WEBVTT - Shady Thongs! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:15.760 Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.760 of Reasonably Shady. My name is Giselle Bryant. What's up? 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:22.160 What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you so 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:25.680 much for being here with us. Once a game? Yes, 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:31.440 what's a game? What's a game? Yes? We love y'all. 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:33.640 Thank y'all so much for listening to us week after week. 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:37.559 We truly appreciate it, because Lord knows, sometimes I'm like, 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:41.560 is anybody listening? Is anybody anybody anybody listening? What makes 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.440 you feel like that? I don't know? Anyway, listen, we 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:46.599 have so much to talk about. Okay, first and foremost, 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.560 you know, per usual reasonably Shady moment of the week. 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:57.600 And I have one, of course you do, yes, m 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:02.840 I have three girls. Y'all know them well. I love them. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.880 They're in high school and they go to the same 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.920 high school. So it's three. It's like Briant girls the 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.039 hard way, Like they come down the hall like it's three. 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:14.039 It's like, don't mess with the Brian girls. Okay, So 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:18.039 there was one little girl in particular that decided to 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.880 mess with Angel decided yes and I'm I'm gonna call her. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:23.680 Can I call her a little white girl? Or I can't? 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.839 I can't say that. Yeah, that's what she was, y'all. Okay, 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.640 So she decided to tell Angel she she was kind 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:34.080 of flexing on Angel, like she was smarter than Angel, 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.720 and kind of told Angel, yeah, I do have to 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.839 say that she was she was a little white girl 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:42.240 because she told Angel that Angel should only apply to 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.160 a black cop o hell, because that's where she would 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:49.840 feel comfortable. What, yes, okay, why did this girl offer 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:53.080 her unsolicited advice? First of all? Or was this a friend? 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:55.680 It was she she's a friend of me. Okay. So 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.280 and they were talking about you know where do you 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:58.720 think you're going to call? You know where you're gonna 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.160 apply to college? Right? It's they were having a nice 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:07.320 friendly conversation that went left. Okay. So Angel, y'all, is 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.240 my sweetest child, and she don't really she don't want 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.920 no controversy or no conflicts. You don't want no troubles 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:15.000 in the streets. So what does she do? She told 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:20.000 her older sister ak a little just yeah. So she 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:26.200 goes to tell Grace and Grace said, she said what 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:29.880 Grace said? They were like in like the little courtyard 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.440 they were eating. Grace packed up all of her ship 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.880 and she was like, I'll be back and went to 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.120 go find her. Okay, she wants to go find a 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:41.040 little girl that bothered Angel. She found her, Oh my god, 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:44.080 and Grace said, don't you ever talk to my sister 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:47.880 any O'Connor way again. Don't you ever say anything to 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:52.280 my sister that is going to bother her period matter 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.440 of fact, don't ever talk to her again. Okay, So 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:59.400 the little girl started crying. The victim. The victim started crying, 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.840 and she said she would apologize to Angel immediately. What 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.360 she did. She came to apologize to Angel, and she 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.320 cried more, Oh my god. And the shady person of 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:12.280 the week is this little w girl? Yeah, like, where 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:16.000 are with? I don't don't. First of all, they're they're 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:19.200 out of predominantly white school, yes, right, So why would 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.840 this young lady think that they would not be comfortable, 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:24.639 that they would only be comfortable in all black school 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:26.920 or black school. I don't know that that makes no 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:29.280 sense to me. I don't know, but it was borderline 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:33.720 racist and I like it. Yeah, it definitely is racist undertones. 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.440 And let's I want the record to reflect Angela is 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.640 at four point two student and this girl is not. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.320 She didn't want Angels to maybe apply to the same 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:47.160 schools as her and take her and take her spot. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:48.800 It might be that too, but all I want to 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.760 know is I got a little little girl. I know 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:52.880 who you want. I got my eyeballs on you you are. 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:56.080 Does she have an explanation for that? She has no explanation. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:57.800 She just apologize and said she would never do it 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:01.200 again because Grace got her together. Okay, yes, I don't 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:02.720 mess with the brown girls. Kind of well, before I 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.000 get to my shady moment, which isn't really exciting. Um. 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.800 I was walking in the mall one day, yeah, and 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:10.480 it was like these two young girls in front of 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.840 me and they were just chit chatting and I heard 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.720 them say, oh, yes, um, my friend thinks this girl 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.040 and her school is so cool because her mother is 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:22.080 on the Real Housewives up at Tony And I said, oh, 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:26.120 look at them talking about yourself. Girls, they are cool, 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:31.640 And I wasn't on the just chuckled. I was like, now, 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.520 I think that that's very cute. It was cute. It 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.359 was very cute. And by the way, oh, and my 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.760 kids went back to school after you know, we've been 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:43.280 on breaks and its snowed. Um. Yeah, my my kids 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.560 are the big man on campus because they got a 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:50.960 gift from Nicki Minaj. Yes, all the students, well, like 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:55.680 we saw that Nicki Minaj gave you a gift. They 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:58.920 were already cool, but yeah they're even cooler, thank you. Yes, 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:03.120 they're in the stratus fear. Yes, okay, what is your 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.440 reasonably shady moment? I mean, I'm just gonna give it 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:09.240 to myself, you know, well actually not you always, I'm 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.599 not going to do that. I switched it. I'm I'm 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:16.240 really sick and tired of these damn furniture companies taking 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:19.680 forever with my damn furniture. I'm so sick of it. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.359 And now it's like really bothering me because I've taken 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:28.640 my Christmas decorations down, which filed that void decorations and 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.880 the lights and the you know, just that nice little 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:35.039 feeling you're now they're gone, and I still don't have furniture. Okay, 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:36.920 So and people keep asking me for a house store 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.360 and I'm not giving a house store when I have 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:41.720 no furniture. Okay, Okay, I had to take my own 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:46.000 house story yet. I mean, I have old furniture. I 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.599 have like furniture from my old house, but that's not 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:52.400 the furniture that I want it. It's like, yes, it 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:57.360 doesn't fit my space. So I get you listen, these 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:01.960 furniture companies and these anything home related, it's gonna take them. 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.960 Oh my gosh. Like I literally ordered furniture in August 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:09.080 and it's January. Yeah, you got a couple of more months. No, 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:12.000 I don't. Okay, I'm sorry. I was just I will 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.320 not be the bearer of bad news. Okay. There's something 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:16.520 that's I've been itching to talk about. All right. So 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:24.880 there's this documentary documentary. It's on Disney Plus on National Geographic. Okay, 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:26.919 so if you have Disney Plus, you have National Geographic. 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.919 It's on there. It's called The Rescue. The Rescue, Okay, 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.920 never heard of it. Remember a couple of years ago 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:37.360 when this is about the book the Thailand Soccer. Yes, 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:40.040 Oh should I watch that? Feel like I know how 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.800 it's going to end? Well no, no, but you need 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.360 to see how they got to the end. Okay. So 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.280 let me just say this. I was burying. I remember 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.320 being so intrigued because like every day you're like, did 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:51.680 they get them, did they come out? What's going on? 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.440 What's happening? Right? Okay, so this football team ballers, like 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.040 fifteen year old boys soccer or whatever. They got stuck 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.680 in the cave. Okay. So after I'm not gonna tell 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.480 you what happened. But after I saw the documentary, I 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.839 immediately thought, I want to discuss this with Oprah Winfrey. Right, 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.680 I know my best friend Oprah, Right, So I wanted 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.160 to call her. I don't have her number, by Oprah 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:19.720 because I felt like Jesus was involved in the documentary, 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:24.080 Like I felt like it was a spiritual universe, you 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.560 know how Oprah is very universal, spiritual all that I 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.280 felt like that was going on, and I was like, Oprah, 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:32.160 I really want to talk to you about this. And 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.440 so I was like, how do I get to Oprah 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.120 or discussed the rescue? At least want to tell her 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:41.720 to watch the documentary. So if anybody knows open, tell 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:44.000 her to watch the documentary. It's on Disney Plus, so 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:45.720 that she and I can discuss it. We don't have 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.040 to talk about anything else, like we can get off 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:51.000 the phones. I just want her take I want her perspective. 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.920 I want you felt moved. I was moved so many 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:59.960 episodes one it's a movie, it's a documentary. And when 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.560 I tell y'all, let me tell you. Oh, at the end, 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:06.360 I was bawling. Cry. I was bawling cry. I know. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:10.240 And let me just say this. Let me just Robin 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.640 doesn't cry, so Robin might know. I do cry. You do? 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.360 I do cry? And I like I cry when people cry. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.720 Oh yeah, that's right, you do. You do. Let me 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:21.120 just say this, if you watch this whole documentary and 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.640 you do not feel like there is a god, there's 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:28.760 something wrong with you. Okay, so just everybody watch it, Okay, 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:33.239 Moving on, Robin, is anything you want to share with us? Um, 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.920 anything I want to share with you? Okay. So it's 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:39.719 just like really random. I was in the shower and 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:43.400 I was doing one of my like routine after shower things. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.920 I and I just thought about how it got, how 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.080 we started doing it, why, and I and I thought 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.040 this would be fun to share with you and want 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:54.200 to started doing something in the shower. I just I 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.600 just want to where the story is going. Okay, all right, 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.960 It's a I would say, a beauty, a beauty reach 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.400 many in the shower. So I was like, oh, let's 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.400 talk about like quirky beauty regiments, are even quirky, but 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.880 like you know, special beauty regiments that you maybe have 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:11.360 learned from someone. Okay, oh I have one, Okay, but 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:16.200 go ahead. So um years ago and two thousand two 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.560 one was drafted to the Washington Wizards, okay, okay, and 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:22.640 one of his teammates was Michael Jordan's. Yes, yes, the 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:26.600 great almighty Michael Jordan's. And one day one came home 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:30.720 from practice and was like, I got something new for you. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.880 What this is? Is this? Yes? I was like, I 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:36.440 have when you said I got something new for you, 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.600 and he learned it from Michael Jordan's. So many things 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:42.880 went through my mind right now, I can't be least expected. Okay, 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:47.000 is this X rated? No? Okay, PG rated very okay? 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.840 All right. He was like, when you finished in the 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:53.000 shower and you turn the water off, put some baby 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:59.480 all on you, you lock the moisture. Okay, that's not 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.560 I thought you were gonna say that. Michael Jordan told 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:07.760 wand this well, and so then my my question was like, well, 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:09.720 how did you know this? Like did you watch him 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.840 do this? In the shower like Michael Jordan did. Michael 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:17.439 Jordan making a team announcement. Yeah, so you know in 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:23.560 in in professional in sports locker rooms, they're very free Willie, Yes, 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:27.360 And so I think that's just something he observed. You know, 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.880 when Michael turned the water off, he grabbed his baby 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:34.400 oil and he slathered his body and baby oil. And 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.040 if you think about Michael, he was always so nice 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:40.920 and like, yes he was, he was glistening exactly. Yes, 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.320 you know what's so crazy about this conversation. That's what 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:48.120 Sherman does. And Sherman might have learned it from Michael. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.880 From Michael Jordan's Okay, So for those of you all 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.439 who do not now I use the data guy named 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.920 Sherman Douglas who played in the NBA years ago when 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.920 Michael played. So Sherman might have gotten this or can 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:04.480 we say that Michael got it from Sherman. M probably not, 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:07.640 I mean maybe or maybe it's like you know, um, 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:11.480 it's with six degrees of separations, so like Sherman got 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.319 it from someone else to got it from Michael, I 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:17.160 don't like you know whatever, right, it's so we've literally 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:22.040 been now it's it's not baby oil anymore. It's body oil, right, 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:24.000 like because baby oil. I don't know what they say, 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:27.439 there's like toxins and so anyway, so it's about like 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.000 body oils will buy and like literally turn the water 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.319 off while your water, why your body's damp, put the 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.839 oil on you and your body you're just giving yourself 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:37.480 a little bit more more moisture and still put lotion on. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:41.280 And I saw Sherman do it, but and I just 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.600 was like I thought he was because you know Sherman say, 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.480 brown skin man. I was like, Okay, that's what the 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:49.720 brown skin man doing. But I need to do it too, Yes, yes, okay, 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:51.839 isn't that neat? I like that? Okay, let me take 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:55.480 my quirky, my quirky beauty regiment, so to speak. So 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:59.160 I one time, a long time ago, Derek Ruther Rutherdge. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:05.200 Derek was makeup artists. He does He's famous for doing 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.760 like Oprah's makeup for years. He did my makeup and 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:11.120 I was very young, and so he my face at 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.560 the time, I think, because I was probably like sixteen, 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:18.120 was very oily. My skin was oily. So he put 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:21.560 like a very thin layer of milk of magnesia on 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:25.600 my face, and it like like sucked up all that 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:30.120 oil and it was like a barrier between he was 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.920 like a primer, kind of like a primer, but it 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:35.520 was like a barrier and it mattened my face out 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.880 and then he put on the foundation and all that 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.600 kind of stuff. So I was like, this is amazing. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:42.280 So I used to use it when I was like, 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:46.640 you know, early twenties, like on my tea zone. I was, 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:48.720 you know, extra beautiful with my milk of magnetio on 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:51.560 my face, and no one knew, none the wiser I 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.840 might have to try that. Yes, my face isn't my face, 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:56.720 you know, has my skin has changed or whatever. So 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.800 I don't have the issue anymore. But like beauty to 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.199 number five three exactly level. Don't you love little beauty tips? Yes, 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.440 And you can get malcolm magnesia from a CBS and 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:11.040 you're right, but it's in your what do you call 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:19.240 it anti ant acid I, oh, malcol magnesias something like that. Yeah, 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.200 Like what what form is it in? It's a it's 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:23.679 a it's a liquid. It's like a liquid. So it's 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.880 like pepto bismo kind of yeah, but it's white. It's white. Yeah, 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.800 so it does dry white a little bit, so you 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.840 gotta make sure you know how to play around with it. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.360 But yes, said it's my beauty tip for you people. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.000 I looked that up and and can I just say so, 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:42.200 speaking still on beauty, Yes, um, these lash extensions that 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:45.360 we get are like life series. I okay, so my 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:49.880 lashes completely grew out. Yeah, And I was so worried 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:53.800 because like the weeks, you know, the past few weeks, 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:57.000 I would like look in the mirror and I'd be like, Roman, 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:01.280 You're so ugly. Like I would literally be like, oh 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.560 my god, like what is wrong with you? You're so ugly. 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:06.560 You're like you're losing it. And I realized it was 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.559 because I didn't have lashes. I got my lashes done 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:12.800 yesterday and I was like, yes, no, lashes are everything. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.960 They will change your face. Yes, it was so insane 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.520 how big of a difference it me. But I really 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.640 felt really ugly these past couple of weeks, like really ugly. 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.960 That's like I'm not like I've been in the house. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.960 I'm not getting my hair done. My hair is brown 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:28.680 like all that type of stuff. Oh, and I'm pale. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:30.800 I need to go to the Tanni s Alon. I know, 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.440 We're not supposed to do that, but yeah, well I 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.600 need I need to spreime. I mean, I'll do both. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:40.000 But you look beautiful, Robin, Thank you, thank you. Do 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:41.560 you have a strip? One? I have a strip because 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.520 my lashes are growing out, so I had to put 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:55.400 a strip on top and I can't That ship annoys me. Yes, yes, Carter, 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.120 do you have anything you want to say? Look, my 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.920 son Carter is in this room all under the table, 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:05.280 touching my feet, so I have not said any curse words. Carter. 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.960 I'm just gonna let you say hi, okay, because you 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.800 want your attention. Let me give your attention. Okay, yes 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:14.240 you did, Okay, say Hi. Just come over here, everybody, 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:20.360 Hi Carter. Hello, you got anything to say? Come my 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:28.480 mom like reasonably shady? Yeah? Actually your mother is shady? Hello? Yes? 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.240 On a scale of one to ten, how shady am 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:39.080 I ten? Say? Okay? Yes? But you love it? Okay, 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:46.000 all right, thank you, Carter, Thank you, Bud. Alright, so guys, 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:49.160 we're coming up with a new reasonably shady segment. Okay, 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:53.680 we've had you know, you know, we tell our reasonaly 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.960 shady moments of the week, but we have a new one. Okay, 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:04.840 and this reasonably shady segment is as seen on TV. Yes, 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:09.440 is it reasonable or is it shady? Which one? Is it? Yes? 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.880 Is it reasonable or is it shady? All right? So 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:15.240 what we want you guys to do is email us 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:20.120 with scenarios that you and I don't know, your loved one, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:24.400 your sister, your aunt, with scenarios that you're going to whatever, 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:27.560 whatever the situation worker, and we will tell you whether 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:30.280 or not it's reasonable or shady. Exactly right. Let us 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:32.760 be the judge whether it's reasonable or shady. And like 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:34.600 I said, as seen on TV. You saw us do 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:38.239 this on TV, and we think it would be appropriate 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.920 to bring it to the pod. Yes, we're bringing it 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:43.560 to the pod. So if you didn't watch The Real 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.840 Housewives Potomach, we will let you know that we played 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:48.560 a game when we introduced this podcast, and we put 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:52.040 out scenarios to all the ladies and we asked them, 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:53.480 do you think this is reasonable? Do you think this 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:56.680 is shady? And you know, they were very shady questions 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.239 that we asked that y'all don't have to be that shady, 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.120 but we would like for you to be that shady. 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.000 You can be shady, but we want to give you, 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:06.080 like we if there's some sort of debate that you're 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:10.159 having between you know, a friend or a spouse, a partner, 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.480 cowork or whatever, like, let us be a judge. Let 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:14.840 us tell you you know who is right, who's wrong, 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:17.920 who's shady, who's not blah blah blah blah blah. Yes, 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:21.320 I absolutely love that. So email us at what's up 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:25.480 at reasonably shady dot com you're reasonable or shady questions 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.200 and it's gonna be um a segment. Hopefully we get 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:31.400 some great questions. We better get someone some good ones 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:34.520 because we're gonna talk about them, I know now speaking 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:37.040 of talking about like a couple or maybe like three 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.920 or four episodes ago, we talked about things black people say, 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.560 like the African American urge. Yes, this black people urge 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.000 and when we say things that are universal, okay, black 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:50.960 people do. And so I think we said, are there 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:54.160 some like white Yeah, so like you know, white people, 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:56.560 if if you want to tell us your urges or 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:59.359 things that y'all saying, send them to us. And y'all 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:03.000 did all sent and we want to go over okay 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:08.119 because it's funny to us. So Sophie Harding, since the 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:11.320 white urge is to say, oh, that's got a kick 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:17.960 to it. Okay, So never whenever we taste anything spicier 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:22.080 than catch up, Yes, yes, yeah, y'all do that. Y'all 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:26.159 do that. Every everything is spicy. Yes, but everything has 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.760 a kick to it, has a kick to it. Y'all 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:33.959 do that. That is universal? All right? Next one, so 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:38.440 Britain Linkey, she said, oh my gosh, nothing on that 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.399 list was more relatable. It wasn't a black urge, it 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:46.720 was a human urge. Then screaming representative, So white people, 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:52.199 yo representative. So when you're when you're like calling and 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:54.719 you're and you get these they're not robot calls. When 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:58.480 you're calling, you're trying to get customer service, and you 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:01.240 gotta hit all these buttons, we just go nuts and 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:04.199 we just are screaming yes, yes, but it's not a 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.040 black things. It's everybody said, everyone thing. Yes. It's good 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:10.480 to know that not only black people get frustrated with that. Yes, okay. 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:13.159 So Sarah Kelly is contributing her white is um that 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.439 all white folks say. She said, this is especially for 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.960 white women. But I can I cannot even count the 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:21.400 amount of times I've complimented a friend, a family member, 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:25.040 or a stranger on their outfit, and they're sole response 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:35.760 to us, thanks, it has pockets. Okay, okay, okay. I 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:38.639 can see white people saying that, Yes, but there's nothing 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:42.560 better than like a cute, comfy dress that has pockets. 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:46.480 Oh my gosh, thank you, has pockets, and then you 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:53.159 put your hands in your pockets. On the side my 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:56.840 white side would come out. I would do that, Oh 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.520 my gosh, thank you, that's pockets. Oh my gosh. I 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:05.280 could see every Becky saying that. Okay, all right, Matthew 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:08.760 Phelps gave me some white is ms. The white person 0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:12.040 urged to say, let's rock and roll when it's time 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:16.840 to leave. Yeah, I have heard many of white people say, 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:20.200 let's okay, guys, let's rock and roll and roll with 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.960 like the arms, yes, with the arm, with the arm movement. 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:26.640 You know, the arm movement. Okay, you bought your fist 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.840 and then you like and then you you swing it back, 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:33.440 you swing your sing your elbow back, and then you 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:39.680 swinging in. Let's rock and roll like the middle. That's 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:45.080 a rock and roll guys, all right. The white person 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:47.560 urged to say, wow, we got here just in time 0:20:47.760 --> 0:20:50.480 when you see a long line form behind you. Yes, 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:53.480 I say that when I go to Chappole Chile. Yes, 0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:56.199 I'll walk in and I'll be like four, you know, 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:58.840 four people in front of me, and then like three 0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:01.000 minutes later, I'll turn around to be like twenty people 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:07.159 like you. So that might be universal because I do 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:12.399 say that too. Yes, um, the white person urged to 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:15.240 stay to the cashier. I guess it's free when the 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:20.520 item doesn't stand. I say that when it's scams, I'm like, oh, 0:21:20.560 --> 0:21:25.480 but didn't I free? But how can we make that free? 0:21:25.520 --> 0:21:29.520 There's a scratch on this. This should be free. And 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:33.600 that's that's the black cheep in me. Okay, Okay, so 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:39.880 Zoe Ezrin says, calling target tar j Okay. Yes, yes, 0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:42.760 I definitely learned that from white people. Yes, I don't 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:45.080 know who I learned that from. Maybe you. I call 0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:48.400 it targe. Yes, ex definitely a white thing. And then 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:51.880 I wish I could show you all this. She sent 0:21:51.920 --> 0:21:55.360 a picture of smiling like this, and it's literally like 0:21:55.560 --> 0:22:01.640 a white white boy with like the the slid their smile, Yes, smiling, 0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:04.840 but with no teeth. Yeah, but it's like a wide 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:11.800 slither like it's like y'all, y'all are telling on yourself, 0:22:11.840 --> 0:22:15.240 which is absolutely hilarious, which we love. Okay, all right, Robin, 0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:19.239 give us I think that was it. Yeah, I think 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:22.399 I got them all. Okay, Yes, I love it. I 0:22:23.480 --> 0:22:27.040 wanted to ask you about um because we were talking 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:30.000 about door dash right by the way. For the record, 0:22:30.160 --> 0:22:33.440 everybody knows I hate door dash, like I door dash. 0:22:33.560 --> 0:22:36.840 I've never used door dash, and they got it right. 0:22:36.960 --> 0:22:39.720 Oh my god, I know, and I want to I 0:22:39.760 --> 0:22:44.080 need to stop ordering a damn cookie or dessert or 0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:46.600 a drink you want to get it, you never get it. 0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:49.800 Anything that's a necessary or like an add on at 0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:51.760 the end, you're never getting it. Don't order it. And 0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:54.399 then and then once you open your bag, they're gone. 0:22:54.520 --> 0:22:56.520 They're in their car and they're gone. So it is 0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:59.520 not even their fault, is it. It's not know what 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:01.200