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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from a

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Speaker 1: Living Color David Ellen Greer March twenty seventh through the

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Speaker 1: twenty ninth. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com and

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Speaker 1: you can call four two five two eighty nine seven thousand. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from Automotive. Is Jillian there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Jillian Um. Is my car ready? Not quite yet,

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Speaker 1: but I think we have found the issue with it?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, great, Yeah, what's the problem. Well, on the

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Speaker 1: notes my supervisor gave me, it said you were hearing

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Speaker 1: like a knocking sound every time you started your car. Yeah, yeah, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I think you'll find this very interesting. We opened your trunk.

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Speaker 1: We opened your trunk and found some blankets and old

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Speaker 1: food rappers in there. Okay, So in conclusion, I'm ninety

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Speaker 1: nine percent sure a homeless man was living in your

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Speaker 1: car and knocking from inside your trunk. That's what we're thinking.

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Speaker 1: Is this a joke, No, ma'am, No, I think that's

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Speaker 1: the problem. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: The blankets and the food wrappers are there because I

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Speaker 1: put them there. Because nobody's living in my trunk. Right,

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Speaker 1: So you're positive that that can't be the issue. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm positive? Are you are? You have to be joking, man,

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Speaker 1: he is a phone call, ma'am. I will I'll find

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Speaker 1: the problem and call you back. If you don't think

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Speaker 1: it's a homeless person living in your car, why don't

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Speaker 1: you check the engine first? It's like, got it? What

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Speaker 1: the hell? Note to self, Okay, I'll start with the

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Speaker 1: engine and see what's going on. Right, you're telling you

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Speaker 1: that you guys haven't even checked the engine yet. You

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Speaker 1: guys have had my car for over a day and

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Speaker 1: you haven't looked at the engine, which is where I

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Speaker 1: told you because the problem was coming from. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I went straight Well, you said there was a knocking sound.

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Speaker 1: I just saw the notes said there was a knocking

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Speaker 1: sound in your car. I went straight for the trunk.

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Speaker 1: Your first thought was to go check the trunk because

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Speaker 1: someone could possibly be living there whom And they're right nice?

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Speaker 1: Like who does that? Like? No one does that? Stupid

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Speaker 1: is I don't tell you how to do your job.

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Speaker 1: I'd appreciate if you didn't tell me how to do mind.

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling you how to do your job. I'm

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Speaker 1: just telling you how to be a regular person, Like

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Speaker 1: if you hear someone knocking at your front door, you

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Speaker 1: don't go to your basement. That doesn't make any sense,

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Speaker 1: that's stupid. All right, well, I can tell your upset.

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Speaker 1: Let me call you back, though, let me find out

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Speaker 1: what the problem is. I'll call you back. Okay, ridiculous. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hey Jillian, this is Seth McElroy calling again from Automotive. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am sorry about the whole homeless guy in your

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Speaker 1: car thing. I don't even know what I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: I think we figured out the issue, though. Let's the

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Speaker 1: issue because I need my car, Like, just tell me

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Speaker 1: what it is and then when can I come get

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Speaker 1: my car. Well, we took a swab of your back

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Speaker 1: seat and sent it over to the lab and we

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Speaker 1: got back some very interesting reports. Okay, it's our Are

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Speaker 1: you sitting down? You have five seconds to tell me

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Speaker 1: what the going on with my engine or I swear,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the I'm gonna do, but it's

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Speaker 1: not gonna be pretty for it right now? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: our expert opinion that a ferret crawled in your car,

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Speaker 1: probably through the exhaust pipe anymore, No, no, no, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: But since it's a ferret crawled into your car, it's

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Speaker 1: been creating a knocking sound in your engine with its tail.

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Speaker 1: That's what does any sense. It's just a theory right now.

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Speaker 1: It's just a theory right now. But I'm fairly confident

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. It's just a theory, are you? That

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Speaker 1: doesn't make sense? But ma'am our research shows that that

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Speaker 1: had it had ferret DNA. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you a mechanic or are you auditioning

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Speaker 1: to be on CSI like, I'm not even coming. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. Don't answer that. I'm just gonna come get

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Speaker 1: my car. I'm calling a toe truck and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear any more of it. Well, before you

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Speaker 1: do that, I just want to let you know that

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jebil from Moving ninety two point five. What, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five to a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh thank god, your best friend Desmond set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. Well I'm gonna kill him.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe he says it, even frustrated about your

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Speaker 1: car and wanted to screw with you Hell yeah, has

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Speaker 1: been frustrated with my car. Oh my god. You know,

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Speaker 1: I still think it's a strong possibility that a homeless

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Speaker 1: guy is living in your car. I couldn't just believe

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Speaker 1: that I didn't hang up on it when I've heard that.

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Speaker 1: That is so ridiculous. Week up every morning with Jubal

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenty two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty bucks one eight six six, moving nine two five