824
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 4: Young parents, I find it really re traumatizing them, like

825
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 4: trying to have like dialogue with their child, Hayden and

826
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 4: Sasha like Sasha, yes, those are the Sasha.

827
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: Will have like four f's.

828
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 2: You're like, well, what is No, it's Sasha.

829
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 4: It's really a thing though, Like the McKittrick Hotel. Have

830
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 4: you ever been there?

831
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: They know that sounds Marie, we got sleep no more.

832
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard of that.

833
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's all these places that you know about.

834
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: David take us.

835
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: I know, I know I do.

836
00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: Pussy's up, step yours down right now and having second

837
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: at the Bushway crunch. Your pussy is all the way down.

838
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 2: This is negative pussy points. Yeah, Kunting gone and we

839
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 2: don't know Cunting gone an equinox dick Okay, yeah, I.

840
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: Will say my friend Roslin Heart.

841
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to Roslin Heart when.

842
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: Aka doctor Alex Schiller.

843
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 4: She has a show at Joe's Pub called Never Sleep Alone, Okay,

844
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 4: And she does events like she had this event called Masquerade,

845
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 4: and she has this event called Confidential, and you go

846
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 4: to those and like, shit really will go down, Like

847
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 4: she did a masquerade on my birthday. You have to

848
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 4: show up in a mask and like they won't tell

849
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 4: you the locations and they give you all these assignments,

850
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 4: so it'll be like a scavenger hut yeah, but more

851
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 4: like fun, like doesn't suck, okay. So like I walked

852
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 4: in and she was like she introduced me to this

853
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 4: really hot guy and she gave me a card and

854
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 4: it was like buy a drink for the first person

855
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 4: you talked to. So I was like, okay, I guess

856
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 4: I'm buying you a drink. And then with hour like

857
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 4: she was going down. So I mean, and I mean, David,

858
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 4: you do we moving fast?

859
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

860
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 2: I like, and you leave the mask on the whole time,

861
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 2: you guys won't even see ech other's faces.

862
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: It was great he was wearing guys. I want to

863
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, you should do that.

864
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 2: Honestly, I would just go to just see what goes down.

865
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 2: And honestly, you know what's crazy, you know, because you

866
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 2: would have to get a little cars and they would

867
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,720
Speaker 2: tell you to do things on the cards.

868
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can also like once things are going down,

869
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 4: you just like ditch the card and like let's go

870
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 4: back to bathroom, you know what I mean.

871
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to do it because I feel

872
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 2: like people wouldn't recognize me. But I was at an

873
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 2: event the other day and I was talking to somebody

874
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 2: and this girl was like, excuse me, do you have

875
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: a podcast? And I was like, god, yeah, and she

876
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 2: was like I recognized your voice and I was like

877
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,959
Speaker 2: this voice and she was like yeah, but.

878
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 1: If you change your hair white, people won't recognize you. Well,

879
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: that's trick and a test, Like we don't know the difference.

880
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: They're like, wait, who's that? Yeah, but that's the problem.

881
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 2: I wear the same hair style. So I'm just gonna

882
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 2: get you a little with people.

883
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: People be looking at me.

884
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, oh, Tommy, and then they're like, oh,

885
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: I follow you on Instagram. I'm like, why are you

886
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: talking to you? Just follow me on Instagram and that's it.

887
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 2: Don't follow me into the city. They don't think the

888
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 2: J train. She doesn't want anyone to know she's on

889
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: the Jay.

890
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: The J train is a terrible train.

891
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: The fact that we're okay, no, no, no, David, David, David

892
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: again again, stepupussy.

893
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: The J train sucks ball.

894
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 4: I did texted the other day the guy sitting next

895
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 4: to me on the M train like fully had a

896
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 4: snake around his neck, and then people were coming to

897
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 4: like talk about snakes with him, and then like hold

898
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 4: the snake. And it was just like, let's pretend this

899
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 4: isn't happening, Like why are you.

900
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: A packed train? No? Why were you sitting next to him?

901
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 4: I guess I was having Actually I thought about sid

902
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 4: because I was like, is this what it's like being

903
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 4: said in a lift line?

904
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: Like I have to now witness it.

905
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: Yes, you gotta see how well how this is gonna

906
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 2: play out, what's gonna happen.

907
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: It's fun, it's exciting.

908
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 2: You're trying to get his Britney Spears on.

909
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: You know she had the snake.

910
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 2: He was like, you can do a pye then, but

911
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 2: you can be on a train with a snake. Like,

912
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: what do you the train with a dog? Well, actually

913
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 2: you're supposed to have them in a bag.

914
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: I know. I saw that this old lady went up

915
00:38:59,400 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 1: to this woman.

916
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 2: It was like, you have two dogs, you should have

917
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: two bags. And then the woman would not leave this

918
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 2: lady alone. She's like, it was two white ladies. No,

919
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: it was one white lady and the one like I

920
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 2: think she was Hispanic, but she was just like and

921
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 2: then you got the dogs on this floor.

922
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: They just dirty, and you know those dogs are going

923
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: to go right in the bed with her.

924
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 2: Which she gets home and she was reading or Field

925
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 2: and she was so old that the girl was like,

926
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 2: well I guess I just gotta take this read and

927
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 2: shade I was like, okay, well I me my dirty

928
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 2: ass dogs on this dirty ass train.

929
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: That's gross. So there was a good event.

930
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,959
Speaker 4: Sorry, go ahead to talk to us like two years ago. Okay,

931
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 4: the kidchou go Toe, which I'll sleep no more.

932
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: Sorry.

933
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 4: So they used to have these like queer parties that

934
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 4: were unreal, like queerest folk fantasy like I went two

935
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 4: years ago for Pride, the theme was Wizard of Oz

936
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 4: and like Detoks, the drag queen was there. She did

937
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 4: Wicked of Witch drag and she did like Florence in

938
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 4: the Machine.

939
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: I cried, it was beautiful.

940
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 4: I was like, I was kind of fat then, but

941
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 4: I was a sexy flying monkey.

942
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: But it was fine. That was sexy flying monkey. I

943
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 1: don't even know what these words. It was not good.

944
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: No one looked at me that night. It was not

945
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: a success. Okay. So but I was like, this is

946
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: how it's gonna be forever. Okay. So I wrote about

947
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: it and then I go back.

948
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 4: This is the problem when you write about something for

949
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 4: time out, like it does become sucky.

950
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: People show up. It's a curse. Yeah.

951
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: So because you because you over because you over sell

952
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: the events, you gotta like, you gotta like say it

953
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 2: was good, but like not hold back because that's what

954
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: you see it and you're like, oh snap, I'm gonna

955
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 2: check that out.

956
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 4: I was twelve now with hot Box, I need to

957
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 4: be like it's good, but not too good.

958
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: No more.

959
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 2: Actually you should say it's amazing. Yeah, I'm like, this

960
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 2: is a short ass blurb. Dude, little blurb, little you

961
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: can give like four more sentences, you can you know

962
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: they do it my word account letter count. It's like

963
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 2: you did give it us nine hund.

964
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 4: So I went for their Halloween party and I was like,

965
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 4: this is gonna be a and it was miserable. It

966
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 4: was all these just like frat boys who didn't even

967
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 4: get in costume, which I thought was humiliating. I went

968
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 4: up for them Harley Quinn, which was not interesting because

969
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 4: every Japanese girl and her Jewish boyfriend was was Harley

970
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,479
Speaker 4: Quinn and the Joker. So I was just like, cool, cool, cool,

971
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 4: everyone was straight. It does happen.

972
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: Wait, but David, I will say that.

973
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 2: I feel like you'll say something is like so fun,

974
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: so exciting, because you're the way you look at life

975
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: is just different. I know, you're like excited and you're

976
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: open and you're ready for the world, and we're very

977
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 2: like what does who's gonna be there?

978
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Banging? Like very specific was comped.

979
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know two two events. The priority is like

980
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 4: will there be cute picks?

981
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: Like what's yes?

982
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's like top three for me. Yes, I

983
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: think that's top that's like Number one.

984
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: Number one for you is food. Food.

985
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be food too. Food for me is

986
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: more important than the photos. Can you say the thing.

987
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: Which is fun?

988
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 3: But okay, because sometimes there's food there at these events,

989
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 3: but they're not fucking good food.

990
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't want to eat this.

991
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 2: And even if this is like what you're putting for

992
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 2: the masses, do better.

993
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: Like why does this spring world? Why is this so dry?

994
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: Why does this spring world taste burn? It's not right?

995
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 4: Okay, I need to read Adrian and Sid knows this.

996
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 4: But at my birth okay, before my birthday party, I

997
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 4: was like, Adrian, you gotta come. I'm having a birthday.

998
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 4: Adrian was like, you know, I take like rooftop summer

999
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 4: parties really seriously. And I was like, okay, just like

1000
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 4: maybe I can take something.

1001
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 2: You know, she already got her face where she's just like.

1002
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: So like, maybe I can take some more money out.

1003
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 4: And so I was like, all right, we'll do a theme.

1004
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 4: It's gonna be Mediterranean theme. We'll have frozen drinks. I'll

1005
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 4: make my own pita chips, like go some salad. It

1006
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 4: was really fancy, like kumos, whatevers. Thirty minutes in Adrianne,

1007
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 4: who I would been terrified of. Adrian is eating like

1008
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 4: cheese whizz out of a cup and she's like, okay,

1009
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 4: she's whizz.

1010
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: Like nacho cheese dip. Adrian was like, I'll just take

1011
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: it from the soord. She was high. She was high.

1012
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: She was definitely you had them. You celebrate that.

1013
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 2: I was just like, she was just eating it with

1014
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 2: her fingers.

1015
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she put it in a spoon, spools,

1016
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: spoon and chish.

1017
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, sit New York gonna finish.

1018
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: We gotta dump her.

1019
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 4: No, No, Adrian was a star. But I was just like,

1020
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 4: all right, I have learned my last thing.

1021
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: No, but your party was cute.

1022
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 3: I liked your You had like good people from the

1023
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 3: comedy community that I actually like.

1024
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: You had people that I was looking like, Oh, who's that?

1025
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: That might be somebody.

1026
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 2: You need people like that at your parties. We can't

1027
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 2: all know everybody. It's got to be some people that

1028
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: you're like, Oh I'm intrigued. Yeah, that's not fun.

1029
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: What's that over there? It's not fun? Because I I

1030
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: in New York City.

1031
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 3: They say it's so big, but every time I go somewhere,

1032
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 3: I see the same motherfuckers that I don't want to see.

1033
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 3: So I love going to parties and it's just a

1034
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 3: variety of folks. That's what we want to have business cards,

1035
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 3: I mean, not an event. If people don't bring their

1036
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 3: business card, that's how I feel because if it's an event, no,

1037
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 3: if it's an event, you're like possible business man.

1038
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: I feel like, get a business card out of my face. No, no, no,

1039
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 1: it's a party.

1040
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 2: It's a party if you don't bring a business card

1041
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: because you're like, oh, I'm just gonna get messy and loose.

1042
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: Events.

1043
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 2: Event, event is a transaction between folks in terms of

1044
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 2: what they have to see. You've been listening to some

1045
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 2: business podcast gifts.

1046
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: I want to see dealing, yes, actions, I want to.

1047
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: I want to see messiness.

1048
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: I want to see somebody fall out an uber, want

1049
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 2: her to have no panties on. I want to I

1050
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 2: want to do to be like, yo, you come out

1051
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: a lot. That's a disc I got a I got

1052
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 2: a job, and now that's I'm just you know, I'm

1053
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: not asking for too much. I want to see, like

1054
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 2: somebody do some drugs and they be like, cis they doing?

1055
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 2: Keet a meaning that can happen at an event, but

1056
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 2: what you specialize in for a time out magazine. I

1057
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 2: feel like it's like you go there and you're gonna

1058
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 2: meet people, and then there's the exchange of like.

1059
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: Oh what do you do?

1060
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 2: Who do you know? Like, no, you've been doing parties.

1061
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 2: He does parties common shows.

1062
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 4: Though, And like it's just hard because I feel like

1063
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 4: the comedy people are the people I would want because

1064
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 4: a lot of these scenes, I'm like, this is not

1065
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 4: my scene.

1066
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: Do you want comedy? Listen?

1067
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 2: I feel like mad comedians are sad as they ain't

1068
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 2: got no money and like they're running a five minute

1069
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 2: bit and it's like, bitch, I know that like your

1070
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 2: ship you do on stage, we have a conversations, have

1071
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 2: a conversation, Yeah.

1072
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 4: I know.

1073
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: But people like and hang out with like burning Man people. Yes, okay,

1074
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: yes there's a lot out there. We gotta do that.

1075
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm down for us to do burning

1076
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 3: Man stunt.

1077
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: I'll go there in the desert.

1078
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 3: I'm not doing no drugs, but like I just want

1079
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 3: to see I want to wear like those little pasties

1080
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 3: I have, like.

1081
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: A little rope as a four D five. We would

1082
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: last forty five. We would get to the airport to.

1083
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 2: Be like, but the looks would be cute that we

1084
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 2: we'd last. We take a bunch of photos, We take

1085
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: a lamp, we take a picture of like the burning

1086
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: ice cube structures, and then I feel like I want

1087
00:45:59,040 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: to leave.

1088
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: How he's party man four days?

1089
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 3: It's longer, And then it takes you a minute to

1090
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 3: get there from the airport to drive into the economy.

1091
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: Like to get things, you have to trade things. I

1092
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: don't really know what we have to off trade dead ass? Yeah,

1093
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: what does trade David?

1094
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 2: Have you seen David White property? This is our ninety

1095
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 2: eight gay Gay on the nose, he's giving Jewish on

1096
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 2: the on the tongue he's given dick.

1097
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, people that bush wicked dick.

1098
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 4: They don't even have towels. It's just like here's some paper.

1099
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: But I feel you should be doing so much better.

1100
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: So what's goals for you?

1101
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 2: Like, what's the ultimate end game?

1102
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 4: As we know, I have an iPhone five has not

1103
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 4: done either of you any favorites.

1104
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 2: No, it has not the photos, the listeners, they didn't

1105
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 2: know you anyway.

1106
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: So I need to get to a point where I

1107
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 1: could afford a new phone.

1108
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 2: That's your goal. Dude, just an upgraded phone, David David

1109
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: David on David Hook is wrong with you? I said,

1110
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 2: what's end goal? He said, I just want to afoord

1111
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 2: a new phone and an iPhone six.

1112
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: Like you're twenty twenty five getting a new iPhone, Like

1113
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: that's all you want? You crying right now, I'm crying

1114
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: the tragedy, the tears. We're so glad you're here. Dude, babe,

1115
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know that, Yes, David, what do

1116
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: you want to do? Though?

1117
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 4: At the end of like, I have always been so like,

1118
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 4: this is where I need to be by the time

1119
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 4: I'm thirty, I need to be doing this. And I

1120
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 4: used to be in La where it was like all

1121
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 4: about that, and now I don't know. For the first

1122
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 4: time in my life, I'm just like, I don't really

1123
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 4: know I'm performing.

1124
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't really know what's happening.

1125
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: We'll talk about your performing.

1126
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 4: What kind of performing I'm hosting tonight a club come

1127
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 4: and I'm really excited today I think I'm more in

1128
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 4: a storytelling. But even that, I'm like, I don't see

1129
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 4: myself as like that person or would you.

1130
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: Trying it out? You shout I just know like.

1131
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 4: This is I know, I feel like I belong. I

1132
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 4: know I feel like I found my tribe. So and

1133
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 4: I know I have like I need to get. I

1134
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 4: guess I've always just like convinced myself that like I

1135
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 4: don't have anything to say or like I'm small.

1136
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 2: I met Kathy on this podcasts are literally everybody knows

1137
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:27,720
Speaker 2: your business.

1138
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 3: And I talked to you on the phone like weekly,

1139
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 3: you always have things to talk about.

1140
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 1: I'll be talking on the phone. Yeah. It really makes

1141
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: my week.

1142
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 4: Like I'm in like corporate healthscape in Times Square thinking

1143
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 4: about like am I going to get bombed? And then

1144
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 4: calls and I'm just like I'm alive, I have a family,

1145
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 4: I belong.

1146
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 2: FaceTime you when you are at work, because that sounds

1147
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 2: like a Sydney move. No, I have not facetimed David once.

1148
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: Actually I'm doing better. Interesting, She's doing really great. I'm

1149
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: doing really good. It always makes my week.

1150
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 2: Well that right now you're giving your e preyed love

1151
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 2: the dusty version and it's fine, you know.

1152
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I definitely I would like to just

1153
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 4: be writing. I used to write like all the time,

1154
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 4: and I would like to be writing. I think I

1155
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 4: just need to like not be in therapy twice a week.

1156
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 4: Once I'm in therapy once a week.

1157
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: We can, like you go twice a week.

1158
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, given, Like, what kind of insurance do you have, dude,

1159
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 2: twice a week?

1160
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: I know, it's pretty crazy. You got Blue Cross.

1161
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 4: I mean the insurance is good, but it still adds up.

1162
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 4: It's killing me. It's like forty dollars a session.

1163
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: That's so eighty dollars a week.

1164
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but okay, a usual session is eighty dollars

1165
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 2: for just one, so you're getting two for the PreK.

1166
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: But how long sessions lasting?

1167
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 2: Is it?

1168
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: For the full hour? It's a full hour.

1169
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 4: When I moved here, can I just tell you when

1170
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 4: I moved here and I was in Obamacare.

1171
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: Zero for therapy, it was free therapy. Why I get that?

1172
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 4: No different therapist but also a lesbian because I only

1173
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 4: work with lesbian therapist.

1174
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try therapy for like like a month. Give

1175
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: me your person's name. I'm gonna go for like I'm

1176
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 2: gonna go for like a week. Maria is gonna do

1177
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: therapy and it's gonna be a whole fucking bit and

1178
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 2: it's gonna be great. I feel like I got a

1179
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 2: therapists in New York. It's gonna be me just working

1180
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,359
Speaker 2: on my material. Yeah, be working on my one woman show.

1181
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 2: Like and then after that it was the dad, you know,

1182
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 2: So I was like, Wow, your dad is hot.

1183
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: You know it's gonna be Yeah. So I could see

1184
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 1: you with like a hot therapist.

1185
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 4: I could see him being like I brought her in

1186
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 4: for a session and then she read me and now

1187
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 4: we're in love.

1188
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: And oh okay, David, Yeah, right there, that's a book.

1189
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: That's a movie. That's a that's a j Lo movie

1190
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 1: right there, that's a me cute.

1191
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: That's Meg Ryan tomm Eggs. That's a Marie movie with Thor.

1192
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 2: What's Thor's name? Chris Chris Hemsworth would be my therapist.

1193
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, can I just tell you my stepmam said something

1194
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 4: truly like upsetting.

1195
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: Racist to me. I have it on the podcast right now.

1196
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 4: So she watched Black Panther on the plane and I

1197
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 4: was like, that's not.

1198
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: The place to do.

1199
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 2: It's too small, it is.

1200
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, she hated it, and I was like, yeah, because

1201
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 4: you watched it on a flight from Israel. Okay, so

1202
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 4: she's I was like, all right, but you and I

1203
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 4: can agree, right, Michael B. Jordan his body is outrageous.

1204
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 4: She was like, you know, his body actually isn't that great.

1205
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 4: It's just because he has black skin. It makes his

1206
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 4: muscles seem more defined. But if wow, then she said,

1207
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 4: if you done with Michael B. Jordan's body in Chris

1208
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 4: Hemsworth's skin, it wouldn't look as good.

1209
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: She think Chris Hemsworth has a good body.

1210
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 4: She thinks Chris Hemsworth's body is better and like real

1211
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 4: because it's not.

1212
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: I don't understand the logic. I will say it to me.

1213
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, I will say this though.

1214
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 2: So my sister does those fitness competitions like she like

1215
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 2: those bodybuilding competitions.

1216
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: WBFF pro and they tan.

1217
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: All of the people tan because your muscles do look

1218
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: better when they're darker, like they tan so that the

1219
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 2: muscles pop more.

1220
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 4: Which is why you're shocking that I'm a working go

1221
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 4: go boy, because I am like white as snow.

1222
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 2: And David, you just you let it, you like whatever,

1223
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 2: this is, this is what it is, this is what

1224
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: I'm doing. I I came in you the way you

1225
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: were just shaking that bear. But I was like, David

1226
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 2: is so free I feel like I'll never have that

1227
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 2: freedom ever in my life.

1228
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 1: That's a lie, dude.

1229
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 2: You dance like that all the time with all my

1230
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: clothes on, though, But you used to dance at these clubs.

1231
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 2: I was a go go dancer, So you have seconds

1232
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: you have been that free.

1233
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know.

1234
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 2: I danced at Pasha and I was I was in

1235
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 2: the showers at that. I danced in the showers. That's

1236
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: how much drugs I was on that. I was like, yes,

1237
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 2: let me get this weave wet in public.

1238
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: You know how high I was sewn on and you

1239
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: were getting it west. I sewn like a dance bay

1240
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: up to the streets when they're dancing in the rain.

1241
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 2: It was Teana Taylor. I've never seen any of this

1242
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 2: st you watch it that.

1243
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 4: On d I saw all three d steps they come

1244
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 4: at you.

1245
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,439
Speaker 1: I don't need you to be no. I don't think

1246
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: I can watch the I can watch the video.

1247
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: Well.

1248
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 4: Sid's also been kind of my like sexual assault coach,

1249
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 4: because I've sometimes I've been like, hey, when you were

1250
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 4: like a bottle girl, did people just like think they

1251
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 4: could like.

1252
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: Put the And She's like, yes, absolutely, you are reckless.

1253
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 2: You if you see people do discussing things sober. Imagine

1254
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 2: when they're like half a bottle of Belvedere in they

1255
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 2: have no qualm.

1256
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, qualm, Sidney, are you coming out with these Oh

1257
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: my god, listen the third movie trilogy.

1258
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to bring something a little different

1259
00:53:58,719 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 2: for you.

1260
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: La still a podcast after all these years, you can

1261
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: still surprise me.

1262
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 2: I mean, after all these years, I am stunned.

1263
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm a guest. Yeah.

1264
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: We just had an anniversary, like I don't know, a

1265
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 2: week or two ago, and we didn't do anything. So, David,

1266
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 2: if you have an event, a free event for us

1267
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 2: to celebrate, that would be great to find an event.

1268
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: I was not with you at the beginning, but I'm

1269
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: with you here. Yeah. Well you got tattoos. Yeah, but

1270
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: that's you guys get special treatment.

1271
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 4: But let's not tell anyone else because Timeout is only

1272
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 4: getting like smaller and smaller, and like it is people

1273
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 4: think that I'm going to like be providing and it's

1274
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 4: like no opportunities.

1275
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 2: Actually I told him, I was like, I don't know

1276
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 2: how many people come to your show?

1277
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your lineup looking like? Yeah? Where is it?

1278
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: How do you decide which shows to put in? It's

1279
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: no fun bar. Yeah, he can't do that. It's a weekly.

1280
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't it's going to be raining inside during

1281
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 2: the show. It's like the Rainforest Cafe. Is that still

1282
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 2: a thing?

1283
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: Oh, Rainforest Cafe, Yes, that's the thing. Malls exists. I

1284
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know.

1285
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 2: I feel like I went to the Rainforest Cafe when

1286
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 2: I was in like fifth grade. I am, yeah, I'm

1287
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 2: sosten at the gas has a joke about it, and

1288
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,720
Speaker 2: she called her Rainforest Cafe.

1289
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: And it's so good.

1290
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 2: Everybody should be calling their pussy air Rainforest Cafe male female,

1291
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 2: everybody except me, because mine's not damp.

1292
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: Mine's either. I just wish I wasn't so white.

1293
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 4: I was in Fire Island this weekend and I was

1294
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 4: in a pool and my friends were like, it looks

1295
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 4: like you. Your ass is like lighting the pool up. It's

1296
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 4: so white, like it's illuminated.

1297
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 2: I want to say, David, I want to mit you.

1298
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 2: I feel like I remembered you being tanner. And then

1299
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 2: I saw you again and I was.

1300
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: Like, what happened? But he's a white because.

1301
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 2: I almost was like, oh, that Puerto Rican guy was

1302
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 2: so nice, The perto Rican guy from time out and

1303
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 2: then then I saw you again and I was like, Noice.

1304
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 4: That's because we met last summer, which I, oh, yeah,

1305
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 4: because I jury duty that week and they give you

1306
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 4: an hour and a half break during jury duty, so

1307
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 4: I was sitting out and tanning every day.

1308
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so I do remember you that night? Yeah, and

1309
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: I was like glistening.

1310
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were like bronze.

1311
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: But no matter how good I look, everyone's like Matteo.

1312
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 2: No, honey, how oh yeah, Matteo is a is a

1313
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 2: sexy man. Yeah, I mean he's I mean, that's like

1314
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 2: that when we're with him too.

1315
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

1316
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 2: I was in New Orleans and somebody was like, oh,

1317
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 2: they recognized me and then called me the wrong name,

1318
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 2: and then they were like Matteo, hey Mateo, and I

1319
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 2: was like, sis, you know him, but you know why

1320
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 2: you listen to my podcast and to my podcast. She

1321
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 2: recognized me from the podcast and then said the wrong name,

1322
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 2: and then she was like, no, you have podcasts with

1323
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 2: Sydney and I was like, yes, but what's my name?

1324
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: She was like Melissa. She's like no, it's definitely not

1325
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: somebody star with a K. She was like she was like, hey, Mateo.

1326
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 2: I was like Wow, she was like all of my

1327
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 2: friends stuff that mateo is your bodyguard.

1328
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 4: I will say, I love comedy shows where hot people

1329
00:56:59,160 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 4: are in the audience.

1330
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,359
Speaker 1: And it's not just you guys are really good at that.

1331
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 1: We are we really attractive people come see us always.

1332
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: It's really nice. Was good at that.

1333
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 4: I thought Awkward Sex in the City, I was like,

1334
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 4: these people all look like they're in CrossFit, and.

1335
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 2: Well it's upper it's the Upper east Side, that's why.

1336
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: And it's they have a really good crawd. Yeah, Awkward

1337
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 2: Sex in the City is such a good show. That's

1338
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: a good event because you can like see a show,

1339
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 2: get the side and dill though and like pick.

1340
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,919
Speaker 1: Up somebody you can tell. Yeah, it's a good date

1341
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: night too. It is a good date night.

1342
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. Carolina is dating this guy and the first time

1343
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: he came to see her it was at Awkward Sex.

1344
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: He was cute too, he was really cute glasses. Yeah,

1345
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,919
Speaker 1: he had a job. He's got a job.

1346
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 2: He got a job.

1347
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: That's also, girl's super sexy.

1348
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 3: I can't even see your receipting handline with that job,

1349
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 3: you know, Oh my god, I don't even see your

1350
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 3: Patagonia advents because.

1351
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: You got a job. I don't see the shoes that

1352
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: you got on with socks because you got a job.

1353
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 4: I'm okay with receding here line right now? Song is

1354
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 4: the body's good?

1355
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: Hmmm.

1356
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 2: I don't feel like that's my friend's truth. That's all

1357
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 2: I'm saying.

1358
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm like, but yeah, what's pro Propicia's like

1359
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 4: preventative hair loss like prescription.

1360
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: It's not happening, Like do.

1361
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 2: You do the people in your family not have hair?

1362
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 4: My barber last year was like, you should just like

1363
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 4: take some. He was like, things might be sin Can

1364
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 4: I use Yeah?

1365
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 2: Can we use that for our edges? Is that like hairffinity?

1366
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 2: Yet a lot of biot in it?

1367
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of guys do it, but it's like

1368
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 4: and any guy who doesn't do it, I mean some

1369
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,439
Speaker 4: guys don't do it because it Like some guys, it

1370
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 4: makes you lose your sex drive, but not.

1371
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: Well, do you really I rather have sex?

1372
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd rather have hair than sex.

1373
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: I will not lose my Like, that is the one

1374
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: thing I'm like, I'm not actual, that's the truck.

1375
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 2: I get a wig and still have sex, Yeah, but

1376
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 2: then the wig might shift during sex.

1377
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think her Pasha.

1378
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 2: So it was hard times, hard time, hard fucking times.

1379
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: David.

1380
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 2: What if you were gonna throw it an event, right,

1381
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 2: who would be there? What would the event be?

1382
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: Well, I really liked the thing you guys hosted.

1383
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 4: What I liked is that it was like you guys

1384
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 4: and then music, amberlesque. So when I host my event soon,

1385
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 4: I would want it to be like Drag.

1386
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: I mean I loved your Showgasm. You had Miss.

1387
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 4: Cracker like you, I freaking shout good, So it should

1388
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 4: be like comedy, burlesque, music.

1389
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Catherine, it was. Yeah, it was a good yeah

1390
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 2: Showgasm was a good show.

1391
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1392
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 4: So that's what I want to do. But obviously, like

1393
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 4: I love your event, I love your show. I love Stevie,

1394
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 4: Like it's just I love that kind of vibe.

1395
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 1: What's Stevie? It's another comedy form. It's at our Wicked Lady. Yeah, mah, yes,

1396
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 1: you don show. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to shade you. No,

1397
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: I was like, who's Stevie?

1398
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 4: I am like the secretary of the comedy community, just

1399
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 4: because I list everything. So I'm like, oh, yes, that's right.

1400
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 4: Molly will be at Caroline's on third great, Yes, thank

1401
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 4: you know Molly's not available that night, especially with you two,

1402
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 4: because you guys are in every single show I write about,

1403
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 4: so I'm always just so funny.

1404
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 1: It has a busy month, and he always has a

1405
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: busy month. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what it's really.

1406
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 2: But then you actually go, go go, go go, And

1407
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 2: he's like, y'all come to your show in Staten Island

1408
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 2: on a Thursday night at midnight.

1409
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: It's on the fair take the boat. Yeah.

1410
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 2: And then I'm texting ring bitch, can you believe?

1411
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: I said, yes, it is show.

1412
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 2: And she's like yeah, and I'm home on my couch

1413
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 2: but naked, Like yeah, go on, I believe it because

1414
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 2: that's what you do. That's not my ministry, it's not

1415
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 2: the it's not the country. I'll be like, well, where's

1416
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 2: the show when people ask me to do it, I'll

1417
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 2: google map it and then I'll be like, no, that's.

1418
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 1: Too far, David.

1419
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,919
Speaker 2: I want more specific about this event, like where could

1420
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 2: you have it?

1421
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: If you can?

1422
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: If you have no budget, no, if you could get

1423
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 2: whoever you want and have all the money, yeah, what

1424
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 2: queens would be there?

1425
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: What comics? What singers? Okay?

1426
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 2: And I need you to dream bigger than an iPhone five. Yes,

1427
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 2: and tell me a little bit about the nibbles. What

1428
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 2: kind of food do you have there?

1429
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: Too? Okay, I really like my birthday.

1430
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 4: I did like Mediterranean theme and I really like just

1431
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 4: like a light breezy just like we have salads, we

1432
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 4: have some frozen drinks like I would I love Margarita's.

1433
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: Yes this too, I really am all.

1434
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 4: I'm like it would need to be air conditioned, like

1435
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 4: I need to be thinking.

1436
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: We need a c Yeah.

1437
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 4: I would love just like hotel like Standard or something

1438
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 4: where we could go upbout.

1439
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: The Standard is cool. I like the Standard. I went

1440
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 1: Standard last year. The boom boom room is cute too.

1441
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 1: Boo boom room is cute. Standard.

1442
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 4: Last year for Halloween had this thing where they had

1443
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 4: Casper mattresses and they showed scary movies and Tim I

1444
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 4: took Tim Murray for free and we watched Scream and

1445
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 4: we had free candy and free drinks.

1446
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: It was amazing. That's like that sounds like how Halloween

1447
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: should be.

1448
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 2: It's all on a cast on a thirteen hundred dollars

1449
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 2: mattress and you're like, for free, can you take us

1450
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 2: next time?

1451
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: I swear to God I'll sit each everything. Okay, well

1452
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: take us okay, Masquerade Chester Broadcastle. So anyways, it's like.

1453
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 4: Indoor outdoor, and I'd want multiple like activations at once,

1454
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 4: So there's like comedy here, but lest here, and then

1455
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 4: like some weird like wrestling or.

1456
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 2: That sounds like a festival wrestling or something. It sounds

1457
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 2: like a fire frestal, but it could be.

1458
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 4: Like mini and just like very curated and frozen drinks.

1459
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 4: I would like some edibles to be there. I'd like

1460
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 4: it to be a thing where you can come and go.

1461
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 4: I wanted to be like we're hours, come, come, leave, go,

1462
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 4: like all.

1463
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 2: That nine hour Actually that sounds like a really fun

1464
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 2: event that I would enjoy, and it.

1465
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 4: Can get like weirder as it goes, and we can

1466
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 4: be like it's going to be common at this point,

1467
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 4: and then it's gonna be like weird ship later.

1468
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: And it does sound like a festival.

1469
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 4: And I would want like a little dancing like pop music,

1470
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 4: only just good.

1471
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 2: Like nineties pop or like current pop pop glam. Yeah,

1472
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 2: I'm not too I don't I like I like I

1473
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 2: like pop. We were when we were in San Francisco.

1474
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 2: We were at the club and waiting for tonight came on,

1475
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 2: everybody lost their waiting for tonight.

1476
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,439
Speaker 1: Whoa that?

1477
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 2: That's want stuff that makes me feel like the.

1478
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: One you saw when you saw me go go dancing.

1479
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 4: They did the Bruno Mars song with Cardi B and

1480
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 4: I like everyone went wild. That's not j Lo, that's

1481
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 4: not that's not on the floor, like I on the

1482
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 4: floor is magical to me. I will lose it. But

1483
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 4: get on the floor.

1484
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: Okay maybe no, I don't know.

1485
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 2: That's like three and you're like okay, yes the song

1486
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 2: came on, but like sober, no way.

1487
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: No, but like mix it up. Oh my god. Eve

1488
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: is going to be at a music festival this weekend.

1489
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 2: Don't want to see it? She I have not when

1490
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 2: she performed. Eve doesn't need to perform. She's married to

1491
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 2: a billionaires. What is she going to dot your mind? Yeah,

1492
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 2: but I mean when's the final stocking? Well when might

1493
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 2: be there? She Gwen she's some like white European Formula

1494
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 2: five hundred or Formula one.

1495
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: And Eve did really well. I'm proud of them.

1496
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,439
Speaker 2: I mean see how failed first and then but now

1497
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 2: because you know she's Future's ninth baby mama.

1498
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: But you go from future to what she's hitting now

1499
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: she goes from future to the future.

1500
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I want like a big curated like multiple rooms,

1501
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 4: multiple activations.

1502
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 2: I like that like and I like the word activation

1503
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 2: the way that you do you hate that it is, no,

1504
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 2: I love.

1505
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 4: It such dumb like PR speak sis.

1506
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: Such dumb PR speak. I like it.

1507
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 2: Okay, David. I'm here for everything that you did today.

1508
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm here for it too, David.

1509
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 2: I have one thing that I want to call you

1510
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 2: out on, and I feel like this is the time

1511
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 2: to do it on a podcast. Now go ahead, David,

1512
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 2: you say sis a lot. Okay, stresses me out. Here's

1513
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 2: the question with SIS. Because I asked Marie can I

1514
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 2: say sis?

1515
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: And oh, you throw Marie under the bus. She said,

1516
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 1: everybody can say sis. Everybody can say SIS.

1517
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 4: But I do understand that I have like I'm gonna

1518
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 4: say no on that and way too far with it.

1519
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: Because I now end every text message was sis.

1520
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 2: He didn't he taket me to, like, I'm five.

1521
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 1: All my white gay friends we all say sis.

1522
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 2: And then but the white gays do that, they do

1523
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 2: take the words and then it'd be like.

1524
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 4: You shouldn't and then I and then I asked Marie

1525
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 4: and she was like, it's fine, sis, but now I've

1526
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 4: taken sis too far and I I own that.

1527
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 2: But that's what y'all doing, I know. I think that's

1528
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 2: the that's the problem with the word cunt. I think

1529
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: nobody has a I think people get mad at cunt

1530
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 2: when it's over used or used for no reason. Yeah,

1531
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 2: and so I think that's what happens with White Gaze,

1532
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 2: is that they take the words and then they're just

1533
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 2: spewing them out every minute, every moment and every show,

1534
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 2: and it's like they love it so maud terrible.

1535
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 4: My roommate is she's POC and she's trans, and she's

1536
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 4: a club kid, and I have just completely co opted.

1537
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: Her your roommates.

1538
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 2: It sounds like so many things, and she's pissing me off.

1539
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: Right, she can't. She seems like.

1540
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 2: She could be a little uptight. She seems pretty terrible.

1541
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: No, she's not. She can't be. I mean she can.

1542
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 4: I mean she she said she called her club at

1543
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 4: my party. I was like, all right, she's doing her job,

1544
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 4: but like, God forbid she she.

1545
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: Loves the bathroom she was I loved. Oh, she gave

1546
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: looks she was serving it, yes, her glasses. I was

1547
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: like give me, I will steal them, thank you.

1548
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 4: But yeah, I've been like using her. I'm now saying

1549
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 4: stunty and county and it's Stundy. I like stunty stunty.

1550
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I I hear you. SIS will be

1551
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 4: used only like special occasions and holidays.

1552
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: No, but I just I think that only Jewish. I realized.

1553
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: I was like you you were.

1554
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 2: We were saying it a lot, and then it was like, okay,

1555
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it a lot and it's like no,

1556
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 2: no all the time. Yeah, but how many people you

1557
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,439
Speaker 2: think listen to a podcast say SIS? Like we people

1558
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 2: message and we have a friend in South Africa who's

1559
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 2: probably saying SIS right now.

1560
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: People message us, and right Sis, it's a white dude.

1561
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 1: It's somewhere.

1562
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 2: It's a lot of white gays listening to the podcast.

1563
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 1: They will say, I listen to your show.

1564
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 4: Your show is what I listened to when I'm having

1565
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 4: anxiety attacks every day, Like SIS is like my healing space.

1566
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: But I don't.

1567
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 2: So now you're going to throw the healing on it.

1568
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 2: So now I feel mad, Like Sydney, I can't believe

1569
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 2: you attacked. Yeah, so SIS is your service dog. Now

1570
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 2: your emotional support system. My emotional support cis yeah, yeah, no,

1571
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:48,880
Speaker 2: but I hear you. I got said sis, okay, just

1572
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 2: got me instead of it.

1573
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 3: But we we heart you a lot, David, really, and

1574
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 3: you definitely put us on the map in terms of

1575
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 3: time out because niggas come up to its like y'all

1576
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 3: doing so.

1577
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: Well, and it's like it's a free it's a free

1578
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 1: magazine that's free, but people people like using it for

1579
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: toilet paper.

1580
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 2: As long as it's not on counting on space. I

1581
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 2: went to a third word, gaunt and oh oh ah, ship.

1582
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,400
Speaker 2: I feel like it was like it's a word that

1583
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 2: I want to use a qualm like something with it.

1584
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,679
Speaker 1: It was a cute. It was a cute. I'm sorry.

1585
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:30,640
Speaker 1: As soon as I'm writing for like a bigger publication,

1586
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm taking you with me. What's a dream publication? I

1587
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: don't care, Actually, I really do. I even want to

1588
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: do that. We got to get you some goals, David is.

1589
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 1: His only goal is to get an iPhone six. You

1590
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:44,760
Speaker 1: should be able to get that six.

1591
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 2: You should get a rebate, and you should be able

1592
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 2: to get that rebase.

1593
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 4: Remember phone rebase six And like a dick with the job,

1594
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 4: that's circumcised.

1595
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 2: That's not that's not a comedy dick.

1596
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's not going to happen.

1597
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, David, you already you're doing I'm not doing.

1598
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 2: We gotta go because they've got to work both. Yes,

1599
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 2: let's let's plug a few more things we're gonna have. Wait, no,

1600
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 2: before we plug that, can you do out your social media?

1601
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 1: Okay?

1602
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 4: I am Goldberg hon like goldiehan g O L D

1603
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 4: b E R G h A w N on Instagram, Twitter,

1604
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 4: Facebook's family friendly. Twitter is just me retwitting sid and

1605
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,840
Speaker 4: Instagram is like whore like it's rough.

1606
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,560
Speaker 2: Yes, horse Doovers, Horse Dirves. I have a picture of

1607
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 2: you from Sydney's birthday on my fridge.

1608
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: I made it. I'm hosting. No, I'm sorry.

1609
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be performing at Greetings from Queer Mountain on

1610
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 4: Wednesday the twenty seventh, Housing Works and I cannot believe this,

1611
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 4: but I get to do.

1612
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey live. Yes, I saw that.

1613
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: When is that at the Bell House on Friday the

1614
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 1: twenty ninth, and I have to say like that and this,

1615
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 1: I am I am peaking.

1616
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 2: Yes all you Those are two great shows, which is

1617
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 2: crazy because Our show is the twenty seventh Crazy at

1618
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 2: All Competing Shows Housing works in Soho.

1619
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, no it is because I think

1620
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 1: it's the way. It's not that far from probably your show.

1621
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in so it's not that far. Actually it's

1622
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 2: around the corner. So you go see David and then

1623
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 2: come see us.

1624
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, just go see them. No, no, no, you can

1625
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,600
Speaker 1: do it's from eight to ten. Get you get you

1626
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 1: a fan that can do both. Yeah, okay, that's true.

1627
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:26,920
Speaker 1: Then come see us.

1628
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 2: If you got like a little uper pool discount, you

1629
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 2: could do both. And so we have our show that

1630
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 2: and then we're going to have our live show on

1631
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 2: the fifteenth of August at Ludlow House. Yeah, and we

1632
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 2: only have like thirty people that we could put on

1633
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 2: the list because it's in house.

1634
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: So that those Patreon supporters better start kicking it.

1635
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you have to slide on our dms so we

1636
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,679
Speaker 2: can like so we can say if you seat, save

1637
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 2: your seat, put you on the list, first last name,

1638
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 2: plus one's name.

1639
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 1: It's gonna be busy where they work. Yep.

1640
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 4: Venmo donations are acceptable, always acceptable.

1641
01:10:55,800 --> 01:11:00,639
Speaker 1: Yes, we find us on auction for thelud Low House.

1642
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: It should be like competitive, It should be competitive.

1643
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 2: I mean because it is one of it's a private

1644
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 2: it's a private place. It's soho house for young people.

1645
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like I saw them at Ludlow House

1646
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 1: before they blew up. Yeah exactly.

1647
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 2: And then we're gonna be giving drink giveaways there too,

1648
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,600
Speaker 2: and they their drinks are we also want to be

1649
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 2: serving looks.

1650
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: I need to figure out what I'm wearing.

1651
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,679
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna let a drag queen do my makeup,

1652
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 2: so like my face is like, yeah, if we could

1653
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 2: get dunting, I was it was that the word stunting, Yes,

1654
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,719
Speaker 2: stunty stunty.

1655
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 1: Well, we'll have some money left over from Patroon. We

1656
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,640
Speaker 1: can get our makeup done from your chick. Let's do that.

1657
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: No qualms about we gotta go to this episode too long.

1658
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,800
Speaker 2: David's gotta go to work, and I'm hungry because I

1659
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 2: don't have breakfast today. Guys it thank you so much

1660
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:54,639
Speaker 2: for being here. I love everything and everything about y'all.

1661
01:11:54,920 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 2: Bye and bo