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Speaker 1: Now, hey, everybody, I'm a shove you tow.

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Speaker 2: I'm Jordan Carlos. Welcome to Adulting.

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Speaker 3: You made it the podcast where we learn how to

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Speaker 3: be grown ass adults together.

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Speaker 4: What was the first ak you had with your man

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Speaker 4: man your person?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's funny because I did a couple of like

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Speaker 1: cruises in Miami when I had a boyfriend in Miami.

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Speaker 1: You would take a cruise in Bahamas. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: we just got so fat. It's just so much buffet,

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Speaker 1: so much braiding of the hair on the beach. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: they gotta break up with you. So it's totally different

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Speaker 1: being like on a vacation with a European because they're

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Speaker 1: just like, let's climb a mountain and do pushups and

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Speaker 1: write about it and look at the sun. I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: can we sit down and have a roasted chicken and

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Speaker 1: drink death must be? I'll walk to it now, I'll

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Speaker 1: walk to the restaurant. But I don't want to climb shit.

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Speaker 4: You want to have a piseo after the meal?

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Speaker 5: I get it. You want to walk it off?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: In this episode, we hear from really really.

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Speaker 1: Funny Leave a Tragger I love everything about her. I'm

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Speaker 1: into it. He's into it. You will be into it.

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Speaker 1: Get this ship.

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Speaker 4: Get get get get am I an mri?

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Speaker 1: I what is that? It sounds like I'm an m ri?

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Speaker 1: Where's the.

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Speaker 2: Wed?

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Speaker 5: It?

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Speaker 2: We did it?

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Speaker 5: We made it here on time.

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Speaker 6: Look at you, punk shu, motherfuckers, punk sual, Look at

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Speaker 6: all the love in your room, look at this and

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Speaker 6: other j don't will everybody.

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Speaker 1: So I was talking to Jordan like a couple of

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Speaker 1: days ago, and I just you know, you think you

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Speaker 1: know somebody. And we were talking about like either the

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Speaker 1: first time we had said not together, like the.

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Speaker 7: First of all, it's the first time we made love.

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Speaker 2: Now go ahead.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, we were talking about like the first time

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Speaker 1: we had sex. And so.

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Speaker 8: It's kind of ironic because I met someone at a

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Speaker 8: nightclub on thirteenth Street and Fourth Avenue and she took

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Speaker 8: me home and I was like, thank you so much,

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Speaker 8: and and she made sweet, sweet sweet music with my

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Speaker 8: body and it.

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Speaker 1: Was with you. So you went back to her house.

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Speaker 2: We went back to her.

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Speaker 1: Did you know you're going to hook up when you

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Speaker 1: went out there?

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Speaker 2: I was, I was when you was sure that the

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Speaker 2: deed was going down?

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Speaker 1: When you went out that night, you knew it was

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. So did you wear your good underwear?

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Speaker 8: I wore my Yeah, I wore my my my fruit

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Speaker 8: ballooms and and it was they were boxers back then.

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Speaker 1: I can't shen a guy knows we're about the hook

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Speaker 1: up and he shows up with a fucking hole in

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Speaker 1: the underwear, I'm like, yeah, I have more respect for

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Speaker 1: me and yourself, you dirty, dumb, fucking bomb.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I also like to do it too. Sorry, I know

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Speaker 1: we'll get to your story in a second, but I

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Speaker 1: also like, you know what i'd like to do. I

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Speaker 1: don't like to go to when I was single and

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Speaker 1: ready to me now. I don't know if y'all did

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Speaker 1: this or do this, but I like to put people

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Speaker 1: in the shower because dick speed gross.

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Speaker 2: Oh, put them in the shower, shower them up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we do a shower together. Sure, and

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Speaker 1: that I can learn so much about someone, like how

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Speaker 1: giving they are by a shower, Like do you let

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Speaker 1: me get most of the water, But maybe I'll make

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Speaker 1: you an omelet.

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Speaker 5: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Lant's take a shower a shower together. I mean, it's

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Speaker 2: right there, that's Teddy Pete.

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Speaker 5: That's a.

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Speaker 1: I like Petty Pendergrass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I I so.

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Speaker 1: Really this really.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, the kind lady took me home and you know,

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Speaker 8: fucked me and uh then some years later it was

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Speaker 8: crazy at that same nightclub, I met my wife.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that insane? The same thank you and you can't

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Speaker 2: sick as the fuck.

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Speaker 1: You just went food shopping at the same grocery store.

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Speaker 1: That's all you did, I know.

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Speaker 8: And they got a great it's great, they got all

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Speaker 8: your needs. I think it's now like a courtyard Marryott.

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Speaker 1: But wait, did you go home with your wife wife?

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Speaker 2: I did not.

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Speaker 8: I uh uh uh that that did not happen. So

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Speaker 8: I met her and then I was like we I

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Speaker 8: totally nerd it out. And because I heard that she

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Speaker 8: was like a history major and I was like.

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Speaker 5: The Civil War was fucked up.

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Speaker 2: She was like she's like, okay, Nerd, let's talk. And

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Speaker 2: so we're talking and then she's like, well, it's very

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Speaker 1: Should she turned the chair around like Michelle Pfeiffer and

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Speaker 1: Gangs's Paradise. Yeah, she's like believing most time, and You're like, yes, mama.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a little of that yeah she was.

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Speaker 8: She was cold, like Michelle Pfiffer, And cut to eleven

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Speaker 8: years later, we have two wonderful children, and it's.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful, beautiful house, a beautiful home, beautiful house, beautiful you

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Speaker 1: guys did it? Mine is real quick? Like I lived

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Speaker 1: because both my parents worked in Philly, and so we

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Speaker 1: lived in South Jersey and I worked at the Cherry

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Speaker 1: Home mall. I worked at a TiVo and then marry

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Speaker 1: go round. What you know about that? Yes, a TiVo's

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Speaker 1: where they I used to sell zoop suits and shit,

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Speaker 1: if you want to be in a boy band or

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Speaker 1: look like you were in a boy band for prom,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you better come over here and get that

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Speaker 1: at merrig around and so I was like very friendly

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Speaker 1: and this and you know a little black story real quick.

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Speaker 1: My high school boyfriend, you know, he was a smilesome

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Speaker 1: guy and he was like beautiful, but I was very

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Speaker 1: religious and we want to wait till marriage to have sex.

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Speaker 1: So I just used to like after school, does rub

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, like, we're not doing it. Nobody

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Speaker 1: know what, Fuck you guys. He was very judging. I

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Speaker 1: giving you everything. The thing is, it's like we were

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm saving myself for you. And he ended up

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Speaker 1: I know, and that was like my that was my

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Speaker 1: heart at sixteen and a half. And like every fucking song,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, yes, Jo Deasy, you know me so well.

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Speaker 1: so when we moved to South Jersey, it was such

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Speaker 1: And this one guy came in and I don't even

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Speaker 1: And he bought up all the cross colors Carl Kanai Jiker.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what are you doing.

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Speaker 1: but it was the empty parking lot, Honey and Cherry Hill,

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Speaker 1: was like, this is great. He's like, this is my

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Speaker 9: And we started kissing.

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Speaker 1: And then like he pulled my neck over and like

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Speaker 1: horn action, you know what I mean. That's what it

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Speaker 1: our So anyways, it was great, Like I barely remember

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Speaker 1: I orgasm the first time I had sex.

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Speaker 8: What who's ready to adults?

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Speaker 5: Don't go back to adulting?

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Speaker 1: What the question? What the question?

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Speaker 5: How old is.

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Speaker 3: Too old to seamless a bagel because you're hungover?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you're writing the question, you haven't.

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Speaker 1: Reached the next and I'm like, just one bagel, like

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Speaker 1: the adult thing to do. I would What I would

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Speaker 1: want to have the pizza. You know, I'm the four

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Speaker 1: Like I plan, right, I fry the chicken the night before.

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Speaker 5: I feel look at that.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's what I do. Yeah, but I'm not mad

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Speaker 1: at it. If you do it every time, it's like,

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Speaker 1: get your shit together, you're wasting. I'm waisting guests.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: What is the amount of money where a venmo request

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Speaker 1: becomes petty tacky?

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, this is a great question. This is the

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Speaker 2: only question. Thank you, Thank you for speaking on this.

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Speaker 2: Okay's my god? Where is it?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: And then we get to the numbers. You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying numbers. What is that number for you? What's

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Speaker 2: that number for you? When it's petty? When is it

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Speaker 2: hit petty spaghetti for you?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I will say anything under ten dollars is just

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Speaker 1: like what the fuck? Anything under ten dollars is what

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Speaker 1: the fuck? If it's a movie ticket, Look, if you

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Speaker 1: said you're gonna pay me back, just do it, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Or like, don't bring it up.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 8: I've had somebody send me a dollar and I was

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Speaker 8: just like a burned and uh and then it was

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Speaker 8: like I want that in my bank.

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Speaker 7: Account, right, and then the bank was like that'll be

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Speaker 7: twenty and a half hands please.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, you know, that's that's the worst.

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Speaker 5: I hate that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how do I not get jealous of my friend

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Speaker 1: who make more money than me?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Girls, stop, life is long. Life is long.

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Speaker 8: You can't you can't compare yourself to your Yeah, you

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Speaker 8: know what I'm saying, like, you should just whatever path

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Speaker 5: Get We made it happen.

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Speaker 1: We made it happen. Yes, I never get enough about

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Speaker 7: So what I had to do now, I persuaded twenty

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Speaker 7: I fucking set the ship up. I was a genius

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, it turned out with suitcases like it was

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Speaker 5: Was seventeen years old. A month in France, I slept

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Speaker 2: It was amazing name you have like a hotel in Paris.

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Speaker 7: Fucking I just turned up in Paris. That makes shit happen?

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Speaker 7: What and I did? I fugging I slept Roughing Garden

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Speaker 7: And it's not funny because I went from that, yeah, right,

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Speaker 8: Like, well, you were like, never again, never again.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was great, fine, enjoy you have lived.

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Speaker 1: Like it's interesting to me that your mom was so strict. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but then you were just like, I'm going to find

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been like you know, because my childhood. Was

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Speaker 2: I've done everything that.

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Speaker 7: My mom could possibly think would kill me.

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Speaker 5: I've done it before I was a comedian. I was

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Speaker 5: an engineer. I has to build on their elephant bloated

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Speaker 5: freckled face. Yeah, it's not bloated.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I.

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Speaker 7: Used to build elevators that I was like, what is

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Speaker 7: a built elevator Otises. Yeah, I worked for Otis for

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Speaker 2: You are who I want to be sucking out. Don't worry,

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Speaker 2: it's not two wires and be like did you get down?

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Speaker 7: My friends hated getting the movies with me whenever there

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Speaker 7: I'm like, technically, that's not correct because.

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Speaker 5: Kicked in at forty seven point three.

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Speaker 7: Miles an hour. And yeah, that feed was the only

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Speaker 1: Really really yeah, everyone speed.

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Speaker 7: Well, Yeah, it's so funny because you know, as the

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Speaker 1: Ship my god, you're an Octavius Spencer in every movie.

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Speaker 7: Yes, except I didn't get to ship in a pie,

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Speaker 7: which is the Sids.

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Speaker 10: What one day get on you wait?

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Speaker 3: So, oh my god, You've done so many adventurous things though,

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Speaker 3: I mean, like even as a comedian, you didn't you

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Speaker 7: Yes, why are you prohibition that I showing brune eye?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Where's that?

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Speaker 7: It's my next to sunny side?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Off the seven Have you never heard?

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Speaker 7: You guys never heard the Sultan and Brune? I heard

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Speaker 7: this tiny little country. It's Asia. It's like it's coming

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Speaker 7: It's very conservative. Everybody there is has the government provides

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Speaker 7: So it's quite a wealthy country, but it's very conservative.

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Speaker 7: So there's certain things you freedoms, you give up for

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Speaker 7: having everything provided for you and so but there's a

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Speaker 5: Like I met a teacher.

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Speaker 7: He's the drama teachers ahead of drama at the school.

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Speaker 7: And the yearly budget for the school play is eight

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: So I don't even think Hamilton and musical cast.

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Speaker 7: That mighty crazy money. But they haven't got that much

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Speaker 7: because basically the kids ship but right, but it's a

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Speaker 7: a lot of teachers, the engineers, doctors from all over

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Speaker 7: It's fantastic. So but they've got no real entertainment. They

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Speaker 7: The brick that the Brits that they have.

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Speaker 5: A yacht club.

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Speaker 7: They're quite wealthy out there's they have a yacht club

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Speaker 7: and they do they fly us in and to Malaysia

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Speaker 7: and it's like it's the Social Evening, it's Brits and

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Speaker 7: it's me in this yacht club telling jokes for an

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Speaker 7: they slide me the cash and then it's out in

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Speaker 1: Wait, So I have to ask you, as a black

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Speaker 1: gay woman traveling the world, spreading comedy and cheer.

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Speaker 5: I'm spread.

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Speaker 7: I'm not the black lesbian Santa I would be.

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Speaker 1: I would blame in Christmas if there was a black lesbian.

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Speaker 5: Arrested. The Sinds have come out the chimney.

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Speaker 10: But whatever, do you ever feel not unsafe?

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Speaker 1: But do you ever feel like an obligation to let

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Speaker 1: people know what life is like, you know, outside of

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Speaker 1: like where they live, because you go to a lot

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Speaker 1: of places where you were like a unicorn there they've

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Speaker 1: never seen anybody like you. They don't know you or

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Speaker 1: your lifestyle or like you know, anything outside their five

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Speaker 1: mile radius. Like what is that like getting on like

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Speaker 1: a plane and a train in a little boat into

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Speaker 1: like Indiana Jones type, fucking.

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Speaker 2: I see a red lie connected to a Yeah, taking that.

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Speaker 1: Is a very mature adult responsibility to take that on.

446
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Speaker 5: Haven't we bond on our humanists?

447
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Speaker 7: Like when I get into a place, I'm like, well, yeah,

448
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,679
Speaker 7: you're looking at me. You feel like I'm different. But

449
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 7: my thing is I'm here to entertain you. So the

450
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 7: first I think seventy percent of comedy is likabilly, right,

451
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 7: that's the first.

452
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Speaker 5: If people don't like you.

453
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Speaker 7: They're not laughing at the fucking thing you say, they're

454
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 7: not laughing at it. You could have the best jokes

455
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Speaker 7: in the world. But if the people don't feel you,

456
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 7: they don't connect with you, they're not laughing. So my

457
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 7: first thing is to come out. When I go to

458
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Speaker 7: all these different places in the world, I'll spend time

459
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Speaker 7: and I'll walk around the neighborhoods. I'll hang out and

460
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Speaker 7: I'll eat the food, and I'll do mix with the

461
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Speaker 7: people and try and pick up the local curse words

462
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Speaker 7: whatever I can do. So then when I go on stage,

463
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Speaker 7: then I'll open with Okay, I was in your town

464
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Speaker 7: and I get this thing, and they go you at that,

465
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Speaker 7: and I go, yeah, it was this is that my

466
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 7: ass fucking exploded or whatever. So I talked to them

467
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Speaker 7: about their culture. I've tried taking some of their culture.

468
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Speaker 7: And then once I've done that, they go, oh, she

469
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Speaker 7: you know, we trust her, we like her. She's made

470
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Speaker 7: the effort to actually see who we are as people,

471
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Speaker 7: and then.

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Speaker 1: We do more of that in life. Yeah, we just

473
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Speaker 1: do more of that in life. I love that, and

474
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Speaker 1: I love you, gin.

475
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Speaker 5: Goddamn so awesome.

476
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Speaker 1: So fuy finely Tina. Welcome back to adulting everybody.

477
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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I would love to bring our last guest

478
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Speaker 11: the fucking Sea.

479
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Speaker 1: She's a fucking badass. She has a Netflix special, a

480
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Speaker 1: half hour special on Comedy Central. She does things all

481
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Speaker 1: over the fucking country. She's international, she's edgy, she's witty,

482
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Speaker 1: she's amazing. We were just in Vancouver last week together.

483
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Speaker 1: We had a seafood tower and got gout like a

484
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Speaker 1: fat kid. Please help me locome to this stage. Please

485
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Speaker 1: don't sit down.

486
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Speaker 2: Hello, happy to be joy.

487
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Speaker 1: Good good you know Tom Well right I do. Yeah.

488
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Speaker 1: We met at the meatball party. Yes, so y'all, I

489
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Speaker 1: have an annual party. I love having this meatball party

490
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: because I can't swap me and like I invite like

491
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Speaker 1: one hundred friends and like forty people make meetballs and

492
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Speaker 1: we just judge and eat meat. It was a good pope.

493
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Speaker 1: And there was a bucket of rose outside. Yeah that's

494
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Speaker 1: how I wrong. Well can I remember?

495
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Speaker 9: I was like, can I bring a different alcohol? And

496
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Speaker 9: you were like did I stutter? Like you got mad?

497
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Speaker 1: What part of me and rose? Do you know? Yeah?

498
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Speaker 2: I also have to show up on time or the

499
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Speaker 2: meatballs will be gone.

500
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Speaker 1: Yeah, show the fuck up on time. People like is

501
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: this still going? I'm like whatever, bitch, like look at

502
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: the pictures and double tap it. You. I don't have

503
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 1: time for this, you know what I mean. It's like

504
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 1: an airport, come three hours early and fucking do it.

505
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Speaker 1: But well he get he brought a forty like a

506
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Speaker 1: forty of rose.

507
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Speaker 5: Whoa, I got my connects. You know what I'm saying.

508
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: So ominous, So talk to me. Yes, I love you

509
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: because and take this like in a very lovely way.

510
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: Okay when I think like like hot fierce mess, Yeah,

511
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: like that's you. You know I agree because like I

512
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: do live alone, but it's a mess. But we eat

513
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Speaker 1: seafood towers.

514
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 9: Yes, I buy floor seats to concerts.

515
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: But yes, you treat yourself.

516
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,479
Speaker 9: Yeah, Basically, I don't know how to budget, and so

517
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 9: if I have money, I'm spending it till there's no

518
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 9: more and then I'm back to being So now I'm

519
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 9: back to being a regular person because I had a

520
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 9: good year last year, but people still expect the most

521
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 9: but I can't.

522
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Speaker 1: But I bought art, you know, I did it. You

523
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: bought Yeah, I went to Mexico. Yeah, And now I'm like, uh, oh,

524
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Speaker 1: I have I have? I have not a lot left

525
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: of shit? What kind of what kind of kid were you?

526
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: Growing up? Did you like buy jolly Ranser? Like, thank you, guys,

527
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: I haven't slept in six years, don't worry about in.

528
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: Did you just jolly Ranchers? That's a question?

529
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 2: Yeah or now or later? Answer?

530
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: Now?

531
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Speaker 2: Two types of people in the world. Was sugar day?

532
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Speaker 1: I feel like I just feel like you you have

533
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: been mature for a very long time. Like what kind

534
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: of kid were you?

535
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Speaker 9: So my parents are senior citizen Russians and so I

536
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 9: wasn't born here. So is that your mom seventy plus so?

537
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 9: And they were busy, you know, working class, So they

538
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 9: were like out being busy. So I was home alone

539
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 9: a lot, you know, I made my celest pizzas and

540
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Speaker 9: the microwave watch Power Rangers went outside. So I was

541
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Speaker 9: alone a lot, but kids didn't really like. Yeah, I

542
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 9: was just alone a lot. I'm dealing with it because

543
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 9: I watch so much TV and she says that keeps

544
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Speaker 9: me company.

545
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was raised on, and so I have.

546
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 9: To like learn how to not because I'm lonely, so

547
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 9: like how to realize TV is not my friend, and.

548
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: So I'm working on it now. But I was alone

549
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Speaker 1: a lot.

550
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 9: No one really liked me, and then I caused a

551
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 9: lot of problems. I was like self righteous, so like

552
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 9: I love justice.

553
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: That's what I love. But that's what I was like,

554
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: You're you would be like perfect for reality TV, because

555
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: I did you apply to be on Bad Girls Club

556
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: all the time. I wanted to be on It's so bad.

557
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 2: I wanted it.

558
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: You weren't that bitch?

559
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wanted to be on it. I'm so glad

560
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 9: I was not on it. But yeah, Supermarket Sweep and

561
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 9: Bad Girls Club.

562
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Speaker 1: I learned my like too. I'm learning so much, dreams

563
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: truly learning so much. She just want me the craziest

564
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: story backstage. Oh yeah, the breakup story just wasn't a breakup.

565
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 9: Basically, I was conveyed said one of my friends was

566
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Speaker 9: fucking our married friend. And so I went on a

567
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 9: multiple month investigation.

568
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: I read into everything.

569
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Speaker 9: And I like compiled evidence and I would ask leading

570
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 9: questions and just be like pretty manipulative. And then I

571
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 9: brought it to the group and it wasn't true.

572
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: So what do you mean you.

573
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: Brought what are you writ you brought.

574
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: It to search party wild? How did you bring this ship.

575
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: To the group?

576
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: You know, we have our you know, our friend group.

577
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Speaker 9: And I was like, this is happening and then it wasn't.

578
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 5: It just wasn't.

579
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 1: And so then I called her.

580
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Speaker 9: I was like, hey, I just thought you were fucking

581
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 9: you know, Drew for all this time. And she was

582
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 9: like no, and then no one was mad at me,

583
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 9: which is pretty fun.

584
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Speaker 1: Ye hold on a really quick question. I was like hey,

585
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Speaker 1: She was like, what's what goes on the show? And like,

586
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: we just asked you questions about like adulting and like

587
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: you know, like embracing your inner child and stuff like that,

588
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: like if you have any stories you want to share,

589
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I've been in a couple of times.

590
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, what.

591
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 9: It was all before I was twenty one, So it

592
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 9: doesn't I don't think it, can it?

593
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

594
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: It was you know you're young?

595
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I get that. What did you do? Donuts

596
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 2: in a parking lot?

597
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: So drunk driving obviously a classic.

598
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Speaker 3: And then.

599
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: Drunk driving obviously.

600
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Speaker 1: You know a vintage, pure vintage.

601
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Speaker 2: That's wait where did you Where did you grow up? Exactly?

602
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 9: So I grew up in the Chicago suburbs, but this

603
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 9: that was a Iowa state. So I got pulled over

604
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 9: and I was so close to my house. I went

605
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 9: to get Burger King, Like that's what's fucked to Like,

606
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 9: if I just didn't get burger King, I would have

607
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 9: not gone to.

608
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: Jail, but that I had a dollar every time.

609
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 9: And then the second one being just a drunk young

610
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 9: bitch again and a shoved in officer come out of

611
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Speaker 9: the room and.

612
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean drag blu wand from the Real Housewives

613
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: of New York did that too, like a lot of

614
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: people do them. You're drunk, white and you can do

615
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: what you want.

616
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 9: It's like, yeah, because my friend was bleeding and I

617
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 9: thought she was committing suicide, but she just punched through

618
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 9: the fire extinguisher glass like, no, no, she was just being

619
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 9: a creep too, And so this supposed to be are

620
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 9: sober night, We're gonna go to the gymnastics meet, and

621
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 9: then instead I drank Parrot Bay and then we just

622
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 9: got wasted annoying, and so I forgot that I had

623
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 9: called the cops.

624
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: So when they showed up, I was like, oh, no, thanks,

625
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,479
Speaker 1: I when I forget that, I called the cops that

626
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: and locked.

627
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Speaker 9: The front door, and then when they handcuffed me, I

628
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 9: like went limps, so they had to drag me to the.

629
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Speaker 1: What the fuck did ever?

630
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 9: So then I got arrested in a White Sox game

631
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 9: and they had to like go back to and take

632
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 9: a Greyhound to serve two days.

633
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: But I was like, you were the lindsing Lowhan of comedy.

634
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

635
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 9: I don't know if I've ever been more happy in

636
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 9: my life than that compliment.

637
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 8: I know.

638
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 9: I was like I was bouncing around colleges and majors.

639
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 9: I didn't know what to do, and I was like

640
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 9: music business since I was in school to be a

641
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 9: pe teacher, Like I didn't.

642
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know what I wanted in my life.

643
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 9: And then once I found stand up, I was like oh,

644
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 9: everything makes sense, and so it kind of called me down.

645
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 9: I had purpose and then I enjoy hanging out with comics.

646
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 9: I feel everyone's pretty honest and they liked to party.

647
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 9: And I don't know if I solidified a good friend

648
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 9: group or people, like I didn't mess with people until

649
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 9: I found comics, and then my life kind of seemed chill.

650
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 9: And I also, I never I thought my sister was

651
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 9: a loser because she got married young and had kids,

652
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 9: and I was like.

653
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: You just you're a loser.

654
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 9: And then when I found something that I loved, I realized,

655
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 9: like that's what she wanted and loved. I had just understood, like, yeah,

656
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 9: you make sacrifices and you do things for what you want.

657
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: So I was able to understand her. Mortge, I love that. Yeah,

658
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: So twenty nineteen, what's the most adult thing you want

659
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: to do for yourself?

660
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 9: I want to keep my apartment clean, like hang clothes up,

661
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 9: not throw them on the floor.

662
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jordan lives in piles, he gets it. You're a pilot.

663
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 2: I have a small stack.

664
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I have like a bunch of goals, but like,

665
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 9: don't waste money, keep the place clean, and maybe like fit,

666
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 9: like physical exercise, maybe yeah.

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Speaker 2: Physical exercise, do it?

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Speaker 5: Do it?

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Speaker 2: These are questions from the audience about adults.

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Speaker 1: About adult What do I say when I don't want

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Speaker 1: to hang out with my friends kids? Just my friends?

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Speaker 2: Holy? Yes, good question. Then I didn't think you fucking question.

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Speaker 9: I think you just have to be like girl, get

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Speaker 9: a sitter tonight, let's go party.

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Speaker 3: M hm you let's say like calliope, crash, let's go

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Speaker 3: hang out.

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Speaker 2: The kid is calliope.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I got that, But we don't have to trash

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Speaker 1: a kid the fun That kid evendn't ask to be born.

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Speaker 1: I just something, it's that serious.

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Speaker 9: I think you could just be like, I want a

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Speaker 9: night where we do what we want and share small

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Speaker 9: plates without a child.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, specificity get into it. Be like I want

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Speaker 1: to try this restaurant and this top us. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: love it so much. I love you.

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Speaker 2: Amazing, so fun, I learned so much love the lover.

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Speaker 1: Really truly, I want to motiv on everybody enjoy your life.

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Speaker 9: For their.

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Speaker 2: Good night.

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Speaker 3: Damn. That was.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they all have such amazing stories.

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Speaker 3: Yes, somebody stories. It was like, I like it when

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Speaker 3: it's like boom boom boom boom boom boom, Moments Moments Moments.

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Speaker 1: Moments Resulting was produced by Blakeneys Shake and o'delia Rubin.

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Speaker 1: The adulting team includes Joetta Solitar, Paula Schumann, Joe Ploured,

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Speaker 1: the live show is produced by Kristin Banda. Our theme

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Speaker 1: music is by Isaac Jones, with the digital music by

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Speaker 2: miss our next episode.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I just want to say, if

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Speaker 1: somebody is holding a door open for you and you

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Speaker 1: do not acknowledge them and say thank you, you are

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Speaker 1: a dick. Can you just say thank you? Please? You'll

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Speaker 1: just make the world a better place.

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Speaker 5: What if it's one of the rotating doors?

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Speaker 1: Stop it? But what if it's on It's not the same.

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Speaker 1: But how do you hold a rotating door open?

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Speaker 4: St it almost blacked out?

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Speaker 1: Let me drink my rose and a cannon? Peace?

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Speaker 5: Is that what that is?

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Speaker 1: Last book