Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Reasonably Shady. My name is Giselle Bryant. What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for being here with us. Once a game? Yes,
Speaker 1: what's a game? What's a game? Yes? We love y'all.
Speaker 1: Thank y'all so much for listening to us week after week.
Speaker 1: We truly appreciate it, because Lord knows, sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 1: is anybody listening? Is anybody anybody anybody listening? What makes
Speaker 1: you feel like that? I don't know? Anyway, listen, we
Speaker 1: have so much to talk about. Okay, first and foremost,
Speaker 1: you know, per usual reasonably Shady moment of the week.
Speaker 1: And I have one, of course you do, yes, m
Speaker 1: I have three girls. Y'all know them well. I love them.
Speaker 1: They're in high school and they go to the same
Speaker 1: high school. So it's three. It's like Briant girls the
Speaker 1: hard way, Like they come down the hall like it's three.
Speaker 1: It's like, don't mess with the Brian girls. Okay, So
Speaker 1: there was one little girl in particular that decided to
Speaker 1: mess with Angel decided yes and I'm I'm gonna call her.
Speaker 1: Can I call her a little white girl? Or I can't?
Speaker 1: I can't say that. Yeah, that's what she was, y'all. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she decided to tell Angel she she was kind
Speaker 1: of flexing on Angel, like she was smarter than Angel,
Speaker 1: and kind of told Angel, yeah, I do have to
Speaker 1: say that she was she was a little white girl
Speaker 1: because she told Angel that Angel should only apply to
Speaker 1: a black cop o hell, because that's where she would
Speaker 1: feel comfortable. What, yes, okay, why did this girl offer
Speaker 1: her unsolicited advice? First of all? Or was this a friend?
Speaker 1: It was she she's a friend of me. Okay. So
Speaker 1: and they were talking about you know where do you
Speaker 1: think you're going to call? You know where you're gonna
Speaker 1: apply to college? Right? It's they were having a nice
Speaker 1: friendly conversation that went left. Okay. So Angel, y'all, is
Speaker 1: my sweetest child, and she don't really she don't want
Speaker 1: no controversy or no conflicts. You don't want no troubles
Speaker 1: in the streets. So what does she do? She told
Speaker 1: her older sister ak a little just yeah. So she
Speaker 1: goes to tell Grace and Grace said, she said what
Speaker 1: Grace said? They were like in like the little courtyard
Speaker 1: they were eating. Grace packed up all of her ship
Speaker 1: and she was like, I'll be back and went to
Speaker 1: go find her. Okay, she wants to go find a
Speaker 1: little girl that bothered Angel. She found her, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and Grace said, don't you ever talk to my sister
Speaker 1: any O'Connor way again. Don't you ever say anything to
Speaker 1: my sister that is going to bother her period matter
Speaker 1: of fact, don't ever talk to her again. Okay, So
Speaker 1: the little girl started crying. The victim. The victim started crying,
Speaker 1: and she said she would apologize to Angel immediately. What
Speaker 1: she did. She came to apologize to Angel, and she
Speaker 1: cried more, Oh my god. And the shady person of
Speaker 1: the week is this little w girl? Yeah, like, where
Speaker 1: are with? I don't don't. First of all, they're they're
Speaker 1: out of predominantly white school, yes, right, So why would
Speaker 1: this young lady think that they would not be comfortable,
Speaker 1: that they would only be comfortable in all black school
Speaker 1: or black school. I don't know that that makes no
Speaker 1: sense to me. I don't know, but it was borderline
Speaker 1: racist and I like it. Yeah, it definitely is racist undertones.
Speaker 1: And let's I want the record to reflect Angela is
Speaker 1: at four point two student and this girl is not.
Speaker 1: She didn't want Angels to maybe apply to the same
Speaker 1: schools as her and take her and take her spot.
Speaker 1: It might be that too, but all I want to
Speaker 1: know is I got a little little girl. I know
Speaker 1: who you want. I got my eyeballs on you you are.
Speaker 1: Does she have an explanation for that? She has no explanation.
Speaker 1: She just apologize and said she would never do it
Speaker 1: again because Grace got her together. Okay, yes, I don't
Speaker 1: mess with the brown girls. Kind of well, before I
Speaker 1: get to my shady moment, which isn't really exciting. Um.
Speaker 1: I was walking in the mall one day, yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was like these two young girls in front of
Speaker 1: me and they were just chit chatting and I heard
Speaker 1: them say, oh, yes, um, my friend thinks this girl
Speaker 1: and her school is so cool because her mother is
Speaker 1: on the Real Housewives up at Tony And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: look at them talking about yourself. Girls, they are cool,
Speaker 1: And I wasn't on the just chuckled. I was like, now,
Speaker 1: I think that that's very cute. It was cute. It
Speaker 1: was very cute. And by the way, oh, and my
Speaker 1: kids went back to school after you know, we've been
Speaker 1: on breaks and its snowed. Um. Yeah, my my kids
Speaker 1: are the big man on campus because they got a
Speaker 1: gift from Nicki Minaj. Yes, all the students, well, like
Speaker 1: we saw that Nicki Minaj gave you a gift. They
Speaker 1: were already cool, but yeah they're even cooler, thank you. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're in the stratus fear. Yes, okay, what is your
Speaker 1: reasonably shady moment? I mean, I'm just gonna give it
Speaker 1: to myself, you know, well actually not you always, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do that. I switched it. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: really sick and tired of these damn furniture companies taking
Speaker 1: forever with my damn furniture. I'm so sick of it.
Speaker 1: And now it's like really bothering me because I've taken
Speaker 1: my Christmas decorations down, which filed that void decorations and
Speaker 1: the lights and the you know, just that nice little
Speaker 1: feeling you're now they're gone, and I still don't have furniture. Okay,
Speaker 1: So and people keep asking me for a house store
Speaker 1: and I'm not giving a house store when I have
Speaker 1: no furniture. Okay, Okay, I had to take my own
Speaker 1: house story yet. I mean, I have old furniture. I
Speaker 1: have like furniture from my old house, but that's not
Speaker 1: the furniture that I want it. It's like, yes, it
Speaker 1: doesn't fit my space. So I get you listen, these
Speaker 1: furniture companies and these anything home related, it's gonna take them.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Like I literally ordered furniture in August
Speaker 1: and it's January. Yeah, you got a couple of more months. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, I'm sorry. I was just I will
Speaker 1: not be the bearer of bad news. Okay. There's something
Speaker 1: that's I've been itching to talk about. All right. So
Speaker 1: there's this documentary documentary. It's on Disney Plus on National Geographic. Okay,
Speaker 1: so if you have Disney Plus, you have National Geographic.
Speaker 1: It's on there. It's called The Rescue. The Rescue, Okay,
Speaker 1: never heard of it. Remember a couple of years ago
Speaker 1: when this is about the book the Thailand Soccer. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh should I watch that? Feel like I know how
Speaker 1: it's going to end? Well no, no, but you need
Speaker 1: to see how they got to the end. Okay. So
Speaker 1: let me just say this. I was burying. I remember
Speaker 1: being so intrigued because like every day you're like, did
Speaker 1: they get them, did they come out? What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's happening? Right? Okay, so this football team ballers, like
Speaker 1: fifteen year old boys soccer or whatever. They got stuck
Speaker 1: in the cave. Okay. So after I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 1: you what happened. But after I saw the documentary, I
Speaker 1: immediately thought, I want to discuss this with Oprah Winfrey. Right,
Speaker 1: I know my best friend Oprah, Right, So I wanted
Speaker 1: to call her. I don't have her number, by Oprah
Speaker 1: because I felt like Jesus was involved in the documentary,
Speaker 1: Like I felt like it was a spiritual universe, you
Speaker 1: know how Oprah is very universal, spiritual all that I
Speaker 1: felt like that was going on, and I was like, Oprah,
Speaker 1: I really want to talk to you about this. And
Speaker 1: so I was like, how do I get to Oprah
Speaker 1: or discussed the rescue? At least want to tell her
Speaker 1: to watch the documentary. So if anybody knows open, tell
Speaker 1: her to watch the documentary. It's on Disney Plus, so
Speaker 1: that she and I can discuss it. We don't have
Speaker 1: to talk about anything else, like we can get off
Speaker 1: the phones. I just want her take I want her perspective.
Speaker 1: I want you felt moved. I was moved so many
Speaker 1: episodes one it's a movie, it's a documentary. And when
Speaker 1: I tell y'all, let me tell you. Oh, at the end,
Speaker 1: I was bawling. Cry. I was bawling cry. I know.
Speaker 1: And let me just say this. Let me just Robin
Speaker 1: doesn't cry, so Robin might know. I do cry. You do?
Speaker 1: I do cry? And I like I cry when people cry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, you do. You do. Let me
Speaker 1: just say this, if you watch this whole documentary and
Speaker 1: you do not feel like there is a god, there's
Speaker 1: something wrong with you. Okay, so just everybody watch it, Okay,
Speaker 1: Moving on, Robin, is anything you want to share with us? Um,
Speaker 1: anything I want to share with you? Okay. So it's
Speaker 1: just like really random. I was in the shower and
Speaker 1: I was doing one of my like routine after shower things.
Speaker 1: I and I just thought about how it got, how
Speaker 1: we started doing it, why, and I and I thought
Speaker 1: this would be fun to share with you and want
Speaker 1: to started doing something in the shower. I just I
Speaker 1: just want to where the story is going. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: It's a I would say, a beauty, a beauty reach
Speaker 1: many in the shower. So I was like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: talk about like quirky beauty regiments, are even quirky, but
Speaker 1: like you know, special beauty regiments that you maybe have
Speaker 1: learned from someone. Okay, oh I have one, Okay, but
Speaker 1: go ahead. So um years ago and two thousand two
Speaker 1: one was drafted to the Washington Wizards, okay, okay, and
Speaker 1: one of his teammates was Michael Jordan's. Yes, yes, the
Speaker 1: great almighty Michael Jordan's. And one day one came home
Speaker 1: from practice and was like, I got something new for you.
Speaker 1: What this is? Is this? Yes? I was like, I
Speaker 1: have when you said I got something new for you,
Speaker 1: and he learned it from Michael Jordan's. So many things
Speaker 1: went through my mind right now, I can't be least expected. Okay,
Speaker 1: is this X rated? No? Okay, PG rated very okay?
Speaker 1: All right. He was like, when you finished in the
Speaker 1: shower and you turn the water off, put some baby
Speaker 1: all on you, you lock the moisture. Okay, that's not
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say that. Michael Jordan told
Speaker 1: wand this well, and so then my my question was like, well,
Speaker 1: how did you know this? Like did you watch him
Speaker 1: do this? In the shower like Michael Jordan did. Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan making a team announcement. Yeah, so you know in
Speaker 1: in in professional in sports locker rooms, they're very free Willie, Yes,
Speaker 1: And so I think that's just something he observed. You know,
Speaker 1: when Michael turned the water off, he grabbed his baby
Speaker 1: oil and he slathered his body and baby oil. And
Speaker 1: if you think about Michael, he was always so nice
Speaker 1: and like, yes he was, he was glistening exactly. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know what's so crazy about this conversation. That's what
Speaker 1: Sherman does. And Sherman might have learned it from Michael.
Speaker 1: From Michael Jordan's Okay, So for those of you all
Speaker 1: who do not now I use the data guy named
Speaker 1: Sherman Douglas who played in the NBA years ago when
Speaker 1: Michael played. So Sherman might have gotten this or can
Speaker 1: we say that Michael got it from Sherman. M probably not,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe or maybe it's like you know, um,
Speaker 1: it's with six degrees of separations, so like Sherman got
Speaker 1: it from someone else to got it from Michael, I
Speaker 1: don't like you know whatever, right, it's so we've literally
Speaker 1: been now it's it's not baby oil anymore. It's body oil, right,
Speaker 1: like because baby oil. I don't know what they say,
Speaker 1: there's like toxins and so anyway, so it's about like
Speaker 1: body oils will buy and like literally turn the water
Speaker 1: off while your water, why your body's damp, put the
Speaker 1: oil on you and your body you're just giving yourself
Speaker 1: a little bit more more moisture and still put lotion on.
Speaker 1: And I saw Sherman do it, but and I just
Speaker 1: was like I thought he was because you know Sherman say,
Speaker 1: brown skin man. I was like, Okay, that's what the
Speaker 1: brown skin man doing. But I need to do it too, Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: isn't that neat? I like that? Okay, let me take
Speaker 1: my quirky, my quirky beauty regiment, so to speak. So
Speaker 1: I one time, a long time ago, Derek Ruther Rutherdge.
Speaker 1: Derek was makeup artists. He does He's famous for doing
Speaker 1: like Oprah's makeup for years. He did my makeup and
Speaker 1: I was very young, and so he my face at
Speaker 1: the time, I think, because I was probably like sixteen,
Speaker 1: was very oily. My skin was oily. So he put
Speaker 1: like a very thin layer of milk of magnesia on
Speaker 1: my face, and it like like sucked up all that
Speaker 1: oil and it was like a barrier between he was
Speaker 1: like a primer, kind of like a primer, but it
Speaker 1: was like a barrier and it mattened my face out
Speaker 1: and then he put on the foundation and all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. So I was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: So I used to use it when I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, early twenties, like on my tea zone. I was,
Speaker 1: you know, extra beautiful with my milk of magnetio on
Speaker 1: my face, and no one knew, none the wiser I
Speaker 1: might have to try that. Yes, my face isn't my face,
Speaker 1: you know, has my skin has changed or whatever. So
Speaker 1: I don't have the issue anymore. But like beauty to
Speaker 1: number five three exactly level. Don't you love little beauty tips? Yes,
Speaker 1: And you can get malcolm magnesia from a CBS and
Speaker 1: you're right, but it's in your what do you call
Speaker 1: it anti ant acid I, oh, malcol magnesias something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like what what form is it in? It's a it's
Speaker 1: a it's a liquid. It's like a liquid. So it's
Speaker 1: like pepto bismo kind of yeah, but it's white. It's white. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it does dry white a little bit, so you
Speaker 1: gotta make sure you know how to play around with it.
Speaker 1: But yes, said it's my beauty tip for you people.
Speaker 1: I looked that up and and can I just say so,
Speaker 1: speaking still on beauty, Yes, um, these lash extensions that
Speaker 1: we get are like life series. I okay, so my
Speaker 1: lashes completely grew out. Yeah, And I was so worried
Speaker 1: because like the weeks, you know, the past few weeks,
Speaker 1: I would like look in the mirror and I'd be like, Roman,
Speaker 1: You're so ugly. Like I would literally be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like what is wrong with you? You're so ugly.
Speaker 1: You're like you're losing it. And I realized it was
Speaker 1: because I didn't have lashes. I got my lashes done
Speaker 1: yesterday and I was like, yes, no, lashes are everything.
Speaker 1: They will change your face. Yes, it was so insane
Speaker 1: how big of a difference it me. But I really
Speaker 1: felt really ugly these past couple of weeks, like really ugly.
Speaker 1: That's like I'm not like I've been in the house.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting my hair done. My hair is brown
Speaker 1: like all that type of stuff. Oh, and I'm pale.
Speaker 1: I need to go to the Tanni s Alon. I know,
Speaker 1: We're not supposed to do that, but yeah, well I
Speaker 1: need I need to spreime. I mean, I'll do both.
Speaker 1: But you look beautiful, Robin, Thank you, thank you. Do
Speaker 1: you have a strip? One? I have a strip because
Speaker 1: my lashes are growing out, so I had to put
Speaker 1: a strip on top and I can't That ship annoys me. Yes, yes, Carter,
Speaker 1: do you have anything you want to say? Look, my
Speaker 1: son Carter is in this room all under the table,
Speaker 1: touching my feet, so I have not said any curse words. Carter.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you say hi, okay, because you
Speaker 1: want your attention. Let me give your attention. Okay, yes
Speaker 1: you did, Okay, say Hi. Just come over here, everybody,
Speaker 1: Hi Carter. Hello, you got anything to say? Come my
Speaker 1: mom like reasonably shady? Yeah? Actually your mother is shady? Hello? Yes?
Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, how shady am
Speaker 1: I ten? Say? Okay? Yes? But you love it? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Carter, Thank you, Bud. Alright, so guys,
Speaker 1: we're coming up with a new reasonably shady segment. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've had you know, you know, we tell our reasonaly
Speaker 1: shady moments of the week, but we have a new one. Okay,
Speaker 1: and this reasonably shady segment is as seen on TV. Yes,
Speaker 1: is it reasonable or is it shady? Which one? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 1: Is it reasonable or is it shady? All right? So
Speaker 1: what we want you guys to do is email us
Speaker 1: with scenarios that you and I don't know, your loved one,
Speaker 1: your sister, your aunt, with scenarios that you're going to whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever the situation worker, and we will tell you whether
Speaker 1: or not it's reasonable or shady. Exactly right. Let us
Speaker 1: be the judge whether it's reasonable or shady. And like
Speaker 1: I said, as seen on TV. You saw us do
Speaker 1: this on TV, and we think it would be appropriate
Speaker 1: to bring it to the pod. Yes, we're bringing it
Speaker 1: to the pod. So if you didn't watch The Real
Speaker 1: Housewives Potomach, we will let you know that we played
Speaker 1: a game when we introduced this podcast, and we put
Speaker 1: out scenarios to all the ladies and we asked them,
Speaker 1: do you think this is reasonable? Do you think this
Speaker 1: is shady? And you know, they were very shady questions
Speaker 1: that we asked that y'all don't have to be that shady,
Speaker 1: but we would like for you to be that shady.
Speaker 1: You can be shady, but we want to give you,
Speaker 1: like we if there's some sort of debate that you're
Speaker 1: having between you know, a friend or a spouse, a partner,
Speaker 1: cowork or whatever, like, let us be a judge. Let
Speaker 1: us tell you you know who is right, who's wrong,
Speaker 1: who's shady, who's not blah blah blah blah blah. Yes,
Speaker 1: I absolutely love that. So email us at what's up
Speaker 1: at reasonably shady dot com you're reasonable or shady questions
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be um a segment. Hopefully we get
Speaker 1: some great questions. We better get someone some good ones
Speaker 1: because we're gonna talk about them, I know now speaking
Speaker 1: of talking about like a couple or maybe like three
Speaker 1: or four episodes ago, we talked about things black people say,
Speaker 1: like the African American urge. Yes, this black people urge
Speaker 1: and when we say things that are universal, okay, black
Speaker 1: people do. And so I think we said, are there
Speaker 1: some like white Yeah, so like you know, white people,
Speaker 1: if if you want to tell us your urges or
Speaker 1: things that y'all saying, send them to us. And y'all
Speaker 1: did all sent and we want to go over okay
Speaker 1: because it's funny to us. So Sophie Harding, since the
Speaker 1: white urge is to say, oh, that's got a kick
Speaker 1: to it. Okay, So never whenever we taste anything spicier
Speaker 1: than catch up, Yes, yes, yeah, y'all do that. Y'all
Speaker 1: do that. Every everything is spicy. Yes, but everything has
Speaker 1: a kick to it, has a kick to it. Y'all
Speaker 1: do that. That is universal? All right? Next one, so
Speaker 1: Britain Linkey, she said, oh my gosh, nothing on that
Speaker 1: list was more relatable. It wasn't a black urge, it
Speaker 1: was a human urge. Then screaming representative, So white people,
Speaker 1: yo representative. So when you're when you're like calling and
Speaker 1: you're and you get these they're not robot calls. When
Speaker 1: you're calling, you're trying to get customer service, and you
Speaker 1: gotta hit all these buttons, we just go nuts and
Speaker 1: we just are screaming yes, yes, but it's not a
Speaker 1: black things. It's everybody said, everyone thing. Yes. It's good
Speaker 1: to know that not only black people get frustrated with that. Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So Sarah Kelly is contributing her white is um that
Speaker 1: all white folks say. She said, this is especially for
Speaker 1: white women. But I can I cannot even count the
Speaker 1: amount of times I've complimented a friend, a family member,
Speaker 1: or a stranger on their outfit, and they're sole response
Speaker 1: to us, thanks, it has pockets. Okay, okay, okay. I
Speaker 1: can see white people saying that, Yes, but there's nothing
Speaker 1: better than like a cute, comfy dress that has pockets.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank you, has pockets, and then you
Speaker 1: put your hands in your pockets. On the side my
Speaker 1: white side would come out. I would do that, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, thank you, that's pockets. Oh my gosh. I
Speaker 1: could see every Becky saying that. Okay, all right, Matthew
Speaker 1: Phelps gave me some white is ms. The white person
Speaker 1: urged to say, let's rock and roll when it's time
Speaker 1: to leave. Yeah, I have heard many of white people say,
Speaker 1: let's okay, guys, let's rock and roll and roll with
Speaker 1: like the arms, yes, with the arm, with the arm movement.
Speaker 1: You know, the arm movement. Okay, you bought your fist
Speaker 1: and then you like and then you you swing it back,
Speaker 1: you swing your sing your elbow back, and then you
Speaker 1: swinging in. Let's rock and roll like the middle. That's
Speaker 1: a rock and roll guys, all right. The white person
Speaker 1: urged to say, wow, we got here just in time
Speaker 1: when you see a long line form behind you. Yes,
Speaker 1: I say that when I go to Chappole Chile. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll walk in and I'll be like four, you know,
Speaker 1: four people in front of me, and then like three
Speaker 1: minutes later, I'll turn around to be like twenty people
Speaker 1: like you. So that might be universal because I do
Speaker 1: say that too. Yes, um, the white person urged to
Speaker 1: stay to the cashier. I guess it's free when the
Speaker 1: item doesn't stand. I say that when it's scams, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: but didn't I free? But how can we make that free?
Speaker 1: There's a scratch on this. This should be free. And
Speaker 1: that's that's the black cheep in me. Okay, Okay, so
Speaker 1: Zoe Ezrin says, calling target tar j Okay. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I definitely learned that from white people. Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: know who I learned that from. Maybe you. I call
Speaker 1: it targe. Yes, ex definitely a white thing. And then
Speaker 1: I wish I could show you all this. She sent
Speaker 1: a picture of smiling like this, and it's literally like
Speaker 1: a white white boy with like the the slid their smile, Yes, smiling,
Speaker 1: but with no teeth. Yeah, but it's like a wide
Speaker 1: slither like it's like y'all, y'all are telling on yourself,
Speaker 1: which is absolutely hilarious, which we love. Okay, all right, Robin,
Speaker 1: give us I think that was it. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I got them all. Okay, Yes, I love it. I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you about um because we were talking
Speaker 1: about door dash right by the way. For the record,
Speaker 1: everybody knows I hate door dash, like I door dash.
Speaker 1: I've never used door dash, and they got it right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, and I want to I
Speaker 1: need to stop ordering a damn cookie or dessert or
Speaker 1: a drink you want to get it, you never get it.
Speaker 1: Anything that's a necessary or like an add on at
Speaker 1: the end, you're never getting it. Don't order it. And
Speaker 1: then and then once you open your bag, they're gone.
Speaker 1: They're in their car and they're gone. So it is
Speaker 1: not even their fault, is it. It's not know what
Speaker 1: can they do? It's not their PHL. It's the people
Speaker 1: at the store who's packing the orders. So you just
Speaker 1: have to go online and you know, click help, Is
Speaker 1: there something with your order? Yes? Is there? I don't
Speaker 1: that's missing? Yes? Like oh do they bring it to
Speaker 1: you know? They credit your account. Oh. I've always just
Speaker 1: been mad and just keep my money. Well I guess, so, okay,
Speaker 1: I want my three dollars to Okay, but isn't there
Speaker 1: like high level door dash employees and that mind you
Speaker 1: don't even know what makes you a high level employee?
Speaker 1: So okay, so I read this was on readit apparently,
Speaker 1: and um, there are door dash employees that make like
Speaker 1: four dred thousand dollars a year what doing what? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but like their high level so meaning they're
Speaker 1: like I think they're like, you know, an engineer, like
Speaker 1: they're doing the software all this stuff behind the scenes whatever,
Speaker 1: and they're mad because DoorDash requires, um, their high level
Speaker 1: employees or every employee to deliver at least to to
Speaker 1: I think they to dash at least one dash per month.
Speaker 1: Oh so even if you're like in the office, you
Speaker 1: gotta dash out once a month. You gotta delivering order
Speaker 1: once a month. So this high level employee was complaining,
Speaker 1: like I did. That was not in the job description.
Speaker 1: That's not you know, I'm a data developer, you know,
Speaker 1: computer with Yes, I went to M I T but whatever, right,
Speaker 1: And so they have a problem with that. But I
Speaker 1: feel like that's not a bad thing because that at
Speaker 1: least helps you maybe deliver a better experience to the customer,
Speaker 1: like the trocer you are to the experience and the product,
Speaker 1: which is delivering the food. Um, the better you can
Speaker 1: do your job at a high level. Very true, very true. Right, well,
Speaker 1: and and and everybody should kind of know every facet
Speaker 1: of the job. One facet of the job is dashing, Yes, delivering.
Speaker 1: I just I don't want the people to suck at it,
Speaker 1: right exactly so. But it's like, how, but how do
Speaker 1: you you know if you're creating the website or the software,
Speaker 1: like I don't, I don't know, I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it. Like, yeah, I probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to do it. I was you know, some hoity
Speaker 1: toity high paid engineer that wears, you know, penny loafers
Speaker 1: or something. But why do they have to wear penny loafers, Robin,
Speaker 1: Because that's what they do in the movies. They were
Speaker 1: penny loafers. Okay, yes, of course, yes. Do they put
Speaker 1: the pennies in the middle, yeah, okay, like literally put
Speaker 1: the pennies in the middle. But okay, most people probably
Speaker 1: don't even know what penny loafers are. I know, you
Speaker 1: probably don't, yes, because they don't think the saddles anymore.
Speaker 1: M I want to find something or saddle shoes, saddle shoes.
Speaker 1: I had saddle shoes. I think. I think people a
Speaker 1: private school still wear saddle shoes. Okay, I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my kids don't wear saddle shoes. But I used to
Speaker 1: have them and they looked they were like spiffy white
Speaker 1: with the black. I was so cute, really comfortable. They're
Speaker 1: not really that comfortable, but I like, once I had
Speaker 1: them on and with my little short skirt it on,
Speaker 1: you couldn't tell me nothing. Yes anyway, So yes, I
Speaker 1: just thought that was so interesting, and I feel like
Speaker 1: other companies probably should do the same thing. Like if
Speaker 1: you work for a foot locker and you're like, you know,
Speaker 1: a senior vice president of marketing, Yeah, then maybe you
Speaker 1: need to work in the store for a day or two.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. Yes, I totally agree with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something out of the way, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it nice. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: I was gonna be very shady, but I won't. Like,
Speaker 1: if you want to be on reality television, should try
Speaker 1: it out. She needuld be on YouTube for a day,
Speaker 1: see if that works out for you, and then get
Speaker 1: you on reality called The Real Housewives. No, but no,
Speaker 1: c doesn't work that way because they want to they
Speaker 1: want to see a train right. No, but but that's
Speaker 1: equivalent to saying, like a producer, so you know, like
Speaker 1: the people, the people behind the cameras, yes, like yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all try Oh that's good, you know, yes, and they
Speaker 1: and and every producer that I've had these like we
Speaker 1: had these conversations. I'm like, oh, they'll be like whoa,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. I don't do what y'all do. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. Yes you can. You can be behind
Speaker 1: camera talking crazy to ume, just directing everything. Yes, Eric Fuller,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you out. I want to see I want
Speaker 1: to see you in front the camera one time, Eric,
Speaker 1: in front the camera, but not yeah that wasn't in
Speaker 1: certain situations. I want to see you talking in front
Speaker 1: the camera, Eric Fuller. That's all I have to say.
Speaker 1: But all the people who work in the office, and they,
Speaker 1: you know, right in their little reports and making things happen,
Speaker 1: like can't get your butt in front of this camera
Speaker 1: one day? Yes, before you just start directing us and
Speaker 1: producing us, and telling us what to do, telling us
Speaker 1: that we worthy that we suck it. What can you
Speaker 1: tell me? I suck it? What I do? Get your
Speaker 1: ass in front the camera. There was a list of
Speaker 1: like best words that you have. Okay, um, this is
Speaker 1: just a little silly mean getting a little chuckle on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Don't you love Instagram for all the little silly stuff,
Speaker 1: little silly means and stuff. So I came across and
Speaker 1: I got a little chuckle. So this is a list
Speaker 1: of some of the best. And I'm gonna preface this
Speaker 1: with saying I think a white person made this list. Okay,
Speaker 1: some of the best words literally ever bamboozled, I use bamboozled, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I was bamboozled. Yes, you know, let
Speaker 1: us stray, but bambooso has to come first for you.
Speaker 1: Be hoodwinked. Okay, absolutely love that. Flabbergas dude. Okay, I've
Speaker 1: never said Flabbrica, never said I do, never have like
Speaker 1: when you're just like, I am so flabbergast dude. I
Speaker 1: was so flabbergasted that she did that. I've never used flabbergasted. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: else we got like, oh my gosh, discombobulated. That is
Speaker 1: my word. Oh. I use that all the time because
Speaker 1: I am discombobulated on a daily Yes, and I'd be
Speaker 1: like robbing is discombobulated, like hello or throbbing? Are you here? Yes?
Speaker 1: I stay, stay being discombobulated. This is your word again? Oh,
Speaker 1: yes the time. Okay, this one I've never heard in
Speaker 1: my life. Catti wampus, Caddie wampus, Cattie wampus. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what that means. Caddy wampus. Okay, google that
Speaker 1: on your phone. Tell me what Catia we'll come back to.
Speaker 1: We'll come back to Cattie wampus. Okay, what else we got?
Speaker 1: But if anyone used carte wampus tell us and how how? Okay,
Speaker 1: I used this one too, because I do this lolligagh,
Speaker 1: lolli gag. I always say lolli gag over here. I
Speaker 1: said to my kids, y'all over here, loli gag getting
Speaker 1: a car, getting the car. Yeah, let's go do your homework.
Speaker 1: I don't use this one. Malarkey. No who says malarkey?
Speaker 1: No one says malary, Like, what is that that's? Like?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Like a bunch of malarkey like yeah, um,
Speaker 1: but that's a that's a very that's very eighties. I'm
Speaker 1: bringing it back. Robin's bringing it back, bringing back malarkey
Speaker 1: Guys season seven malarkey. After Candice talks, Robin's gonna say
Speaker 1: my larky Okay, kerr fuffle, kurfl I say ker fluffle.
Speaker 1: It's kerr fluffle, kerk fluffle, klu kerfuffle, a kerr fluffle
Speaker 1: that's like a scuffle, like a ker fluffle. Okay, ker
Speaker 1: kerfuff kerfuffle Okay. And clearly I've never used kerfuffle. I
Speaker 1: used kerr fluffle if I was like, oh, and there
Speaker 1: was like a little kerr fluffle, like it's a little scuffle. Yes,
Speaker 1: So it's a kerfuffle worse than a scuffle. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's like almost a scuffle. It's building to a scuffle,
Speaker 1: when a scuffle builds to a fight. Got it? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: So first comes to kerfuffle, yes, and then a scuffle. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like spelled like scuffle, but with a kerfuff okay.
Speaker 1: Brew ha ha oh I love a good bru ha
Speaker 1: ha oh. Yes, yes there was a bru ha and
Speaker 1: it was talking in some no nosense and it was
Speaker 1: bru ha ha ha. Okay, So I've looked up caddie
Speaker 1: wamp us and that's like an old nineteenth century American slang,
Speaker 1: and it refers to an imaginary fierce, wild animal like savage.
Speaker 1: Like caddie wamp us. You're a caddie whamp as supposed
Speaker 1: to saying savage. So so megana stallion instead of what
Speaker 1: I'm a savage, I'm a caddie whamp This. No, that
Speaker 1: would never be hit song. No, no, Beyonce would never
Speaker 1: join in that song. Never never. Okay, I'm a caddie
Speaker 1: want this? Yeah, no, all right, this is one I got. Okay,
Speaker 1: nincompoop nickapoo, Yeah we see, Nick Pool. Yes, you little
Speaker 1: nick kompoop. That means you are stupid, dumb or something.
Speaker 1: I feel like, is it? Is it like a party pooper,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I use it as a term
Speaker 1: of endearment. Nick kom poo. Yeah No, I think that's
Speaker 1: like a air head, is it? I think? So? Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm a Nick kampoo on Tuesdays. Sedatto. Oh yes that's
Speaker 1: my word. I'm about to scedattle out of here. Let
Speaker 1: me sett let me get my car, scaredattole up out
Speaker 1: of here. Yes, I like scedatto, Now this one I don't.
Speaker 1: I only use it when and when I'm at the deli.
Speaker 1: Pumper Nickel, Yeah, pumpernickel. Yeah, like bread, pumper nickel bread. Yes,
Speaker 1: but like, why would you say that and not be
Speaker 1: referring to bread. Yeah, I don't know. That's what. We
Speaker 1: need to look that up. Okay, Yeah, yeah, I've never
Speaker 1: used pumper nickel for anything other than to describe a
Speaker 1: brown piece of bread. No, it has like the that's
Speaker 1: that rye with the browns? Right, Okay, yeah, pumper nickel.
Speaker 1: I don't really eat pumper nickel. Yeah, I haven't. I
Speaker 1: don't like pumper nickel. I don't think Okay. So Rob,
Speaker 1: was that the last one? That was the last one? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I had actually I had a question for you because, um,
Speaker 1: I realized that I know you well. However I don't.
Speaker 1: I can know you better, right, I can get to
Speaker 1: know you better. So I was driving down street one
Speaker 1: day and they were talking the radio. They were talking
Speaker 1: on the radio, and they were talking about you're right right,
Speaker 1: and do you find it necessary to wear matching panty
Speaker 1: and brawl? And I said to myself as far as
Speaker 1: Rob is gonna scarn, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: the answer, right, what do you think the answer is?
Speaker 1: I think you don't care. Yeah, so you don't care. Okay,
Speaker 1: they have to be they don't have to be exactly matching,
Speaker 1: but they can coordinate. Oh okay, I like that, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? But sometimes they don't match at all,
Speaker 1: like totally random, because because it is kind of weird.
Speaker 1: It's like underwear. You know, you can buy underwear of
Speaker 1: all types of colors and flavors. It's like, are you
Speaker 1: gonna like I don't know. For me, I just want
Speaker 1: I just need a brown. I mean, I mean my
Speaker 1: braws are black or tan or nude, and that's it.
Speaker 1: Like I don't need like red, purple, green leper. I
Speaker 1: might have a leoper, but like, yeah, like I don't. So.
Speaker 1: I I was very matchy matching for like the majority
Speaker 1: of my life, and even to the point where my
Speaker 1: my my braw panty drawer is a lined up matching
Speaker 1: Like so there's like a pink brawl pink underwear. So
Speaker 1: and it's like exactly, like okay, this pink brawl and
Speaker 1: this pink underwear were made by the same company, and
Speaker 1: they were meant to go together. So the pink Brawl
Speaker 1: might have like three underwears like with it and may
Speaker 1: or may not be from the same company. Okay. So
Speaker 1: but then here lately it's just a free for all.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just whatever I feel like, and especially lately,
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, Kanye West started this whole
Speaker 1: nude trend of Yeah, I'm sorry a guy named You'll know,
Speaker 1: we don't talk about Kanye, Okay, you know, like, don't
Speaker 1: you like recently, like everyone is just like wearing nude everything? True? Okay,
Speaker 1: So how do you feel about lingerie period? Like? Are
Speaker 1: you into it? I'm not in it. I'm not have
Speaker 1: you ever been? Not really? Okay? Just I mean like
Speaker 1: into it? No, Like do I have it, yes, but
Speaker 1: never really been into it. I I'm more into like
Speaker 1: what's comfortable? Okay, So, but it was okay, So, like,
Speaker 1: let's just say it's Valentine's Day, right, are you like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to put on this sexy lunge right? Or
Speaker 1: do you feel like that's dumb? Because sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: like it's dumb. Yeah, I'm not into that really, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I have been like I've been like yes, but
Speaker 1: now I feel like this is ending up on the
Speaker 1: floor and for seconds, it's kind of like unnecessary. I
Speaker 1: mean I think it's definitely unnecessary. I don't think a
Speaker 1: guy is going to be anymore or less attracted to you,
Speaker 1: or they're going to be like I mean, okay, granted,
Speaker 1: like don't wear like nasty. Now we're wearing like the
Speaker 1: once a month panties, right, but um, I don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's cute for people who care and for
Speaker 1: people who don't. I don't think it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're not weight right right right, or you're not wearing like, um,
Speaker 1: a G string or like what do you call those
Speaker 1: things that snap on guard guardens? Yeah, like yeah, I've
Speaker 1: done all of like fun right exactly. I think it's
Speaker 1: like one, but then it's like, okay, after it's like
Speaker 1: once or twice, it's like what else? Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Right, and we need to ask a
Speaker 1: guy his opinion that's true, yeah, because we don't care,
Speaker 1: but they might really care. That's true. And then I
Speaker 1: think that's this piggybacks on, Like Okay, when you've been
Speaker 1: in a relationship with someone for an extra period of
Speaker 1: time or whatever. Like you know, I think people start
Speaker 1: to kind of not let go of themselves, but they
Speaker 1: don't do the same things that they did when they
Speaker 1: initially started dating. Of course. So it's like when you're
Speaker 1: with a new guy, you're like, oh, let me put
Speaker 1: on my cutest matching bra and panty lacy, sexy, and
Speaker 1: let me think, let me have him think this is
Speaker 1: what I always went exactly, and then you know, ship
Speaker 1: six months later, it's like it's cotton. Yeah, we go
Speaker 1: into cotton comfortable. Okay, no throngs here, but is it?
Speaker 1: But then the question is like, okay, so are you dressing?
Speaker 1: Are you wearing lingerie for yourself or for look at
Speaker 1: your partner? Um? Well, I mean I think both. I
Speaker 1: think I think you know, if it's a hot date
Speaker 1: and you know something like you know your clothes are
Speaker 1: coming off, then of course you you want to make
Speaker 1: sure that when they do come off, you ain't looking great.
Speaker 1: Since your panties a clean, Yeah, the fan is a clean,
Speaker 1: They're looking good. He's like, oh, you look so amazing.
Speaker 1: But like, let's say I'm not dating anybody, like I'm
Speaker 1: not going to care one way or the other. But
Speaker 1: I have one. Yeah, So I think sometimes it depends
Speaker 1: on like your dating situation. If you're on a date,
Speaker 1: some people feel like I don't mean to cut you off.
Speaker 1: Some people feel like they feel better if their underwears
Speaker 1: are matching, if they're you know, lingerie is on point underneath,
Speaker 1: you know, Robin said, I'm confident no matter what I got.
Speaker 1: I mean, then you have some people don't even wear underwear.
Speaker 1: That is true. I do. I don't wear when I'm
Speaker 1: wearing like workout clothes. So I'm so happy we brought
Speaker 1: this up. Okay, so there's a couple times where I
Speaker 1: haven't and I felt weirdly, I felt like it was
Speaker 1: like going further up your yes and my j J. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like if I'm cycling. I think it depends. I think
Speaker 1: I've kind of found like workout tights that actually like
Speaker 1: fit me right, so that I don't need to wear underwear. Okay,
Speaker 1: but why, well, why have you decided not to wear
Speaker 1: underwear if you're working out, because like, what's the point
Speaker 1: what do you mean, what's the point why do you
Speaker 1: wear when you go to seven eleven? I mean, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? What is it makes this? Like
Speaker 1: you no sense to me, you know, because I I
Speaker 1: think there have been times Okay, So I think there's
Speaker 1: been times when like my thong when I'm working out
Speaker 1: has been uncomfortable. Okay, but what about some briefs. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't even have those, Like, oh, you don't have briefs.
Speaker 1: This is a good conversation. I only have them for
Speaker 1: like my period days. So you wear a thong every day? Okay? Well, actually,
Speaker 1: actually I think I have brief someone today actually, but
Speaker 1: I don't have them like usually I don't, like I
Speaker 1: don't have that many. Okay, so you typically where your
Speaker 1: go to is a thong. Wow, good to know. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my go to used to be a throng. But
Speaker 1: then you know how you have thongs all of a
Speaker 1: sudden don't fit anymore and it's horrible, like they hurt
Speaker 1: your butt. Well that's so. So now I wear Chantel.
Speaker 1: They're like seamless, they're one size fits all, and they're
Speaker 1: like so comfortable, like they're like they don't like it's
Speaker 1: not like that like really tight string that like it's
Speaker 1: not tight on your waist, it's not tight up your butt. Okay,
Speaker 1: I need to get some of those, Okay, alright, one
Speaker 1: size fits all. How is that possible because they're stretching. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I've seen some big asses out here. I'm just
Speaker 1: but they're like that flat material, like they lay flat.
Speaker 1: They're really they're they're like look them up and I
Speaker 1: mean something after it. They're like really flat and they're
Speaker 1: like um, and they just don't like they don't pinch anywhere,
Speaker 1: you know. But I would feel like when I'm working out,
Speaker 1: it's just no telling, like you just move so much
Speaker 1: and then the song like just it'll get in your crotch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's sweaty and it's just yeah, now I'm with that.
Speaker 1: I've learned so much about you today. But happen, I
Speaker 1: feel like we're even closer. I mean, we're just getting closer.
Speaker 1: And I know, but I really was like driving down street,
Speaker 1: like Rob and I have never discussed our underwear, and
Speaker 1: this is very important, like I need to know about
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's Yes, as the old people say, underwear very important. Yes,
Speaker 1: So you'll likely see me in like a black brawl
Speaker 1: in a black you know what I mean, like black
Speaker 1: and black, or tan and tan, or nude and nude,
Speaker 1: I like, or like black and leopard yes, now here recently,
Speaker 1: I do like we were gifted some pegamama not pajamas. Well,
Speaker 1: the ug stuff, the tell Far what do you call those?
Speaker 1: The box the the briefs what guy? Yeah, I used
Speaker 1: to sleep in those. Okay, so so tell Far and
Speaker 1: shout out to them gave us these boxers and I
Speaker 1: loved them, like they're they're like a man's boxer, but
Speaker 1: they're for women and their unisex right, No, because they
Speaker 1: don't have a split in the month in the front. Uh.
Speaker 1: The slit in the front is for like the penis
Speaker 1: and co. Yes, so they don't have the men really
Speaker 1: use that hole, yes they do, they do. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: alwaysly wanted just like pulls pants. Okay, thanks, thanks for sorry.
Speaker 1: So I love them. And Skims has some too, and
Speaker 1: I have a pair of those. But yeah, I I
Speaker 1: absolutely love those. So I have a lot of those. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those and those feel good to sleep in. They feel
Speaker 1: good to sleep for sure, as to sleep in. I
Speaker 1: have won those to the gym underneath my yoga pants.
Speaker 1: I know because I was like lazy and I did
Speaker 1: so I was like I know, and you could see them.
Speaker 1: It is horrible. It was six o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Look it is what it is. Okay, that's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do want to say. Okay, so I came across
Speaker 1: an underwear company or so you know, in the summertime,
Speaker 1: when you wear a dress and it's how to shoot
Speaker 1: outside and you're like, you're like thighs are rubbing and
Speaker 1: you're sweating down there, Like does that happen to you? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I found a company that makes underwear like for
Speaker 1: that purpose, so like they'll come down over your thighs
Speaker 1: just long enough so that like your thighs aren' rubbing
Speaker 1: and you aren't sweating, and it's like that sweat wicking material. Yes,
Speaker 1: love them. Okay, I need those. It's just a team
Speaker 1: too much. But the underwear y'alls, we didn't give me
Speaker 1: that company, yes, and like and I like ordered one
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh I like these, and then
Speaker 1: I ordered a whole bunch, so like in the summertime,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm aware when I'm wearing a dress. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we want to know people, ladies, are you a
Speaker 1: robbing thong? Only? Are are you at gazelle with a
Speaker 1: laundry list with me? Damn boxers? Under boxers songs? I
Speaker 1: wear I wear it all like, I wear it all briefs,
Speaker 1: I wear the boy shorts, I wear it all. So
Speaker 1: who are you? Are you Gazelle or are you robbing? Like?
Speaker 1: Let us know, great question, hit us up, okay, because
Speaker 1: I'm kind of feeling like more people are like me
Speaker 1: robbing probably so yeah, probably so. Use those songs? Do
Speaker 1: you get uncomfortable? But you should buy some shantell one Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: but guys, that is our episode. We love y'all so much,
Speaker 1: so please don't forget to live your life. Either reasonable
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