WEBVTT - Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka) 0:00:01.639 --> 0:00:03.560 The phone thing is getting out of control. You saw 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:06.640 the when Beyonce almost fell and everybody had their phone. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:07.080 Uh. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:10.880 I was like, you can't catch here, like you know, 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:14.280 like that's you guys about to record possibly a pop 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:15.000 star dying. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.160 Yeah, you know what I mean, you should chill. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:20.560 I think if I was there, out of been coordinating 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.279 like all hands together. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:25.320 Let's I'm so sick. Like I was like, who is not. 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:28.920 Let's figure out a way to catch Literally, I would 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:31.920 have built it like pyramid, let's go guys in Spain. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:35.479 But like, yo, I see this. 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:44.880 Chips in your. 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:54.920 Kuala bears are racists, money. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:56.640 Turning stuff? 0:00:58.120 --> 0:00:58.840 Can't tell me? 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:05.000 Said, I'm so sick of love songs. I'm so tired 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:08.200 of tears. I'm so done with wishing that you are 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:12.040 still here. I'm so sick of love songs, so sad 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.800 and slow. But why can't I turn off the radio? 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.679 There it is? There is, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:21.160 another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:25.240 where we'd sing you did that, and then I was 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:29.600 singing about busting baby. Oh yeah, it's like a natural progression, 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:33.080 you know. He changed quite a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.800 I had, but different vibes for sure. Doesn't he have 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:40.160 like five wives? Yeah, he's very openly polyamorous. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:44.240 Now, yeah, bust the Baby, busted Baby, Busty Baby got 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:50.560 me cruising through the vasia petals. Oh man, Johnny, you know, yeah, 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:51.560 that was. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:55.640 The Busted Baby Part two. Oh, you're right. We weren't 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.280 as big as a fan of Busted Baby the original. 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.040 It was Busy Baby part one. It wasn't It wasn't 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:06.880 no Plies, no Neo, it was just Neo. No, this 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:10.800 was song Busted Baby without Neil. Busted Baby is a 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:13.360 PLI song, that Neo feature song. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.600 Oh yeah, you gotta cut that, you gotta. You can't 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:20.640 just have also right as well. That's why I was 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:22.760 thinking of talking about. 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.040 You know, I'm saying that that Busted Baby Part one 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.840 is just Plies and then Busted Baby Part two is 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.400 him making a remix of Busted Baby. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:36.080 That is Neo and Neil just around on like some 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:42.519 poly ship and you want to hit the studio. That's 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:46.919 not happen. Yeah, it's just like me in Miami. It's 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.880 just happened to be high together. What's that Usher and 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:52.320 r Kelly song? Same girl? 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.200 I'd like to think about it as that situation. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.160 We might as well make a song. I believe that 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.000 same girl. Yeah, you can hear the lyric. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.119 It felt wrong. Yeah, it was real. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.680 It really felt like they were like, look, man, we 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:09.040 could be mad at each other, but we could turn 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:09.880 this into someone. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.640 Yeah, make our money back, because you can tell maybe 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.400 one was like fun in her apartment and then the 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:18.079 other was like her shopping. They were like, yo, I 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.280 can't believe she played us both. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:20.160 I can't believe it. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.680 Yeah, he shout out to her for that little bit 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.760 of time she was flying close to the sun. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.280 Not only that's beautiful, that's amazing. 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.720 Not only that, fucking with r Kelly and managing to 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:34.160 stay free. Yeah, that's that's it, was it. That's a 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:35.040 miracle man. 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:43.600 Usher she was. That was probably the best summer of her. Yeah, yeah, 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:49.720 got out, she said, bitch, I got sure and unburned. 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:53.920 Again. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.600 She's really the hero of that song. He's like, I 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:00.640 got bitches roped in the basement, But I wouldn't do 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:05.600 that to her. I love her. That's he's different. She's 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:10.800 a ton yes woman, his legal chick. That's why he 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:14.600 was torn. Yeah, you gotta treat them right. Damn wow, 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.000 Well I think that covers. That's an intro. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.920 That's a great intro. Our guest today, he's already here 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.600 with us. He's hilarious. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:23.279 You know him. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.839 You know him from Abbo Elementary, you know him from Insecure. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:29.400 You know him best, most importantly from his brand new 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:34.080 special It's it's on Hulu. It's available now. It's goddamn funny. 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:35.720 He's god damn funny. Give it up for. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:44.520 Absolutely not. 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:48.240 Okay, you got to go. I love to call you 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:48.760 all guard. 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:50.640 Yeah. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:56.159 We don't know how you're supposed to sound of animal 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.400 cross talk. That's difficult. I appreciate you guys having me. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:04:59.560 Man. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:03.120 This is all so we're very excited you're here. 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:06.400 You came to us with a conspiracy theory that I 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:11.040 wouldn't associate with black people. Until very recently, this this 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.360 did not feel like it had any black audience until 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:17.840 very very recently. Now when you're on TikTok, you'll occasionally 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.400 see black people talking about this. But you said, my 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:21.360 mama told me. 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:27.200 The hollow earth theory. 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:34.000 Yeah, hollow earth. There's an earth within like the center 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:39.440 of Earth habitable. You know, there's been different things that 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.320 came about that kind of backs it. Like, I don't 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.960 know if you ever heard about the guy that flew 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.760 over because they said the interest is in the south 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:49.800 pole or a pole. That's how you get in, ye. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.640 Like it's an entrance to the center of the Earth 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:55.000 via the poles. There's like a hole. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:06:02.800 There's a hole, big holes, like big big hole. When 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:07.080 it did he yeah, one of the top, one of 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:07.560 the bottom. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:14.960 Weird come about. There's a lot of space, a lot 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:16.359 of space. Gotta have two holes for that. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.080 And there was one thing that kind of you know, 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.440 had me believe in it. There was like a report 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.239 I think it was like nineteen forty three or something 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:27.160 where a plane for a pilot flew over it and 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.320 he reported back to like, yo, there was a bunch 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:33.840 of green like greenery everywhere in the middle of the 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.760 South Pole. And then he also explained like seeing some 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.720 kind of craft that was flying around. And then when 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.599 he told the government, they like questioned him crazy, and 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:44.320 then they made him stop talking about it. 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.560 Okay, yo, Yeah. 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:49.800 You're saying this man, this man exposed the hollow earth 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.360 and then got shut down by the government. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:55.760 Shut down, which is not we're seeing it now. Okay, 0:06:56.320 --> 0:07:00.520 shut down it's getting more. It's getting They're easy to 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:01.920 believe it these things. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:06.719 That's how Yeah, once you start being like, you see 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.360 what they're doing over here? Yeah, so the man maybe 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.160 they could do that over here. But my mama told 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.800 me doing Obama was like yeah, but now I'm like, wait, 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.720 what was that thing you told me about it? And 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:19.000 here's the thing. We didn't need a hollow Earth during Obama. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.280 We did it. We had a black president. We need 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:25.160 to escape things bad for some people. That's how they 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:29.360 landed on hollow Earth because they're like, go somewhere. They're like, 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.920 I can't be from here. Yeah, this can't be it, 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:35.440 this can't be right. I just don't feel like I 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:40.080 belong here. You know, something's off. Yeah, it stinks up 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:40.720 here now. 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:46.320 I'm always yeah, yeah, they're just tacky. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:47.120 Yeah. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:50.920 So so you you have you certainly know a lot 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.000 about the hollow Earth, or at least like the premise 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:53.320 of it. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.480 Yeah. Is this something that you believe in? Are you? 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:59.360 Are you a passionate now this is something you know? 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:03.400 I don't know. I don't think. I don't believe in it, 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.040 but I don't believe in it, you know what I mean? Yeah, 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:07.080 I'm not willing. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.440 To like go in front of a judge for this, 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.360 I mean, but I'll hear anybody out talking about it. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:16.000 You know, it's a fun thing to ponder because think 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.200 about the ocean. We know, we know more about space 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:19.880 than we do about the bottom of the ocean. That's 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.320 right right now. Someone told me to get to enter 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:24.679 if you have to go through the ocean, I probably 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:26.560 believe in it more because that's very mysterious. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:26.880 You know. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:30.920 But do you know there's you're not actually allowed to 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:34.199 fly over the North and South Pole And they say 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.440 it's because it's like dangerous and they want people to 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:37.840 go or they're trying to keep people out. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.120 Their magnetic field for the instruments type of thing. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.440 Right well, just in terms of even like visiting there. 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.240 They want the gal they want like their general public, 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.480 like in certain parts of like the North and South Pole. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:48.760 They said because it's dangerous, but you know, climbing mouth 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:53.280 Everest is dangerous. People die annually and they let it. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:55.200 You know what I mean, You're saying dangerous doesn't. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:58.160 Mean impossible, and. 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.000 And the government don't really care about us like that 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:01.120 so much, so it's like, oh you might die that's why. 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.880 That's not that's not there, that's not it's not their 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.440 Concernbe tells us they don't mind it. A few of 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:08.320 us exactly. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.079 Yeah, So whose jurisdiction is the northern South Poole, that's 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:15.320 a question. Yeah, that's that right. Then it feels like 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:18.559 it's a conspiracy just in that, Like that's got to 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:22.960 be multiple places because there's no Antarctica doesn't have a government, right, 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:24.960 not that I'm aware. 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:29.520 It's like internationally, you know, penguins have some organization, but 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:29.880 they're not. 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.440 Wait so then so I just never thought about that. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.880 If there's no like even loose government for the area, 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:40.240 what's to stop people from like drilling and whatnot. Well, 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.920 there's certain parts of like internationally government where like all 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.120 nations like sign some kind of contract where they agree, 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.760 like even with Greenland, for example, there's supposed to be 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.080 Trump pulled us out of some contract recently agreed where 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.720 we're not allowed to we're allowed where we could go 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.360 in and like kind of do what you want now. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.280 But usually like the major powers in government are different countries. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:03.360 They'll sign international treaties for different parts of the world 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.440 where there's like natural resources, it's different things like that, 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:09.920 like if anything is found here, we all agree that 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.080 will split it evenly. There's another like semity based is 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.839 it like Australia and New Zealand places that are like 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:19.760 no country actually claims there's some island. I saw this 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.440 documentary some middle of middle of the ocean, some like 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:29.760 very and they found something nearby. Uh it was like ada, no, no, no, no, no, 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:30.199 you know. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:38.640 Like don't do that singles poof or something. There's like 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:42.760 bird poof that turns into some kind of valuable element. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:44.520 This is this is real. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.200 I know what's fun is if you're lying, you're lying 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:49.400 about so many things. 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.760 A way to lie. This is fact. This is fact. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.200 So there's like this island and the middle of the 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:59.120 ocean right, and underneath it is a bunch of like 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.200 rocks that used to be on land, right but now 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.120 it's covered under the water but not too far deep. 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:05.320 Or a bunch of seagulls pooped on it like years 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:08.160 ago or you know, centuries ago whatever, and that that 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:13.400 poop usually turns to like this valuable kind of a yeah, 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:18.040 and so it's super valuable, and that that whole area 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.160 is kind of internationally known because like it's middle Ocean 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.880 where it's no country is kind of that nearby. But 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:26.320 because this valuable thing is under there, now there's all 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:29.480 this there's all this conflict over who has the rights 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.679 to it, right, and I think you America pulled out 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:32.440 of that as well. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:38.560 So to your point, new research has revealed that sea 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:43.280 bird poop, the poop of seagulls, pelicans, and penguins, could 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.720 be worth nearly half a billion dollars annually. Think it's 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:50.120 because seabird feces, also known as guano, can be used 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.600 as a commercial fertilizer and it's vital for cont for 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.880 contributing nutrients to marine ecosystems. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:00.440 Yeah, and we've just been letting that shit go. Yeah, 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:03.120 we get mad about it. Yeah, you know it's crazy. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:05.800 Companies are not allowed to go in there and get it. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:09.200 The rule is you got to have a country sponsoring you. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:13.559 That's a part of the treaty. Now, the way around 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:17.520 that is if you have they're using You're supposed to 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.559 be a first roal country, but they're using the island 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:22.360 near by to surponsor them because they don't have the 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.520 ability to monitor them. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.480 My question is if it's proximity based and you get 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.640 like a poor country and you know, I say, exactly 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:34.120 like the Philippines is like sure, yeah, it saying. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:40.040 Here's what this makes me start to spin out a 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:45.000 little bit because the little the amount of fucking seagull 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:49.160 poop available to me right now, to you, to me specifically, 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:54.199 I could be lord of the nation, but they're not 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:55.040 telling me this. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.480 We need to know quantities, bro. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:02.200 This could be industry, is my point. I could. 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.920 I could be investing this comedy money into building an 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:09.640 actual seabird ship factory. But they won't tell me. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:13.080 Just as even the worst comedy money flip I've ever heard. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:16.480 I think it'd be awesome, be good, and it's it's natural. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.840 It's very low lift, and nobody's looking for them. No 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.320 one's really tapping into. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:23.080 It, don't nobody. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.640 Ain't nobody coming to save them seagulls, man, and I 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:26.160 hate them. 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.400 They're all in and I don't trust. I don't trust pelicans. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:33.000 Have them tied up in the garage going crazy. Yeah 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:34.000 you just sit them down. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:40.120 Yeah, just put throw some bread out every once in 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:40.720 a while. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.040 Matter of fact, with some laxative on the bread. So 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:55.760 we got to crank it up tired. Hey, we all 0:13:55.800 --> 0:14:04.520 tired from Yes, I changed your name to Maurya. What 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:06.760 happened with the pelicans? Why you? 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:10.040 Oh you just seen them? Have you been close to one? No, 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:14.040 it's unnerving. It's like they're way bigger than you think. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.080 First it's first like the big mouse, right, yeah, with 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.200 the gullet that, it's like way bigger than you. It 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.640 just is like it's one of those animals that you 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:24.720 encounter where you're like, oh, we're not supposed to share 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:25.400 the same space. 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.680 Oh, really, you're supposed to be out there violent. They 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.760 feel like they feel its are violent like the pink ones. 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:35.400 Pelicans are not as as like violent as like geese 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:42.040 star but they're not scared of anything God like huge space. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.200 You'll like step at them and they'll keep coming like that. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.480 No, it's not it's it's it's unnerved. I don't like 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.280 it at all. Yeah, I don't. You got to kill 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.640 one from all the other p Yeah, let them know, 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:56.240 come back and eat it. Just can you eat waterfowl? 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:01.360 I've never heard anybody sir any of those three, So 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.360 I'm gonna say no, I feel like you can eat 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.440 any bird A little bit. I think probably like yeah, 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.720 oh yeah, anything that we're eating more seagull than we realized. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:14.240 Any doubt that, yeah, they're gonna slip it in anything local, 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.080 anything like locate inner city, I would imagine it gets 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.120 caught caught up. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:22.080 Every farm I've ever visited had like five chickens and 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:26.800 yet somehow producing yea, yeah, somehow we've never even. 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:30.560 Yeah, there's there was a wing shortage a little bit. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.520 There was a wing shortage, but it wasn't a two 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.400 years ago. But it wasn't because we ran out of wings. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.480 It was because of some weird like tariff ship that 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.200 made it so that we weren't chipping wings the. 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:44.400 Way that you know what I mean, Like I don't 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:48.040 if I remember correctly. It wasn't like literally, we don't 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:49.520 have enough chickens no more. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:53.160 It was more like, oh, we fucked up the economy 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.560 in a way that we don't have access to wings 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:57.680 like we did. Yeah, I mean I remember when it happened, 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.880 feeling duped mm hmm. I was like this is this 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:05.520 is yes, chickens kept inside because I never see chickens 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.400 like when you fly over the States, you're looking down 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:13.440 just big chicken that you see like them. I think 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:16.320 they're too many chickens for them not to be. I 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.400 never see them off the side of the highway either, 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:20.840 you know what I mean, cow farms, I see every 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.280 kind of farm off the side of the chickens are 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.120 still the ones where and I say, we're I'm not 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.600 doing anything to these animals. But have you ever killed 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:32.000 a chicken? No, I've never killed any animals. You think 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:33.440 we ran out of chickens and we're just eating like 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:34.960 robotic chickens at this point. 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:38.360 I think, I think, I think certainly there's already evidence 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:42.000 of us eating sort of like man made meats. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:45.240 Oh for sure, and you know the problems. They taste. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:49.600 But the biggest fake chickens taste. Come on, I think 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:55.760 it tastes wings that be big as turkey, legs and 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.560 titties like good chicken. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.879 Chicken is like the last animal we're fully like okay 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:09.120 with abusing, you know what I mean, Like everybody else's 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.239 like kind of got even pigs, we go like, hey, 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.600 leave them alone, they're so smart. They've nobody likes stands 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:18.880 up and it's like. 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.760 Is that good? It is? Everybody's like all right, it's 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:24.399 kind of like nikes, you know, yeah, yeah, we know 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:24.720 what you. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.280 Even on a processing level, right, chickens is like low 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:34.080 lift compared to processing other meats. Right, YEA kill a 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.600 chicken plug it got? It is like good to go. 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:39.439 They can't fly away. Yeah yeah, I mean it's just 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:41.359 like the ease to get to the meat even But. 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.360 Also I think we do a lot of justification where 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.880 we go, well, it couldn't survive on its own, Yeah, 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:47.879 so like what was it going to do? 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:50.120 Who's to say that though? I mean, in my head 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:53.000 it's the stupidest out of humans can't survive on their own. Yeah, 0:17:54.359 --> 0:18:05.160 imagine a stories disappear. I want to know you. That's 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:08.000 the breakdown. It's not even the processing. He's like, I got, 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:15.960 I don't have any cash. What is this? It is 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:23.360 dark ship? Yeah, I I I definitely think that, uh 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:25.600 that that this is news to me, that that the 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.520 poop is valuable, and in that way that does lead 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:32.520 me to start to question all the pops. Yeah, how 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:37.680 valuable is are poop? Poop is fertilizerable? Oh for sure? 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:38.920 Try try that again. 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:45.560 Fertilizerable fertilization Yeah yeah, justin running back, cut that out. 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:53.520 I don't, I don't he doesn't like what I get 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:55.800 paid for that you have to slow it down and 0:18:55.880 --> 0:19:04.280 loop make it sound like idiots fertilizer. I I don't 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:06.399 know if that's true. If all poop is first, I 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:10.120 would it not be because I think there's probably some 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:12.960 chemical reactions for certain things, or it. 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:16.600 Doesn't matter, like what you eat. Maybe you're like a 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:19.120 if you eat it organic all the time. I think 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:20.600 your poop should be good to go. 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:22.520 But it feels like you would have something to do 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:26.080 with stomach ensigns, right, I don't know. Yeah, I only 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:34.600 speak on one. I know. Yeah, you're pops all poops, 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.320 Then why don't we all saving our poop? Maybe they 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:41.920 are saving it and we're just get rid of that. 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:43.960 I'm saying we flushing it. But the government might be 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:50.359 off the top. Yeah, okay, So it says I like 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.080 that y'all are working on this together. But it says 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:54.520 while animal and human. 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.639 Waste can be used as fertilizer, it's not as simple 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:01.199 as just applying any poop directly to your garden animal 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:04.639 manure like how horse manure is commonly used, but human 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:09.640 waste requires careful treatment due to potential pathogens. Specifically, human 0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:12.639 weights needs to be treated to eliminate harmful bacteria and 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:16.280 parasites before it's safe to use on edible plank. 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:18.639 But who wrote this exactly? Brother, it's a person that 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:21.359 be selling the fertilizer. Yeah, it sounds like sounds like 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:25.479 a farmer. You want, you can't do it, You don't want. 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:27.320 You realize you already got all the fertilizer you need. 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:31.520 And even more, they're not telling you about birds. That part. 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:34.840 They didn't nothing about it. They're like cow and horse. Yeah, 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:37.480 that's what you could use secretly. Birds is. 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:42.000 Yeah, like they're really on the on some innovative, like 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.119 we figured a new thing out and they're trying to 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:46.240 keep it a secret from us so that we don't 0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:48.480 start collecting birds and getting their poop. 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:52.240 That should have been national news, like national news, and 0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:54.240 they know where to be found, you said with a 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:57.080 be you said billions of dollars, billions of billions, like 0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:01.639 literally a year liquid birds and not even birds. We 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:03.160 funk with that heavy the worst. 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:06.159 And they can mess up the ecosystem, like drilling it 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.200 because it's on the ocean floor, drilled down to get it, 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:11.040 just to get it, just to get that pull. And 0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:16.120 Trump left the treaty just to have a company do it. Yeah, 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:21.440 he loves know he's an environmental treat Yeah, he's like, 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:22.680 I'm not gonna be here for it. 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:26.080 I was, I don't give a fuck. 0:21:26.480 --> 0:21:31.879 I was already. You see that. 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:35.520 Epstein video where he realized he's always danced like that. Yeah, 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:38.080 I thought he started dancing like that. That's just been 0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:43.760 his mood. A lot of white men dance like that, 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:48.560 though he's even more cartoonish. Though, for sure, for that's 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:51.560 a crazy dance because what's the problem with it is 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:52.200