Speaker 1: Hey, you found us.
Speaker 2: It's working Jeffrey in the Morning and our Second Date podcast.
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Speaker 1: Charts every week on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Yeah welcome. Yeah, I go every night and I just
Speaker 3: stream it on five thousand different laptops.
Speaker 1: You're the one that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, guys, but I'm tired of those ratings.
Speaker 4: All right, Hey, thanks for being Aaron.
Speaker 1: Don't forget.
Speaker 2: We do have forty five more minutes of this painful
Speaker 2: show if you can endure it over on our main feed.
Speaker 1: Just go to Brook and Jeffrey for that one. But
Speaker 1: right now, let's get to what you came forward. That's
Speaker 1: a second date.
Speaker 3: Yes, second date update. We're gonna do a fun little
Speaker 3: experiment here.
Speaker 1: Oh that's exciting.
Speaker 3: Before you got together with your husband, Michael, think about
Speaker 3: the last couple guys before him that you dated. I
Speaker 3: need you to rate them based on their attractiveness. Just
Speaker 3: simply one to ten.
Speaker 2: The last two, Oh they're both well, no, okay, one
Speaker 2: of them changing in your head. I'd give one of
Speaker 2: them an eight, and then i'd give one of the
Speaker 2: other ones when he.
Speaker 4: Showered five showered unshowered, I go, ok, really greasy hair.
Speaker 3: Now, A recent study says, if you average out the
Speaker 3: numbers of your exes, that is what society deems your
Speaker 3: number is, so brooke, you would be a solid five.
Speaker 4: I don't actually argue that, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't think you would. It's like you are what you eat,
Speaker 3: you are who you've dated. One of our listeners may
Speaker 3: be dealing with a numbers crisis in his dating life.
Speaker 3: His name and I apologize if I pronounced this wrong.
Speaker 3: Is it thom t h O M.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's an hys.
Speaker 3: So according to your it says that before the date,
Speaker 3: you considered yourself to be a six, but afterwards you
Speaker 3: considered yourself a four. Now, oh, why why do you
Speaker 3: feel that way? Did you fall face down on an escalator?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 5: No? No, I mean when I went out with her,
Speaker 5: I thought she was a six easily, but she's like
Speaker 5: not calling me back. So now I'm thinking I'm a four.
Speaker 3: You know you you can't lock down a six? Then? Yeah,
Speaker 3: what is that?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Just like put it out there that no woman, no
Speaker 2: matter where you actually think they stand, should ever be
Speaker 2: called anything but a seven or eight.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, yeah, at least not to their face. But
Speaker 3: she's not on the phone right now, so we're allowed
Speaker 3: to be honest.
Speaker 1: What do you think you failed?
Speaker 5: I have absolutely no idea. I mean, look, I didn't
Speaker 5: put in like a ton of effort.
Speaker 2: Maybe that was It's one big clue there.
Speaker 5: I don't know what her name is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what her name is? Do we
Speaker 3: put that Shefford in?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Tory?
Speaker 3: Is it Torri or is it Thory with an atre?
Speaker 3: It's just yeah, Okay, where did you meet Tory?
Speaker 5: Dating app? Which I normally it was? It was weird.
Speaker 5: Like I normally, I kind of aim higher. I'm going
Speaker 5: after seven to eight hear know, you gotta wait listen.
Speaker 5: I mean that was the thing I've been like kind
Speaker 5: of going after these sort of I guess aesthetically more
Speaker 5: beautiful women. But it wasn't really working. So I was
Speaker 5: kind of like, well, you know, I'll go out with
Speaker 5: this girl. She's probably six.
Speaker 3: I feel you broat.
Speaker 1: Do you always think of people on this rating scale?
Speaker 3: No? I mean, okay, all men think that way. Surprise flash.
Speaker 3: We think beautiful women are beautiful.
Speaker 1: Different.
Speaker 2: That's different than rating every single person you meet.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's my question.
Speaker 3: Women do this. I know women rate guys.
Speaker 1: I don't rate people in my head, like yes, I find.
Speaker 2: Them attractive or not attractive for sure, but I don't play.
Speaker 3: He was one of your boyfriends, was the only one went?
Speaker 3: You don't wait people? Okay, I guess your word on that.
Speaker 1: Can I just ask them a question?
Speaker 3: Go ahead?
Speaker 2: I'm curious because it doesn't sound like you are attracted
Speaker 2: to this woman, and it doesn't sound like you're interested.
Speaker 1: Why are you calling us to getting in touch with her.
Speaker 5: I mean it's not as if I wasn't like unattracted
Speaker 5: to her. I mean we were definitely getting along. I
Speaker 5: guess you say, I.
Speaker 2: Guess people, you keep on he's being rejected and he
Speaker 2: hates it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's a want what you can't have things?
Speaker 3: That's true?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean, look, we just went to
Speaker 5: like a dive bar. It wasn't like we did some
Speaker 5: big fancy dinner. I wasn't exactly willing to spend a
Speaker 5: lot of money on it. But if I don't know, if.
Speaker 3: She was a seven or eight, then you would have
Speaker 3: gone the extra.
Speaker 5: Mile and like paid extra probably would.
Speaker 3: Have Okay, I think that's for you.
Speaker 1: Were you nice to her when you were on the
Speaker 1: day I'm.
Speaker 3: Being serious about did you.
Speaker 5: Compliment her a little bit? I mean, if we hung out,
Speaker 5: I mean we laughed every once in a while. It
Speaker 5: was kind of cool. The one thing that was kind.
Speaker 3: Of strange, I guess after we had been.
Speaker 5: Drinking a little bit, like went to the bathroom and
Speaker 5: I came back and I was going to give her
Speaker 5: like a surprise hug, but she was she was sitting
Speaker 5: down on a bar stool, and I kind of like
Speaker 5: gave her a hug from behind, and it was almost
Speaker 5: like I got her in like a little head lug.
Speaker 3: You're standing up and she's sitting, so, yeah, isn't right.
Speaker 3: He didn't really put her in a.
Speaker 1: Head No, my husband's height.
Speaker 2: It's like whenever he hugs me from behind, it is
Speaker 2: literally like a chokehold.
Speaker 1: And I hate it. I hate it so much.
Speaker 3: Did you let go after thirty seconds? Consciousness?
Speaker 5: I gave her like a little new you know kind
Speaker 5: of thing like.
Speaker 1: Are you joking? No, that's a joke.
Speaker 5: No, it was just like stupid quick thing.
Speaker 3: That's a little friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, I would never call a bag.
Speaker 2: I don't care if he was a twenty on what
Speaker 2: other scale you're working on.
Speaker 4: And gave me a noogie.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you're a broad Brook, you're a five. You
Speaker 3: don't get to choose like that. We're talking about.
Speaker 1: What was her response to the now gie?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Look, she seems startled at first, but we had
Speaker 5: been drinking, so it kind of she just brushed it
Speaker 5: off and we just got back to talking.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: When she realized it was you, everything.
Speaker 2: Was okay, and her mood didn't change, like, shouldn't become
Speaker 2: more icy or cold towards you.
Speaker 5: And to be honest, I didn't really notice because I
Speaker 5: was sort of like not as interested anymore. I sort
Speaker 5: of lost the desire to take it any further.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, whatever, am trying to be a
Speaker 1: jerk right now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Look, I mean I'm being honest with you. That's totally
Speaker 5: how it was. On the date, I was just like
Speaker 5: not into it. But then when I got home, it
Speaker 5: was like I realized, out of all the dates I've
Speaker 5: been on and all the dates that I don't like,
Speaker 5: I kind of liked her the most.
Speaker 1: She was down.
Speaker 2: She was the best of the worst, right right, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm really concerned with myself that I.
Speaker 4: Followed that.
Speaker 3: Position that some of us have been in many, many times. So, okay,
Speaker 3: how long has it been since your date with Toy?
Speaker 5: Then it's been a week.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Have you tried to put any effort in since it
Speaker 2: doesn't sound like you put any in it initially?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, look, I waited about four days and
Speaker 5: then I called one. I didn't leave a messageor anything.
Speaker 5: I just hung up and then I texted her after that.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, good.
Speaker 3: And they say romance is dead, Well, some people might
Speaker 3: think it's coming on a little bit strong. Let it
Speaker 3: ring once bro ing. But we'll see how Tory feels
Speaker 3: because we're going to come back. We'll call her directly.
Speaker 2: I'm actually really excited to hear her opinion of this situation, and.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe we'll have her rate you, rate everybody in
Speaker 3: this room.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back and healthy.
Speaker 3: It's a rape fest when we come back for your
Speaker 3: second date update. Right after this second date update, we've
Speaker 3: got an interesting situation on our hands here with one
Speaker 3: of our listeners, Thombe spelled like Tom but with an
Speaker 3: H in there, and to a few of us on
Speaker 3: the show, it sounds like he only wants another date
Speaker 3: with this woman Tory because he's kind of bored or.
Speaker 1: He's being rejected and hates that. I can't decide which.
Speaker 3: He doesn't see that into her, at least according to
Speaker 3: some people in this.
Speaker 1: Room, according to him.
Speaker 3: To me, he said that, well, I don't know how
Speaker 3: he feels personally. It sounds like he is passionately in
Speaker 3: love trying to play it KOI.
Speaker 1: He told us that he was being honest like eight times,
Speaker 1: so I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's what a koy person would say.
Speaker 1: That trick me too, true.
Speaker 3: Because there really weren't a lot of highlights to cover
Speaker 3: from their dive bar hangout, except for when he tried
Speaker 3: to hug her from behind and accidentally put her into
Speaker 3: a mini headlock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a huge highlight. I mean, I'm more a
Speaker 1: low lighte for her.
Speaker 3: It's kind of playful flirtiness there.
Speaker 1: It's not well so it could.
Speaker 3: Be almost like the I do kiss. It's very cute
Speaker 3: and romantic. That's the potential for it. Anyway, we're hoping
Speaker 3: to help cure Thomb of his you know, eternal boredness
Speaker 3: and get him another date with here Brook. Is there
Speaker 3: anything disparaging you'd like to say to Thumb before we
Speaker 3: begin here.
Speaker 1: I feel like I covered it all.
Speaker 3: Anything left.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What I want to ask him is if he is
Speaker 2: going to be embarrassed if he gets rejected on the radio.
Speaker 5: No, honestly, not really, Okay, no pressure.
Speaker 3: I mean she's already basically rejecting you as it is.
Speaker 3: Sure can't be rejected.
Speaker 5: I don't know how you know how much else I
Speaker 5: can worry about that if it happens.
Speaker 2: Okay, we usually so you just don't care about that either, Okay,
Speaker 2: we just I just full apathetic.
Speaker 3: I can sense the passion in Tom's voice, right, Sorry,
Speaker 3: tom My bad?
Speaker 4: What if Thom's just killing time with us right now?
Speaker 1: He's like, Man, I'm kind of bored.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna call this maybe, but let's get it done.
Speaker 3: We'll see what she has to say. I'm gonna dial
Speaker 3: her number right now.
Speaker 5: You ready, you guys, are you asking me that?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, okay, never mind. Let me just focus on
Speaker 3: Tory here.
Speaker 2: Okay, so many emails, and this is the one we
Speaker 2: chose to do.
Speaker 3: I mean, Brook, we're not going to turn down the
Speaker 3: chance to interview a hard four on his dating life.
Speaker 3: So here we go. This is for Tho.
Speaker 5: Let's call her.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Tory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is her.
Speaker 1: It is a dumb joke. Sorry, Tory.
Speaker 3: What's up. You're on the radio with Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 5: Hey, Torri, Hi, weird.
Speaker 1: It's gonna get a lot weirder in a second.
Speaker 3: We don't know that for sure. We do want to
Speaker 3: try into your personal life, just the tiniest bit and
Speaker 3: ask you about a date that you went on the
Speaker 3: other day with a guy named Thomb. Oh. You probably
Speaker 3: meant a lot of thomb so this one. Uh, he
Speaker 3: was the one that took you to a dive bar.
Speaker 6: Yeah thomb Okay, I remember him.
Speaker 2: Okay, weird, he's weird or it's weird that we're calling No.
Speaker 6: It's weird that you're it's weird that you're calling me.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, we're just trying to ask in general, how
Speaker 3: you felt about the date and how you felt about
Speaker 3: thomb himself.
Speaker 6: I don't know he's okay, Okay, fine, Okay, you ask
Speaker 6: your Alexis on a scale.
Speaker 3: No, let's not. Let's not go to the SUPERI that's
Speaker 3: just weird, Okay, I don't want.
Speaker 1: To hear that it's weird now, I see we're above.
Speaker 3: That's what you want to ask, Like, we want to
Speaker 3: get a sense of how you really feel about thomb.
Speaker 3: Is there like a chance that there might be another meetup? Maybe?
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess he did like text me. I
Speaker 6: just I never texted him back, like he it was
Speaker 6: a fine day. I mean, I didn't really seem like
Speaker 6: he wanted to be there, but like I didn't really
Speaker 6: want to be there either, So.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, why didn't you want to be there?
Speaker 6: I mean, it wasn't like a bad date, It just
Speaker 6: wasn't a great day. I don't know. I guess I've
Speaker 6: been like going back and forth on how I feel
Speaker 6: about him.
Speaker 3: Okay, Like part of me is.
Speaker 6: Like I can probably do better. Then there's another part
Speaker 6: of me that's like is it even worth trying to
Speaker 6: find somebody else? You know, like, don't settle.
Speaker 1: Don't settle for.
Speaker 3: Our listener, he's asked us for help.
Speaker 4: I don't want him to settle either.
Speaker 1: He also, I just.
Speaker 3: You didn't say that to him.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Is there any highlights or low lights, any moments from
Speaker 2: the date that really stand out to you?
Speaker 6: I mean not not really, Like I haven't even really
Speaker 6: thought about him.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you haven't thought about him?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Just like you know, you have an experience, it's like eh,
Speaker 6: and then you just kind of like go about your
Speaker 6: life and don't give it much attention.
Speaker 3: Maybe no highlights is a highlight, Like that's actually in
Speaker 3: itself that's interesting.
Speaker 5: I mean, wait, are you guys asking me? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Have you ever thought of it that way?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: The similarities are actually pretty striking. I know that's just
Speaker 3: confusing me. I seem like I can't wait to see
Speaker 3: the fireworks that explode out of a conversation when we
Speaker 3: tell you, Tory that Thumb is actually on the other
Speaker 3: line right now listening to this conversation. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 3: he wants to he wants to jump in and talk
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 5: Huh hey, yeah, that's stop.
Speaker 3: So we're just going to back away and let you
Speaker 3: two love birds. Yeah, talk this out, go ahead.
Speaker 6: Sorry. I mean, I I don't want to like hurt
Speaker 6: your feelings. I'm just being honest, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 6: I just didn't feel like it.
Speaker 5: Was that special.
Speaker 6: Really, no offense to you, like you're a nice guy.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, no offense taken. I agree it was
Speaker 5: it was fine. It's not like we we didn't hate
Speaker 5: each other, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I don't know. I mean I guess, like
Speaker 6: I said, I'm like going back and forth. Part of
Speaker 6: me is like, yeah, why not? It was like fine,
Speaker 6: And then the other part of me is just like
Speaker 6: he's not even on my mind at all that we
Speaker 6: even went out.
Speaker 1: You know, is this where dating sat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is this what's happening? Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I appreciate the honesty, and I'll be
Speaker 5: honest with you. I mean I kind of only thought
Speaker 5: about you when this radio show came on. They sort
Speaker 5: of asked me if I wanted to do the second
Speaker 5: date call so Kevin.
Speaker 6: I mean, that's fair, That's totally fair. Like I think
Speaker 6: back on their date, there's there's nothing like special about
Speaker 6: our date, you.
Speaker 5: Know, like I get it offended, weird, Like that's what
Speaker 5: I kind of liked about it, Like the lack of interest,
Speaker 5: Like there was no drama, and like that's kind of
Speaker 5: not bad.
Speaker 2: That was actually the most positive thing that I've heard
Speaker 2: any of them say.
Speaker 3: The most romantic things I've been spoken on the show.
Speaker 1: Are you guys attracted to each other?
Speaker 3: Very long?
Speaker 5: Thought.
Speaker 3: I think you guys are actually perfect for each other.
Speaker 3: You're madly in love and you just don't care enough.
Speaker 3: Yet the bar is set so so low for both
Speaker 3: of you, not even that this might actually work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there is a bar. I think the
Speaker 1: bar is left.
Speaker 3: Well, let's find out for sure, because Toy, we love
Speaker 3: to offer you another date with Thomb, and we would
Speaker 3: pay for that date if you're willing to see him
Speaker 3: one more time.
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess, like the dating apps are just.
Speaker 5: So bad right now.
Speaker 6: Like I don't know if you guys are on there,
Speaker 6: but there's just like herves and weirdos and like I
Speaker 6: had like a group of three things they wanted to
Speaker 6: add a fourth one time. It's just like rock out there.
Speaker 6: So we're giving I guess, yeah, like why not it
Speaker 6: doesn't like her to do another one?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, to hold on, Brooke, he may have changed his mind.
Speaker 3: Let's ask him, Thomb, are you still up for this?
Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's great. I mean, I'll take
Speaker 5: a free date, all right, I'll.
Speaker 3: Take a free dad. And why not? How much worse
Speaker 3: can it gets?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: What the heck? Well, congratulate. I don't even want to
Speaker 3: congratulate you. It doesn't feel like it deserves the congratulations.
Speaker 1: I have never been so depressed at the end of
Speaker 1: a second day.
Speaker 3: Now it's officially my favorite second date we've ever done.
Speaker 3: Now that book's depressed. Good work, thomb and you're going
Speaker 3: out one more time.
Speaker 5: Good luck, Thanks guys, Are we done?
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.