WEBVTT - Pu**y on the Hip (with Yassir Lester) RE-RELEASE 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.880 Yep, yep, there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:12.400 welcome to a rerelease. That's right, our first re release 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:16.159 of a episode of My Mama told me. Now, I 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.159 know a few of you. All six of you have 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:22.639 been listening to this podcast for nearly a year now. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:25.680 Our first release was about a year from now, and 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.639 we thought it would be fun for those who have 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:29.640 not made it all the way through the M M 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:34.199 T M vault. It's sort of like teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:37.160 but we mixed the letters up. 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So do that 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.600 on the Apple podcast app and do it before I 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:51.400 get upset. Okay, bye, bitch. It's so weird how like 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.960 the person you are in high school, unless you make 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:59.040 drastic changes, is kind of just who you forever. Yeah, 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:03.440 you carry the one on that personality. Yeah. Absolutely. They 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.280 used to do those episodes of like Ricky Lake where 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.919 they would be like I used to be a dork 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.560 in high school, but now I'm fucking hot, and like 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.120 they'd come out, you remember, and they'd like yell at 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.200 the person who bullied them. But even when they would 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.400 come out, you could still see a dork in them, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.920 you know what I mean? Right, because a loser would 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.040 be like I gotta get Ricky Lake to show someone 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.480 who hasn't thought about me in twenty two years. You 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.600 mean that this lady with the whole family, you're gonna 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.240 yell at her because she was mean to you when 0:02:34.280 --> 0:03:01.959 she was sixteen? Girl? The fucker racist? You can't tell me. Yeah, 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:05.720 there it is. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to a spectacular 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:10.520 I'm wonderful, a beautiful, big tittied episode of My Mama 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:15.560 told me the podcast where we died Deep Deep go 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.640 underground into the world of black conspiracy theories, and we 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:24.040 worked to finally prove that Jaden Smith can in fact 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:28.400 talked to fish. That Nigga died his eyebrows blonde for 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.920 a reason. Humans didn't tell him to do that. A 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.720 fish told him that. A trout named Harold said, Jaden, 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.480 you know what, I'm a fish. You should look more 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.560 like a fish. Make your eyebrows disappear into your face. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.320 We know you can talk to fish, Jaden, and we 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.680 are going to prove it. I'm Langston Kerman, I'm your host. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.520 As always, I'm having me I'm having a weird day. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:53.160 I'll be honest. Today I discovered that and I didn't 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.960 know this, and I'm a very ignorant person. Apparently the 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:59.800 phrase time these twins is racist and no idea. This 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.400 whole time, I just thought I never knew that that 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:06.240 Siam was a real place. I just thought that was 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.320 the name that they picked for those twins that are 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.080 stuck together. But as it turns out, we were driving 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.240 my wife and not driving past a restaurant they claimed 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.920 to sell Siamese food, and I said, well, why are 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.920 they selling Siamese food? What is Siamese food? Is that 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.440 like when two chickens are pressed up against each other 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.560 and they cook it? Anyway, I didn't know, and she said, no, 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.240 Siam is a real place. And then I said, oh no, 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.039 that means that that word that white people came up with, 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:34.839 it's just me. It was just two kids apparently born 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.359 with their elbows stuck together. And then white people are like, 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.160 all right, that's gonna be your country's thing forever and 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:46.000 always name the evils of America. Well that covers that. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.599 I'll tell you this my next guest. He ain't evil. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.600 He's a good guy. He's a lovely human being. I'm 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.920 so excited that he's here. You know him from Oh Man, 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:58.160 you know him from Black Monday. It's a hilarious show. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.360 That he both writes on it and has a Didn't 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.000 you know him from Duncanville? You know him from writing 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:07.120 on black a m huh. You know him from trolling 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.359 Jimmy John's on the internet because he told me, and 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.560 I'm quoted here, he fox the subway and he doesn't 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.200 think Jared did it. That's what he said. I don't know. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.680 We'll find out more about that when I invite him 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.839 on Please welcome my hilarious desk. Mr Yes and Lester 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:32.480 every dollar. Yeah. Let me let me clarify something I 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.919 didn't say. Jared didn't do it. I said he did it, 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:42.000 and I don't care right fair enough, you're like this 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:46.560 bug me give me my five dollar foot loan. I 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:50.480 was specifically, I'll go to subway, get come back home. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:58.919 Look at cabinets on wayfair. I don't care if a 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:03.240 woman comes to these. I'm anyway. My kids needs a 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:06.640 cabinet regardless. What's that guy's doing with me? Now you're 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:12.359 talking about botuses. If you find a kid in your cabinet, 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.040 you're gonna send it back now. Now you got a kid, 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.160 You got a kid. And what they don't tell you 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.800 is is that like you can also you don't gotta 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.800 keep the kid. You gotta you can tell the kid, 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.880 and then that's to come up for you. You could 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.599 do then It's like you didn't pay nothing for the cabinet, 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.200 right you You could do the right thing or the 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:34.560 wrong thing with that. That's your choice. Why are you 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.360 making this up an issue for Wayfair? They're just doing 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:41.520 good business? Oh my god. Like, first of all, and 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.520 I know this is the conspiracy we're talking about, but 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:47.120 I will say the thing that always cracks, like, especially 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.919 with that one, I was just like, you think you're 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:53.200 the one who cracked the case. I'm saying all these people, 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.560 I'm like, you think you think Wayfair didn't think enough 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.960 to be like, Okay, let's name it exactly after murder 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:04.360 children and kidnapped children. Make it twelve thousand dollars. But 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.320 no one will suspect the thing. I hope a fifteen 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.000 year old doesn't come on the website like it's just 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.040 so crazy. It's so it is wild that they were 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.680 like the biggest way to crack this code is I'm 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:19.000 pointing out this one's named Rebecca, so there's probably a 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:22.120 lady named Rebecca in here. It's like, I don't think. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.800 I don't think that's how you If I'm gonna like 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.400 kidnap a kid, I'm probably not gonna do it that. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:32.040 But well, it's like you're not the same name, the 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:37.240 same name, like if any it's more to me it 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.280 reads more like, you know how like Disney animators are 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:43.679 like all right, make sure the pastor has a boner made. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:47.400 Like it's like a like it's gross and weird, but 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:50.680 like there's nothing. There's not kids behind the boards of 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.480 Disney like you know, doing like weird sex stuff. Right, 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.240 It's to me, it's it's more like that, like it's 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.960 just some weird guys, Like I'm gonna name these kids. 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:02.280 I'm gonna this after the lady I follow home and 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:05.560 it's like, Okay, now you're weird for sure, but there's 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.880 not a kid in there. You just got some ship 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:12.520 to work out. Yeah, so anyway, that's great. I'm so 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:17.320 happy you're here. Dog good. Yeah, you know, me and 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.200 you just worked together on the b T Awards, So 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.280 there's a time catching up since the dog. Fine, I 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:27.520 moved in the middle of this, which has been a nightmare. Kay, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:31.480 bro Like, and this is gonna be on a racist tip, 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:34.280 but I gotta say so hold on, wait a minute, 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:40.640 that's how they get go ahead. So my girlfriend Chelsea, 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:45.240 who you know you worked with her on Hilarious Lankston 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.560 Kerman was an actor on, so she hired movers for us. 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:52.480 They end up being Russian, which whatever, you know what 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:56.040 I'm saying, not ideal in these times, but here we are. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:59.040 It feels like they should like that we got a 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.680 preface with us, so you know we're Russian, like gonna 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:03.800 We're gonna come through with the accents and all that. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.920 And by the way, we were really Russian. We're like 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.480 we're like old school, like you know, James Bond, Like 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.560 you know, I don't own nothing but track suits. That's 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.920 that's the kind of energy I'm coming with. But like 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.240 to the point where it was like an older dude 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.720 who was balding and then like clearly like his nineteen 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.679 year old son. And it was like one of those 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.720 things where I was just like for the sun, I 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.760 was like, what you do, like work on like one 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.520 of them troll farms, like you know what, Like you're 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:35.000 you're a Moore, you know what I'm saying, Like you 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.800 don't know how to use a phone, bro, Like young 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:42.319 entrepreneurial boy, you should be you should be hacking our 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.600 our government. What are you doing? You would have a 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.480 better life back in Russia just sitting in one of 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:51.400 them rooms, you know. Anyway, I digress. So they show 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:56.040 up and like, what would any other time be, like, oh, 0:09:56.120 --> 0:10:00.960 Walmart gigantic like Walmart store size eighteen wheeler, like the 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.400 gigantic ones. We have a one bedroom apartment or like whatever. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:09.680 It's unnecessary, but all right, yeah, they load up half 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.040 my apartment. They're like, all right, that's all we can 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.760 fit for y'all. And we were like what. They're like, 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.800 oh yeah, sorry, we have a whole other household on 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:21.120 the truck. So we're just squeezing y'all on. It was 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:24.120 just like all right, we gotta take this ut. So 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.960 that's so my point is, it's like we were so 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.199 scared of them being Russian that we took the l 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:35.640 on them being bad movers. You know, this wasn't based 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.560 on like culture. This was just too bad movers who 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:41.679 packed you guys in together. No, man, that it was 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.200 because here's the thing it felt like, and honestly, I'm 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:45.920 gonna be real, this is where the race part comes. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:49.600 It's like it felt like they knew that we couldn't 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:52.360 say nothing because they're Russian. Yeah that makes sense. Like 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.120 the kids, it was like a lot of like long 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.439 looks at us and we're like, all right, just hired 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:01.040 to scrab it you you both have very ethnic names. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.760 Is They probably looked at all the reports and they're like, yeah, 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:09.400 we're gonna, we're gonna we'll do whatever. Yeah, we'll do 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.960 whatever we want. Are we gonna give them their own truck? 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.000 It was so crazy, but I was just like, oh, 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.880 this is like their time, and like I mean it 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:22.440 for you, like online and stuff, Like I hate the 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:26.280 argument that people are like Russians did all this. I'm like, 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:32.120 Russians planted seeds, but like Russians weren't at the voting booths, 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.319 you know what I'm saying. Like they just convinced y'all. 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.840 They were just sending out blasts and then a bunch 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:41.760 of y'all wanted this to happen. Yeah they didn't. They 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:45.000 didn't do anything that specially, Yeah exactly. It wasn't great. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.600 So like I'm usually just like yeah, Russia, blah blah blah, 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.000 but this time I was like, oh, I feel like 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.959 I know I can't do nothing right now. First they 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:56.640 came from my national election and I said nothing. Then 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:02.960 they came from my furniture and I drew him motherfucking line. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:07.360 Oh my god, that it is so funny. Yeah, so yeah, 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.480 that's I was. Yeah, I was. I was scared. But 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:11.720 you know, goodness, that's all life is. Bend dog. I 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.280 don't do nothing. I don't know, but I mean, you're 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.280 like out there exercising at all. I don't do nothing. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:19.120 I run and then I come back inside. That's pretty 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.200 much it. It ain't it's not that deep, but you know, 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.560 we gotta figure out ways to stay saying and all 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:26.960 of this. I figured if I somehow could get buff 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.920 before the industry opens back up and they have to 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:33.960 talk to me different, then I'll have saved my career somehow. 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:37.520 It's not working, as you can plainly see. But no, 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.240 but your face is definitely because here's the thing you have, 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:44.960 because are you You're a drinker. I drink. I used 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:48.040 to drink a lot more Now I'm like very occasionally 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:50.760 I'll drink. Okay, see, I was gonna say, as someone 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:53.200 who used to drink and doesn't anymore, I noticed I 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:56.319 can tell when people stop their face. And so I 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.679 was gonna say, yeah you stopped, yeah you stopped, or 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.120 your working out a lot, but it's probably a mix 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.800 of both as well. I'll take it. I used to 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.640 be a fatty. Now I'm not what I can get. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.040 Speaking of fear, we're talking about fear. I had a 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:15.640 little bit of nervousness going into your conspiracy theory. I'll 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:19.360 be honest. Oh you have. You've presented one that arguably 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.600 is one of our most challenging to enter into in 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:29.080 today's era in but I'm very excited to introduce it 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.160 because you were. You also were the fastest person of 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:35.679 all time to respond to the question of what would 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.559 you like your conspiracy theory to be? No one has 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:43.840 fast It's alwayst as if I'm always thinking about it. 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:46.840 It felt like you had the email drafted already and 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:51.079 we're just waiting for someone to ask what you're thinking about, yasir, 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:58.120 and you you asked, and it's beautiful. You said, my 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:02.800 mama told me Rusher and Sierra used to be hermaphrodites, 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:09.439 And boy, oh boy, did my jaw dropped. And before 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:11.520 we go any further, because I want to hear all 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.920 your thoughts. Before we go any further, I want to 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.520 be clear for our listeners at home that that word 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:20.160 is not a word that we use for people. It 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:25.760 is an outdated word. The correct terminology is inter center sex. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:30.240 Yes exactly. However, at the time that we were growing up, 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.960 that was the word that that conspiracy theory sort of 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.760 came out of. I never heard the word intersex until 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:40.640 like three years ago, and unfortunately, everybody was just running 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:45.080 around calling Sierra and usher hermaphrodites. So please, yas there, 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:49.480 tell me more about this conspiracy theory. So, and this 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:52.640 is where we get into the like, this is where 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.600 we get into the weeds of it a little bit, 0:14:54.960 --> 0:15:00.000 because so many conspiracy theories, as someone who genuinely loves them, 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:04.480 so many conspiracy theories usually have a thread of like, 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:08.480 oh okay, Like it's not that you can follow it perfectly, 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.480 but you can tug on it and get back to 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:15.640 where you started. Right. This one, truly the only thing, 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:24.560 the only thing I can think of, because I really 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.160 spent a lot of time, and here's the thing I didn't. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.640 I wasn't as smart as to like go research it. 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:36.600 The only thing that I wasn't reading your book studying 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.760 your science because like here's the thing. It's like it 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:43.080 was I think, well, you know, and I hope this 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:45.400 doesn't step on any other ones. But we're roughly the 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.040 same age, a few years older than you. But this 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:52.680 conspiracy theory hit the ground running around the same time 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:57.400 as Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed, so he, you know, 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:02.880 give himself head. And then that little Kim backstage one night, 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:07.480 you know, gave blowy Jay's to so many dudes she 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:11.600 had to get her stomach pump so like, so it's 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.080 like number one is like a sixth grader who has 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.640 no concept of sex as is like you know, like 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.440 I feel like sixth grade girls get it because they 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.800 have to. Like we just live in a society sadly 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.160 that like if they don't have the knowledge, dudes take 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.240 advantage of them, and sad these usually older men blah 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.880 blah blah. So like usually thank goodness, women have like 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:36.000 a a better a better grasp all these things sex 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:38.920 until and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:42.480 I feel like no man knows anything about sex until 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.400 he actually has it. Like it doesn't matter how many 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.400 books you've read, it doesn't matter how many stories you've heard. 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:54.920 It's like, once you're actually in the act, you're like, whoa, there, 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:58.880 we have no concept of like where things actually go 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:03.040 or what it's supposed to feel like, it's just all theoretical. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.800 And then you get inside of a person and you're like, okay, yeah, 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:09.920 all right, let's take it easy. I think I get 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:14.920 it now, and even then, and even then I would 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:19.000 say like I think at like time number ten, it's 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.760 like you're like, oh, I got it. Like well, that's 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:25.080 why we're also trash at it in the beginning, because 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.320 we didn't know anything to start off with. And then 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.600 that's tacked on top of the fact that we're not 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:34.440 smart enough for intuitive enough to figure it out quickly, 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:36.919 you know what I mean, Like men are. We're not 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.800 sitting there studying and figuring it out. We're just like 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.719 looking at it and being like, oh, that's different than 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.800 I thought. And then we like, you know, run and go, 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.200 come and try to figure it out again the next time. 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:52.040 Oh god, um, so as you know, as you so 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.119 eloquently stated, so it's like you don't know anything. So 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:58.119 it's like not only that, not only do you not 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:02.800 know anything about the act, like being intersects. It's a 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:07.520 very that's a very nuanced conversation for even for even 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:11.520 for the most expert mind in terms of like what 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:13.520 that means not just for the person, but for society 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:16.320 at large, you know. And then like the Marilyn Manson thing, 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:18.600 it's like you clearly don't know enough about anatomy to 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:21.680 know that that's impossible. It's that didn't help that much, 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:25.919 didn't Yeah, And then it's like pray, it's just like 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:28.760 you didn't extend to your spine. You got rid of 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:32.879 the other part that if you couldn't do sit ups before, 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:36.600 you're not like doing them better because your ribs are smaller, Like, 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:40.119 that's not the issue here, bro. So that would be 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:42.000 funny if you just saw a dude with like a 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:46.480 fourteen pack. It's like, oh, I got I got my 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:50.520 ribs removed. I got one removed, and now I'm super 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:55.400 buffin dick, stay wet, don't matter who's sucking it. I 0:18:55.440 --> 0:19:00.840 got my dick. It's so sad. So So anyways, as 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:02.960 I was saying about tracing the threat, the only thing 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:08.760 I can truly truly think of is that they are 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:14.600 both phenomenal performers and dancers. And are like for the 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:17.600 sadly for the sierra of it all is that she, 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:21.280 especially at the time, was so toned and so like, 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:23.359 you know, like because there's the thing. It's like Janet 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:26.040 Jackson was that toned. Angela Bassett was that toned, and 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.600 like those conversations never came up, but I think that 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:32.160 they were already in like they were already in the world. Well, 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:35.040 you know what, what to your point, it wasn't just 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.920 that she was toned. She also was like hanging out 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:41.520 with bow Wow. So she was taller than that's right, 0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:44.919 and so it's like, oh, this big, strong, tall lady 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:47.240 and she's not even that tall, but at the at 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:51.760 the time it was she was like six eight and muscular, 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:54.480 and so a bunch of high school kids were like, 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:59.239 this bitch, gota penis, which is like so so like 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:02.480 because it a actually it's spotlighted on us shore and 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:05.200 then went to see and it was just it was 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:07.600 one of those things again that like the usher of 0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:12.240 it all never made sense other than I think it's 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:14.480 my theory. You know. I went to very went to 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:18.800 very hood schools till till high school, and uh so 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:21.920 there's like all like middle school stuff, and it was 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:26.280 truly it just felt like one dude hated that his 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:31.359 girl like that, and he just told everyone that he 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:39.200 was half girl, which is so crazy, but already gotta 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:44.320 pussy on his hip, so fuck him. Because that's also 0:20:44.359 --> 0:20:47.119 the other thing that like was so especially as you 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:50.480 you know, get older and learn about people's bodies, but 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:52.240 like the thing that used to always throw around and 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.440 be like, actually the clip is a penis. Actually, but 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:58.399 his penis was a click, and Sierra's clip is a 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:02.000 penis and you're like, what where to god, It's like, yeah, 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:07.400 that's true, and you're like it can't be okay, But 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:09.359 at you know, at sixth grade, you know, in the 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:13.800 sixth grade, you're like, oh my god, right, your whole world, 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:17.040 your whole world is crumbling. And then you're thinking about 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:20.520 the one crew drawing that they show you in textbooks 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:22.760 and you're like, well it did kind of look like 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:25.959 a tiny little dick and I don't know what to do, 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:28.760 and you nailed it again. Because it's like this is 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:31.960 also the rise of the Internet. Like this is when 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:35.520 like the internet first hit schools and like there was 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:40.520 no way to block anything, right, Teachers had no idea 0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:44.479 what like a firewall was like you could just you 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:47.560 can do whatever you want. And also it's like so 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:52.480 much of the Internet truly owes what it is to pornography, 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:58.360 Like yeah, pornography built the Internet, and so because of that, 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:01.199 you could find all that stuff easier. Like I remember, 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:05.080 truly the first two things I ever saw online were 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:12.240 a porno site and then cartoon network dot com pictures 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:15.120 of Dexter's from Dexter's lab that you could print out 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:18.240 and color yourself. Those are the first and then the 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:21.320 third thing I did was print out Bone Thugs and 0:22:21.400 --> 0:22:25.160 Harmony lyrics. I put them in a binder. I love that, 0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:28.640 I do love. I hope it happened exactly in that order. 0:22:28.840 --> 0:22:33.720 That first first you watched them porn you came, and 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:35.440 then you came to your sense and you were like, 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:38.439 you know what I that that was a lot. I 0:22:38.480 --> 0:22:41.640 need to color. I gotta color something. I love Dexter's lab. 0:22:41.680 --> 0:22:44.920 I'm gonna color. I can't color without music. Who did 0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:48.439 I listen to? Of course Bone Thugs and Harmony, And 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:50.960 you sat there and you colored Dexter and you listen 0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:54.600 to Bone Thugs, and you you let your your come 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:58.440 soak into your pants. Well here's this is even sadder thing. 0:22:58.600 --> 0:23:01.359 Look that point is at the school library looked at 0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:06.400 moren then got scared and then downloaded the Dexter's Lab 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:11.880 thing and then printed, but then went home and then 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:14.880 you know, thought about porn clearly, right, So the the 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:18.040 Dexter's Lab was more sort of like to cover up 0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:21.679 your your tracks, right right, I just because I remember 0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:23.240 I didn't know what the Internet was, and I saw 0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:25.040 his commercial that was like, go to cartoon Network dot 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:28.199 com and download a picture of Dexter, and I was like, 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:33.399 what I gotta do that. If the TV's telling me 0:23:33.440 --> 0:23:38.440 to do it, I'm taking Nexter. Oh my god, I do. 0:23:38.600 --> 0:23:40.919 I totally agree. I do think that so much of 0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:44.720 this came out in an era where there were no 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:48.240